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Ok, What do you wanna see?
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how 'bout something French
like with two girls kissing?
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No, nothing with subtitles
It's my day off
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I don't feel like reading
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Hey, sweetie
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We're thinking
about going to a movie
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What do you wanna see?
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Anything but a documentary
It's my day off
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I don't wanna learn
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What's up with the wine?
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Mrs. Friedman from downstairs
gave it to me
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It's actually a wonderful story
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She and her husband
were saving itfor a special occasion
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but then he, uh, died before
they had a chance to open it
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so she gave it to me and said
"Make your own special occasion"
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I guess that story's not so much
wonderful as it is incredibly sad
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You know what else is incredibly sad?
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Poor people with big dreams
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Actually, that's not so much sad
as it is incredibly funny
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You know, we should do this
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We should save that wine
for a special occasion
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You know, something where-- where
the four of us have all done something
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that we're incredibly proud of
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You know, we can wait 20 years
if we have to
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Ah, screw it. Open it
I wanna have a buzz for the movies
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One step ahead of you
I never gave a crap about Mr. Friedman
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You know I hope I don't have
any regrets like that when I'm 75
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I know
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How do you deal with it, Karen?
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Oh! Oh, Wilma
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I have so much money
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You know the one thing
I really wanna do before i die?
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Run the marathon
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It would be such
a feeling of accomplishment
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Mile one, down
Mile 2, down
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Mile 3, down
Mile 4, down
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- All right!
- We get it, we get it, we get it!
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You know what I've
always wanted to do?
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Perform on the Broadway stage
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The make up, the wigs
the costumes
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And then I'd walk to the theater
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You know there is something
I've been putting off for a long time
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And I've avoided it
because well...
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frankly it scares me a little
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I'm supposed to
have a conjugal visit with Stan
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You know what?
We should do all of these things
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Oh, come on, honey
that's easy for you to say
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All you gotta do is
run a lousy marathon
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Stan weighs 5,000 pounds
It's 26 miles just circling him!
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No, I'm serious
I'm tired of talking about it all the time
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I am going to train
for the marathon
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and I am going to do it
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You know what, G?
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I'm gonna audition
for a Broadway play
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because if I can't make it there
I can't make it anyplace
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Hey! I'm gonna boink
my fat husband in prison
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Well, I need to drink to that
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Come on, Kar
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What do you think
we should get facials or colonics?
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I don't know
Let's flip a coin for it
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Heads or tails?
So long!
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Ah well, you've been a little quiet
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Isn't there something you
wanna do before it's too late?
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Well, there's something
I wanna have a baby, you know
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I wanna have a child
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And you should someday
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You're gonna make a terrific father
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Yeah, But I wanna do it now
And I wanna do it with you
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I guess you're one of those
therapists that likes us to start
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I hate that
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I mean, I--I don't hate you
just your methods
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I don't know you well
enough to hate you
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Not to suggest that
if I did know you I would hate you
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but I guess it is
always a possibility
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I mean, if you said
something hateful, I--
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$4 a minute, Grace
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Ok, Let me just
get you up to speed
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Gay
Straight
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Gentile
Jew
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36
29
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33 / 24
Sold
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We've been best friends for, like
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15 years, and we've always said that
one day we'd have a baby together
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And I wanna do it now
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and she's not so sure
and ever since I brought it up
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she's been avoiding me
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and we've been having stupid fights
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I haven't been avoiding you
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You have, too!
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I--I--I come in the room
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and you scurry behind
the couch like a silverfish
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Do you have to go to
the anti-Semitic place?
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What are you talking about?
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Silver fish?
Silverberg?
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Gefilte fish?
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We get it
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You see, this would be
one of the stupid fights
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Rosie, hi
Listen to this
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They don't even let you
turn the lights out
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I can't have sex with Stan
if I can see him!
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How am I supposed to have a
conjugal watchin' that con jiggle?!
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Yeah, Ok
Thanks, honey
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See you back at the mans
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I'm in the nude for love
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Scooba da boo, salami
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Just in case he forgets his way
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What the?
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A security camera?!
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Oh, I cannot believe this!
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Oh, whatever happened to privacy?
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I am outraged
I'm appalled!
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I'm...I'm turned on!
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Hot jazz!
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What's that you say?
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Sure, he can dance
but can he sing?
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Maria. I just met
a "girl" named Maria
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and suddenly
I've found how wonderful
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a sound can be "Maria,"
say~~~
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what does that mean right there?
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What's going on there?
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'Cause that's in my sightline, ok?
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You know, um, when they
flash the red light at the duplex
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that means they want
the guy to get off the stage!
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Oh, no, I'm not leaving
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No, I'm not getting off this stage
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I--I--I'm gonna read for your play
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and do you know why?
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Because I want it
to be a runaway hit!
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Hey! Hey! You don't
even know who I am!
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You don't even know
what I can offer!
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Why, I could--I could be
the next Sir Judi Dench
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or Dame Ian McKellen!
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Do you really wanna be known
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as the producers
who passed that up?
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Oh, my god, it totally worked
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Ok, look
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I don't know
if I'm ready for this
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I mean, there's a lot of things?
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I wanna do with my life
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and I don't know
if I can do it with a baby
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I wanna travel the world
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Anywhere
Everywhere
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You know, as long as it's clean
and they speak English and it's safe
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You've just narrowed your
world travel plans down to Denver
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Grace, what is the problem?
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What are you--
what are you doing here?
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We've always talked about
doing this / I know--
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And you're always making us
stop in front of baby gap to go
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"aw!" at the little high tops
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And the-- and
the little baby backpacks!
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I mean, why would a baby
need a backpack?
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Maybe to carry stuff
to his homies' cribs
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I don't know!
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Let's just have a baby
and find out
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Come on
what's holding you back?
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- I don't know It's just--
- what?
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I--I guess a part of me
does wanna have a baby, but
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Grace, it's me
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If there's something
you wanna say, just say it
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I'm just not sure
I wanna do it with you
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What are you....
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What do you mean
you don't wanna do it with me?
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For years, we've talked about
how we're gonna do this!
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When my--when my friend
Claire wanted my sperm
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so she could have a baby
you said no
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because it was your sperm!
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You practically planted
a flag in my testicles!
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Well, that's because
it is my sperm
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But it's my safety sperm
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You know, like the safety school?
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You--you apply to college
and it's the one school, you know
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you're gonna get into just in case
everything else falls through
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You're saying
my sperm is Florida State?
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Look, it--
it was a fallback position
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It was always the thing that
I was gonna do if I didn't find Mr Right
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and I'm just not sure that
I'm ready to give up on that yet
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Yeah, well, you know
you're probably right
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I mean, just 'cause
it didn't work out with
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Danny or Nathan
or Josh or Ben or Bill
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or Mark or Six-Toe
or Unibrow
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It doesn't mean it won't work out with
that pizza guy you've been eyeing
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I'm sure you two will be
very happy together, you know
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with your three beautiful children
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Pepperoni, Mushroom
and Extra Cheese
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That was mean
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You know, this is
all very easy for you
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I have the kid ,You're a dad
You're happy
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But who am I in all this?
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The mom of my
gay roommate's baby?
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That's not exactly the family
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I dreamed of
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Well, you--you think
this is my dream?
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I never thought
I'd have a child this way!
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I assumed I'd be with a guy!
You know
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Rick, and six years
into the relationship
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when we got tired of running
a bed and breakfast in Vermont
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we'd decide to have a family
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Ok, well, what about Rick?
Where is Rick?
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Is he in the TV room where you
spend every Saturday night?
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Does he appear
on the gay channel
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that you added and
don't think I know about?
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I mean, you sat here
and you listed my--my failures!
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At least I have failures to list!
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At least I tried!
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You haven't had a serious
relationship in five years!
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No, I haven't!
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Well, then maybe you
need to ask yourself
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why you want this baby
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Is it because you are so full of love?
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And there's no one in your life??
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And so now you wanna make
a little guy or girl to give it to?
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So what?
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Isn't that a perfectly
good reason to have a baby?
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I mean, isn't it?
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Isn't it?
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It isn't, is it?
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So you're really going to
watch us have sex?
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Well, honey
it isn't going to be pretty
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The good news is
it isn't going to be long either
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And it should be pretty quick, too
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I like you
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Stanley?
Hi, sweetheart
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Oh, I know
it's been so long
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I can't wait to run up
and throw my arms
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two-thirds of the way around you
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So come on--
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What?
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What do you mean you're not coming?
What happened?
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You, son of a bitch
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How could you do this to me?
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Well, it's been fun, cammie
but I'm outta here
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Yeah
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The bastard used his library time
to do a little insider trading
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They found out
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now he's going to
be in for a lot longer
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Why couldn't he use his library time
to read the Bible
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or expose himself to the newbies
like the rest of the boys on Cellblock Fat?
