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[classical music]
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I can hear you breathing.
Please stop.
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Eggs Dauphine, my lady.
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Blanche, I said I wanted
scrambled eggs.
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Blanche, you idiot!
You got egg upon my snood!
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He was going to
wear that today!
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Now he has to select
another snood!
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I'm Lillian.
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I'm the pretty, smart,
funny, ambitious,
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nice body,
soon-to-be famous one.
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And I'm Beatrice.
I'm the pretty one.
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Sir, telegram for you,
Lady Beatrice.
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Ooh!
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[clears throat]
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Oh. Mm.
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[sighs]
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What does it say?
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I don't know how to read.
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Right.
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Oh, Darling, your friends,
the Claudette Sisters?
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They've passed.
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[gasps]
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Our best friends died!
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Finally!
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The Claudette sisters'
passing means
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there's 2 spots open
in the Newport 400--
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the 400 most important
white people in all of America.
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And I know who's
going to fill them.
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Who?
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Us.
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Well, I'd like to
propose a toast
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to the death of
our social rivals.
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To the Claudette sisters!
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And to tuberculosis for taking
their lives at such a young age.
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- Yes!
- [laughter]
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Mm.
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This is disgusting!
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(man)
♪ I want the money,
I want the fame ♪
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♪ I want the whole world
to know my name ♪
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♪ This is mine, I gotta get it ♪
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♪ I got to get it,
got, got to get it ♪
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♪ Another period ♪
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[classical music]
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(Lillian)
Tonight's a very big night
and we have to look our best
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because the head
of the Newport 400,
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the Marquis de Sainsbury is
coming to meet us.
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He alone decides whether we will
finally make it into society.
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And when he arrives we'll prove
we're the very definition
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of class and distinction.
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Hello.
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(Peepers)
I want those peacocks' teeth
brushed.
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What is this? What are you?
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We don't allow street urchins
in this home.
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Sir, I'm the new servant girl,
Celine.
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Servant girl?
You smell of chicken gizzards.
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Why are you dawdling?
We're on a very tight schedule
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as we have
an important guest arriving.
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Now, some of your duties will
include winding the clock,
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exercising the swans,
bloodletting, ghost removal.
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I am Mr. Peepers.
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I am head butler to
the illustrious Bellacourts.
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They are, of course, the family
of the great magnet magnate,
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Commodore Bellacourt
and his lovely wife Dodo.
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Yogurt spoon, pudding spoon,
fish fork, crab tong.
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Yogurt spoon, pudding spoon,
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fish fork, crab tong.
Yogurt spoon.
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- Blanche!
- [screams]
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[cries]
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This is Blanche's first week
back from the asylum.
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Some people think
she's dangerous,
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but the only person she's
likely to harm is herself.
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We have a lot of fun
with her.
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(Blanche)
I have been diagnosed with
hysteria.
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And because of that,
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the state made Mr. Peepers
my legal guardian.
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Which basically means he can
throw me in the nuthouse
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just because
he goddamn feels like it.
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Frederick, when are you
going to take a wife?
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Mother, I'm in love
with someone.
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Well, what's that
got to do with anything?
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Good morning.
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Hello, I am Frederick.
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Yes, I know, sir.
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I've been taking care of you
since you were born.
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What is that?
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I'm sorry you had to see
this poor person
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in street clothes, Madam.
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Luella hurled herself
from the balcony.
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This is her replacement.
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Servant, what is your name?
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My name is Celine, Madam.
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[laughs]
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That's not a servant's name.
You should be called Barb.
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Oh no, dear, that won't do.
I had that cat named Barb.
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Ooh, I know!
You should be called Chair.
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Beatrice, that's
a wonderful idea.
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Servant, your name is Chair now.
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Chair, meet Mayor Cutie.
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Shake her hand, Chair.
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You're welcome.
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Thank God
we're finally alone.
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Yes, finally. Just you
and I and no one else around.
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Not a soul in the world
but you and I.
