Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:02,768 --> 00:00:05,637
♪ Boy, the way
Glenn Miller played ♪
2
00:00:05,639 --> 00:00:09,407
♪ Songs that made
The Hit Parade ♪
3
00:00:09,409 --> 00:00:12,777
♪ Guys like us
We had it made ♪
4
00:00:12,779 --> 00:00:16,314
♪ Those were the days ♪
5
00:00:16,316 --> 00:00:19,283
♪ And you knewWhere you were then ♪
6
00:00:19,285 --> 00:00:23,622
♪ Girls were girlsAnd men were men ♪
7
00:00:23,624 --> 00:00:30,161
♪ Mister, we could use a manLike Herbert Hoover again ♪
8
00:00:30,163 --> 00:00:32,363
♪ Didn't needNo welfare state ♪
9
00:00:32,365 --> 00:00:36,434
♪ Everybody pulledHis weight ♪
10
00:00:36,436 --> 00:00:40,505
♪ Gee, our old LaSalleRan great ♪
11
00:00:40,507 --> 00:00:45,877
♪ Those were the days ♪
12
00:00:53,919 --> 00:00:55,219
All right, all right,
come on.
13
00:00:55,221 --> 00:00:57,221
Off your butt
and on your feet, here.
14
00:00:57,223 --> 00:00:58,489
We've got
company coming.
15
00:00:58,491 --> 00:00:59,924
I want this whole
area, please.
16
00:00:59,926 --> 00:01:01,126
Come on.
Move it, move it.
17
00:01:01,128 --> 00:01:03,394
Boy, one sergeant's wife
comes to visit,
18
00:01:03,396 --> 00:01:04,929
this places turns
into an Army barracks.
19
00:01:04,931 --> 00:01:07,298
Not Army, Meathead--
Air Force.
20
00:01:07,300 --> 00:01:08,432
Remember that.
21
00:01:08,434 --> 00:01:10,835
The 15th Air Force
flying out of Foggia, Italy--
22
00:01:10,837 --> 00:01:13,237
the ones that won the war.
The ones that won the war.
23
00:01:13,239 --> 00:01:14,605
Yes.
24
00:01:14,607 --> 00:01:18,143
Now, let's see what this detail
is doing in here.
25
00:01:18,145 --> 00:01:19,144
What are you
doing, Edith?
26
00:01:19,146 --> 00:01:21,579
Ain't the meat
dead yet?
27
00:01:21,581 --> 00:01:23,682
Oh, no, Archie.
It's chuck.
28
00:01:23,684 --> 00:01:25,183
I'm tenderizing it.
29
00:01:25,185 --> 00:01:26,184
Oh.
30
00:01:26,186 --> 00:01:27,385
Well, that's
all right, then.
31
00:01:27,387 --> 00:01:28,386
You keep stabbing
it, Edith,
32
00:01:28,388 --> 00:01:29,587
because Duke Loomis' wife
33
00:01:29,589 --> 00:01:31,289
ain't no spring
chicken, you know.
34
00:01:31,291 --> 00:01:33,925
She's probably got
store teeth by now.
35
00:01:33,927 --> 00:01:35,860
Daddy, I've never seen you
this anxious.
36
00:01:35,862 --> 00:01:38,462
Why are you making such a fuss
over Mrs. Loomis?
37
00:01:38,464 --> 00:01:40,031
Oh, I don't care
nothing about her.
38
00:01:40,033 --> 00:01:41,833
I'm doing this for
the Duke, my best buddy,
39
00:01:41,835 --> 00:01:43,034
the guy that
saved my life.
40
00:01:43,036 --> 00:01:44,769
That's right, Gloria.
41
00:01:44,771 --> 00:01:46,971
Sergeant Loomis
threw himself
42
00:01:46,973 --> 00:01:49,674
on a live I-talian
for Archie.
43
00:01:54,947 --> 00:01:58,016
Edith...
44
00:01:58,018 --> 00:02:01,319
it's an I-talian
grenade, Edith.
45
00:02:01,321 --> 00:02:03,454
A grenade... that
some joker threw
46
00:02:03,456 --> 00:02:05,757
into the barracks,
there, see?
47
00:02:05,759 --> 00:02:07,592
And you can keep this
in mind, little girl,
48
00:02:07,594 --> 00:02:08,793
if it wasn't for the Duke,
49
00:02:08,795 --> 00:02:10,795
you probably wouldn't
be here today.
50
00:02:10,797 --> 00:02:12,463
Neither would I.
51
00:02:16,102 --> 00:02:17,335
Why not?
52
00:02:17,337 --> 00:02:20,772
I'd be living someplace else...
53
00:02:20,774 --> 00:02:22,941
Aw, come on.
54
00:02:22,943 --> 00:02:25,176
And Gloria would look different.
55
00:02:27,880 --> 00:02:29,347
Come on, come on,
come on.
56
00:02:29,349 --> 00:02:30,681
Listen, what are yous
fooling around?
57
00:02:30,683 --> 00:02:33,051
You got to set
the table in there,
58
00:02:33,053 --> 00:02:35,053
because I want the front room
to be looking nice
59
00:02:35,055 --> 00:02:36,054
when she gets here,
60
00:02:36,056 --> 00:02:37,388
so come on. Set the table.
61
00:02:37,390 --> 00:02:38,823
Move it, move it, move it, huh?
62
00:02:38,825 --> 00:02:39,991
What about you,
Meathead?
63
00:02:39,993 --> 00:02:41,392
Didn't I give you
a direct order?
64
00:02:41,394 --> 00:02:42,627
Arch, what's the rush?
65
00:02:42,629 --> 00:02:44,629
She's not gonna be here
for at least an hour.
66
00:02:44,631 --> 00:02:46,965
I want all departments
in motion around here!
67
00:02:46,967 --> 00:02:47,966
Come on.
68
00:02:47,968 --> 00:02:49,567
I want the Duke's wife
to give him
69
00:02:49,569 --> 00:02:51,770
a good report on me.
70
00:02:51,772 --> 00:02:53,138
Daddy, what I
don't understand
71
00:02:53,140 --> 00:02:55,339
is how can the Duke
still be alive
72
00:02:55,341 --> 00:02:57,742
if he threw himself
on a grenade?
