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[music]
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[Archer laughs]
Oh, for... Asshooooooole!
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Why's everybody pissed at me?
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I'm the one with no parachute,
in a plane that can't land.
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[belches]
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- Which...
- [Lanaluakalani] Well?!
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- What do we do now?!
- I mean, pretty much just this!
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She means how do we land?!
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Oh. Yeah, that's
this whole big thing.
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- What do you mean?!
- Gott im Himmel...
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You need, like, training!
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- So train us!
- Ja!
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Okay, okay, uh....
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Okay, the first thing
you wanna do
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is get out your notebooks
and two number two pencils!
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- [Lanaluakalani] What?!
- [Fuchs] Was?!
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[Pam] Wait, shit, that was
the classroom portion...
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- Gott verdamme dich!
- Which...
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- [Pam] I mean, even if we had pencils...
- Tell us what to do!
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Okay, when you're about
to hit the ground,
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you just kinda go limp!
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Limp?
Heh. Oh right, like this guy
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doesn't know what "limp" means,
am I right, ladies?
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- Crackerrrrs!
- Oh, my God...
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- Was ist "limp"?!
- Relax!
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- How?!
- [scoffs] It means relax!
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- Heh. Dipshit.
- Right?
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But can we get
a little more detail?!
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Jesus, lady, okay!
Your knees are kinda bent,
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and right
when you hit the ground,
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you relax
and just fall over sideways,
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and kinda roll
from your feet, up your legs,
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and then... [Fuchs shrieks]
Well, shit.
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Okay, Princess Highpockets, you're up.
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No, no, no, no,
wait, wait, wait, waaaaiii...
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[crashes into brush]
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Jesus, people, how hard
is it to... Waaaaaaagh!
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Ungh! Oof! Nnngh!
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[big sigh] Oh, man. I had
something about, like...
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flying is for the birds?
No, it's gone.
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[Pam grunting]
[music]
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Goddamn it.
C'mon, ya son of a...
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[grunts]
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- [annoyed sigh] Idiocy.
- [Lanaluakalani] Hellllp!
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Get me down!
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- Shhhh!
- Now!
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I will but quit yelling.
[deep growl in distance]
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[small gasp]
We're not currently
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- at the top of the food chain.
- [whispering] Sorry!
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Now relax,
you're gonna be fine.
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- [Fuchs] Helllllllp!
- [Pam] Him, on the other hand...
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Heh. Yikes.
That's enough to make any guy
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go limp, am I right, ladies?
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- Shut up, bird.
- Eh.
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[title theme]
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[Lanaluakalani] Promise me!
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Bocados de mierda.
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I promise I will catch you.
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Well, you'd better.
It's a crime
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to harm a member
of the royal family!
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What, ya gonna arrest
the ground?
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- Oh, so you can crack wise, but...
- Bird?
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[coughs into wing]
Okay...
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- One... two... threeeeek!
- [Pam] Oof!
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[breathless] My goodness.
I didn't realize you were so strong...
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Yeah, state cheese-toss
champ, five years runnin'.
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But don't get any ideas, sister.
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Wh... ?! Now, just
you wait one minute!
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Because what the hell
is a cheese toss?
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What, seriously?!
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[Fuchs] Verdammte Idioten!
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- How do I get down from here?!
- [Pam] I mean, you just unbuckle it and.
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- Wh... ?! Are you mad?!
- No.
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- I will fall!
- [Pam] You don't really have a choice!
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Of course I do!
I will stay here!
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- Mkay.
- What, no! We can't leave him here, he's...
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vital to our fledgling
breadfruit industry!
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Which is... fledgling!
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So then that's probably bad...
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[gasps]
[music]
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Aw, man...
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[Costello-esque]
Sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh,
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sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh,
sh, sh, schlaaaange!
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Hih, hih, hih, hih, hih, hiiiiiilfe!
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If it's not one frickin' thing
with you people, it's another.
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- [whispers] Do you have a plan?
- [weary sigh] I do, actually.
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[glass shatters]
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Okay, Lucy, here's the plan...