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Oh, Frederick,
why can't we be married?
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Because you're my sister.
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Oh, applesauce.
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Oh God, it turns me on
when you say that word.
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I want you now, right here.
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Yes, Frederick.
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Undress for me.
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Yes.
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Yes.
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Whew.
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Slower.
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Oh, just a few more minutes.
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Oh, my goodness,
in a few more minutes,
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you will be mine.
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Yes.
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There you are.
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You ready for me right now?
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Mm-hmm. Yes, Frederick.
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Shall I?
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Yes.
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Here it comes.
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Oh, your body.
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Oh, God.
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Yes, yes.
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(Beatrice)
Almost ready?
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Almost ready.
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Yes.
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(Beatrice)
Oh, yes.
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And this is your room.
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This is where you'll be living,
if you play your cards right,
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for the next 40 years.
Alone.
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[bell rings]
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My God, that's
the custard bell.
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When I return, I expect
you to be covered up.
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This isn't a bordello.
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Bald eagle
and toast points again?
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Yuck!
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Hortense,
that's enough food for you.
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Lady Hortense
is my eldest daughter.
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She suffers from
a variety of ailments
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from photosensitivity
to thigh heft.
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One can only hope she'll live
a mercifully short life.
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I hope you plan on shaving
your mole
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for my induction into
the Newport 400 this evening.
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Oh, no, is that tonight?
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I suppose I shouldn't have
invited my guests over then.
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Who did you invite?
You don't have any friends.
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Oh, no one.
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Just somebody I met in
the Women's Temperance League.
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Named Helen Keller.
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What, are we supposed to know
who in the hell that is?
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Is she that gal that
can't smell?
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She's blind and deaf, you ninny.
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[laughs]
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Are you serious?
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You can't have poor people
at my party!
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Show some compassion, Lillian.
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Hore doesn't have anything else
to live for.
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My name is Hortense.
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Whatever, Hore, at least
our faces are symmetrical!
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Yeah, at least we don't wear
face windows!
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And at least we're not barren!
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[laughter]
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I hope inviting the most
important woman in America over
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doesn't upstage my darling
sister on her big day.
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(man)
♪ Solid gold, solid gold, mofo ♪
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♪ It's hot, baby ♪
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We have swimming trunks,
a change for evening.
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This is going to be
wonderful.
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Where do you two
think you're going?
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Well, we're going off
to war, of course.
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You can't go to war.
We're having a party.
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Yeah, which war is it,
the poor people war?
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The one about the potato?
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I think it might be.
I know it's an important one
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- that we really must go to.
- Yes.
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I let you leave through
all eight of my childbirths.
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You can't leave tonight. The
Marquis de Sainsbury is coming.
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What would I have done
during the labors?
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I would have just
gotten in the way.
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You think I wanted to be there?!
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The marriage involves a dowry,
which is quite valuable.
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(Victor)
It's almost like
a prize that you get
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for enduring something horrible
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or something that makes you
want to throw up.
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[giggling]
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When you put two penises
side by side,
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that's called log stacking.
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(Peepers)
Now that the Bellacourts are fed
and ready,
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it is the servants' turn to eat
their single meal of the day.
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This is what we call "All Meal."
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So, Chair, are you having fun
on your first day?
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Just think, in 20 years,
you could be
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head assistant housemaid
like Blanche.
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That is, if Blanche
is dead by then.
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And if you ever need help
walking the peacocks
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or transporting the family
feces, just let me know, Chair.
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For God's sake,
my name isn't Chair.
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My mother named me Celine before
she died giving birth to me.
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It was the only gift
she ever gave me.
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Boohoo! All our mothers
died in childbirth!
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Do you think I was born Peepers?
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I was once known as Mitch.
A word of warning, Chair.
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If you find yourself incapable
of doing your duties,
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you can hit the streets and
begin your new life as a beggar.
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Oh, Chair is much too pretty
to be a beggar.
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Thank you, Garfield.