73
00:02:57,744 --> 00:03:00,511
Because it was
an I-talian grenade...
74
00:03:03,048 --> 00:03:04,382
and it was a dud
75
00:03:04,384 --> 00:03:09,020
like everything else
them pastafazoos made,
76
00:03:09,022 --> 00:03:10,688
but that ain't the point.
77
00:03:10,690 --> 00:03:12,690
The point is that she's
coming here for one night.
78
00:03:12,692 --> 00:03:14,058
We got to make her welcome.
79
00:03:14,060 --> 00:03:16,060
She's going to join the Duke
over there in Germany.
80
00:03:16,062 --> 00:03:18,263
Come on, we all got to make
some sacrifices over here.
81
00:03:18,265 --> 00:03:20,131
Listen, I'm giving up
part of my bed upstairs,
82
00:03:20,133 --> 00:03:21,365
right, Edith?
83
00:03:21,367 --> 00:03:22,600
That's right.
84
00:03:22,602 --> 00:03:25,436
Your father's
going to sleep on the sofa.
85
00:03:25,438 --> 00:03:26,704
Just think, Archie,
86
00:03:26,706 --> 00:03:30,108
this will be the first time
in 24 years
87
00:03:30,110 --> 00:03:32,143
we ain't slept together.
88
00:03:32,145 --> 00:03:35,413
Well, that's the sacrifice
you gotta make, Edith.
89
00:03:38,750 --> 00:03:42,120
Look, Archie, I found
your old photo album
90
00:03:42,122 --> 00:03:43,421
from the war.
91
00:03:43,423 --> 00:03:45,756
I thought maybe you'd like
to show Mrs. Loomis
92
00:03:45,758 --> 00:03:47,959
some of your
old Army pictures.
93
00:03:47,961 --> 00:03:49,060
Oh, that's great.
94
00:03:49,062 --> 00:03:50,295
That's good thinking there,
Edith.
95
00:03:50,297 --> 00:03:52,730
Now maybe I won't have
to talk to her too much
96
00:03:52,732 --> 00:03:54,065
because she's about
as interesting
97
00:03:54,067 --> 00:03:55,599
as a doorknob, you know.
98
00:03:55,601 --> 00:03:58,536
Is there a picture
of Mrs. Loomis in there?
99
00:03:58,538 --> 00:03:59,704
Nah, nah, nah.
100
00:03:59,706 --> 00:04:00,705
She was the type
101
00:04:00,707 --> 00:04:02,106
that always used
to run and hide
102
00:04:02,108 --> 00:04:03,507
when anybody come out
with a camera.
103
00:04:03,509 --> 00:04:04,575
Why?
104
00:04:04,577 --> 00:04:06,945
Oh, well, Edith,
you'd do the same thing
105
00:04:06,947 --> 00:04:10,448
if you was 195 pounds
at four-foot-seven.
106
00:04:10,450 --> 00:04:11,449
[DOORBELL BUZZES]
107
00:04:11,451 --> 00:04:12,450
Oh, now, listen, Edith,
108
00:04:12,452 --> 00:04:13,651
whoever that is
at the door,
109
00:04:13,653 --> 00:04:15,586
please don't waste
no time, huh?
110
00:04:15,588 --> 00:04:16,988
Just hello, goodbye.
Nothing else in between.
111
00:04:16,990 --> 00:04:19,290
Yeah. Right, Archie.
112
00:04:19,292 --> 00:04:20,291
Hi!
113
00:04:20,293 --> 00:04:23,361
Hi. Can I help you,
Miss?
114
00:04:23,363 --> 00:04:26,130
Missus. Bobbi Jo Loomis,
Duke's wife.
115
00:04:26,132 --> 00:04:29,033
Oh, well, come in.
116
00:04:29,035 --> 00:04:30,601
Archie, it's Mrs. Loomis.
117
00:04:30,603 --> 00:04:33,637
She's lost weight
and grown taller.
118
00:04:39,278 --> 00:04:40,345
Wait a minute, Edith.
119
00:04:40,347 --> 00:04:41,846
There's something
ain't kosher here.
120
00:04:41,848 --> 00:04:42,847
Look out, look out.
121
00:04:42,849 --> 00:04:44,048
Uh, did you say...?
122
00:04:44,050 --> 00:04:47,385
I know you, PFC
Archie Bunker.
123
00:04:47,387 --> 00:04:49,553
I got a message
for you from Duke.
124
00:04:53,125 --> 00:04:56,494
What's the message?
125
00:05:00,199 --> 00:05:02,666
Now, wait a minute,
I don't think I get this...
126
00:05:02,668 --> 00:05:05,169
Oh, I'm Bobbi Jo,
Duke's wife.
127
00:05:05,171 --> 00:05:08,839
Well, come in, Mrs. Loomis,
and sit down.
128
00:05:08,841 --> 00:05:10,241
Yeah, wait a minute.
Now, you know,
129
00:05:10,243 --> 00:05:11,842
I knew Duke's wife
awful well...
130
00:05:11,844 --> 00:05:12,843
No, no, no.
131
00:05:12,845 --> 00:05:14,812
I know what's confusing you.
132
00:05:14,814 --> 00:05:16,981
You were expecting
the first Mrs. Loomis.
133
00:05:16,983 --> 00:05:18,482
I'm the second.
134
00:05:18,484 --> 00:05:20,084
The first is deceased.
135
00:05:20,086 --> 00:05:21,652
Oh.
136
00:05:21,654 --> 00:05:25,056
Wait happened to her?
137
00:05:25,058 --> 00:05:26,724
She died.
138
00:05:26,726 --> 00:05:31,229
Oh.
Oh.
139
00:05:31,231 --> 00:05:33,031
Oh, I guess Duke
should have warned you.
140
00:05:33,033 --> 00:05:34,899
I hope you're not
too disappointed.
141
00:05:34,901 --> 00:05:36,968
Oh, no.
We're very happy to see you.
142
00:05:36,970 --> 00:05:38,602
Uh, I'm their daughter, Gloria,
143
00:05:38,604 --> 00:05:40,038
and this is my husband,
Michael Stivic.
144
00:05:40,040 --> 00:05:41,505
Hi.
Hi.