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Mitimotu is here, but
with the wheels stuck down,
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the closest airstrip we can
land on is on Motu Papa... here.
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Which is west-northwest,
a heading of 295 degrees.
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Let's call it 320 nautical miles.
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Airspeed 110,
burn rate 50 per,
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call it 55 with the wheels down,
if we run it lean...
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and if the fuel pump holds,
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'cause if it doesn't,
none of this shit matters...
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[gulps]
tailwind is 5...
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fuel-weight ratio, rho times alpha,
then lift-to-drag,
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where W is force in newtons,
which means...
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if we catch a few breaks
and the tailwind holds,
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our maximum range is...
Goddamn it!
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Rrrraagh!
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[sighs]
Great. Now that's broken.
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[weepy and panicked]
Zat cannot be your plan!
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Well, if you'd hit the stupid
buckle when I told you to...
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[snake hissing]
[utterly petrified whimper]
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That's his tongue
on my face, isn't it?
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Okay, Fritz, hang tight...
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- [whisper] Badumbump.
- Bird?
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You can't shoot the snake!
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Why not?!
They slither into our nests,
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they eat our eggs,
they eat our chicks!
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- I meant. She could hit Fuchs.
- I stand by my statement.
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Don't worry, Princess,
I'm not shootin' at the snake...
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[Fuchs] Warte, was?!
[music]
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Nein, nein, nein,
nein, nein, nein...
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Neeeeeeiiiiiiinnngh!
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[grunting as he falls]
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[still grunting]
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- Oh, man!
- Santa mierda.
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- Is he...?
- I mean...
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[Fuchs] Get me... [all gasp]
ze hell out of heeerrre!
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[music]
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Bien s?r, mon amie,
avec plaisir.
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- Don't you want to know why?
- Non. Just how much.
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Quelle chance.
The perfect amount.
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Apr?s toi.
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But since you mentioned "why"...
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Oh, but "why" is such
a troublesome question,
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though, don't you agree?
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I mean, once you start
pulling threads,
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there's no telling where it'll end.
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One minute you're wearing
a lovely cable-knit sweater,
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and the next there's a pile
of yarn on the floor,
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and you're standing there...
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[startled yelp]
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Jesus "What Is The H. For" Christ...
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[music]
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And you can keep
your stupid turnip...
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I'm not hungry.
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- Mes bonbons!
- Your what?!
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Cochon stupide!
Qu'est-ce que tu as fait?!
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C'?tait un cadeau de ma m?re!
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- You...
- De Paris!
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C'?tait! De! Paris!
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- You said I could have one!
- Yes, one! One, you... cow bitch!
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[yells] I didn't know
which one I wanted!
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[furious inhale]
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Out!
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- What?
- Out! Out, out, out, out, out, out, out!
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No!
It's some kind of ruse,
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you're going to shoot me
in the back, or, or...
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It's not a ruse, I paid your bail!
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Oh. Well then.
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- Hmph.
- But now wait a minute, Miss Thing...
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On n'a plus besoin de navet!
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[chomps]
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[weary sigh]
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[Archer] Hey, come on...
Chin up, Archer...
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Y-You've been in tougher scrapes.
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Huh?
Remember the Andes?
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Paso de Muerte?
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C'mon, death was
right there in the name. [gulps]
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All those dogfights over Spain
against the Condor Legion? Remember?
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[chuckles] This guy knows
what I'm talking about.
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So if the Andes couldn't kill me,
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and the krauts couldn't kill me,
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I mean, I know
it's kinda hard to grasp, but...
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[deep breath]
I might be immortal.
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[Archer] I! Am! Immortal!
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[Archer chuckles]
Jesus Christ...
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- [in severe pain] I am dying!
- Shut up, you're not dying,
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you just got a couple busted ribs.
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And probably a punctured lung.
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- Was?!
- Bird?!
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- What, we were all thinking it.
- No one is thinking that!
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- He is.
- Ja, I am now!
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See?!
[animal growling]
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[all gasp] I feel like,
if I have to remind you people
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how much you need
to shut the hell up,
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I'm gonna lose my temper!
