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- So this was Will's cradle
- Yeah
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- You and your chubby little cheeks
- Ha
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- A little wisp of hair on top
- Yeah
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Hey, what'd you look like as a baby?
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I'll have you know, I was an
extremely pretty child
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Not that there's any
photographs to prove that
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I was the youngest of three
By then my parents were like
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"He's walking. Should we
get the camera?"
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"Nah. I'll remember it."
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So this is fun
Fixin' stuff
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- Sandin' things
- Uh-huh
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- Workin' up a sweat
- Hmm
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- Makes me feel like a man
- Yeah
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No, seriously, I'd like a man
after we're done
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Grace is gonna love this
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It's gonna mean so much more
'cause I worked on it with my own hands
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- Just like I did with the new kitchen
- You gonna pay someone to come in and finish it?
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Yep, just like I did
with the new kitchen
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You know what's even better
than being carpenters?
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Bein' The Carpenters
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Jack
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On the day that you born
the angels got together...
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Jack, stop it
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Come on, we gotta finish this
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And decided to create
a dream come true?
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so they sprinkled moon
dust in your hair--
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and golden starlight
in your eyes of blue!
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And I wonder why I'm still single
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Oh, speaking of which--
Hey, I got a surprise for you
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I got us some twins for tonight
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One's cute, one's smart
one's straight, one's gay
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Just like us
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You're sure it was twins, and not just
one guy taking his glasses on and off?
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Oh, yeah
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Anyway, I can't
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Grace and I are really
focused on this baby right now
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And we've made an agreement--
no dating
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This is the best date ever
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I thought you were getting
bored around 4:00
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and then I thought
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"Well, why would you be bored?
I'm a catch."
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So, Leo, being a "doctah"...
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You must hate it when people hit you up
for free medical advice, huh?
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Yeah, yeah I do
It's the worst
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Whaddya need?
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Sometimes I taste pennies...
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You know, in my mouth
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That's like a stroke thing, right?
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It can be
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Let me ask you something
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This is where you're gonna see
the whole doctor thing start working
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Do you keep your mints
in your change purse?
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I don't think I've ever
been more embarrassed
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Until now
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Oh, God
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I'm sorry
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- I thought you were, y'know--
- Yeah
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Leanin' in to-- / I--was just
grabbin'-- grabbin' my-- my sweater
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I--I can, uh, put it back and, uh
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grab it again, if you want me to
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Can I ask you something?
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Ooh, serious voice
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Let me do my Oprah listening pose(������ ������ : ������ ��ũ�� ������)
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You know Grace is gonna be
inseminated again in a few days
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and I really think we're gonna
get pregnant this time
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And if we do, I just want to
make sure that our child is surrounded by...
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...good people
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I hear ya...
Good bye
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No, Jack
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Jack, I'm asking you to be
my kid's godfather
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Well, or, rather, his--
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his fairy godfather
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Oh, my-- Oh, my God!
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I'd be honored
I'd be moved
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That pays, what?
Like $100, $200 a week?
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It pays nothing
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Well, then, I'm just honored
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Okay
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- Hey, guys
- Hey!
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Look at this!
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It's my cradle, from when I was a baby
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My mom sent it over
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Along with a baby picture that says, "Second
or third child, March '70" with a question mark
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Huh
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Jack and I are gonna have it painted
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Pink if it's a girl
and hot pink if it's a boy
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And flannel if it's a lesbian
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So, what do you think?
Do you love it?
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Are you gonna cry?
Do you need a tissue?
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It's cute
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I can't believe you ever fit in there
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'Night, guys
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Wow
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You'd think Grace could
show a little appreciation
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I mean, I've been working
my gay dad ass off all day
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I sanded this cradle...
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partially
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You know, I even child-proofed
the kitchen cabinets
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Yeah, uh, about that--
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I'll show you how to open them later
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- What's up with her?
- Ugh, Will
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Do you know nothing about
the "wimmins"?
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They don't respond to pressure
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- I'm not pressuring her
- Oh, my god!
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You're all about the pressure!
