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Splendid. Yes, and we'll work out
all the details when... Hmm?
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Yes, it sounds amazing, it really does, but
we'll talk about it when you get here, hm?
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Mm-hm.
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Something on your mind, dear?
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Not anymore.
What in the...?
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A microchip? Russian markings?
What on earth is this?
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Well, Krieger thinks it's some
satellite-linked mind-control device.
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Mind control?
Why does he think that?
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Because he removed it from my brain.
What?
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I told Krieger about my headaches.
He gives me a CAT scan, then boom.
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Next thing I know, he shoots me
full of some kind of fish paralyzer.
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That crazy...
Yeah.
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Then it was drill, baby, drill.
Oh, my God.
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Yeah.
How do you feel?
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Little pissed off, actually.
That's understandable.
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It was obviously put in my
brain in the first place...
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...by your boyfriend,
Nikolai Jakov of the KGB.
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Sterling, first of all,
we're not even together anymore.
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Uh-huh. Yeah, I bet.
And second of all...
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...why would he put
a mind-control chip into your brain?
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Because he thinks he's my father.
And what, you think he wanted...
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...to mind-control you into loving him?
You tell me, Mother, that's your specialty.
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My... Get out.
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No. No.
Yes. Yes.
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Mother, you've been lying to me
my entire life.
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Just for once,
I want you to tell me the truth.
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Well, people in hell want ice water.
What?
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Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm right
in the middle of a fairly huge deal.
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[LOCK BEEPING AND WHIRRING]
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Buying a lock factory?
For your information, I'm...
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No, never mind.
You'll find out soon enough as it is.
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That's classic you, Mother.
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Avoid the truth, bury the secrets, hide the...
Oh, for the...
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I'm selling ISIS.
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You what?
There.
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Happy?
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No.
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Mother, tell me this is a joke.
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The only joke is my bank statement.
What?
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Everything I had was in a hedge fund.
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But it turns out the whole thing was
nothing but a damn Ponzi scheme.
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I lost all my money,
I'm ruined.
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[CHUCKLES]
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ARCHER:
So you're selling ISIS?
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[GASPS]
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She what?
Oh, man.
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That's totally not irie.
Then why don't you go back to Jamaica?
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A, because I got deported, and B...
So she can actually sell ISIS?
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Doesn't the government own it?
I've never been clear on that.
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It's way too complicated to
explain, especially to you two.
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But short answer,
yes, she can sell ISIS.
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The question is, who would buy it?
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ARCHER: ODIN?
Or whom.
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Yes, ODIN.
Why would ODIN wanna buy...?
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Oh, my God,
is Len Trexler behind this?
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He made me a very attractive offer.
Yeah, I bet.
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That's because he wants to...
Bleh! That with you. Ugh!
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But wait a minute, does he know you're...?
TREXLER: Gorgeous.
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MALORY:
Hello, Leonard.
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Hello, beautiful. Hey, kiddo.
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Hey back and if you don't mind,
we're in the middle of something.
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Actually, Sterling, if you don't mind?
What?
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Len and I have a lot to talk about.
Like selling ISIS out from under us?
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That and the around-the-world
luxury cruise I'm taking with your mom.
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The what?
Hopefully...
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...in the honeymoon suite.
The what?
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And then the unemployment
office after ODIN lays us all off.
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Ugh! That totally stinks.
Eh. You were on borrowed time anyway.
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No, that.
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What are you eating?
Ackee and saltfish.
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Yeah, thanks, this is only mohair.
Irie.
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So you really think
ODIN's gonna get rid of everybody?
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BARRY:
No, no, not everybody.
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In fact, ODIN plans to promote...
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...a very select few ISIS personnel
to fill some of the impending vacancies.
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Vacancies like?
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Malory Archer's chair.
Really?
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Well, figuratively. I mean, I don't know
about the actual chair itself.
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It's a piece of furniture.
So I'd be, like, the what?
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How's Regional Director
for the Americas sound?
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The...?
Yeah. That's what we're talking about.
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Barry, that's my dream job.
Yours for the taking.
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If you are similarly mine...
What?
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...for the taking?
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"Taking" as in to get this job,
I'd have to have sex with you?
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Hey, hey, those are your words.
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So...
And also mine, yes.