145
00:05:41,507 --> 00:05:43,441
So, uh, you're the Duke's
second wife, huh?
146
00:05:43,443 --> 00:05:44,575
What do you know?
147
00:05:44,577 --> 00:05:46,978
You know, I was going to
ask you for your ID Card
148
00:05:46,980 --> 00:05:48,046
over here at the door.
149
00:05:48,048 --> 00:05:50,448
[LAUGHS]
I wouldn't need ID.
150
00:05:50,450 --> 00:05:52,650
All I'd have to do
is remind you of those stories
151
00:05:52,652 --> 00:05:54,252
about you and Duke,
152
00:05:54,254 --> 00:05:56,887
like the time you two were
at Madam Talini's place.
153
00:05:56,889 --> 00:06:00,491
Madam Ta-who?
154
00:06:00,493 --> 00:06:02,827
In Rome, in 1945,
155
00:06:02,829 --> 00:06:05,229
in that big house
near the train station.
156
00:06:05,231 --> 00:06:06,664
Uh, hey! Uh...
157
00:06:06,666 --> 00:06:10,034
Where'd you leave
your bags?
158
00:06:10,036 --> 00:06:11,436
The driver left it
on the porch.
159
00:06:11,438 --> 00:06:12,470
Oh, Meathead,
160
00:06:12,472 --> 00:06:13,938
don't be standing
there doing nothing.
161
00:06:13,940 --> 00:06:15,606
Get the suitcase
on the porch.
162
00:06:15,608 --> 00:06:16,874
Bring it in here.
163
00:06:16,876 --> 00:06:18,742
Who's Madam Talini?
164
00:06:19,878 --> 00:06:23,414
A nurse, Edith.
165
00:06:23,416 --> 00:06:25,316
An Air Corps nurse
over there.
166
00:06:25,318 --> 00:06:26,784
In fact, she was
the head nurse,
167
00:06:26,786 --> 00:06:29,020
which is why they
called her "madam."
168
00:06:29,022 --> 00:06:31,589
Oh.
169
00:06:31,591 --> 00:06:33,157
Excuse me.
170
00:06:33,159 --> 00:06:35,893
Gloria and me better get
the dinner ready,
171
00:06:35,895 --> 00:06:37,095
and meantime,
172
00:06:37,097 --> 00:06:39,763
you could help
entertain Mrs. Loomis, Archie.
173
00:06:39,765 --> 00:06:41,899
Yeah, yeah. Sure.
I can handle that.
174
00:06:41,901 --> 00:06:43,267
Ha, ha, ha.
175
00:06:43,269 --> 00:06:46,004
Hey, let me take your coat
there, Mrs. Loomis.
176
00:06:46,006 --> 00:06:47,571
There. It'll make you
feel comfortable.
177
00:06:47,573 --> 00:06:49,207
Jeez, was I surprised...
178
00:07:07,659 --> 00:07:09,260
What are you looking at?
179
00:07:09,262 --> 00:07:11,195
Nothing.
180
00:07:12,398 --> 00:07:14,598
Take the suitcase
upstairs, huh?
181
00:07:14,600 --> 00:07:16,267
Sure, Arch.
182
00:07:19,138 --> 00:07:20,538
Well, why don't we make
ourselves comfortable,
183
00:07:20,540 --> 00:07:21,805
Mrs. Loomis?
184
00:07:21,807 --> 00:07:23,807
Why don't you park yourself
on the sofa over there?
185
00:07:23,809 --> 00:07:24,808
Well, thank you
so much.
186
00:07:24,810 --> 00:07:27,678
And, uh, I'll
just hang up your coat
187
00:07:27,680 --> 00:07:29,080
over here on a hook.
188
00:07:29,082 --> 00:07:30,214
[CHUCKLING]
189
00:07:30,216 --> 00:07:31,215
Jeez, we wasn't expecting you
190
00:07:31,217 --> 00:07:32,616
for about an hour, here,
you know.
191
00:07:32,618 --> 00:07:34,919
Oh, well, I took
an earlier bus.
192
00:07:34,921 --> 00:07:37,155
Oh, you took
an earlier bus.
193
00:07:37,157 --> 00:07:39,123
Yeah, oh,
and listen, listen.
194
00:07:39,125 --> 00:07:44,062
Edith dug out this old
photo album of pictures
195
00:07:44,064 --> 00:07:45,863
of the Duke and me,
Mrs. Loomis.
196
00:07:45,865 --> 00:07:48,199
Oh, why don't you
call me Bobbi Jo?
197
00:07:48,201 --> 00:07:49,467
Bobbi Jo?
198
00:07:49,469 --> 00:07:51,602
Yeah, all right,
I'll call you that.
199
00:07:51,604 --> 00:07:53,871
That's a boy's name,
though, huh?
200
00:07:53,873 --> 00:07:57,741
You don't look like
no boy, though.
201
00:07:57,743 --> 00:07:59,843
Aren't you sweet.
202
00:07:59,845 --> 00:08:01,745
Well, now, Archie,
I am just dying to hear
203
00:08:01,747 --> 00:08:04,615
everything you got
to tell me about Duke.
204
00:08:04,617 --> 00:08:07,518
You know, we barely
said "I do" when wham!
205
00:08:07,520 --> 00:08:10,455
The Air Force shipped him
off to West Germany
206
00:08:10,457 --> 00:08:11,322
just like that.
207
00:08:13,792 --> 00:08:16,827
The Air Force ain't got
no human feeling at all, huh?
208
00:08:16,829 --> 00:08:18,896
Well, now, why don't we
look at the pictures?
209
00:08:18,898 --> 00:08:19,763
Yeah.
210
00:08:20,899 --> 00:08:22,833
Oh, look at Duke,
211
00:08:22,835 --> 00:08:25,203
and look at that
head of hair.
212
00:08:25,205 --> 00:08:26,604
Oh, Archie, where was
this picture taken?
213
00:08:26,606 --> 00:08:29,307
Oh, that's taken
over there in Rome.
214
00:08:29,309 --> 00:08:31,309
That's me and Duke eating
at one of them restaurants
215
00:08:31,311 --> 00:08:33,811
that must have run out
of roof, you know,
216
00:08:33,813 --> 00:08:35,779
because we're eating outside.