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What?!
No, you listen
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I've been putting on
a brave face for eight months
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well, eight months ago in Brazil
I had one put on
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But do you think
this has been easy for me?
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Well, it hasn't
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But I thought
you were getting out soon
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so I held on?
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so that we could
start our lives over
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And then you go and do this
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you screwed up, Stan
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No, I don't--
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no, I don't know
if I can forgive you
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And I'll tell you something else
Mr Walker
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I'm tired, and I don't know
if I can do this anymore
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Did you know about this?
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And you didn`t tell me
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You should be
ashamed of yourself
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I guess I just got caught up
in the romantic notion
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of what it would be like to
have a baby with her, you know?
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I mean, you'd be all gorgeous
and pregnant and glowing and booby
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and when you had the baby
I'd be in the delivery room
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When you were pushing
and screaming at me to rot in hell
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I would
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And we'd raise him with the values
that were important to us
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Respect for other people's opinions
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except for you know
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ones that were different than ours
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On his first date
with a girl--or a boy
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Or if it's a girl, a boy
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or a girl
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we'd be home
all nervous and waiting
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but acting like we weren't
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Then one day
when he went off to college
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we'd wave good-bye and
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look at each other and say
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"You know what?"
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"We did a good job"
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I want to have a baby with you!
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Let's see
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"Please, Mr O'Shaughnessy
I'm begging you"
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"I can't stand out here
any longer in this unbearable"
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"heat"
Oh
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it's hot
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"We need food or else
I fear my family will perish"
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"and my harp will break"
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"heart"
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"My heart will break"
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I said "harp will break"
Did you hear that?
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Harp!
Bblllingg Bing!
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Harp!
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Where was I?
Let's see, OK!
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"Deirdre's got no milk for the wee one
and the oldest girl is dead"
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Harp!
I can't believe I said harp!
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That is the funniest I thought
the "P" was a "T"
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That's so funny
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Ok, ok, wait
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"So please
I'm begging you"
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"it's only a loaf of bread to you
but for us, it's life"
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Let me--
let me try that again
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"It's only a loaf of bread to you"
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"it's only a loaf of bread"
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"It's only......"
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I'm just going to stop
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Ok, I just.....
it's just, um
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This isn't
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It's me
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I'm not good, am I?
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Wait, don't answer that
I already know
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All these years
everybody keeps telling me
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Thanks for your time, though
308
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You can, um, put your
red light on now
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'cause I--
I'm done
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with all of this
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I'm not an actor
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Really, it's ok
You can turn it on
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And scene
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I can't.... I, uh
I'm so confused You--
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you want to have a baby now?
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I do
Do you?
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I don't!
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What?
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But the reason we're here is
because you wanted to have a baby
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I did, but then
you talked me out of it
321
00:18:39,007 --> 00:18:42,251
But then you talked me into it
with all your talk about talking me out of it
322
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But you haven't talked me back
into it with all your talk of--of--
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Talk me back into it!
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Oh, this is ridiculous
325
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We don't sound like two people
who should be having a child
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This is something
we should be sure of
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Yeah, you're right
I mean
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it's...it's not like
super-sizing a happy meal
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Yeah, 'cause
that's always a yes
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Will, we can do this
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I don't see how I can
I mean what if--
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w-what if I am doing
this for all the wrong reasons?
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What difference does it make
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what your reasons are
for wanting to love a child?
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Isn't the most important thing
the love part?
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And as far as I'm concerned
if Mr Right and the father of my child
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turns out to be
two different people
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would that be so bad?
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What?
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We got a million reasons not to do this
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but I ...
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I just keep imagining
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this kid in some
cosmic waiting room
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and he's our kid
345
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And I'd really like to meet him
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Me, too
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Are we doing this?
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I mean, are we
going to have a baby?
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Oh, my god
I guess we are!
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00:20:39,869 --> 00:20:42,256
Well, we have two minutes left
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Is there anything
we haven't covered?
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I don't know
After something that huge
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it's kind of hard to, uh
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She never cleans up
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00:20:52,742 --> 00:20:55,434
and it really bugs me
356
00:20:56,094 --> 00:20:58,013
It's just a response
to his compulsiveness
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Everything in the refrigerator
has to face forward
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How else are you going to
know what it is, huh?
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Say something!
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