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CHERYL: Oh, come on.
Okay, okay.
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Hey, hey!
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You idiots wanna hear
my plan or not?
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All right, so, suggestions.
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About what?
What are we talking about?
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Stopping my mother
from selling ISIS to ODIN.
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You said you had a plan.
My plan is to crowdsource a plan.
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I could've done that.
CHERYL: Thanks, Noam Chomsky.
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[MALORY WHISTLES AND ALL GROAN]
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CHERYL: My ear balls.
Don't you people have work to do?
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Not for long, huh?
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Hey, gang, I can't wait to welcome each
and every one of you into the ODIN family.
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And speaking of, kiddo, I hope you're
gonna welcome me into your family.
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My fam...
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[VOMITS]
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That's disgusting.
Who are you, my cat?
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You people better not
track that onto the carpet.
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It's filthy enough as it is.
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Come on, Len.
I'll follow you anywhere, my sweet.
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Holy shit snacks.
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Is Trexler buying ISIS just to
get your mother to marry him?
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No. Yes.
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Look, shut up and...
That is some high-priced MILF.
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Hey, shut up and think of a way
to make Trexler not want my mother.
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We could give her
a MILFectomy.
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If you say "MILF" one more time,
I will shoot you in your eyeballs.
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She does have a point, though.
Not the M-I-L-F part.
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But if we could make Trexler
fall out of love...
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How? Trust me, you can't
control a person's heart.
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You can with a little thing I like
to call a deep-cycle marine battery.
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Or LSD.
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Is that what
you've been giving me?
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Yes?
Well, that explained a lot.
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I thought they were breath strips.
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Anyway, whatever, emotions like love
don't actually come from the heart.
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They come from...
The brain.
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Yeah.
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Or LSD.
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[DRILL WHIRRING]
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Oh. Come on.
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[BEEPING]
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Where is the trust?
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What could be so secret
she wired it up with 12 pounds of C4?
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Ugh. I don't think I even wanna know.
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[LINE RINGS]
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GILLETTE: What?
Heh. Nice.
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Here, take a look at this.
All right, which one of these wires...
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Blue and yellow.
The blue...
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Look at it for more than half a second.
I wired the damn thing, ass.
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Well, I didn't know that, ass.
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Okay.
Oh, my God.
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What?
I lied, I didn't wire it.
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What? You think that's funny?
[SINGSONG] Ba-dum-dum-zing!
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[DRAWER RATTLING]
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What?
Not compared to that.
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What is that? No.
Oh, yeah.
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Yeah. Not a bumblebee, is it?
No.
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No, no, no. Ray, what do I do?
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Well, if you don't shut it off...
She'll know somebody was in here.
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So you could wait for the batteries to die.
Okay, yeah, that's...
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Sounds like there's
about four big-ass D cells in there.
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Oh, my God.
Like a jackhammer.
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Yeah, it's pretty big.
Is it black?
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What? No.
Slightly darker black?
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No, it's not any kind of black.
Racist.
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Shut up, it's more of a...
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Aubergine, I guess you call that.
Oh.
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Still pretty hot.
Will you shut up?
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Take a picture.
Shut up.
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All right, I'm going in.
Man, I can't believe I'm doing this.
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Try to think about something else.
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Like how there's no sink in there.
So, what if there's no...
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Oh, my God.
Yeah.
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ARCHER:
There's no sink! Ahh!
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[RATTLING STOPS]
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[SIGHS]
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There's not enough liquor and therapy
in the world to undo that.
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Oh, I touched my mother's dildo.
GILLETTE: You should've borrowed these.
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They're, like, super heavy duty. Gah!
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Hey, what are you doing?
What are you doing, making robot birds?
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Lana, we're in crisis mode.
Mother's trying to sell us to ODIN.
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I know. So how about don't break
any more stuff in my new office?
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Your new... Oh, my God,
ODIN's making you the new boss?
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Yup. I mean, I kind of maybe
have to sleep with Barry, but...
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Lana, how can you do that?
Um, by getting drunk.
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Same thing your mother's doing.
Hey.
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I know it's killing you that
she's leaving you for another man.
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Phrasing.
But you better not mess this up.
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Speaking of mess, your birdbot is leaking.
My what?
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Oh, shit.