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Well, and I think I speak
for the group,
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I feel like you already have.
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- Ja, und me also.
- So do I, actually.
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[annoyed sigh] Well, if
you think I'm mad now?
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[Pam] Wait 'til I'm gettin'
shit out of a dragon.
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- [Lanaluakalani] Wait, what?
- [Fuchs] Huh? Was?
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[Pam] Ahem.
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- Oka atua!
- Holy birdshit!
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[scared whisper]
Was?! Was ist los?!
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[clears throat] Yeah, so listen,
I'm probably gonna head out? Grrrk!
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- But then what would I use for bait?
- [choked] Cheese?
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There we are, a nice cool
glass of pastis, to...
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whet the appetite.
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- For what?
- New experiences?
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- You realize I can't pay for this.
- Mm-hmm...
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Or pay you back
for bailing me out.
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Which reminds me,
why'd you do that?
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Well, you said it yourself,
you're stranded here,
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abandoned by the husband
you cuckolded,
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thousands of miles from New York,
where you're a disgrace,
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- an outcast, a laughingstock...
- All right. Jesus.
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...you're a vagrant,
without a franc to your name,
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so Reynaud can arrest you
again whenever he wants,
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and I doubt he'd lose
much sleep over it...
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[weepy] Framboise...
noix de coco...
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cerise...
[slurps]
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Noisette!
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And so, even if you had
a passport and a ticket out,
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if you're sitting in that rich,
chocolatey jail cell...
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- I could be stuck here... forever!
- Exactly.
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So why not make the most of it?
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[Archer sighs] I mean, it's not like
you really have a choice, so...
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Plus, maybe you really are immortal.
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[burps, chuckling]
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That'd explain a lot.
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- [yells] You want me to be a whore?!
- No, not a whore!
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Good heavens, no, you'd be
more like... a courtesan.
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- Whom men pay for sex!
- And sparkling conversation.
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- I...
- And not just men, necessarily...
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- What?!
- ...and actually they'd pay me...
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- Pfft!
- ...and then I'd pay you.
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- A percentage.
- A percentage?!
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Let's call it...
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[Archer] Forty-nine feet!
Wingtip to wingtip!
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[Archer] And I bet that's 50-feet wide. Right?
Yeah, I bet that's 50...
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Which means we've got six inches
to spare on both sides, Lucy.
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And you know I can do
a lot with six inches!
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Badum-pssh.
Huh? Am I right, Luce?
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Lucy, am I right?
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[engine sputters, dies]
[music]
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[Archer] Luce. Lucy...
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Lucille Goosille.
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Oh, okay,
so then I guess just pout!
236
00:12:04,509 --> 00:12:07,210
But I would think it goes
without saying, that it's
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also in your best interest
if we don't crash and burn!
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[engine sputtering continues]
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[Archer] Thank you!
Jesus, was that so har...
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[engine sputters and dies]
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[Archer sighs wearily]
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You fat bitch.
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[groaning in pain]
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[in severe pain] Fette Schlampe...
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- That better mean "Thank you."
- Nngh! It does not.
246
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That's okay, you can thank me
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if we get out of this with our skin on.
248
00:12:36,341 --> 00:12:38,575
Which, what is taking you so long?!
249
00:12:38,610 --> 00:12:40,211
Okay, hold your damn horses!
250
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- Here!
- Nein! I don't want zis!
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[animal grumbles]
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[all gasping]
[Pam] Nobody wants any of this.
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But everybody is gonna do their bit!
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Starting with you.
Get up in those trees
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- and gimme some aerial recon.
- Yep! Yep, yep, yep!
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00:12:53,024 --> 00:12:56,726
And if you leave us here,
I will find you, I will pluck you,
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I will slather your bumpy skin
with olive oil and rosemary,
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and then I will shove
a beer can up your asshole,
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and roast your ancient carcass
until it is golden brown
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- and goddamn delicious.
- Yep.
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And how old are you, anyway?
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- Like, forty?
- Eh.
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[music]
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Man, I had something about...
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dead-stick... something?
266
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No, it's gone.
