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Previously on Awkward...
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Neither of us hooks up.
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If we see the other flirting,
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then we swoop in and stop it
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- like a...
- Reverse wingman.
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I'm Natalie. Come upstairs?
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Daddy, what's going on?
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- Have you guys seen Matty?
- He took off
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with some older chick.
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Greetings, PHHsers!
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Come on down to the career fair today
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and find out if you have good reason
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to be scared out of your gourds.
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Today was the day
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that SCU sent out their
admission decisions.
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Any minute now, I'd receive an email
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that could change my life forever.
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And the great thing about it?
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I wasn't scared.
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I'd kicked ass in my interview
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and aced the last semester.
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Life was...
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Jenna. How's it going?
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A real bitch sometimes.
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Oh, it's... it's Owen.
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We kissed on New Year's Eve.
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Yeah, yeah, right. I knew that.
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You had no idea I went here, did you?
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Not until I saw you at the
cafeteria a couple days ago.
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I'm sorry.
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But I'm only two grades below you.
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Wow! Did you go through a growth spurt?
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A big one, last summer.
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Yeah, it was, uh, very painful.
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So listen, um, you know how you told me
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that you wished you knew
more about classical music?
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Sure.
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Cool. Well, I, um...
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got you the perfect book to read.
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Wow.
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Thank you, Owen.
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That is so sweet.
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Okay, well, I, uh... I better get running.
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All right, well, uh, talk soon, I hope.
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Mm-hmm.
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Hey!
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Whatcha reading?
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It's nothing.
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Oh, come on, let me see it.
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- No.
- Let me see it.
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- No.
- Let me see.
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- Stop it! Stop...
- What...
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"Cracking the Classics:
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Mozart, Bach, and Chopin for Beginners."
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Never pegged you for a music geek.
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Yeah, it's for school. Give it back.
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Sure, sure. Talk to you later.
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I felt bad keeping Owen a secret,
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but I didn't want Matty to find out
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that I had broken our no hook-up pledge.
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And Owen was so young, a sophomore,
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which would make me a cougar
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at the ripe old age of 17.
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[School bell rings]
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T, you excited about hearing from SCU?
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You must have been dreaming
about this day since preschool.
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Excited? I'm a Kanye mess.
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In case you forgot,
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I puked all over my
chances of getting into SCU.
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Literally.
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Okay, so you puked during your interview.
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No big deal.
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You have a 7.0 GPA.
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5.2 weighted.
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But it doesn't matter. I'm toast.
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You, on the other hand, you killed it.
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They loved you.
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Your acceptance is practically
signed, sealed, delivered, baby.
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[Phone chimes]
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Oh, my God!
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I got into SCU!
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Shut up, I got in too!
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O to all the mother-effing Gs... I'm in!
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Jenna?
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Um, does anyone else not have a signal?
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[Phones beeping and chiming]
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I'm gonna go outside
to get a better signal.
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My reception was fine.
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_
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It was my future that
was in the dead zone.
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Synced and corrected by Chitorafa
www.addic7ed.com
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Jenna, that's b-a-n-a-n-a-s
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that you haven't heard from SCU yet.
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Do you want me to call them?
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I have the admissions office phone number.
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It's okay. I can wait.
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Ha. My first acceptance.
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Thank God I'm Tamara Ka-planner
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and thought to send notes to SCU
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from my GP, obgyn, and my psychologist
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explaining that the reason I
was so cray during my interview
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is 'cause of my Osgood-Schlatter's.
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What's Osgood-Schlatter's?
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No idea, but it totes worked.
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Now I can finally go
on snooze cruise control
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and get back to my [bleep] it list.
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- What's left on there?
- Stuff that would eff up
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my flawless permanent record.
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O.M.G., maybe today
will finally be the day
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I get my first detention.
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Come on, Jenna, let's go
be teen trash together.
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Uh, rain check.
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I'm not really feeling so good.
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[School bell rings]
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Mom, can you pick me up?
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I think I'm sick.
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Yeah, you do look awful.
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Mom? What are you doing here?
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I told you, honey.
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We're helping out at the career fair.
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I'm passing out maps.
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And I'm talking about the window biz.
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You can't leave.
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Who's gonna help me hold
up this gorgeous gal?
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Gorgeous and an offer to Stanford.
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It's good to be Gabby.
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I'd rather be me and Ivy League.
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Hey, Gabby.
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Not now.
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Well, I believe that's a
score for Matty McKibben.
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Not even in the game, Jacob.
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Yeah, that's what I say
when I get dissed too.
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Your last girlfriend wasn't a psycho.
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Okay, not as psycho.
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She's hot, but I'm not looking.
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You know, I think I
had class with her once.
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She seemed kinda stuck-up to me.
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Kind of?
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She is the queen of Intimidation Nation...
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those smart jock bitches
who spend every waking minute
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obsessed with athletics
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and acting superior to those who aren't.
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Come on, Magic Matty.
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Time to dust off the wand.
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The Intimidation Nation
only date college guys.
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You don't stand a chance.
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Really. Is that so?
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That is quite the nice
stroke you got there.
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It's Matty.
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I know who you are, McKibben.
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Poor McKitten.
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Looks like she got her ball and yours.
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So, Jenna, when I'm
enlightening your peeps
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on the synergy of style and energy savings
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of double-hung sash windows,
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you hold up this sample, okay?
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Yeah, sure.
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Hey, is everything okay?
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Actually, Dad, about SCU...
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Wait, let me guess. You
haven't heard back yet.
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Well, don't worry, I got
my acceptance late too.
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- Doesn't mean anything.
- J!
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Hey, Valerie, quick question.
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Do colleges ever change
their mind after a rejection?
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I'm just asking for a friend.
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Oh. No, never.
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No, that ship has sailed
into the deep blue sea.
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Then I was sinking faster
than the Titanic.
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Hey, Jenna.
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Uh, when you're done with that book,
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would you wanna go see some
classical music with me?
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I can't go out with you, Owen.
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But why?
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I mean, I just kinda
thought that you liked me,
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and, I mean, we had
fun together, didn't we?
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- We did and I do, but...
- But what?
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I can't really give
you a good reason, okay?
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Except for that sometimes
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things don't work out the way you want
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no matter how badly you want them too.
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It doesn't matter if you work your ass off
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or you give an amazing interview
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or you have an alum parent.
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You can still get rejected, okay?
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And that's just the way it is.
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It happens to everyone.
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And I'm sorry, but I just can't help it.
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Hey.
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Hey, I heard you already
signed a letter of intent
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to play tennis at Stanford.
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That's huge. Congrats.
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It's cute that you think flattering me
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will make me want to talk to you.
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"Cute"?
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Does that mean it's working?
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Nope.
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Strike two, buddy.
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Hey, kids.
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Please welcome to the stage a PHHs alum.
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She is brilliant.
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She is successful.
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She's got a great set of gams.
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She's... me, Valerie Marks.
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- [Laughs]
- [Students groan]
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Oh, how I wish that were true.
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It's corporate lawyer, Natalie Thompson.
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Thanks, Val. It's truly an honor
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to be back at PHHs.
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What a lot of people don't understand
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about people who broker
and install custom windows
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is that we're very creative.
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[Ahem]
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My lovely daughter, Jenna,
acting as my assistant today.
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She might even want to take
over the family business
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after she graduates
from my Alma mater, SCU.
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Right, honey?
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Now what window do you
think would look better
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in a ranch style home?
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This one or... this one?
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Lame.
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I thought this was Microsoft Windows.
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Take a year off after high school
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and help spread the word of Jesus Christ
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in super fun places
like Uganda and Detroit.
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[Sighs]
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I really hope people
come experience hell tent
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and want to become missionaries
like Mommy and Daddy.
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- [Ominous organ chords]
- _
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It's quite a fascinating ritual.
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It's not a ritual. Hell
tent shows non-believers
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what happens in the afterlife
if you don't accept J.C.
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[Inhales] I play the guardian angel
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who steers them on the
path of righteousness.
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Actually, there's been a
change of plans, cupcake.
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- [Ominous organ chords]
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[Drums beating]
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_
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- _
- [Grunts]
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- Now, kids, this is what happens
- _
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- when you're unable to resist Tyler.
- _
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Oops, I mean lust.
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You shall hate the
whore and make her, like,
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really desolate.
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Then you'll eat her flesh
and burn her with fire?
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Ew, that's not going to
really happen to me, is it?
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We'll see.
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And this is Jesus Christ.
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[Dramatic music]
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If thou shalt disobey me ever,
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I will see to it that you all go to hell.
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So don't swear, don't drink,
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and never, ever wear
those horrific outfits
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in my presence again.
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Jesus says, "you're welcome."
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Gosh,
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where's your father when you need him?
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Honey, sweetheart, I am so sorry I'm late.
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That massage was so deep,
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I just dozed off right there on the table.
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I'm just glad you made it.
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00:09:33,917 --> 00:09:35,083
Do you like my costume?
266
00:09:35,085 --> 00:09:36,118
It's cute, huh?
267
00:09:36,120 --> 00:09:37,586
Sure, sure.
268
00:09:37,588 --> 00:09:39,371
But, Tyler, wowza!
269
00:09:39,373 --> 00:09:41,006
You must be lust.
270
00:09:41,008 --> 00:09:42,507
Indeed I am.
271
00:09:42,509 --> 00:09:44,209
Doesn't he fit the part perfectly?
272
00:09:44,211 --> 00:09:47,546
Oh, here, Tyler. Spray on some oil.
273
00:09:47,548 --> 00:09:51,049
Lust should be all hot and sweaty.
274
00:09:51,051 --> 00:09:53,635
[Giggles]
275
00:09:53,637 --> 00:09:55,637
Lissa, when are you going to tell your mom
276
00:09:55,639 --> 00:09:57,556
that your dad is a big gay gay?
277
00:09:57,558 --> 00:09:59,224
That was a one-time thing, Sadie.
278
00:09:59,226 --> 00:10:01,226
I think he was just confused.
279
00:10:01,228 --> 00:10:04,813
Can't be easy to come out to a
judgmental slore like your mom.
280
00:10:04,815 --> 00:10:06,314
My mom's not judgmental.
281
00:10:06,316 --> 00:10:07,983
She just knows right from wrong.
282
00:10:07,985 --> 00:10:10,652
She's punishing you for
having feelings for Tyler
283
00:10:10,654 --> 00:10:14,656
when there's nothing wrong with it.
284
00:10:14,658 --> 00:10:17,292
And I thought my family was [bleep] up.
285
00:10:17,294 --> 00:10:20,128
As a woman, it can be difficult
286
00:10:20,130 --> 00:10:21,713
being in an all-boys club.
287
00:10:21,715 --> 00:10:26,301
But in the end, hard work is
what will bring you success,
288
00:10:26,303 --> 00:10:27,919
not your gender.
289
00:10:31,175 --> 00:10:32,424
I got to go.
290
00:10:32,426 --> 00:10:34,759
Where are you going?
291
00:10:34,761 --> 00:10:36,812
Jake?
292
00:10:36,814 --> 00:10:38,313
What are you doing here?
293
00:10:38,315 --> 00:10:39,598
You stalking me?
294
00:10:39,600 --> 00:10:40,649
[Chuckles]
295
00:10:40,651 --> 00:10:44,102
No, I, um... I have a booth.
296
00:10:44,104 --> 00:10:45,403
Really? Where?
297
00:10:45,405 --> 00:10:46,905
Um...
298
00:10:46,907 --> 00:10:50,275
I just wanted to say wow,
what a wonderful speech.
299
00:10:50,277 --> 00:10:52,360
And as a fellow feminist in the struggle,
300
00:10:52,362 --> 00:10:56,531
I applaud you for being such a bad-ass.
301
00:10:56,533 --> 00:10:58,667
And you, Mr. Rosati,
302
00:10:58,669 --> 00:11:00,085
I'll be seeing in detention later.
303
00:11:00,087 --> 00:11:02,621
Pantsing a freshman in gym class?
304
00:11:02,623 --> 00:11:04,873
Very original.
305
00:11:06,343 --> 00:11:08,426
Uh... I know you must be
306
00:11:08,428 --> 00:11:10,262
really confused right now,
307
00:11:10,264 --> 00:11:14,516
but I can explain. I...
308
00:11:14,518 --> 00:11:15,884
We can't talk here.
309
00:11:15,886 --> 00:11:19,554
Meet me at my car in an hour.
310
00:11:19,556 --> 00:11:21,189
Was that your new year's MILF?
311
00:11:21,191 --> 00:11:22,557
Oh, yeah.
312
00:11:22,559 --> 00:11:25,193
I think you're the one
with a little crush.
313
00:11:25,195 --> 00:11:26,611
[Chuckles]
314
00:11:27,865 --> 00:11:30,448
Jenna, that author,
Samantha Perry, is here.
315
00:11:30,450 --> 00:11:32,784
She went to PHHs and SCU.
316
00:11:32,786 --> 00:11:33,952
Aren't you a fan of hers?
317
00:11:33,954 --> 00:11:36,821
Yes. Dad, please spare me.
318
00:11:36,823 --> 00:11:39,908
I can spare me. Let's go.
319
00:11:42,996 --> 00:11:44,996
Sign me up for the next season of
320
00:11:44,998 --> 00:11:46,715
The Bad Girls Club, 'cause
I just did three things
321
00:11:46,717 --> 00:11:49,000
on my [bleep] it list at once. [Chuckles]
322
00:11:49,002 --> 00:11:50,218
Cut class, check.
323
00:11:50,220 --> 00:11:51,670
Break dress code, check.
324
00:11:51,672 --> 00:11:53,388
And smoke an e-cig in the sanctuary,
325
00:11:53,390 --> 00:11:54,589
hell, yeah, check.
326
00:11:54,591 --> 00:11:58,176
Oh. Hi, Mr. and Mrs. Hamilton.
327
00:11:58,178 --> 00:12:01,146
So, Jenna, is SCU still
being a distant diva?
328
00:12:01,148 --> 00:12:06,768
Hey. My daughter Jenna,
two NS, loves your work.
329
00:12:06,770 --> 00:12:08,853
She wants to be a writer just like you
330
00:12:08,855 --> 00:12:10,488
- when she grows up.
- Mom, stop.
331
00:12:10,490 --> 00:12:11,569
Aw, that's great.
332
00:12:11,595 --> 00:12:14,659
She's planning on studying
creative writing at SCU.
333
00:12:14,661 --> 00:12:16,027
- Yeah!
- Oh, wow.
334
00:12:16,029 --> 00:12:17,412
They have an incredible program.
335
00:12:17,414 --> 00:12:19,414
They whipped my butt into shape.
336
00:12:19,416 --> 00:12:21,283
- Oh. [Chuckles]
- Mom, stop.
337
00:12:21,285 --> 00:12:24,119
"Dear, Jenna, congrats on SCU." [Chuckles]
338
00:12:24,121 --> 00:12:24,920
Isn't that sweet?
339
00:12:24,922 --> 00:12:26,538
I didn't get in, okay?
340
00:12:26,540 --> 00:12:29,558
I didn't get in to SCU.
341
00:12:33,046 --> 00:12:36,348
Oh, no, your friend and now you too?
342
00:12:36,350 --> 00:12:38,800
Oh, bummer.
343
00:12:40,479 --> 00:12:42,312
Why didn't you tell us about SCU?
344
00:12:42,314 --> 00:12:44,770
Uh, that's why. That's
why I didn't tell you.
345
00:12:44,796 --> 00:12:46,316
Because the look Dad's giving me.
346
00:12:46,318 --> 00:12:47,284
What look?
347
00:12:47,286 --> 00:12:49,465
The look of utter disappointment.
348
00:12:51,406 --> 00:12:53,039
Jenna, I'm so sorry.
349
00:12:53,041 --> 00:12:54,457
I can't believe you didn't get in.
350
00:12:54,459 --> 00:12:56,543
Me either. You puked on someone's desk
351
00:12:56,545 --> 00:12:57,661
and you made the cut.
352
00:12:57,663 --> 00:12:58,712
Doesn't seem fair, does it?
353
00:12:58,714 --> 00:13:00,213
Slow your roll, cowgirl.
354
00:13:00,215 --> 00:13:02,382
I worked my type-a ass off for four years.
355
00:13:02,384 --> 00:13:04,301
You just got your [bleep]
together four months ago.
356
00:13:04,303 --> 00:13:06,002
Sorry, I couldn't tell
if it was the four years
357
00:13:06,004 --> 00:13:08,338
of hard work or the BS
doctor notes you sent in.
358
00:13:08,340 --> 00:13:10,173
Okay, I'm going to go before you say
359
00:13:10,175 --> 00:13:11,258
something else you'll regret.
360
00:13:11,260 --> 00:13:13,102
Call me when you calm down.
361
00:13:13,128 --> 00:13:14,394
You need to calm down.
362
00:13:14,396 --> 00:13:15,428
I can't, Tyler!
363
00:13:15,430 --> 00:13:16,384
Sadie's right.
364
00:13:16,410 --> 00:13:19,149
Everyone in my family is a giant liar.
365
00:13:23,021 --> 00:13:24,938
Children, where are you?
366
00:13:24,940 --> 00:13:27,440
A new crop of sinners have arrived.
367
00:13:29,328 --> 00:13:30,327
Sorry.
368
00:13:30,329 --> 00:13:33,330
Tyler and I had to... go potty.
369
00:13:35,083 --> 00:13:36,366
That's it.
370
00:13:36,368 --> 00:13:37,951
If you won't listen to your parents,
371
00:13:37,953 --> 00:13:40,036
you're going to a
Christian boarding school,
372
00:13:40,038 --> 00:13:42,706
where you will listen to God.
373
00:13:45,210 --> 00:13:48,378
I'm sorry if my relationship
with Tyler upsets you guys.
374
00:13:48,380 --> 00:13:50,213
But I'd rather go to boarding school
375
00:13:50,215 --> 00:13:52,632
than not be open about the person I love.
376
00:13:52,634 --> 00:13:55,685
A life where you can't be
honest about who you are
377
00:13:55,687 --> 00:14:00,890
is like living in a stupid
hell tent of your own making.
378
00:14:04,279 --> 00:14:06,896
Lovebun, there's something
I've got to tell you.
379
00:14:06,898 --> 00:14:08,565
What is it, Joe?
380
00:14:08,567 --> 00:14:09,899
Well...
381
00:14:09,901 --> 00:14:12,202
Wow, this is a lot harder than I thought.
382
00:14:12,204 --> 00:14:14,120
For the love of Christ,
just say it, darling.
383
00:14:14,122 --> 00:14:15,538
Satan has made me afflicted
384
00:14:15,540 --> 00:14:17,874
with a very powerful attraction to men.
385
00:14:17,876 --> 00:14:19,008
But don't worry.
386
00:14:19,034 --> 00:14:21,544
Because I have decided to
attend a Christian retreat
387
00:14:21,546 --> 00:14:24,247
where they can cure homosexuality.
388
00:14:24,249 --> 00:14:25,415
Because I'll do whatever it takes
389
00:14:25,417 --> 00:14:26,916
to keep this family together.
390
00:14:26,918 --> 00:14:29,169
Even if it means spending
hours of repentance
391
00:14:29,171 --> 00:14:32,222
with other wayward men.
392
00:14:32,224 --> 00:14:33,089
[Sobs]
393
00:14:33,091 --> 00:14:36,893
Shh, shh, shh, shh. Hey,
394
00:14:36,895 --> 00:14:39,813
I'll be a missionary.
395
00:14:39,815 --> 00:14:42,932
It'll be fun.
396
00:14:47,259 --> 00:14:48,959
Hey.
397
00:14:49,274 --> 00:14:50,106
Hey.
398
00:14:50,108 --> 00:14:51,741
Can I sit down?
399
00:14:51,743 --> 00:14:53,276
Sure.
400
00:14:56,164 --> 00:14:57,947
I know you're bummed
you didn't get into SCU.
401
00:14:57,949 --> 00:14:59,616
But here's the silver lining:
402
00:14:59,618 --> 00:15:02,535
All the pain you're feeling
will fuel your writing.
403
00:15:02,537 --> 00:15:05,088
But how much pain is a
writer supposed to take?
404
00:15:05,090 --> 00:15:07,207
I mean, I'm not even
out of high school yet,
405
00:15:07,209 --> 00:15:09,125
and I already feel like I've had my fill.
406
00:15:09,127 --> 00:15:10,627
[Chuckles] A lot.
407
00:15:10,629 --> 00:15:13,546
Being a professional writer
is a freaking nightmare.
408
00:15:13,548 --> 00:15:15,515
It's filled with never-ending rejection.
409
00:15:15,517 --> 00:15:17,467
Only an insane person would pursue it.
410
00:15:17,469 --> 00:15:20,637
But guess what? I didn't have a choice.
411
00:15:20,639 --> 00:15:23,139
Telling stories is the only way I know how
412
00:15:23,141 --> 00:15:26,443
to make sense of the world around me.
413
00:15:26,445 --> 00:15:29,646
Don't you feel the same way?
414
00:15:29,648 --> 00:15:30,947
Yeah, I guess I do.
415
00:15:30,949 --> 00:15:33,483
Then you're going to be fine.
416
00:15:33,485 --> 00:15:36,486
I'm not worried about you, Jenna.
417
00:15:37,572 --> 00:15:39,956
Thank you.
418
00:15:39,958 --> 00:15:41,658
Listen, Jake, if I had known
419
00:15:41,660 --> 00:15:43,576
you were in high school, I
never would have kissed you.
420
00:15:43,578 --> 00:15:45,078
I'm sorry for not telling you.
421
00:15:45,080 --> 00:15:48,047
[Chuckles] It's just you're so hot.
422
00:15:48,049 --> 00:15:50,333
I-I got caught up in the moment.
423
00:15:50,335 --> 00:15:52,001
You're a good-looking young man.
424
00:15:52,003 --> 00:15:54,504
I just can't believe you're so young.
425
00:15:54,506 --> 00:15:56,055
I'm not that young. I'm 18.
426
00:15:56,057 --> 00:15:58,508
But I get it, and I'll see you around.
427
00:15:58,510 --> 00:16:00,260
Wait, you're 18?
428
00:16:00,262 --> 00:16:01,344
Yeah.
429
00:16:01,346 --> 00:16:02,679
Oh, thank God.
430
00:16:02,681 --> 00:16:04,564
Oh, that means we can't
get in trouble, right?
431
00:16:04,566 --> 00:16:09,185
Legally we're fine. Morally... Eh.
432
00:16:11,823 --> 00:16:14,324
What?
433
00:16:14,326 --> 00:16:15,442
Come on.
434
00:16:15,444 --> 00:16:16,943
Oh, screw it.
435
00:16:23,034 --> 00:16:24,284
Thanks for the ride home.
436
00:16:24,286 --> 00:16:27,620
Yeah, no worries.
437
00:16:27,622 --> 00:16:29,589
Are you okay?
438
00:16:29,591 --> 00:16:31,124
You seem a little bummed.
439
00:16:31,126 --> 00:16:33,877
Yeah, I guess I've just been
a little down on myself lately.
440
00:16:33,879 --> 00:16:35,261
Yeah, me too.
441
00:16:35,263 --> 00:16:38,715
In fact, I was going to ask you something.
442
00:16:38,717 --> 00:16:41,551
Why did you go out with me?
443
00:16:41,553 --> 00:16:42,552
Don't play dumb.
444
00:16:42,554 --> 00:16:44,020
I'm not.
445
00:16:44,022 --> 00:16:45,271
You know why.
446
00:16:45,273 --> 00:16:46,890
Because you're Matty McKibben.
447
00:16:46,892 --> 00:16:48,274
Thanks, but apparently
448
00:16:48,276 --> 00:16:49,692
that's not good enough for Gabby.
449
00:16:49,694 --> 00:16:51,444
You mean Intimidation Nation Gabby?
450
00:16:51,446 --> 00:16:52,979
Okay, is there like a club
451
00:16:52,981 --> 00:16:54,564
where you guys meet and name everything?
452
00:16:54,566 --> 00:16:57,400
I thought you weren't doing
relationships this year.
453
00:16:57,402 --> 00:16:58,985
Who said relationships?
454
00:16:58,987 --> 00:17:00,787
I can barely get the girl to talk to me.
455
00:17:00,789 --> 00:17:02,872
I mean, what the [bleep]?
456
00:17:02,874 --> 00:17:05,124
I mean, did I peak
junior year or something?
457
00:17:05,126 --> 00:17:07,660
[Chuckles]
458
00:17:07,662 --> 00:17:09,746
Matty, I didn't get into SCU.
459
00:17:09,748 --> 00:17:12,465
Aw, I'm sorry.
460
00:17:12,467 --> 00:17:14,167
I think they get their
answers out so early
461
00:17:14,169 --> 00:17:16,383
because they just toss a coin.
462
00:17:16,409 --> 00:17:18,755
Come on, you haven't even
heard from the best schools yet.
463
00:17:18,757 --> 00:17:20,006
And you know what?
464
00:17:20,008 --> 00:17:22,392
I really think you dodged a bullet.
465
00:17:22,394 --> 00:17:23,296
Why?
466
00:17:23,322 --> 00:17:24,843
Dude, have you seen their school mascot?
467
00:17:24,867 --> 00:17:26,598
It's a fricking moth.
468
00:17:26,624 --> 00:17:30,338
How embarrassing is that? [Chuckles]
469
00:17:30,340 --> 00:17:32,039
Well, thanks.
470
00:17:32,041 --> 00:17:34,091
- Do you want to come in?
- I can't.
471
00:17:34,093 --> 00:17:36,344
I will be at home trying to figure out
472
00:17:36,346 --> 00:17:39,380
how to get my swag back.
473
00:17:39,382 --> 00:17:40,715
Okay.
474
00:17:40,717 --> 00:17:43,184
Well, I'll talk to you later.
475
00:17:43,186 --> 00:17:44,635
Bye.
476
00:17:44,637 --> 00:17:46,220
I can preach
477
00:17:46,222 --> 00:17:49,056
Take me with you when you go
478
00:17:49,058 --> 00:17:51,275
With no plans of platonic
Matty distraction,
479
00:17:51,277 --> 00:17:52,610
it was time to move on
480
00:17:52,612 --> 00:17:55,863
and push eject on this day of rejection.
481
00:17:56,566 --> 00:17:58,915
Yes, her name is Jenna with two NS.
482
00:17:58,941 --> 00:18:01,058
I'd like to talk to the
director of admissions, please.
483
00:18:01,084 --> 00:18:04,202
You made a big mistake, buddy. Big.
484
00:18:04,204 --> 00:18:06,504
Mom, Dad, put the phone down now.
485
00:18:09,459 --> 00:18:11,876
Look, we're sorry, honey. We
didn't mean to embarrass you.
486
00:18:11,878 --> 00:18:14,596
We just wanted to know
why you didn't get in.
487
00:18:14,598 --> 00:18:17,215
I wish I could send that admissions board
488
00:18:17,217 --> 00:18:19,634
a big steaming pile of [bleep]!
489
00:18:19,636 --> 00:18:21,686
You guys, it's okay.
490
00:18:21,688 --> 00:18:23,855
It's not SCU's fault, it's mine.
491
00:18:23,857 --> 00:18:27,275
Let's be honest, my junior
year grades were not great,
492
00:18:27,277 --> 00:18:29,694
and I didn't have any
extracurricular activities
493
00:18:29,696 --> 00:18:31,146
until this year.
494
00:18:31,609 --> 00:18:33,025
I understand their decision.
495
00:18:33,538 --> 00:18:35,761
So thank you, Dad, for
driving me up to campus
496
00:18:35,781 --> 00:18:37,247
and showing me around
497
00:18:37,249 --> 00:18:40,868
and, Mom, for being
there and supporting me.
498
00:18:41,425 --> 00:18:44,204
Now, let's just forget it, okay?
499
00:18:44,206 --> 00:18:46,039
[Sniffs]
500
00:18:46,041 --> 00:18:47,758
Wow, I'm so proud of you.
501
00:18:47,760 --> 00:18:51,211
You're handling this rejection very well.
502
00:18:51,213 --> 00:18:54,097
Well, if I'm going to be a writer,
503
00:18:54,099 --> 00:18:57,518
I better get used to it.
504
00:18:57,520 --> 00:19:00,637
It was then that I realized
rejection is easier to accept
505
00:19:00,639 --> 00:19:03,807
when you're honest with
yourself about the reasons why.
506
00:19:03,809 --> 00:19:06,894
And I knew someone who
really deserved some clarity.
507
00:19:06,896 --> 00:19:08,645
Listen, I'm sorry to be such a stalker
508
00:19:08,647 --> 00:19:10,197
and show up at your house like this,
509
00:19:10,199 --> 00:19:11,648
but I tried to talk to you at school...
510
00:19:11,650 --> 00:19:13,867
Jenna, it's... it's okay. What's up?
511
00:19:13,869 --> 00:19:17,237
I'm sorry about what happened earlier.
512
00:19:17,239 --> 00:19:20,324
I had a really bad day
and I took it out on you,
513
00:19:20,326 --> 00:19:22,543
and you didn't deserve that.
514
00:19:22,545 --> 00:19:24,411
What happened?
515
00:19:24,413 --> 00:19:28,215
I didn't get into SCU.
516
00:19:28,217 --> 00:19:30,834
Oh, man, I-I'm sorry.
517
00:19:30,836 --> 00:19:32,169
It's fine.
518
00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:34,638
I have accepted it and I'm moving on.
519
00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:36,807
Good. You can't let some dumb people
520
00:19:36,809 --> 00:19:38,708
on a college acceptance board have, like,
521
00:19:38,734 --> 00:19:40,745
total power over your feelings.
522
00:19:41,378 --> 00:19:44,206
- It's hard not to.
- Jenna, I've been told "no"
523
00:19:44,208 --> 00:19:46,208
more times than I can count.
524
00:19:46,210 --> 00:19:48,243
Like, pretty recently.
525
00:19:48,904 --> 00:19:51,146
So, yeah, you know, it sucks for a minute,
526
00:19:51,148 --> 00:19:53,883
but then, I don't know, I get a feeling
527
00:19:53,885 --> 00:19:55,718
that it'll all work out.
528
00:20:01,274 --> 00:20:04,659
And I'm not just gonna stop
going after the things I want.
529
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So you shouldn't either, okay?
530
00:20:07,231 --> 00:20:09,597
I won't. I promise.
531
00:20:09,599 --> 00:20:10,832
Okay.
532
00:20:13,502 --> 00:20:16,671
Whoa. Who knew Owen was this confident?
533
00:20:16,673 --> 00:20:18,873
It felt so good to have him believe in me.
534
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It felt... so good.
535
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Wow, really good.
536
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I'll get you started
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