Probably hydraulic fluid.
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It's sweet-and-sour, dumbass.
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Yeah, who's the dumbass now, Lana?
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Or whom.
Oh, Barry, how's your shattered femur?
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How's your...
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...creepily childlike feeling
of maternal abandonment?
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The sale isn't final yet, Barry.
No, but it will be.
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And we are here to make sure of it.
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So don't try to do anything stupid.
I don't have to try.
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Shit. Whatever, move.
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Barry, is that how you get ants?
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Yes, it is, Other Barry, yes, it is.
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Okay, the satellite link is online,
so let's play God.
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Freaky.
I'll tell you what's freaky...
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...is guess what I named that bunny.
Rabbert Klein?
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Wow, that's actually better.
Yeah, it's all yours.
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Thank you.
So can you put it in a person's brain?
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He'd suffocate.
Not the rabbit, idiot, the chip.
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Oh, yes, absolutely.
Without killing the person?
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Oh, maybe.
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[TREXLER GROANS]
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Yeah, doesn't that feel good?
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Feels better than this offer.
Len, I need at least 20 percent down.
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Oh, come on, it's not like
you need the money.
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You're already loaded.
What if I weren't?
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Then you would know
I loved you for you.
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You really do, don't you?
And always have.
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Huh. What about those years you spent...
205
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...shacked up with what's-her-face,
the crazy one?
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Anastasia.
No, the tall brunette, "crazy" crazy.
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Yeah, Anastasia. She killed herself.
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Oh, right, sorry.
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Eh.
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Yeah, that's how you like it, huh?
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Get it all down in your nooks and crannies.
Someone's gotten pretty oily...
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So, hey, hate to interrupt
your conversation...
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It wasn't a conversation, Lana.
I was just talking to my gun, not with it.
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Um...
Pretty big difference.
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Yeah, so are they in there
signing the sale contract or...?
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As we speak.
Yes.
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Because I've got tons of ideas...
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...to run this place efficiently
once I'm ODIN's regional director.
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I already jotted a bunch down and...
Hey, hey, that's great.
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I really hope you bring...
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...that same kind of enthusiasm and
self-starterishness to having sex with me.
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Oh, so us hooking up is still...
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A perquisite for the job, yeah.
Right.
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Do I mean "prerequisite"?
Yeah.
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Either way, Barry's pretty stoked.
Ick.
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ARCHER:
Okay, so that's Barry and Lana.
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Pam, you're the amorphous Rasta blob.
Big ups.
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All right, those are ODIN guys.
Ray, you're the little pink sailor and...
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Wait, why do we have
so many damn dolls in here?
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For sexual harassment complaints.
231
00:11:19,429 --> 00:11:22,723
So people can nonverbally indicate
where stuff happened on their body.
232
00:11:22,891 --> 00:11:26,935
ARCHER: Yeah, that takes, like, one doll.
Not if there's ever a gang rape.
233
00:11:27,103 --> 00:11:28,103
[SIGHS]
234
00:11:28,271 --> 00:11:30,939
Cyril, pill up, you're assisting
Krieger with the surgery.
235
00:11:31,107 --> 00:11:32,733
What, why me?
You're good at math.
236
00:11:32,901 --> 00:11:34,985
How is that supposed to help?
It can't hurt.
237
00:11:35,153 --> 00:11:38,489
Ray, you lure Lana into the mainframe.
And Carol, you lure Barry...
238
00:11:38,656 --> 00:11:41,283
I wanna lure Barry.
Wrong bait, Ray, he's straight.
239
00:11:41,451 --> 00:11:42,534
How do you know? Hm?
How...?
240
00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:45,037
Because he was engaged.
I was married.
241
00:11:45,455 --> 00:11:48,624
For two years, yeah.
I mean, she was a lesbian, but still...
242
00:11:49,501 --> 00:11:54,797
We met in a "Pray Away the Gay" bible
group. That was a pretty weird time for me.
243
00:11:54,964 --> 00:11:57,633
Just get Lana in the mainframe.
I'll take care of Trexler.
244
00:11:57,801 --> 00:12:00,219
And Pam, your job is to neutralize
the ODIN agents.
245
00:12:00,387 --> 00:12:04,598
How the shit am I supposed to do that?
With Krieger's magic breath strips.
246
00:12:04,766 --> 00:12:08,018
But don't touch them. Lysergic acid
is absorbed through the skin.
247
00:12:08,186 --> 00:12:10,312
Even the tip of your finger... Oh.
248
00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:13,440
Oh, for ****'s sake, Krieger.
You're about to do brain surgery.
249
00:12:13,608 --> 00:12:16,110
Yeah, so sooner's gonna be
better than later.
250
00:12:16,277 --> 00:12:19,196
Damn it, how much time do we have?
For me, usually about 20 minutes.
251
00:12:19,364 --> 00:12:20,739
Usually?
Less if I take two.
252
00:12:20,907 --> 00:12:22,199
Man, you have got a problem.
253
00:12:22,367 --> 00:12:24,993
Oh, right, like you're one to talk.
Yeah, Pillbo Baggins.
254
00:12:25,161 --> 00:12:28,497
These are from a doctor.
So? Krieger's a doctor.
255
00:12:28,665 --> 00:12:31,208
Not the medical kind.
Not even the other kind.
256
00:12:31,376 --> 00:12:32,626
ARCHER: Oh, boy.
Technically.
257
00:12:32,794 --> 00:12:34,002
ARCHER:
I gotta tell you guys...
258
00:12:34,879 --> 00:12:37,673
...not feeling super confident
about this plan.
259
00:12:37,841 --> 00:12:39,425
[GRUNTS]
260
00:12:41,678 --> 00:12:43,720
Racist.
261
00:12:46,224 --> 00:12:51,603
So I guess you must be the infamous
Barry everyone's talking about.
262
00:12:51,771 --> 00:12:53,981
Yeah. Go away.
263
00:12:54,149 --> 00:12:55,399
[CHUCKLES]
264
00:12:55,567 --> 00:12:57,609
Infamously few of words, I guess.
265
00:12:57,777 --> 00:13:00,863
Go away.
So Lana said to give you this.
266
00:13:03,867 --> 00:13:07,578
Pretty succinct.
Guess you guys have lots in common.
267
00:13:09,747 --> 00:13:12,708
Like I bet your genitals are
the same distance from the ground.
268
00:13:12,876 --> 00:13:16,170
Look alive, gang. I think Archer's
gonna try to torpedo this deal...
269
00:13:16,337 --> 00:13:20,382
...so until the contract is signed,
don't let Archer anywhere near that office.
270
00:13:22,051 --> 00:13:23,093
[HAWKS THEN SPITS]
271
00:13:23,261 --> 00:13:25,304
What are you...?
Don't do that, you asshole.
272
00:13:25,472 --> 00:13:28,807
We're buying this place.
Carpet's shitty enough as it is.
273
00:13:28,975 --> 00:13:32,060
I'll tell you what's shitty.
Somebody's breath around here.
274
00:13:32,228 --> 00:13:33,270
[SNIFFING]
275
00:13:33,438 --> 00:13:37,274
Whoa, here, take three or four of them.
Probably won't kill you guys, either.
276
00:13:37,442 --> 00:13:40,903
Because somebody smells like they
ate the ass end out of a northbound cow.
277
00:13:41,070 --> 00:13:43,030
Well, what do you think?
278
00:13:43,198 --> 00:13:45,449
[SOBBING]
I think I'm gonna miss you so much.
279
00:13:45,617 --> 00:13:49,495
Aw, honey, you're not going anywhere,
not when I'm the regional director.
280
00:13:49,662 --> 00:13:52,581
But are you sure you'll get the job?
281
00:13:52,749 --> 00:13:56,084
Oh, honey, totally, yes. I mean,
I do have to sleep with Barry, but...
282
00:13:56,252 --> 00:13:58,962
Right, he said he's in the mainframe
and it's now or never.
283
00:13:59,130 --> 00:14:01,048
Really?
Yeah, used those exact words.
284
00:14:01,216 --> 00:14:03,717
Ugh. It all feels so dirty.
285
00:14:03,885 --> 00:14:07,471
Yeah, the carpet in there is gross.
No, trading sex for this job.
286
00:14:07,639 --> 00:14:10,766
I mean, it is the chance of a lifetime, but...
Honey, look at me.
287
00:14:10,934 --> 00:14:14,937
We all gotta do what we all gotta do.
You wouldn't hate me for it?
288
00:14:15,104 --> 00:14:20,442
Oh, God, no. But just do reverse cowgirl
because that carpet is seriously heinous.
289
00:14:20,610 --> 00:14:23,028
Wow, so guess that worked, huh?
290
00:14:23,196 --> 00:14:27,157
Pamela, cool runnings, man.
God, would you give it a rest, um?
291
00:14:27,325 --> 00:14:28,992
[ODIN AGENTS LAUGHING
AND GRUNTING]
292
00:14:29,452 --> 00:14:31,453
Damn, I had something for this.
293
00:14:32,497 --> 00:14:34,498
Blob Marley.
294
00:14:34,666 --> 00:14:35,707
[CHUCKLES]
295
00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:37,459
All right, there's my signature.
296
00:14:37,627 --> 00:14:41,380
And once you countersign...
We can set sail for romance.
297
00:14:41,548 --> 00:14:46,635
Mazatl?n, Maui, maybe even
a small wedding on the beach in Tahiti.
298
00:14:46,803 --> 00:14:49,930
Yeah, about that, could I
borrow Len for a second?
299
00:14:50,640 --> 00:14:53,183
Why?
To, um, give him my blessing...
300
00:14:53,351 --> 00:14:54,977
...in asking for your hand in marriage.
301
00:14:55,645 --> 00:14:57,479
Aw.
Well, that's just weird.
302
00:14:57,647 --> 00:14:59,856
No, it's beautiful, it's...
303
00:15:00,024 --> 00:15:03,860
Well, maybe not traditional,
but it's a damn classy move.
304
00:15:04,028 --> 00:15:05,654
After you, kiddo.
305
00:15:06,990 --> 00:15:08,323
[BARRY GROANS]
306
00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:10,033
Barry?
BARRY: In here.
307
00:15:10,201 --> 00:15:13,537
Just doing some
deep knee bends.
308
00:15:13,705 --> 00:15:15,205
Nude.
Wanted to stay loose.
309
00:15:15,373 --> 00:15:19,418
Yeah, so listen, about the job
and this, I don't think I can do it.
310
00:15:19,586 --> 00:15:21,795
Then why did you send that note?
What note?
311
00:15:21,963 --> 00:15:23,171
What the...?
312
00:15:23,339 --> 00:15:25,507
No, no, no.
Hey, open this damn door!
313
00:15:25,675 --> 00:15:28,135
Sorry, honey,
please don't hate me.
314
00:15:28,303 --> 00:15:30,012
Just doing what I gotta do.
315
00:15:30,513 --> 00:15:33,015
Huh. Sort of pictured
more of a lounge.
316
00:15:33,182 --> 00:15:35,100
Yeah.
Morris chairs, that kind of stuff.
317
00:15:35,268 --> 00:15:36,852
Yeah. So listen.
Some lamps.
318
00:15:37,020 --> 00:15:39,313
About you and Mother...
We're in love, kiddo.
319
00:15:39,480 --> 00:15:41,690
Well, maybe you're in love.
She's just in need.
320
00:15:41,858 --> 00:15:43,150
Of what?
Of money.
321
00:15:43,318 --> 00:15:46,194
She's broke, Trexler. She lost
everything in a Ponzi scheme.
322
00:15:46,362 --> 00:15:50,282
So, what you're saying, she's...
Using you, you dumb idiot.
323
00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:51,700
Oh.
324
00:15:53,202 --> 00:15:55,329
Doesn't matter. I am crazy about her.
What?
325
00:15:55,496 --> 00:15:58,999
And if I can be there for her when
she really needs me, then all the better.
326
00:15:59,167 --> 00:16:02,002
I was afraid you'd say that.
Why? Ow!
327
00:16:02,170 --> 00:16:05,047
Why are you doing that?
Hello.
328
00:16:05,214 --> 00:16:07,716
What is that?
Fish paralyzer.
329
00:16:07,884 --> 00:16:09,468
Okay.
330
00:16:09,636 --> 00:16:14,056
Okay, he's out. How's Krieger doing?
Not great.
331
00:16:14,223 --> 00:16:16,224
Yes, he is. Let's do this!
332
00:16:16,392 --> 00:16:17,976
[DRILL WHIRRING]
333
00:16:18,144 --> 00:16:20,771
So are we gonna do this or...?
No, no, we're not.
334
00:16:20,938 --> 00:16:23,398
For a list of reasons,
at the top of which is Archer.
335
00:16:23,566 --> 00:16:26,234
You're not still into that guy?
No. But he's out there...
336
00:16:26,402 --> 00:16:28,695
...somewhere and somehow,
dashing all my hopes.
337
00:16:28,863 --> 00:16:30,322
Look, this sale's gonna happen.
338
00:16:30,490 --> 00:16:33,033
So, what we should do
is spread our clothes around...
339
00:16:33,201 --> 00:16:36,578
...so our naked bodies
do not touch this carpet.
340
00:16:37,538 --> 00:16:39,039
MALORY:
Oh, for the...
341
00:16:39,207 --> 00:16:42,709
Sweet-and-sour?
Might as well start an ant farm.
342
00:16:42,877 --> 00:16:45,253
And what's taking those two so long?
343
00:16:45,421 --> 00:16:47,130
Wow, so that
didn't take long, huh?
344
00:16:47,298 --> 00:16:49,424
Uh, I don't know.
That was rhetorical.
345
00:16:49,592 --> 00:16:51,176
Okay, Krieger?
Yes.
346
00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:53,095
What are you doing?
What's next?
347
00:16:53,262 --> 00:16:57,015
Okay, cue visual.
Roger, cueing visual.
348
00:17:00,269 --> 00:17:03,605
Oh, there's my lovely lady love.
349
00:17:03,773 --> 00:17:06,692
Okay, now...
Wow, that feels good.
350
00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:09,528
ARCHER: Krieger.
Oh, commence the modified Ludovico.
351
00:17:09,696 --> 00:17:11,571
Commencing the modified Ludovico.
352
00:17:12,448 --> 00:17:15,867
Aah! Aah! No, no, no.
353
00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:18,120
I don't like this. No, no, no.
354
00:17:18,287 --> 00:17:19,913
Who is that? Who is that...
355
00:17:20,915 --> 00:17:23,333
...horrible woman?
That's Malory Archer.
356
00:17:23,501 --> 00:17:27,003
You love her.
TREXLER: No, no, no. Ick!
357
00:17:27,171 --> 00:17:29,089
Krieger? Krieger?
358
00:17:29,257 --> 00:17:32,926
Commence satellite link.
CYRIL: Commencing satellite link.
359
00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:35,887
[SCREAMING]
360
00:17:36,097 --> 00:17:38,432
So you wouldn't wanna marry her?
No, no, please.
361
00:17:38,599 --> 00:17:40,809
Please make it stop.
362
00:17:41,310 --> 00:17:43,478
Okay.
What do I do, what do I do?
363
00:17:43,646 --> 00:17:46,148
Just hit "tab." Idiot.
Oh.
364
00:17:46,941 --> 00:17:49,985
Okay, it's over and you're sure
you don't wanna marry that woman?
365
00:17:50,153 --> 00:17:52,946
Oh, God, no.
You know what I want?
366
00:17:53,114 --> 00:17:54,573
Tell me.
Some of that lettuce.
367
00:17:54,741 --> 00:17:56,658
Um, okay.
Or actually, can I have all of it?
368
00:17:56,826 --> 00:17:59,202
And the bunny attached to it.
He is attached, right?
369
00:17:59,370 --> 00:18:02,164
The bunny and lettuce?
Can we give Lenny the rabbit?
370
00:18:02,331 --> 00:18:03,999
And the lettuce.
371
00:18:05,334 --> 00:18:06,668
Sure thing, go to town.
372
00:18:06,836 --> 00:18:09,755
Yeah, because you know,
they're brothers.
373
00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:12,674
Is he always gonna be like
this now? Because I feel bad.
374
00:18:12,842 --> 00:18:15,761
Sterling? Len?
375
00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:19,014
Either and/or both?
Where the hell are you?
376
00:18:19,182 --> 00:18:22,267
Len!
Yeah, do you know where he is?
377
00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:27,189
Yes, I'm just screaming his name
down the hall to celebrate that fact.
378
00:18:27,356 --> 00:18:30,317
Is that some kind of joke?
