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[orchestral music]
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[cracking]
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[soft uplifting music]
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[ominous music]
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[mid-tempo rock music]
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[Rachel] Harris?
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You must be Rachel.
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- Yeah.
- Hey.
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Oh.
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Oh, sorry, I'm a hugger.
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That's, that's okay.
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I'm super awkward at the
beginning of these things.
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Oh, well, that is why
they invented alcohol.
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Hey, man, uh, could we
get one more scotch,
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and for Rachel, a--
wait, wait.
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Uh, let me guess.
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What are you doing?
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Oh, I can sense a
person's drink aura.
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I just need a moment of silence.
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My drink aura?
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[exhales]
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[giggles]
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Sorry.
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Vodka tonic.
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Yeah.
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Wait, wait, wait, I'm
also seeing tequila shots.
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Rach, I don't know about that.
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I did not think that.
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Far be it from
me to tell a lady no.
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Two tequila shots.
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Thanks, man.
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You don't mess around, huh?
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I guess not.
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[Harris laughs]
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Leaving?
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Oh, hey, yeah.
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Didn't want to wake you.
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I got work in the morning.
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Plus, I have self-diagnosed
restless leg syndrome, so.
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[Rachel laughs]
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But, uh, hey.
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[Harris laughs]
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I had a lot of fun.
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Me too.
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All right, sleep tight.
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[phone alarm ringing]
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[electronica music]
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Boom!
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Got you again, ShadowMan.
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[Shadow] Suck my dick, pussy.
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No, come on, man.
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It's too early for
that kind of talk.
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[Shadow] It's not too early
for your mom to suck my dick.
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Eh, clever.
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[ShadowMan groans]
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Oh, and I win again.
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See you next time, Shadow.
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Hope you have a
good day in school.
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What grade you in again?
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[Shadow] You have a
good day being a fag.
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Easy with the
homophobia there, kid.
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[Shadow] Shut up.
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You got it.
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Hey.
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Hey, morning.
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What's up, man?
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Mandarin, Jose.
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150 likes.
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Fuckin' clickbait.
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Cute, who's she?
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She's my ex.
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She used to call blow jobs blowies.
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Now she's engaged to
Richard Rodemeier.
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This fuckin' bald piece of shit.
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Looks like a banker.
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What do you think he does?
You think he banks?
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Let's have a look.
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Pediatric surgeon at Ralph M.
Captain Children's Hospital.
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Oh, no.
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That's a bummer.
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Whatever, man, he still
looks like a piece of shit.
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Of that I have no doubt.
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You should unfriend her, man.
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It's not healthy, you
can drive yourself crazy.
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I know, I know, man.
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I just can't help it.
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Robby, boom.
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Harris, Robby, morning.
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- Hi.
- Hey, Terri.
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The partners and I
made a decision about
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the Harry's Auto Insurance spot.
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You both had damn good ideas.
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But Harris, we're
going with you.
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Thanks, Terri.
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Well, they're gonna
be here on Wednesday.
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You'll be ready
to pitch by then?
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Absolutely.
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Excellent, keep
up the good work.
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You too, Robby.
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Better luck next time, Robert.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Think you just got it all
figured out, don't you?
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I like to think so, yeah.
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[soft rock music]
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Linda, 26.
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"I like adventure,
whiskey, sarcasm, Jenga."
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She's cute, should
I go left or right?
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It's your choice, man.
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Mm-mm.
It's your profile.
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Eh, I pretty much
always swipe right.
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Even if you don't like 'em?
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That's putting the
cart before the horse.
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At this point, it's
just a numbers game.
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Say you swipe right
100 times a day, right?
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Out of those 100 likes,
you get 20 matches,
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out of those 20 matches,
you message 10,
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out of those 10, only
a handful message back,
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and out of that handful, you
end up meeting up with one.
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What that means is, the
more you like initially,
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the higher your chances
are of meeting up
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with someone later.
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- The Tao of swiping.
- [Harris laughs]
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I'm gonna swipe right,
here we go.
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Boom!
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- It's a match. God damn.
- Thank you very much.
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Technology, it's
a great thing.
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You know, if this was
around when I was single--
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Yeah?
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[Chuck inhales deeply]
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Okay, keep browsing.
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Oh!
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What about this one?
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Uh, I'm sorry, Mr. Tzu,
I apologize sincerely.
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Okay.
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No match.
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I'm sorry.
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It's all right, it happens.
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Oh, you're getting
a text from Lauren.
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Uh-huh.
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Oh, dear, I gotta split.
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Lemme guess.
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- Lauren.
- Mm-hmm.
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She's another
match I'm guessing?
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That is correct.
145
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What happened to the last one?
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- What last one?
- Uh, wow.
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I guess it's hard to
keep track of both.
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I don't know her name,
the last one you saw.
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Is that what you
do, you go see them?
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- Oh, you mean Rachel.
- Rachel, Rachel.
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Yes, she's cool.
Yeah, we had fun.
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I just didn't get
the girlfriend vibe.
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Oh, okay, what's
the girlfriend vibe?
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Well, you know how you felt
when you first met Lydia?
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[Chuck] Yeah?
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Yeah, well, I felt, not that.
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Okay, yeah, I see.
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Oh, there she is.
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Wait, you had her come here?
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[Harris] Yeah, so?
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Dude, I thought we
were gonna part ways.
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We are.
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I'm gonna go to that
table over there.
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You're ridiculous.
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Hey!
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I'm Harris.
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This is for you.
Thank you.
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Jeez.
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Can I get you a drink?
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Sure!
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Wait, let me guess.
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[phone vibrating]
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[ominous music]
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[phone alarm ringing]
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[message alert ringing]
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Well, hello.
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[ambient office noise]
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[sighs]
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- 'Sup?
- Yo.
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Who is that?
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Girl I matched with.
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Seems to be really into
Sonic the Hedgehog.
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Listen, um, can
you do me a favor?
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What's that?
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Can we swap dicks
just for tonight?
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[upbeat electronica music]
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- Guess who?
- Whoa!
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Gotcha.
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Scared the shit out of me.
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Whoops!
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You know how to
make an intro, huh?
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I tend to just go for the hug.
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Is this for me?
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Uh, yes, actually.
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It's kind of cheesy, but.
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Very sweet of you.
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Hey there.
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- Hi.
- What can I do for you?
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Uh, can I get a--
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Wait, wait,
wait, let me guess.
201
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I'm seeing, red.
202
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Uh, vodka cranberry.
203
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Oh, my God, yeah.
204
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Wait, I'm also
seeing tequila shots.
205
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Yeah, I love tequila shots.
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All right, here we go.
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I like your hair,
it's different.
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Oh, yeah, I need
to update my pics.
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They're like three weeks old.
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No, it's cool.
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Can I tell you
something embarrassing?
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I'd be offended if you didn't.
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When I was a little kid,
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I got my hair
bleached like Eminem.
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- No, you didn't.
- Yeah, I did.
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00:10:01,279 --> 00:10:03,246
Totally.
217
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Take that secret to the grave.
218
00:10:05,383 --> 00:10:06,249
Yeah.
219
00:10:07,618 --> 00:10:08,851
All right, a vodka cranberry.
220
00:10:08,853 --> 00:10:10,553
Tequila shots.
221
00:10:10,555 --> 00:10:12,488
Thank you, sir.
222
00:10:12,490 --> 00:10:13,690
All right.
223
00:10:13,692 --> 00:10:14,924
Down the hatch.
224
00:10:17,261 --> 00:10:18,228
I haven't thought about
some of these games
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since I was a little kid.
226
00:10:19,798 --> 00:10:22,498
I mean, I used to be a huge
Sonic fan back in the day.
227
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Oh, my God, are
you fuckin' serious?
228
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Sonic is like my life.
229
00:10:26,004 --> 00:10:27,737
- You don't say?
- Yeah!
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00:10:27,739 --> 00:10:29,672
I beat the game once,
no cheat codes.
231
00:10:29,674 --> 00:10:31,407
No, I always
thought Chaos Emeralds
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would be a great band name.
233
00:10:33,245 --> 00:10:34,777
That's genius.
234
00:10:34,779 --> 00:10:35,745
Shall we?
Yeah.
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00:10:35,747 --> 00:10:38,748
[soft rock music]
236
00:10:41,452 --> 00:10:42,819
Oh, my God, I love this song.
237
00:10:42,821 --> 00:10:43,786
What?
238
00:10:43,788 --> 00:10:44,654
Falling Still?
239
00:10:44,656 --> 00:10:45,521
Seriously?
240
00:10:45,523 --> 00:10:46,756
I know these guys.
241
00:10:46,758 --> 00:10:48,524
- Personally.
- No, you don't.
242
00:10:48,526 --> 00:10:51,027
Uh-huh, did the ad
campaign for their new album.
243
00:10:51,029 --> 00:10:52,629
They got a show coming
up, we should go.
244
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I'll get us backstage.
245
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I would fucking love that.
246
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All right.
247
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You know, I knew
we'd get along.
248
00:10:58,837 --> 00:11:01,004
I could tell just
from your profile pic.
249
00:11:01,006 --> 00:11:02,438
I knew.
250
00:11:02,440 --> 00:11:03,873
What's your sign?
251
00:11:03,875 --> 00:11:05,508
Uh, Virgo, I think.
252
00:11:05,510 --> 00:11:07,310
Oh, my God!
253
00:11:07,312 --> 00:11:09,879
I'm a Pisces, we're like
the most compatible signs.
254
00:11:09,881 --> 00:11:11,514
Well, what do you know?
255
00:11:11,516 --> 00:11:13,416
[chuckles]
256
00:11:13,418 --> 00:11:16,753
[phone message ringing]
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00:11:17,655 --> 00:11:18,888
Oh, fuck.
258
00:11:18,890 --> 00:11:23,526
- What?
- My ex just liked my post.
259
00:11:23,528 --> 00:11:25,028
I'm sorry?
260
00:11:25,030 --> 00:11:27,030
I think he's just
trying to fuck with me.
261
00:11:27,032 --> 00:11:28,765
By liking your, uh--
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I have the best idea.
263
00:11:31,769 --> 00:11:33,036
Uh.
264
00:11:33,038 --> 00:11:34,671
Act like you're
having a good time.
265
00:11:34,673 --> 00:11:35,538
Okay.
266
00:11:37,341 --> 00:11:39,475
Oh, my God, that's great.
267
00:11:39,477 --> 00:11:40,443
You're a good actor.
268
00:11:40,445 --> 00:11:42,078
We make a good team.
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00:11:44,448 --> 00:11:46,616
[moaning]
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00:12:32,629 --> 00:12:33,496
Hi.
271
00:12:34,365 --> 00:12:35,498
Hey!
272
00:12:35,500 --> 00:12:36,366
Hey.
273
00:12:38,902 --> 00:12:41,371
I'm just gonna head out, okay?
274
00:12:41,373 --> 00:12:43,740
You don't want to sleep over?
275
00:12:43,742 --> 00:12:48,044
I, I got work tomorrow, so.
276
00:12:48,046 --> 00:12:51,414
Well, you can just leave
from here in the morning.
277
00:12:51,416 --> 00:12:53,816
Venice is kinda far
from where I work.
278
00:12:53,818 --> 00:12:55,852
Plus, I gotta shower.
279
00:12:55,854 --> 00:12:58,955
Well, you could
just shower here.
280
00:12:58,957 --> 00:13:02,892
I could, but, you know, gotta
change and everything, so.
281
00:13:02,894 --> 00:13:05,061
I might have a couple of
shirts you could borrow.
282
00:13:05,063 --> 00:13:06,963
Don't worry, they're
my brother's.
283
00:13:06,965 --> 00:13:09,966
It's just a lot
easier if I go home.
284
00:13:12,770 --> 00:13:14,570
What are you doing tomorrow?
285
00:13:14,572 --> 00:13:15,571
Maybe we could do this again?
286
00:13:15,573 --> 00:13:16,973
Uh, yeah.
287
00:13:16,975 --> 00:13:21,010
Oh, no, I've gotta
work on a pitch, but,
288
00:13:21,012 --> 00:13:23,146
call you as soon as I get free?
289
00:13:23,148 --> 00:13:24,881
Maybe this weekend?
290
00:13:27,651 --> 00:13:29,752
Yeah, maybe.
291
00:13:29,754 --> 00:13:30,820
Okay.
292
00:13:30,822 --> 00:13:32,855
All right.
293
00:13:32,857 --> 00:13:35,057
[Riley] Sleep well,
good night.
294
00:13:41,198 --> 00:13:44,634
Don't gamble with
your car insurance.
295
00:13:45,636 --> 00:13:46,903
Still too long.
296
00:13:49,773 --> 00:13:51,207
We're at a casino.
297
00:13:51,209 --> 00:13:53,609
Blackjack table; we
take a look at our hand.
298
00:13:53,611 --> 00:13:54,744
16, the dreaded.
299
00:13:54,746 --> 00:13:57,213
[phone ringing]
300
00:14:01,685 --> 00:14:03,119
Oh, Christ, lemme.
301
00:14:03,121 --> 00:14:05,988
[clears throat]
302
00:14:05,990 --> 00:14:07,790
We're at a casino.
303
00:14:07,792 --> 00:14:08,758
Blackjack table.
304
00:14:08,760 --> 00:14:11,227
[phone ringing]
305
00:14:12,930 --> 00:14:13,896
"Hey, what's up?
306
00:14:13,898 --> 00:14:15,131
"What are you doing?"
307
00:14:15,133 --> 00:14:17,834
Trying to work is
what I'm doing.
308
00:14:19,136 --> 00:14:21,237
We're at a casino,
blackjack table.
309
00:14:21,239 --> 00:14:23,940
[phone vibrating]
Jesus fucking Christ.
310
00:14:23,942 --> 00:14:25,641
Okay.
311
00:14:25,643 --> 00:14:27,777
[phone ringing]
312
00:14:27,779 --> 00:14:29,846
Mm-hmm, shut the fuck up.
313
00:14:33,484 --> 00:14:35,718
[clears throat]
314
00:14:37,221 --> 00:14:38,921
We're at a ca--
[phone vibrating] jeez fuck!
315
00:14:38,923 --> 00:14:42,258
I'm gonna kill this
girl if she doesn't.
316
00:14:45,229 --> 00:14:46,195
Well, hello.
317
00:14:47,064 --> 00:14:50,266
[upbeat rock music]
318
00:14:50,268 --> 00:14:51,868
I brought wine.
319
00:14:53,971 --> 00:14:56,606
♫ Everyone's a victim
320
00:14:56,608 --> 00:14:59,675
♫ Victim every day
321
00:14:59,677 --> 00:15:02,778
♫ Everyone is looking at me
322
00:15:02,780 --> 00:15:06,015
♫ Don't know what they've heard
323
00:15:06,017 --> 00:15:08,784
♫ Hell no
324
00:15:08,786 --> 00:15:11,053
♫ Hell no
325
00:15:18,662 --> 00:15:21,297
[phone vibrating]
326
00:15:45,222 --> 00:15:46,889
Oh, God.
327
00:15:46,891 --> 00:15:49,725
[phone vibrating]
328
00:16:08,245 --> 00:16:10,146
- Hello?
- [Robby] Finally!
329
00:16:10,148 --> 00:16:11,180
Dude, are you in the
hospital or something?
330
00:16:11,182 --> 00:16:12,281
Robby?
331
00:16:12,283 --> 00:16:13,149
The hospital?
332
00:16:13,151 --> 00:16:14,784
What are you.
333
00:16:14,786 --> 00:16:16,919
Holy shit, holy fucking shit!
334
00:16:16,921 --> 00:16:18,988
[Robby] Yeah, dude, you
missed the meeting, man.
335
00:16:18,990 --> 00:16:20,022
Fuck!
336
00:16:20,024 --> 00:16:21,057
God, what happened?
337
00:16:21,059 --> 00:16:22,358
My alarm didn't go off.
338
00:16:22,360 --> 00:16:23,826
[Robbie] Dude,
I don't know, man.
339
00:16:23,828 --> 00:16:25,728
You gotta remember
to set that shit.
340
00:16:25,730 --> 00:16:26,762
Oh, fuck, are
they still there?
341
00:16:26,764 --> 00:16:28,064
Do I have time to--
342
00:16:28,066 --> 00:16:29,732
[Robby] They're gone,
dude, they left.
343
00:16:29,734 --> 00:16:31,067
Oh, my God, what happened?
344
00:16:31,069 --> 00:16:32,101
[Robby] Look,
everything's fine.
345
00:16:32,103 --> 00:16:33,302
They left totally happy.
346
00:16:33,304 --> 00:16:34,670
They had no idea
anything was wrong.
347
00:16:34,672 --> 00:16:36,138
But how?
348
00:16:36,140 --> 00:16:38,040
[Robby] Look, we had
to use my pitch, man.
349
00:16:38,042 --> 00:16:40,209
- We didn't have a choice.
- Fuck!
350
00:16:40,211 --> 00:16:42,011
Why didn't you call me,
man, before the pitch?
351
00:16:42,013 --> 00:16:44,013
[Robby] I literally have
been calling you non-stop.
352
00:16:44,015 --> 00:16:45,181
Why didn't you try again?
353
00:16:45,183 --> 00:16:46,182
[Robby] I tried, dude.
354
00:16:46,184 --> 00:16:47,750
Well, just forget it.
355
00:16:47,752 --> 00:16:48,851
How's Terri?
356
00:16:48,853 --> 00:16:49,852
[Robby] What do
you think, man?
357
00:16:49,854 --> 00:16:52,221
- She's pissed!
- Fuck!
358
00:16:52,223 --> 00:16:53,923
All right, I'm coming in now.
359
00:16:55,859 --> 00:16:57,026
Where the fuck are my shoes?
360
00:16:57,028 --> 00:16:58,227
Is everything okay?
361
00:16:58,229 --> 00:17:00,896
No, no, everything's not okay.
362
00:17:00,898 --> 00:17:02,398
My alarm didn't go
off or something,
363
00:17:02,400 --> 00:17:04,066
I missed my meeting,
and now I don't even know
364
00:17:04,068 --> 00:17:06,202
if I have a job anymore.
365
00:17:06,204 --> 00:17:07,236
Fuck.
366
00:17:07,238 --> 00:17:08,671
I think.
367
00:17:08,673 --> 00:17:10,840
I think I accidentally
shut it off.
368
00:17:10,842 --> 00:17:12,274
- What?
- It woke me up,
369
00:17:12,276 --> 00:17:17,013
and I sort of just hit the
button and fell asleep.
370
00:17:17,015 --> 00:17:18,114
Why would you do that?
371
00:17:18,116 --> 00:17:19,315
I don't know, reflex I guess.
372
00:17:19,317 --> 00:17:20,683
I am so sorry.
373
00:17:21,685 --> 00:17:23,285
Please don't be mad.
374
00:17:23,287 --> 00:17:25,755
No, no, you know what?
It's fine, it's.
375
00:17:25,757 --> 00:17:27,757
- You drive here?
- I took an Uber.
376
00:17:27,759 --> 00:17:29,859
Harris, I'm really,
really sorry.
377
00:17:29,861 --> 00:17:31,861
No, it's fine, I just, uh.
378
00:17:31,863 --> 00:17:33,262
You know, I have to leave,
379
00:17:33,264 --> 00:17:35,665
I don't have time
to drive you, so.
380
00:17:35,667 --> 00:17:38,167
Of course, I'll get an Uber.
381
00:17:42,205 --> 00:17:45,041
Okay, it's gonna be
here in six minutes.
382
00:17:45,043 --> 00:17:46,142
Have you seen my shirt?
383
00:17:46,144 --> 00:17:47,843
Uh, I can't wait that long.
384
00:17:47,845 --> 00:17:49,245
Just leave me here.
385
00:17:49,247 --> 00:17:53,015
I'll go as soon as
the Uber gets here.
386
00:17:53,017 --> 00:17:54,817
Fine, just lock
up when you leave.
387
00:17:54,819 --> 00:17:56,786
Toss my keys.
388
00:17:56,788 --> 00:17:59,121
Harris, I feel really
shitty about this.
389
00:17:59,123 --> 00:18:00,289
I am so sorry.
390
00:18:04,995 --> 00:18:06,696
- Harris?
- Yeah?
391
00:18:06,698 --> 00:18:09,398
Terri wants to see
you in her office.
392
00:18:09,400 --> 00:18:10,266
Yeah.
393
00:18:12,803 --> 00:18:15,271
You wanna explain
what happened?
394
00:18:15,273 --> 00:18:17,440
It was my alarm.
395
00:18:17,442 --> 00:18:19,775
What about it?
396
00:18:19,777 --> 00:18:21,243
I was up late last night
397
00:18:21,245 --> 00:18:23,212
working on the pitch, and
I put my phone on silent
398
00:18:23,214 --> 00:18:24,880
'cause it kept going off,
399
00:18:24,882 --> 00:18:26,482
and when I went to bed
I guess I never turned
400
00:18:26,484 --> 00:18:29,018
the volume back up, so.
401
00:18:29,020 --> 00:18:32,488
when my alarm went off,
I just didn't hear it.
402
00:18:33,724 --> 00:18:35,024
You are aware that they make
403
00:18:35,026 --> 00:18:36,459
actual alarm clocks, right?
404
00:18:36,461 --> 00:18:39,161
I know, it's a
terrible excuse, Terri,
405
00:18:39,163 --> 00:18:41,197
but it's the truth.
406
00:18:41,199 --> 00:18:43,265
You knew how
important today was.
407
00:18:43,267 --> 00:18:44,734
I did.
I'm so sorry.
408
00:18:49,005 --> 00:18:51,307
Do I still have a job?
409
00:18:51,309 --> 00:18:54,844
Yeah, you still
have a job, barely.
410
00:18:54,846 --> 00:18:56,378
But you're off Harry's.
411
00:18:56,380 --> 00:18:59,982
Robby did the pitch,
Robby gets the job.
412
00:19:01,318 --> 00:19:03,319
And I'm gonna need 500 words
413
00:19:03,321 --> 00:19:07,089
on Waldo's Scented
Matches by Friday, got it?
414
00:19:09,993 --> 00:19:11,060
Understood.
415
00:19:12,796 --> 00:19:15,498
[phone vibrating]
416
00:19:15,500 --> 00:19:18,100
- No, I didn't respond.
- [Chuck] Why not?
417
00:19:18,102 --> 00:19:20,269
'Cause she wants
me to lose my job.
418
00:19:20,271 --> 00:19:22,238
What kind of a nut job
shuts off someone's alarm?
419
00:19:22,240 --> 00:19:23,105
Didn't she say
it was an accident?
420
00:19:23,107 --> 00:19:24,940
I don't know.
421
00:19:24,942 --> 00:19:26,275
In my experience, girls who
change their hair all the time
422
00:19:26,277 --> 00:19:28,377
aren't exactly
emotionally stable.
423
00:19:28,379 --> 00:19:30,012
Then why did
you see her again?
424
00:19:30,014 --> 00:19:31,547
Dude, come on, serious?
425
00:19:31,549 --> 00:19:33,082
Yeah, okay, look.
426
00:19:33,084 --> 00:19:34,917
I just think that
this could be a sign.
427
00:19:34,919 --> 00:19:36,485
Yeah, man, I'm
not so interested
428
00:19:36,487 --> 00:19:38,554
in signs right now,
I kinda just wanna chill out,
429
00:19:38,556 --> 00:19:40,189
play some video games,
and go to bed.
430
00:19:40,191 --> 00:19:42,158
All right, all right,
all right, fine, okay.
431
00:19:42,160 --> 00:19:43,325
Look, I'll let you go,
but can I just give you
432
00:19:43,327 --> 00:19:44,860
one little piece of advice?
433
00:19:44,862 --> 00:19:46,495
One little piece of
advice before I go?
434
00:19:46,497 --> 00:19:48,531
Lay it on me, oh great mystic.
435
00:19:48,533 --> 00:19:52,334
Okay, look, I think
that this may be--
436
00:19:52,336 --> 00:19:54,570
What?
Chuck?
437
00:19:54,572 --> 00:19:56,272
Losing you, Chuck?
438
00:19:57,307 --> 00:19:59,975
[muffled music]
439
00:20:05,382 --> 00:20:06,482
[loud rock music]
440
00:20:06,484 --> 00:20:09,251
♫ I pissed away
441
00:20:10,253 --> 00:20:14,356
♫ Every single day
442
00:20:14,358 --> 00:20:19,261
♫ And all my mistakes,
I take the blame
443
00:20:19,263 --> 00:20:22,264
♫ And it feels okay because
444
00:20:22,266 --> 00:20:24,500
♫ I've never
445
00:20:26,203 --> 00:20:27,069
Hey.
446
00:20:28,572 --> 00:20:30,005
Jesus, Riley.
447
00:20:31,074 --> 00:20:32,374
Why are you still...
448
00:20:34,411 --> 00:20:36,846
You didn't answer my texts.
449
00:20:37,848 --> 00:20:40,015
Uh, yeah, no, I'm sorry.
450
00:20:41,284 --> 00:20:43,552
I should've gotten back to you.
451
00:20:43,554 --> 00:20:45,187
[suspenseful music]
452
00:20:45,189 --> 00:20:47,122
I was just trying to
tell you I was sorry
453
00:20:47,124 --> 00:20:48,390
about this morning.
454
00:20:48,392 --> 00:20:50,392
Yeah, sure, yeah, of course.
455
00:20:50,394 --> 00:20:52,294
Just relax, okay?
456
00:20:52,296 --> 00:20:55,197
There's no reason for
anyone to get hurt.
457
00:20:55,199 --> 00:20:56,065
Hurt?
458
00:20:59,236 --> 00:21:00,502
This?
459
00:21:00,504 --> 00:21:03,472
Oh, my God,
I'm cooking dinner.
460
00:21:03,474 --> 00:21:05,608
I'm making chicken stir fry.
461
00:21:08,511 --> 00:21:10,479
I felt so bad about today,
462
00:21:10,481 --> 00:21:12,014
and I wanted to
make it up to you,
463
00:21:12,016 --> 00:21:13,115
so I thought I'd
do something nice
464
00:21:13,117 --> 00:21:14,416
and cook you dinner.
465
00:21:14,418 --> 00:21:15,985
So you broke
into my apartment?
466
00:21:15,987 --> 00:21:17,519
No!
467
00:21:17,521 --> 00:21:19,221
Actually, I never
really left except
468
00:21:19,223 --> 00:21:20,522
for when I went
to go buy groceries.
469
00:21:20,524 --> 00:21:21,924
But, you know.
470
00:21:21,926 --> 00:21:24,627
You could've told me, Riley.
471
00:21:24,629 --> 00:21:28,197
I tried, but you
didn't text me back.
472
00:21:28,199 --> 00:21:31,667
Plus, I thought it would
be a nice surprise.
473
00:21:36,106 --> 00:21:38,073
This was a bad idea,
wasn't it?
474
00:21:38,075 --> 00:21:38,941
Uh, no.
475
00:21:40,677 --> 00:21:43,345
- You think I'm crazy.
- No, I don't.
476
00:21:43,347 --> 00:21:46,916
Ill-advised maybe.
477
00:21:46,918 --> 00:21:48,250
I just, I already ate, and I got
478
00:21:48,252 --> 00:21:49,251
- a bunch of work to do.
- Consider me gone.
479
00:21:49,253 --> 00:21:51,587
This was almost done anyway.
480
00:21:55,025 --> 00:21:57,293
But it smells amazing.
481
00:21:57,295 --> 00:21:59,128
So, tell you what,
482
00:21:59,130 --> 00:22:02,164
I will have it for
lunch tomorrow.
483
00:22:03,533 --> 00:22:05,334
Really?
484
00:22:05,336 --> 00:22:08,570
So this wasn't like
deal-breaker stuff?
485
00:22:08,572 --> 00:22:11,206
No!
Come on.
486
00:22:11,208 --> 00:22:13,642
What's a little breaking and
entering between friends, huh?
487
00:22:13,644 --> 00:22:16,045
[Riley giggles]
488
00:22:16,047 --> 00:22:17,546
Good.
489
00:22:17,548 --> 00:22:21,083
'Cause I think I might
like you, Harris.
490
00:22:22,986 --> 00:22:25,354
I think I might like you too.
491
00:22:27,190 --> 00:22:29,024
Okay, let me get
out of your hair.