217
00:08:35,781 --> 00:08:38,583
Oh, oh, now, Archie.
218
00:08:38,585 --> 00:08:41,752
Well, now, here's you,
but I can't find Duke.
219
00:08:41,754 --> 00:08:42,920
Now, which one is he?
220
00:08:50,695 --> 00:08:51,695
Archie?
221
00:08:51,697 --> 00:08:55,966
Huh?
222
00:08:55,968 --> 00:09:00,471
You're not gonna
find him looking there.
223
00:09:02,541 --> 00:09:03,541
Oh, no.
224
00:09:03,543 --> 00:09:05,476
I'm looking at the...
225
00:09:05,478 --> 00:09:06,477
There, there,
there he is!
226
00:09:06,479 --> 00:09:07,745
He was there
all the time.
227
00:09:07,747 --> 00:09:10,515
Oh, but you weren't.
228
00:09:10,517 --> 00:09:13,984
Oh, you can't
blame me, huh?
229
00:09:23,061 --> 00:09:24,795
How long are you
standing there?
230
00:09:24,797 --> 00:09:26,430
I just got here.
231
00:09:26,432 --> 00:09:30,201
Don't you never knock
when you come into a room?
232
00:09:30,203 --> 00:09:34,405
What you want me to do,
knock on the banister?
233
00:09:34,407 --> 00:09:37,074
Get lost, huh?
234
00:09:37,076 --> 00:09:38,108
EDITH:
Archie?
235
00:09:38,110 --> 00:09:40,010
Yeah!
236
00:09:40,012 --> 00:09:41,379
Dinner's ready.
237
00:09:41,381 --> 00:09:43,181
Oh, dinner's ready, huh? Yeah.
238
00:09:43,183 --> 00:09:45,583
Uh, Bobbi Jo,
dinner's ready.
239
00:09:45,585 --> 00:09:47,385
We all go to the table
when dinner's ready.
240
00:09:47,387 --> 00:09:48,686
Oh, well, isn't
that sweet?
241
00:09:48,688 --> 00:09:49,953
EDITH:
Everybody sit down.
242
00:09:49,955 --> 00:09:51,055
Oh, well, now,
Edith, Edith,
243
00:09:51,057 --> 00:09:52,856
you just got to let
me help you serve.
244
00:09:52,858 --> 00:09:54,358
You know,
I'm a terrific waitress.
245
00:09:54,360 --> 00:09:55,660
Oh, thank you.
246
00:09:55,662 --> 00:09:57,828
No, no.
None of that.
247
00:09:57,830 --> 00:10:00,264
The guests don't serve
in this here house.
248
00:10:00,266 --> 00:10:02,400
Sit right down here,
senior-ora.
249
00:10:02,402 --> 00:10:05,436
We'll take care of
everything, huh?
250
00:10:05,438 --> 00:10:09,273
Right next to the old
patroney of the house, huh?
251
00:10:09,275 --> 00:10:10,140
That's sweet.
252
00:10:11,410 --> 00:10:12,276
What? What?
253
00:10:13,512 --> 00:10:15,580
What?
254
00:10:15,582 --> 00:10:18,048
Converse nice about
something here.
255
00:10:18,050 --> 00:10:19,049
Uh...
256
00:10:19,051 --> 00:10:20,918
Oh, Bobbi Jo,
257
00:10:20,920 --> 00:10:22,587
did you say something
about being a waitress?
258
00:10:22,589 --> 00:10:23,588
Well, yes.
259
00:10:23,590 --> 00:10:25,623
That's how I met Duke.
260
00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:27,391
I was working
at the Burgerama.
261
00:10:27,393 --> 00:10:30,160
That's a drive-in on Route 27
outside of Tallahassee.
262
00:10:30,162 --> 00:10:32,296
You know it?
263
00:10:32,298 --> 00:10:34,098
Uh, no.
264
00:10:34,100 --> 00:10:35,099
Oh.
265
00:10:35,101 --> 00:10:37,868
Well, the minute Duke drove up,
266
00:10:37,870 --> 00:10:39,903
and I saw that cute little
bald-headed sergeant
267
00:10:39,905 --> 00:10:45,409
in that cute little sports car,
a yellow MG,
268
00:10:45,411 --> 00:10:49,347
I said to myself, "Bobbi Jo, you
got to have that man."
269
00:10:49,349 --> 00:10:53,217
Well, what did the Duke say
when he first set eyes on you?
270
00:10:53,219 --> 00:10:55,486
Well, I was standing there
in my little cowgirl outfit--
271
00:10:55,488 --> 00:10:58,122
you know, that's what all us
girls wore at the Burgerama--
272
00:10:58,124 --> 00:11:00,558
and Duke drove up
and he honked his horn,
273
00:11:00,560 --> 00:11:02,893
and I went strutting
on over with my menu
274
00:11:02,895 --> 00:11:04,094
you know, the way we do,
275
00:11:04,096 --> 00:11:05,829
and I had on
my little cowgirl hat
276
00:11:05,831 --> 00:11:09,300
and my white blouse
and my little vest with tassels
277
00:11:09,302 --> 00:11:11,969
and itty-bity
red hot pants,
278
00:11:11,971 --> 00:11:13,771
high white boots
up to here,
279
00:11:13,773 --> 00:11:15,473
and he took one
look and said,
280
00:11:15,475 --> 00:11:18,075
"I'll have a bowl
of thighs."
281
00:11:18,077 --> 00:11:20,210
Whoa!
282
00:11:20,212 --> 00:11:21,312
[LAUGHING]
283
00:11:22,581 --> 00:11:26,617
Well, he meant chicken thighs,
of course.
284
00:11:26,619 --> 00:11:28,519
Here we are.
285
00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:31,355
I hope everybody
likes it rare.
286
00:11:31,357 --> 00:11:32,990
Hey, Edith, you should
have heard about
287
00:11:32,992 --> 00:11:34,392
the whirlwind courtship
288
00:11:34,394 --> 00:11:36,193
between Bobbi Jo
and the Duke, here.
289
00:11:36,195 --> 00:11:39,730
Oh, I just love
true love stories.
290
00:11:39,732 --> 00:11:41,699
How did he propose to you?
