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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:03:02,174 --> 00:03:05,302 The princess nodded, and the frog said, 2 00:03:05,410 --> 00:03:09,813 "That which you have promised, you must perform." 3 00:03:12,651 --> 00:03:15,313 Very good. Keep reading. 4 00:03:15,420 --> 00:03:18,548 "So the princess leaned in and kissed the frog, 5 00:03:18,657 --> 00:03:23,822 " but as she did, he became a handsome prince, 6 00:03:23,929 --> 00:03:25,954 "and they rode off to his kingdom, 7 00:03:26,064 --> 00:03:30,797 where they lived happily ever after. " 8 00:03:30,903 --> 00:03:34,430 Happily ever after. 9 00:03:34,540 --> 00:03:37,270 There's no such thing as " happily ever after." 10 00:03:38,744 --> 00:03:42,009 Not for a real princess. 11 00:03:42,114 --> 00:03:45,777 The prince my father wants me to marry will always be a frog. 12 00:03:45,884 --> 00:03:49,183 My offer still stands. I will help you get to America. 13 00:03:49,288 --> 00:03:51,688 - America ? - That's very kind. 14 00:03:51,790 --> 00:03:53,781 But we're running out of time. 15 00:03:53,892 --> 00:03:57,293 I know of a ship bound for America, but we must leave tonight. 16 00:03:57,396 --> 00:04:00,297 - Leave tonight ? - We must hurry, Princess. 17 00:04:07,973 --> 00:04:10,703 Hurry, Princess. 18 00:05:11,503 --> 00:05:14,734 - Mung Goo Hi. 19 00:05:14,840 --> 00:05:16,865 -Zhou Hei. 20 00:05:16,975 --> 00:05:19,170 - Chow Lu. 21 00:06:46,931 --> 00:06:50,264 Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, that's it. 22 00:06:50,368 --> 00:06:53,496 Okay. Great. Great. Okay. 23 00:06:53,604 --> 00:06:56,300 Come here. Look at this. Spent a lot of time on this. 24 00:06:56,407 --> 00:06:58,671 Now, pay attention, 'cause I don't want any mistakes. 25 00:06:58,776 --> 00:07:01,210 Now, I've calculated the speed of the train and the speed of our horses. 26 00:07:01,312 --> 00:07:03,542 We meet at this vector. The only variable is the wind. 27 00:07:03,647 --> 00:07:06,844 - Technically, if you travel over here on the horses-- - Is this the train ? 28 00:07:19,830 --> 00:07:23,231 All right. We're just gonna wing it... like we always do. 29 00:07:23,334 --> 00:07:25,302 - Ride down, jump on the train, 30 00:07:25,403 --> 00:07:28,201 hoorah the money, head back to the cathouse, all right ? 31 00:07:28,305 --> 00:07:31,900 - Mm-hmm. - Let's go. Come on. Move out. Go ! 32 00:07:32,009 --> 00:07:34,876 You okay ? Nervous ? It's all right to be nervous when you're new. 33 00:07:34,979 --> 00:07:37,345 You'll be okay. I'll keep an eye on you. 34 00:07:37,448 --> 00:07:40,417 All you gotta do is follow my lead. All right, look alive, outlaws ! 35 00:07:46,824 --> 00:07:50,760 "So the princess leaned in and kissed the frog, 36 00:07:50,861 --> 00:07:54,922 "but as she did, he became a handsome prince, 37 00:07:55,032 --> 00:07:57,557 "and they rode off to his kingdom, 38 00:07:57,668 --> 00:08:01,695 where they lived happily ever after. " 39 00:08:12,316 --> 00:08:14,375 Reach for the sky, ladies and gentlemen ! 40 00:08:14,485 --> 00:08:17,113 Touch that gun and I'll blow your god damn head off! 41 00:08:17,221 --> 00:08:20,213 What are you doin' ? I sorta like to be the only guy that talks, Wallace. 42 00:08:20,324 --> 00:08:22,554 - All right. I'm sorry. - That's okay. That's okay. Good. 43 00:08:22,660 --> 00:08:25,094 Don't worry. Come on, come on. Big 'Un, let's go. 44 00:08:25,196 --> 00:08:27,426 Why is the new guy talking ? Where did you get this guy ? 45 00:08:27,531 --> 00:08:30,591 You know I'm the only one who talks. Okay, everybody keep calm. 46 00:08:30,701 --> 00:08:32,931 You think you're gonna shoot me ? Is that right ? 47 00:08:33,037 --> 00:08:35,631 What you got right in here ? Yeah, you got this gun ? 48 00:08:35,739 --> 00:08:37,730 You think you're gonna do something with that gun ? 49 00:08:37,842 --> 00:08:40,208 Come on, Lady Bird. You got anything in here besides yarn ? 50 00:08:40,311 --> 00:08:43,712 - You got it out for me ! - Hey ! 51 00:08:43,814 --> 00:08:46,248 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. No. 52 00:08:46,350 --> 00:08:48,648 Come here. Come here. We don't steal from women. 53 00:08:48,752 --> 00:08:51,585 Get over here. Take that side. 54 00:08:51,689 --> 00:08:54,817 Give me your hand. Give me your hand. 55 00:08:54,925 --> 00:08:58,224 I'm so sorry about that. I apologize. 56 00:08:59,697 --> 00:09:02,222 First time you've seen an outlaw ? 57 00:09:02,333 --> 00:09:04,893 Scared ? Kind of excited too ? 58 00:09:05,002 --> 00:09:07,562 All mixed up ? Yeah. 59 00:09:09,773 --> 00:09:12,765 Last train we robbed, we were naked, it was so hot out. 60 00:09:12,877 --> 00:09:14,936 Yeah, it was somethin'. 61 00:09:17,448 --> 00:09:19,439 Yeah, it's got my initials right there. 62 00:09:19,550 --> 00:09:23,919 - What are you lookin' at ? 63 00:09:25,890 --> 00:09:28,825 Wait ! Stop ! Where did you get this guy ? 64 00:09:28,926 --> 00:09:31,986 - Texas. - Texas ? Are you insane ? 65 00:09:32,096 --> 00:09:34,428 Just shoot me now, 'cause I don't understand what we're doing here. 66 00:09:34,532 --> 00:09:38,332 Sir, sir, sir, sir. Come here, come here, come here. Sit down. 67 00:09:38,435 --> 00:09:40,096 - Excuse me. - Sir, sit down. 68 00:09:48,445 --> 00:09:52,711 - What happened ? Wallace, what are you doing ? - I'm just wingin' it. 69 00:09:52,816 --> 00:09:55,512 No ! That's not how we wing it ! 70 00:09:55,619 --> 00:09:58,315 No more winging it ! Stop ! Come on, Big 'Un. 71 00:09:58,422 --> 00:10:01,289 - You've lost your "winging it" privileges. - Damn. 72 00:10:01,392 --> 00:10:02,791 Damn ! 73 00:10:40,864 --> 00:10:45,426 Who killed my uncle ? Who did this ? 74 00:11:16,133 --> 00:11:18,431 Give me the dynamite. Give me the dynamite. 75 00:11:18,535 --> 00:11:20,935 No, no, no, no. You stay here. You don't get to come. 76 00:11:21,038 --> 00:11:24,804 - Keep an eye on Wing Nut. - Hey, Blue, looky here ! 77 00:11:36,854 --> 00:11:38,822 Okay. 78 00:11:42,426 --> 00:11:46,624 - Who killed my uncle ? - What the hell is this, the Orient Express ? 79 00:11:48,599 --> 00:11:50,624 - Get him ! - Come here ! 80 00:12:37,047 --> 00:12:40,448 Wh-- Hey ! The safe's getting ready to blow ! 81 00:12:40,551 --> 00:12:44,112 Get ready to reap the fruits of our labor. 82 00:13:14,618 --> 00:13:17,587 Move it! Let's go ! 83 00:13:17,688 --> 00:13:21,351 Roy, you just blew the shit out of our fruits. 84 00:13:27,631 --> 00:13:29,565 Oh, shit. 85 00:13:35,539 --> 00:13:38,406 We got a Chinaman to catch. 86 00:13:42,212 --> 00:13:45,443 Stop ! Stop ! 87 00:13:48,218 --> 00:13:51,847 Stop ! Stop ! Turn around ! 88 00:13:51,955 --> 00:13:54,856 Turn around ! 89 00:13:57,661 --> 00:14:00,129 - What the-- 90 00:14:01,632 --> 00:14:04,294 - Who are you ? - Hey, Roy ! 91 00:14:04,401 --> 00:14:07,461 Don't you worry about a thing ! I got you covered ! 92 00:14:07,571 --> 00:14:09,562 - No ! 93 00:14:09,673 --> 00:14:12,471 - No ! 94 00:14:18,882 --> 00:14:21,715 Roll, baby, roll ! 95 00:14:48,946 --> 00:14:53,110 Reach for the sky, O'Bannon ! It's my gang now! 96 00:15:17,307 --> 00:15:19,775 I don't understand. 97 00:15:19,876 --> 00:15:22,640 You said your friend had a large estate. 98 00:15:22,746 --> 00:15:24,839 He does. 99 00:15:24,948 --> 00:15:27,974 - What exactly does he do ? - Well, you could say. .. 100 00:15:28,085 --> 00:15:30,178 he's a philanthropist. 101 00:15:30,287 --> 00:15:33,779 He helps Chinese immigrants get back on their feet. 102 00:16:11,261 --> 00:16:14,822 Welcome to America, Princess. 103 00:16:16,299 --> 00:16:18,324 Lo Fong. 104 00:16:20,103 --> 00:16:22,094 Forgive me if I do not bow. 105 00:16:22,205 --> 00:16:25,732 Calvin, this man is a trai-- 106 00:16:25,842 --> 00:16:27,901 Traitor. 107 00:16:28,011 --> 00:16:31,606 Why ? Because he ran away from the Forbidden City ? 108 00:16:40,657 --> 00:16:44,423 Your reward is on the table, Mr. Andrews. 109 00:16:58,008 --> 00:17:01,136 Well, now you're gonna have to double it, or I'm gonna kill her. 110 00:17:05,082 --> 00:17:07,949 One thing about the Chinese, Mr. Andrews -- 111 00:17:10,654 --> 00:17:12,884 Aah ! 112 00:17:12,989 --> 00:17:16,755 - We do not renegotiate. 113 00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:32,968 Whatever you think I'm going to do for you, 114 00:17:34,945 --> 00:17:36,936 you're wrong. 115 00:17:38,348 --> 00:17:40,839 It was just like a nightmare. 116 00:17:40,950 --> 00:17:43,418 You wouldn't believe it if I told you. 117 00:17:43,520 --> 00:17:49,083 My gang left me in the desert. I felt like all the other cowboys hated my guts. 118 00:17:49,192 --> 00:17:52,593 Everyone was-- I just missed you. I missed all of you. 119 00:17:52,696 --> 00:17:55,324 We missed you too, Roy. 120 00:17:55,432 --> 00:17:57,696 I think it's medication time. 121 00:18:01,805 --> 00:18:04,035 Come here, devil woman. 122 00:18:05,208 --> 00:18:07,438 Oh. Mmm. 123 00:18:07,544 --> 00:18:10,342 Oh ! Ooh, that's naughty. 124 00:18:10,447 --> 00:18:13,678 Ohh. Ow, careful. Careful with that. 125 00:18:13,783 --> 00:18:16,149 Ow, ow. Careful. Ow. 126 00:18:16,252 --> 00:18:18,652 Ow. Aaaah ! 127 00:18:25,895 --> 00:18:28,955 Holy crap ! The vultures are eating my head! 128 00:18:29,065 --> 00:18:31,397 Aaaah ! Aaaah ! 129 00:18:31,501 --> 00:18:35,369 Help ! Help ! My gang buried me ! 130 00:18:35,472 --> 00:18:38,202 They left me for dead! 131 00:18:38,308 --> 00:18:40,674 Ooh ! Ooh. 132 00:18:40,777 --> 00:18:44,577 Oh, thank heavens. I thought you were a mirage. 133 00:18:44,681 --> 00:18:48,139 - Oh, come on. Water. - You. 134 00:18:52,288 --> 00:18:54,722 - You killed my uncle ! - Bull ! 135 00:18:54,824 --> 00:18:57,088 That was Wallace all the way. 136 00:18:57,193 --> 00:19:00,720 - He was one of your bandits. - He wasn't part of my gang. 137 00:19:00,830 --> 00:19:04,596 He was a new guy. He's crazy as a road lizard. 138 00:19:04,701 --> 00:19:08,398 - You deserve to die. - Hold on a second. 139 00:19:08,505 --> 00:19:10,939 You know what no one's saying here ? 140 00:19:11,040 --> 00:19:14,168 I had a chance to kill you on that train, and I chose not to. 141 00:19:14,277 --> 00:19:17,075 'Cause I'm not a barbarian. 142 00:19:17,180 --> 00:19:20,672 - Hey ! Where are you going ? - Carson City. 143 00:19:20,784 --> 00:19:25,551 I'm closer to diggin' myself to China than you are to gettin' to Carson City. 144 00:19:25,655 --> 00:19:27,623 - Hey ! - Which way ? 145 00:19:27,724 --> 00:19:30,955 Hey, that's better. Dig me out and I'll show you. 146 00:19:33,229 --> 00:19:36,221 - Which way ? 147 00:19:41,504 --> 00:19:43,563 You see the... mountains over there ? 148 00:19:45,074 --> 00:19:48,635 Carson City is on the other side. 149 00:19:48,745 --> 00:19:52,476 All right, dig me out. I kept my end of the bargain. 150 00:19:54,150 --> 00:19:56,448 - Dig me out. 151 00:19:57,587 --> 00:19:59,987 Dig. 152 00:20:00,089 --> 00:20:04,924 Hey ! Hey ! 153 00:20:05,028 --> 00:20:08,327 - Come on ! - Don't talk. Just dig. 154 00:20:11,668 --> 00:20:13,932 Aargh ! 155 00:24:50,346 --> 00:24:52,337 Hey ! 156 00:26:22,437 --> 00:26:26,635 Where is Carson City ? 157 00:29:06,568 --> 00:29:09,935 - How. - How. 158 00:29:11,372 --> 00:29:13,169 - How. - How. 159 00:29:13,274 --> 00:29:17,472 - How. How. How. How. - How. 160 00:30:51,872 --> 00:30:55,239 I thought you might be hungry. 161 00:31:00,013 --> 00:31:04,450 -You were wrong. -You would find me a much better host... 162 00:31:04,551 --> 00:31:07,577 if we could come to some sort of an arrangement. 163 00:31:10,591 --> 00:31:12,991 An arrangement ? 164 00:31:13,093 --> 00:31:16,290 Like the one you have with the slaves working on this railroad ? 165 00:31:18,398 --> 00:31:21,333 These people are free to leave. 166 00:31:22,870 --> 00:31:24,963 What do you want with me ? 167 00:31:26,840 --> 00:31:30,742 Once I have the emperor's gold, my work will be complete. 168 00:31:35,115 --> 00:31:37,640 Princess. 169 00:31:40,854 --> 00:31:42,947 I think it is time for you to be among your people. 170 00:31:50,597 --> 00:31:53,691 They don't look like any injuns I ever seen, Jedediah. 171 00:31:53,800 --> 00:31:57,099 That's because they're not injuns, woman ! They're Jews ! 172 00:33:20,620 --> 00:33:23,088 You, stay. 173 00:33:52,852 --> 00:33:54,945 You guys, get a load of this. 174 00:34:05,098 --> 00:34:10,331 - How. 175 00:34:20,780 --> 00:34:22,941 Is this Carson City ? 176 00:34:24,717 --> 00:34:27,117 No, this ain't Carson City, Chief. 177 00:34:27,220 --> 00:34:30,781 You're gonna have to get your firewater somewhere else. 178 00:35:13,599 --> 00:35:16,659 All right, Roy, ante up. 179 00:35:30,083 --> 00:35:34,042 - And stay out! 180 00:35:44,030 --> 00:35:46,362 You bounce back fast, kimosabe. 181 00:35:55,375 --> 00:35:57,673 Ow. 182 00:35:57,777 --> 00:36:00,507 What are you doin' here ? I thought you were going to Carson City. 183 00:36:00,613 --> 00:36:03,844 You ! You gave me bad directions ! 184 00:36:03,950 --> 00:36:07,113 No, I gave you wrong directions. 185 00:36:07,220 --> 00:36:10,917 You want your toothpicks back ? 186 00:36:11,023 --> 00:36:14,356 - You got a lot of nerve, comin' in here with that-- - Give it back to me ! 187 00:36:24,504 --> 00:36:28,201 - Ain't that somethin' ? 188 00:36:30,510 --> 00:36:33,445 Take your hand off me. 189 00:36:40,019 --> 00:36:41,782 - Ohh ! - Ohh ! 190 00:36:44,757 --> 00:36:46,952 Hey, I just want to go to Carson City ! 191 00:37:21,594 --> 00:37:24,461 You're goin' for a ride ! 192 00:37:24,564 --> 00:37:27,499 Aaah ! Aaah ! 193 00:37:59,398 --> 00:38:01,832 No ! 194 00:38:09,408 --> 00:38:11,842 Yes ! Yeah ! 195 00:38:14,013 --> 00:38:16,709 Yes ! Yes ! 196 00:38:16,816 --> 00:38:19,307 No ! No ! 197 00:38:19,418 --> 00:38:21,511 Sorry ! I'm sorry ! 198 00:38:21,621 --> 00:38:23,589 You ! 199 00:38:41,374 --> 00:38:45,367 - Who in the hell started this ? - The Chinaman. 200 00:38:50,115 --> 00:38:52,879 Let me out ! Give me the book back ! 201 00:38:52,985 --> 00:38:55,954 I have to go to Carson City to rescue the princess ! 202 00:38:56,055 --> 00:38:59,024 - You've got the wrong person ! I don't belong here ! 203 00:38:59,124 --> 00:39:01,217 Hey ! 204 00:39:01,327 --> 00:39:04,296 Keep goin' with the Chinese. That's workin'. They're about to let you out. 205 00:39:04,396 --> 00:39:08,264 - Give me the book back ! - For cryin' out loud, just give him the book back, please. 206 00:39:08,367 --> 00:39:10,562 - If it'll give us some peace and quiet-- Forget about it. - Open it up ! 207 00:39:10,669 --> 00:39:13,729 - They're not givin' you the book back. Drop the book. - I wasted enough time with you. 208 00:39:13,839 --> 00:39:17,297 - What ? You've wasted enough time with me ? What about me ? - Give me the book ! 209 00:39:17,409 --> 00:39:19,536 - Listen for a second. Stop ! - Give me the book ! Hey ! 210 00:39:19,645 --> 00:39:23,046 Listen ! Stop ! You're not in the East, okay ? 211 00:39:23,148 --> 00:39:26,948 You're not in China. This is the West. The sun doesn't rise here, it sets here, 212 00:39:27,052 --> 00:39:30,920 and you're closer to getting us hung than you are getting that book back, okay ? 213 00:39:32,558 --> 00:39:36,289 Now, just-- I like that. 214 00:39:36,395 --> 00:39:38,556 That's what I'm talking about. You're wound so tight. 215 00:39:38,664 --> 00:39:41,428 You're the most irritable guy I've ever been around. Just relax for a second. 216 00:39:41,533 --> 00:39:44,468 Take ten minutes, and then you can go back to screaming, I promise. 217 00:39:44,570 --> 00:39:47,733 I'll join you. Okay, just relax for a second. 218 00:39:49,775 --> 00:39:52,107 Come on, sit down. 219 00:39:54,113 --> 00:39:56,581 Come on. 220 00:40:00,886 --> 00:40:03,855 Just relax. 221 00:40:03,956 --> 00:40:06,584 Is that relaxed ? 222 00:40:06,692 --> 00:40:10,253 You look sort of rigid there. 223 00:40:10,362 --> 00:40:12,489 You know what ? We got off on the wrong foot. 224 00:40:12,598 --> 00:40:15,931 Let's try to start again. 225 00:40:16,035 --> 00:40:18,663 Man, you sure can fight. 226 00:40:18,771 --> 00:40:20,966 I've never seen anything like that. 227 00:40:21,073 --> 00:40:24,201 It was-- 228 00:40:24,309 --> 00:40:27,437 I'm trying to give you a compliment. 229 00:40:27,546 --> 00:40:30,606 You're not still mad about me pointin' you in the wrong direction, are you ? 230 00:40:30,716 --> 00:40:34,208 Come on. You gotta be able to laugh at stuff like that. 231 00:40:34,319 --> 00:40:37,880 Like me in the desert. I don't hold any grudges. I laugh about it. 232 00:40:37,990 --> 00:40:41,187 I'm not angry at you. You just left me there with chopsticks to die. 233 00:40:41,293 --> 00:40:45,627 Roy, all by his lonesome. Just me and the buzzards pickin 'at my head. 234 00:40:47,966 --> 00:40:51,458 You're a very silent man, aren't you ? 235 00:40:51,570 --> 00:40:53,731 You weren't expecting to see old Roy in that bar, were you ? 236 00:40:53,839 --> 00:40:55,830 Be honest. Were you ? Huh ? 237 00:40:59,912 --> 00:41:01,880 Did you really use those chopsticks ? 238 00:41:01,980 --> 00:41:05,245 You better believe it. 239 00:41:05,350 --> 00:41:08,547 Now you laugh. That's funny. I gotta remember that one. 240 00:41:08,654 --> 00:41:14,149 - So, who are you ? - I'm Imperial Guard to the Emperor of China. 241 00:41:14,259 --> 00:41:16,693 China. 242 00:41:16,795 --> 00:41:21,198 - What's with the book ? - The book belongs to Princess Pei Pei. 243 00:41:21,300 --> 00:41:23,097 - Who ? - Princess Pei Pei. 244 00:41:23,202 --> 00:41:25,693 She was kidnapped from the Forbidden City. 245 00:41:25,804 --> 00:41:29,103 Forbidden City ? I like that, the Forbidden City. 246 00:41:29,208 --> 00:41:34,043 A princess kidnapped. It's so mysterious. Oh, go ahead. 247 00:41:34,146 --> 00:41:36,376 The emperor sent us to get her back. 248 00:41:36,482 --> 00:41:38,712 Us ? You mean your friends from the train ? 249 00:41:38,817 --> 00:41:43,880 They are also Imperial Guards. They have four days to bring the gold to Carson City. 250 00:41:43,989 --> 00:41:46,856 - What gold ? - The gold for the princess. 251 00:41:49,661 --> 00:41:51,856 The gold-- Was the gold on the train ? 252 00:41:51,964 --> 00:41:53,693 Yes. 253 00:41:58,570 --> 00:42:01,130 How much gold ? 254 00:42:01,240 --> 00:42:04,698 One hundred thousand pieces. 255 00:42:04,810 --> 00:42:08,974 Sir ? Sir ? Could you hand us that book, please ? 256 00:42:09,081 --> 00:42:11,311 Sir, there's been a mistake. He has-- 257 00:42:11,416 --> 00:42:13,748 Sir-- Yeah. 258 00:42:23,595 --> 00:42:27,156 We're gonna get that book, and we're gonna get you out of here. 259 00:42:27,266 --> 00:42:30,064 - You help me escape ? - Shh. Yes. 260 00:42:30,169 --> 00:42:33,138 - Why ? - Why ? I'm gonna tell you why. 261 00:42:33,238 --> 00:42:35,763 Because there are some things in this world that are just wrong, 262 00:42:35,874 --> 00:42:38,843 and stealing a princess is one of them. 263 00:42:38,944 --> 00:42:41,071 Yeah. That's wrong. 264 00:42:41,180 --> 00:42:44,274 I'll tell you another thing. I feel guilty about leading you up that mountain. 265 00:42:44,383 --> 00:42:46,578 What was I thinking ? How much time did we waste there ? 266 00:42:46,685 --> 00:42:49,415 That was stupid. It wasn't funny. All right ? 267 00:42:49,521 --> 00:42:51,785 Now, sit tight and let me figure this out. 268 00:42:53,058 --> 00:42:55,356 All right, come on, Roy. 269 00:42:55,460 --> 00:42:59,453 Maybe-- Maybe I pretend to be sick, then attack the guards when they come in. 270 00:42:59,565 --> 00:43:01,760 Okay, you mean the sick prisoner routine ? 271 00:43:01,867 --> 00:43:04,131 Yeah. Does that still work in China ? 272 00:43:04,236 --> 00:43:06,204 'Cause here it's sorta been done to death. 273 00:43:08,907 --> 00:43:11,467 - I have another idea. - No, no, no, no, no. 274 00:43:11,577 --> 00:43:14,842 Here's how you help me. You stay on your side of the room, let me figure it out over here. 275 00:43:14,947 --> 00:43:17,142 Okay, you play over there. 276 00:43:20,252 --> 00:43:23,449 Think. Think. What do we got here ? Oh, yeah. 277 00:43:23,555 --> 00:43:25,386 Okay. 278 00:43:25,490 --> 00:43:29,153 We got wood. We got a wall made out of wood. 279 00:43:29,261 --> 00:43:31,320 That's good. Oh, we got pillows. 280 00:43:34,166 --> 00:43:37,465 We got pillows, sheets. We got the sheets and the mattress. 281 00:43:37,569 --> 00:43:41,130 Okay, let's put it all together. Let's think. Add it up, add it up. 282 00:43:41,240 --> 00:43:44,175 What do we got ? What do we got ? 283 00:43:46,478 --> 00:43:48,673 What are you doing ? Stop ! Stop ! 284 00:43:48,780 --> 00:43:50,907 - What are you doing ? - Shh. 285 00:43:51,016 --> 00:43:54,213 - Hold this for me. - No, no. That's your shirt. You hold it. 286 00:44:00,692 --> 00:44:03,422 I like your energy, but I'm not with you. 287 00:44:03,528 --> 00:44:07,157 - When the shirt gets wet, it doesn't break. - I don't know what that means. 288 00:44:07,266 --> 00:44:09,530 And then-- 289 00:44:13,005 --> 00:44:16,372 Okay. And then what-- Then with the wet shirt, you-- 290 00:44:16,475 --> 00:44:19,774 You bend the bars. That's the pay-off. 291 00:44:19,878 --> 00:44:21,869 Don't waste my time with stuff like that, okay ? 292 00:44:21,980 --> 00:44:24,505 A 2,000-year-old civilization, that's all you can come up with ? 293 00:44:24,616 --> 00:44:27,016 Shame on you. Shame on you. 294 00:44:35,160 --> 00:44:39,028 Come on. Stop, please. It's embarrassing. 295 00:44:50,976 --> 00:44:53,570 - See ? I told you so. - No, you said, "Wet shirt don't break," 296 00:44:53,679 --> 00:44:55,704 not " Piss shirt bend bar." 297 00:44:57,482 --> 00:44:59,450 - Twist it. - Help. 298 00:44:59,551 --> 00:45:02,042 Okay, there. Get it. There you go. 299 00:45:03,755 --> 00:45:06,121 Just one more. Yeah. 300 00:45:06,224 --> 00:45:08,590 You're as strong as an ox ! Go ! You can do it ! 301 00:45:11,663 --> 00:45:14,063 There, you got it ! We're gettin' it ! 302 00:45:15,600 --> 00:45:17,761 - Hold it for me. I'll get through. - Okay. 303 00:45:17,869 --> 00:45:20,269 No, no, no. You hold it and I'll go through. 304 00:45:26,611 --> 00:45:29,944 No ! Not your hand ! Stop. 305 00:45:31,116 --> 00:45:33,107 - Hold it. - Adios, sucker. 306 00:45:33,218 --> 00:45:36,517 - What ? - I'm just kidding. Come on. Go. 307 00:45:36,621 --> 00:45:38,680 I wouldn't leave my old pal there. 308 00:45:38,790 --> 00:45:41,020 Go. Really squeeze. 309 00:45:43,628 --> 00:45:45,619 No, no, no, no. Grab this, grab that. 310 00:45:47,399 --> 00:45:49,799 Work your magic right here. 311 00:45:52,270 --> 00:45:55,262 -Too dry. -What ? Juice it up. Juice it up. Go. 312 00:45:55,374 --> 00:45:58,275 I can't ! No more ! 313 00:45:58,377 --> 00:46:00,470 Ah, damn it. 314 00:46:00,579 --> 00:46:03,878 Come on out, little Roy. Work your magic. 315 00:46:09,888 --> 00:46:13,051 - Hurry up. - I'm trying, I'm trying. 316 00:46:13,158 --> 00:46:15,888 - Stop ! Don't look at me. - Relax ! 317 00:46:17,729 --> 00:46:19,788 - Relax. It'll come. - Thanks. 318 00:46:19,898 --> 00:46:22,799 - That helps. Yeah. Good. - Is that called relax ? 319 00:46:38,016 --> 00:46:40,416 Whoa ! 320 00:46:49,027 --> 00:46:52,053 Sheriff! Oh, thank God you're here. Get the guns ! 321 00:47:01,473 --> 00:47:03,998 - Get my book ! - I got it ! 322 00:47:04,109 --> 00:47:07,738 Whoa, whoa. Wow, who's the pretty lady ? 323 00:47:07,846 --> 00:47:10,406 - That's my wife. - How long you been in this country ? 324 00:47:10,515 --> 00:47:12,915 - Four days. - Nice work. 325 00:47:16,054 --> 00:47:18,454 Hello. 326 00:47:18,557 --> 00:47:21,025 Come on. Let's adios, partner. 327 00:47:21,126 --> 00:47:23,094 Hyah ! 328 00:47:28,066 --> 00:47:30,091 Well, best of luck to you. 329 00:47:30,201 --> 00:47:34,570 - Guess this is what your people call sayonara. 330 00:47:34,672 --> 00:47:37,573 Looks like Fido's giving you some problems there. 331 00:47:37,675 --> 00:47:39,700 You want me to, uh, give you a hand ? 332 00:47:39,811 --> 00:47:42,746 - No, I can do it. - Sure, you can. 333 00:47:42,847 --> 00:47:45,441 How is a greenhorn like you gonna make it to Carson City. .. 334 00:47:45,550 --> 00:47:48,314 and rescue this princess ? 335 00:47:48,419 --> 00:47:51,286 Stop, stop, stop, stop. 336 00:47:53,224 --> 00:47:56,955 I can't take it any more. Watch me do it. 337 00:47:58,830 --> 00:48:01,958 Get it like this and you put it up high. 338 00:48:04,168 --> 00:48:07,262 See ? It'll drift back when you're riding. 339 00:48:12,410 --> 00:48:14,935 - All right, I'll do it. - Do what ? 340 00:48:15,046 --> 00:48:17,344 Take you to Carson City, help you rescue Princess " Pee Pee." 341 00:48:17,448 --> 00:48:20,144 Pei Pei. You do not care about the princess. 342 00:48:20,251 --> 00:48:22,617 You don't know me very well, do you ? 343 00:48:25,189 --> 00:48:27,749 Tell you one thing-- I'd hate to think of an innocent member. .. 344 00:48:27,859 --> 00:48:29,850 of Chinese nobility suffering. 345 00:48:29,961 --> 00:48:32,691 Tell you that. 346 00:48:34,365 --> 00:48:37,766 You people believe in karma over there, right ? 347 00:48:37,869 --> 00:48:43,171 Well, I've been thinking. There must be a reason why we keep running into each other. 348 00:48:43,274 --> 00:48:47,040 I've ridden with some terrible men-- just people I couldn't trust. 349 00:48:47,145 --> 00:48:49,477 But when I look at you, 350 00:48:49,580 --> 00:48:54,040 there's something different about you, and I can see it. 351 00:48:54,152 --> 00:48:56,677 I can see it in your eyes. 352 00:48:58,156 --> 00:49:01,057 It's what the Indians call Chippichawa. 353 00:49:01,159 --> 00:49:04,492 - What's that ? - Chippichawa is nobility. 354 00:49:04,595 --> 00:49:07,621 And you have it in spades. 355 00:49:09,734 --> 00:49:13,636 You've got yourself a partner. This has nothing to do with gold, okay ? 356 00:49:13,738 --> 00:49:16,400 Shake on it. 357 00:49:16,507 --> 00:49:19,135 Why you spitting in your hand ? 358 00:49:19,243 --> 00:49:21,302 Well, it's customary, to seal the deal. 359 00:49:21,412 --> 00:49:24,074 - Come on. Let's go. 360 00:49:30,188 --> 00:49:32,213 This is gonna be a long journey. 361 00:49:36,661 --> 00:49:40,097 You boys take care now, you hear ? Shalom. 362 00:49:43,835 --> 00:49:48,204 - Shalom. - Oh. Let's go. 363 00:49:51,542 --> 00:49:54,272 Yee-haw ! Goddamn ! 364 00:49:54,379 --> 00:49:57,678 Looks like y'all had a twister touch down in here. 365 00:49:57,782 --> 00:50:01,582 - Roy O'Bannon and his partner come through town. - Roy O'Bannon ? 366 00:50:01,686 --> 00:50:05,452 Roy O'Bannon ain't got no partner, friend. Roy O'Bannon is dead. 367 00:50:05,556 --> 00:50:11,085 He ain't dead. He busted out of jail last night with the Shanghai Kid. 368 00:50:11,195 --> 00:50:14,187 Shanghai Kid ? Roy got a new gang goin' ? 369 00:50:14,298 --> 00:50:17,927 That son of a bitch. That two-timin' son of a bitch ! 370 00:50:18,035 --> 00:50:20,902 He double-crossed us with that Chinaman from the damn train ! 371 00:50:21,005 --> 00:50:24,600 Just like that. See, at kind of a rakish angle. 372 00:50:24,709 --> 00:50:28,805 - Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. - How do I look ? 373 00:50:28,913 --> 00:50:32,440 I think you look great. I think you look like a real cowboy. 374 00:50:32,550 --> 00:50:35,417 Very dapper, red bandana. 375 00:50:35,520 --> 00:50:38,114 Roy O'Bannon. 376 00:50:38,222 --> 00:50:41,157 - My name is Chon Wang. -John Wayne ? 377 00:50:41,259 --> 00:50:44,228 - Chon Wang. 378 00:50:44,328 --> 00:50:46,558 - That's a terrible cowboy name. - Why ? 379 00:50:46,664 --> 00:50:48,894 No, come on, that's not gonna work. That's horrible. 380 00:50:49,000 --> 00:50:53,061 - That's so bad. And so's the ponytail. - No ! 381 00:50:56,908 --> 00:50:59,638 It doesn't look that bad, actually. 382 00:51:01,078 --> 00:51:03,512 Never touch my queue. 383 00:51:03,614 --> 00:51:05,980 That killed ! Ow. 384 00:51:06,083 --> 00:51:08,779 - We have to go to Carson City. - Okay. 385 00:51:08,886 --> 00:51:12,151 Now, before we go to Carson City, I want to teach you some stuff. Come on. 386 00:51:13,691 --> 00:51:17,127 You just follow me. 387 00:51:17,228 --> 00:51:20,026 - What's that ? - Sensitivity. Increased reflexes. 388 00:51:20,131 --> 00:51:23,032 Now, these are guns. These can be your best friend or worst enemy. 389 00:51:23,134 --> 00:51:25,466 That's a spin in my left hand. That's a spin in my right hand. 390 00:51:25,570 --> 00:51:27,834 That's two spins. Now, here, I'm gonna let you hang onto this. 391 00:51:27,939 --> 00:51:31,136 See ? Whoa. Be careful. Always be ready. Always be ready. 392 00:51:31,242 --> 00:51:33,608 Now, try to exhale for long-range shots, 393 00:51:33,711 --> 00:51:35,679 inhale for short-range. 394 00:51:35,780 --> 00:51:37,645 All right, now cover up your ears, 'cause this could be loud. 395 00:51:37,748 --> 00:51:39,716 Cover up your ears. 396 00:51:53,331 --> 00:51:56,494 I am like a wild horse. You can't tame me. 397 00:51:56,601 --> 00:51:59,968 You put the oats in the pen, though, and I'll come in for a nibble every day. 398 00:52:05,510 --> 00:52:09,241 But if you ever shut that gate, I'll jump the fence. You'll never see me again. 399 00:52:23,027 --> 00:52:26,554 Thing about your husband-- and this is nothing against him, 400 00:52:26,664 --> 00:52:28,655 because I really like him-- 401 00:52:28,766 --> 00:52:31,098 he comes from a very male-dominated society. 402 00:52:58,629 --> 00:53:00,756 Let me put it this way-- 403 00:53:00,865 --> 00:53:02,958 my horse is definitely not my best friend. 404 00:53:17,514 --> 00:53:19,846 Now, people start looking at you funny, 405 00:53:20,050 --> 00:53:22,211 all you gotta say is, " Howdy, partner." 406 00:53:22,319 --> 00:53:24,810 - Howdy, partner ? - Faster than that or people will think you're slow in the head. 407 00:53:24,921 --> 00:53:27,082 - Howdy, partner. - Howdy, partner. 408 00:53:27,190 --> 00:53:30,557 -Just follow my lead. Howdy, partner. - Howdy, partner. 409 00:53:32,996 --> 00:53:36,124 - Howdy, partner. -Just park it right there. 410 00:53:37,400 --> 00:53:39,459 It's not working. 411 00:53:39,569 --> 00:53:44,268 Some people aren't as tolerant as I am. Not very friendly today. 412 00:53:47,544 --> 00:53:50,638 -John, what are you-- 413 00:53:50,747 --> 00:53:54,080 -John-- - Ow. Hurt. 414 00:53:54,184 --> 00:53:56,914 Okay. We gotta work on that. 415 00:53:58,255 --> 00:54:00,348 Here you go, John. Straighten up here. 416 00:54:00,457 --> 00:54:02,448 - Roy, it hurts so bad. - I know, John, 417 00:54:02,559 --> 00:54:05,084 but I'm not gonna walk with you if you walk like that. 418 00:54:05,195 --> 00:54:07,493 I'll be okay. 419 00:54:11,935 --> 00:54:15,530 - Hey, Roy. It's you. - Holy shit ! 420 00:54:15,639 --> 00:54:17,630 I'm a wanted man. Look at this ! 421 00:54:17,741 --> 00:54:19,709 - Five hundred bucks ! That's a lot of money. - Let me see. 422 00:54:19,809 --> 00:54:22,937 - Nice picture. - Careful, careful. 423 00:54:23,046 --> 00:54:25,276 Wow, look at this. Do you know what this means ? 424 00:54:25,382 --> 00:54:27,509 - This will drive the girls crazy. - Really ? 425 00:54:27,617 --> 00:54:30,552 Yes, really. Come on, let's get a couple more of these. 426 00:54:30,654 --> 00:54:32,679 - It's not bad. - I'm wanted too ! 427 00:54:32,789 --> 00:54:36,281 - What ? - This. 428 00:54:36,393 --> 00:54:38,725 Oh, come on. That's not right. 429 00:54:38,828 --> 00:54:40,853 I know. I'm not from Shanghai. 430 00:54:40,964 --> 00:54:42,989 No ! $1 ,000 for a sidekick ? 431 00:54:43,099 --> 00:54:45,727 - You gotta be kidding me. - Be careful. 432 00:54:45,835 --> 00:54:49,635 Justice system's all screwed up. 433 00:54:49,739 --> 00:54:54,005 Man can't even ride a horse, and that's a really cool nickname-- Shanghai Kid. 434 00:54:54,110 --> 00:54:56,203 It's like, got a snap to it that-- 435 00:54:58,582 --> 00:55:02,245 Uh -oh, trouble. John, come here. Get over here. 436 00:55:03,587 --> 00:55:06,249 Tie 'em up over here, fellas. 437 00:55:11,328 --> 00:55:13,387 - What's going on ? - Shh. 438 00:55:13,496 --> 00:55:15,726 Oh. 439 00:55:15,832 --> 00:55:18,528 Howdy, partner. 440 00:55:21,438 --> 00:55:24,532 Oh, my God, it's a posse. They can't be looking for us. 441 00:55:24,641 --> 00:55:28,168 - What's " posse" ? - Oh, I think they're passing us by. 442 00:55:28,278 --> 00:55:33,443 It looked like Marshal Nathan Van Cleef, the psychotic killer. 443 00:55:37,687 --> 00:55:42,056 Roy O'Bannon ! This is Marshal Nathan Van Cleef. 444 00:55:42,158 --> 00:55:44,626 - Ohh ! - We know you're hidin 'in there. 445 00:55:44,728 --> 00:55:47,094 Oh, God, it is him. It is him. 446 00:55:47,197 --> 00:55:51,930 Why don't you throw down Your six-shooters and come out With your hands up. 447 00:55:52,035 --> 00:55:54,868 And that goes for the scum you're ridin' with too. 448 00:55:54,971 --> 00:55:58,270 - He won. - Roy, Roy, it's okay. 449 00:55:58,375 --> 00:56:01,276 No, it's not okay ! Stop ! You don't know this guy ! 450 00:56:01,378 --> 00:56:05,280 Let me talk to them. Remember, we have to save the princess. 451 00:56:05,382 --> 00:56:07,646 What are you doin' ? St-- 452 00:56:10,820 --> 00:56:14,256 - Go easy, fellas. - Why are they shooting at me ? 453 00:56:14,357 --> 00:56:16,917 What happened to " Mr. Shanghai Kid" ? "Oh, I'm a wanted man" ? 454 00:56:17,027 --> 00:56:18,995 - Why ? - 'Cause you're an outlaw. 455 00:56:19,095 --> 00:56:21,893 - I am not an outlaw ! - Stop ! You're a bad guy ! 456 00:56:21,998 --> 00:56:26,162 - Look at that poster. What does that say ? - Drives girls crazy. 457 00:56:26,269 --> 00:56:28,499 Drives girls crazy ? Drives the posse crazy. 458 00:56:28,605 --> 00:56:31,574 Makes them want to hang you, string you up, because you're a bad guy. 459 00:56:34,411 --> 00:56:39,007 - You got 20 seconds -- - Aw, God ! Give us a minute ! 460 00:56:39,115 --> 00:56:43,518 Go around back, gentlemen. Make sure he isn't trying to pull the saddle over our eyes. 461 00:56:45,055 --> 00:56:49,253 Remember, I want the Chinaman alive. 462 00:56:51,461 --> 00:56:52,792 I'm not a bad guy. 463 00:56:52,896 --> 00:56:55,194 You're a bad guy. You're with me, you're a bad guy. 464 00:56:58,601 --> 00:57:01,126 Hey, you put me in this situation ! 465 00:57:01,237 --> 00:57:04,172 - I'm the good guy, you're the bad guy ! - No ! We're both bad guys ! 466 00:57:04,274 --> 00:57:06,708 - No, only you're the bad guy ! You go out there and tell them ! - No ! 467 00:57:06,810 --> 00:57:09,973 - I'm not going out there ! You go out there ! - No, you have to go ! 468 00:57:13,383 --> 00:57:16,216 - Did I just do that ? - Not bad. 469 00:57:16,319 --> 00:57:20,551 I don't know karate, but I know " karazy," and I will use it. 470 00:57:24,561 --> 00:57:26,995 What the hell is going on in there ? 471 00:57:38,908 --> 00:57:40,899 You okay ? 472 00:57:41,010 --> 00:57:43,911 You just threw me through a window. 473 00:57:44,013 --> 00:57:46,345 You got that gold ? 474 00:57:46,449 --> 00:57:49,577 What ? Gold ? What gold ? 475 00:57:49,686 --> 00:57:51,677 Wrong answer. 476 00:57:51,788 --> 00:57:56,589 Wait. I'm-- I'm unarmed. I'm unarmed ! 477 00:57:56,693 --> 00:57:59,059 No gun. Hold on, no gun. I don't-- 478 00:57:59,162 --> 00:58:01,153 I'm unarmed! You can't shoot an unarmed man. 479 00:58:01,264 --> 00:58:04,665 - Don't worry. I help you. - No, John. No, no. 480 00:58:04,768 --> 00:58:07,066 John ! John-- 481 00:58:07,170 --> 00:58:11,106 Fight with honor. You will win. 482 00:58:11,207 --> 00:58:14,699 Are you frickin' insane? Is that what they teach you in Imperial Guard School? 483 00:58:14,811 --> 00:58:18,042 - What-- - Pick 'em up. 484 00:58:24,888 --> 00:58:28,380 - Well. 485 00:58:28,491 --> 00:58:31,426 If it ain't the Shanghai Kid. 486 00:58:33,496 --> 00:58:37,091 How about we make the Kid dance ? 487 00:58:37,200 --> 00:58:40,795 Oh, come on ! You can do better than that. 488 00:58:45,308 --> 00:58:47,572 You robbed the wrong train, son. 489 00:58:55,885 --> 00:58:59,082 - Look, Marshal, I think that if-- -Just shut up and put on your guns. 490 00:59:06,930 --> 00:59:09,922 This is serious, you know ? 491 00:59:10,033 --> 00:59:12,001 We don't come back from this. 492 00:59:12,101 --> 00:59:14,592 That's the general idea. 493 01:00:29,579 --> 01:00:32,707 - What the hell you doin' ? 494 01:00:36,185 --> 01:00:38,153 Stop procrastinating. Come on. Hurry up, son. 495 01:00:38,254 --> 01:00:42,088 Stop it ! I'm not gonna let you cheapen it. All right ? 496 01:00:42,191 --> 01:00:44,682 This is a duel. It's a sacred thing. 497 01:00:44,794 --> 01:00:47,592 It's beautiful. It's what separates us from the animals. 498 01:00:47,697 --> 01:00:50,894 - Oh, yeah. 499 01:00:53,036 --> 01:00:57,336 Whew ! I do not envy you. You ready ? 500 01:00:57,440 --> 01:00:59,738 Why don't you turn and face me like a man ? 501 01:00:59,842 --> 01:01:02,902 Why don't you do it your way and I'll do it my way ? How about that ? 502 01:01:08,952 --> 01:01:11,079 Oh, come on, Roy. You can do it. 503 01:01:11,187 --> 01:01:13,178 Oh, no, you can't. He's gonna kill you. 504 01:01:21,698 --> 01:01:25,031 - One. - He's gonna blow you away. 505 01:01:25,134 --> 01:01:27,102 Come on, Roy. Don't think like that. 506 01:01:32,542 --> 01:01:34,134 Two. 507 01:01:34,243 --> 01:01:36,711 Oh, yeah. Be positive. 508 01:01:36,813 --> 01:01:39,475 Be the bullet. Be the lead bullet. 509 01:01:45,989 --> 01:01:48,219 - I'm about to die. - Three. 510 01:01:48,324 --> 01:01:50,155 Roy ! 511 01:01:52,362 --> 01:01:54,489 Duel's off! 512 01:01:56,866 --> 01:01:59,835 - Roy ! 513 01:01:59,936 --> 01:02:02,302 You blew it, John ! 514 01:02:02,405 --> 01:02:05,135 Never interrupt a man in the middle of a duel. 515 01:02:05,241 --> 01:02:09,575 I had him. That's what kills me. I had him ! I had him ! 516 01:02:17,053 --> 01:02:20,352 Now you know how it feels to haul you around in that sedan chair. 517 01:02:21,591 --> 01:02:23,582 I will never bow to you. 518 01:02:27,630 --> 01:02:29,962 Take a good look at these faces. 519 01:02:31,234 --> 01:02:33,930 If you attempt to escape, 520 01:02:34,037 --> 01:02:36,164 I will kill one worker every hour... 521 01:02:36,272 --> 01:02:38,433 - until you are found. 522 01:02:45,148 --> 01:02:46,843 - Starting with this one. 523 01:02:55,725 --> 01:02:57,693 Do not let him see you suffer. 524 01:02:59,996 --> 01:03:01,987 I know who you are. 525 01:03:04,400 --> 01:03:07,369 Please, tell no one. 526 01:03:10,206 --> 01:03:12,902 - You call this a special hideout ? 527 01:03:14,076 --> 01:03:16,044 Yes, it is, John. 528 01:03:16,145 --> 01:03:18,579 It's also a good place to gather intelligence, 529 01:03:18,681 --> 01:03:22,549 'cause no one passes through Carson City without these people hearing about it. 530 01:03:22,652 --> 01:03:25,746 - Would you ask them about the princess - Yes, sir, I will. 531 01:03:25,855 --> 01:03:27,914 And I don't care how ugly it gets. 532 01:03:28,024 --> 01:03:32,017 I'm not gonna rest until I've pumped everybody in there for information, okay ? 533 01:03:35,364 --> 01:03:37,264 - Hi, Roy. - Roy. - Hello, ladies. 534 01:03:37,366 --> 01:03:39,357 Make way for a couple of desperados. 535 01:03:39,468 --> 01:03:41,436 Nice to see you again, Mr. O'Bannon. 536 01:03:41,537 --> 01:03:43,505 - Greetings. Hello. - Roy. 537 01:03:45,441 --> 01:03:48,410 Oh, yeah, we're gonna get some information here. Trust me. 538 01:03:49,846 --> 01:03:51,837 This is not a proper hiding place. 539 01:03:51,948 --> 01:03:54,883 Oh, come on, John. Let's relax for a little bit. 540 01:03:54,984 --> 01:03:57,782 - Here, have a drink. - No. I wanna find the princess. 541 01:03:57,887 --> 01:04:03,086 So do I, but we can't exactly go door to door in Carson City looking for her. 542 01:04:03,192 --> 01:04:05,752 - Don't forget, we're wanted men. - Only because of you. 543 01:04:05,862 --> 01:04:08,194 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Everything's my fault. 544 01:04:13,369 --> 01:04:16,099 So, what's the princess like ? 545 01:04:16,205 --> 01:04:18,264 John, what's the princess like ? Is she pretty ? 546 01:04:18,374 --> 01:04:21,775 - Is she a pain in the neck ? - You are not fit to talk about her. 547 01:04:21,878 --> 01:04:24,813 John, you better remember where you are. 548 01:04:24,914 --> 01:04:26,905 This is the West. It's not the East. 549 01:04:27,016 --> 01:04:29,814 - Remember ? - And the sun may rise where I come from-- 550 01:04:29,919 --> 01:04:31,910 Blah, blah, blah. I know. 551 01:04:32,021 --> 01:04:33,989 Good. You remember. 552 01:04:34,090 --> 01:04:37,150 - Is she single ? Is she single ? - What ? 553 01:04:37,260 --> 01:04:39,285 Is she married ? Is she available ? 554 01:04:39,395 --> 01:04:42,660 Only to a member of the Imperial family. 555 01:04:44,934 --> 01:04:49,462 Are you a member of the Imperial family ? I don't think so. 556 01:04:49,572 --> 01:04:53,633 Was that a joke, John ? That was a joke. 557 01:04:53,743 --> 01:04:57,304 John, that was your first joke. We gotta have a toast. Your first joke. 558 01:04:57,413 --> 01:05:00,246 - Yes. Yes. - No. 559 01:05:00,349 --> 01:05:02,408 Come on. Drink. 560 01:05:02,518 --> 01:05:04,486 -Just one. - Okay. 561 01:05:04,587 --> 01:05:06,851 But don't talk about the princess any more. 562 01:05:06,956 --> 01:05:09,686 Word of honor. 563 01:05:13,429 --> 01:05:16,421 Be fun to play a drinking game. 564 01:05:16,532 --> 01:05:19,023 - You know any Chinese drinking games ? - No. 565 01:05:19,135 --> 01:05:22,332 Every country has a drinking game. You must know one. 566 01:05:23,706 --> 01:05:25,674 Just one ? 567 01:05:45,294 --> 01:05:47,285 - Uno mas ? - Uno-- What ? 568 01:05:47,396 --> 01:05:49,796 - One more. Uno mas. - Okay. 569 01:06:03,479 --> 01:06:07,381 No ! I lost ? One more. 570 01:06:14,123 --> 01:06:16,091 Oh, no ! Oh, yeah ! 571 01:06:18,027 --> 01:06:20,018 I'm so lost, John. 572 01:06:21,697 --> 01:06:23,688 Ninety percent of the time, I don't even know... 573 01:06:23,799 --> 01:06:25,767 what I'm doin' out here in the West. 574 01:06:25,868 --> 01:06:28,200 - Terrible outlaw. 575 01:06:28,304 --> 01:06:31,705 - No, you're a good outlaw. - Stop, please. I'm a screw up. 576 01:06:31,807 --> 01:06:35,607 - No, I am screw up. Look at my scar. - No. 577 01:06:35,711 --> 01:06:39,704 One for arriving late At a guard duty. 578 01:06:39,815 --> 01:06:43,342 One for dropping fighting stick. You good. I saw you. 579 01:06:43,452 --> 01:06:47,047 The only thing I'm good at is talking. 580 01:06:48,357 --> 01:06:51,383 - It's true. -John. 581 01:06:51,494 --> 01:06:54,361 - Huh ? - Take your hand off me, John. 582 01:06:54,463 --> 01:06:58,092 Oh. 583 01:06:58,200 --> 01:07:00,191 One more game ? 584 01:07:00,302 --> 01:07:04,363 No. No more drinking. That's it. 585 01:07:04,473 --> 01:07:08,569 - Uno mas ? - No mas, John. No mas. 586 01:07:13,816 --> 01:07:15,909 Roy ? 587 01:07:16,018 --> 01:07:18,452 Roy ? 588 01:07:20,856 --> 01:07:23,416 - Are you coming ? - Fifi ? 589 01:07:24,560 --> 01:07:26,551 Uno mas ? 590 01:07:48,217 --> 01:07:51,675 So, who's your funny-looking friend ? 591 01:07:51,787 --> 01:07:54,085 I don't know. 592 01:07:54,190 --> 01:07:56,750 He's this crazy Imperial Guard I met. 593 01:07:56,859 --> 01:07:58,827 He's-He's really funny. 594 01:07:58,928 --> 01:08:01,954 - The guy's hysterical. 595 01:08:02,064 --> 01:08:04,624 We were just playing-- Did you see us ? We were just playing that game. 596 01:08:04,733 --> 01:08:07,702 John's going-- 597 01:08:07,803 --> 01:08:10,431 And I was going-- You can't really understand what he's saying, but-- 598 01:08:10,539 --> 01:08:14,771 Roy ? Roy ? I never figured you for riding with a Chinaman. 599 01:08:17,480 --> 01:08:21,473 Well, I'm not exactly riding with him, Fifi . 600 01:08:21,584 --> 01:08:26,612 He's not my friend, you know. I mean, he's a Chinaman. 601 01:08:26,722 --> 01:08:29,054 Well, that's good. 602 01:08:29,158 --> 01:08:31,991 I mean-- And you really-- 603 01:08:32,094 --> 01:08:34,961 Were you guys talking about who he was ? 604 01:08:35,064 --> 01:08:38,556 - Let's talk about something else. 605 01:08:43,639 --> 01:08:46,369 Don't you look delicious ? 606 01:08:46,475 --> 01:08:48,909 - What's going on ? - Well. 607 01:08:49,011 --> 01:08:51,809 - You ! - If it isn't the Shanghai Kid. 608 01:08:56,919 --> 01:08:58,887 Here. 609 01:09:18,174 --> 01:09:20,165 Thank you. 610 01:09:23,212 --> 01:09:25,203 Ahh. Thank you. 611 01:09:25,314 --> 01:09:27,282 Uno mas ? 612 01:09:29,151 --> 01:09:32,052 -John, come on. We gotta get going. 613 01:09:32,154 --> 01:09:34,952 - The marshal's downstairs. - No, no, Marshal's in there. 614 01:09:36,659 --> 01:09:38,627 Oh, man, John. What'd you do to him ? 615 01:09:38,727 --> 01:09:40,718 - Come on. Let's get going. - No ! 616 01:09:40,829 --> 01:09:44,424 - I don't wanna ride with you. - Come on, John. Damn, you're a mean drunk. 617 01:09:45,968 --> 01:09:48,300 - Hi, horsey ! - All right. Shh, shh, shh. 618 01:09:48,404 --> 01:09:50,770 - All right, it's time for a "yee-haw." - Yee-what ? 619 01:09:50,873 --> 01:09:53,034 Shh, shh, shh. Roy O'Bannon special. 620 01:09:53,142 --> 01:09:56,043 We jump off, land on the back of the horse, yell "yee-haw..." 621 01:09:56,145 --> 01:09:58,545 and ride off, all right ? 622 01:09:58,647 --> 01:10:02,208 Watch me and do exactly as I do it. Yee-haw ! 623 01:10:08,524 --> 01:10:10,492 Yee-haw ! 624 01:10:12,228 --> 01:10:14,924 Okay, hyah ! Hyah ! 625 01:10:15,030 --> 01:10:17,294 - Hyah ! Where's the head ? -John ! 626 01:10:17,399 --> 01:10:19,924 -John, get up ! 627 01:10:20,035 --> 01:10:22,560 Tie 'em up. 628 01:10:22,671 --> 01:10:25,640 What happened to my horse ? Is he dead ? 629 01:10:25,741 --> 01:10:27,732 No, but we are, John. 630 01:10:27,843 --> 01:10:31,244 - Hi, horsey. You sleeping ? - Get up. 631 01:10:33,682 --> 01:10:36,480 Hmm. 632 01:10:36,585 --> 01:10:40,749 Mighty impressive hardware you're packin'. 633 01:10:40,856 --> 01:10:44,917 Why don't you get your eyes off my package, you twisted son of a bitch. 634 01:10:49,631 --> 01:10:52,532 - I hope that's him leaving. - Your turn. 635 01:10:55,070 --> 01:10:57,334 Thank you, Mr. Van Cleef. 636 01:10:57,439 --> 01:11:00,533 Well, well. What have we here ? 637 01:11:03,045 --> 01:11:05,639 Mr. O'Bannon, I presume. 638 01:11:05,748 --> 01:11:08,478 Can I get a drink of water ? I got cotton mouth. Aah ! 639 01:11:08,584 --> 01:11:11,610 - Don't mention it. 640 01:11:11,720 --> 01:11:15,622 And this must be the famous Shanghai Kid. 641 01:11:20,329 --> 01:11:22,854 - Chon Wang ? - Lo Fong ? 642 01:11:22,965 --> 01:11:25,058 You remember your old comrade-in-arms ? 643 01:11:25,167 --> 01:11:27,158 - Hmm ? - I remember a traitor. 644 01:11:27,269 --> 01:11:29,328 I'm sensing some bad blood here. 645 01:11:29,438 --> 01:11:33,238 - Where is the gold ? - Where's Princess Pei Pei ? 646 01:11:33,342 --> 01:11:35,071 - Stop. 647 01:11:35,177 --> 01:11:37,202 Come on. We're men. We're not pinatas. 648 01:11:37,312 --> 01:11:39,371 Okay ? And we're really hung over. 649 01:11:39,481 --> 01:11:41,711 We 're not trying to be tough guys. 650 01:11:41,817 --> 01:11:44,377 - You wanna talk about the gold, let's talk about the gold. - So, you have my gold ? 651 01:11:44,486 --> 01:11:46,716 - Your gold ? - Yes, we have the gold. 652 01:11:46,822 --> 01:11:50,656 - Then where is it ? - The gold's in a safe place. 653 01:11:53,295 --> 01:11:55,263 - Is he telling the truth ? 654 01:12:00,536 --> 01:12:02,561 No. 655 01:12:02,671 --> 01:12:07,836 Ow ! Nice, John. Way to go. Way to think on your feet. 656 01:12:07,943 --> 01:12:10,503 He cannot lie. He is bound by Imperial decree. 657 01:12:10,612 --> 01:12:12,705 Imperial decree. 658 01:12:12,815 --> 01:12:15,613 - When are you gonna learn you're not in China any more ? 659 01:12:17,786 --> 01:12:20,277 He will never learn. He can only follow orders. 660 01:12:23,225 --> 01:12:26,058 At least I still have my honor. 661 01:12:32,901 --> 01:12:35,631 Slaves have no honor. 662 01:12:35,737 --> 01:12:39,036 - No ! No ! - Hey ! 663 01:12:42,311 --> 01:12:45,280 Now you can never go back to China. 664 01:12:48,150 --> 01:12:51,142 You blew it. Whoo ! You blew it, man. 665 01:12:51,253 --> 01:12:54,984 You do not want to cut his hair off, trust me. 666 01:12:55,157 --> 01:12:57,455 Nothing personal, boys. 667 01:13:00,061 --> 01:13:02,256 My loyalty is to the emperor. 668 01:13:02,364 --> 01:13:05,492 Yeah, John, I heard all about the emperor. 669 01:13:06,668 --> 01:13:09,102 Must be a hell of a man. 670 01:13:09,204 --> 01:13:12,332 He's only 1 2. 671 01:13:12,440 --> 01:13:15,170 Are you kidding me ? You're sitting here with a noose around your neck... 672 01:13:15,277 --> 01:13:17,905 ready to die for someone whose balls haven't even dropped ? 673 01:13:20,048 --> 01:13:24,178 By virtue of the authority vested in me through the territory of Nevada, 674 01:13:24,286 --> 01:13:27,619 I do hereby order these men to hang by their necks... 675 01:13:27,722 --> 01:13:29,690 until their feet quit kicking. 676 01:13:36,464 --> 01:13:38,489 You're goin' to hell, boys, 677 01:13:38,600 --> 01:13:40,830 and your horses are taking you there. 678 01:13:40,936 --> 01:13:42,927 Tighten 'em up. 679 01:13:43,038 --> 01:13:45,506 Hang 'em ! Hang 'em ! 680 01:13:45,607 --> 01:13:49,634 Hang 'em ! Hang 'em ! Hang 'em ! Hang 'em ! 681 01:13:49,744 --> 01:13:52,713 Hang 'em ! Hang 'em ! Hang 'em ! 682 01:13:55,150 --> 01:13:58,278 - Hey ! Watch it, you little punk. 683 01:13:58,386 --> 01:14:02,618 Hang 'em ! Hang 'em ! Hang 'em ! Hang 'em ! 684 01:14:02,724 --> 01:14:06,182 Hang 'em ! Hang 'em ! Hang 'em ! Hang 'em ! 685 01:14:06,294 --> 01:14:10,822 Hang 'em ! Hang 'em ! Hang 'em ! Hang 'em ! 686 01:14:15,270 --> 01:14:17,670 -John, what are you doing ? 687 01:14:33,989 --> 01:14:37,425 What the hell is goin' on here ? Stop those horses ! 688 01:14:37,525 --> 01:14:40,153 Stop them ! 689 01:14:45,267 --> 01:14:47,599 Pull it ! Pull it ! 690 01:15:07,989 --> 01:15:10,048 Well, don't just stand there ! Go after them ! 691 01:15:17,865 --> 01:15:20,231 Will you listen to this creek, John ? 692 01:15:20,334 --> 01:15:24,532 I've never noticed what a beautiful melody a creek makes. 693 01:15:24,639 --> 01:15:26,607 I've never taken the damn time. 694 01:15:28,009 --> 01:15:29,977 Look at these mountains and these trees. 695 01:15:30,077 --> 01:15:32,944 Hell, look at these green trees. Come here. I don't even know the names-- 696 01:15:33,047 --> 01:15:35,447 We're gonna learn the names of these green trees. Come here. 697 01:15:35,550 --> 01:15:38,280 I want you to look at these. 698 01:15:38,386 --> 01:15:40,411 Can we not-- John, what are you doing ? 699 01:15:40,521 --> 01:15:42,716 Are you still worried about your hair ? 700 01:15:42,823 --> 01:15:45,815 John, listen to me. You're very vain. 701 01:15:45,927 --> 01:15:48,896 By the time you're 70, your queue, your ponytail... 702 01:15:48,996 --> 01:15:50,987 will be as good as new. 703 01:15:51,098 --> 01:15:53,259 - What are you doing ? - I'm leaving. 704 01:15:53,367 --> 01:15:56,234 Can we not take two seconds, John ? We just cheated death. 705 01:15:56,337 --> 01:16:00,433 Come on. Let's look at these mountains for a second. 706 01:16:00,541 --> 01:16:03,840 - Okay, let me get my stuff. God, you're unbelievable. - I'm going alone. 707 01:16:10,017 --> 01:16:13,418 What are you-- John, what are you talking about ? 708 01:16:13,521 --> 01:16:17,355 - I heard you. - You heard me. Okay. 709 01:16:17,458 --> 01:16:20,427 At Goldie's. 710 01:16:20,528 --> 01:16:23,463 You said I wasn't your friend. 711 01:16:25,266 --> 01:16:27,257 John-- 712 01:16:27,368 --> 01:16:30,201 Hold on a second, John. I was talking to a girl. 713 01:16:30,304 --> 01:16:33,603 - It was-- That's taken out of context. That's not-- - Roy. 714 01:16:33,708 --> 01:16:37,644 You were right. How could I ever be your friend ? 715 01:16:37,745 --> 01:16:40,942 I'm just a Chinaman. 716 01:16:41,048 --> 01:16:43,676 Hold on, John. I'm sorry. I didn't mean it to-- 717 01:16:43,784 --> 01:16:45,809 Sayonara, Roy. 718 01:17:40,440 --> 01:17:42,408 Wait here. 719 01:17:54,721 --> 01:17:57,121 Please. 720 01:18:16,676 --> 01:18:18,644 You have come a long way. 721 01:18:18,744 --> 01:18:21,269 I hope the princess you seek... 722 01:18:21,380 --> 01:18:23,371 is worthy of such devotion. 723 01:18:26,185 --> 01:18:28,983 It is my duty to bring her home. 724 01:18:34,227 --> 01:18:37,560 I even brought her favorite book. 725 01:18:40,700 --> 01:18:42,964 That's very kind of you. 726 01:18:45,504 --> 01:18:47,472 But what if you found the princess... 727 01:18:47,573 --> 01:18:50,940 and she did not wish to go back to the Forbidden City ? 728 01:18:52,612 --> 01:18:54,603 Why would she want to stay here ? 729 01:18:54,714 --> 01:18:58,013 Maybe she can do more for the people here... 730 01:18:59,185 --> 01:19:02,120 than she could back in China. 731 01:19:09,762 --> 01:19:12,128 Princess Pei Pei. 732 01:19:15,401 --> 01:19:17,767 Please, don't draw attention. 733 01:19:20,640 --> 01:19:22,631 Please. Stand up ! 734 01:19:22,742 --> 01:19:24,607 Princess, you have to come with me. 735 01:19:24,710 --> 01:19:28,874 I cannot. Fong cannot find me missing. 736 01:19:28,981 --> 01:19:30,972 Princess, I cannot leave you here. 737 01:19:35,087 --> 01:19:38,614 Please, standup ! 738 01:19:38,724 --> 01:19:42,717 Don't bow ! Get up ! 739 01:19:42,828 --> 01:19:45,797 Get up ! 740 01:19:45,898 --> 01:19:48,059 You must go. 741 01:19:48,167 --> 01:19:51,625 If I leave, Fong will begin to kill the others. 742 01:19:51,737 --> 01:19:54,228 It is my duty to bring you home. 743 01:19:56,074 --> 01:19:58,406 I command you to go. 744 01:20:00,679 --> 01:20:03,705 - Go ! 745 01:20:04,850 --> 01:20:06,841 Go ! 746 01:21:11,650 --> 01:21:14,050 Reach for the sky, baldy ! 747 01:21:14,152 --> 01:21:17,144 That's right. It's Roy. 748 01:21:17,255 --> 01:21:19,746 Am I interrupting ? 749 01:21:19,858 --> 01:21:21,826 I followed you. So what ? 750 01:21:21,927 --> 01:21:25,226 What am I supposed to do, let you wander off ? You're a greenhorn. 751 01:21:25,330 --> 01:21:28,561 - You'll get killed out here. 752 01:21:28,667 --> 01:21:31,158 Come on ! We gotta adios out of here, partner ! Come on ! 753 01:21:31,269 --> 01:21:33,760 Hyah ! You gotta stick with me. 754 01:21:35,740 --> 01:21:37,731 Don't forget, we got a princess to save. 755 01:23:36,361 --> 01:23:39,956 Give my regards to the emperor, Princess. 756 01:23:59,517 --> 01:24:03,112 - Chon Wang ? - Chon Wang ? - Chon Wang ? 757 01:24:07,525 --> 01:24:11,894 - That's right, Johnny Wayne is here. 758 01:24:11,996 --> 01:24:13,964 Hey, it's me. 759 01:24:14,065 --> 01:24:16,659 Why did you cut his hair ? 760 01:24:16,767 --> 01:24:19,099 I tried to warn you, But you wouldn't listen. 761 01:24:19,203 --> 01:24:21,330 - Go on, drop the gun. 762 01:24:21,439 --> 01:24:23,407 Now, slide it over. 763 01:24:33,284 --> 01:24:35,752 Is that her ? 764 01:24:35,853 --> 01:24:37,821 She's pretty. 765 01:24:37,922 --> 01:24:40,083 Grab her. 766 01:24:41,892 --> 01:24:44,122 Come on. We'll take it from here, guys. 767 01:25:08,152 --> 01:25:10,313 John, what-- John, get up. 768 01:25:10,421 --> 01:25:12,446 What are you-- I thought we were past this. 769 01:25:12,556 --> 01:25:15,218 - Come on, John. 770 01:25:16,927 --> 01:25:20,055 Do you see ? He will always be a slave. 771 01:25:36,580 --> 01:25:38,548 This is the West, 772 01:25:40,685 --> 01:25:43,654 not the East. 773 01:25:46,290 --> 01:25:48,258 And the sun may rise... 774 01:25:48,359 --> 01:25:50,350 where we come from, 775 01:25:51,962 --> 01:25:53,930 but here is where it sets. 776 01:25:57,435 --> 01:26:01,098 You want me to translate ? The princess stays. 777 01:26:02,773 --> 01:26:04,764 The princess stays. 778 01:26:04,875 --> 01:26:07,673 I grab the gold, You marry the princess. 779 01:26:07,778 --> 01:26:10,838 We both hang Fong and call it a day. Mission accomplished. 780 01:26:13,516 --> 01:26:15,416 Well, well. 781 01:26:18,955 --> 01:26:21,924 Nice to see we're all churchgoers. 782 01:26:23,393 --> 01:26:25,418 Son of a bitch ! With my own guns ! 783 01:26:26,830 --> 01:26:29,230 Sweet, ain't it ? 784 01:26:37,807 --> 01:26:42,039 How about that ? It's a Mexican standoff. 785 01:26:42,145 --> 01:26:45,911 Only we ain't got no Mexicans. 786 01:27:02,732 --> 01:27:05,997 - No ! 787 01:27:07,570 --> 01:27:09,299 Princess Pei Pei ! 788 01:28:23,413 --> 01:28:26,314 - I hit you ? - No. 789 01:28:26,416 --> 01:28:28,884 But you're gettin' really close. 790 01:28:28,985 --> 01:28:31,476 You've almost killed me, like, 1 7 times already. 791 01:28:34,924 --> 01:28:36,892 Eighteen, nineteen, twenty ! 792 01:28:38,595 --> 01:28:40,563 You're on fire today ! 793 01:30:21,864 --> 01:30:24,298 How do you survive out here ? 794 01:30:24,400 --> 01:30:29,463 What's that supposed to mean ? These aren't my-- These guns are really weird. 795 01:31:04,506 --> 01:31:06,997 Oh, man. 796 01:31:08,811 --> 01:31:11,803 - Stay low ! 797 01:31:47,182 --> 01:31:51,516 Maybe we should let bygones be bygones. You got off some good shots. 798 01:31:51,620 --> 01:31:56,421 I got off some good ones. Let's call it a tie. 799 01:31:56,525 --> 01:31:58,959 What's the matter, O'Bannon ? Out of bullets ? 800 01:31:59,061 --> 01:32:01,461 No, I got one left. 801 01:32:02,865 --> 01:32:04,856 Tell you what I'll do. 802 01:32:04,967 --> 01:32:08,403 I'll take out all my bullets but one. 803 01:32:08,504 --> 01:32:11,530 And that way, we'll be even. How's that ? 804 01:32:13,008 --> 01:32:15,408 Okay. That sounds fair. 805 01:32:15,511 --> 01:32:17,479 You'd do that for me ? 806 01:32:17,579 --> 01:32:20,104 Oh, yeah. 807 01:32:23,051 --> 01:32:25,576 You bet I would. 808 01:33:46,235 --> 01:33:48,203 We come out on three. 809 01:33:48,303 --> 01:33:51,204 I know, but-but let me count. 810 01:33:53,976 --> 01:33:56,137 Fight with honor. Okay. 811 01:33:56,245 --> 01:33:58,213 Fight with-- Okay. One ! 812 01:33:58,313 --> 01:34:01,805 Two ! Two and a half! 813 01:34:01,917 --> 01:34:03,885 Two and seven-eights ! 814 01:34:03,986 --> 01:34:06,682 Three ! 815 01:34:25,774 --> 01:34:28,106 How the hell did that happen ? 816 01:35:08,583 --> 01:35:10,574 It's a miracle. 817 01:35:12,154 --> 01:35:14,645 I am invincible. 818 01:35:15,824 --> 01:35:17,792 Roy ! 819 01:35:17,893 --> 01:35:20,384 Invincible ! 820 01:36:08,543 --> 01:36:12,536 - Now it's time for you to die. - Adios, partner. 821 01:36:43,845 --> 01:36:45,836 Wow. 822 01:37:03,497 --> 01:37:05,488 Roy ! 823 01:37:14,374 --> 01:37:16,365 He took the gold. 824 01:37:30,791 --> 01:37:32,759 Is that all you care about is the gold ? 825 01:37:32,860 --> 01:37:35,420 Shame on you. 826 01:37:35,529 --> 01:37:39,966 There's more to life than money. I hope you learn that one day. 827 01:37:40,067 --> 01:37:42,058 What happened ? 828 01:37:42,169 --> 01:37:45,070 What ? Nothing, nothing. I just killed him. How'd you do ? 829 01:37:45,172 --> 01:37:48,107 - How ? - What do you mean, how ? I shot him with my gun. 830 01:37:48,208 --> 01:37:50,199 Come on. Tell me the truth. 831 01:37:50,310 --> 01:37:52,938 It was unbelievable. You missed a miracle. I had one bullet left. 832 01:37:53,046 --> 01:37:56,482 He had, like, a million left. He lied to me and told me that he only had one too. 833 01:37:56,583 --> 01:37:59,552 But-But when-- But when he-- 834 01:38:10,430 --> 01:38:13,092 - She's staying ? - Yes. 835 01:38:14,368 --> 01:38:17,394 - Can I stand ? - Yes. 836 01:38:20,240 --> 01:38:23,403 Reach for the sky, O'Bannon ! 837 01:38:23,510 --> 01:38:26,104 That's my line. He stole my gang, he's stealing my lines. 838 01:38:26,213 --> 01:38:28,272 - That's unbelievable. - Roy ! Roy ! 839 01:38:28,382 --> 01:38:32,341 - Get back ! - Stop, stop. It's Wallace. 840 01:38:32,452 --> 01:38:34,511 Hey, Roy, 841 01:38:34,621 --> 01:38:37,988 we know you been moonlightin' on us with that old yellow fella from the train ! 842 01:38:38,091 --> 01:38:40,184 You guys, you stay here. This isn't your battle. 843 01:38:40,294 --> 01:38:43,957 - No, we stick together. We are partners. 844 01:38:46,366 --> 01:38:48,334 That's beautiful. 845 01:38:52,973 --> 01:38:54,964 You go out the back door. 846 01:38:55,075 --> 01:38:58,044 - No. - Don't worry, Princess. 847 01:38:58,145 --> 01:39:00,204 I promise you, I will see you again. 848 01:39:01,448 --> 01:39:03,973 That which you have promised... 849 01:39:04,084 --> 01:39:07,110 you must perform. 850 01:39:20,234 --> 01:39:22,566 - Get out of the way ! - Why ? 851 01:39:22,669 --> 01:39:26,161 - Come on ! - Why ? What are you-- 852 01:39:26,273 --> 01:39:30,334 - What are you doing ? Are you crazy ? - No, John, stop, stop. 853 01:39:30,444 --> 01:39:35,040 They can't touch me. Something happened back there. It was a miracle. 854 01:39:35,148 --> 01:39:38,413 - There's no way-- - Hey, smart-ass ! Do you hear me ? 855 01:39:38,518 --> 01:39:41,316 Time's up, O'Bannon ! It's the end of the line ! 856 01:39:41,421 --> 01:39:44,879 - We can take these guys. Yep, we can take them. 857 01:39:44,992 --> 01:39:48,428 Are you comin' out or ain't you ? 858 01:39:49,796 --> 01:39:52,264 Gun. 859 01:40:00,607 --> 01:40:03,576 You really are the Shanghai Kid. 860 01:40:06,980 --> 01:40:09,107 Nice riding with you, partner. 861 01:40:20,160 --> 01:40:22,560 We go out on three. I count. 862 01:40:22,663 --> 01:40:24,893 No, I count. 863 01:40:24,998 --> 01:40:27,728 We'll both count. 864 01:40:27,834 --> 01:40:30,598 One, two, three ! 865 01:40:41,314 --> 01:40:44,943 - Indians ! Look out ! - No ! My family ! My family ! 866 01:40:52,191 --> 01:40:54,591 - Friends. Brothers ! - Roy ! 867 01:40:54,694 --> 01:40:59,996 I gotta tell ya, we always figured you for a dumb shit, but, uh, 868 01:41:00,099 --> 01:41:03,159 we was thinkin' maybe you wanna come back and rejoin the gang. 869 01:41:03,269 --> 01:41:05,897 - So, uh, what do you say ? - Yeah, what do you say ? 870 01:41:06,005 --> 01:41:07,973 I think I'm just gonna wing it. 871 01:41:08,074 --> 01:41:09,974 All right. 872 01:41:10,076 --> 01:41:12,067 -And you are goin ' to jail. - That works too. 873 01:41:15,348 --> 01:41:17,316 How, kimosabe ! 874 01:41:17,416 --> 01:41:19,748 How, kimosabe ! 875 01:41:29,762 --> 01:41:31,992 Oh, it's nice to be standing here next to you. 876 01:41:32,098 --> 01:41:34,464 I don't think I've ever gotten a chance to Thank you for-- 877 01:41:34,567 --> 01:41:36,762 for saving us so many times. 878 01:41:36,869 --> 01:41:40,828 I wish you could understand what-- I feel like there's this gap between us. 879 01:41:40,940 --> 01:41:42,931 It's like, I'm a cowboy, you're an Indian. 880 01:41:43,042 --> 01:41:45,442 You say "wampum," I say " money." 881 01:41:45,544 --> 01:41:47,808 At a certain point, I just think-- 882 01:41:51,584 --> 01:41:53,643 Shut up, Roy. You talk too much. 883 01:41:53,753 --> 01:41:56,153 Did-Did-- She just-- 884 01:42:09,668 --> 01:42:13,729 There she is, right on time, carrying a big, fat payroll. 885 01:42:15,640 --> 01:42:18,837 - Oh. 886 01:42:18,944 --> 01:42:21,174 I don't know if I'll ever get used to this one. 887 01:42:23,615 --> 01:42:25,583 Don't worry. You'll get used to it. 888 01:42:25,684 --> 01:42:28,653 I can guarantee you, we won't get half as many girls being lawmen. 889 01:42:28,753 --> 01:42:30,721 I know we're spoken for, but-- 890 01:42:30,822 --> 01:42:34,258 You never know what's gonna happen in a relationship. 891 01:42:34,359 --> 01:42:38,090 I gotta get rid of my outlaw name. That's not gonna work any more. 892 01:42:38,196 --> 01:42:40,721 Really ? What would you call yourself ? 893 01:42:40,832 --> 01:42:45,166 I don't know. I mean, my real name's Wyatt Earp, but-- 894 01:42:45,270 --> 01:42:49,036 Earp ? That's a terrible name for a cowboy. 895 01:42:49,140 --> 01:42:51,506 - Why ? - Bad. 896 01:42:51,610 --> 01:42:53,043 - Really ? - Bad! 897 01:42:53,144 --> 01:42:56,443 -And John Wayne's a great cowboy name ? - Roy, look. 898 01:42:56,548 --> 01:42:58,277 There they are. 899 01:42:58,383 --> 01:43:03,218 Yep. Look at those amateurs. That's my move ! 900 01:43:03,321 --> 01:43:05,881 Come on, Roy. Let's go say " howdy." 901 01:43:05,991 --> 01:43:08,459 Let's go ! Hyah ! Hyah ! 902 01:43:08,560 --> 01:43:10,551 - Yee-haw ! - Yee-haw ! 903 01:43:18,069 --> 01:43:20,629 - Yee-haw ! - Yee-haw ! 904 01:43:25,910 --> 01:43:28,037 Scene up. 905 01:43:29,246 --> 01:43:31,441 That which you have promised... 906 01:43:31,549 --> 01:43:34,313 - you must perform. 907 01:43:34,418 --> 01:43:36,409 - Hello. 908 01:43:36,520 --> 01:43:38,715 He was part of your " rushimiant--" 909 01:43:38,823 --> 01:43:40,791 What ? Regiment. 910 01:43:40,891 --> 01:43:42,882 He's one of your bandits. 911 01:43:42,993 --> 01:43:44,722 He's one of your-- He's one of your-- 912 01:43:44,829 --> 01:43:47,923 He was part of your regiment of "dentists." 913 01:43:48,032 --> 01:43:50,057 Bandits. Dentists ? 914 01:43:52,937 --> 01:43:56,065 - Wow ! Shit ! 915 01:44:00,911 --> 01:44:02,936 He didn't teeth brush this morning. 916 01:44:03,047 --> 01:44:05,311 - What is this thing ? - No ! 917 01:44:10,888 --> 01:44:12,856 You can't do stunts, man. 918 01:44:18,362 --> 01:44:22,162 - What's this princess like ? 919 01:44:27,872 --> 01:44:30,773 I got air bubbles coming out of my thing. 920 01:44:30,875 --> 01:44:32,809 Uno mas, please. 921 01:44:35,713 --> 01:44:39,012 - Uno mas -- 922 01:44:40,551 --> 01:44:42,519 Thanks, Fido. 923 01:44:56,967 --> 01:45:00,198 One, two, three ! 924 01:45:00,304 --> 01:45:04,206 - Shit ! 925 01:45:08,311 --> 01:45:11,576 - Thank you so much, Princess. You're so good. 926 01:45:11,681 --> 01:45:15,139 Princess ! Oh, I love you so much. 927 01:45:15,251 --> 01:45:17,913 I'm talking to you! Turn around! 928 01:45:18,021 --> 01:45:21,752 Ask me if I give a shit. 71356

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