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Oh, yes, she most definitely
would be a prostitute.
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An expensive one, too.
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Yeah, she'd know how to do
all the weird stuff.
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I'm not going to die!
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People are living into
their 50s these days.
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And I'm not going to
be here either.
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I have dreams, you know.
Big dreams.
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No offense, Blanche,
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but I don't think you'd
make it as a prostitute.
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No. I'm going to work
in a factory.
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[laughter]
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You? In a factory?
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With your face?
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Do you have some magic genie
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that we don't know about,
Blanche?
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You're a piece of shit.
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If you really want to make it
out of this house,
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you need to use the only thing
a woman has going for her.
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Her piss flaps!
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[laughs]
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You know what I'm talking about,
right, Chair?
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[bell rings]
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All Meal is over. Stop eating.
Everyone upstairs.
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Garfield.
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What the hell are
you doing here, Celine?
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My name is Chair now.
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[bell rings]
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[bell rings]
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[coughs]
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I'm full.
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Helen Keller is arriving!
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[laughs]
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- Hey!
- Garfield, come with me.
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- Yes, Ma'am.
- No!
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You can't take my cheese man
during cheese time!
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[arguing indistinctly]
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Lillian Abigail
Hitler Smitherhorn Fish!
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You unhand that cheese man
this instant,
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or 2 of your 12 horses
will be put down!
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[gasps]
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[screams]
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Now get dressed.
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Come to the foyer
and greet our guests.
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Hello?
255
00:11:54,981 --> 00:11:57,348
(Hortense)
Helen Keller is
coming to visit me!
256
00:11:57,350 --> 00:11:59,884
Oh, I haven't been this excited
since Lillian's birthday was
257
00:11:59,886 --> 00:12:04,422
the same day as the World's Fair
and nobody came to her party.
258
00:12:06,927 --> 00:12:10,829
Helen Keller and Annie Sullivan.
259
00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:18,074
6000+ live TV channels on your TV?
Just go to www.tvtodo.live
260
00:12:19,773 --> 00:12:21,506
Why is she doing that
with her hands?
261
00:12:21,508 --> 00:12:22,507
Is she an Italian?
262
00:12:22,509 --> 00:12:26,578
She's speaking and listening
with her hands.
263
00:12:29,316 --> 00:12:32,250
Wow.
264
00:12:32,252 --> 00:12:35,553
She says hi.
265
00:12:38,959 --> 00:12:41,726
Beatrice, stop staring.
266
00:12:41,728 --> 00:12:42,861
What? Sorry, what?
267
00:12:42,863 --> 00:12:46,831
You fell asleep with
your eyes open again.
268
00:12:46,833 --> 00:12:49,033
Helen would like to thank
Hortense for
269
00:12:49,035 --> 00:12:50,502
her financial contribution
270
00:12:50,504 --> 00:12:53,037
to our women's
suffragette movement.
271
00:12:53,039 --> 00:12:54,873
Oh.
272
00:12:54,875 --> 00:12:57,108
Well, to me suffrage
isn't--
273
00:12:57,110 --> 00:12:58,543
Haven't women suffered enough?
274
00:12:58,545 --> 00:13:01,446
I mean, we're already inferior
to men in every way.
275
00:13:01,448 --> 00:13:05,717
Lillian, suffrage is
the right to vote.
276
00:13:05,719 --> 00:13:08,419
Vote! Would we
have to do it every day?
277
00:13:08,421 --> 00:13:10,488
If women can vote, who's next?
278
00:13:10,490 --> 00:13:13,958
Horses? Tulips? Beatrice?!
279
00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:14,826
[snores]
280
00:13:14,828 --> 00:13:16,394
These people are absurd.
281
00:13:16,396 --> 00:13:18,363
They can't make me vote.
282
00:13:18,365 --> 00:13:20,064
This is
the east morphine room.
283
00:13:20,066 --> 00:13:22,600
(Dodo)
Whilst my daughters were
socializing,
284
00:13:22,602 --> 00:13:24,702
I decided to slip away
for a little me time.
285
00:13:24,704 --> 00:13:28,973
You are to give Lady Bellacourt
10 cc's of morphine exactly.
286
00:13:28,975 --> 00:13:32,744
Not a drop more or,
God forbid, a drop less.
287
00:13:32,746 --> 00:13:35,513
We need to achieve
the perfect balance
288
00:13:35,515 --> 00:13:39,751
between hallucination
and death.
289
00:13:39,753 --> 00:13:40,985
Do you have a clean needle?
290
00:13:40,987 --> 00:13:42,787
(Peepers)
Oh, what's wrong with
this needle?
291
00:13:42,789 --> 00:13:44,756
It worked perfectly well
yesterday.
292
00:13:44,758 --> 00:13:47,025
Ah.
[spits]
293
00:13:47,027 --> 00:13:49,694
Oh, the pain!
294
00:13:49,696 --> 00:13:50,528
The pain!
295
00:13:50,530 --> 00:13:54,866
Oh, quit your jibber jabbering
and prick her.
296
00:13:57,938 --> 00:13:59,437
[Dodo moans]
297
00:13:59,439 --> 00:14:03,007
My life is falling apart.
[groans]
298
00:14:03,009 --> 00:14:03,842
[sighs]
299
00:14:03,844 --> 00:14:08,646
I think my husband, the
Commodore, is having an affair.
300
00:14:09,015 --> 00:14:13,418
You have such lovely
alabaster skin, Chair.
301
00:14:13,420 --> 00:14:16,087
I wish I had skin like that.
302
00:14:16,089 --> 00:14:21,426
but Great Grand-no-no
sacked a Moorish village,
303
00:14:21,428 --> 00:14:22,660
and now I'm Latin.
304
00:14:22,662 --> 00:14:25,230
Chair. Is that Welsh?
305
00:14:25,232 --> 00:14:29,467
No, it's Chair, like a chair.
But my name.
306
00:14:34,875 --> 00:14:38,142
I don't get it.
Why wouldn't you want to see?
307
00:14:38,144 --> 00:14:39,244
I like seeing.
308
00:14:39,246 --> 00:14:42,013
It's not that she doesn't want
to see, it's that she can't see.
309
00:14:42,015 --> 00:14:44,482
Well, is she looking
through her eyes?
310
00:14:44,484 --> 00:14:47,886
Go back to sleep.
311
00:14:48,188 --> 00:14:50,855
The Marquis de Sainsbury
has arrived.
312
00:14:50,857 --> 00:14:51,856
What? He's early!
313
00:14:51,858 --> 00:14:53,157
I haven't burned
my freckles off yet.
314
00:14:53,159 --> 00:14:56,928
Blanche, put a sheet
over the blind girl, now!
315
00:14:56,930 --> 00:14:58,596
[screams]
316
00:14:58,598 --> 00:15:00,899
Hello. I can't tell you
how pleased I am to make
317
00:15:00,901 --> 00:15:03,034
- your acquaintance, Marquis.
- Good morning, Your Highness.
318
00:15:03,036 --> 00:15:06,571
I'm sorry that I'm early, but I
like to catch people off guard.
319
00:15:06,573 --> 00:15:08,806
I'm the great
Marquis de Sainsbury,
320
00:15:08,808 --> 00:15:11,509
the arbiter of who's who
in Newport society.
321
00:15:11,511 --> 00:15:13,211
Now, with all this new money,
322
00:15:13,213 --> 00:15:15,046
it's my job to separate
the elite
323
00:15:15,048 --> 00:15:17,048
from the almost rich
vomit people.
324
00:15:17,050 --> 00:15:19,317
Good figs,
is that Helen Keller?
325
00:15:19,319 --> 00:15:20,652
- [cries]
- Why didn't you tell me
326
00:15:20,654 --> 00:15:24,422
you had the most famous woman
in America here?
327
00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:25,023
Her?!
328
00:15:25,025 --> 00:15:27,225
The great tragedy
is that you cannot see
329
00:15:27,227 --> 00:15:30,094
the magnificent beauty with
which God has bestowed you.
330
00:15:30,096 --> 00:15:32,030
Wait, you speak that
dumb hand language, too?
331
00:15:32,032 --> 00:15:34,766
I'm the Marquis de Sainsbury.
I speak all the languages.
332
00:15:34,768 --> 00:15:36,768
(Lillian)
I mean, how hard could it be?
333
00:15:36,770 --> 00:15:38,603
It's just hands.
334
00:15:38,605 --> 00:15:39,671
[chuckles]
335
00:15:39,673 --> 00:15:40,605
I am wicked.
336
00:15:40,607 --> 00:15:42,874
[laughter]
337
00:15:42,876 --> 00:15:46,210
You are a wicked mute.
What are you doing?
338
00:15:46,212 --> 00:15:47,145
That's gibberish.
339
00:15:47,147 --> 00:15:49,714
You're embarrassing yourself.
340
00:15:49,716 --> 00:15:51,282
(Lillian)
She stole my moment!
341
00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:53,051
When I get done with her,
being deaf and blind
342
00:15:53,053 --> 00:15:59,090
is gonna to be the least
of Helen Keller's problems.
343
00:15:59,092 --> 00:16:04,429
(man)
♪ 19 money,
Rockefeller, Rockefeller ♪
344
00:16:04,431 --> 00:16:06,664
Who's there?
345
00:16:06,666 --> 00:16:09,100
[laughter]
346
00:16:09,102 --> 00:16:11,402
Utterly charming.
347
00:16:11,404 --> 00:16:12,603
Tell me, what do you think
348
00:16:12,605 --> 00:16:14,472
of the new women's fashion
of pants?
349
00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:17,642
Oh, the butt dress? Repulsive!
350
00:16:17,644 --> 00:16:19,777
I was talking to Helen.
351
00:16:19,779 --> 00:16:22,814
Well, since we have such an
esteemed guest staying with us,
352
00:16:22,816 --> 00:16:24,682
why don't we bring out
the cocaine wine?
353
00:16:24,684 --> 00:16:25,783
Well, that sounds exotic.
354
00:16:25,785 --> 00:16:28,886
What serendipity has
married cocaine and wine?
355
00:16:28,888 --> 00:16:30,588
I tried opium once in Indochina
356
00:16:30,590 --> 00:16:32,156
and all it made me do was
shit through my teeth.
357
00:16:32,158 --> 00:16:35,827
Our guests are members of
the Women's Temperance League,
358
00:16:35,829 --> 00:16:37,729
so no wine for us, thank you.
359
00:16:37,731 --> 00:16:39,731
Don't worry.
It's mostly cocaine.
360
00:16:39,733 --> 00:16:41,799
If it's mostly cocaine...
361
00:16:41,801 --> 00:16:42,900
[blows raspberry]
362
00:16:42,902 --> 00:16:46,037
Well, stuff my bottom,
let's pop her!
363
00:16:46,039 --> 00:16:47,005
[laughs]
364
00:16:47,007 --> 00:16:47,939
[cork pops]
365
00:16:47,941 --> 00:16:50,208
[water splashing]
366
00:16:50,210 --> 00:16:53,244
Yes, I quite enjoy
Frederick's bath time.
367
00:16:53,246 --> 00:16:55,446
I know it's Frederick's
bath time,
368
00:16:55,448 --> 00:16:59,050
but it also is, in an essence,
my bath time.
369
00:16:59,052 --> 00:17:01,052
I get to wash my hands.
370
00:17:01,054 --> 00:17:05,690
Oh, Garfield, sometimes I feel
as though I have nothing.
371
00:17:05,692 --> 00:17:08,726
I can't be with the woman
I love. I have no career.
372
00:17:08,728 --> 00:17:12,463
I have absolutely
nothing to do all day
373
00:17:12,465 --> 00:17:14,465
except eat, take naps, hunt,
374
00:17:14,467 --> 00:17:16,601
relax, take drugs,
play sporting games,
375
00:17:16,603 --> 00:17:20,038
do all the leisurely activities
that please me.
376
00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:22,940
Can you imagine not being able
to follow your dreams?
377
00:17:22,942 --> 00:17:23,674
Oh, no, sir.
378
00:17:23,676 --> 00:17:25,710
For you see, I work
for the Bellacourts.
379
00:17:25,712 --> 00:17:29,914
Sometimes I can't believe
how lucky I am.
380
00:17:32,919 --> 00:17:37,422
Frederick, can
I tell you a secret?
381
00:17:37,424 --> 00:17:39,057
No, thank you.
382
00:17:39,059 --> 00:17:42,360
[laughter]
383
00:17:42,829 --> 00:17:46,697
That lady was
Roosevelt's daughter
384
00:17:46,699 --> 00:17:48,099
without a hat!
385
00:17:48,101 --> 00:17:51,736
[laughter]
386
00:17:51,738 --> 00:17:52,770
More cocaine wine?
387
00:17:52,772 --> 00:17:54,772
- Yes.
- A little bit more won't hurt.
388
00:17:54,774 --> 00:17:56,574
Any lady in Newport society
389
00:17:56,576 --> 00:17:58,576
needs to know how
to hold her liquor.
390
00:17:58,578 --> 00:18:01,145
Well, I can hold my liquor
better than anyone!
391
00:18:01,147 --> 00:18:01,813
Me, too!
392
00:18:01,815 --> 00:18:03,981
Oh, my goodness,
that sounds like a challenge.
393
00:18:03,983 --> 00:18:05,817
Shall we see who can drink it
the fastest?
394
00:18:05,819 --> 00:18:07,151
- Oh!
- Yes! Yes!
395
00:18:07,153 --> 00:18:08,619
Helen, other person!
396
00:18:08,621 --> 00:18:10,088
- Let's race.
- One, two, three go!
397
00:18:10,090 --> 00:18:14,792
Wait! I have to tell Helen
we're doing a contest.
398
00:18:14,794 --> 00:18:16,094
Come on.
399
00:18:16,096 --> 00:18:20,498
(Marquis de Sainsbury)
Go, go, go, go, go.
400
00:18:20,700 --> 00:18:22,066
Aah!
401
00:18:22,068 --> 00:18:23,201
You are all piles of trash!
402
00:18:23,203 --> 00:18:24,569
I am a mountain of gold!
403
00:18:24,571 --> 00:18:27,472
I won! I took the egg!
404
00:18:27,474 --> 00:18:29,107
Aah!
405
00:18:29,109 --> 00:18:31,943
I won, you dumb haybag!
You don't count.
406
00:18:31,945 --> 00:18:34,879
Second place.
Why am I always second place?
407
00:18:34,881 --> 00:18:37,048
You're not second place.
Lillian's second place!
408
00:18:37,050 --> 00:18:38,116
I'm first place.
I won.
409
00:18:38,118 --> 00:18:40,885
No one asked you to play, Hore!
You're fat!
410
00:18:40,887 --> 00:18:42,587
"Other person"?!
"Other person"?!
411
00:18:42,589 --> 00:18:45,189
I'm the one that taught her
to communicate!
412
00:18:45,191 --> 00:18:46,891
Without me she'd be nothing!
413
00:18:46,893 --> 00:18:49,727
You're nothing
without me, Keller!
414
00:18:49,729 --> 00:18:53,097
Nothing!
415
00:18:53,099 --> 00:18:54,932
I love you, Annie!
416
00:18:54,934 --> 00:18:56,033
Aah!
417
00:18:56,035 --> 00:18:56,801
[screams]
418
00:18:56,803 --> 00:18:58,836
That's a Ming vase,
you deaf bitch!
419
00:18:58,838 --> 00:19:02,840
We only have 17 of those!
420
00:19:02,842 --> 00:19:05,276
[screams]
421
00:19:05,278 --> 00:19:08,813
[screaming]
422
00:19:15,989 --> 00:19:19,056
I wasn't totally sure
what was happening...
423
00:19:19,058 --> 00:19:20,291
Aah!
424
00:19:20,293 --> 00:19:23,194
but I knew I wanted
to stab someone.
425
00:19:23,196 --> 00:19:25,830
[screaming]
426
00:19:25,832 --> 00:19:28,065
Let go of my sister!
427
00:19:28,067 --> 00:19:31,602
[screaming]
428
00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:36,874
You heathens!
429
00:19:36,876 --> 00:19:39,110
What is this, Baltimore?!
430
00:19:39,112 --> 00:19:40,111
[gunshot]
431
00:19:40,113 --> 00:19:41,112
[screams]
432
00:19:41,114 --> 00:19:42,647
Intruder!
433
00:19:42,649 --> 00:19:47,151
Wawa.
434
00:19:47,153 --> 00:19:48,519
(man)
♪ I just want the money, money ♪
435
00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:50,621
♪ I just want the money ♪
436
00:19:50,623 --> 00:19:53,357
I'm sorry
Hortense ruined everything.
437
00:19:53,359 --> 00:19:55,393
Who the hell is Hortense?!
438
00:19:55,395 --> 00:19:58,396
I've literally been here
the whole time.
439
00:19:58,398 --> 00:20:01,365
I am leaving!
440
00:20:01,367 --> 00:20:02,333
Annie? Helen?
441
00:20:02,335 --> 00:20:03,401
Have you ever taken a ride
442
00:20:03,403 --> 00:20:05,336
in a 1901 Rolls-Royce carriage?
443
00:20:05,338 --> 00:20:09,140
4 horsepower. Human leather.
444
00:20:12,278 --> 00:20:15,479
Who cares about the stupid
Newport 400 anyway?
445
00:20:15,481 --> 00:20:18,216
[screams]
446
00:20:18,218 --> 00:20:20,184
I just want to be a Bellacourt.
447
00:20:20,186 --> 00:20:21,419
We might be a little kooky,
448
00:20:21,421 --> 00:20:24,222
and we might do things
in our own crazy little way,
449
00:20:24,224 --> 00:20:30,161
but in the end, the only thing
that matters is family.
450
00:20:38,538 --> 00:20:40,238
Mm-hmm.
451
00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:42,673
Tell me, did you miss me?
452
00:20:42,675 --> 00:20:44,308
Of course.
453
00:20:44,310 --> 00:20:46,377
My boyfriend's back.
454
00:20:46,379 --> 00:20:50,314
Are you enjoying your new
position at the manor?
455
00:20:50,316 --> 00:20:53,618
I enjoy almost
every position.
456
00:20:53,620 --> 00:20:57,188
Oh. Oh.
457
00:20:57,190 --> 00:20:59,490
Oh, oh! Oh!
458
00:20:59,492 --> 00:21:01,959
I hope it's an heir.
459
00:21:01,961 --> 00:21:04,862
I mean, a boy.
460
00:21:04,864 --> 00:21:10,101
[hip-hop music]
461
00:21:10,103 --> 00:21:12,270
(Albert)
Next time on Another Period...
462
00:21:12,272 --> 00:21:13,437
[screams]
463
00:21:13,439 --> 00:21:14,605
[screams]
464
00:21:14,607 --> 00:21:15,573
[screams]
465
00:21:15,575 --> 00:21:17,341
[screaming]
466
00:21:17,343 --> 00:21:19,143
- [screams]
- [screams]
467
00:21:19,145 --> 00:21:20,144
[screams]
468
00:21:20,146 --> 00:21:21,012
[screams]
469
00:21:21,014 --> 00:21:21,045
[all screaming]
469
00:21:22,305 --> 00:21:28,309
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