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[big exhale]
Okay, Luce, it's now or never.
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- Never!
- Oh, all right, sixty-forty!
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That... No!
I will not be your whore!
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- Courtesan!
- Whatever! I won't do it!
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- Because you will be in my jail!
- What?!
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Unless you can show me
100 francs
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- or proof of onward voyage!
- You know I don't have either!
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And I do not have my bonbons!
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And so, madame... aprez-vous.
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And what if I say "no?"
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- [crash] Sacre bleu!
- Jesus Christ!
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[woman screams]
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[Archer] Son of a... biiiiiiiiitch!
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Mon Dieu!
C'est le volcane!
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It's not the volcano, you idiot!
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I hate this stupid islaaaand!
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[clank]
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- Jesus Christ.
- Ow...
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[in pain] So hey...
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- What now?
- Sterling!
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[in pain]
Shut up, quick question,
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how wide is the, uh,
the street out there?
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- Forty feet?
- Mm-hmm.
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Speaking of, you're good with 40?
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[Archer mumbling]
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[Malory] Oh, good, he's coming to.
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- Hooray.
- Oh, shut up. And you, give him some air.
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Airspeed! Nose up!
Flaps! Flaps!
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[coughs, chuckles]
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Holy shit, I really am immortal.
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And also in serious trouble!
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Shut up. Where's Pam?
She's gonna love this.
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She... There was nobody
on the plane.
300
00:15:22,509 --> 00:15:24,476
So where is la princesse?!
301
00:15:24,511 --> 00:15:26,845
Wait, no, no, no, they...
they bailed out.
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Jesus Christ,
how long was I out?!
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- One hour?
- Flew by.
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Oh my God, so they're
out there in the jungle.
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- In the dark?! [gasps]
- Mon Dieu.
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So, what happens on Shithole
Island when it gets dark?
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On three, I start blasting.
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[dragon grumbles]
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[grumbling]
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One... two...
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- [annoyed sigh] Goddamn it.
- I am genuinely sorry.
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But I am absolutely
commandeering your vehicle, so...
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- No, I forbid you! You are insane!
- Hm, your concerns are noted.
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Putain!
Oof!
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- [Archer] Great.
- Sterling! Be careful!
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- [chipper] No!
- [Pam] Okay, one, two...
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Everybody try not to take
a big greasy shit on me...
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- Ya know what?
- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
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What?!
[dragons grumble]
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What if they're like sharks?
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- They are!
- Right?
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No, what if when you shoot one,
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the smell of its blood sends the
others into a feeding frenzy?
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- I'm gonna shoot the others.
- No. All the others.
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[dragons grumble]
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[Crackers] Like if they
can smell one drop of blood
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- from miles and miles away...
- Mein Gott.
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There could be hundreds
of them out there.
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- Thousands!
- Who gives a shit?!
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[dragons grumble]
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- [Fuchs] Was?
- [Lanaluakalani] Me!
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- First of all, they're not like sharks...
- Ehh...
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In that way!
And second of all,
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any one of these big bastards
could kill you! And the rest
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of 'em are just gonna be
fightin' over your dead-ass bones!
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- Well...
- I dunno...
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- I vote we take a vote.
- Second.
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[annoyed sigh] I swear to God...
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[Reynaud] Where are we going?!
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Well, they bailed out
south of Tarako, so...
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Le volcan?!
Attention!
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- You must slow down!
- Oh, this piece of shit can go slower?!
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Of course, you...
Oh, le sarcasme.
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Cognate! Nice!
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[tires screeching]
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Anyway, if nobody's hurt
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and Pam's got 'em headed
in the right direction,
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they should run right into this trail.
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If the serpents and lizards and
cannibals don't run into them first!
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Yeah, seems like a shitty place
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for a breadfruit plantation, huh?
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- Breadfruit? Here?
- Right?
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That's what I...
[gun firing in distance]
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Oh, shit!
355
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Aaaaaaghhhhhh!
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[dragons shrieking]
[all screaming]
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- I'm out!
- We were supposed to vote!
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I voted no!
Reloading!
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[dragons snarling]
360
00:17:57,597 --> 00:17:59,364
Oh man, there's
even more of 'em!
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- C'mon, c'mon, c'mon!
- Gott im Himmel!
362
00:18:02,035 --> 00:18:05,571
Nothing is worth this!
I don't care about the idol!
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- Do what?
- What idol?
364
00:18:06,707 --> 00:18:08,107
What? Wait, what, no.
365
00:18:08,108 --> 00:18:10,642
He said look... ooooouuut!
[Fuchs womanly scream]
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[Pam] Loaded!
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[all screaming]
[dragons roaring and shrieking]
368
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- Nein, nein, nein, nein, nein!
- They're everywhere!
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[Crackers] What the
hell's in those bullets?
370
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- Reloading!
- Lizard pheromones?!
371
00:18:23,757 --> 00:18:26,859
[sniffs] I don't think so.
Loaded!
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[dragons roaring and shrieking]
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[gunshots]
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- What the hell are you doing here?!
- Get in!
375
00:18:34,968 --> 00:18:38,172
Oh, right.
Heavy barrellllll!
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00:18:38,205 --> 00:18:42,240
- Take that, lizard!
- And that!
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[all screaming]
[guns firing]
378
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[dragons roaring and shrieking]
379
00:18:49,816 --> 00:18:54,185
- Okay, we're in! Go!
- [Archer] Whooooo!
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00:18:54,221 --> 00:18:55,888
[speaks French]
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- Slow down!
- Oh, my God, all right.
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[all gasp]
[body thud]
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[Pam] Oh, just like old days.
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[all exclaim]
385
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Oh, okay.
386
00:19:06,967 --> 00:19:09,334
Yeah, so, I guess
no thanks necessary.
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00:19:09,369 --> 00:19:10,636
- Danke, danke...
- "Thank you!"
388
00:19:10,637 --> 00:19:12,337
- Well, I mean...
- Bird?
389
00:19:12,339 --> 00:19:14,372
But... how did you find us?
390
00:19:14,408 --> 00:19:16,374
I dunno... just lucky, I guess.
391
00:19:16,410 --> 00:19:17,676
Grace ? Dieu...
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00:19:17,677 --> 00:19:19,811
And wait, where did you land?
393
00:19:19,846 --> 00:19:24,261
Heh. Oh man, Pam,
speaking of luck...
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[Pam] So, you're all lined up,
[music]
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00:19:32,025 --> 00:19:33,725
thinking, I've got 50
feet to work with...
396
00:19:33,727 --> 00:19:35,460
[Archer] And I'm just 49, tip to tip...
397
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- [Pam] And of course the fuel pump's out...
- [Archer] Yeah, so I'm, ya know...
398
00:19:38,899 --> 00:19:40,399
- [Pam] Dead-stickin' it!
- [Archer] Right?
399
00:19:40,400 --> 00:19:42,367
[Pam] Yeah, so,
but then you slam a wing
400
00:19:42,402 --> 00:19:44,169
into that first tree down there,
401
00:19:44,204 --> 00:19:46,471
and then it just sorta
shitstorms on ya...
402
00:19:46,506 --> 00:19:49,271
- [Archer] Well, yeah, because...
- Because any asshole
403
00:19:49,365 --> 00:19:51,476
could tell that this street is
not 50 feet wide,
404
00:19:51,511 --> 00:19:55,814
and even if it was, that only gives
you 6 frickin' inches to spare!
405
00:19:55,849 --> 00:19:58,750
Right? And I actually had
something for that, about, like...
406
00:19:58,785 --> 00:20:01,786
doing a lot with six inches,
or like, it was like...
407
00:20:01,822 --> 00:20:04,422
Like, what if you'd fixed
the goddamn fuel pump
408
00:20:04,458 --> 00:20:06,125
so the crash never happened?!
409
00:20:06,126 --> 00:20:10,462
Mmm-no, it was more
like a dick jo... Oof.
410
00:20:11,031 --> 00:20:12,731
Yeah.
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[flatulence]
412
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[chuckles]
Funny stuff.
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