Is that?
379
00:18:30,485 --> 00:18:33,069
It's cold in here.
TREXLER: Because she's here.
380
00:18:33,237 --> 00:18:36,281
The big, bad lady is here
and she is cold.
381
00:18:36,449 --> 00:18:38,450
Len, what's going on?
TREXLER: You're mean.
382
00:18:38,618 --> 00:18:39,993
What?
And I don't like you.
383
00:18:40,161 --> 00:18:44,039
And I don't want ISIS or you. And all
I want is this lettuce and his brother.
384
00:18:44,207 --> 00:18:46,041
Rabbert Klein.
Rabbert Klein.
385
00:18:46,209 --> 00:18:47,626
So Barry, you ass.
BARRY: Yeah?
386
00:18:47,794 --> 00:18:52,172
For the love of all that's green, take
me and Rabbert to the lettuce store.
387
00:18:52,715 --> 00:18:56,009
Sterling Malory Archer.
388
00:18:56,177 --> 00:18:59,888
Yes, Mother, I'm here for you.
389
00:19:00,056 --> 00:19:03,558
GILLETTE: You did the right thing, hon.
And all it cost me was my dream job.
390
00:19:03,726 --> 00:19:06,228
And a broken hand,
which kills.
391
00:19:06,395 --> 00:19:07,896
[GRUNTS]
392
00:19:09,357 --> 00:19:12,317
I'm good.
Racist.
393
00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:18,740
Buy you a cup of coffee?
You know, since you're broke.
394
00:19:18,908 --> 00:19:19,991
You meddling ass.
Me?
395
00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:22,285
Sterling, I know
what you did to Trexler.
396
00:19:22,578 --> 00:19:24,204
I didn't do anyth...
Yes, you did.
397
00:19:24,372 --> 00:19:28,250
Because certain items in my desk...
Bah, bah-bah-bah. I can't hear you.
398
00:19:28,417 --> 00:19:30,210
...were not where I put them.
Bah-bah-bah.
399
00:19:30,378 --> 00:19:33,880
And we need never to speak
of that sickening invasion of privacy again.
400
00:19:34,048 --> 00:19:36,216
Yeah, and the neverer
the better.
401
00:19:36,384 --> 00:19:39,427
But since I can only assume
that Russian mind-control chip...
402
00:19:39,595 --> 00:19:42,597
...is rattling around
in Len Trexler's bald head...
403
00:19:42,765 --> 00:19:44,432
Not rattling, Krieger stapled it.
404
00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:48,687
...I had to go to plan B
and lease out three floors in the building.
405
00:19:49,313 --> 00:19:52,065
And also sell the cleaners.
You sold the cleaners?
406
00:19:52,233 --> 00:19:53,775
To who?
MAN: Or whom.
407
00:19:53,943 --> 00:19:56,361
What? Popeye?
Mm-hm.
408
00:19:56,529 --> 00:19:58,655
And he paid up front, in cash.
409
00:19:58,823 --> 00:20:02,450
Yeah, not surprising, considering
the fact he's a loan-sharking pimp.
410
00:20:02,618 --> 00:20:05,912
Former loan-sharking pimp.
I'm going legitimate.
411
00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:09,291
What do you know about dry cleaning?
I know you owe me 3 grand.
412
00:20:09,458 --> 00:20:10,625
I told you when I...
413
00:20:10,793 --> 00:20:13,920
And I also know I got five
of your hand-tailored suits in the back.
414
00:20:14,088 --> 00:20:16,882
What, you're holding my suits hostage?
Collateral.
415
00:20:17,049 --> 00:20:18,967
Now, get the **** out of my cleaners.
416
00:20:19,135 --> 00:20:20,719
I think it's a good fit.
What?
417
00:20:20,887 --> 00:20:22,762
See you tomorrow, Popeye.
418
00:20:22,930 --> 00:20:24,180
Mm-hm.
419
00:20:24,348 --> 00:20:26,808
What do I know about dry cleaning?
420
00:20:26,976 --> 00:20:29,811
I know I'm switching
from perc to D5.
421
00:20:29,979 --> 00:20:32,480
Going green up in here.
422
00:20:34,984 --> 00:20:36,276
Oh.
423
00:21:12,021 --> 00:21:14,022
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