291
00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:44,067
Well, it was early one morning,
292
00:11:44,069 --> 00:11:47,705
and he just woke me up and said,
"Honey, let's get married."
293
00:11:56,948 --> 00:11:59,417
Well, uh, you know,
294
00:11:59,419 --> 00:12:01,819
that's a kind of a
risqué story for us here
295
00:12:01,821 --> 00:12:03,921
because, you know, we're
kind of old-fashioned.
296
00:12:03,923 --> 00:12:05,790
Oh, what did I say?
297
00:12:05,792 --> 00:12:08,258
I was asleep,
and the phone rang
298
00:12:08,260 --> 00:12:10,093
and it was Duke.
299
00:12:10,095 --> 00:12:12,963
Oh, oh, oh!
300
00:12:12,965 --> 00:12:16,467
Gee, well, what the hell.
That's legit.
301
00:12:19,571 --> 00:12:21,372
See there, Edith?
Nothing wrong with that.
302
00:12:21,374 --> 00:12:22,707
Huh?
303
00:12:24,576 --> 00:12:27,778
Go on out and get
the rolls, huh?
304
00:12:27,780 --> 00:12:29,046
Vegetables.
Hot stuff.
305
00:12:29,048 --> 00:12:30,848
Oh, now, Gloria, let me
help you with that.
306
00:12:30,850 --> 00:12:32,316
No, no, no!
307
00:12:32,318 --> 00:12:34,151
You can't serve
nothing around here.
308
00:12:34,153 --> 00:12:37,321
You're the guest here.
Give me that. I'll serve that.
309
00:12:37,323 --> 00:12:39,824
What are you looking at?
Get the salad, huh?
310
00:12:39,826 --> 00:12:42,092
Here we, oh...
look at this here, carrots.
311
00:12:42,094 --> 00:12:43,494
They say they're
awful good for you.
312
00:12:43,496 --> 00:12:45,062
Yeah, good for the eyes, Arch.
313
00:12:49,868 --> 00:12:51,702
[MOUTHS WORDS]
314
00:12:53,071 --> 00:12:56,273
Hurry up with
the salad, huh?
315
00:12:56,275 --> 00:12:57,274
Come on, Edith.
316
00:12:57,276 --> 00:12:59,076
I'm waiting to
serve the rolls.
317
00:12:59,078 --> 00:13:02,913
Archie, you ain't never
helped serve dinner before.
318
00:13:02,915 --> 00:13:04,915
Well, Bobbi Jo Loomis ain't
never been here before, Edith.
319
00:13:04,917 --> 00:13:06,717
Hey, hey, what do you
think of her, huh?
320
00:13:06,719 --> 00:13:08,719
Cute the way she talks
with the southern accent there.
321
00:13:08,721 --> 00:13:13,657
Yeah, and she's
so cheerful and lively.
322
00:13:13,659 --> 00:13:15,993
Duke was lucky
to have found her.
323
00:13:15,995 --> 00:13:19,397
Oh, Edith, I hope he was lucky.
324
00:13:19,399 --> 00:13:20,765
What do you mean?
325
00:13:20,767 --> 00:13:23,000
Oh, Edith, you can tell
by looking at her there--
326
00:13:23,002 --> 00:13:24,802
fast and loose.
327
00:13:26,471 --> 00:13:28,305
Oh, Archie.
328
00:13:28,307 --> 00:13:30,073
But I don't blame her
for nothing.
329
00:13:30,075 --> 00:13:31,542
I mean, that's the way it is.
330
00:13:31,544 --> 00:13:33,878
Nature, you know--
good-looking dame
331
00:13:33,880 --> 00:13:35,979
with a shape there
and everything.
332
00:13:35,981 --> 00:13:37,281
Men are always
turning after her,
333
00:13:37,283 --> 00:13:38,916
give her the double-O, you know.
334
00:13:38,918 --> 00:13:41,585
Now, listen, dames like that
put thoughts in guys' heads.
335
00:13:41,587 --> 00:13:43,587
Why kind of thoughts?
336
00:13:46,658 --> 00:13:49,326
Well, I don't know, Edith.
337
00:13:49,328 --> 00:13:52,229
I don't have no thoughts
like that.
338
00:14:01,039 --> 00:14:02,439
Here are the last two cups,
Gloria.
339
00:14:02,441 --> 00:14:03,440
Oh, thank you.
340
00:14:03,442 --> 00:14:04,642
Michael, if you
don't speed up,
341
00:14:04,644 --> 00:14:05,909
we'll never
get to the movies.
342
00:14:05,911 --> 00:14:07,911
Bobbi Jo, what are you doing
out in the kitchen?
343
00:14:07,913 --> 00:14:09,113
We got a lot
more pictures
344
00:14:09,115 --> 00:14:10,114
to look at here.
345
00:14:10,116 --> 00:14:11,949
We got a lot
of ground to cover.
346
00:14:13,518 --> 00:14:15,152
Daddy sure is
acting different.
347
00:14:15,154 --> 00:14:16,020
I wonder what it is.
348
00:14:17,689 --> 00:14:20,323
I think it's his eyes.
349
00:14:21,693 --> 00:14:22,760
His eyes?
350
00:14:22,762 --> 00:14:24,561
Oh, Gloria, haven't
you noticed
351
00:14:24,563 --> 00:14:26,697
the way he's been
looking at Bobbi Jo?
352
00:14:26,699 --> 00:14:28,298
Michael,
that's my father.
353
00:14:28,300 --> 00:14:30,333
Those things aren't
on his mind.
354
00:14:30,335 --> 00:14:33,170
Well, Gloria, something is.
355
00:14:33,172 --> 00:14:35,472
You got to admit Bobbi Jo is...
356
00:14:35,474 --> 00:14:36,874
uh, pretty well endowed.
357
00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:40,510
Sounds like your eyes
have been working overtime too.
358
00:14:40,512 --> 00:14:44,481
Not overtime,
just a regular working day.
359
00:14:47,618 --> 00:14:51,388
Eight hours of looking,
and then I punch out.
360
00:14:51,390 --> 00:14:55,125
You're as big a letch
as you say my father is.
361
00:14:55,127 --> 00:14:59,997
Gloria, a little innocent lust
never hurt anybody.