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The baby's not even here yet
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and you're already making Grace
feel like a bad mother
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There's plenty of time for that
after the baby gets here
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That's not what she needs now
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And I should know
I am a mother
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You're a father
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Oh, difference of one letter
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This is the time you gotta stop
focusing on the baby and focus on her
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Pamper her
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Buy her somethin'
And buy me something, too
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'cause I just worked my ass off caring
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Will, help me. It's hard
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Sorry I'm late
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I was caught on the 'F' Train
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Or as I now call it
the F-ing Train
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Oh, honey, is this another one of
your fantasy stories about how
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people travel beneath the city in a secret
underground network of tunnels and trains
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Yeah. Yeah
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It's almost as crazy as the stories
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I tell you about those mythical places in the
desert, where people go to stop drinking
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Oh, hey
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Somebody got some flowers, huh?
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Or as I like to call them
poor people's jewelry
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Oh, God. They're from Leo
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Please, let the card be dumb
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Please, let him quote an Eagles song lyric
or put a happy face over an "I"
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Anything
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Oh
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It's literate and delightful
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Who? Huh? What's this?
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Is this someone you met
in your "underground city"?
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Leo
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- Jewish doctor guy?
- Oh
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I went out with him
He's so...
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amazing, but I'm supposed to
get inseminated tomorrow
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God, it's just--it's all
just happening so fast
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Honey, what's the big deal?
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Just tell Wilma you need
a little more time to see
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what's happening with cute doctor Jew
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I can't ask for more time
We're not supposed to be dating
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- Will's head will explode
- Honey, it will not
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He cares about ya
He wants you to be happy
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You think?
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No
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Oh! But if you buy him a present
it might soften the blow
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- No, that'll never work
- Well, sure it will, honey
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The gays love their presents
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Yeah, just wave something shiny
in front of their faces
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you can get whatever you want
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That's how we got Manhattan
from the gay Indians
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Ugh. Damn it
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If only I hadn't kissed Leo
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Two weeks ago, I wanted this baby
more than anything
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And--and now, I'm just--
I'm just so confused
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Honey, what is the problem?
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- It was just a kiss
- Oh, no, no, no
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You don't understand
It was a really good kiss
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Sh-yeah! Show me
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- No
- Show me
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- No
- Come on. We're both stoned
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- Forget it
- Shut up and show me
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Yeah, you're screwed
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That's not a curl
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That is not a curl
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Now that's a curl
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God, there's so many things
I want to teach my son
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Oh...
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Good. You're here
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Um, hi
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Listen. There's--there's something
I need to talk to you about
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And it's-- it's kind of important
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Yeah? Is it more important than...
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this gift I got you?
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I think it is, but give it to me anyway
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Oh, my God! The wrapping
is so beautiful!
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All these beads and glitter
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Add a couple of spaghetti straps
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and a hint of butt crack
and it's an Academy Awards gown!
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Hmm. Well, I'm not some
thoughtless schlub that just gives
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a gift in the bag it came in
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I'm not an animal
Ha, ha, ha
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- I got you something too
- Oh
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Let's open it together!
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All right, well, you may need scissors
to get through that, because--
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Oh, my God! I love it!
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How did you do that?
I used double-sided tape and glue!
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I used unmanicured nails and that
one jaggedy tooth I never got fixed
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Oh, a foot massager
This is so sweet of you
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Thank you
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- Okay, now open mine
- Okay
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It's so beautiful, I almost
don't want to unstaple it
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Just open it
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Wow, a--a personal cooling system
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Hey, it works!
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You know how I am always the perfect temperature
and you are always freakishly hot?
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Well, the salesman said put this on
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and you will freeze your nipples off
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And it's true, 'cause there's
a spare pair in the box
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Wow!
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That's great!
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Can't wait to use that at the beach
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You know?
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Me and my billabongs
with a metal collar around my neck
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Should attract an interesting
subset of gay men
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Okay, okay
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Look, if you don't like it, you can always
exchange it for those turbo nose hair trimmers
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that you always make fun of
but secretly want
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What are you talking about?
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Come on. I hear the sobbing
from the bathroom every time
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you go at that jungle with the tweezers
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- Go ahead, exchange it
- Hey, hey, yo hey, pretty
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Does this look like the face of someone
who doesn't like his gift?
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I love that we don't need a reason
to buy each other presents! / Yeah
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So I've gotta talk to you about something
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I know... that we are...
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supposed to get inseminated tomorrow
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But the last couple of weeks, um--
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everything just seems to be moving so fast
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And I just wish that I had just--
just a little more time
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because, um--
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God, this is so hard
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Sweetie, I think I know
what you're gonna say
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- You do?
