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Previously on Will & Grace...
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Grace and I are really
focused on this baby right now
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and we've made an agreement--
no dating
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Two weeks ago, I wanted
this baby more than anything
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And now, I'm just--
I'm so confused
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Oh, I can't believe this
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This is only the most important
thing we've ever done together
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and you flake out on me?
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I don't know why that's surprising--
you're a flake
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All I asked for was one month--
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one month to see where this is going
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Oh, let me tell you where this is going
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You'll end up hating him
in three weeks because
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I don't know, he has
a weird chest hair pattern
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or he doesn't like watching "E!"
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Or he'll end up hating you
because you're too needy
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Then you'll fall apart
I'll pick you up
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and then, magically
you'll be ready to have a baby
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Look, I'm sorry
that I met someone
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'cause I know how much
you hate it when I'm happy
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- Oh, that is such a load!
- Admit it
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You're happiest when I'm miserable
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I mean, come on
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Isn't that our thing?
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Because then you don't have to
look at how miserable you are
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Shut up, Grace!
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But I am not gonna be
miserable for you
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I am gonna try to be happy
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And if you can't deal with that
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then you are even more
pathetic than I thought
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- Get outta here
- Go to hell!
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No, I mean it!
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I want you outta here in two weeks
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You don't live here anymore
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I don't know how much longer
I can live with Will
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I mean, every time
I get in the shower with him
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he's like
"Jack, get the hell out."
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I know, honey
Grace is driving me nuts, too
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She can't concentrate on work anymore
Mm-mm
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She just sits around all day
doodling pictures
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of people's houses on
these enormous sketch pads
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And then, she's on the
phone all the time
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ordering furniture?
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Honey, where's she gonna
put all that, huh?
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In these "houses" she's drawing?
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Oh...
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So we need to get them back together--
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But how?
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Pretend to think, pretend to think
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Pretend to care, pretend to care
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Ooh, I got it
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What we need is a plan
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Some way to get them
in the same room together
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Oh, honey, that's genius
Write that down
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Oh, wait, not on that
That's for Will and Grace
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That's an invitation to Joe and
Larry's kid's birthday party
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Oh, yeah, I got one of these, too
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- Anyway, enough about that
- Yeah
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We have to figure out a way
to get them in the same room
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so they can work it out
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But how?
How?
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Ow!
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I just got a paper cut on this party
invitation for Will and Grace
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Focus!
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We're trying to get them
in the same room together
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Forget about this party
they're both invited to
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Now, what do they both like?
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Well, Will likes to be taller than everybody
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and Grace likes to eat cake
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Where can we take them where
there'll be small people eating cake?
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Oh!
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Shoot, I just spilled on this
invitation to a child's birthday party
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Hey...
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Are you thinking
what I'm thinking?
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I don't know
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Are you thinking what it would be like
to have Spiderman spray his web on you?
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Okay, that's just freaky
Okay, that's crazy
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You sure you don't wanna go to
Joe and Larry's kid's party?
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You'll tower over people
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I do like to feel tall
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Ah, I don't know
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Grace and I already said
we weren't going and besides
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I don't think I'd be very
good company right now, anyway
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Okay...
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But, uh, when couples split
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one person always gets the good friends
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So if you don't kiss up
to Joe and Larry first
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you'll end up like
the ex-Ms. Giuliani
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He got the two cool gay guys
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and all she got was a part
in The Vagina Monologues
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Please
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They're not gonna choose Grace over me
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They love me
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And if that's not enough
Joe got drunk one night
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and let it slip about
his Internet chat buddy
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That's my ace in the hole
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And that's actually
the guy's screen name
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All right
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But don't blame me when
the dust settles and
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Grace is grand marshal
at the Gay Pride Parade
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and you're stuck in Fort Lee
doing The 'Gina Monologues
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Hi, this is Grace Adler
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I'd like to take Will Truman
off my Video East renter's card
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Well, if you must know
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he tried to force me to have a baby
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and give up a chance at true love
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and that kinda person shouldn't
be able to rent videos
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Thank you
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Honey, you're being so
spiteful and vindictive
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Compliments?
This early in the day?
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Oh, honey, you're always
the life of the party
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Oh, speaking of parties
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would you like me to
"RSTD" to Moe and Mary?