362
00:14:59,999 --> 00:15:02,399
You just have to know how
to deal with it, that's all.
363
00:15:02,401 --> 00:15:04,601
See, your father, he doesn't
know how to deal with it.
364
00:15:04,603 --> 00:15:07,004
How do you deal with your lust?
365
00:15:07,006 --> 00:15:08,605
Well...
366
00:15:08,607 --> 00:15:10,607
Go ahead, Michael,
you can tell me.
367
00:15:10,609 --> 00:15:13,143
How do you deal
with your lust?
368
00:15:18,649 --> 00:15:21,752
That's funny.
That's how I deal with mine.
369
00:15:23,788 --> 00:15:25,355
And that's
the Duke and me.
370
00:15:25,357 --> 00:15:26,957
We're fooling around
with a couple of girls
371
00:15:26,959 --> 00:15:28,692
in the street
in Naples, there.
372
00:15:28,694 --> 00:15:32,730
I tell you, looking at them
old pictures there, you know,
373
00:15:32,732 --> 00:15:35,699
it makes me feel
that, well...
374
00:15:35,701 --> 00:15:37,634
like I was
30 years younger.
375
00:15:37,636 --> 00:15:40,537
Archie?
What?
376
00:15:40,539 --> 00:15:42,272
I'm gonna make up the sofa now.
377
00:15:42,274 --> 00:15:43,741
It's getting late,
378
00:15:43,743 --> 00:15:45,342
and you got to go
to work tomorrow.
379
00:15:45,344 --> 00:15:47,077
Oh, Edith, Edith, huh?
It's only 10:00.
380
00:15:47,079 --> 00:15:49,079
Who the hell ever
goes to bed at 10:00?
381
00:15:49,081 --> 00:15:51,949
You do, Archie.
382
00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:53,717
I'm putting you out
of your bedroom.
383
00:15:53,719 --> 00:15:55,052
Now, I'll sleep
on the couch.
384
00:15:55,054 --> 00:15:57,054
Oh, no. He'll be
very comfortable.
385
00:15:57,056 --> 00:15:59,356
I even brought down
his special pillow.
386
00:15:59,358 --> 00:16:01,058
Oh, ixnay on the...
387
00:16:01,060 --> 00:16:03,894
Archie can't sleep
without it.
388
00:16:03,896 --> 00:16:06,396
Oh, you got one of those too.
389
00:16:06,398 --> 00:16:08,932
Oh, he's got lots
of those things.
390
00:16:08,934 --> 00:16:10,667
He can't even eat
his cereal
391
00:16:10,669 --> 00:16:13,737
without his Chicago
World's Fair spoon.
392
00:16:24,249 --> 00:16:26,316
Never mind the pillow,
huh, Edith?
393
00:16:26,318 --> 00:16:27,751
Come here, come here.
394
00:16:27,753 --> 00:16:29,719
Go upstairs and get me
a regular pillow, huh?
395
00:16:29,721 --> 00:16:30,720
All right.
396
00:16:30,722 --> 00:16:32,122
That's all I need
to sleep on
397
00:16:32,124 --> 00:16:34,158
is a regular pillow, Edith.
398
00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:36,059
Oh.
Oh, jeez.
399
00:16:36,061 --> 00:16:37,294
Excuse me, there,
Bobbi Jo.
400
00:16:37,296 --> 00:16:39,529
Hey, come on, it's
the shank of the evening.
401
00:16:39,531 --> 00:16:40,931
Sit down and
we'll look at the...
402
00:16:40,933 --> 00:16:42,266
Oh, no, no, no.
403
00:16:42,268 --> 00:16:43,867
See, I really have
to get to sleep.
404
00:16:43,869 --> 00:16:46,270
My flight for Germany
is at 8:00 a.m.
405
00:16:46,272 --> 00:16:48,538
But you know, you have
been just so sweet.
406
00:16:48,540 --> 00:16:50,207
I mean, really, so kind,
407
00:16:50,209 --> 00:16:51,741
and I'm surely
going to tell Duke
408
00:16:51,743 --> 00:16:53,576
just how wonderful
you've been to me.
409
00:16:53,578 --> 00:16:55,779
Oh, hey, likewise, I'm sure.
410
00:16:55,781 --> 00:16:58,581
Well, but for now,
I'm just going to say
411
00:16:58,583 --> 00:17:02,585
good night, sleep tight,
and don't let the bed bugs bite.
412
00:17:04,289 --> 00:17:06,290
Good night, Mike.
Good night, Gloria.
413
00:17:06,292 --> 00:17:08,292
BOTH:
Good night.
414
00:17:18,937 --> 00:17:20,337
What are yous two doing here?
415
00:17:20,339 --> 00:17:22,772
We live here.
416
00:17:26,410 --> 00:17:28,212
You doing a little spying
here too, ain't you?
417
00:17:28,214 --> 00:17:29,379
What are you
talking about?
418
00:17:29,381 --> 00:17:31,381
Get in the kitchen.
I want to talk to you.
419
00:17:31,383 --> 00:17:32,382
What's the matter
with you?
420
00:17:32,384 --> 00:17:33,616
Are you going nuts
or something?
421
00:17:33,618 --> 00:17:35,618
Get in the kitchen.
I want to talk to you.
422
00:17:35,620 --> 00:17:38,588
What yous two seen out
there, you didn't see it!
423
00:17:38,590 --> 00:17:39,957
What's going on,
Daddy?
424
00:17:39,959 --> 00:17:42,893
I don't want neither one of yous
to get the wrong idea,
425
00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:44,361
see, especially you, the husband
426
00:17:44,363 --> 00:17:45,963
because monkey sees,
monkey does!
427
00:17:48,599 --> 00:17:50,400
And I don't go around kissing
no women, see,
428
00:17:50,402 --> 00:17:52,602
and I didn't kiss that woman
out there. She kissed me.
429
00:17:52,604 --> 00:17:53,703
Now, remember that,
then forget it.
430
00:17:56,841 --> 00:17:58,242
Archie, what are you
so uptight about?
431
00:17:58,244 --> 00:17:59,276
Just because you're
feeling guilty
432
00:17:59,278 --> 00:18:00,610
about being attracted
to Bobbi Jo?
433
00:18:00,612 --> 00:18:01,611
What do you mean,
"guilty"?