- Yes
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I'm rushing things
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God, you're not even pregnant yet
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and I'm way ahead of myself
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By the way, our kid's on
the waiting list for Dalton
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- So--
- Will--
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I know, I know
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I've been putting way too
much pressure on, so let's--
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let's wait a month
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Take a little breather
That's not gonna change anything
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I mean, I certainly ain't
got nothin' better goin' on
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And we know you don't, right?
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- Right
- Great
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Great
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So we're cool
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I know I am. Ha ha ha!
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Oh, there go the nipples
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So how'd Grace like the gift?
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Did she get all emotional?
Did she cry like a boy?
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Yeah. She loved it
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You know Grace and her feet
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They're almost inseparable
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And she gave me something too--
A great present
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- The one we're here to return?
- That's the one
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Gonna trade it for those
turbo nose hair trimmers?
253
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No!
254
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Anyway, thanks for the advice
You really helped
255
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You don't have to thank me, Will
256
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I'll be rewarded in a better place
257
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Oh, look, we're in a better place
Reward me!
258
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Why don't you roll over in that
massage chair and reward yourself
259
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- Hi
- Can I help you?
260
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I'd like to exchange this
261
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Would ya like to look at our catalog?
262
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No. I pretty much know what I want
263
00:14:06,548 --> 00:14:09,328
Um... I'm a gardener
264
00:14:09,328 --> 00:14:15,492
And I garden in these-- these
little holes the size of-- of, uh, well
265
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nostrils
266
00:14:17,189 --> 00:14:19,583
And I just--I need something that
I can really get in there and--
267
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and dig out all that extra, uh, foliage
268
00:14:23,758 --> 00:14:26,274
Well, we have these nose hair trimmers--
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Nose hair trimmers!
Wow, that hadn't occurred to me
270
00:14:28,973 --> 00:14:32,147
Well, if you think it'll work in
my garden / I'll have someone get them
271
00:14:32,147 --> 00:14:35,212
God, I'd hate to be behind you
when you're buying condoms
272
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Will, I found it
273
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The single CD shower companion
274
00:14:43,039 --> 00:14:45,847
'Cause you can never have
too many companions in the shower!
275
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Jack
276
00:14:49,786 --> 00:14:52,898
Isn't that why your membership
to the Y was revoked?
277
00:14:54,511 --> 00:14:56,568
Ooh, check out the man-cake at the counter
278
00:14:57,081 --> 00:14:58,684
I know that guy
279
00:14:59,031 --> 00:15:00,877
That's that horse guy
280
00:15:01,741 --> 00:15:03,752
Oh, me likes the sound of that!
281
00:15:07,787 --> 00:15:09,216
Come on, intro-seduce me
282
00:15:10,660 --> 00:15:12,183
Yeah, I'd like to
283
00:15:12,183 --> 00:15:13,798
uh, exchange this foot massager
284
00:15:13,798 --> 00:15:16,133
My girlfriend got it as a gift
and she was gonna return it herself
285
00:15:16,133 --> 00:15:20,097
but she's kind of embarrassed 'cause
she thinks her feet are kinda big
286
00:15:20,097 --> 00:15:21,905
I happen to think she has great feet
287
00:15:21,905 --> 00:15:25,144
I offered to do it for her
'cause I'm trying to impress her
288
00:15:25,665 --> 00:15:29,118
Say, what is it about you that
makes people just wanna open up?
289
00:15:30,882 --> 00:15:33,350
Uh-oh. Your horse guy's straight, Will
290
00:15:33,350 --> 00:15:35,813
He's talking about Grace
291
00:15:36,272 --> 00:15:38,168
Ooh, then maybe there's hope
292
00:15:43,729 --> 00:15:47,605
Oh, honey, I didn't sleep a wink all night
293
00:15:47,605 --> 00:15:49,056
I don't know if it was worrying about you
294
00:15:49,056 --> 00:15:52,113
or those Mexican amphetamines
I've been taking, but...
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295
00:15:54,935 --> 00:15:56,397
I have to know what happened with Will
296
00:15:56,397 --> 00:15:59,147
- How'd he like his gift?
- Oh, he loved it
297
00:15:59,147 --> 00:16:01,283
- Oh
- And he said he'd--
298
00:16:01,283 --> 00:16:02,949
he'd give me some more time
299
00:16:02,949 --> 00:16:04,438
Honey, that's great
300
00:16:04,438 --> 00:16:06,470
So I helped someone
Hopefully
301
00:16:06,470 --> 00:16:09,080
this will count toward my community service
302
00:16:10,810 --> 00:16:14,194
I'm sick of pickin' up trash in the park
with that kid from "The Sopranos."
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303
00:16:18,683 --> 00:16:24,718
The only thing is, is
I may have accidentally lied a little
304
00:16:25,322 --> 00:16:27,025
I didn't tell him about Leo
305
00:16:27,025 --> 00:16:28,337
Now, Grace--
306
00:16:28,688 --> 00:16:31,497
what have I always told you about lying?
307
00:16:31,497 --> 00:16:33,213
That it's good
308
00:16:35,063 --> 00:16:38,131
But it didn't feel right
I've got tell Will the truth--
309
00:16:38,131 --> 00:16:39,568
the whole truth
310
00:16:39,568 --> 00:16:41,907
Well, maybe it's for the best
311
00:16:42,525 --> 00:16:46,855
Then you and I can
move on with our lives
312
00:16:46,855 --> 00:16:48,580
Out in the open to love freely
313
00:16:51,767 --> 00:16:53,691
Karen, we're not a couple
314
00:16:54,982 --> 00:16:56,485
Aren't we?
315
00:16:59,493 --> 00:17:00,732
No
316
00:17:01,778 --> 00:17:05,490
Well, all I know is
when I woke up this morning
317
00:17:05,490 --> 00:17:06,869
there was red hair on my pillow
318
00:17:06,869 --> 00:17:08,990
and lesbian porn in the VCR
319
00:17:14,201 --> 00:17:15,497
- Hey, ladies
- Hey, hey
320
00:17:15,497 --> 00:17:16,862
Hey, ladies
321
00:17:19,048 --> 00:17:21,749
My feet are killing me
We just walked like 30 blocks
322
00:17:21,749 --> 00:17:23,430
Oh. Can I get ya something to drink?
323
00:17:23,430 --> 00:17:25,820
She's buttering him up
She didn't tell him about Leo
324
00:17:25,820 --> 00:17:28,366
Ya know what I'd really like?
Where's that new foot massager?
325
00:17:28,366 --> 00:17:30,970
He's setting her up
He knows about Leo
326
00:17:30,970 --> 00:17:30,973
You don't need the electric massager
327
00:17:30,973 --> 00:17:35,365
- I will rub your feet
- No, no, get it
328
00:17:35,365 --> 00:17:36,544
I wanna try it
329
00:17:37,941 --> 00:17:42,106
Look, Will, I don't--I don't--
I don't have the massager, okay?
330
00:17:42,106 --> 00:17:43,454
She gave it to her guy
331
00:17:43,454 --> 00:17:45,790
- He's a really good kisser
- How good a kisser?
332
00:17:47,272 --> 00:17:48,236
What happened to it?
333
00:17:48,236 --> 00:17:50,059
Did your boyfriend take it
back to The Sharper Image?
334
00:17:50,059 --> 00:17:51,429
He's not my--
335
00:17:52,699 --> 00:17:54,176
How did you know about that?
336
00:17:54,176 --> 00:17:58,158
I saw him there when I was returning
that stupid personal cooling system
337
00:18:00,161 --> 00:18:03,185
You returned the personal cooling system?
338
00:18:03,185 --> 00:18:05,377
Why didn't you just tell me
that you didn't like it?
339
00:18:05,377 --> 00:18:05,859
I don't know
340
00:18:05,859 --> 00:18:08,749
Why didn't you tell me you wanted
more time because of some guy?
341
00:18:08,749 --> 00:18:09,941
- Hey, you want me to show you?
- Show me
342
00:18:09,941 --> 00:18:10,912
Okay
343
00:18:14,855 --> 00:18:15,987
Get out!
344
00:18:16,939 --> 00:18:18,351
Damn, Leo's good
345
00:18:21,673 --> 00:18:22,602
I'm sorry
346
00:18:23,150 --> 00:18:25,932
I was going to tell you
I started to tell you
347
00:18:25,932 --> 00:18:27,851
And then you were so understanding
348
00:18:27,851 --> 00:18:29,988
And then there were gifts
and curled ribbons--
349
00:18:29,988 --> 00:18:31,815
Grace, Grace, bottom line
350
00:18:31,815 --> 00:18:34,418
Do you wanna have this baby with me, or not?
351
00:18:35,727 --> 00:18:37,117
You said I could have more time
352
00:18:37,117 --> 00:18:40,161
That was before I found out you were
sneakin' around behind my back
353
00:18:40,161 --> 00:18:42,845
If you wanna back outta this
I want you to back out now
354
00:18:42,845 --> 00:18:44,724
I don't wanna have this
conversation again in a month
355
00:18:44,724 --> 00:18:46,257
like we did with the cabinets
356
00:18:46,257 --> 00:18:47,970
"I like the nickel pulls
No, I like the brass pulls"
357
00:18:47,970 --> 00:18:49,307
"Oh, no, I like the nickel pulls again."
358
00:18:49,307 --> 00:18:51,364
Make up your friggin' mind!
359
00:18:51,870 --> 00:18:54,640
So what you're saying is
if I don't do it tomorrow
360
00:18:54,640 --> 00:18:56,265
- you don't want to do it at all?
- That's right, Grace
361
00:18:56,265 --> 00:18:57,949
It's now or never
362
00:19:00,611 --> 00:19:04,667
Well, if that's the case
I guess I have to go with never
363
00:19:04,667 --> 00:19:06,390
Oh, I can't believe this!
364
00:19:06,676 --> 00:19:09,138
This is only the most important
thing we've ever done together
365
00:19:09,138 --> 00:19:11,229
and you flake out on me?
I don't know why that's surprising
366
00:19:11,229 --> 00:19:12,633
- You're a flake!
- I am not a flake!
367
00:19:12,633 --> 00:19:13,939
Oh, please
368
00:19:13,939 --> 00:19:17,281
The dinners you blow off
the dry cleaning you forget to pick up
369
00:19:17,281 --> 00:19:20,369
the rent that's late every month
and it's always been this way, Grace
370
00:19:20,369 --> 00:19:23,821
You skipped out on my law school
graduation party before I cut the cake
371
00:19:23,821 --> 00:19:25,544
- That was a big deal
- It was carrot cake!
372
00:19:25,544 --> 00:19:27,337
That's never a big deal!
373
00:19:29,870 --> 00:19:31,702
But I always let it go, Grace
374
00:19:31,702 --> 00:19:34,208
because it's not like we're
making a baby or something
375
00:19:34,208 --> 00:19:39,601
Except this time we're making a baby! / Yes, at the moment
you say, the place you say, wearing the clothes you say
376
00:19:39,601 --> 00:19:41,294
You are a control freak!
377
00:19:41,294 --> 00:19:43,161
All I asked for was one month
378
00:19:43,161 --> 00:19:45,470
one month to see where this is going
379
00:19:45,470 --> 00:19:47,724
Oh, let me tell you where this is going
380
00:19:47,724 --> 00:19:49,668
You'll end up hating him
in three weeks, because--
381
00:19:49,668 --> 00:19:51,794
I don't know, he has
a weird chest hair pattern
382
00:19:51,794 --> 00:19:53,604
or he doesn't like watching E!
383
00:19:53,604 --> 00:19:55,557
Or he'll end up hating you
because you're too needy
384
00:19:55,557 --> 00:19:57,162
Then you'll fall apart
I'll pick you up, and then
385
00:19:57,162 --> 00:19:59,543
magically, you'll be ready to have a baby!
386
00:20:01,330 --> 00:20:02,450
Wow
387
00:20:03,517 --> 00:20:05,161
So that's what you think of me
388
00:20:07,742 --> 00:20:09,717
Look, I'm sorry that I met someone
389
00:20:09,717 --> 00:20:12,099
'cause I know how much
you hate it when I'm happy
390
00:20:12,099 --> 00:20:13,709
- Oh, that is such a load--
- Admit it
391
00:20:13,709 --> 00:20:16,855
You're happiest
when I'm miserable
392
00:20:16,855 --> 00:20:18,285
I mean, come on
393
00:20:18,285 --> 00:20:19,797
Isn't that our thing?
394
00:20:19,797 --> 00:20:22,004
Because then you don't have to
look at how miserable you are
395
00:20:22,004 --> 00:20:25,658
Shut up, Grace! / But I am not
gonna be miserable for you
396
00:20:25,658 --> 00:20:27,636
I am gonna try to be happy
397
00:20:27,636 --> 00:20:29,521
and if you can't deal with that
398
00:20:29,521 --> 00:20:31,210
then you are even more
pathetic than I thought!
399
00:20:31,210 --> 00:20:33,258
- Get out of here
- Go to hell!
400
00:20:33,258 --> 00:20:35,404
I want you out of here in two weeks!
401
00:20:35,979 --> 00:20:37,946
You don't live here anymore
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