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CHARLES: Welcome to our
killer reveal party,
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where we will reveal
Bunny's killer.
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- We've been on to you
since this afternoon.
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- I just wanted
Cinda to notice me.
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[echoing click]
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CHARLES: With that, another
mystery solved. Wow.
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Two murders back-to-back.
- Yep.
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- You're actually renovating.
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MABEL: Well, it is about
time. CHARLES: Hey, Joy.
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- Are you asking
me out on a date?
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- Yes.
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♪
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OLIVER: Broadway?
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I think I-I would
be perfect for that.
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And who's the star?
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[knocking] Ben?
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Everyone gets opening
night jitters!
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♪
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- I'm good!
- Fasten your seat belts.
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[applause]
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- What turned me into a
creature of the night?
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[birds chirping]
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[thud]
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[audience gasping]
OLIVER: Somebody! Anybody!
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CHARLES: He's not moving!
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[murmuring] WOMAN:
Ben! Call 911!
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- You've gotta be
fucking kidding me.
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♪
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♪ Orchestral music playing ♪
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[audience chatter]
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[curtains click, rattle]
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CHARLES: All the
world's a stage
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and all the blah, blah, blah.
We all know how that one goes.
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But if you are a
theatrical type,
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there's a good chance
you became smitten
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at a very young age.
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- ♪ The sweetest
sounds I'll ever hear ♪
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♪ Are still inside my head ♪
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CHARLES: Seeing the
wonders of a life
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you might be part of one day,
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full of stories and experiences
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you can only dream about
from the eighth row,
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behind two beehives
in row seven.
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- ♪ The most entrancing
sight of all ♪
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♪ Is yet for me to see ♪
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♪ And the dearest love ♪
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♪ In all the world ♪
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♪ Is waiting somewhere for me ♪
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♪ Is waiting ♪
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♪ Somewhere ♪
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♪ Somewhere for me ♪
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♪ orchestral music continues ♪
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CHARLES: Once smitten though,
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then comes the work.
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Of classes and training...
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♪
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Of speech and technique...
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honing your craft,
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as you pound the pavement
in New York City,
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auditioning for
anything and everything,
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all in pursuit of that
moment in the spotlight
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where you hope
someone might see you,
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really see you, and
say those magic words.
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"Where have you been?"
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But what if those
magic words never come?
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And it's only rejection,
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over and over again,
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year after year,
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and near miss after near miss,
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until you realize that near miss
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has become your life.
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How do you keep at
it with any hope?
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♪
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CASTING DIRECTOR:
Thank you, very nice.
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So, someone's shown up
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who's not on our
list, maybe a walk-in.
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I do know her. She's capable,
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a little vanilla, but we've got
about 10 minutes until lunch...
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- Yeah, sure. [sniffs]
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CASTING DIRECTOR: Ready,
Durkin, you still there?
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LORETTA DURKIN: Yes!
[script rustling]
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Yes! Hi!
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Oh, hi. I-I'm so
sorry, I thought...
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My agent assured me that
I was on the list...
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CASTING DIRECTOR: It's fine.
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Do you have the pages for
the role of the nanny?
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- Y... Uh, yes. Is it
just the one scene?
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CASTING DIRECTOR: That's
right. Whenever you're ready.
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[sighs]
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[script quietly crinkling]
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- [huffs] Enough!
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Enough of your
questions, Detective.
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I'm happy to tell you who
I am and what it is I do
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without your
insistent... probing.
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I am a caretaker of children,
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to whom I'm given charge.
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Am I a substitute for
the child's true mother?
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[inhales]
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Some would prefer I say
no, but I believe...
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I am. I must be...
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their mother when it's
only me with them.
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Because
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a child needs to
feel, at all times,
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safe.
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They need to feel protected
with the kind of ferocity
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only a mother can summon.
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[inhales]
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It's no matter if they
were born of my own...
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flesh.
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[inhales]
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Would I kill
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to protect a child in my charge?
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That is the question you have
for me, I assume, Detective?
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♪
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To that, I would say
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without so much as blinking,
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I would kill without
compunction...
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for the sake and safety
of any child in my care.
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So,
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now, you have your answer.
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- Where have you been?
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♪
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- Um...
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CHARLES: But when you
finally do land your dream,
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your moment in that spotlight...
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- I said, where have you been?
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- Oh.
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CHARLES: how far would
you go to hang onto it?
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- Oh! [gasps]
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Oh, thank you!
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Oh, thank you!
[laughing] Oh, gosh!
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♪ Lively theme song playing ♪
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♪ vocalizing ♪
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[applause, audience cheering]
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♪ eerie music playing ♪
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- Help me...
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[thud] [audience gasping]
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OLIVER: Somebody!
Anybody! [shocked chatter]
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- He's not moving!
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WOMAN: Ben! Call 911.
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MAN: I don't feel a
pulse. [sirens wailing]
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[sirens blare]
[street chatter]
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MAN: I'm trying to wrap
my head around it myself.
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No, don't you under...
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No, they already pronounced him!
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They pronounced him!
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- Was there any foam around his mouth?
Foaming would indicate poisoning.
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- I only saw blood.
Mabel! What are you doing?
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Could be natural causes or one
of those, uh, rupture things.
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- Charles, please!
It's opening night,
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and a big star in the prime of
his life drops dead on stage?
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OLIVER: Oh, my God. Oh, my
God. Oh, my God. He's dead.
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He's dead. Ben's dead.
My leading man is dead!
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- Hey, it's not your fault, Oliver.
- No, that's right it's not my...
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What? Of course,
it's not my fault!
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Okay, Howard,
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you go and tell everyone
that it's all gonna be fine.
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Tell them, uh, that we'll
gather back at my place
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for the opening night
party I planned,
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where we'll just
sort all of this out.
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- I really don't think people
are in a party mood right now...
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- Just do it, Howard! Do it!
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- Hey, Oliver.
- You okay, buddy?
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- Oh, my God. Is this
really happening?
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How did I get here?
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♪
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[door knocking] [door opening]
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Is this really happening?
- Happy First Read-Through Day!
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- Am I really going
back to Broadway?
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- I hope so. Why
else would I be here?
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- To support, to give notes,
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to translate what the young
people say for Charles.
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And because who gets to see you anymore?
- True! It's nice to see you.
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- Well, you know, we're
all just so busy-busy,
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and, you know, who are
we without a homicide?
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- Oliver, I know you're nervous.
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I know your last Broadway
show was a disaster.
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[elevator opens] Everyone
knows it. The world knows it.
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- Fast forward, fast forward.
- But you, sir, are a talented young man.
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You have a gift for leadership. And when
you asked me to join this production, I...
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- Hold, please.
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[sloshing]
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I asked you?!
- Yes, you asked me!
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You know what? Forget it.
- Oh, no, no, no.
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Please wax poetic about how I
begged you to be in my play,
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even though you haven't been on stage
since men had to play all the women.
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- You don't need to explain.
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- In Shakespeare times,
men had to play the women.
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- Ah.
- Women weren't allowed.
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- It's a, a age joke.
- It's also a career joke.
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- And I loved it, but
can we talk about me now
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and how I cannot believe
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I'm going to be in the
same room as Ben Glenroy?
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Hair up or hair down? Do
you think he likes ears?
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- Mabel, actors are just people.
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Remember how nervous you
were to meet me at first?
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- I don't maybe remember that?
- Yeah, but now look at us.
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Hey, when we get there, how do
you wanna handle the entrances?