434
00:18:01,613 --> 00:18:02,612
I ain't guilty
about nothing!
435
00:18:02,614 --> 00:18:05,148
Why should I
be guilty?
436
00:18:05,150 --> 00:18:07,450
If anyone's guilty, well,
she's guilty out there.
437
00:18:07,452 --> 00:18:09,519
I didn't kiss Bobbi Jo.
Bobbi Jo kissed me.
438
00:18:09,521 --> 00:18:10,921
She's the one
that made the pass.
439
00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:12,155
Daddy.
440
00:18:12,157 --> 00:18:13,357
She made a
pass at you?
441
00:18:13,359 --> 00:18:15,392
No, she didn't.
Well, all right, yeah.
442
00:18:15,394 --> 00:18:16,894
She made a pass.
443
00:18:19,697 --> 00:18:21,798
GLORIA: Mrs. Loomis
made a pass at you?
444
00:18:21,800 --> 00:18:23,533
ARCHIE:
Made a pass, yes! Shh!
445
00:18:27,005 --> 00:18:29,373
Look at the face on you.
What's on your mind?
446
00:18:29,375 --> 00:18:30,473
Nothing.
447
00:18:30,475 --> 00:18:31,875
It's just hard
for me to believe
448
00:18:31,877 --> 00:18:33,576
that anybody would
make a pass at you.
449
00:18:37,615 --> 00:18:39,649
Don't be a wise guy, huh?
450
00:18:39,651 --> 00:18:41,385
Just remember this,
the two of yous--
451
00:18:41,387 --> 00:18:42,986
Edith ain't supposed to
know nothing about that.
452
00:18:42,988 --> 00:18:44,587
MICHAEL: All right,
don't worry about it, Arch.
453
00:18:44,589 --> 00:18:46,656
Come on, Gloria, we'll
be late for the movies.
454
00:18:46,658 --> 00:18:48,625
You're going to
the movies late, huh?
455
00:18:48,627 --> 00:18:50,860
When you come home late,
don't wake me up!
456
00:18:50,862 --> 00:18:53,230
I'll be on the couch, there.
457
00:18:59,837 --> 00:19:02,306
Oh, Edith,
you startled me.
458
00:19:02,308 --> 00:19:03,307
I'm sorry.
459
00:19:03,309 --> 00:19:05,842
Edith, do you like this?
460
00:19:05,844 --> 00:19:06,977
It's very pretty.
461
00:19:06,979 --> 00:19:08,345
Oh, I'm glad
you think so.
462
00:19:08,347 --> 00:19:10,147
I was going to wear it
to bed tonight,
463
00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:12,282
but I think I'll wait
till Duke can see it.
464
00:19:13,784 --> 00:19:16,420
I got something to tell
you about going to bed.
465
00:19:16,422 --> 00:19:17,421
What's that, Edith?
466
00:19:17,423 --> 00:19:19,556
You're not.
467
00:19:21,826 --> 00:19:23,460
What?
468
00:19:23,462 --> 00:19:28,565
I don't think it's a good idea
for you to sleep here tonight.
469
00:19:28,567 --> 00:19:30,367
Well, now, you see,
I have been a problem.
470
00:19:30,369 --> 00:19:32,169
I'm not going to be
another bit of trouble.
471
00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:33,570
I'm just going
to get my things
472
00:19:33,572 --> 00:19:34,804
and go sleep
on that couch.
473
00:19:34,806 --> 00:19:37,107
No!
474
00:19:37,109 --> 00:19:40,510
I don't think it's a good idea
for you to sleep here
475
00:19:40,512 --> 00:19:42,912
under the same roof with Archie.
476
00:19:42,914 --> 00:19:46,216
Archie? I don't understand.
477
00:19:48,353 --> 00:19:51,955
It's something I just heard.
478
00:19:51,957 --> 00:19:54,891
I can't explain it,
479
00:19:54,893 --> 00:19:57,760
and I never in my whole life
480
00:19:57,762 --> 00:20:01,798
have I ever asked anybody
to leave my house,
481
00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:03,333
and if I stay here
another minute,
482
00:20:03,335 --> 00:20:05,668
I'm gonna cry.
483
00:20:05,670 --> 00:20:11,241
So please... that's all.
Please.
484
00:20:28,592 --> 00:20:29,926
Hey, what's going on,
Bobbi Jo?
485
00:20:29,928 --> 00:20:31,861
Where are you going
with the suitcase?
486
00:20:31,863 --> 00:20:33,463
Don't you know?
487
00:20:33,465 --> 00:20:34,797
Your wife asked
me to leave.
488
00:20:36,600 --> 00:20:39,503
Aw, no, no, Bobbi Jo.
489
00:20:39,505 --> 00:20:41,271
Edith never said that.
490
00:20:41,273 --> 00:20:43,073
She said it was
something she heard
491
00:20:43,075 --> 00:20:44,974
when she was down here
a little while ago.
492
00:20:47,512 --> 00:20:49,879
Oh, was she down here
a little while ago?
493
00:20:49,881 --> 00:20:52,549
You wouldn't happen
to know what she heard?
494
00:20:54,652 --> 00:20:55,885
No.
495
00:20:55,887 --> 00:21:00,223
Your wife thinks
I have a thing for you.
496
00:21:00,225 --> 00:21:01,525
Now, why does she think that?
497
00:21:03,528 --> 00:21:05,028
Did she say that?
498
00:21:05,030 --> 00:21:07,397
She didn't have to.
499
00:21:09,900 --> 00:21:12,135
Oh, this is kind of bad,
Bobbi Jo.
500
00:21:12,137 --> 00:21:14,871
No. Don't worry, Archie.
501
00:21:14,873 --> 00:21:19,776
Nobody's gonna know about this
except you, me and Duke.
502
00:21:19,778 --> 00:21:21,778
The Duke? No, no, no,
wait a minute, Bobbi Jo.
503
00:21:21,780 --> 00:21:23,780
You can't go out like this.
Now, wait a minute.
504
00:21:23,782 --> 00:21:25,615
Now, you put the bag down
and stay here.
505
00:21:25,617 --> 00:21:27,684
Edith. Hey, Edith.
Come down here, will you?