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Uh, I don't know, Karen
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I'm really not in the party mood
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There'll be a nice cake
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I do like a nice cake
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Besides, honey, you need to go
over there and make nice
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with Joe and Larry
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You don't want them
going over to Will's side
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They're gay
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They belong to you
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I'm not worried about them
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I have been a true and loyal friend
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Besides, one night
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Larry got drunk and let some things
slip about his secret Internet chat buddy
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so he ain't goin' nowhere
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Okay, honey
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Don't blame me if Will is
empress of gay America
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and you're in Fort Lee
doing The Vagina Monologues
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Okay?
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What?
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I don't know
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Wow
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Look at this place, Will
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Everyone's screaming and jumping all over each other
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Why can't grownups have a place like this?
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We do, Jack
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It's known as last call
in any gay bar, U.S.A
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Hey, guys!
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Hey!
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Thanks for coming
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- Good to see you
- How are you?
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Hey, how's the party going?
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Any cute fathers?
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Well, actually, there's
this one really hot--
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No
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Ooh, I got Hannah a little something
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- Oh, Will, you shouldn't have
- Don't be silly
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You guys are my best friends
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Hannah's my goddaughter
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and I just mean the world to all of you
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It's from both of us
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It's actually kinda cool
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I adopted her an endangered panda
from The Discovery Store
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You get a certificate and a pamphlet
about the threat to the environment
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It's from Will
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It's even better than that mile of highway
you had cleaned up in her name
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I just figured, you know
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it's better than some garish
flashy gift with a lotta bells
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and whistles that she's just
gonna get tired of in five minutes--
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Whee! Where's the birthday girl?
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Auntie Grace is here
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- What are you doing here?
- What are you doing here?
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Yay! They're in love again!
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I don't mean to interrupt, but
is Hannah allowed to cut her own hair?
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- You gave her a soda!
- It's her birthday!
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- You said you weren't coming
- So did you
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Ha-ha! Too late!
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You're friends now
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Suckers! Woo-hoo!
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High five!
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Why, you-- you two planned this?
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Just to get us in the same room?
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Not just getting you in the same room
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no
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But getting you in the
same room at the same time!
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- Woo-hoo!
- Low two!
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Waaah!
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Stop it
This is not a joke!
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Why can't you two just
mind your own business?
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Wow
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Some people
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Trick 'em into doing
something they don't wanna do
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and this is the thanks you get?
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Come on, honey
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While we're here
let's go pick on a gay kid
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- Hey, I was that gay k--
- Shake your skirt, fairy!
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Well, I guess one of us should leave
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Yeah, you
Bye-bye
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I'm not leaving
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I brought a present
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I brought a present, too
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What is that?
Your phone bill?
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It's a panda
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Oh, God, not the endangered
species thing again?
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You remember what happened when you gave
that to your nephew at Christmas?
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Where's my panda?
Where's my panda?
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I'll tell you where your panda is, kid--
in China
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- It's educational
- It's stupid
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Like--like a Barbie in a string
bikini is such a smart gift
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Why don't you just wrap
a ribbon around bulimia?
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A doll cannot cause an eating disorder
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Nothing is that black and white
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A panda is
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Besides, I don't need to buy
Joe and Larry's friendship
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with extravagant gifts for their kid
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That's not what I'm doing
I'm here because I love Hannah
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Oh, really?
And how old is she today?
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A lady never reveals her age
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I'm going to put my present on the table
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If you'd like, I'll put
your envelope on the table
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with the savings bonds
and the homemade cards
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In other words
the suck pile
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Hey! Hey!
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Kids love homemade cards
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Yecch!
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I hope this is apple juice
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Let me help you there, Joey
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Joe-Joe
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Jay-Jiminy-Jee-Joe
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Look, Will, I would appreciate it
if you didn't get high around the kids
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I'm not high
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I'm just joking with you
That's what old friends do
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We joke
Except maybe Grace
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She'd probably tell you half
a knock-knock joke, and then
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blow you off for some guy on a horse
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Yeah
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How much of that stuff did you smoke?
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Kids, don't eat the balloons!
They're poison
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Will, do you mind?
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Nope. No problem, pal
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I'm on it
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And I'm in it
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Where's your kid?
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Where's my kid?
Oh, I don't have a kid
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Not yet
I'm thinking of adopting, though
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which is fine
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You know, I'll still be a reliable father
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Some people are not reliable
You should know this
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Some people think they're reliable
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but when push comes to shove
and the pressure's on
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they prove themselves to be--
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- what?
- Cheese?
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Unreliable
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Hey, Larry
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You look so good
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What's-- what's different about you?
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Except being the handsomest
man in the world?
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God, your skin is so soft
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And what is under this shirt?
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A brick wall?
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Joe told me that you had some good stuff
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but we're off that since Hannah was born
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What?
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Okay, but I don't wanna do too much
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because I might freak out
when the clown gets here
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Oh--
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No, I'm just touching you in a loving way
260
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Not a controlling way, like Will
261
00:12:12,954 --> 00:12:14,610
You know, Will thinks you're boring
262
00:12:14,610 --> 00:12:17,125
I think everyone is
having a really good time
263
00:12:17,125 --> 00:12:19,067
Okay, kids, I'm gonna
say this one more time
264
00:12:19,067 --> 00:12:22,230
The balloons are not food!
Stay, I'll get it
265
00:12:23,412 --> 00:12:25,773
I'm allowed to talk to adults!
266
00:12:27,519 --> 00:12:29,151
Wanna hold my bunny?
267
00:12:31,004 --> 00:12:32,858
I would love to, sweetheart
268
00:12:33,241 --> 00:12:35,056
He's my best friend
269
00:12:35,672 --> 00:12:37,476
Well, maybe he is now
270
00:12:41,613 --> 00:12:42,718
But wait
271
00:12:44,189 --> 00:12:46,429
He seems all sweet and cuddly
272
00:12:46,950 --> 00:12:51,547
Meanwhile, he's storing away
all these secret resentments
273
00:12:51,547 --> 00:12:55,299
And then one day, when you've done
absolutely nothing wrong
274
00:12:55,299 --> 00:12:57,077
his hatred will explode!
275
00:12:59,381 --> 00:13:01,602
Mommy!
276
00:13:05,265 --> 00:13:06,714
Hey, kid!
277
00:13:07,396 --> 00:13:08,793
Heads up
278
00:13:12,474 --> 00:13:15,035
Okay, no, not too much base
279
00:13:15,035 --> 00:13:17,589
And I want tabby eyes and Persian lips
280
00:13:21,767 --> 00:13:23,708
Honey, look at Will and Grace
281
00:13:23,708 --> 00:13:26,366
They haven't said a word to
each other for over an hour
282
00:13:26,366 --> 00:13:28,005
This plan bites!
283
00:13:28,005 --> 00:13:29,469
Well, it's better than yours--
284
00:13:29,469 --> 00:13:32,100
Telling those kids those
balloons are made of candy
285
00:13:37,792 --> 00:13:39,378
Kids are dumb
286
00:13:41,372 --> 00:13:41,698
I know
287
00:13:41,698 --> 00:13:44,022
I ate a balloon
it tastes nothing like candy
288
00:13:49,206 --> 00:13:50,264
Okay, we're ready
289
00:13:50,264 --> 00:13:51,803
Go get the kids around the big table
290
00:13:51,803 --> 00:13:53,819
and please make sure
the camera has film in it
291
00:13:53,819 --> 00:13:55,921
One time
It happened one time
292
00:13:56,249 --> 00:13:58,094
Kids, sit down!
Cake!
293
00:13:58,257 --> 00:14:00,410
- Happy--
- Hey, Lar, let me help you with that
294
00:14:00,410 --> 00:14:01,808
No, it's okay. I--I got it
295
00:14:01,808 --> 00:14:03,057
- No, I want to
- Hap--
296
00:14:03,057 --> 00:14:04,365
Oh, honey!
297
00:14:04,759 --> 00:14:06,942
Oh, Hannah's gonna love this
298
00:14:06,942 --> 00:14:08,380
Oh, thanks, Grace
299
00:14:08,380 --> 00:14:10,981
I found it in the Cookbook for Gay Dummies
300
00:14:11,283 --> 00:14:14,065
- Hap--
- Just let-- let me take it out--
301
00:14:14,065 --> 00:14:14,238
- Be careful--
- No, we've got it covered--
302
00:14:14,238 --> 00:14:15,439
Grace, Grace--
303
00:14:20,001 --> 00:14:21,223
Larry, I'm so sorry
304
00:14:21,823 --> 00:14:23,601
- Here, let me help--
- Don't touch her
305
00:14:25,466 --> 00:14:29,957
Kids, we're going to the deli
next door for birthday knishes
306
00:14:38,202 --> 00:14:39,508
Nice going, Grace
307
00:14:40,303 --> 00:14:42,481
Our friendship, a kid's birthday party
308
00:14:42,481 --> 00:14:44,005
your over-processed hair
309
00:14:44,005 --> 00:14:45,824
Anything else you wanna
destroy this week?
310
00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:48,963
I don't know, anything else
you wanna blame me for
311
00:14:48,963 --> 00:14:50,311
you big bitch?
312
00:14:53,456 --> 00:14:54,969
You're a mess
I'm leaving
313
00:14:54,969 --> 00:14:56,088
Don't bother
I'll leave
314
00:14:56,088 --> 00:14:56,968
No, no. I'm leaving
315
00:14:56,968 --> 00:14:58,081
- I'm already gone
- Where's the guy with the--
316
00:14:58,081 --> 00:14:59,656
Where's my purse?
317
00:14:59,656 --> 00:15:01,641
Meow, meow
318
00:15:02,006 --> 00:15:03,316
- Damn it
- Come on
319
00:15:03,522 --> 00:15:05,765
- We are not playing games here
- Give me my purse
320
00:15:05,765 --> 00:15:07,525
Want 'em?
Go get 'em
321
00:15:08,071 --> 00:15:08,963
Ha!
322
00:15:13,525 --> 00:15:14,771
Jack, what the hell are you doing?
323
00:15:14,771 --> 00:15:16,433
It's time you two patched things up
324
00:15:16,433 --> 00:15:17,565
Unzip it!
325
00:15:17,565 --> 00:15:18,605
Will!!
326
00:15:18,605 --> 00:15:21,410
This is not the time or the place
for your clumsy come-ons!
327
00:15:23,558 --> 00:15:24,722
Now talk to her!
328
00:15:24,722 --> 00:15:26,416
This is not funny
Let us out now
329
00:15:26,416 --> 00:15:28,954
- I'm not kidding, Jack
- I'm not kidding either!
330
00:15:29,387 --> 00:15:31,661
You guys' friendship means something to me
331
00:15:31,661 --> 00:15:34,358
It means that maybe we don't
have to be alone in the world
332
00:15:34,473 --> 00:15:36,807
That some things do last forever
333
00:15:36,807 --> 00:15:39,505
That a fatty and his
enabler can find love
334
00:15:40,528 --> 00:15:42,223
Come on, you're tearing the poor kid up!
335
00:15:42,223 --> 00:15:44,178
So either get it together or get it apart
336
00:15:44,178 --> 00:15:45,562
Just get it!
337
00:15:46,588 --> 00:15:48,164
Now come on, Jackie. I hear
there's some people here
338
00:15:48,164 --> 00:15:49,457
with some great dope
339
00:16:03,584 --> 00:16:05,466
Eew. Eew
340
00:16:05,466 --> 00:16:07,791
I think I just stepped in
a puddle of throw-up
341
00:16:07,791 --> 00:16:09,529
Throw-up makes me throw up
342
00:16:09,836 --> 00:16:11,954
Quit jumping
You're gonna have two puddles
343
00:16:11,954 --> 00:16:13,511
Please look
Is that throw-up?
344
00:16:13,688 --> 00:16:15,008
Look for yourself!
345
00:16:15,192 --> 00:16:16,703
I'm not your vomit-looker
346
00:16:18,103 --> 00:16:20,858
I only look at vomit for my friends
and we are not friends
347
00:16:20,858 --> 00:16:24,561
Fine, then you're gonna have to
find yourself another spider-killer
348
00:16:24,561 --> 00:16:25,950
I don't need you to kill
spiders for me, thank you
349
00:16:25,950 --> 00:16:27,696
I can kill my own damn spiders
350
00:16:27,696 --> 00:16:29,083
What about the one above your head?
351
00:16:31,598 --> 00:16:32,645
Quit bouncing
352
00:16:32,645 --> 00:16:33,870
You quit bouncing
353
00:16:33,870 --> 00:16:36,682
- You quit bouncing!
- You quit bouncing!
354
00:16:45,756 --> 00:16:46,782
Man
355
00:16:48,396 --> 00:16:50,488
You really hate me, don't you?
356
00:16:53,976 --> 00:16:55,790
Is this really happening?
357
00:16:57,034 --> 00:17:00,178
We just throw away 15 years
of friendship over this?
358
00:17:00,178 --> 00:17:03,005
Don't say "over this"
like it was nothing
359
00:17:03,005 --> 00:17:04,614
You screwed me over
360
00:17:04,614 --> 00:17:06,241
I'm planning my life around this
361
00:17:06,241 --> 00:17:08,519
You were gonna have a baby
I was gonna be a dad
362
00:17:08,519 --> 00:17:09,624
And then you just throw it away
363
00:17:09,624 --> 00:17:11,664
Heh. It was so easy for you
364
00:17:11,664 --> 00:17:12,752
Easy?
365
00:17:12,752 --> 00:17:16,035
Have you been paying any
attention to my life lately?
366
00:17:16,894 --> 00:17:19,710
And when has finding someone
ever been easy for me?
367
00:17:19,710 --> 00:17:20,840
That is not the point, Grace
368
00:17:20,840 --> 00:17:23,512
You just met the guy
and you picked him over me
369
00:17:23,512 --> 00:17:24,951
I couldn't pick him over you
370
00:17:24,951 --> 00:17:28,002
because you are not an option for me
371
00:17:30,273 --> 00:17:34,986
You know, I actually considered
walking away from Leo for you
372
00:17:36,284 --> 00:17:40,227
But then I started thinking about
what our life would be like
373
00:17:40,487 --> 00:17:43,279
Just you and me and our baby
374
00:17:45,864 --> 00:17:48,327
And that question hanging over my head
375
00:17:48,624 --> 00:17:50,120
What question?
376
00:17:50,762 --> 00:17:54,080
Was Leo the right guy for me?
377
00:17:55,157 --> 00:17:56,942
I don't know
378
00:17:57,304 --> 00:17:59,913
I don't know if it's gonna work out
379
00:18:00,576 --> 00:18:02,952
But I hope it does
380
00:18:03,391 --> 00:18:07,469
And I'd hope my friend
would want that for me, too
381
00:18:07,747 --> 00:18:09,478
I'm sorry, Grace, but
it's not that easy for me
382
00:18:09,478 --> 00:18:10,604
- Why?
- Because it's not
383
00:18:10,604 --> 00:18:11,347
Why?!
384
00:18:11,347 --> 00:18:13,308
Because I need you more than you need me!
385
00:18:13,308 --> 00:18:14,467
Okay?
386
00:18:17,346 --> 00:18:19,793
You--you--you-- you got
a million options, Grace
387
00:18:19,793 --> 00:18:23,021
You can make a baby with
Leo, or Nathan, or any Tom
388
00:18:23,021 --> 00:18:25,708
Dick, and...spermy
389
00:18:26,785 --> 00:18:28,522
But I can't
390
00:18:28,803 --> 00:18:30,044
I need you
391
00:18:33,983 --> 00:18:35,607
Well, I'm sorry, I don't
know what to say to that
392
00:18:35,607 --> 00:18:38,518
Well, there's nothing you can say
You've made your choice
393
00:18:42,600 --> 00:18:44,207
So, what, that's it?
394
00:18:44,207 --> 00:18:45,448
We're done?
395
00:18:46,258 --> 00:18:48,285
We're just gonna go our separate ways?
396
00:18:50,699 --> 00:18:51,753
I guess so
397
00:19:07,304 --> 00:19:08,820
I hope it works out, too
398
00:19:10,023 --> 00:19:10,930
What?
399
00:19:12,767 --> 00:19:15,427
I hope it works out
between you and Leo
400
00:19:19,345 --> 00:19:20,527
You do?
401
00:19:23,026 --> 00:19:24,709
Of course I do
402
00:19:26,121 --> 00:19:27,696
I love you, Grace
403
00:19:29,236 --> 00:19:31,262
I love you, too, Will
404
00:19:44,944 --> 00:19:45,908
- I'm sorry
- I'm sorry
405
00:19:45,908 --> 00:19:48,561
- No, I'm sorry
- I'm sorry
406
00:19:49,700 --> 00:19:52,036
And I think you should
still have your baby
407
00:19:52,378 --> 00:19:54,077
There are other options
408
00:19:54,855 --> 00:19:56,333
You know what I really want?
409
00:19:56,333 --> 00:19:59,052
I wanna do this the old-fashioned way
410
00:19:59,052 --> 00:20:02,037
I wanna meet a guy
fall in love?
411
00:20:02,365 --> 00:20:05,054
Quit going to the gym
'cause I met someone
412
00:20:05,869 --> 00:20:07,712
And then make a baby
413
00:20:11,211 --> 00:20:12,765
- Do me a favor?
- Hmm?
414
00:20:14,035 --> 00:20:15,742
Check the puddle?
415
00:20:18,883 --> 00:20:21,602
- It's macaroni and cheese
- Oh, thank God
416
00:20:21,602 --> 00:20:23,871
- That may have been thrown up
- Oh, no!
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