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Maybe you introduce me and then I come in?
- Introduce?
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This is a table read, Charles.
It's not The Donna Reed Show.
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Donna Reed was...
- It's not worth it.
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- Okay, now, please do
not start this journey
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by alienating all
of your colleagues
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with some desperate
attempt at peacocking.
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No peacocking!
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Oliver Putnam in da house!
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[applause, cheering]
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I have a question.
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Who wants to go to Broadway?
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[excited squeal] [cheering]
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[whistling] [scattered gasps]
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- We thank you for
your attention.
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Brief anecdote.
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I remember when I auditioned
for Mr. Oliver Putnam
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for this very play.
- It's true.
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- Do you remember what
you said to me, Oliver?
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- I sure do. I said,
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"How about you be my
assistant, instead?"
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- [giggles] That's right.
- Yes.
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- Word for word.
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The floor is yours.
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- Thank you, Howard.
[scattered applause]
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Ah... [nervous laugh]
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So our leading man is
running a skitch late,
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but let's go ahead
and get started.
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I welcome you all...
to the world...
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of Death Rattle!
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[gasps, applause]
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- Oh, my God! OLIVER: Yeah.
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A story of death
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that happens in a lighthouse
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in foggy upper Nova Scotia,
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where the only person in the
room, when the deaths occurred,
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is an infant child.
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Now, some may call
this chestnut of a play
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a little dusty,
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uh, but of course, I've
been called that myself
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a few times, frankly.
[laughs] [all laughing]
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[blows, coughs]
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[laughter]
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When our amazing
producer, Donna Demeo,
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first called me about...
- With Clifford.
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[nervous laugh] My son, Cliff,
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who is making his first
solo producing effort here.
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[sighs] But with me.
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[scattered applause] CLIFF:
Thanks, Mom. Thank you, thanks.
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I am so super excited
because, like your characters
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who are trapped in a hurricane
in a deadly lighthouse,
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we're gonna take
Broadway by storm!
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[gasps, surprised chatter]
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- Wow! DONNA: How about that?
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I'm so proud of my boy.
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So, so, so, so, so...
254
00:11:36,239 --> 00:11:37,448
[moans]
255
00:11:37,449 --> 00:11:38,824
proud. [giggles]
256
00:11:38,825 --> 00:11:41,368
He's gay, so I can kiss him
like that. [quiet squeal]
257
00:11:41,369 --> 00:11:43,163
[awkward chuckle, sniff]
258
00:11:44,122 --> 00:11:46,332
- Alrighty, then.
So, I think that...
259
00:11:46,333 --> 00:11:48,542
[glass clinking]
260
00:11:48,543 --> 00:11:49,793
- What?
261
00:11:49,794 --> 00:11:51,295
Oh, I just like doing this.
262
00:11:51,296 --> 00:11:52,296
[laughter]
263
00:11:52,297 --> 00:11:54,340
No, no, if I may. Uh,
264
00:11:54,341 --> 00:11:57,134
we're in a very small room
here, and I'd like to address
265
00:11:57,135 --> 00:12:00,012
the show business
elephant inside it,
266
00:12:00,013 --> 00:12:03,724
and that show business
elephant is me.
267
00:12:03,725 --> 00:12:05,351
- Oh, dear lord. CHARLES: Yes,
268
00:12:05,352 --> 00:12:06,810
I played Aristotle Brazzos
269
00:12:06,811 --> 00:12:09,355
in 224 episodes of
dramatic television.
270
00:12:09,356 --> 00:12:10,898
- Aristotle?
- I can't.
271
00:12:10,899 --> 00:12:13,817
- As well as a reboot, uh,
which is currently on hiatus
272
00:12:13,818 --> 00:12:17,071
because the producer is
up on harassment charges.
273
00:12:17,072 --> 00:12:19,949
I also starred in three
made-for-TV movies,
274
00:12:19,950 --> 00:12:22,660
uh, and also a series of TV ads
275
00:12:22,661 --> 00:12:24,203
for the Dukakis campaign.
276
00:12:24,204 --> 00:12:25,955
All this is to say
277
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I'm just like you.
278
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I'm nobody special.
279
00:12:29,960 --> 00:12:31,627
I mean, I'm not any more special
280
00:12:31,628 --> 00:12:33,754
because, in a way, we're all...
281
00:12:33,755 --> 00:12:36,215
I think it was Gandhi who said,
"Isn't everyone, though, just..."
282
00:12:36,216 --> 00:12:38,509
- Thank you so much,
Charles. How inspiring.
283
00:12:38,510 --> 00:12:40,261
That was wonderful.
- Did I stick the landing?
284
00:12:40,262 --> 00:12:43,514
- The plane is literally
scattered across the runway.
285
00:12:43,515 --> 00:12:46,141
Alright then! As we await Ben,
286
00:12:46,142 --> 00:12:48,060
why don't we now take a look
287
00:12:48,061 --> 00:12:50,813
at the model for our set?
288
00:12:50,814 --> 00:12:53,107
♪
289
00:12:53,108 --> 00:12:55,985
[gasps, excited
chatter] [clapping]
290
00:12:55,986 --> 00:12:57,820
MABEL: Okay, secret?
291
00:12:57,821 --> 00:12:59,906
I think theater is kinda lame.
292
00:13:01,032 --> 00:13:02,741
People all dressed
up in costumes
293
00:13:02,742 --> 00:13:05,160
no real person would ever wear,
294
00:13:05,161 --> 00:13:07,246
acting like nobody's
sitting out there
295
00:13:07,247 --> 00:13:09,916
watching them say things no
real person would ever say.
296
00:13:12,127 --> 00:13:15,629
But at least this piece of
theater is a murder mystery.
297
00:13:15,630 --> 00:13:17,256
That, I can get my head around.
298
00:13:17,257 --> 00:13:21,051
And every murder
mystery needs a victim.
299
00:13:21,052 --> 00:13:23,220
- It really is...
- Okay!
300
00:13:23,221 --> 00:13:24,723
Okay! [soft gasps]
301
00:13:25,640 --> 00:13:26,640
Who farted?
302
00:13:26,641 --> 00:13:29,059
[laughter]
303
00:13:29,060 --> 00:13:31,395
- Ben Glenroy, ladies and gentlemen!
- No, stop, stop, stop, stop!
304
00:13:31,396 --> 00:13:34,273
[applause, excited chatter]
305
00:13:34,274 --> 00:13:38,235
Thank you. Oh, by the way,
this is my manager, Dickie.
306
00:13:38,236 --> 00:13:40,988
He's not just my manager,
he's also my brother.
307
00:13:40,989 --> 00:13:42,907
But please don't say nepotism
308
00:13:42,908 --> 00:13:44,867
because he gets very
insecure about his abilities.
309
00:13:44,868 --> 00:13:45,868
- [laughs] Hi.
310
00:13:45,869 --> 00:13:47,620
BEN: He's also the
reason we're late.
311
00:13:47,621 --> 00:13:49,747
Dickie had us a, a block over.
312
00:13:49,748 --> 00:13:51,582
No way! You guys!
313
00:13:51,583 --> 00:13:53,667
This is my cast?
- Yes!
314
00:13:53,668 --> 00:13:57,004
Yes, and we are so thrilled!
- Hi. I'm Ben.
315
00:13:57,005 --> 00:13:59,340
I'm also trained as an
intimacy coordinator.
316
00:13:59,341 --> 00:14:00,549
- Hi, I'm Kimber,
317
00:14:00,550 --> 00:14:03,010
and I didn't realize
we had any love scenes.
318
00:14:03,011 --> 00:14:04,970
- What? We're in the
middle of one right now.
319
00:14:04,971 --> 00:14:07,014
- Oh. [laughs]
- Timber for Kimber.
320
00:14:07,015 --> 00:14:09,225
[Kimber giggling] And you...
321
00:14:09,226 --> 00:14:12,978
are way too fuckin' handsome.
Somebody fire him, now!
322
00:14:12,979 --> 00:14:14,563
[laughter]
- I'm Ty.
323
00:14:14,564 --> 00:14:17,316
- Oh! If y'all would just
please quick sign these NDAs,
324
00:14:17,317 --> 00:14:20,027
and the last page telling us
you're okay with us filming.
325
00:14:20,028 --> 00:14:21,320
- I-I'm sorry, filming?
326
00:14:21,321 --> 00:14:23,489
- Yeah. Two, uh, shows
for the price of one.
327
00:14:23,490 --> 00:14:27,076
My Broadway debut, and a
documentary about my Broadway debut.
328
00:14:27,077 --> 00:14:30,829
This is my documentarian,
Tobert. You heard that right.
329
00:14:30,830 --> 00:14:32,289
- It's Robert with a T.
330
00:14:32,290 --> 00:14:34,124
Hey, Broadway, I am
just an observer.
331
00:14:34,125 --> 00:14:36,252
This is literally the last time
you're gonna hear my voice.
332
00:14:36,253 --> 00:14:38,045
- Hello, Ben. I'm
Charles-Haden Savage.
333
00:14:38,046 --> 00:14:39,797
- Fuck me!
- Oh wow...
334
00:14:39,798 --> 00:14:42,591
- Oh, the energy coming
from this corner!
335
00:14:42,592 --> 00:14:44,843
Am I right? Do
we all feel this?
336
00:14:44,844 --> 00:14:46,262
- Ben, this is our Nanny.
337
00:14:46,263 --> 00:14:48,097
- Loretta.
- Yeah.
338
00:14:48,098 --> 00:14:49,640
- Oliver tells me you're
one to look out for.
339
00:14:49,641 --> 00:14:52,268
- Oh, well, Oliver flatters.
340
00:14:52,269 --> 00:14:53,770
- Just don't upstage me.
341
00:14:54,688 --> 00:14:57,565
[laughs] I'm
kidding. I'm kidding.
342
00:14:57,566 --> 00:14:59,900
No, I'm honored to work
with you. LORETTA: Oh my.
343
00:14:59,901 --> 00:15:02,194
Well, my friends are
just beside themselves
344
00:15:02,195 --> 00:15:04,154
that I'm gonna get to
work with The CoBro.
345
00:15:04,155 --> 00:15:07,367
- Oh God, no, please.
Just... Just CoBro.
346
00:15:07,784 --> 00:15:09,326
- Sorry? BEN: Yeah, no,
347
00:15:09,327 --> 00:15:11,453
the "the" makes me
sound like an asshole.
348
00:15:11,454 --> 00:15:13,205
- Oh.
- Like the Rock.
349
00:15:13,206 --> 00:15:16,710
Or the Pope. I mean, come on,
get over yourselves. Right?
350
00:15:17,335 --> 00:15:19,753
But, in the films, I'm
just the friendly zoologist
351
00:15:19,754 --> 00:15:22,006
who morphs into a 20-foot cobra
352
00:15:22,007 --> 00:15:24,509
and helps the cops save the day.
353
00:15:25,176 --> 00:15:26,219
Hey, you.
354
00:15:28,179 --> 00:15:31,098
- Oh, hi. I loved
you in Girl Cop.
355
00:15:31,099 --> 00:15:33,101
- Oh, that old thing?
356
00:15:34,686 --> 00:15:35,686
[blows]
357
00:15:35,687 --> 00:15:37,605
[Mabel giggling]
[Ben chuckles]
358
00:15:37,606 --> 00:15:39,773
- Alright, well,
this is exciting.
359
00:15:39,774 --> 00:15:41,984
Shall we take our seats
and start the read?
360
00:15:41,985 --> 00:15:44,528
- Oh, yeah! Yeah, yeah! A read-through!
[excited chatter]
361
00:15:44,529 --> 00:15:46,614
I wanna read! Oh,
hey, by the way.
362
00:15:46,615 --> 00:15:48,949
Thanks for the tip on
Amy Schumer's place.
363
00:15:48,950 --> 00:15:50,743
Just moved in.
- Oh!
364
00:15:50,744 --> 00:15:53,245
- Tell her she left a bunch of
cottage cheese in the fridge.
365
00:15:53,246 --> 00:15:56,415
Fuck... Fuck...
Fuckerballs. Fuck.
366
00:15:56,416 --> 00:15:58,542
Dickie? There's cookies here.
367
00:15:58,543 --> 00:16:01,545
- Oh no. Ben can't have cookies.
368
00:16:01,546 --> 00:16:03,964
He's on a very strict
diet for CoBro,
369
00:16:03,965 --> 00:16:07,259
and cookies are
[laughs] a weakness.
370
00:16:07,260 --> 00:16:09,638
- Well, not a
weakness. I just...
371
00:16:10,639 --> 00:16:12,681
Where are they from?
- Schmackary's.
372
00:16:12,682 --> 00:16:15,184
- Oh... God, even
the name is sexy.
373
00:16:15,185 --> 00:16:18,103
- I'll take them.
- No, it's fine, it's fine. Leave 'em.
374
00:16:18,104 --> 00:16:19,563
Leave 'em! Just...
375
00:16:19,564 --> 00:16:21,649
Let's read. OLIVER: Alright!
376
00:16:21,650 --> 00:16:23,651
So, this is kind of exciting.
377
00:16:23,652 --> 00:16:25,736
Shall we begin, KT?
378
00:16:25,737 --> 00:16:27,196
- From the top, everyone.
379
00:16:27,197 --> 00:16:28,405
Ladies and gentlemen,
380
00:16:28,406 --> 00:16:31,867
I give you... page one.
381
00:16:31,868 --> 00:16:32,910
[sloshing]
382
00:16:32,911 --> 00:16:34,913
- I wasn't ready.
[clears throat]
383
00:16:36,289 --> 00:16:38,999
[dramatically] "It's a
night in upper Nova Scotia."
384
00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:41,378
- Oh, hot damn! That
is a hot Schmackary.
385
00:16:43,004 --> 00:16:45,881
Sorry. I just had a corner.
386
00:16:45,882 --> 00:16:48,384
No more. It's alright.
387
00:16:48,385 --> 00:16:50,594
Reading. [Howard
clears throat]
388
00:16:50,595 --> 00:16:53,305
- "A detective makes his
way toward the audience.
389
00:16:53,306 --> 00:16:54,682
He is our narrator."
390
00:16:54,683 --> 00:16:57,935
- [deep voice] "What turned me
into a creature of the night?
391
00:16:57,936 --> 00:16:59,478
"Let me tell you.
392
00:16:59,479 --> 00:17:02,273
"I just finished up a case
in Halifax when I got a call
393
00:17:02,274 --> 00:17:06,235
"about some curious goings-on
at the old Pickwick Lighthouse.
394
00:17:06,236 --> 00:17:08,404
I made my way to
see for myself."
395
00:17:08,405 --> 00:17:11,865
- "A lighthouse appears, and
a storm shelter door opens.
396
00:17:11,866 --> 00:17:14,869
A nanny emerges
from the shelter."
397
00:17:15,745 --> 00:17:17,385
- [thick Scottish
accent] "Storm's comin'.
398
00:17:18,331 --> 00:17:21,376
Don't think it's a night
for roaming the rocks."
399
00:17:26,089 --> 00:17:29,216
- I-I'm sorry, I think I
missed some of those words.
400
00:17:29,217 --> 00:17:32,929
- Oh, I was trying a Scottish
dialect. OLIVER: Uh-huh.
401
00:17:33,930 --> 00:17:35,306
Because the nanny's...
402
00:17:35,307 --> 00:17:38,310
- The nanny refers to a
childhood in Aberdeen.
403
00:17:39,978 --> 00:17:41,021
- Right.
404
00:17:41,521 --> 00:17:43,105
LORETTA: Um, or, or not.
405
00:17:43,106 --> 00:17:45,774
- No, no, no, no, no.
I-It's okay to try things.
406
00:17:45,775 --> 00:17:47,401
L-Let's just go again.
407
00:17:47,402 --> 00:17:50,405
- "A nanny emerges
from the shelter."
408
00:17:50,780 --> 00:17:52,240
- [Québécois accent]
"Storm's coming.
409
00:17:52,782 --> 00:17:56,286
Don't think it's a night
for roaming on the rocks."
410
00:17:59,164 --> 00:18:00,457
French Canadian.
411
00:18:02,167 --> 00:18:04,585
Because it's up in
the Maritimes there.
412
00:18:04,586 --> 00:18:07,546
So, a lot of
French... I'm sorry.
413
00:18:07,547 --> 00:18:10,549
It's... [laughs]
This is my process.
414
00:18:10,550 --> 00:18:14,470
It's just how I...
find the nanny's voice.
415
00:18:14,471 --> 00:18:15,471
OLIVER: You know what?
416
00:18:15,472 --> 00:18:18,475
Maybe we try it slightly
more how you talk.
417
00:18:22,562 --> 00:18:24,481
- "A nanny emerges
from the shelter."
418
00:18:25,023 --> 00:18:26,315
- Um...
419
00:18:26,316 --> 00:18:27,901
[flatly] "Storm's coming.
420
00:18:28,860 --> 00:18:32,738
[sighs] Don't think it's a
night for roaming on the rocks."
421
00:18:32,739 --> 00:18:33,782
[inhales]
422
00:18:36,534 --> 00:18:37,743
- Um...
423
00:18:37,744 --> 00:18:39,371
"I don't go roaming anywhere."
424
00:18:55,053 --> 00:18:56,096
- [whispers] It's you.
425
00:18:59,975 --> 00:19:02,685
- [gasps] Oh, my God, it's me!
[laughs] Oh, I'm so...
426
00:19:02,686 --> 00:19:03,686
[laughs]
427
00:19:03,687 --> 00:19:05,896
Oh, I'm sorry,
it's me, isn't it?
428
00:19:05,897 --> 00:19:07,273
- I-It's your line, yes.
429
00:19:07,274 --> 00:19:09,316
- You know what? I didn't
highlight that one.
430
00:19:09,317 --> 00:19:10,651
I'm gonna do that right now.
431
00:19:10,652 --> 00:19:13,571
- Good. Now, you'll
always have it...
432
00:19:13,572 --> 00:19:14,863
there 'cause it's highlighted.
433
00:19:14,864 --> 00:19:18,367
♪
434
00:19:18,368 --> 00:19:19,660
[quiet chatter]
435
00:19:19,661 --> 00:19:21,161
[Ben sighs]
436
00:19:21,162 --> 00:19:23,539
- [quietly] Our nanny
is a stinkeroony.
437
00:19:23,540 --> 00:19:25,374
- [quietly] No, Ben,
Ben, she'll be fine.
438
00:19:25,375 --> 00:19:27,209
She's just finding the
voice. You heard her.
439
00:19:27,210 --> 00:19:29,211
- Do you hear me, Oliver?
440
00:19:29,212 --> 00:19:31,380
She's a stinkeroony! [sighs]
441
00:19:31,381 --> 00:19:33,465
I say give her the
boo-tay before we...
442
00:19:33,466 --> 00:19:35,676
get too far down the road.
- No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
443
00:19:35,677 --> 00:19:38,637
Tru... Just... Loretta
is very special.
444
00:19:38,638 --> 00:19:40,639
Just let me talk to her, okay?
445
00:19:40,640 --> 00:19:41,892
Just...
446
00:19:45,645 --> 00:19:48,648
Hello.
- Oh gosh, I'm so sorry. I'm...
447
00:19:49,316 --> 00:19:50,357
I get nervous
448
00:19:50,358 --> 00:19:52,861
and I'm not good at table reads.
449
00:19:53,486 --> 00:19:56,031
But, please, please
don't give up on me.
450
00:19:56,531 --> 00:19:58,449
- Listen to me. Um...
451
00:19:58,450 --> 00:20:00,618
My first table read,
452
00:20:00,619 --> 00:20:03,037
there was a young actor,
453
00:20:03,038 --> 00:20:04,663
and he got very nervous,
454
00:20:04,664 --> 00:20:06,582
and he was missing lines,
455
00:20:06,583 --> 00:20:08,918
inaudible dialogue.
It was painful.
456
00:20:08,919 --> 00:20:10,544
- [sighs] Yeah.
457
00:20:10,545 --> 00:20:12,547
- Everyone tells me to fire him
458
00:20:13,006 --> 00:20:14,507
but I refused.
459
00:20:15,425 --> 00:20:17,135
And you know who
that young actor was?
460
00:20:17,761 --> 00:20:19,428
- No. No!
461
00:20:19,429 --> 00:20:21,889
- No one you'd know.
Everyone was right.
462
00:20:21,890 --> 00:20:24,267
He was a train wreck. I
fired him three weeks later.
463
00:20:25,310 --> 00:20:26,936
But you are not that.
464
00:20:26,937 --> 00:20:29,064
You are the opposite of that.
465
00:20:30,190 --> 00:20:32,525
And anyone who has
not seen that yet
466
00:20:33,151 --> 00:20:36,237
is either dumb, blind, or
a combination of the two.
467
00:20:36,238 --> 00:20:38,240
[giggles] You go,
468
00:20:39,032 --> 00:20:40,157
I go.
469
00:20:40,158 --> 00:20:41,700
- Oh, Oliver, gosh...
470
00:20:41,701 --> 00:20:43,203
- You go,
471
00:20:44,329 --> 00:20:45,538
I go.
472
00:20:46,790 --> 00:20:48,332
Okay? [sighs]
473
00:20:48,333 --> 00:20:50,000
♪
474
00:20:50,001 --> 00:20:52,086
- Thank you. Thank you.
475
00:20:52,087 --> 00:20:54,256
- Okay. Alright.
[sniffles]
476
00:20:55,006 --> 00:20:57,299
Oh, my God, Loretta.
Where is Loretta?
477
00:20:57,300 --> 00:20:59,593
- Loretta is in her dressing
room. She is pretty upset,
478
00:20:59,594 --> 00:21:01,887
but she said she'll try
to make the... party.
479
00:21:01,888 --> 00:21:04,807
- Okay.
- Are you sure a party is a...
480
00:21:04,808 --> 00:21:06,559
you know...
- What?
481
00:21:06,560 --> 00:21:08,978
No, no, no, no. Spit
it out, Charles.
482
00:21:08,979 --> 00:21:12,691
Heap some more suffering
onto my already full plate!
483
00:21:13,275 --> 00:21:16,277
There might be a little
room next to the despair!
484
00:21:16,278 --> 00:21:18,737
♪
485
00:21:18,738 --> 00:21:21,449
- Party sounds nice.
[panting, growls]
486
00:21:25,787 --> 00:21:27,037
Party...
487
00:21:27,038 --> 00:21:29,874
♪
488
00:21:31,710 --> 00:21:33,794
LESTER: Shouldn't be
too much longer, people!
489
00:21:33,795 --> 00:21:35,713
Patience, people, patience!
490
00:21:35,714 --> 00:21:37,590
UMA: Ugh. This is ridiculous.
491
00:21:37,591 --> 00:21:40,676
- Safety first. Don't worry.
It's all good. We'll get there.
492
00:21:40,677 --> 00:21:44,054
Uma, I promise you, I'll
get you in. I promise.
493
00:21:44,055 --> 00:21:46,515
- What's going on? LESTER:
We'll get there, don't worry.
494
00:21:46,516 --> 00:21:47,808
- The elevator's out.
- Ugh!
495
00:21:47,809 --> 00:21:49,977
- Got them working overtime on
it. Should be up and running soon.
496
00:21:49,978 --> 00:21:53,647
- Okay, listen, guys...
- The press is already up my ass.
497
00:21:53,648 --> 00:21:56,901
We need to get a statement out.
- "Ben Glenroy" is trending on Twitter.
498
00:21:56,902 --> 00:21:59,778
So is "RIP Ben Glenroy."
So is "Ben Dead."
499
00:21:59,779 --> 00:22:02,865
So is... "Real Housewives"? Oh,
my God, was tonight the reunion?
500
00:22:02,866 --> 00:22:03,866
- Yeah, listen.
501
00:22:03,867 --> 00:22:06,827
This is the moment where
producers really matter.
502
00:22:06,828 --> 00:22:09,997
Just because Ben is dead, doesn't
mean the show has to die, too.
503
00:22:09,998 --> 00:22:11,624
- Oliver, you're in shock.
504
00:22:11,625 --> 00:22:13,709
The fact this happened
in the Goosebury,
505
00:22:13,710 --> 00:22:16,503
the same theater
as your Splash...
506
00:22:16,504 --> 00:22:19,298
[growls] I'm not
saying you're cursed,
507
00:22:19,299 --> 00:22:21,091
but it wouldn't surprise
me if you pissed off
508
00:22:21,092 --> 00:22:23,719
a witch or two in a
previous life. [growls]
509
00:22:23,720 --> 00:22:26,013
- Only seven at a time allowed
in the one that's working.
510
00:22:26,014 --> 00:22:28,515
- And tenants have
priority status!
511
00:22:28,516 --> 00:22:31,310
- Along with the hosts of the saddest
opening night party in history!
512
00:22:31,311 --> 00:22:33,020
♪
513
00:22:33,021 --> 00:22:34,856
LESTER: That's it! That's it.
514
00:22:35,607 --> 00:22:37,191
DONNA: 10? OLIVER: Yes.
515
00:22:37,192 --> 00:22:38,817
- At least you had
the consideration
516
00:22:38,818 --> 00:22:41,237
to keep the body out of
the building this time.
517
00:22:41,238 --> 00:22:43,489
- You always know
just what to say, Uma.
518
00:22:43,490 --> 00:22:45,492
- It's a goddamn gift.
519
00:22:46,368 --> 00:22:49,370
[quiet party chatter]
[plates, glasses clinking]
520
00:22:49,371 --> 00:22:52,374
♪ soft music playing ♪
521
00:22:53,583 --> 00:22:54,584
[KT gasps]
522
00:22:57,087 --> 00:22:58,588
JONATHAN: Oh, man.
523
00:22:59,548 --> 00:23:02,216
Oh, you're using Ben's
opening night gift.
524
00:23:02,217 --> 00:23:03,857
- Yeah, didn't think
I'd need it so soon.
525
00:23:05,929 --> 00:23:07,264
- It really is a beautiful gift.
526
00:23:08,181 --> 00:23:10,684
- I didn't realize
assistants got one, too.
527
00:23:11,184 --> 00:23:13,018
How very generous of Ben.
528
00:23:13,019 --> 00:23:15,604
- And I didn't realize stage
managers wiped their nose
529
00:23:15,605 --> 00:23:17,690
with anything other than
the bottom of their palm.
530
00:23:17,691 --> 00:23:19,358
- You've got crumbs
in your beard.
531
00:23:19,359 --> 00:23:22,195
- ♪ And let's reach
for stars... ♪
532
00:23:25,156 --> 00:23:28,159
OLIVER: Oh, great. Let's just leave
all the cellophane on the food.
533
00:23:29,244 --> 00:23:31,288
- Hey, Oliver. How
you holding up?
534
00:23:31,746 --> 00:23:33,455
- I just ate a dinner roll.
535
00:23:33,456 --> 00:23:34,999
- Wow, that bad?
536
00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:38,210
- The lead of my play left
my stage without a pulse,
537
00:23:38,211 --> 00:23:40,213
and all I can think
about is my career.
538
00:23:41,840 --> 00:23:43,674
I don't know, Mabel.
539
00:23:43,675 --> 00:23:46,386
Narcissism should really
be more fun than this.
540
00:23:47,387 --> 00:23:50,764
Maybe I am cursed.
- Well, shit, Oliver.
541
00:23:50,765 --> 00:23:51,766
[sighs]
542
00:23:52,392 --> 00:23:55,227
My first thought
when he went down?
543
00:23:55,228 --> 00:23:56,730
Maybe he was poisoned.
544
00:23:57,522 --> 00:24:01,525
And a podcast about the
poisoning of a big movie star?
545
00:24:01,526 --> 00:24:03,736
That could be big.
546
00:24:03,737 --> 00:24:06,822
And maybe with their
play shut down,
547
00:24:06,823 --> 00:24:09,033
and a new podcast in motion,
548
00:24:09,034 --> 00:24:12,245
maybe I could spend more
time with my guys again.
549
00:24:14,748 --> 00:24:16,206
- Me more than him, right?
550
00:24:16,207 --> 00:24:18,501
- I don't pick favorite olds.
551
00:24:20,086 --> 00:24:21,379
- Better to leave it unsaid.
552
00:24:22,088 --> 00:24:23,088
[knowing growl]
553
00:24:23,089 --> 00:24:24,925
[knocking on door]
554
00:24:27,427 --> 00:24:29,428
[sighs]
- How you doing, Charlie?
555
00:24:29,429 --> 00:24:32,348
Aw...
- Oh. Traumatized, uh, perplexed.
556
00:24:32,349 --> 00:24:34,433
[quietly] Am I allowed
to say relieved?
557
00:24:34,434 --> 00:24:36,852
I mean, my nerves couldn't
take eight shows a week.
558
00:24:36,853 --> 00:24:38,270
But don't tell
Oliver I said that.
559
00:24:38,271 --> 00:24:41,273
- Oh, I'm a steel trap... Oh, Charlie.
[sighs]
560
00:24:41,274 --> 00:24:44,277
It's okay to be relieved
that the show is over.
561
00:24:45,028 --> 00:24:46,946
Means more time for us.
562
00:24:46,947 --> 00:24:50,032
- It does. Hey, did you
get Lucy home alright?
563
00:24:50,033 --> 00:24:52,034
- Yeah. That girl's a lot.
564
00:24:52,035 --> 00:24:53,953
I'm ready to get trashed.
565
00:24:53,954 --> 00:24:57,373
♪ Soft piano music playing ♪
566
00:24:57,374 --> 00:24:59,541
[quiet party chatter]
567
00:24:59,542 --> 00:25:02,921
♪
568
00:25:05,173 --> 00:25:06,757
- I didn't know you tinkered.
569
00:25:06,758 --> 00:25:08,884
- Oh, I tinker.
570
00:25:08,885 --> 00:25:10,261
[Oliver chuckles]
571
00:25:10,262 --> 00:25:12,096
- Keep tinkering.
572
00:25:12,097 --> 00:25:15,432
- ♪ And the dearest love ♪
573
00:25:15,433 --> 00:25:18,311
♪ In all the world ♪
574
00:25:18,687 --> 00:25:21,855
♪ Is waiting somewhere ♪
575
00:25:21,856 --> 00:25:24,149
♪ For me ♪
576
00:25:24,150 --> 00:25:26,694
BOTH: ♪ Is waiting ♪
577
00:25:26,695 --> 00:25:29,280
♪ Somewhere ♪
578
00:25:29,281 --> 00:25:32,783
♪ Somewhere for ♪
579
00:25:32,784 --> 00:25:36,746
♪ Me... ♪
580
00:25:37,414 --> 00:25:38,581
♪ stops playing ♪
581
00:25:38,582 --> 00:25:40,207
[both giggle]
582
00:25:40,208 --> 00:25:43,252
- I feel better
now. How about you?
583
00:25:43,253 --> 00:25:45,713
- Good as new.
[laughs]
584
00:25:45,714 --> 00:25:48,716
Hey. Can you look at the [sighs]
585
00:25:48,717 --> 00:25:52,052
back of my earring? Is the
thing snapped into the thing?
586
00:25:52,053 --> 00:25:53,888
- Are these technical terms?
- No. [sighs]
587
00:25:53,889 --> 00:25:57,182
I just had to get outta
my costume so fast,
588
00:25:57,183 --> 00:25:58,726
I'm not sure I
hooked it in right.
589
00:25:58,727 --> 00:26:01,604
- Wouldn't you know it?
The thing is in the thing.
590
00:26:01,605 --> 00:26:03,647
- Good.
[Oliver sighs]
591
00:26:03,648 --> 00:26:05,984
- Thank you for making
me feel lighter.
592
00:26:06,943 --> 00:26:08,361
If only for a minute.
593
00:26:08,904 --> 00:26:10,614
Oh God. [sighs]
594
00:26:11,448 --> 00:26:13,450
I wanted tonight to happen.
595
00:26:14,784 --> 00:26:16,286
For both of us, most of all.
596
00:26:17,370 --> 00:26:18,371
[sighs]
597
00:26:19,080 --> 00:26:21,165
- Well [inhales, exhales]
598
00:26:21,166 --> 00:26:23,043
the show may be over
599
00:26:24,211 --> 00:26:26,545
but doesn't that mean
600
00:26:26,546 --> 00:26:29,883
we're not obliged to live
by your show rule anymore?
601
00:26:31,218 --> 00:26:32,218
♪
602
00:26:32,219 --> 00:26:34,221
The one that keeps things...
603
00:26:34,804 --> 00:26:36,306
professional...
604
00:26:36,765 --> 00:26:39,892
[laughs] and platonic?
605
00:26:39,893 --> 00:26:41,310
♪
606
00:26:41,311 --> 00:26:42,478
[door opening]
607
00:26:42,479 --> 00:26:45,189
BEN: Okay! Okay! [crowd
gasping, screaming]
608
00:26:45,190 --> 00:26:46,440
Who farted?!
609
00:26:46,441 --> 00:26:48,400
[crowd gasping]
610
00:26:48,401 --> 00:26:50,611
Mama's back, bitches!
611
00:26:50,612 --> 00:26:53,113
That's right. I'm alive!
612
00:26:53,114 --> 00:26:55,491
CHARLES: H-How could you...
What? MABEL: What the fuck?
613
00:26:55,492 --> 00:26:57,243
[Ben sighs, pants]
614
00:26:57,244 --> 00:26:58,827
- I was dead, dude.
615
00:26:58,828 --> 00:27:02,623
For, like, an hour. They said it
was like a record in their hospital.
616
00:27:02,624 --> 00:27:05,042
Right, Dickie?
- Oh, they didn't say anything like that.
617
00:27:05,043 --> 00:27:07,628
- They pumped my stomach.
I barfed up a ton.
618
00:27:07,629 --> 00:27:09,797
I don't know. They said
maybe it was something I ate?
619
00:27:09,798 --> 00:27:11,882
- But y-you had
blood in your mouth!
620
00:27:11,883 --> 00:27:15,302
- Yeah. Well, I bit the fuck
outta my tongue when I fell.
621
00:27:15,303 --> 00:27:16,555
I don't feel it now, though.
622
00:27:17,639 --> 00:27:18,639
[heaves]
623
00:27:18,640 --> 00:27:20,099
[crowd murmuring]
624
00:27:20,100 --> 00:27:21,767
[heaves]
625
00:27:21,768 --> 00:27:23,185
[gags] Oh, sorry.
626
00:27:23,186 --> 00:27:26,063
The nurses... oh, my God.
They were so freaked out.
627
00:27:26,064 --> 00:27:27,690
The doctors were like,
"Do not go anywhere!"
628
00:27:27,691 --> 00:27:29,858
But I had to get
back to see you guys!
629
00:27:29,859 --> 00:27:31,361
My cast. My...
630
00:27:32,445 --> 00:27:33,488
[phone recording] I just...
631
00:27:37,993 --> 00:27:39,618
Oh, wow!
632
00:27:39,619 --> 00:27:41,036
Sorry! [sniffles]
633
00:27:41,037 --> 00:27:43,831
Shit! I did not expect
to get emotional!
634
00:27:43,832 --> 00:27:45,750
But, when I was dead, guys?
635
00:27:47,002 --> 00:27:48,502
I saw the light.
636
00:27:48,503 --> 00:27:51,089
That light, yes. The
dead person light.
637
00:27:51,631 --> 00:27:52,883
I saw it.
638
00:27:54,384 --> 00:27:57,428
And I saw all the shit that
I pulled with all of you
639
00:27:57,429 --> 00:27:58,971
over these last few months.
640
00:27:58,972 --> 00:28:00,974
And I thought, I
can't die like this.
641
00:28:02,642 --> 00:28:06,061
And so, I'm back, and I'm
gonna be so much better.
642
00:28:06,062 --> 00:28:09,148
And we are going to
kick ass with this show.
643
00:28:09,149 --> 00:28:11,651
You hear me, Oliver?
- Oh, my God.
644
00:28:12,611 --> 00:28:14,654
You're really alive...
645
00:28:16,156 --> 00:28:17,657
and so soft.
646
00:28:18,450 --> 00:28:19,492
[both sigh]
647
00:28:20,118 --> 00:28:21,161
[snorts]
648
00:28:21,953 --> 00:28:23,621
- Kimber...
649
00:28:23,622 --> 00:28:25,331
[heavy breathing]
650
00:28:25,332 --> 00:28:28,335
I'm so sorry I made
everything messy between us.
651
00:28:29,211 --> 00:28:30,545
I fucked up.
652
00:28:31,463 --> 00:28:32,963
But I'm gonna make it right.
653
00:28:32,964 --> 00:28:34,924
♪
654
00:28:34,925 --> 00:28:37,636
Ty. Forgive me, please, for...
655
00:28:38,553 --> 00:28:40,971
getting so mad at you for
wanting to use my trainer.
656
00:28:40,972 --> 00:28:43,182
It's just, Hutch is
my secret weapon.
657
00:28:43,183 --> 00:28:45,267
And, you know, there's no
shot you can afford him,
658
00:28:45,268 --> 00:28:47,771
but I-I suppose I could
give you his digits.
659
00:28:49,147 --> 00:28:50,398
Jonathan.
660
00:28:51,566 --> 00:28:52,817
Jonathan!
661
00:28:54,194 --> 00:28:55,569
My understudy.
662
00:28:55,570 --> 00:28:57,446
[laughs] When this started,
663
00:28:57,447 --> 00:28:59,865
I was never gonna let you
ever step foot on that stage,
664
00:28:59,866 --> 00:29:01,701
but, moving forward,
665
00:29:02,369 --> 00:29:03,744
I'm gonna consider it.
666
00:29:03,745 --> 00:29:05,412
Maybe a Wednesday matinee!
667
00:29:05,413 --> 00:29:08,707
- Let's not over-promise
here. BEN: Ha, Donna!
668
00:29:08,708 --> 00:29:10,710
My beloved producer!
669
00:29:11,169 --> 00:29:12,671
You and your...
670
00:29:14,297 --> 00:29:16,298
boy.
- It's Cliff.
671
00:29:16,299 --> 00:29:19,803
- I know. That's what I
said. Look, um... [sighs]
672
00:29:20,637 --> 00:29:22,638
I know I haven't been
easy to deal with,
673
00:29:22,639 --> 00:29:24,099
with all my complaints about...
674
00:29:24,558 --> 00:29:26,308
the... size of my dressing room,
675
00:29:26,309 --> 00:29:28,394
and the... shape of
my dressing room,
676
00:29:28,395 --> 00:29:30,187
and the color palette
of my dressing room.
677
00:29:30,188 --> 00:29:33,023
Basically, everything
I've ever said about my...
678
00:29:33,024 --> 00:29:34,817
unnecessarily shitty
dressing room.
679
00:29:34,818 --> 00:29:36,277
I take it all back.
680
00:29:36,278 --> 00:29:37,820
Uh... [sighs]
681
00:29:37,821 --> 00:29:39,655
I'm really so sorry, Donna.
682
00:29:39,656 --> 00:29:40,990
And I'm so sorry, boy.
683
00:29:40,991 --> 00:29:43,243
- Cliff.
- Right. [sighs]
684
00:29:43,994 --> 00:29:46,412
Would be great if we could fix
up my dressing room, by the way.
685
00:29:46,413 --> 00:29:49,123
It's the last time I'm gonna
mention anything, alright?
686
00:29:49,124 --> 00:29:50,916
Pinky swear. Bobo!
687
00:29:50,917 --> 00:29:53,460
Look at... Bobo. You know
what? You're s... [sighs]
688
00:29:53,461 --> 00:29:55,170
You're such a funny guy
689
00:29:55,171 --> 00:29:58,340
and a-all I ever do
is say no to you.
690
00:29:58,341 --> 00:29:59,593
But I promise you.
691
00:30:00,552 --> 00:30:02,177
No more no-nos for Bobo.
692
00:30:02,178 --> 00:30:03,929
♪
693
00:30:03,930 --> 00:30:05,598
KT, my bad
694
00:30:05,599 --> 00:30:08,142
for accusing you of
stealing my mangoes.
695
00:30:08,143 --> 00:30:10,853
Ataulfo season is really short,
and it's pretty much the only fruit
696
00:30:10,854 --> 00:30:12,479
I can eat on the CoBro Diet.
697
00:30:12,480 --> 00:30:15,065
- I know it was coming
from a place of love.
698
00:30:15,066 --> 00:30:17,068
- It wasn't, but thank you.
699
00:30:19,863 --> 00:30:21,280
Oh.
700
00:30:21,281 --> 00:30:23,909
And Loretta. [weak laugh]
701
00:30:24,326 --> 00:30:26,035
The consummate professional!
702
00:30:26,036 --> 00:30:28,787
♪
703
00:30:28,788 --> 00:30:30,206
But...
704
00:30:31,374 --> 00:30:33,668
CoBro knows a fellow
snake when he sees one.
705
00:30:34,961 --> 00:30:38,340
[long hiss]
706
00:30:40,133 --> 00:30:41,009
[short hiss]
707
00:30:43,136 --> 00:30:45,054
And Charles!
- Oh, don't worry about me!
708
00:30:45,055 --> 00:30:48,642
You can skip me! I get it! You're
a new man, which is exciting.
709
00:30:49,935 --> 00:30:52,102
- You and I never got
off on the right foot.
710
00:30:52,103 --> 00:30:53,896
CHARLES: Nope.
- And if anyone here was happy
711
00:30:53,897 --> 00:30:57,609
that I was maybe dead,
I bet it was you.
712
00:30:58,235 --> 00:30:59,693
- Yeah.
- I know you don't have
713
00:30:59,694 --> 00:31:02,655
many more years left
to hone your craft.
714
00:31:02,656 --> 00:31:05,115
And I get that every day counts.
715
00:31:05,116 --> 00:31:07,868
And after this experience,
I really get it now.
716
00:31:07,869 --> 00:31:09,120
So,
717
00:31:09,871 --> 00:31:11,289
to starting over?
718
00:31:12,999 --> 00:31:14,501
- To starting over.
719
00:31:16,002 --> 00:31:18,921
[phone ringing] DICKIE:
Ben, you gotta take this.
720
00:31:18,922 --> 00:31:21,883
- What? Oh. Ben's gotta
take this. [scoffs]
721
00:31:22,884 --> 00:31:24,593
Oh. Um... [silences phone]
722
00:31:24,594 --> 00:31:26,596
Yeah, I'll go somewhere quieter.
723
00:31:27,556 --> 00:31:31,016
Guys! I'm gonna go up to
my apartment and crash,
724
00:31:31,017 --> 00:31:33,269
shower up, maybe
shake off the cobwebs,
725
00:31:33,270 --> 00:31:35,062
but I'll see you
this week, alright?
726
00:31:35,063 --> 00:31:36,564
Death Rattle lives!
727
00:31:36,565 --> 00:31:39,066
[confused murmuring]
728
00:31:39,067 --> 00:31:40,276
CLIFF: Wow.
729
00:31:40,277 --> 00:31:41,777
Word is out. Ben is back.
730
00:31:41,778 --> 00:31:43,654
[door opens, shuts]
731
00:31:43,655 --> 00:31:46,782
- It's a hell of a story to
reopen a play with, people.
732
00:31:46,783 --> 00:31:48,158
[quiet murmuring]
733
00:31:48,159 --> 00:31:49,952
- So we're back.
734
00:31:49,953 --> 00:31:51,954
We're all back on Broadway!
735
00:31:51,955 --> 00:31:54,623
♪
736
00:31:54,624 --> 00:31:57,209
[hesitant chatter]
[scattered applause]
737
00:31:57,210 --> 00:32:00,337
- Congrats. You must be thrilled.
- Mm.
738
00:32:00,338 --> 00:32:02,798
- I said you must be thrilled.
739
00:32:02,799 --> 00:32:04,800
- Ben may be back,
740
00:32:04,801 --> 00:32:06,385
but it doesn't change the fact
741
00:32:06,386 --> 00:32:09,180
that he is a fucking asshole.
742
00:32:12,559 --> 00:32:14,603
♪
743
00:32:16,980 --> 00:32:19,064
[keys jingling, lock clicking]
744
00:32:19,065 --> 00:32:20,066
[door unlocking]
745
00:32:21,610 --> 00:32:23,110
[light switch clicks]
746
00:32:23,111 --> 00:32:25,237
[sighs]
747
00:32:25,238 --> 00:32:28,241
♪
748
00:32:53,225 --> 00:32:56,228
[quiet street noise outside]
749
00:33:00,690 --> 00:33:03,693
[texting]
750
00:33:08,156 --> 00:33:09,199
[sends text]
751
00:33:10,450 --> 00:33:12,034
CHARLES: I don't know
what to make of any of it.
752
00:33:12,035 --> 00:33:14,495
Dead, not dead. Show, no
show. [Oliver sighs, sniffs]
753
00:33:14,496 --> 00:33:17,164
- Wait, so you're just gonna reopen
the show as if nothing happened?
754
00:33:17,165 --> 00:33:18,791
- Oh, please. Are you kidding?
755
00:33:18,792 --> 00:33:21,544
Donna and Cliff are gonna make
a meal out of what happened.
756
00:33:21,545 --> 00:33:23,754
Are you excited, friend? [laughs]
- Yeah!
757
00:33:23,755 --> 00:33:26,715
Eight shows a week!
Trouper! [sighs]
758
00:33:26,716 --> 00:33:30,094
OLIVER: Oh, I forgot to ask you.
Whatever happened to Joy's crazy aunt?
759
00:33:30,095 --> 00:33:32,096
- Oh, she broke up with
the hair transplant guy.
760
00:33:32,097 --> 00:33:33,472
- Oh, that's a shock.
761
00:33:33,473 --> 00:33:36,475
Oh, and did her brother ever find
out who sent the vulgar placemats?
762
00:33:36,476 --> 00:33:38,727
- Yeah, Ron.
- Ron, the guy with the chin?
763
00:33:38,728 --> 00:33:42,231
- Guys, this is not fair!
You hang out all the time.
764
00:33:42,232 --> 00:33:45,776
I wanna know about Joy's
crazy aunt and... Ron.
765
00:33:45,777 --> 00:33:46,902
- No, no, no.
- Oh, Ron's insane.
766
00:33:46,903 --> 00:33:47,945
You don't wanna know about him.
767
00:33:47,946 --> 00:33:50,906
- Well, let me know if
he makes more placemats.
768
00:33:50,907 --> 00:33:52,659
Just don't forget about me.
769
00:33:53,201 --> 00:33:55,119
CHARLES: Huh?
- What does that mean?
770
00:33:55,120 --> 00:33:57,746
- You know, I can't get over
what you've done with this place.
771
00:33:57,747 --> 00:33:59,123
MABEL: Yeah, I know.
772
00:33:59,124 --> 00:34:01,126
That's what the people
who bought it said, too.
773
00:34:02,919 --> 00:34:04,420
OLIVER: What?
774
00:34:04,421 --> 00:34:06,589
Your aunt sold the
apartment? [shuts door]
775
00:34:06,590 --> 00:34:08,299
- I have to be
out in four weeks.
776
00:34:08,300 --> 00:34:09,842
- Seriously?
- You're leaving the Arconia?
777
00:34:09,843 --> 00:34:12,261
- I know, I know, but it's...
[Oliver sighs]
778
00:34:12,262 --> 00:34:15,265
it's time. I mean, I
need to get my own life.
779
00:34:16,308 --> 00:34:18,767
And you can come
visit me in Brooklyn.
780
00:34:18,768 --> 00:34:20,770
Or maybe Queens?
781
00:34:22,105 --> 00:34:23,732
I'll come to you.
782
00:34:24,983 --> 00:34:27,985
OLIVER: The most important
part of chasing a dream
783
00:34:27,986 --> 00:34:30,404
is the people who chase
alongside with you.
784
00:34:30,405 --> 00:34:32,239
- So I was checking
our message boards
785
00:34:32,240 --> 00:34:34,742
on our podcast
site the other day,
786
00:34:34,743 --> 00:34:37,369
and people were wondering
where we'd been.
787
00:34:37,370 --> 00:34:39,121
It's kinda nice to be missed.
788
00:34:39,122 --> 00:34:41,415
- Yeah, it is nice.
- Yeah, it is. It is nice.
789
00:34:41,416 --> 00:34:43,626
Those who look
beyond the doubters
790
00:34:43,627 --> 00:34:46,045
and choose to believe
your dream will happen...
791
00:34:46,046 --> 00:34:48,047
[elevator dings]
all in good time.
792
00:34:48,048 --> 00:34:51,051
♪
793
00:34:51,968 --> 00:34:55,137
- I guess they fixed the
elevator? OLIVER: Hm.
794
00:34:55,138 --> 00:34:57,140
- [clears throat]
Should we take it?
795
00:34:58,391 --> 00:34:59,808
I'm sort of nervous to take it.
796
00:34:59,809 --> 00:35:02,687
It's been just a gaping
hole for how many hours now?
797
00:35:03,855 --> 00:35:05,607
- Hey. If there's
one thing I know,
798
00:35:07,484 --> 00:35:09,486
it's that we're good
at living on the edge.
799
00:35:13,907 --> 00:35:15,699
OLIVER: Those who
will go with you
800
00:35:15,700 --> 00:35:18,244
to help make that moment
when you finally arrive
801
00:35:18,245 --> 00:35:20,829
in your own big spotlight...
802
00:35:20,830 --> 00:35:23,457
[elevator creaking loudly]
803
00:35:23,458 --> 00:35:25,876
[metal grinding]
804
00:35:25,877 --> 00:35:28,546
[grinding fades, buzzing]
805
00:35:28,547 --> 00:35:30,632
they're the only
ones who matter.
806
00:35:31,591 --> 00:35:34,218
- You know, Mabel, w-we couldn't
have done the podcast anyway
807
00:35:34,219 --> 00:35:36,304
because Ben didn't
die in the building.
808
00:35:40,225 --> 00:35:42,059
[liquid dripping]
809
00:35:42,060 --> 00:35:45,062
♪ suspenseful music playing ♪
810
00:35:45,063 --> 00:35:47,022
[dripping continues]
811
00:35:47,023 --> 00:35:48,983
- Wait. What's that?
812
00:35:48,984 --> 00:35:50,694
- Hm?
813
00:35:54,114 --> 00:35:57,074
[dripping increases]
814
00:35:57,075 --> 00:36:00,077
♪
815
00:36:00,078 --> 00:36:03,914
[metal creaking]
816
00:36:03,915 --> 00:36:06,125
[glass cracking]
817
00:36:06,126 --> 00:36:07,127
[elevator dings]
818
00:36:09,254 --> 00:36:11,590
[crash] [Uma screams]
819
00:36:15,969 --> 00:36:18,513
- You gotta be
fuckin' kidding me.
820
00:36:21,016 --> 00:36:22,474
♪ Music swells ♪
821
00:36:22,475 --> 00:36:23,560
[Oliver growls]
822
00:36:24,102 --> 00:36:27,105
♪
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