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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,117 --> 00:00:01,874 Previously on Awkward... 2 00:00:01,900 --> 00:00:02,982 Neither of us hooks up. 3 00:00:02,984 --> 00:00:04,317 If we see the other flirting, 4 00:00:04,319 --> 00:00:05,435 then we swoop in and stop it 5 00:00:05,437 --> 00:00:06,602 - like a... - Reverse wingman. 6 00:00:06,628 --> 00:00:10,430 I'm Natalie. Come upstairs? 7 00:00:11,131 --> 00:00:12,497 Daddy, what's going on? 8 00:00:12,499 --> 00:00:14,049 - Have you guys seen Matty? - He took off 9 00:00:14,051 --> 00:00:15,167 with some older chick. 10 00:00:16,128 --> 00:00:17,377 Greetings, PHHsers! 11 00:00:17,378 --> 00:00:18,795 Come on down to the career fair today 12 00:00:18,797 --> 00:00:20,536 and find out if you have good reason 13 00:00:20,562 --> 00:00:23,301 to be scared out of your gourds. 14 00:00:23,327 --> 00:00:24,263 Today was the day 15 00:00:24,265 --> 00:00:26,374 that SCU sent out their admission decisions. 16 00:00:26,827 --> 00:00:28,184 Any minute now, I'd receive an email 17 00:00:28,210 --> 00:00:30,160 that could change my life forever. 18 00:00:30,162 --> 00:00:31,661 And the great thing about it? 19 00:00:31,662 --> 00:00:32,878 I wasn't scared. 20 00:00:32,880 --> 00:00:34,129 I'd kicked ass in my interview 21 00:00:34,131 --> 00:00:35,747 and aced the last semester. 22 00:00:35,749 --> 00:00:36,832 Life was... 23 00:00:36,834 --> 00:00:39,501 Jenna. How's it going? 24 00:00:39,503 --> 00:00:41,136 A real bitch sometimes. 25 00:00:41,138 --> 00:00:43,922 Oh, it's... it's Owen. 26 00:00:43,924 --> 00:00:45,257 We kissed on New Year's Eve. 27 00:00:45,259 --> 00:00:47,342 Yeah, yeah, right. I knew that. 28 00:00:47,344 --> 00:00:49,228 You had no idea I went here, did you? 29 00:00:49,230 --> 00:00:52,264 Not until I saw you at the cafeteria a couple days ago. 30 00:00:52,266 --> 00:00:53,432 I'm sorry. 31 00:00:53,434 --> 00:00:55,350 But I'm only two grades below you. 32 00:00:55,352 --> 00:00:58,020 Wow! Did you go through a growth spurt? 33 00:00:58,022 --> 00:00:59,354 A big one, last summer. 34 00:00:59,356 --> 00:01:02,074 Yeah, it was, uh, very painful. 35 00:01:02,076 --> 00:01:04,159 So listen, um, you know how you told me 36 00:01:04,161 --> 00:01:08,197 that you wished you knew more about classical music? 37 00:01:08,199 --> 00:01:09,498 Sure. 38 00:01:09,500 --> 00:01:10,949 Cool. Well, I, um... 39 00:01:11,777 --> 00:01:14,203 got you the perfect book to read. 40 00:01:14,754 --> 00:01:15,787 Wow. 41 00:01:15,789 --> 00:01:16,872 Thank you, Owen. 42 00:01:16,874 --> 00:01:19,208 That is so sweet. 43 00:01:22,346 --> 00:01:24,546 Okay, well, I, uh... I better get running. 44 00:01:24,548 --> 00:01:27,349 All right, well, uh, talk soon, I hope. 45 00:01:27,351 --> 00:01:29,518 Mm-hmm. 46 00:01:30,771 --> 00:01:32,134 Hey! 47 00:01:32,160 --> 00:01:33,659 Whatcha reading? 48 00:01:33,661 --> 00:01:34,689 It's nothing. 49 00:01:34,715 --> 00:01:36,048 Oh, come on, let me see it. 50 00:01:36,050 --> 00:01:37,599 - No. - Let me see it. 51 00:01:37,601 --> 00:01:38,684 - No. - Let me see. 52 00:01:38,686 --> 00:01:40,636 - Stop it! Stop... - What... 53 00:01:40,638 --> 00:01:42,387 "Cracking the Classics: 54 00:01:42,389 --> 00:01:46,058 Mozart, Bach, and Chopin for Beginners." 55 00:01:46,060 --> 00:01:48,223 Never pegged you for a music geek. 56 00:01:48,239 --> 00:01:50,676 Yeah, it's for school. Give it back. 57 00:01:50,708 --> 00:01:54,543 Sure, sure. Talk to you later. 58 00:01:55,379 --> 00:01:57,162 I felt bad keeping Owen a secret, 59 00:01:57,164 --> 00:01:58,580 but I didn't want Matty to find out 60 00:01:58,582 --> 00:02:00,465 that I had broken our no hook-up pledge. 61 00:02:00,467 --> 00:02:03,168 And Owen was so young, a sophomore, 62 00:02:03,170 --> 00:02:05,220 which would make me a cougar 63 00:02:05,222 --> 00:02:07,839 at the ripe old age of 17. 64 00:02:07,841 --> 00:02:09,174 [School bell rings] 65 00:02:09,986 --> 00:02:13,094 T, you excited about hearing from SCU? 66 00:02:13,096 --> 00:02:15,397 You must have been dreaming about this day since preschool. 67 00:02:15,399 --> 00:02:17,265 Excited? I'm a Kanye mess. 68 00:02:17,267 --> 00:02:18,284 In case you forgot, 69 00:02:18,310 --> 00:02:21,019 I puked all over my chances of getting into SCU. 70 00:02:21,021 --> 00:02:22,174 Literally. 71 00:02:22,190 --> 00:02:24,065 Okay, so you puked during your interview. 72 00:02:24,067 --> 00:02:25,450 No big deal. 73 00:02:25,451 --> 00:02:27,289 You have a 7.0 GPA. 74 00:02:27,313 --> 00:02:28,612 5.2 weighted. 75 00:02:28,591 --> 00:02:31,024 But it doesn't matter. I'm toast. 76 00:02:31,050 --> 00:02:32,793 You, on the other hand, you killed it. 77 00:02:32,795 --> 00:02:33,965 They loved you. 78 00:02:33,991 --> 00:02:36,547 Your acceptance is practically signed, sealed, delivered, baby. 79 00:02:36,549 --> 00:02:37,548 [Phone chimes] 80 00:02:37,550 --> 00:02:38,633 Oh, my God! 81 00:02:38,635 --> 00:02:40,051 I got into SCU! 82 00:02:40,053 --> 00:02:42,303 Shut up, I got in too! 83 00:02:42,305 --> 00:02:44,722 O to all the mother-effing Gs... I'm in! 84 00:02:44,724 --> 00:02:46,057 Jenna? 85 00:02:46,059 --> 00:02:48,976 Um, does anyone else not have a signal? 86 00:02:48,978 --> 00:02:51,145 [Phones beeping and chiming] 87 00:02:51,147 --> 00:02:53,064 I'm gonna go outside to get a better signal. 88 00:02:55,301 --> 00:02:56,888 My reception was fine. 89 00:02:56,914 --> 00:02:59,071 _ 90 00:02:59,072 --> 00:03:01,405 It was my future that was in the dead zone. 91 00:03:05,745 --> 00:03:09,203 Synced and corrected by Chitorafa www.addic7ed.com 92 00:03:10,125 --> 00:03:11,825 Jenna, that's b-a-n-a-n-a-s 93 00:03:11,827 --> 00:03:13,527 that you haven't heard from SCU yet. 94 00:03:13,529 --> 00:03:14,241 Do you want me to call them? 95 00:03:14,265 --> 00:03:15,631 I have the admissions office phone number. 96 00:03:15,633 --> 00:03:17,358 It's okay. I can wait. 97 00:03:17,639 --> 00:03:19,185 Ha. My first acceptance. 98 00:03:19,187 --> 00:03:20,770 Thank God I'm Tamara Ka-planner 99 00:03:20,772 --> 00:03:22,221 and thought to send notes to SCU 100 00:03:22,223 --> 00:03:24,691 from my GP, obgyn, and my psychologist 101 00:03:24,693 --> 00:03:27,143 explaining that the reason I was so cray during my interview 102 00:03:27,145 --> 00:03:28,728 is 'cause of my Osgood-Schlatter's. 103 00:03:28,730 --> 00:03:30,563 What's Osgood-Schlatter's? 104 00:03:30,565 --> 00:03:32,231 No idea, but it totes worked. 105 00:03:32,233 --> 00:03:33,900 Now I can finally go on snooze cruise control 106 00:03:33,902 --> 00:03:35,893 and get back to my [bleep] it list. 107 00:03:35,919 --> 00:03:38,053 - What's left on there? - Stuff that would eff up 108 00:03:38,055 --> 00:03:39,671 my flawless permanent record. 109 00:03:39,673 --> 00:03:42,557 O.M.G., maybe today will finally be the day 110 00:03:42,559 --> 00:03:44,142 I get my first detention. 111 00:03:44,144 --> 00:03:46,845 Come on, Jenna, let's go be teen trash together. 112 00:03:46,846 --> 00:03:48,262 Uh, rain check. 113 00:03:48,264 --> 00:03:50,014 I'm not really feeling so good. 114 00:03:50,016 --> 00:03:52,066 [School bell rings] 115 00:03:52,068 --> 00:03:54,151 Mom, can you pick me up? 116 00:03:54,153 --> 00:03:55,569 I think I'm sick. 117 00:03:55,571 --> 00:03:58,606 Yeah, you do look awful. 118 00:03:58,608 --> 00:04:00,967 Mom? What are you doing here? 119 00:04:00,998 --> 00:04:02,414 I told you, honey. 120 00:04:02,416 --> 00:04:04,165 We're helping out at the career fair. 121 00:04:04,168 --> 00:04:05,618 I'm passing out maps. 122 00:04:05,620 --> 00:04:07,663 And I'm talking about the window biz. 123 00:04:07,687 --> 00:04:08,772 You can't leave. 124 00:04:08,798 --> 00:04:11,823 Who's gonna help me hold up this gorgeous gal? 125 00:04:12,350 --> 00:04:14,691 Gorgeous and an offer to Stanford. 126 00:04:14,693 --> 00:04:16,326 It's good to be Gabby. 127 00:04:16,328 --> 00:04:18,445 I'd rather be me and Ivy League. 128 00:04:20,332 --> 00:04:21,331 Hey, Gabby. 129 00:04:21,333 --> 00:04:22,749 Not now. 130 00:04:22,751 --> 00:04:25,702 Well, I believe that's a score for Matty McKibben. 131 00:04:25,704 --> 00:04:27,671 Not even in the game, Jacob. 132 00:04:27,673 --> 00:04:29,456 Yeah, that's what I say when I get dissed too. 133 00:04:29,458 --> 00:04:31,791 Your last girlfriend wasn't a psycho. 134 00:04:31,793 --> 00:04:34,010 Okay, not as psycho. 135 00:04:34,012 --> 00:04:36,379 She's hot, but I'm not looking. 136 00:04:36,381 --> 00:04:37,881 You know, I think I had class with her once. 137 00:04:37,883 --> 00:04:39,382 She seemed kinda stuck-up to me. 138 00:04:39,384 --> 00:04:40,467 Kind of? 139 00:04:40,469 --> 00:04:42,269 She is the queen of Intimidation Nation... 140 00:04:42,271 --> 00:04:45,639 those smart jock bitches who spend every waking minute 141 00:04:45,641 --> 00:04:47,057 obsessed with athletics 142 00:04:47,059 --> 00:04:49,392 and acting superior to those who aren't. 143 00:04:49,394 --> 00:04:51,144 Come on, Magic Matty. 144 00:04:51,146 --> 00:04:52,562 Time to dust off the wand. 145 00:04:52,564 --> 00:04:55,232 The Intimidation Nation only date college guys. 146 00:04:55,234 --> 00:04:57,200 You don't stand a chance. 147 00:04:57,202 --> 00:04:59,402 Really. Is that so? 148 00:04:59,404 --> 00:05:01,905 That is quite the nice stroke you got there. 149 00:05:01,907 --> 00:05:03,456 It's Matty. 150 00:05:03,458 --> 00:05:06,326 I know who you are, McKibben. 151 00:05:06,328 --> 00:05:08,128 Poor McKitten. 152 00:05:08,130 --> 00:05:13,049 Looks like she got her ball and yours. 153 00:05:17,348 --> 00:05:19,089 So, Jenna, when I'm enlightening your peeps 154 00:05:19,091 --> 00:05:21,091 on the synergy of style and energy savings 155 00:05:21,093 --> 00:05:23,343 of double-hung sash windows, 156 00:05:23,345 --> 00:05:25,011 you hold up this sample, okay? 157 00:05:25,013 --> 00:05:26,563 Yeah, sure. 158 00:05:26,565 --> 00:05:29,149 Hey, is everything okay? 159 00:05:29,151 --> 00:05:30,734 Actually, Dad, about SCU... 160 00:05:30,736 --> 00:05:33,069 Wait, let me guess. You haven't heard back yet. 161 00:05:33,071 --> 00:05:35,488 Well, don't worry, I got my acceptance late too. 162 00:05:35,490 --> 00:05:37,467 - Doesn't mean anything. - J! 163 00:05:37,491 --> 00:05:39,991 Hey, Valerie, quick question. 164 00:05:39,993 --> 00:05:42,871 Do colleges ever change their mind after a rejection? 165 00:05:42,897 --> 00:05:44,462 I'm just asking for a friend. 166 00:05:44,882 --> 00:05:46,665 Oh. No, never. 167 00:05:46,667 --> 00:05:49,752 No, that ship has sailed into the deep blue sea. 168 00:05:50,370 --> 00:05:53,172 Then I was sinking faster than the Titanic. 169 00:05:53,860 --> 00:05:55,117 Hey, Jenna. 170 00:05:55,143 --> 00:05:56,842 Uh, when you're done with that book, 171 00:05:56,844 --> 00:05:59,311 would you wanna go see some classical music with me? 172 00:05:59,313 --> 00:06:01,680 I can't go out with you, Owen. 173 00:06:01,682 --> 00:06:02,598 But why? 174 00:06:02,624 --> 00:06:04,767 I mean, I just kinda thought that you liked me, 175 00:06:04,769 --> 00:06:06,435 and, I mean, we had fun together, didn't we? 176 00:06:06,437 --> 00:06:09,021 - We did and I do, but... - But what? 177 00:06:09,023 --> 00:06:11,357 I can't really give you a good reason, okay? 178 00:06:11,359 --> 00:06:12,478 Except for that sometimes 179 00:06:12,509 --> 00:06:14,059 things don't work out the way you want 180 00:06:14,061 --> 00:06:15,477 no matter how badly you want them too. 181 00:06:15,480 --> 00:06:17,347 It doesn't matter if you work your ass off 182 00:06:17,349 --> 00:06:19,015 or you give an amazing interview 183 00:06:19,017 --> 00:06:20,316 or you have an alum parent. 184 00:06:20,318 --> 00:06:21,517 You can still get rejected, okay? 185 00:06:21,519 --> 00:06:23,152 And that's just the way it is. 186 00:06:23,154 --> 00:06:24,654 It happens to everyone. 187 00:06:24,656 --> 00:06:28,024 And I'm sorry, but I just can't help it. 188 00:06:35,189 --> 00:06:36,688 Hey. 189 00:06:36,690 --> 00:06:39,191 Hey, I heard you already signed a letter of intent 190 00:06:39,193 --> 00:06:40,692 to play tennis at Stanford. 191 00:06:40,694 --> 00:06:43,362 That's huge. Congrats. 192 00:06:43,364 --> 00:06:46,198 It's cute that you think flattering me 193 00:06:46,200 --> 00:06:48,584 will make me want to talk to you. 194 00:06:48,586 --> 00:06:50,118 "Cute"? 195 00:06:50,120 --> 00:06:52,037 Does that mean it's working? 196 00:06:52,354 --> 00:06:53,789 Nope. 197 00:06:56,210 --> 00:06:57,342 Strike two, buddy. 198 00:06:57,344 --> 00:06:58,710 Hey, kids. 199 00:06:58,712 --> 00:07:02,047 Please welcome to the stage a PHHs alum. 200 00:07:02,049 --> 00:07:03,765 She is brilliant. 201 00:07:03,767 --> 00:07:05,467 She is successful. 202 00:07:05,469 --> 00:07:06,802 She's got a great set of gams. 203 00:07:06,804 --> 00:07:09,855 She's... me, Valerie Marks. 204 00:07:09,857 --> 00:07:11,056 - [Laughs] - [Students groan] 205 00:07:11,058 --> 00:07:13,525 Oh, how I wish that were true. 206 00:07:13,527 --> 00:07:16,695 It's corporate lawyer, Natalie Thompson. 207 00:07:19,450 --> 00:07:21,400 Thanks, Val. It's truly an honor 208 00:07:21,402 --> 00:07:22,901 to be back at PHHs. 209 00:07:25,539 --> 00:07:27,072 What a lot of people don't understand 210 00:07:27,074 --> 00:07:30,575 about people who broker and install custom windows 211 00:07:30,577 --> 00:07:32,911 is that we're very creative. 212 00:07:32,913 --> 00:07:34,913 [Ahem] 213 00:07:34,915 --> 00:07:37,749 My lovely daughter, Jenna, acting as my assistant today. 214 00:07:37,751 --> 00:07:39,751 She might even want to take over the family business 215 00:07:39,753 --> 00:07:42,671 after she graduates from my Alma mater, SCU. 216 00:07:42,673 --> 00:07:43,922 Right, honey? 217 00:07:43,924 --> 00:07:46,425 Now what window do you think would look better 218 00:07:46,427 --> 00:07:48,093 in a ranch style home? 219 00:07:48,095 --> 00:07:51,063 This one or... this one? 220 00:07:51,065 --> 00:07:52,347 Lame. 221 00:07:52,349 --> 00:07:56,518 I thought this was Microsoft Windows. 222 00:07:58,522 --> 00:08:00,322 Take a year off after high school 223 00:08:00,324 --> 00:08:01,657 and help spread the word of Jesus Christ 224 00:08:01,659 --> 00:08:04,860 in super fun places like Uganda and Detroit. 225 00:08:04,862 --> 00:08:06,411 [Sighs] 226 00:08:06,413 --> 00:08:08,163 I really hope people come experience hell tent 227 00:08:08,165 --> 00:08:10,582 and want to become missionaries like Mommy and Daddy. 228 00:08:10,584 --> 00:08:12,951 - [Ominous organ chords] - _ 229 00:08:12,953 --> 00:08:14,920 It's quite a fascinating ritual. 230 00:08:14,922 --> 00:08:17,039 It's not a ritual. Hell tent shows non-believers 231 00:08:17,041 --> 00:08:19,591 what happens in the afterlife if you don't accept J.C. 232 00:08:19,593 --> 00:08:21,426 [Inhales] I play the guardian angel 233 00:08:21,428 --> 00:08:23,929 who steers them on the path of righteousness. 234 00:08:23,931 --> 00:08:26,515 Actually, there's been a change of plans, cupcake. 235 00:08:26,517 --> 00:08:30,719 - [Ominous organ chords] - _ 236 00:08:30,721 --> 00:08:32,691 [Drums beating] 237 00:08:32,717 --> 00:08:33,527 _ 238 00:08:33,553 --> 00:08:34,457 _ 239 00:08:34,482 --> 00:08:35,136 _ 240 00:08:35,162 --> 00:08:35,902 _ 241 00:08:35,927 --> 00:08:36,776 _ 242 00:08:36,777 --> 00:08:38,477 - _ - [Grunts] 243 00:08:38,479 --> 00:08:41,396 - Now, kids, this is what happens - _ 244 00:08:41,398 --> 00:08:44,066 - when you're unable to resist Tyler. - _ 245 00:08:44,068 --> 00:08:47,486 Oops, I mean lust. 246 00:08:47,488 --> 00:08:51,373 You shall hate the whore and make her, like, 247 00:08:51,375 --> 00:08:52,824 really desolate. 248 00:08:52,826 --> 00:08:56,628 Then you'll eat her flesh and burn her with fire? 249 00:08:56,630 --> 00:08:58,997 Ew, that's not going to really happen to me, is it? 250 00:08:58,999 --> 00:09:00,499 We'll see. 251 00:09:00,501 --> 00:09:03,301 And this is Jesus Christ. 252 00:09:03,303 --> 00:09:06,671 [Dramatic music] 253 00:09:06,673 --> 00:09:08,724 If thou shalt disobey me ever, 254 00:09:08,726 --> 00:09:11,176 I will see to it that you all go to hell. 255 00:09:11,178 --> 00:09:13,512 So don't swear, don't drink, 256 00:09:13,514 --> 00:09:17,265 and never, ever wear those horrific outfits 257 00:09:17,267 --> 00:09:19,434 in my presence again. 258 00:09:19,436 --> 00:09:21,686 Jesus says, "you're welcome." 259 00:09:21,688 --> 00:09:22,854 Gosh, 260 00:09:22,856 --> 00:09:24,656 where's your father when you need him? 261 00:09:24,658 --> 00:09:27,993 Honey, sweetheart, I am so sorry I'm late. 262 00:09:27,995 --> 00:09:29,694 That massage was so deep, 263 00:09:29,696 --> 00:09:31,747 I just dozed off right there on the table. 264 00:09:31,749 --> 00:09:33,915 I'm just glad you made it. 265 00:09:33,917 --> 00:09:35,083 Do you like my costume? 266 00:09:35,085 --> 00:09:36,118 It's cute, huh? 267 00:09:36,120 --> 00:09:37,586 Sure, sure. 268 00:09:37,588 --> 00:09:39,371 But, Tyler, wowza! 269 00:09:39,373 --> 00:09:41,006 You must be lust. 270 00:09:41,008 --> 00:09:42,507 Indeed I am. 271 00:09:42,509 --> 00:09:44,209 Doesn't he fit the part perfectly? 272 00:09:44,211 --> 00:09:47,546 Oh, here, Tyler. Spray on some oil. 273 00:09:47,548 --> 00:09:51,049 Lust should be all hot and sweaty. 274 00:09:51,051 --> 00:09:53,635 [Giggles] 275 00:09:53,637 --> 00:09:55,637 Lissa, when are you going to tell your mom 276 00:09:55,639 --> 00:09:57,556 that your dad is a big gay gay? 277 00:09:57,558 --> 00:09:59,224 That was a one-time thing, Sadie. 278 00:09:59,226 --> 00:10:01,226 I think he was just confused. 279 00:10:01,228 --> 00:10:04,813 Can't be easy to come out to a judgmental slore like your mom. 280 00:10:04,815 --> 00:10:06,314 My mom's not judgmental. 281 00:10:06,316 --> 00:10:07,983 She just knows right from wrong. 282 00:10:07,985 --> 00:10:10,652 She's punishing you for having feelings for Tyler 283 00:10:10,654 --> 00:10:14,656 when there's nothing wrong with it. 284 00:10:14,658 --> 00:10:17,292 And I thought my family was [bleep] up. 285 00:10:17,294 --> 00:10:20,128 As a woman, it can be difficult 286 00:10:20,130 --> 00:10:21,713 being in an all-boys club. 287 00:10:21,715 --> 00:10:26,301 But in the end, hard work is what will bring you success, 288 00:10:26,303 --> 00:10:27,919 not your gender. 289 00:10:31,175 --> 00:10:32,424 I got to go. 290 00:10:32,426 --> 00:10:34,759 Where are you going? 291 00:10:34,761 --> 00:10:36,812 Jake? 292 00:10:36,814 --> 00:10:38,313 What are you doing here? 293 00:10:38,315 --> 00:10:39,598 You stalking me? 294 00:10:39,600 --> 00:10:40,649 [Chuckles] 295 00:10:40,651 --> 00:10:44,102 No, I, um... I have a booth. 296 00:10:44,104 --> 00:10:45,403 Really? Where? 297 00:10:45,405 --> 00:10:46,905 Um... 298 00:10:46,907 --> 00:10:50,275 I just wanted to say wow, what a wonderful speech. 299 00:10:50,277 --> 00:10:52,360 And as a fellow feminist in the struggle, 300 00:10:52,362 --> 00:10:56,531 I applaud you for being such a bad-ass. 301 00:10:56,533 --> 00:10:58,667 And you, Mr. Rosati, 302 00:10:58,669 --> 00:11:00,085 I'll be seeing in detention later. 303 00:11:00,087 --> 00:11:02,621 Pantsing a freshman in gym class? 304 00:11:02,623 --> 00:11:04,873 Very original. 305 00:11:06,343 --> 00:11:08,426 Uh... I know you must be 306 00:11:08,428 --> 00:11:10,262 really confused right now, 307 00:11:10,264 --> 00:11:14,516 but I can explain. I... 308 00:11:14,518 --> 00:11:15,884 We can't talk here. 309 00:11:15,886 --> 00:11:19,554 Meet me at my car in an hour. 310 00:11:19,556 --> 00:11:21,189 Was that your new year's MILF? 311 00:11:21,191 --> 00:11:22,557 Oh, yeah. 312 00:11:22,559 --> 00:11:25,193 I think you're the one with a little crush. 313 00:11:25,195 --> 00:11:26,611 [Chuckles] 314 00:11:27,865 --> 00:11:30,448 Jenna, that author, Samantha Perry, is here. 315 00:11:30,450 --> 00:11:32,784 She went to PHHs and SCU. 316 00:11:32,786 --> 00:11:33,952 Aren't you a fan of hers? 317 00:11:33,954 --> 00:11:36,821 Yes. Dad, please spare me. 318 00:11:36,823 --> 00:11:39,908 I can spare me. Let's go. 319 00:11:42,996 --> 00:11:44,996 Sign me up for the next season of 320 00:11:44,998 --> 00:11:46,715 The Bad Girls Club, 'cause I just did three things 321 00:11:46,717 --> 00:11:49,000 on my [bleep] it list at once. [Chuckles] 322 00:11:49,002 --> 00:11:50,218 Cut class, check. 323 00:11:50,220 --> 00:11:51,670 Break dress code, check. 324 00:11:51,672 --> 00:11:53,388 And smoke an e-cig in the sanctuary, 325 00:11:53,390 --> 00:11:54,589 hell, yeah, check. 326 00:11:54,591 --> 00:11:58,176 Oh. Hi, Mr. and Mrs. Hamilton. 327 00:11:58,178 --> 00:12:01,146 So, Jenna, is SCU still being a distant diva? 328 00:12:01,148 --> 00:12:06,768 Hey. My daughter Jenna, two NS, loves your work. 329 00:12:06,770 --> 00:12:08,853 She wants to be a writer just like you 330 00:12:08,855 --> 00:12:10,488 - when she grows up. - Mom, stop. 331 00:12:10,490 --> 00:12:11,569 Aw, that's great. 332 00:12:11,595 --> 00:12:14,659 She's planning on studying creative writing at SCU. 333 00:12:14,661 --> 00:12:16,027 - Yeah! - Oh, wow. 334 00:12:16,029 --> 00:12:17,412 They have an incredible program. 335 00:12:17,414 --> 00:12:19,414 They whipped my butt into shape. 336 00:12:19,416 --> 00:12:21,283 - Oh. [Chuckles] - Mom, stop. 337 00:12:21,285 --> 00:12:24,119 "Dear, Jenna, congrats on SCU." [Chuckles] 338 00:12:24,121 --> 00:12:24,920 Isn't that sweet? 339 00:12:24,922 --> 00:12:26,538 I didn't get in, okay? 340 00:12:26,540 --> 00:12:29,558 I didn't get in to SCU. 341 00:12:33,046 --> 00:12:36,348 Oh, no, your friend and now you too? 342 00:12:36,350 --> 00:12:38,800 Oh, bummer. 343 00:12:40,479 --> 00:12:42,312 Why didn't you tell us about SCU? 344 00:12:42,314 --> 00:12:44,770 Uh, that's why. That's why I didn't tell you. 345 00:12:44,796 --> 00:12:46,316 Because the look Dad's giving me. 346 00:12:46,318 --> 00:12:47,284 What look? 347 00:12:47,286 --> 00:12:49,465 The look of utter disappointment. 348 00:12:51,406 --> 00:12:53,039 Jenna, I'm so sorry. 349 00:12:53,041 --> 00:12:54,457 I can't believe you didn't get in. 350 00:12:54,459 --> 00:12:56,543 Me either. You puked on someone's desk 351 00:12:56,545 --> 00:12:57,661 and you made the cut. 352 00:12:57,663 --> 00:12:58,712 Doesn't seem fair, does it? 353 00:12:58,714 --> 00:13:00,213 Slow your roll, cowgirl. 354 00:13:00,215 --> 00:13:02,382 I worked my type-a ass off for four years. 355 00:13:02,384 --> 00:13:04,301 You just got your [bleep] together four months ago. 356 00:13:04,303 --> 00:13:06,002 Sorry, I couldn't tell if it was the four years 357 00:13:06,004 --> 00:13:08,338 of hard work or the BS doctor notes you sent in. 358 00:13:08,340 --> 00:13:10,173 Okay, I'm going to go before you say 359 00:13:10,175 --> 00:13:11,258 something else you'll regret. 360 00:13:11,260 --> 00:13:13,102 Call me when you calm down. 361 00:13:13,128 --> 00:13:14,394 You need to calm down. 362 00:13:14,396 --> 00:13:15,428 I can't, Tyler! 363 00:13:15,430 --> 00:13:16,384 Sadie's right. 364 00:13:16,410 --> 00:13:19,149 Everyone in my family is a giant liar. 365 00:13:23,021 --> 00:13:24,938 Children, where are you? 366 00:13:24,940 --> 00:13:27,440 A new crop of sinners have arrived. 367 00:13:29,328 --> 00:13:30,327 Sorry. 368 00:13:30,329 --> 00:13:33,330 Tyler and I had to... go potty. 369 00:13:35,083 --> 00:13:36,366 That's it. 370 00:13:36,368 --> 00:13:37,951 If you won't listen to your parents, 371 00:13:37,953 --> 00:13:40,036 you're going to a Christian boarding school, 372 00:13:40,038 --> 00:13:42,706 where you will listen to God. 373 00:13:45,210 --> 00:13:48,378 I'm sorry if my relationship with Tyler upsets you guys. 374 00:13:48,380 --> 00:13:50,213 But I'd rather go to boarding school 375 00:13:50,215 --> 00:13:52,632 than not be open about the person I love. 376 00:13:52,634 --> 00:13:55,685 A life where you can't be honest about who you are 377 00:13:55,687 --> 00:14:00,890 is like living in a stupid hell tent of your own making. 378 00:14:04,279 --> 00:14:06,896 Lovebun, there's something I've got to tell you. 379 00:14:06,898 --> 00:14:08,565 What is it, Joe? 380 00:14:08,567 --> 00:14:09,899 Well... 381 00:14:09,901 --> 00:14:12,202 Wow, this is a lot harder than I thought. 382 00:14:12,204 --> 00:14:14,120 For the love of Christ, just say it, darling. 383 00:14:14,122 --> 00:14:15,538 Satan has made me afflicted 384 00:14:15,540 --> 00:14:17,874 with a very powerful attraction to men. 385 00:14:17,876 --> 00:14:19,008 But don't worry. 386 00:14:19,034 --> 00:14:21,544 Because I have decided to attend a Christian retreat 387 00:14:21,546 --> 00:14:24,247 where they can cure homosexuality. 388 00:14:24,249 --> 00:14:25,415 Because I'll do whatever it takes 389 00:14:25,417 --> 00:14:26,916 to keep this family together. 390 00:14:26,918 --> 00:14:29,169 Even if it means spending hours of repentance 391 00:14:29,171 --> 00:14:32,222 with other wayward men. 392 00:14:32,224 --> 00:14:33,089 [Sobs] 393 00:14:33,091 --> 00:14:36,893 Shh, shh, shh, shh. Hey, 394 00:14:36,895 --> 00:14:39,813 I'll be a missionary. 395 00:14:39,815 --> 00:14:42,932 It'll be fun. 396 00:14:47,259 --> 00:14:48,959 Hey. 397 00:14:49,274 --> 00:14:50,106 Hey. 398 00:14:50,108 --> 00:14:51,741 Can I sit down? 399 00:14:51,743 --> 00:14:53,276 Sure. 400 00:14:56,164 --> 00:14:57,947 I know you're bummed you didn't get into SCU. 401 00:14:57,949 --> 00:14:59,616 But here's the silver lining: 402 00:14:59,618 --> 00:15:02,535 All the pain you're feeling will fuel your writing. 403 00:15:02,537 --> 00:15:05,088 But how much pain is a writer supposed to take? 404 00:15:05,090 --> 00:15:07,207 I mean, I'm not even out of high school yet, 405 00:15:07,209 --> 00:15:09,125 and I already feel like I've had my fill. 406 00:15:09,127 --> 00:15:10,627 [Chuckles] A lot. 407 00:15:10,629 --> 00:15:13,546 Being a professional writer is a freaking nightmare. 408 00:15:13,548 --> 00:15:15,515 It's filled with never-ending rejection. 409 00:15:15,517 --> 00:15:17,467 Only an insane person would pursue it. 410 00:15:17,469 --> 00:15:20,637 But guess what? I didn't have a choice. 411 00:15:20,639 --> 00:15:23,139 Telling stories is the only way I know how 412 00:15:23,141 --> 00:15:26,443 to make sense of the world around me. 413 00:15:26,445 --> 00:15:29,646 Don't you feel the same way? 414 00:15:29,648 --> 00:15:30,947 Yeah, I guess I do. 415 00:15:30,949 --> 00:15:33,483 Then you're going to be fine. 416 00:15:33,485 --> 00:15:36,486 I'm not worried about you, Jenna. 417 00:15:37,572 --> 00:15:39,956 Thank you. 418 00:15:39,958 --> 00:15:41,658 Listen, Jake, if I had known 419 00:15:41,660 --> 00:15:43,576 you were in high school, I never would have kissed you. 420 00:15:43,578 --> 00:15:45,078 I'm sorry for not telling you. 421 00:15:45,080 --> 00:15:48,047 [Chuckles] It's just you're so hot. 422 00:15:48,049 --> 00:15:50,333 I-I got caught up in the moment. 423 00:15:50,335 --> 00:15:52,001 You're a good-looking young man. 424 00:15:52,003 --> 00:15:54,504 I just can't believe you're so young. 425 00:15:54,506 --> 00:15:56,055 I'm not that young. I'm 18. 426 00:15:56,057 --> 00:15:58,508 But I get it, and I'll see you around. 427 00:15:58,510 --> 00:16:00,260 Wait, you're 18? 428 00:16:00,262 --> 00:16:01,344 Yeah. 429 00:16:01,346 --> 00:16:02,679 Oh, thank God. 430 00:16:02,681 --> 00:16:04,564 Oh, that means we can't get in trouble, right? 431 00:16:04,566 --> 00:16:09,185 Legally we're fine. Morally... Eh. 432 00:16:11,823 --> 00:16:14,324 What? 433 00:16:14,326 --> 00:16:15,442 Come on. 434 00:16:15,444 --> 00:16:16,943 Oh, screw it. 435 00:16:23,034 --> 00:16:24,284 Thanks for the ride home. 436 00:16:24,286 --> 00:16:27,620 Yeah, no worries. 437 00:16:27,622 --> 00:16:29,589 Are you okay? 438 00:16:29,591 --> 00:16:31,124 You seem a little bummed. 439 00:16:31,126 --> 00:16:33,877 Yeah, I guess I've just been a little down on myself lately. 440 00:16:33,879 --> 00:16:35,261 Yeah, me too. 441 00:16:35,263 --> 00:16:38,715 In fact, I was going to ask you something. 442 00:16:38,717 --> 00:16:41,551 Why did you go out with me? 443 00:16:41,553 --> 00:16:42,552 Don't play dumb. 444 00:16:42,554 --> 00:16:44,020 I'm not. 445 00:16:44,022 --> 00:16:45,271 You know why. 446 00:16:45,273 --> 00:16:46,890 Because you're Matty McKibben. 447 00:16:46,892 --> 00:16:48,274 Thanks, but apparently 448 00:16:48,276 --> 00:16:49,692 that's not good enough for Gabby. 449 00:16:49,694 --> 00:16:51,444 You mean Intimidation Nation Gabby? 450 00:16:51,446 --> 00:16:52,979 Okay, is there like a club 451 00:16:52,981 --> 00:16:54,564 where you guys meet and name everything? 452 00:16:54,566 --> 00:16:57,400 I thought you weren't doing relationships this year. 453 00:16:57,402 --> 00:16:58,985 Who said relationships? 454 00:16:58,987 --> 00:17:00,787 I can barely get the girl to talk to me. 455 00:17:00,789 --> 00:17:02,872 I mean, what the [bleep]? 456 00:17:02,874 --> 00:17:05,124 I mean, did I peak junior year or something? 457 00:17:05,126 --> 00:17:07,660 [Chuckles] 458 00:17:07,662 --> 00:17:09,746 Matty, I didn't get into SCU. 459 00:17:09,748 --> 00:17:12,465 Aw, I'm sorry. 460 00:17:12,467 --> 00:17:14,167 I think they get their answers out so early 461 00:17:14,169 --> 00:17:16,383 because they just toss a coin. 462 00:17:16,409 --> 00:17:18,755 Come on, you haven't even heard from the best schools yet. 463 00:17:18,757 --> 00:17:20,006 And you know what? 464 00:17:20,008 --> 00:17:22,392 I really think you dodged a bullet. 465 00:17:22,394 --> 00:17:23,296 Why? 466 00:17:23,322 --> 00:17:24,843 Dude, have you seen their school mascot? 467 00:17:24,867 --> 00:17:26,598 It's a fricking moth. 468 00:17:26,624 --> 00:17:30,338 How embarrassing is that? [Chuckles] 469 00:17:30,340 --> 00:17:32,039 Well, thanks. 470 00:17:32,041 --> 00:17:34,091 - Do you want to come in? - I can't. 471 00:17:34,093 --> 00:17:36,344 I will be at home trying to figure out 472 00:17:36,346 --> 00:17:39,380 how to get my swag back. 473 00:17:39,382 --> 00:17:40,715 Okay. 474 00:17:40,717 --> 00:17:43,184 Well, I'll talk to you later. 475 00:17:43,186 --> 00:17:44,635 Bye. 476 00:17:44,637 --> 00:17:46,220 I can preach 477 00:17:46,222 --> 00:17:49,056 Take me with you when you go 478 00:17:49,058 --> 00:17:51,275 With no plans of platonic Matty distraction, 479 00:17:51,277 --> 00:17:52,610 it was time to move on 480 00:17:52,612 --> 00:17:55,863 and push eject on this day of rejection. 481 00:17:56,566 --> 00:17:58,915 Yes, her name is Jenna with two NS. 482 00:17:58,941 --> 00:18:01,058 I'd like to talk to the director of admissions, please. 483 00:18:01,084 --> 00:18:04,202 You made a big mistake, buddy. Big. 484 00:18:04,204 --> 00:18:06,504 Mom, Dad, put the phone down now. 485 00:18:09,459 --> 00:18:11,876 Look, we're sorry, honey. We didn't mean to embarrass you. 486 00:18:11,878 --> 00:18:14,596 We just wanted to know why you didn't get in. 487 00:18:14,598 --> 00:18:17,215 I wish I could send that admissions board 488 00:18:17,217 --> 00:18:19,634 a big steaming pile of [bleep]! 489 00:18:19,636 --> 00:18:21,686 You guys, it's okay. 490 00:18:21,688 --> 00:18:23,855 It's not SCU's fault, it's mine. 491 00:18:23,857 --> 00:18:27,275 Let's be honest, my junior year grades were not great, 492 00:18:27,277 --> 00:18:29,694 and I didn't have any extracurricular activities 493 00:18:29,696 --> 00:18:31,146 until this year. 494 00:18:31,609 --> 00:18:33,025 I understand their decision. 495 00:18:33,538 --> 00:18:35,761 So thank you, Dad, for driving me up to campus 496 00:18:35,781 --> 00:18:37,247 and showing me around 497 00:18:37,249 --> 00:18:40,868 and, Mom, for being there and supporting me. 498 00:18:41,425 --> 00:18:44,204 Now, let's just forget it, okay? 499 00:18:44,206 --> 00:18:46,039 [Sniffs] 500 00:18:46,041 --> 00:18:47,758 Wow, I'm so proud of you. 501 00:18:47,760 --> 00:18:51,211 You're handling this rejection very well. 502 00:18:51,213 --> 00:18:54,097 Well, if I'm going to be a writer, 503 00:18:54,099 --> 00:18:57,518 I better get used to it. 504 00:18:57,520 --> 00:19:00,637 It was then that I realized rejection is easier to accept 505 00:19:00,639 --> 00:19:03,807 when you're honest with yourself about the reasons why. 506 00:19:03,809 --> 00:19:06,894 And I knew someone who really deserved some clarity. 507 00:19:06,896 --> 00:19:08,645 Listen, I'm sorry to be such a stalker 508 00:19:08,647 --> 00:19:10,197 and show up at your house like this, 509 00:19:10,199 --> 00:19:11,648 but I tried to talk to you at school... 510 00:19:11,650 --> 00:19:13,867 Jenna, it's... it's okay. What's up? 511 00:19:13,869 --> 00:19:17,237 I'm sorry about what happened earlier. 512 00:19:17,239 --> 00:19:20,324 I had a really bad day and I took it out on you, 513 00:19:20,326 --> 00:19:22,543 and you didn't deserve that. 514 00:19:22,545 --> 00:19:24,411 What happened? 515 00:19:24,413 --> 00:19:28,215 I didn't get into SCU. 516 00:19:28,217 --> 00:19:30,834 Oh, man, I-I'm sorry. 517 00:19:30,836 --> 00:19:32,169 It's fine. 518 00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:34,638 I have accepted it and I'm moving on. 519 00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:36,807 Good. You can't let some dumb people 520 00:19:36,809 --> 00:19:38,708 on a college acceptance board have, like, 521 00:19:38,734 --> 00:19:40,745 total power over your feelings. 522 00:19:41,378 --> 00:19:44,206 - It's hard not to. - Jenna, I've been told "no" 523 00:19:44,208 --> 00:19:46,208 more times than I can count. 524 00:19:46,210 --> 00:19:48,243 Like, pretty recently. 525 00:19:48,904 --> 00:19:51,146 So, yeah, you know, it sucks for a minute, 526 00:19:51,148 --> 00:19:53,883 but then, I don't know, I get a feeling 527 00:19:53,885 --> 00:19:55,718 that it'll all work out. 528 00:20:01,274 --> 00:20:04,659 And I'm not just gonna stop going after the things I want. 529 00:20:04,661 --> 00:20:07,229 So you shouldn't either, okay? 530 00:20:07,231 --> 00:20:09,597 I won't. I promise. 531 00:20:09,599 --> 00:20:10,832 Okay. 532 00:20:13,502 --> 00:20:16,671 Whoa. Who knew Owen was this confident? 533 00:20:16,673 --> 00:20:18,873 It felt so good to have him believe in me. 534 00:20:18,875 --> 00:20:21,976 It felt... so good. 535 00:20:21,978 --> 00:20:24,278 Wow, really good. 536 00:20:24,280 --> 00:20:27,014 I'll get you started 537 00:20:27,483 --> 00:20:29,983 Synced and corrected by Chitorafa www.addic7ed.com 538 00:20:30,033 --> 00:20:34,583 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 37587

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