492
00:22:29,026 --> 00:22:32,394
I'll just get my stuff,
and good luck with work.
493
00:22:32,396 --> 00:22:34,630
Uh, I'll text you later?
494
00:22:36,166 --> 00:22:37,032
Okay, bye.
495
00:22:49,446 --> 00:22:52,214
[sighs]
496
00:22:52,216 --> 00:22:55,184
I think I might like you.
497
00:22:55,186 --> 00:22:57,386
to never talk to me again.
498
00:23:00,623 --> 00:23:02,057
Hey, Shadow, is it
possible you got worse
499
00:23:02,059 --> 00:23:03,625
since we last played?
500
00:23:03,627 --> 00:23:05,060
[Shadow] I've been busy.
501
00:23:05,062 --> 00:23:07,096
Let me guess, fucking my mom?
502
00:23:07,098 --> 00:23:09,531
[Shadow] No,
fucking your sister!
503
00:23:09,533 --> 00:23:11,433
[rapid gunfire]
504
00:23:11,435 --> 00:23:13,235
You have, like,
other insults, right?
505
00:23:13,237 --> 00:23:14,570
Creative ones?
506
00:23:14,572 --> 00:23:17,106
[Shadow] Suck my dick.
507
00:23:17,108 --> 00:23:19,274
[pinging]
508
00:23:22,345 --> 00:23:23,412
"Hi, baby, how are you?
509
00:23:23,414 --> 00:23:25,347
"What are you doing?"
510
00:23:29,319 --> 00:23:31,020
Oh, there he goes.
511
00:23:32,255 --> 00:23:34,723
[phone ringing]
512
00:23:37,660 --> 00:23:38,727
Gotta be kidding me.
513
00:23:38,729 --> 00:23:40,162
[Shadow] What's the matter?
514
00:23:40,164 --> 00:23:41,563
Don't like getting
your ass kicked?
515
00:23:41,565 --> 00:23:43,265
I wasn't talking
to you, ShadowMan.
516
00:23:43,267 --> 00:23:44,366
[Shadow] Yeah, right.
517
00:23:44,368 --> 00:23:46,335
Actually dealing with a girl!
518
00:23:46,337 --> 00:23:47,669
Ever had a girlfriend before?
519
00:23:47,671 --> 00:23:49,171
[Shadow] Yeah!
520
00:23:49,173 --> 00:23:50,039
I'm not talking
about the body pillow
521
00:23:50,041 --> 00:23:51,473
you sleep with at night,
522
00:23:51,475 --> 00:23:53,375
I'm talking about a
real live human girl.
523
00:23:53,377 --> 00:23:54,243
[Shadow] I don't
have a body pillow.
524
00:23:54,245 --> 00:23:55,677
You should get one.
525
00:23:55,679 --> 00:23:57,479
It's gonna be a long
time before any girl
526
00:23:57,481 --> 00:24:01,350
not stuffed with goose down
wants to sleep with you, so.
527
00:24:01,352 --> 00:24:03,519
Wait, Shadow, you.
528
00:24:03,521 --> 00:24:04,520
Oh, he quit?
529
00:24:06,256 --> 00:24:08,090
Well.
530
00:24:08,092 --> 00:24:10,225
Guess he had enough.
531
00:24:10,227 --> 00:24:13,062
[phone vibrating]
532
00:24:16,633 --> 00:24:18,233
Hey.
533
00:24:18,235 --> 00:24:19,234
I'm gonna go down to
the shooting stage
534
00:24:19,236 --> 00:24:20,269
if you wanna roll.
535
00:24:20,271 --> 00:24:22,271
Uh-huh, yeah, one sec.
536
00:24:25,442 --> 00:24:27,543
Is that that girl again?
537
00:24:27,545 --> 00:24:29,278
Fourth time today,
it's not even noon.
538
00:24:29,280 --> 00:24:30,245
Maybe it's important.
539
00:24:30,247 --> 00:24:32,147
Trust me, it's not.
540
00:24:32,149 --> 00:24:33,649
- Uh, Harris?
- Yeah?
541
00:24:33,651 --> 00:24:34,750
I've got a call for you.
542
00:24:34,752 --> 00:24:35,751
Can you take a message?
543
00:24:35,753 --> 00:24:37,386
Uh, well, it's your mom.
544
00:24:37,388 --> 00:24:38,620
She said it's urgent.
545
00:24:38,622 --> 00:24:39,555
My mom?
546
00:24:40,824 --> 00:24:42,424
Should call my cell.
547
00:24:42,426 --> 00:24:45,561
Dude, I'm right behind you.
548
00:24:45,563 --> 00:24:47,496
- Mom?
- Harris.
549
00:24:47,498 --> 00:24:50,265
- Mom, is that you?
- There's been an accident.
550
00:24:50,267 --> 00:24:54,203
- Mom, you sound kinda--
- I peed my pants.
551
00:24:54,205 --> 00:24:55,637
- Who is?
- [Riley laughs]
552
00:24:55,639 --> 00:24:57,473
- Riley?
- [Riley] Got you!
553
00:24:57,475 --> 00:24:59,441
- How'd you get this number?
- [Riley] Online!
554
00:24:59,443 --> 00:25:01,410
You weren't answering your cell.
So I just figured--
555
00:25:01,412 --> 00:25:02,878
I wasn't answering my
cell 'cause I'm at work.
556
00:25:02,880 --> 00:25:04,346
Look, I have to go,
they're shooting a spot,
557
00:25:04,348 --> 00:25:05,447
- I'm gonna be late.
- Just a second.
558
00:25:05,449 --> 00:25:06,715
It's important.
559
00:25:06,717 --> 00:25:08,350
Fine, what is it?
560
00:25:08,352 --> 00:25:11,420
[Riley] The Falling
Still concert is tonight.
561
00:25:11,422 --> 00:25:12,855
You called me at my
office to see if I want
562
00:25:12,857 --> 00:25:14,790
to go to a concert with you?
563
00:25:14,792 --> 00:25:16,158
[Riley] Well, you said
that you would take me
564
00:25:16,160 --> 00:25:17,693
when they come to town.
565
00:25:17,695 --> 00:25:19,128
Yeah, you know what,
it's kind of short notice.
566
00:25:19,130 --> 00:25:20,496
Look, Riley, I've
gotta go, okay?
567
00:25:20,498 --> 00:25:21,663
[Riley] Maybe we could
do something else then?
568
00:25:21,665 --> 00:25:24,366
Like, dinner and a movie?
569
00:25:24,368 --> 00:25:25,400
Yeah, you know what,
I think I'm just
570
00:25:25,402 --> 00:25:27,369
gonna take it easy tonight, so.
571
00:25:27,371 --> 00:25:30,205
[Riley] So, maybe
just Netflix and chill?
572
00:25:30,207 --> 00:25:31,507
I could bring wine?
573
00:25:31,509 --> 00:25:33,142
Yeah, I'm not
feeling so great.
574
00:25:33,144 --> 00:25:34,710
[coughs]
575
00:25:34,712 --> 00:25:37,846
So I'm just gonna stay
home and get to bed early,
576
00:25:37,848 --> 00:25:38,914
but we'll hang out soon.
577
00:25:38,916 --> 00:25:41,383
- Okay?
- [Riley] Okay.
578
00:25:41,385 --> 00:25:42,451
- Feel better.
- Okay, I will.
579
00:25:42,453 --> 00:25:43,318
Thank you.
580
00:25:46,356 --> 00:25:47,422
Oh, shit.
581
00:25:47,424 --> 00:25:50,192
[upbeat music]
582
00:26:00,370 --> 00:26:03,172
[metal clangs]
583
00:26:04,474 --> 00:26:06,775
What the fuck, guy?
584
00:26:06,777 --> 00:26:09,478
Sorry, everyone.
585
00:26:09,480 --> 00:26:11,513
[Director] All right,
let's go again.
586
00:26:11,515 --> 00:26:13,248
[rock music]
587
00:26:13,250 --> 00:26:13,916
[Lydia] It's
called oil pulling.
588
00:26:13,918 --> 00:26:15,417
Oil pulling?
589
00:26:15,419 --> 00:26:17,352
Yeah, you swish
coconut oil in your mouth
590
00:26:17,354 --> 00:26:18,787
for 10 minutes every day.
591
00:26:18,789 --> 00:26:20,589
It's supposed to be
really good for you.
592
00:26:20,591 --> 00:26:22,457
Yeah, I don't see how
that could possibly be true.
593
00:26:22,459 --> 00:26:23,458
It's true!
594
00:26:27,830 --> 00:26:29,264
Uh-huh.
595
00:26:29,266 --> 00:26:30,766
See, it says right here:
596
00:26:30,768 --> 00:26:34,269
"Swishing with coconut oil
for 10 minutes every day
597
00:26:34,271 --> 00:26:36,872
"will strengthen gum and
help fight tooth decay."
598
00:26:36,874 --> 00:26:39,408
Yeah, okay, but look
at the name of the site.
599
00:26:39,410 --> 00:26:41,543
It's althealth.net.
600
00:26:41,545 --> 00:26:43,312
All right, that doesn't
sound like the most
601
00:26:43,314 --> 00:26:45,447
reputable site to me,
I'm sorry, it's true.
602
00:26:45,449 --> 00:26:46,582
Yeah, but look
at the comments.
603
00:26:46,584 --> 00:26:47,749
Everyone says it works.
604
00:26:47,751 --> 00:26:49,818
Comments?
Anyone can write.
605
00:26:49,820 --> 00:26:51,720
I have an article
right here which says
606
00:26:51,722 --> 00:26:56,391
that oil pulling has no
proven effect on oral health.
607
00:26:56,393 --> 00:26:57,492
Oh, yeah?
608
00:26:57,494 --> 00:26:59,261
And what site is that?
609
00:26:59,263 --> 00:27:00,462
Healthdaddy.com.
610
00:27:00,464 --> 00:27:01,730
Oh, my God, yeah.
Totally better.
611
00:27:01,732 --> 00:27:03,432
- Most trustworthy source.
- What?
612
00:27:03,434 --> 00:27:04,833
It's--
613
00:27:04,835 --> 00:27:05,801
Oh, my god, you've
gotta be kidding me.
614
00:27:05,803 --> 00:27:07,002
[Lydia] What's up?
615
00:27:07,004 --> 00:27:08,570
It's this girl,
she's obsessed.
616
00:27:08,572 --> 00:27:09,905
I mean, she's certifiable.
617
00:27:09,907 --> 00:27:11,440
I'm just glad I
don't have any pets.
618
00:27:11,442 --> 00:27:13,775
- [Chuck] Oh, come on.
- I'm serious!
619
00:27:13,777 --> 00:27:15,444
Man, okay.
620
00:27:15,446 --> 00:27:17,012
She called me today.
621
00:27:17,014 --> 00:27:18,780
[gasps] No!
622
00:27:18,782 --> 00:27:20,682
She is insane!
623
00:27:20,684 --> 00:27:22,651
Did she use a landline?
624
00:27:22,653 --> 00:27:24,453
Arm yourself, Harris.
625
00:27:24,455 --> 00:27:25,687
This is all a joke
to you guys now,
626
00:27:25,689 --> 00:27:26,788
but when I'm found dead,
627
00:27:26,790 --> 00:27:27,789
I hope you think about this,
628
00:27:27,791 --> 00:27:30,259
and it makes you very, very sad.
629
00:27:30,261 --> 00:27:31,660
Okay, Harris, I'll bite.
630
00:27:31,662 --> 00:27:33,495
How can we help you?
631
00:27:33,497 --> 00:27:35,364
I wish I knew.
632
00:27:35,366 --> 00:27:37,299
Here's an idea.
633
00:27:37,301 --> 00:27:39,434
Stop fucking every
girl you meet online.
634
00:27:39,436 --> 00:27:40,902
I'm serious!
635
00:27:40,904 --> 00:27:42,004
This girl, what's her name?
636
00:27:42,006 --> 00:27:43,872
- Riley.
- Riley.
637
00:27:43,874 --> 00:27:45,707
Did you ever actually
wanna date Riley?
638
00:27:45,709 --> 00:27:47,476
Or did you just use
her because you thought
639
00:27:47,478 --> 00:27:48,577
she'd be an easy lay?
640
00:27:48,579 --> 00:27:50,479
Okay, I didn't use anybody.
641
00:27:50,481 --> 00:27:51,780
Mm-hmm.
642
00:27:51,782 --> 00:27:53,582
Correct me if I'm wrong,
643
00:27:53,584 --> 00:27:55,484
but the order of
events seems to be
644
00:27:55,486 --> 00:27:58,420
you met her, you fucked
her, you ignored her.
645
00:27:58,422 --> 00:28:01,556
What does that
sound like to you?
646
00:28:01,558 --> 00:28:03,825
Chuck, a little help?
647
00:28:03,827 --> 00:28:06,862
Uh, yeah, uh, look.
648
00:28:06,864 --> 00:28:10,632
I think that she
has a point, Harris.
649
00:28:10,634 --> 00:28:12,067
I mean, look, it doesn't
seem like you want
650
00:28:12,069 --> 00:28:13,635
anything more from
these girls
651
00:28:13,637 --> 00:28:15,637
other than to just,
you know, have sex.
652
00:28:15,639 --> 00:28:17,439
Okay, okay, 'cause
you two have been
653
00:28:17,441 --> 00:28:18,740
out of the game for so long,
654
00:28:18,742 --> 00:28:20,609
let me give you a
little refresher.
655
00:28:20,611 --> 00:28:22,611
Nobody is doing this shit
656
00:28:22,613 --> 00:28:24,513
because they're in
search of true love.
657
00:28:24,515 --> 00:28:26,782
They may say they are,
but they're lying.
658
00:28:26,784 --> 00:28:29,484
- [Lydia] And what do they want?
- They want to meet someone,
659
00:28:29,486 --> 00:28:32,821
get laid, and bring their boring
lives a little excitement.
660
00:28:32,823 --> 00:28:34,723
It's like going to a
bar on a Friday night
661
00:28:34,725 --> 00:28:37,526
minus everything that sucks
about a bar on a Friday night.
662
00:28:37,528 --> 00:28:40,429
Or maybe that's what you want.
663
00:28:40,431 --> 00:28:41,963
Ever thought about that?
664
00:28:41,965 --> 00:28:44,900
Or were you just too busy
thinking about yourself?
665
00:28:44,902 --> 00:28:45,767
Okay.
666
00:28:47,036 --> 00:28:49,004
You know what?
667
00:28:49,006 --> 00:28:50,706
You're right.
668
00:28:50,708 --> 00:28:52,574
I screwed up, I admit it.
669
00:28:52,576 --> 00:28:54,009
Thank you!
670
00:28:54,011 --> 00:28:57,646
I screwed up by being
a slave to my genitals
671
00:28:57,648 --> 00:29:00,816
and sleeping with the
same lunatic twice
672
00:29:00,818 --> 00:29:03,051
against my better judgment.
673
00:29:03,053 --> 00:29:05,120
- [Riley] Harris?
- Riley?
674
00:29:07,390 --> 00:29:09,558
I thought you
said you were sick.
675
00:29:09,560 --> 00:29:12,027
Uh, how long have you
been standing there?
676
00:29:12,029 --> 00:29:13,862
[Riley] Who's Lydia?
677
00:29:15,465 --> 00:29:16,598
Okay, uh, you know what?
678
00:29:16,600 --> 00:29:18,533
We should step outside.
679
00:29:18,535 --> 00:29:20,068
How did you know where I was?
680
00:29:20,070 --> 00:29:22,704
Some girl named Lydia
checked you in on Facebook.
681
00:29:22,706 --> 00:29:24,973
Who is she?
682
00:29:24,975 --> 00:29:27,809
Um, Lydia is my best
friend's girlfriend.
683
00:29:27,811 --> 00:29:30,579
Chuck, Lydia, this is Riley.
684
00:29:30,581 --> 00:29:31,580
- Hey.
- Hi.
685
00:29:32,715 --> 00:29:34,616
So you're not sick?
686
00:29:34,618 --> 00:29:36,451
Uh, I was feeling,
687
00:29:36,453 --> 00:29:37,986
but, you know, I
kind of felt better--
688
00:29:37,988 --> 00:29:41,156
Oh, God, just stop it, Harris.
689
00:29:41,158 --> 00:29:42,824
You think because
I'm some lunatic
690
00:29:42,826 --> 00:29:45,560
you can lie to me
and I'll believe you?
691
00:29:45,562 --> 00:29:46,728
Heard that, huh?
692
00:29:46,730 --> 00:29:48,063
You said you liked me.
693
00:29:48,065 --> 00:29:50,665
Yeah, yeah,
totally, you're great.
694
00:29:50,667 --> 00:29:53,435
You don't give a
shit about me, do you?
695
00:29:53,437 --> 00:29:55,737
You just wanted to make
your boring, little life
696
00:29:55,739 --> 00:29:58,573
a little more exciting,
is that it?
697
00:29:58,575 --> 00:30:00,409
Or was it my life
that was boring?
698
00:30:00,411 --> 00:30:02,043
Okay, can we just,
can we just calm down?
699
00:30:02,045 --> 00:30:03,478
You think I'm
just some fuck toy
700
00:30:03,480 --> 00:30:04,713
you can have
your way with
701
00:30:04,715 --> 00:30:06,615
and never call again,
is that it?
702
00:30:06,617 --> 00:30:08,083
Whoa, just relax, all right?
703
00:30:08,085 --> 00:30:09,451
I never meant to
hurt your feelings.
704
00:30:09,453 --> 00:30:11,586
Oh, I'm sure you didn't.
705
00:30:11,588 --> 00:30:13,155
I'm sure you never thought
about my feelings at all,
706
00:30:13,157 --> 00:30:14,723
did you?
707
00:30:14,725 --> 00:30:16,725
Did you, you fucking
piece of shit?
708
00:30:16,727 --> 00:30:18,593
You fucking asshole.
709
00:30:19,695 --> 00:30:20,796
Riley!
710
00:30:20,798 --> 00:30:23,698
You can fuck off
and die, Harris.
711
00:30:27,437 --> 00:30:28,804
Way to go, Lydia.
712
00:30:28,806 --> 00:30:31,206
[rock music]
713
00:30:33,776 --> 00:30:35,010
Sorry.
714
00:30:35,012 --> 00:30:38,447
[crickets chirping]
715
00:30:38,449 --> 00:30:41,183
[foreboding music]
716
00:30:55,798 --> 00:30:57,899
[woman shrieks]
717
00:30:57,901 --> 00:31:00,969
[maniacal laughter]
718
00:31:16,018 --> 00:31:19,020
[suspenseful music]
719
00:31:27,196 --> 00:31:28,063
Hello?
720
00:31:28,065 --> 00:31:30,665
[clattering]
721
00:31:37,840 --> 00:31:41,576
If anybody's in here,
I'm calling the police.
722
00:31:49,752 --> 00:31:52,020
[creaking]
723
00:31:53,990 --> 00:31:54,856
Hello?
724
00:31:57,660 --> 00:31:59,261
[Riley] We were supposed
to be together forever.
725
00:31:59,263 --> 00:32:00,795
Riley?
726
00:32:00,797 --> 00:32:02,597
If I can't have you,
no one can.
727
00:32:02,599 --> 00:32:04,733
[screaming]
728
00:32:12,675 --> 00:32:15,844
[phone alarm ringing]
729
00:32:16,746 --> 00:32:19,614
[ominous music]
730
00:33:25,715 --> 00:33:26,815
[Chuck] That's why it's good to
have a good woman
731
00:33:26,817 --> 00:33:28,617
to go home to, you know?
732
00:33:28,619 --> 00:33:29,651
Someone who could rub your feet.
733
00:33:29,653 --> 00:33:31,219
[Harris] Oh, shut up.
734
00:33:31,221 --> 00:33:33,121
[Chuck] All right, man,
I'll see you.
735
00:33:33,123 --> 00:33:36,057
[Harris] Yeah, dude,
my keys are in your pack.
736
00:33:36,059 --> 00:33:38,193
[Chuck] Oh, yeah.
737
00:33:38,195 --> 00:33:40,028
I guess you will
be needing those.
738
00:33:40,030 --> 00:33:41,796
[Harris] I will
be needing those.
739
00:33:41,798 --> 00:33:42,831
[Chuck] Keys.
740
00:33:42,833 --> 00:33:45,033
[Harris] Mm-hmm, thank you.
741
00:33:45,035 --> 00:33:46,835
[Chuck] So, I mean do
you want this phone or--
742
00:33:46,837 --> 00:33:48,937
[Harris] Ah, you can
keep that, that's fine.
743
00:33:48,939 --> 00:33:50,872
[Chuck] All right, man,
I'll see you.
744
00:33:50,874 --> 00:33:53,108
[Harris] All right,
see you, man.
745
00:33:53,110 --> 00:33:54,676
You gotta be fucking kidding me.
746
00:33:54,678 --> 00:33:56,111
[Chuck] What?
747
00:33:56,113 --> 00:33:57,812
[Harris] Riley, she's
still harassing me.
748
00:33:57,814 --> 00:33:59,114
She was texting me the whole
time we were up hiking.
749
00:33:59,116 --> 00:34:01,082
[Chuck] Whoa, what she say?
750
00:34:01,084 --> 00:34:02,917
[Harris] I don't know,
man, I'm not gonna read 'em.
751
00:34:02,919 --> 00:34:05,020
I'm gonna delete 'em, gonna
block her, and move on.
752
00:34:05,022 --> 00:34:06,187
[Chuck] Oh, no,
no, no, come on, man.
753
00:34:06,189 --> 00:34:07,155
It's not like you gotta respond.
754
00:34:07,157 --> 00:34:08,323
Hey, hey, I'm curious.
755
00:34:08,325 --> 00:34:09,391
- Oh, you're curious?
- Yeah.
756
00:34:09,393 --> 00:34:11,126
[Harris] Please,
go right ahead.
757
00:34:11,128 --> 00:34:13,194
Have fun, just delete
'em when you're done.
758
00:34:13,196 --> 00:34:16,164
[Chuck] This is like
the highlight of my life.
759
00:34:16,166 --> 00:34:17,732
She says Bye.
760
00:34:17,734 --> 00:34:19,868
[Harris] Oh, well,
finally, she gets it.
761
00:34:19,870 --> 00:34:20,935
[Chuck] Bye!
762
00:34:20,937 --> 00:34:23,138
[laughs]
763
00:34:23,140 --> 00:34:26,074
Whoa.
764
00:34:26,076 --> 00:34:27,909
Whoa, you might
wanna look at this.
765
00:34:27,911 --> 00:34:29,411
[Harris] Dude, I
honestly just don't care.
766
00:34:29,413 --> 00:34:31,046
[Chuck] No, no, no, Harris.
767
00:34:31,048 --> 00:34:32,047
I'm serious.
768
00:34:33,015 --> 00:34:34,849
[Harris] What the fuck?
769
00:34:34,851 --> 00:34:36,718
She's not trying
to say she's gonna,
770
00:34:36,720 --> 00:34:38,353
she's gonna kill herself?
771
00:34:38,355 --> 00:34:40,121
[Chuck] Yeah, that's
what it looks like.
772
00:34:40,123 --> 00:34:42,123
[Harris] Oh, come on, this
is just fucking ridiculous, no.
773
00:34:42,125 --> 00:34:43,358
[Chuck] Whoa, whoa,
you're not concerned?
774
00:34:43,360 --> 00:34:44,926
[Harris] No, man!
Why should I be?
775
00:34:44,928 --> 00:34:46,461
She's just trying
to get my attention.
776
00:34:46,463 --> 00:34:47,395
[Chuck] Okay, that
doesn't mean she's lying.
777
00:34:47,397 --> 00:34:48,863
[Harris] Dude, come on.
778
00:34:48,865 --> 00:34:51,366
Who sends a suicide
note by text?
779
00:34:51,368 --> 00:34:53,935
[Chuck] Well, I read
about this woman in Taiwan
780
00:34:53,937 --> 00:34:55,937
who live streamed her suicide.
781
00:34:55,939 --> 00:34:58,239
This stuff happens.
782
00:34:58,241 --> 00:35:00,308
Hey.
783
00:35:00,310 --> 00:35:04,345
- What, there's more, right?
- There's a video.
784
00:35:04,347 --> 00:35:05,780
[Chuck] Okay.
785
00:35:09,885 --> 00:35:11,386
- Oh, wow.
- [Harris] What the fuck?
786
00:35:11,388 --> 00:35:13,221
No, no, no, I mean, come on.
787
00:35:13,223 --> 00:35:15,123
Say this is real, what the fuck
am I supposed to do about it?
788
00:35:15,125 --> 00:35:16,491
- You gotta help her.
- Help her?
789
00:35:16,493 --> 00:35:18,193
She's not my
responsibility, man!
790
00:35:18,195 --> 00:35:19,728
[Chuck] Come on, you
can't be serious, Harris.
791
00:35:19,730 --> 00:35:22,731
[Harris]
Fuck, just, fuck!
792
00:35:22,733 --> 00:35:24,199
[Chuck] Look, just call 911.
793
00:35:24,201 --> 00:35:25,934
[Harris] I'm not
calling 911, man.
794
00:35:25,936 --> 00:35:26,901
This is a fucking prank--
795
00:35:26,903 --> 00:35:28,169
[Chuck] No, then call her.
796
00:35:28,171 --> 00:35:29,771
[Harris] No, that's
what she wants.
797
00:35:29,773 --> 00:35:31,106
That's exactly what
she wants me to do.
798
00:35:31,108 --> 00:35:32,974
[Chuck] Okay, so let
her die, let her die
799
00:35:32,976 --> 00:35:34,109
just so you don't
have to see her again.
800
00:35:34,111 --> 00:35:35,176
[Harris] No one's gonna die!
801
00:35:35,178 --> 00:35:36,745
This is a fuck!
802
00:35:36,747 --> 00:35:38,513
You know what, fine.
You know what?
803
00:35:38,515 --> 00:35:40,915
I'll call her and you'll see.
804
00:35:41,984 --> 00:35:43,752
It's ringing.
805
00:35:43,754 --> 00:35:45,153
- Harris?
- Riley?
806
00:35:45,155 --> 00:35:46,521
Stop messing around.
807
00:35:46,523 --> 00:35:48,022
[Riley] Harris, is that you?
808
00:35:48,024 --> 00:35:49,124
[Harris] Yes,
you got me to call.
809
00:35:49,126 --> 00:35:50,258
Now, Riley, just stop.
810
00:35:50,260 --> 00:35:52,127
[Riley] I'm tired.
811
00:35:52,129 --> 00:35:54,462
[Harris] Riley,
stop messing around.
812
00:35:54,464 --> 00:35:57,432
[Riley] I just wanted to
hear your voice one last time.
813
00:35:57,434 --> 00:35:59,367
Riley, please, come
on, just stop it,
814
00:35:59,369 --> 00:36:00,835
it's not funny.
815
00:36:02,171 --> 00:36:04,005
Riley?
Riley?
816
00:36:06,108 --> 00:36:07,809
Riley, is this for real?
817
00:36:07,811 --> 00:36:09,944
- [Riley] Bye, Harris.
- No, wait, wait.
818
00:36:09,946 --> 00:36:13,047
Riley, what did you take
and when did you take it?
819
00:36:13,049 --> 00:36:15,183
[Riley] Pills.
820
00:36:15,185 --> 00:36:19,020
Pills from my dad's back
surgeries, and whiskey--
821
00:36:19,022 --> 00:36:20,255
All right, Riley,
stay where you are.
822
00:36:20,257 --> 00:36:22,023
I'm gonna call 9-1-1.
823
00:36:22,025 --> 00:36:23,792
[Riley] No.
824
00:36:23,794 --> 00:36:24,959
Riley, I'm calling
the ambulance.
825
00:36:24,961 --> 00:36:27,028
What's your address?
826
00:36:27,030 --> 00:36:29,531
[Riley]
No ambulance, you come.
827
00:36:29,533 --> 00:36:31,800
Fine, fine.
I'll come.
828
00:36:31,802 --> 00:36:34,035
Riley, what's your address?
829
00:36:36,038 --> 00:36:39,073
Riley, Riley, talk to me!
830
00:36:39,075 --> 00:36:42,577
[Riley] 1738 Palm Drive,
apartment four.
831
00:36:43,479 --> 00:36:46,080
Okay, I'm coming.
832
00:36:46,082 --> 00:36:47,315
All right, man, I gotta go.
833
00:36:47,317 --> 00:36:48,550
- All right.
- I'll call you!
834
00:36:48,552 --> 00:36:51,085
- Yeah, let me know.
- Yeah.
835
00:36:59,028 --> 00:37:00,261
Riley!
836
00:37:00,263 --> 00:37:01,196
Riley!
837
00:37:02,298 --> 00:37:04,232
Where the fuck are you?
838
00:37:06,135 --> 00:37:07,836
Riley, talk to me.
839
00:37:09,538 --> 00:37:10,405
Fuck!
840
00:37:14,376 --> 00:37:16,010
Riley?
841
00:37:16,012 --> 00:37:17,178
Riley, please.
842
00:37:21,183 --> 00:37:22,584
Oh, my God.
843
00:37:22,586 --> 00:37:23,451
Oh, shit.
844
00:37:24,386 --> 00:37:25,553
What the fuck?
845
00:37:26,488 --> 00:37:28,056
Come on, come on.
846
00:37:28,058 --> 00:37:30,225
Where's the fucking pulse?
847
00:37:33,963 --> 00:37:36,064
Oh, thank God, come on.
848
00:37:36,066 --> 00:37:39,500
Come on, come on, come on.
Come on!
849
00:37:39,502 --> 00:37:41,069
Come on, fucking come on.
850
00:37:41,071 --> 00:37:42,070
Come on, Riley, think of--
851
00:37:42,072 --> 00:37:43,471
[Riley giggles]
852
00:37:43,473 --> 00:37:45,139
What the fuck?
853
00:37:45,141 --> 00:37:46,007
Gotcha.
854
00:37:47,276 --> 00:37:48,376
You've gotta be
fucking kidding me.
855
00:37:48,378 --> 00:37:50,578
This is a prank?
856
00:37:50,580 --> 00:37:52,313
Yeah, a fucking good one.
857
00:37:52,315 --> 00:37:55,183
[Riley laughing]
858
00:37:55,185 --> 00:37:57,185
You should see your
face right now.
859
00:37:57,187 --> 00:37:59,020
How does it feel, Harris?
860
00:37:59,022 --> 00:38:01,122
To be made a fool of.
861
00:38:01,124 --> 00:38:02,023
Shitty?
862
00:38:02,025 --> 00:38:03,224
[glass shattering]
863
00:38:03,226 --> 00:38:04,626
What the fuck
is wrong with you?
864
00:38:04,628 --> 00:38:06,060
You're a fucking psycho, Riley.
865
00:38:06,062 --> 00:38:07,962
Never contact me again.
866
00:38:12,234 --> 00:38:13,134
[shouting]
867
00:38:13,136 --> 00:38:14,168
Fuck!
868
00:38:16,005 --> 00:38:18,172
[panting]
869
00:38:32,421 --> 00:38:34,188
Dude, what happened
to your hand?
870
00:38:34,190 --> 00:38:35,623
Fuck, just, um, nothing.
871
00:38:35,625 --> 00:38:36,491
Just cut it.
872
00:38:36,493 --> 00:38:37,558
How?
873
00:38:37,560 --> 00:38:38,526
Cooking.
874
00:38:38,528 --> 00:38:40,128
You cook?
875
00:38:40,130 --> 00:38:41,529
Dude, you goose, I
didn't know you cooked.
876
00:38:41,531 --> 00:38:42,664
What'd you make?
877
00:38:42,666 --> 00:38:44,232
Dude, don't you
have work to do?
878
00:38:44,234 --> 00:38:45,166
Harris!
879
00:38:45,168 --> 00:38:47,669
Man, I was just asking.
880
00:38:47,671 --> 00:38:51,272
I need to see you in
my office right now.
881
00:38:53,676 --> 00:38:56,277
- Would you, please?
- All right.
882
00:38:58,047 --> 00:38:59,681
[Robby sighs]
883
00:38:59,683 --> 00:39:01,215
Shut the door.
884
00:39:06,055 --> 00:39:08,256
Have a seat.
885
00:39:08,258 --> 00:39:09,691
You're in charge of the
CCG Twitter account, right?
886
00:39:09,693 --> 00:39:11,326
Yeah.
887
00:39:11,328 --> 00:39:14,062
You sent out a series
of tweets last night.
888
00:39:14,064 --> 00:39:15,296
Series of tweets?
889
00:39:15,298 --> 00:39:16,164
Uh.
890
00:39:17,399 --> 00:39:18,566
Okay.
891
00:39:18,568 --> 00:39:20,301
"This company is retarded."
892
00:39:20,303 --> 00:39:22,236
"My co-workers are retarded."
893
00:39:22,238 --> 00:39:24,739
"My boss is retarded."
894
00:39:24,741 --> 00:39:28,009
"I'm sick of working
around so many retards."
895
00:39:28,011 --> 00:39:29,143
And it goes on like this.
896
00:39:29,145 --> 00:39:31,312
You want me to keep going?
897
00:39:32,514 --> 00:39:33,681
Is this a joke?
898
00:39:33,683 --> 00:39:36,217
I don't know, you tell me.
899
00:39:37,252 --> 00:39:39,754
No?
900
00:39:39,756 --> 00:39:42,623
I'm sorry, Terri, I'm
very confused right now.
901
00:39:42,625 --> 00:39:44,525
Me too.
902
00:39:44,527 --> 00:39:46,594
You don't actually
think I wrote those?
903
00:39:46,596 --> 00:39:48,096
The tweets came
from your account.
904
00:39:48,098 --> 00:39:49,097
Yeah, but I didn't write them.
905
00:39:49,099 --> 00:39:50,398
Then who was it?
906
00:39:53,002 --> 00:39:54,602
Riley.
907
00:39:54,604 --> 00:39:56,037
You gotta be shitting me.
908
00:39:56,039 --> 00:39:58,172
- Excuse me?
- No, sorry, not you.
909
00:39:58,174 --> 00:40:01,776
Uh, I know who's responsible
for this, I can fix it.
910
00:40:01,778 --> 00:40:05,179
Even if you didn't write them,
it's not quite that simple.
911
00:40:05,181 --> 00:40:06,581
What do you mean?
912
00:40:11,553 --> 00:40:12,420
Shit.
913
00:40:14,256 --> 00:40:15,289
Are you all right, man?
914
00:40:15,291 --> 00:40:16,524
Yeah, I'm fine.
915
00:40:18,093 --> 00:40:18,793
I can help you.
916
00:40:18,795 --> 00:40:20,228
Will you, shit!
917
00:40:22,431 --> 00:40:23,498
Just fuck it.
918
00:40:25,200 --> 00:40:26,768
[Robby] Don't you
want your stuff?
919
00:40:26,770 --> 00:40:29,537
[brooding music]
920
00:40:38,113 --> 00:40:40,181
[phone trilling]
921
00:40:40,183 --> 00:40:41,082
[Riley] Hi, you've
reached Riley's phone.
922
00:40:41,084 --> 00:40:41,749
Goddammit!
923
00:40:41,751 --> 00:40:43,117
Riley!
924
00:40:43,119 --> 00:40:43,785
Fuck.
925
00:40:46,455 --> 00:40:48,556
[phone trilling]
926
00:40:48,558 --> 00:40:50,058
[Riley] Hi, you've
reached Riley's phone.
927
00:40:50,060 --> 00:40:51,392
Leave a message after the beep
928
00:40:51,394 --> 00:40:54,228
or just be a normal
person and text me.
929
00:40:54,230 --> 00:40:56,464
Enough is enough, Riley,
you have to call me back.
930
00:40:56,466 --> 00:40:58,166
This isn't a fucking
joke anymore.
931
00:40:58,168 --> 00:40:59,534
Call me back, now!
932
00:41:11,547 --> 00:41:13,181
[phone vibrating]
933
00:41:13,183 --> 00:41:14,482
Riley?
934
00:41:14,484 --> 00:41:16,417
[Man] This is
credit card services.
935
00:41:16,419 --> 00:41:17,418
Goddammit!
936
00:41:24,359 --> 00:41:26,627
[knocking]
937
00:41:32,534 --> 00:41:33,701
Just a minute!
938
00:41:43,545 --> 00:41:45,813
- You Harris Kroller?
- Yeah.
939
00:41:45,815 --> 00:41:48,349
We have a court order
to search the premises.
940
00:41:48,351 --> 00:41:49,450
What do you mean, like
a--like a search warrant?
941
00:41:49,452 --> 00:41:50,785
What?
942
00:41:50,787 --> 00:41:51,752
Yeah, exactly,
where's your computer?
943
00:41:51,754 --> 00:41:53,254
Uh, it's right there.
944
00:41:53,256 --> 00:41:54,288
What the, what the
fuck are you doing?
945
00:41:54,290 --> 00:41:55,823
Guys, could you just--
946
00:41:55,825 --> 00:41:57,391
You want to tell Detective
Rich where your laptop is?
947
00:41:57,393 --> 00:41:58,593
I know you got a laptop.
948
00:41:58,595 --> 00:41:59,760
Well, guys, what
is going on here?
949
00:41:59,762 --> 00:42:01,395
I'm sorry, but.
950
00:42:01,397 --> 00:42:03,464
What's going on is
we need to have a look
951
00:42:03,466 --> 00:42:05,500
at your computer, your laptop,
your telephone, your Xbox,
952
00:42:05,502 --> 00:42:07,168
anything you had access
to the internet with.
953
00:42:07,170 --> 00:42:08,703
What, why?
954
00:42:08,705 --> 00:42:09,570
[Detective Rich] Why don't
you hand me that bottle
955
00:42:09,572 --> 00:42:11,706
you got there.
956
00:42:11,708 --> 00:42:14,642
Listen, just take a seat,
take a seat, relax.
957
00:42:14,644 --> 00:42:17,845
[tense music]
958
00:42:17,847 --> 00:42:19,714
Look, where's the laptop,
just tell us.
959
00:42:19,716 --> 00:42:21,516
You know we can legally tear
this place apart from top--
960
00:42:21,518 --> 00:42:23,584
It is in the bedroom, I think.
961
00:42:23,586 --> 00:42:24,852
I don't.
962
00:42:24,854 --> 00:42:27,321
Could you?
What the fuck?
963
00:42:34,663 --> 00:42:37,431
Wait, wait, possession
of child pornography?
964
00:42:37,433 --> 00:42:38,799
- What?
- Got it.
965
00:42:38,801 --> 00:42:40,468
No, this has to be some
kind of giant mistake.
966
00:42:40,470 --> 00:42:42,270
I don't have any child porn.
967
00:42:42,272 --> 00:42:43,504
[Detective Dean] Yeah,
well, an IP address
968
00:42:43,506 --> 00:42:45,339
matching the one
from this apartment
969
00:42:45,341 --> 00:42:47,175
was flagged last
night for downloading
970
00:42:47,177 --> 00:42:48,609
over five gigabytes
of illegal data
971
00:42:48,611 --> 00:42:50,411
from servers that
we monitor, so.
972
00:42:50,413 --> 00:42:52,280
But, no, I didn't download
any child porn last night.
973
00:42:52,282 --> 00:42:54,916
I got drunk and fell asleep
on my couch, that's it.
974
00:42:54,918 --> 00:42:57,351
So you were here last night?
975
00:42:57,353 --> 00:42:58,719
- Yeah, but--
- Found it.
976
00:42:58,721 --> 00:43:00,421
In a folder marked Private.
977
00:43:00,423 --> 00:43:02,190
No, that's impossible.
You're lying.
978
00:43:02,192 --> 00:43:04,358
Hey, take it easy.
You're under arrest.
979
00:43:04,360 --> 00:43:06,561
You're under arrest for the
possession of child pornography.
980
00:43:06,563 --> 00:43:07,929
You have the right
to remain silent.
981
00:43:07,931 --> 00:43:10,765
I would recommend
that you use it.
982
00:43:19,841 --> 00:43:21,242
Okay.
983
00:43:21,244 --> 00:43:22,410
Hello.
984
00:43:22,412 --> 00:43:24,512
You are Harris Kroller?
985
00:43:25,414 --> 00:43:26,447
Phew.
986
00:43:27,449 --> 00:43:29,450
[sighs]
987
00:43:30,953 --> 00:43:33,821
My name is Ronald Dale
and I will be your lawyer.
988
00:43:33,823 --> 00:43:35,523
I took a look at your case,
you got a clean record,
989
00:43:35,525 --> 00:43:37,258
which is good.
990
00:43:37,260 --> 00:43:39,894
So, if we plead guilty--
I didn't do anything.
991
00:43:39,896 --> 00:43:41,629
I'm being set up.
992
00:43:41,631 --> 00:43:42,830
By whom?
993
00:43:42,832 --> 00:43:45,766
A girl, her name
is Riley Miller.
994
00:43:45,768 --> 00:43:47,468
Or, I don't know, that
could be a lie too,
995
00:43:47,470 --> 00:43:48,836
come to think of it.
996
00:43:48,838 --> 00:43:50,338
[Ronald]
You don't know her name?
997
00:43:50,340 --> 00:43:51,739
I know her address.
998
00:43:51,741 --> 00:43:53,507
[Ronald] She's
your ex-girlfriend?
999
00:43:53,509 --> 00:43:55,643
No, that crazy bitch?
No fuckin' way.
1000
00:43:55,645 --> 00:43:56,911
Met her online and now she
wants revenge or something.
1001
00:43:56,913 --> 00:43:59,347
- What for?
- I don't know.
1002
00:43:59,349 --> 00:44:01,415
For not being madly
in love with her?
1003
00:44:01,417 --> 00:44:04,952
I'm telling you, this girl
is certifiably insane.
1004
00:44:04,954 --> 00:44:07,288
Has she been in your home
1005
00:44:07,290 --> 00:44:10,324
or had access to your computer
within the last 48 hours?
1006
00:44:10,326 --> 00:44:11,759
No.
1007
00:44:11,761 --> 00:44:13,361
[Ronald] Does she
have hacking skills?
1008
00:44:13,363 --> 00:44:14,829
She got into my
Twitter account
1009
00:44:14,831 --> 00:44:17,832
and posted a bunch of
tweets that got me fired.
1010
00:44:17,834 --> 00:44:19,700
All right, and you
have proof of this?
1011
00:44:19,702 --> 00:44:20,568
I, no.
1012
00:44:23,639 --> 00:44:26,741
Oh, well, either way,
1013
00:44:26,743 --> 00:44:29,644
figuring out a Twitter password
and hacking into an IP address
1014
00:44:29,646 --> 00:44:31,512
are two wildly
different skill sets.
1015
00:44:31,514 --> 00:44:34,315
Besides, the files were found
on your local hard drive,
1016
00:44:34,317 --> 00:44:36,017
which means the hacker
would have had to gain
1017
00:44:36,019 --> 00:44:37,985
remote access to
your computer, so--
1018
00:44:37,987 --> 00:44:39,887
Yeah, I don't
know how she did it,
1019
00:44:39,889 --> 00:44:42,556
but I'm telling
you it wasn't me.
1020
00:44:42,558 --> 00:44:44,558
Okay, write down
her name and address
1021
00:44:44,560 --> 00:44:46,661
and I will look into it.
1022
00:44:46,663 --> 00:44:48,596
But I'm gonna level
with you, Harris,
1023
00:44:48,598 --> 00:44:50,464
what you're claiming is
gonna be very hard to prove
1024
00:44:50,466 --> 00:44:52,433
without a confession.
1025
00:44:52,435 --> 00:44:54,302
If this goes to trial
and you're convicted,
1026
00:44:54,304 --> 00:44:56,037
you're looking at
serious jail time.
1027
00:44:56,039 --> 00:44:58,339
If you plead guilty,
there's a very strong chance
1028
00:44:58,341 --> 00:45:00,841
I can get you off
with just a fine.
1029
00:45:00,843 --> 00:45:01,776
[Harris] Which would be what?
1030
00:45:01,778 --> 00:45:02,943
I don't know.
1031
00:45:02,945 --> 00:45:05,346
Numbers could be
50, could be 100.
1032
00:45:05,348 --> 00:45:06,747
Thousand?
1033
00:45:06,749 --> 00:45:10,551
Better than five years
in a federal prison.
1034
00:45:10,553 --> 00:45:11,652
Holy fuck.
1035
00:45:11,654 --> 00:45:12,687
This cannot be happening.
1036
00:45:12,689 --> 00:45:14,722
Well, it is.
1037
00:45:14,724 --> 00:45:16,390
We go before a judge
by the end of the week.
1038
00:45:16,392 --> 00:45:17,491
If we don't have anything real
1039
00:45:17,493 --> 00:45:18,893
to back up your claims by then,
1040
00:45:18,895 --> 00:45:21,062
I strongly suggest
pleading guilty.
1041
00:45:21,064 --> 00:45:25,433
Now, is there anyone that
you can call to bail you out?
1042
00:45:28,804 --> 00:45:29,670
Uh.
1043
00:45:30,706 --> 00:45:31,939
I don't have my phone,
1044
00:45:31,941 --> 00:45:34,041
I don't know anyone's numbers.
1045
00:45:34,043 --> 00:45:36,911
I could send a Facebook message.
1046
00:45:38,413 --> 00:45:40,748
[soft music]
1047
00:45:40,750 --> 00:45:44,652
♫ So lately been wondering
1048
00:45:44,654 --> 00:45:48,823
♫ Who will be there
to take my place
1049
00:45:48,825 --> 00:45:50,958
♫ When I'm gone
1050
00:45:50,960 --> 00:45:53,027
[Bartender] Last
call for alcohol!
1051
00:45:53,029 --> 00:45:53,894
Harris!
1052
00:45:53,896 --> 00:45:54,962
What, what?
1053
00:45:54,964 --> 00:45:58,499
♫ Shadows on your face
1054
00:46:00,502 --> 00:46:01,802
I think maybe
you've had enough.
1055
00:46:01,804 --> 00:46:02,837
Let me take you home.
1056
00:46:02,839 --> 00:46:03,704
Home.
1057
00:46:05,707 --> 00:46:09,510
My home is either
gonna be a jail cell
1058
00:46:09,512 --> 00:46:13,981
or a fuckin' park bench,
because my life is ruined.
1059
00:46:13,983 --> 00:46:18,152
And all for what, 'cause some
psychotic bitch felt spurned.
1060
00:46:21,390 --> 00:46:23,591
There's gotta be
something you can do, right?
1061
00:46:23,593 --> 00:46:25,960
♫ Way up high or down low
1062
00:46:25,962 --> 00:46:27,495
According to my lawyer,
1063
00:46:27,497 --> 00:46:29,397
barring a full
confession from Riley,
1064
00:46:29,399 --> 00:46:33,033
I'm looking at,
best case scenario,
1065
00:46:33,035 --> 00:46:35,669
a crippling fine and a spot
1066
00:46:35,671 --> 00:46:38,739
on the registered
sex offenders list.
1067
00:46:40,075 --> 00:46:43,010
So I will be a convicted felon,
1068
00:46:43,012 --> 00:46:44,712
won't be able to get a job,
1069
00:46:44,714 --> 00:46:47,982
won't be able to leave town,
can't vote.
1070
00:46:47,984 --> 00:46:51,152
It's not like you
even voted before.
1071
00:46:53,488 --> 00:46:55,189
I'm sorry, man, I know,
it's not funny.
1072
00:46:55,191 --> 00:46:59,093
I'm just trying to
lighten the mood here.
1073
00:46:59,095 --> 00:47:02,730
♫ Well I hope there's
someone out there
1074
00:47:02,732 --> 00:47:04,999
♫ Who can bring me back to you
1075
00:47:05,001 --> 00:47:07,201
Hey.
Who knows?
1076
00:47:07,203 --> 00:47:10,471
Maybe Riley might have
a change of heart.
1077
00:47:10,473 --> 00:47:11,572
She might admit to everything.
1078
00:47:11,574 --> 00:47:12,706
Why?
1079
00:47:12,708 --> 00:47:15,176
Why would she do that?
Huh?
1080
00:47:15,178 --> 00:47:16,977
There's no way to
prove she did anything.
1081
00:47:16,979 --> 00:47:19,513
She, she, she's fucking crazy.
1082
00:47:19,515 --> 00:47:20,781
She hates me.
1083
00:47:20,783 --> 00:47:23,017
There's no reason for her to.
1084
00:47:25,854 --> 00:47:26,720
What?
1085
00:47:29,591 --> 00:47:31,792
Think I just figured
a way outta this.
1086
00:47:31,794 --> 00:47:32,693
Gotta go.
1087
00:47:32,695 --> 00:47:33,761
No, no, no, no, Harris!
1088
00:47:33,763 --> 00:47:34,962
I gotta fuckin' go, Chuck.
1089
00:47:34,964 --> 00:47:37,164
♫ And bring me back to you
1090
00:47:37,166 --> 00:47:38,599
♫ If I could
1091
00:47:56,218 --> 00:47:58,652
[knocking]
1092
00:47:59,988 --> 00:48:00,921
Riley?
1093
00:48:02,657 --> 00:48:04,892
Riley, it's Harris.
1094
00:48:04,894 --> 00:48:07,795
[Riley] What do you want?
1095
00:48:07,797 --> 00:48:11,131
I just want to talk to you.
1096
00:48:11,133 --> 00:48:12,666
[Riley] It's 2:30
in the morning.
1097
00:48:12,668 --> 00:48:14,034
Yeah, I know, I'm sorry.
1098
00:48:14,036 --> 00:48:14,969
I just, uh.
1099
00:48:17,272 --> 00:48:21,842
Doing a lot of soul searching
these last few days and, uh.
1100
00:48:21,844 --> 00:48:24,979
I just really, I'd really
like to talk to you, you know?
1101
00:48:24,981 --> 00:48:26,046
Face to face.
1102
00:48:27,949 --> 00:48:29,950
I...
1103
00:48:29,952 --> 00:48:33,120
Please, it'll just
take a few minutes.
1104
00:48:44,199 --> 00:48:46,834
Thanks for letting me in, uh.
1105
00:48:53,708 --> 00:48:56,310
Just, um, make it quick.
1106
00:48:56,312 --> 00:48:59,013
I was about to go to sleep, so.
1107
00:48:59,015 --> 00:49:00,848
Yeah.
1108
00:49:00,850 --> 00:49:01,882
Uh.
1109
00:49:04,786 --> 00:49:06,987
Just came by to say that, uh.
1110
00:49:09,858 --> 00:49:11,825
Say that I'm sorry
1111
00:49:11,827 --> 00:49:12,693
for
1112
00:49:15,063 --> 00:49:15,963
everything.
1113
00:49:17,732 --> 00:49:18,599
I, um.
1114
00:49:21,069 --> 00:49:24,305
I wasn't a good person to you
and that's not who I am.
1115
00:49:24,307 --> 00:49:28,309
Or, I mean, at least it's
not who I want to be and...
1116
00:49:29,778 --> 00:49:35,082
So, I'm sorry
that I hurt you
1117
00:49:35,084 --> 00:49:38,285
and I'm sorry
that I used you
1118
00:49:38,287 --> 00:49:40,054
and I'm sorry that.
1119
00:49:43,224 --> 00:49:45,726
Sorry I made you feel
like you didn't matter.
1120
00:49:48,129 --> 00:49:52,299
I wish I could say I had
some kind of excuse, but...
1121
00:49:54,069 --> 00:49:55,669
[scoffs]
1122
00:49:55,671 --> 00:49:57,304
I'm just a selfish asshole
1123
00:49:57,306 --> 00:50:01,675
who didn't care about
anybody's feelings but his own.
1124
00:50:09,050 --> 00:50:10,918
Why are you telling me this?
1125
00:50:10,920 --> 00:50:14,755
'Cause I don't wanna
be that person anymore.
1126
00:50:16,725 --> 00:50:19,293
And it took what
happened between us
1127
00:50:19,295 --> 00:50:22,196
for me to realize that and...
1128
00:50:22,198 --> 00:50:26,166
So, I just wanted
to say I'm sorry
1129
00:50:26,168 --> 00:50:29,003
and, I guess thank you
1130
00:50:32,941 --> 00:50:35,843
for showing me how
fucked up I was.
1131
00:50:42,417 --> 00:50:43,651
Well.
1132
00:50:45,787 --> 00:50:47,788
You're welcome, I guess.
1133
00:50:49,357 --> 00:50:52,126
You wanna hug it out?
1134
00:50:52,128 --> 00:50:53,427
[laughs]
1135
00:50:53,429 --> 00:50:55,329
You know me, I'm a hugger.
1136
00:50:56,331 --> 00:50:57,931
Sure.
1137
00:51:10,345 --> 00:51:14,448
Well, I'll let
you get some sleep.
1138
00:51:14,450 --> 00:51:17,985
Thanks for letting me talk.
1139
00:51:17,987 --> 00:51:20,454
[ominous music]
1140
00:51:22,891 --> 00:51:23,757
Wait.
1141
00:51:27,062 --> 00:51:29,063
I want to apologize too.
1142
00:51:31,266 --> 00:51:32,199
For what?
1143
00:51:39,174 --> 00:51:43,310
You really hurt me, Harris,
1144
00:51:43,312 --> 00:51:45,212
and it sucked, but, um...
1145
00:51:48,249 --> 00:51:51,485
I lashed out and it
wasn't fair to you.
1146
00:51:53,354 --> 00:51:55,189
- It's okay.
- No.
1147
00:51:56,391 --> 00:51:58,092
No, it's not okay.
1148
00:51:59,494 --> 00:52:03,931
That fake suicide stunt
I pulled was not cool
1149
00:52:03,933 --> 00:52:07,000
and I, I kind of do
that stuff a lot.
1150
00:52:09,037 --> 00:52:10,204
Anyway, I'm sorry.
1151
00:52:14,342 --> 00:52:15,943
It's all right.
1152
00:52:15,945 --> 00:52:18,145
I guess we kind of both
lost our heads there.
1153
00:52:18,147 --> 00:52:20,447
[Riley laughs]
Yeah.
1154
00:52:24,886 --> 00:52:26,987
Is there anything else?
1155
00:52:28,957 --> 00:52:29,957
Like what?
1156
00:52:31,192 --> 00:52:32,993
I don't know, um...
1157
00:52:34,496 --> 00:52:37,765
anything else you want
to come clean about?
1158
00:52:37,767 --> 00:52:40,868
Like, that you did to me.
1159
00:52:42,937 --> 00:52:45,806
I don't, I don't, uh,
1160
00:52:45,808 --> 00:52:49,042
know what you're
talking about, Harris.
1161
00:52:51,913 --> 00:52:53,280
So you don't
know anything about
1162
00:52:53,282 --> 00:52:56,950
any child pornography
on my laptop?
1163
00:52:56,952 --> 00:52:58,252
The what?
1164
00:52:58,254 --> 00:53:00,788
I know it was you, Riley.
1165
00:53:02,023 --> 00:53:03,991
[Riley laughs]
1166
00:53:03,993 --> 00:53:04,858
Okay.
1167
00:53:05,894 --> 00:53:07,427
I, you need to leave.
1168
00:53:11,299 --> 00:53:13,333
I'll leave if you
admit what you did.
1169
00:53:13,335 --> 00:53:15,869
- Let go of me.
- Just admit it.
1170
00:53:15,871 --> 00:53:16,904
Just admit it.
1171
00:53:16,906 --> 00:53:19,907
Just admit what you did.
1172
00:53:19,909 --> 00:53:21,141
Let go of me or I'll scream.
1173
00:53:21,143 --> 00:53:22,342
You're not gonna scream.
1174
00:53:22,344 --> 00:53:23,377
Just calm down.
1175
00:53:23,379 --> 00:53:25,245
[Riley screams]
1176
00:53:25,247 --> 00:53:26,380
Stop!
1177
00:53:26,382 --> 00:53:28,248
Just shut up!
1178
00:53:28,250 --> 00:53:29,283
Why are you doing this?
1179
00:53:29,285 --> 00:53:31,285
Why do you want to ruin my life?
1180
00:53:31,287 --> 00:53:32,553
[Harris grunting]
1181
00:53:32,555 --> 00:53:35,055
[Riley screaming]
1182
00:53:35,057 --> 00:53:36,323
[Roommate] Are you okay?
1183
00:53:36,325 --> 00:53:39,827
- Call the police!
- No, don't!
1184
00:53:39,829 --> 00:53:41,295
Tell the cops what
you did, Riley,
1185
00:53:41,297 --> 00:53:44,364
or I'm coming back here,
I swear to God.
1186
00:53:44,366 --> 00:53:47,301
[Riley whimpering]
1187
00:53:49,938 --> 00:53:51,338
[Ronald] Harris,
it's Ronald Dale.
1188
00:53:51,340 --> 00:53:53,907
What the hell did
you do last night?
1189
00:53:53,909 --> 00:53:55,375
Nothing, I was home all night.
1190
00:53:55,377 --> 00:53:57,110
[Ronald] You're lying.
1191
00:53:57,112 --> 00:53:59,446
You were at that woman's
place last night, Miller?
1192
00:53:59,448 --> 00:54:01,014
How the hell do you know that?
1193
00:54:01,016 --> 00:54:02,216
[Ronald] Because
she wants to file
1194
00:54:02,218 --> 00:54:03,951
a restraining order
against you.
1195
00:54:03,953 --> 00:54:06,053
She claims you attacked
her last night.
1196
00:54:06,055 --> 00:54:07,955
What were you thinking, Harris?
1197
00:54:07,957 --> 00:54:10,324
Do you understand how
bad this looks for us?
1198
00:54:10,326 --> 00:54:12,426
It practically negates
your entire defense,
1199
00:54:12,428 --> 00:54:14,361
which is thin to begin with.
1200
00:54:14,363 --> 00:54:18,498
I didn't attack her, I was
trying to get her to confess.
1201
00:54:18,500 --> 00:54:20,100
This is another of
her manipulations.
1202
00:54:20,102 --> 00:54:22,202
She's trying to play us.
1203
00:54:22,204 --> 00:54:24,338
[Ronald] I checked
her out, Harris.
1204
00:54:24,340 --> 00:54:27,441
She's got alibis during the
time the files were downloaded.
1205
00:54:27,443 --> 00:54:30,277
Pictures on Instagram,
updates on Facebook,
1206
00:54:30,279 --> 00:54:32,512
I mean, the girl puts
her whole life online,
1207
00:54:32,514 --> 00:54:35,015
but unfortunately for you
that works against us.
1208
00:54:35,017 --> 00:54:36,383
She hired someone then.
1209
00:54:36,385 --> 00:54:38,252
[Ronald] It's possible,
but don't try
1210
00:54:38,254 --> 00:54:39,920
and do any more
detective work yourself.
1211
00:54:39,922 --> 00:54:41,355
You have two days.
1212
00:54:41,357 --> 00:54:43,624
Lay low and think
about what I told you.
1213
00:54:43,626 --> 00:54:45,392
I can keep you out of prison,
1214
00:54:45,394 --> 00:54:47,461
but not if you keep
mucking it up for yourself.
1215
00:54:47,463 --> 00:54:48,462
Okay?
1216
00:54:53,101 --> 00:54:55,502
[intense music]
1217
00:55:18,459 --> 00:55:21,561
What should be your name?
1218
00:55:24,532 --> 00:55:25,699
Robby Barnett.
1219
00:56:10,278 --> 00:56:12,679
Oh, Riley, Riley, Riley.
1220
00:56:12,681 --> 00:56:15,549
You really should keep
your profile private, babe,
1221
00:56:15,551 --> 00:56:17,451
there's creeps out there.
1222
00:56:19,587 --> 00:56:22,089
"Aced my Behavioral Psych final!
1223
00:56:22,091 --> 00:56:23,557
"Time to celebrate!"
1224
00:56:24,559 --> 00:56:25,592
Okay.
1225
00:56:42,410 --> 00:56:44,711
[tense music]
1226
00:56:56,024 --> 00:56:58,091
All right, let's do this.
1227
00:57:13,374 --> 00:57:16,209
Come on, Riley, where are you?
1228
00:57:16,211 --> 00:57:17,377
Where are you?
1229
00:57:23,117 --> 00:57:24,284
There you are.
1230
00:57:33,728 --> 00:57:36,563
[phone vibrating]
1231
00:57:46,674 --> 00:57:47,541
That's it.
1232
00:57:49,510 --> 00:57:51,845
Do some swiping.
1233
00:57:51,847 --> 00:57:56,349
I know you want to find
some other guy to terrorize.
1234
00:57:56,351 --> 00:57:57,784
[phone chimes]
1235
00:57:57,786 --> 00:58:00,520
[Harris laughs]
1236
00:58:02,657 --> 00:58:05,459
Hey, do I know you?
1237
00:58:05,461 --> 00:58:08,762
I think we have
Behavioral Psych together.
1238
00:58:22,176 --> 00:58:23,710
Come on, Riley, respond.
1239
00:58:23,712 --> 00:58:25,345
Come on, come on.
1240
00:58:27,381 --> 00:58:28,615
Come on, come on.
1241
00:58:30,118 --> 00:58:31,618
There we go.
1242
00:58:31,620 --> 00:58:33,787
I usually sit in the back.
1243
00:58:35,389 --> 00:58:37,557
How'd you do on the final?
1244
00:58:42,597 --> 00:58:43,697
Aced it.
1245
00:58:43,699 --> 00:58:44,664
You?
1246
00:58:44,666 --> 00:58:46,266
Same.
1247
00:58:46,268 --> 00:58:47,767
What you doing tonight?
1248
00:58:47,769 --> 00:58:49,636
We should celebrate.
1249
00:58:50,771 --> 00:58:52,439
[phone chimes]
1250
00:58:52,441 --> 00:58:55,308
"I'll be at the Virgil,
you should drop by."
1251
00:58:55,310 --> 00:58:56,209
Mm, yes.
1252
00:58:56,911 --> 00:58:58,278
I'll be there.
1253
00:59:00,715 --> 00:59:01,581
Shit.
1254
00:59:32,880 --> 00:59:34,481
♫ No time to come
1255
00:59:34,483 --> 00:59:36,216
♫ Your race is run
1256
00:59:36,218 --> 00:59:39,219
♫ No time to shine
1257
00:59:40,655 --> 00:59:41,821
♫ All cloaked in gloom
1258
00:59:41,823 --> 00:59:43,890
♫ You broke too soon
1259
00:59:43,892 --> 00:59:47,761
♫ And left behind too late
1260
00:59:48,729 --> 00:59:50,764
[phone vibrating]
1261
00:59:50,766 --> 00:59:54,367
♫ Why do you wait
1262
00:59:54,369 --> 00:59:58,538
♫ To see the golden gate
1263
00:59:58,540 --> 01:00:02,309
♫ The many hearts we found
1264
01:00:02,311 --> 01:00:05,312
♫ Would not be hard
1265
01:00:08,516 --> 01:00:10,717
[rock music]
1266
01:00:21,629 --> 01:00:24,698
♫ My girl says so
1267
01:00:24,700 --> 01:00:27,400
♫ Got a style
1268
01:01:04,038 --> 01:01:07,340
Hey, can I get a
vodka cranberry please?
1269
01:01:07,342 --> 01:01:08,875
Hey, can I get
a vodka cranberry?
1270
01:01:08,877 --> 01:01:09,876
Of course.
1271
01:01:25,559 --> 01:01:27,494
That'll be ten dollars.
1272
01:01:29,297 --> 01:01:31,031
Great, thank you.
1273
01:01:31,033 --> 01:01:34,501
[techno hip hop music]
1274
01:01:39,840 --> 01:01:42,442
[techno music]
1275
01:03:12,767 --> 01:03:13,933
That guy Robby's here.
1276
01:03:13,935 --> 01:03:15,769
I'm gonna go meet him.
1277
01:04:06,987 --> 01:04:07,887
[muffled shrieking]
1278
01:04:07,889 --> 01:04:09,055
Riley.
1279
01:04:09,057 --> 01:04:10,156
Riley, relax.
1280
01:04:10,158 --> 01:04:11,758
Riley, calm down.
1281
01:04:12,993 --> 01:04:14,994
Riley, for God's sake.
1282
01:04:14,996 --> 01:04:17,230
I told you to fuckin' stop.
1283
01:04:18,666 --> 01:04:19,799
Jesus.
1284
01:04:19,801 --> 01:04:21,100
You see what you've done to me?
1285
01:04:21,102 --> 01:04:22,735
You see what you've
turned me into?
1286
01:04:22,737 --> 01:04:26,005
I have never hurt anybody
in my entire life
1287
01:04:26,007 --> 01:04:28,007
and I don't want to
tonight, Riley, I don't,
1288
01:04:28,009 --> 01:04:29,709
do you understand?
1289
01:04:31,111 --> 01:04:33,012
Good.
1290
01:04:33,014 --> 01:04:36,149
If you do exactly
what I tell you to do,
1291
01:04:38,853 --> 01:04:41,554
this all ends tonight.
1292
01:04:41,556 --> 01:04:44,624
Is that what you want?
1293
01:04:44,626 --> 01:04:46,759
Good, me too, me too,
that's what I want.
1294
01:04:46,761 --> 01:04:50,997
So I'm gonna take that
gag off so you can talk,
1295
01:04:50,999 --> 01:04:54,033
but you're not
gonna scream, okay?
1296
01:04:57,071 --> 01:04:57,937
Okay.
1297
01:05:00,007 --> 01:05:01,241
Put this away.
1298
01:05:03,143 --> 01:05:04,844
Taking it off now.
1299
01:05:14,889 --> 01:05:17,056
[panting]
1300
01:05:19,760 --> 01:05:20,960
See?
1301
01:05:20,962 --> 01:05:23,296
Cooperating.
1302
01:05:23,298 --> 01:05:27,200
This doesn't have to
be difficult, Riley.
1303
01:05:27,202 --> 01:05:29,002
Where am I?
1304
01:05:29,004 --> 01:05:31,104
You don't need to know.
1305
01:05:31,106 --> 01:05:34,607
All you need to know is that
it's just you and me here
1306
01:05:34,609 --> 01:05:37,043
all weekend if
that's what it takes.
1307
01:05:37,045 --> 01:05:40,747
Oh, and don't bother
trying to escape 'cause
1308
01:05:41,982 --> 01:05:45,218
we're locked up nice and tight.
1309
01:05:45,220 --> 01:05:46,819
That guy Robby,
1310
01:05:47,955 --> 01:05:50,156
that was you the whole time?
1311
01:05:50,158 --> 01:05:52,258
A little taste of
your own medicine, huh?
1312
01:05:52,260 --> 01:05:54,060
[phone vibrating]
1313
01:05:54,062 --> 01:05:56,563
That's my friends.
1314
01:05:56,565 --> 01:05:59,132
I bet they're looking for me.
1315
01:05:59,134 --> 01:06:01,134
They've been texting
you for a few hours now,
1316
01:06:01,136 --> 01:06:05,004
that's why, um, that's
why I need your passcode.
1317
01:06:05,006 --> 01:06:06,205
What?
1318
01:06:06,207 --> 01:06:07,340
I need to unlock your phone.
1319
01:06:07,342 --> 01:06:09,342
Can I get your passcode?
1320
01:06:10,311 --> 01:06:12,045
And just remember, Riley,
1321
01:06:12,047 --> 01:06:17,216
whatever happens next
is entirely up to you.
1322
01:06:19,954 --> 01:06:22,789
0-9-0-2.
1323
01:06:25,125 --> 01:06:26,125
Ah, voila.
1324
01:06:28,195 --> 01:06:29,996
Thank you, Riley.
1325
01:06:29,998 --> 01:06:32,699
See, if the rest of the
night goes just like this,
1326
01:06:32,701 --> 01:06:35,301
we'll be done in no time.
1327
01:06:35,303 --> 01:06:36,336
Okay.
1328
01:06:36,338 --> 01:06:37,337
How's it look?
1329
01:06:37,339 --> 01:06:40,640
[Harris clears throat]
1330
01:06:40,642 --> 01:06:41,975
Left with Robby.
1331
01:06:44,111 --> 01:06:46,045
No need to wait up.
1332
01:06:46,047 --> 01:06:47,981
Ooh, Brunch tomorrow?
1333
01:06:50,951 --> 01:06:51,818
Sent.
1334
01:06:53,354 --> 01:06:54,988
See what happens.
1335
01:06:54,990 --> 01:06:57,056
Oh, look, she's typing.
1336
01:06:57,058 --> 01:06:58,324
"Slut."
1337
01:06:58,326 --> 01:07:00,093
"Call me tomorrow."
1338
01:07:01,095 --> 01:07:02,362
That takes care of that.
1339
01:07:02,364 --> 01:07:05,064
And you will call her tomorrow,
1340
01:07:05,066 --> 01:07:06,099
as long as you don't
give me any trouble
1341
01:07:06,101 --> 01:07:07,767
with this next part.
1342
01:07:08,669 --> 01:07:10,169
What do you want?
1343
01:07:10,171 --> 01:07:13,740
I want a full confession.
1344
01:07:13,742 --> 01:07:15,642
I don't know what you
want me to confess to.
1345
01:07:15,644 --> 01:07:18,645
Goddammit, Riley, I thought
we weren't gonna do this.
1346
01:07:18,647 --> 01:07:21,714
I'm cooperating, I just
don't know what you want.
1347
01:07:21,716 --> 01:07:23,082
Just stop!
1348
01:07:23,084 --> 01:07:24,851
For fuck's sake,
enough of your games.
1349
01:07:24,853 --> 01:07:27,420
Just tell the fucking truth
for once in your life.
1350
01:07:27,422 --> 01:07:28,721
Okay, okay.
1351
01:07:30,157 --> 01:07:33,826
I'll confess, to everything.
1352
01:07:33,828 --> 01:07:35,228
[panting]
1353
01:07:35,230 --> 01:07:36,262
Yes, finally.
1354
01:07:37,297 --> 01:07:39,165
Thank you.
1355
01:07:39,167 --> 01:07:41,834
All right, just
don't hurt me, please.
1356
01:07:41,836 --> 01:07:44,270
I won't, okay, here we go.
1357
01:07:44,272 --> 01:07:47,840
All right, I want you to
look straight in the camera
1358
01:07:47,842 --> 01:07:51,010
and when I tell you to,
start talking.
1359
01:07:52,246 --> 01:07:53,446
Well, wait, aren't you gonna
1360
01:07:53,448 --> 01:07:55,415
take me to the police station?
1361
01:07:55,417 --> 01:07:57,817
Oh, yeah, so you can just
start lying to the cops
1362
01:07:57,819 --> 01:07:58,885
the second you walk
through the door?
1363
01:07:58,887 --> 01:08:00,053
[Harris laughs]
1364
01:08:00,055 --> 01:08:02,955
No, Riley, it has
to be like this.
1365
01:08:04,124 --> 01:08:05,958
What do you want me to say?
1366
01:08:05,960 --> 01:08:07,760
Don't be difficult, Riley.
1367
01:08:07,762 --> 01:08:12,231
I'm not, I just,
I'm, I'm nervous
1368
01:08:12,233 --> 01:08:15,868
and I don't want to
miss anything, okay?
1369
01:08:15,870 --> 01:08:16,769
Fine.
1370
01:08:18,038 --> 01:08:21,007
Tell them about
how we first met.
1371
01:08:21,009 --> 01:08:24,243
Tell them how you
hounded me incessantly,
1372
01:08:24,245 --> 01:08:25,812
how you stalked me,
1373
01:08:25,814 --> 01:08:27,413
and then when you discovered
1374
01:08:27,415 --> 01:08:29,182
that we weren't gonna
be together forever,
1375
01:08:29,184 --> 01:08:31,050
how you took your revenge.
1376
01:08:31,052 --> 01:08:33,786
You hacked into my Twitter
account, you got me fired,
1377
01:08:33,788 --> 01:08:37,457
and then, and this is
the most important part,
1378
01:08:37,459 --> 01:08:40,860
tell them how you somehow
remotely downloaded
1379
01:08:40,862 --> 01:08:44,330
five gigs of child
pornography onto my computer,
1380
01:08:44,332 --> 01:08:48,067
which could get me sent to
prison for half a decade.
1381
01:08:48,069 --> 01:08:49,068
Harris, I.
1382
01:08:53,006 --> 01:08:56,976
Okay, I'll.
1383
01:08:56,978 --> 01:08:59,212
I'll say all of that.
1384
01:08:59,214 --> 01:09:00,213
Thank you.
1385
01:09:01,248 --> 01:09:02,415
Are you ready?
1386
01:09:03,417 --> 01:09:04,751
[Riley] Yeah.
1387
01:09:04,753 --> 01:09:05,451
Great.
1388
01:09:08,455 --> 01:09:09,322
Go ahead.
1389
01:09:13,060 --> 01:09:15,128
- Wait.
- What? What, Riley?
1390
01:09:15,130 --> 01:09:16,829
For fuck's sake, I know this
is gonna be hard on you,
1391
01:09:16,831 --> 01:09:18,397
just, you don't
really have a choice.
1392
01:09:18,399 --> 01:09:22,001
I want to confess
to everything.
1393
01:09:22,003 --> 01:09:24,137
[panting]
1394
01:09:24,139 --> 01:09:26,806
It's just, this won't work.
1395
01:09:26,808 --> 01:09:28,775
Why?
Why the fuck not?
1396
01:09:28,777 --> 01:09:30,343
Because look at me, Harris,
1397
01:09:30,345 --> 01:09:34,313
I'm a crying mess and
I'm tied to a chair.
1398
01:09:34,315 --> 01:09:38,217
It looks like I'm,
like I'm kidnapped.
1399
01:09:38,219 --> 01:09:40,253
Can't do anything about that.
1400
01:09:40,255 --> 01:09:42,255
- [Riley] You could untie me.
- I don't think so.
1401
01:09:42,257 --> 01:09:44,524
Wait, just listen.
1402
01:09:44,526 --> 01:09:48,327
You could untie me and I
could wash up in the bathroom
1403
01:09:48,329 --> 01:09:49,996
and then I could film the video,
1404
01:09:49,998 --> 01:09:51,831
I could, I could make,
like, an Instagram video
1405
01:09:51,833 --> 01:09:54,934
where I'm bragging about
how I screwed up your life
1406
01:09:54,936 --> 01:09:57,303
and then, and then you
could show that to the cops
1407
01:09:57,305 --> 01:10:00,039
and I'll, I'll confess to
everything at the police station
1408
01:10:00,041 --> 01:10:03,209
and it'll seem totally
real, you know?
1409
01:10:05,179 --> 01:10:06,546
Why?
1410
01:10:06,548 --> 01:10:08,948
Why would you do that?
1411
01:10:08,950 --> 01:10:12,318
Because,
1412
01:10:12,320 --> 01:10:13,252
you got me.
1413
01:10:15,055 --> 01:10:17,223
You won.
1414
01:10:17,225 --> 01:10:20,193
I give up.
1415
01:10:20,195 --> 01:10:22,128
You're just clever.
1416
01:10:24,231 --> 01:10:28,267
This is exactly the kind of
clever shit you pulled on me.
1417
01:10:28,269 --> 01:10:30,203
It's a gift, I guess.
1418
01:10:37,511 --> 01:10:39,145
Fine.
1419
01:10:39,147 --> 01:10:42,081
There's a bathroom
attached to the stage.
1420
01:10:42,083 --> 01:10:44,116
It'll work, I swear.
1421
01:10:44,118 --> 01:10:47,053
Riley, don't try
a fucking thing.
1422
01:10:52,326 --> 01:10:54,894
I want you to tell me
what you're gonna say.
1423
01:10:54,896 --> 01:10:56,295
Anything you want.
1424
01:11:07,407 --> 01:11:10,943
Can you get me some
paper towels please?
1425
01:11:23,190 --> 01:11:25,458
Should talk about how,
1426
01:11:25,460 --> 01:11:27,293
should talk about how stupid
I am, how you tricked me,
1427
01:11:27,295 --> 01:11:29,495
but don't use my name,
it can't feel staged.
1428
01:11:29,497 --> 01:11:31,497
Okay, got it.
1429
01:11:37,104 --> 01:11:38,404
I think I'm ready.
1430
01:11:40,908 --> 01:11:42,341
Shit.
1431
01:11:42,343 --> 01:11:43,376
My hands are so wet.
1432
01:11:43,378 --> 01:11:45,912
Can I have another paper towel?
1433
01:11:45,914 --> 01:11:47,146
Oh.
1434
01:11:47,148 --> 01:11:48,381
[Riley grunts]
1435
01:11:48,383 --> 01:11:50,516
[grunting, shrieking]
1436
01:11:50,518 --> 01:11:52,385
[sputtering]
1437
01:11:52,387 --> 01:11:55,321
[dramatic music]
1438
01:11:55,323 --> 01:11:57,990
[Riley shrieks]
1439
01:11:57,992 --> 01:12:00,359
[coughing]
1440
01:12:00,361 --> 01:12:03,963
Goddammit!
1441
01:12:03,965 --> 01:12:06,198
Fuckin' bitch!
1442
01:12:11,038 --> 01:12:13,406
Goddammit.
1443
01:12:14,441 --> 01:12:15,474
Riley!
1444
01:12:22,349 --> 01:12:24,650
Riley, where the fuck are you?
1445
01:12:26,053 --> 01:12:26,719
God.
1446
01:12:28,522 --> 01:12:30,690
[panting]
1447
01:12:33,527 --> 01:12:34,393
Riley!
1448
01:12:35,696 --> 01:12:38,064
[panting]
1449
01:12:39,032 --> 01:12:40,466
Riley!
1450
01:12:40,468 --> 01:12:42,435
[panting]
1451
01:12:56,316 --> 01:12:59,251
[Riley screaming]
1452
01:12:59,253 --> 01:13:02,154
[Harris grunting]
1453
01:13:11,298 --> 01:13:12,565
You think you can get
away from me that easy,
1454
01:13:12,567 --> 01:13:14,100
you crazy bitch?
1455
01:13:14,102 --> 01:13:14,767
Huh?
1456
01:13:24,144 --> 01:13:25,011
Goddammit.
1457
01:13:33,420 --> 01:13:35,454
[grunting]
1458
01:14:02,382 --> 01:14:04,083
You call me crazy.
1459
01:14:04,085 --> 01:14:07,253
[grunting, shrieking]
1460
01:14:09,423 --> 01:14:11,590
[panting]
1461
01:14:30,343 --> 01:14:32,545
[whimpering]
1462
01:14:33,747 --> 01:14:34,613
Hello?
1463
01:14:37,517 --> 01:14:38,384
Help!
1464
01:14:39,286 --> 01:14:41,587
[whimpering]
1465
01:14:41,589 --> 01:14:42,455
Help me!
1466
01:14:44,491 --> 01:14:46,725
[grunting]
1467
01:14:55,635 --> 01:14:56,502
Help!
1468
01:14:57,704 --> 01:15:00,239
[shrieking]
1469
01:15:01,842 --> 01:15:02,708
Hello!
1470
01:15:04,344 --> 01:15:05,444
Help, please!
1471
01:15:06,646 --> 01:15:07,513
Please!
1472
01:15:08,648 --> 01:15:11,617
[panting]
1473
01:15:11,619 --> 01:15:14,286
[gasps]
1474
01:15:14,288 --> 01:15:16,589
[tense music]
1475
01:15:19,159 --> 01:15:20,392
You stabbed me.
1476
01:15:31,705 --> 01:15:34,707
[labored breathing]
1477
01:16:43,643 --> 01:16:44,677
Riley.
1478
01:16:47,547 --> 01:16:49,682
Why didn't you just confess?
1479
01:16:57,624 --> 01:17:01,727
[phone vibrating and ringing]
1480
01:17:05,832 --> 01:17:06,932
Hello?
1481
01:17:06,934 --> 01:17:08,567
[Ronald] Jesus Christ, Harris.
1482
01:17:08,569 --> 01:17:10,302
I've been trying to
reach you all night.
1483
01:17:10,304 --> 01:17:12,371
It's Ronald Dale, your lawyer.
1484
01:17:12,373 --> 01:17:13,739
Where the hell have you been?
1485
01:17:13,741 --> 01:17:14,773
Huh?
1486
01:17:14,775 --> 01:17:16,542
[Ronald] Uh-oh, are you drunk?
1487
01:17:16,544 --> 01:17:18,310
Harris, listen to
me very carefully.
1488
01:17:18,312 --> 01:17:19,478
You're off the hook.
1489
01:17:19,480 --> 01:17:20,779
[Harris] What?
1490
01:17:20,781 --> 01:17:22,648
[Ronald] Yeah, you
were right, sort of.
1491
01:17:22,650 --> 01:17:25,651
Turns out you were hacked,
but not by that girl.
1492
01:17:25,653 --> 01:17:27,853
By some 15-year-old
kid named Keenan.
1493
01:17:27,855 --> 01:17:29,688
Gil Keenan from
Colorado Springs.
1494
01:17:29,690 --> 01:17:31,657
- Heard of him?
- [Harris] Keenan?
1495
01:17:31,659 --> 01:17:32,858
[Ronald] Yeah, you
probably know him
1496
01:17:32,860 --> 01:17:35,394
from his online name, ShadowMan.
1497
01:17:35,396 --> 01:17:37,296
Apparently you mocked
him on some video game.
1498
01:17:37,298 --> 01:17:38,897
Can you believe that?
1499
01:17:38,899 --> 01:17:41,667
His mom caught him, made
him 'fess up to everything.
1500
01:17:41,669 --> 01:17:42,968
I got the call yesterday
and I've been trying
1501
01:17:42,970 --> 01:17:44,737
to call you ever since.
1502
01:17:44,739 --> 01:17:47,673
You're off the hook,
Harris, you're a free man.
1503
01:17:47,675 --> 01:17:48,774
Go celebrate!
1504
01:17:50,043 --> 01:17:51,710
Hello?
1505
01:17:51,712 --> 01:17:52,945
Harris?
1506
01:17:52,947 --> 01:17:54,546
Are you there?
1507
01:17:54,548 --> 01:17:55,414
Hello?
1508
01:18:06,493 --> 01:18:07,493
Hey, you.
1509
01:18:09,396 --> 01:18:11,730
What are you doing out here?
1510
01:18:12,899 --> 01:18:15,668
Jesus, what the hell happened?
1511
01:18:15,670 --> 01:18:17,303
Holy fuckin' Christ.
1512
01:18:17,305 --> 01:18:21,006
Get your hands where
I can see 'em, now!
1513
01:18:21,008 --> 01:18:23,742
I need backup at 3421
Empire Boulevard.
1514
01:18:23,744 --> 01:18:24,710
Got a maniac here.
1515
01:18:24,712 --> 01:18:26,545
He killed some poor girl.
1516
01:18:26,547 --> 01:18:28,747
[soft music]
1517
01:18:45,065 --> 01:18:48,901
♫ I was drifting
1518
01:18:48,903 --> 01:18:52,338
♫ Into dreaming
1519
01:18:52,340 --> 01:18:55,941
♫ And I saw something
1520
01:18:55,943 --> 01:19:00,346
♫ I hadn't seen before
1521
01:19:00,348 --> 01:19:03,782
♫ Two young ladies
1522
01:19:03,784 --> 01:19:07,920
♫ I hadn't seen
since high school
1523
01:19:07,922 --> 01:19:11,423
♫ Holding a piece of me
1524
01:19:11,425 --> 01:19:14,993
♫ Inside a plastic jar
1525
01:19:14,995 --> 01:19:20,065
♫ And there was a
hook attached to it
1526
01:19:22,902 --> 01:19:26,872
♫ And they were
attached at the hip
1527
01:19:46,559 --> 01:19:50,028
♫ I was driving on vacation
1528
01:19:53,466 --> 01:19:57,002
♫ And I saw something
1529
01:19:57,004 --> 01:20:00,839
♫ I hadn't seen in years
1530
01:20:00,841 --> 01:20:04,910
♫ The man was seizing
1531
01:20:04,912 --> 01:20:08,480
♫ On the pavement flailing
1532
01:20:08,482 --> 01:20:12,418
♫ And I did nothing
1533
01:20:12,420 --> 01:20:16,455
♫ A white-dressed
woman carried him off
1534
01:20:16,457 --> 01:20:19,858
♫ I didn't lift a finger
1535
01:20:23,797 --> 01:20:27,032
♫ I didn't stop my car
1536
01:20:31,671 --> 01:20:34,873
♫ I just kept on driving
1537
01:20:39,078 --> 01:20:43,081
♫ I didn't help that man at all
1538
01:20:45,452 --> 01:20:48,921
♫ And I hope he forgives me.
1539
01:20:56,062 --> 01:20:58,831
[low dark music]
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