506
00:21:27,686 --> 00:21:29,719
I want to talk
to you, huh?
507
00:21:29,721 --> 00:21:32,489
Uh, listen,
there was a mix-up
508
00:21:32,491 --> 00:21:34,524
or something, you know,
509
00:21:34,526 --> 00:21:35,725
and Edith didn't
mean that.
510
00:21:35,727 --> 00:21:36,793
Now, I'll talk to her.
511
00:21:36,795 --> 00:21:38,128
I'll straighten it
all out, see?
512
00:21:38,130 --> 00:21:39,129
So, uh, Edith...
513
00:21:39,131 --> 00:21:42,566
Edith?
514
00:21:42,568 --> 00:21:45,102
Uh, Edith, uh, I want
to talk to you, Edith,
515
00:21:45,104 --> 00:21:47,170
but out
in the kitchen, huh?
516
00:21:47,172 --> 00:21:50,574
Now, listen, you stay here.
Now, don't go nowhere, see.
517
00:21:50,576 --> 00:21:52,842
Edith.
518
00:21:52,844 --> 00:21:54,777
Edith, what are
you doing?
519
00:21:54,779 --> 00:21:57,447
You can't kick her
out of the house.
520
00:21:57,449 --> 00:22:00,683
Is it true what I heard you
tell the kids--
521
00:22:00,685 --> 00:22:03,386
that she kissed you
and made a pass at you?
522
00:22:03,388 --> 00:22:06,456
Well, Edith, yes and no.
523
00:22:06,458 --> 00:22:08,125
What does that mean?
524
00:22:10,128 --> 00:22:14,397
Yes, she kissed me,
but no, it wasn't no pass.
525
00:22:14,399 --> 00:22:17,234
But I heard you tell the kids
it was.
526
00:22:17,236 --> 00:22:20,703
Edith, Edith,
the kids was there, you see,
527
00:22:20,705 --> 00:22:23,373
and I had to come up with...
528
00:22:23,375 --> 00:22:25,842
See, a pass is a tricky thing,
Edith.
529
00:22:25,844 --> 00:22:28,545
You never know.
530
00:22:28,547 --> 00:22:29,846
You wouldn't know that,
531
00:22:29,848 --> 00:22:31,848
because you ain't
a man of the world like me,
532
00:22:31,850 --> 00:22:33,716
you see.
533
00:22:33,718 --> 00:22:35,852
But I'm out there every day
amongst them
534
00:22:35,854 --> 00:22:38,888
in the smelting pot of New York,
Edith,
535
00:22:38,890 --> 00:22:40,723
and I know all about passes.
536
00:22:40,725 --> 00:22:43,627
I mean, I get them
every month-- 10, 20.
537
00:22:43,629 --> 00:22:45,395
You do?
538
00:22:45,397 --> 00:22:47,197
I do, Edith.
539
00:22:47,199 --> 00:22:51,934
Oh, jeez, you don't know
what goes on in them subways...
540
00:22:51,936 --> 00:22:54,704
but then, you never know, see.
541
00:22:54,706 --> 00:22:57,407
Like this here. It's a question.
542
00:22:57,409 --> 00:22:59,942
See, sometimes a person
is looking at you,
543
00:22:59,944 --> 00:23:03,680
and then sometimes a person
is looking at you, see. See?
544
00:23:03,682 --> 00:23:07,050
You mean you might be mistaken
about what Bobbi Jo did?
545
00:23:07,052 --> 00:23:09,686
That's all I'm saying, Edith.
546
00:23:09,688 --> 00:23:12,088
You see, we got to give her
the benefit of the doubt.
547
00:23:12,090 --> 00:23:17,294
I got to
apologize to her.
548
00:23:17,296 --> 00:23:18,261
Archie?
549
00:23:20,898 --> 00:23:22,165
What?
550
00:23:22,167 --> 00:23:24,301
She's gone.
551
00:23:24,303 --> 00:23:28,137
Edith, don't tell me that.
She can't be gone.
552
00:23:31,041 --> 00:23:36,079
Oh, Archie, what's
she gonna think of us?
553
00:23:36,081 --> 00:23:39,616
What's the Duke
gonna think of me?
554
00:23:39,618 --> 00:23:40,850
Oh, Edith.
555
00:23:42,786 --> 00:23:47,056
[GRUMBLING]
556
00:23:47,058 --> 00:23:48,891
Oh, Archie.
557
00:23:48,893 --> 00:23:53,930
This whole night must have
been very hard for you.
558
00:23:53,932 --> 00:23:59,502
Oh, Edith, you ain't
got no idea...
559
00:24:05,142 --> 00:24:06,309
But I tried, didn't I?
560
00:24:06,311 --> 00:24:08,678
I tried to fix
everything up here.
561
00:24:08,680 --> 00:24:11,781
Sure you did. You done
the best you could.
562
00:24:11,783 --> 00:24:16,319
Well, I always do, Edith.
563
00:24:16,321 --> 00:24:18,955
That's the kind of guy I am.
564
00:24:29,634 --> 00:24:32,201
Archie? It's 1:30.
565
00:24:32,203 --> 00:24:33,970
Aren't you
coming to bed?
566
00:24:33,972 --> 00:24:35,238
[GROANS]
567
00:24:35,240 --> 00:24:36,539
Are you still worrying
568
00:24:36,541 --> 00:24:38,742
about what the
Duke will think?
569
00:24:38,744 --> 00:24:42,945
No, I ain't worrying about him.
570
00:24:42,947 --> 00:24:45,782
I'm just remembering
that I-talian grenade.
571
00:24:45,784 --> 00:24:49,786
The one the Duke threw himself
on to save your life?
572
00:24:49,788 --> 00:24:50,953
Yeah.
573
00:24:50,955 --> 00:24:52,155
I wouldn't be surprised
574
00:24:52,157 --> 00:24:55,725
if he knew that that was a dud
all the time.
575
00:25:11,875 --> 00:25:14,711
[♪]
576
00:25:14,713 --> 00:25:16,513
ANNOUNCER: All In The Familywas recorded on tape
577
00:25:16,515 --> 00:25:18,682
before a live audience.
578
00:25:18,732 --> 00:25:23,282
Repair and Synchronization by
Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0
41117
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof