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Previously on "Impastor"...
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It is time we showed
the world we're a couple.
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I brought you a Bible for your desk.
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Now you look like a real pastor.
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When you get your shot at revenge,
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make the most of it.
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I can't believe Austin
would do such a thing.
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I hereby sentence you to two years
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at Murdock Juvenile Detention Center.
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Buddy!
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Come with me. I know who you are.
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Okay, Barlow,
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or whatever your real name is.
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I'm Federal Agent Landecker.
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'Sup?
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I'm the Director of the
Pacific Northwest Division,
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and we don't have any record of an agent
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working undercover in Ladner.
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Which is a real compliment to you.
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It is?
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When you national boys
go U.C., you go deep.
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Thanks.
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How do you know I'm undercover?
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I'm not at liberty to say.
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It was that cop, Hyde, right?
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You are good.
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That's why they call me "The Cobra."
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I'm reaching out to you
because we've been trying
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to make a corruption
case against Judge Bell,
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and I need your help.
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Oh, I don't know.
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HQ wants me to focus
on Operation Holy Ghost.
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Well, listen, listen.
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You're in the perfect
place to work the judge.
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He's been getting kickbacks
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from a private juvenile detention prison
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for every kid he sends in there.
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We just haven't been
able to prove it yet.
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If I do this job,
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my kid goes free?
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All the railroaded kids would go free.
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Okay.
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- Cobra's in.
- Great.
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Well, I'm the S.A.C.
in this rent-a-goon op.
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U.A.C.B.
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Are we clear?
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Couldn't be clearer.
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When are you guys gonna
get me out of here?
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Well, I talked to a lawyer.
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He said it would cost $15,000
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and could take up to two years.
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Two years?
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Guys, they're sending me to Murdock.
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Do you know what they do
to kids like me in Murdock?
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Is there anything I can get you
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that you need right now?
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A soda? Maybe some chips?
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Yeah, because some snacks are
gonna make everything wonderful.
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I'm on it.
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I saw a vending machine
down the hallway.
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Listen, Austin,
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I'm working on something
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that might get you
out of here real soon.
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I'm gonna take care of you.
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You know how many times
I've heard that in my life?
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Well, I'm here already.
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Oh, my.
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Oh, my!
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I tell you, it's amazing
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how you got songs from different artists
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all on the same compact disc.
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It's like an all-star game for my ears.
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Oh, hello.
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Yeah, Ashlee, this is...
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- Oh, thank you.
- Mm-hmm.
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This is Dora, the girl that I trounced
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in the presidential election
after she insulted me.
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Oh, right! Alden told me about that.
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From the way he described you,
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I had no idea you were so pretty.
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Well... thank you.
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So you're dating Alden.
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Uh... uh...
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Why?
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Well, why wouldn't I?
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He's the sweetest, most
charming man I've ever met.
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And she's met lots of men.
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He made me believe in myself.
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And even more, he made
me believe in the Lord.
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Yeah, Ashlee is becoming
a member of our church.
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Oh, wonderful. You don't bowl, do you?
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It's just that our ladies'
team has been down a gal
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ever since Louise Polk
had her foot taken.
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Sounds... fun.
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Count me in.
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Yeah, we-we really should be going,
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uh, uh, Sugarplum.
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Don't worry, Dora. You'll
find love too someday.
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Maybe.
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Buddy.
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There's something you
don't know about me.
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Happy to keep it that way.
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In my 20s, after my career
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as a cruise ship
magician didn't pan out,
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I dreamed of being a lawyer.
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But unfortunately, I
couldn't pass the bar.
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Ah, who can?
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See those neon beer
signs, you gotta go in.
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But I did write a brief
letter to the supervising judge
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arguing how grossly unfair
Judge Bell's sentence was,
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vis-Ã -vis Austin's petty vandalism.
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I couldn't have Russell's letter
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spooking Judge Bell
before I could bust him.
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I'm off to mail it right now.
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If only I had... a stamp.
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You know what, let's get
this moving even faster.
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I'll take it.
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I'm going down to the courthouse anyway.
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Another matter.
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W-Wait, if you're parking at a meter,
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you'll need a quarter.
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This is the Royal
Caribbean all over again.
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You will never guess what
I found in Buddy's bed.
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This.
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How do you think it got there?
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How do you think it got there?
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I don't know.
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I mean, do you think that Buddy
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could be interested in women?
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Uh, well, you know him better than me.
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Yeah.
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Guess I just never thought about it.
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Who do you think it could be?
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Uh...
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Well, whoever it is,
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they're pretty trashy.
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Actually, I think
it's sexy and tasteful.
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Maybe if you're a prostitute.
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Sheriff, what a pleasant surprise.
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That almost sounded sincere.
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I do my best.
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You know the other day when
you took that lie detector test?
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Really something how that
machine didn't work on you.
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I hear those babies
are expensive to fix.
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Is it still under warranty?
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Funny thing though.
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After you left, I asked Lionel
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to hook me up to it,
and it worked just fine.
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I wondered, why would
the test work for me
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and not for you?
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Maybe it's more of a "lady-tector" test.
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Come on.
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But then I thought,
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what if Lionel couldn't
get a baseline on you
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because every answer
about yourself was a lie?
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That would mean you
aren't who you say you are,
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Pastor Barlow.
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And given your logic,
that would also mean
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I didn't kill Ray Flores.
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But I have a feeling you know who did.
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And I'm not gonna stop
until I know all about that
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and all about you.
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Turns out, cops and judges
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weren't the only boobs
causing me trouble.
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This is why I told you,
you should never wear bras.
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I don't like lying to my friends, Buddy,
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and I don't like sneaking around.
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Maybe we should just
tell everyone about us.
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No. No, I'm not ready.
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I'm still confused about
the whole gay/straight thing.
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You weren't confused last night.
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Three times.
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Yeah, but on the last one,
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I was pretending you were a dude.
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Look, I don't know if you're confused
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or embarrassed or just afraid
of how people will react,
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but until you figure it out,
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maybe we shouldn't do this anymore.
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Maybe you're right.
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No, this is not one of those moments.
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Still no.
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The plot thickens.
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This was my one shot to
get Austin out of jail.
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But if the FBI saw through me,
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I knew I'd be joining him.
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Okay, let's get you wired.
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What are you doing?
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I was just gonna put this on your lapel.
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Oh, yeah.
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Just I've been through
so many of these things.
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I'm bored.
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- Yeah, right.
- Yeah.
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All right, it's voice-activated,
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so it'll pick up
everything the judge says.
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I take it you're well versed
in tactical memorization.
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Of course.
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Good.
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This is a list of all
the facts about the case
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and questions I want
you to ask the judge.
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Commit to memory.
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Hey.
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What?
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Can't have any leave-behinds.
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Right.
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It's just that... call me old-school,
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I usually eat the paper.
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No agent does that.
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Fact.
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I once at a field manual
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and shit out Old Glory.
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Dare me.
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Man, Cobra, you're something else.
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And don't you forget it.
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Blonde with dark roots.
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Coarse from years of bleaching.
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It could be Alexa's. What's your point?
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That it could have been
Alexa in Buddy's bed.
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Doing what people do in bed.
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You know, when they're
not sleeping or reading
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or watching TV or knitting or...
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I know what people do,
but that's ridiculous.
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Is it?
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Because when I showed her the bra,
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she seemed a little squirrely.
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I know for a fact that Buddy Barlow
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is 100% gay.
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No man can look at me the way he does
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and be a breeder.
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Maybe he's weaning
himself off being gay.
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That's not how it works.
It's not like dairy or carbs.
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Well, something is going on.
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And I'm going to find out what.
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Your Honor, I'm a law and
order guy just like you.
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And I love how you take a hard stance
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against juvenile delinquents,
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but you should let Austin McCain go.
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Why is that?
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Because he's a good kid.
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And believe me, there are
a lot of bad ones out there.
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Real scumbags who deserve to be in jail.
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Harsh language for a man of God.
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Oh, trust me.
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God wants these troublemaking turds
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behind bars as much as you and I do.
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And I can get 'em for you.
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What do you mean for me?
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I mean, for the justice system.
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For America.
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If we work together,
we could get a hundred
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of these pre-pube drug-running
dirtballs off the street.
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Pastor, as much as I appreciate
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your anticrime zeal,
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I am not in the habit of
rescinding my sentences.
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- But, Your Honor...
- I'm sorry.
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Now if you'll excuse
me, I'm due in court.
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You're in a mood.
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You bet I am.
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You know, since my divorce is final
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as of today, I thought we might...
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move it up a notch.
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- Oh?
- Yeah.
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I'm sorry, we have to stop.
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What? What? What?
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What, is it your lady time?
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00:10:45,299 --> 00:10:47,579
Oh, that damn moon!
266
00:10:47,604 --> 00:10:48,900
No, it's not that.
267
00:10:48,902 --> 00:10:51,452
It's just ever since
you've shown me the light
268
00:10:51,477 --> 00:10:53,315
and introduced me to the church,
269
00:10:53,340 --> 00:10:55,540
I want to respect that.
270
00:10:55,542 --> 00:10:57,309
Uh...
271
00:10:57,311 --> 00:10:59,444
What do you mean?
272
00:10:59,446 --> 00:11:02,747
Alden, I love you.
273
00:11:02,749 --> 00:11:04,657
But I don't think we
should have relations
274
00:11:04,682 --> 00:11:06,051
before we get married.
275
00:11:06,053 --> 00:11:07,416
You love me?
276
00:11:09,729 --> 00:11:10,862
Yeah.
277
00:11:14,861 --> 00:11:20,632
♪ The time may come for us to part ♪
278
00:11:20,634 --> 00:11:24,669
♪ But ever since the start ♪
279
00:11:24,671 --> 00:11:28,306
♪ You captured my whole heart ♪
280
00:11:28,308 --> 00:11:31,076
As if failing to save
Austin wasn't bad enough,
281
00:11:31,078 --> 00:11:32,877
now I had to give him the news.
282
00:11:32,879 --> 00:11:35,046
When you gave the
supervising judge my letter,
283
00:11:35,048 --> 00:11:36,748
what did he say?
284
00:11:36,750 --> 00:11:38,249
Uh, he was very impressed.
285
00:11:38,251 --> 00:11:40,385
He's gonna give it
serious consideration.
286
00:11:40,387 --> 00:11:41,976
He said that?
287
00:11:42,001 --> 00:11:43,547
Well, not out loud.
288
00:11:45,400 --> 00:11:46,793
Hey, what's going on?
289
00:11:46,818 --> 00:11:48,664
They're taking me to Murdock.
290
00:11:57,186 --> 00:11:59,262
Come on, Landecker, can't
you just get my kid out?
291
00:11:59,287 --> 00:12:00,887
They'll eat him alive in Murdock.
292
00:12:00,889 --> 00:12:02,181
Sorry, he's gonna have to sit tight
293
00:12:02,206 --> 00:12:03,672
until we nail the judge.
294
00:12:03,725 --> 00:12:06,026
You of all people know
these ops take time.
295
00:12:06,480 --> 00:12:07,582
I gotta go.
296
00:12:09,332 --> 00:12:10,463
Pastor.
297
00:12:10,465 --> 00:12:13,466
We have some big news to share.
298
00:12:13,616 --> 00:12:14,982
Show him, Honeybunch.
299
00:12:15,441 --> 00:12:16,968
We're engaged. Eeh!
300
00:12:16,993 --> 00:12:18,561
Holy s... Schmidt.
301
00:12:18,586 --> 00:12:20,560
That's... that's fast.
302
00:12:20,585 --> 00:12:23,405
Well, Reverend, when you
know something is right,
303
00:12:23,430 --> 00:12:24,952
why wait, huh?
304
00:12:25,108 --> 00:12:27,895
Now I'm gonna go get
us a latte to celebrate,
305
00:12:27,920 --> 00:12:29,766
one with a little heart in the foam.
306
00:12:29,791 --> 00:12:30,717
Ohh.
307
00:12:30,719 --> 00:12:32,516
You are so adorable.
308
00:12:32,541 --> 00:12:33,598
Oh.
309
00:12:33,794 --> 00:12:35,122
She is...
310
00:12:38,615 --> 00:12:40,482
This is all one big con, isn't it?
311
00:12:40,507 --> 00:12:42,407
No, I'm madly in love with him
312
00:12:42,432 --> 00:12:44,483
because he's so incredibly charming.
313
00:12:44,508 --> 00:12:45,756
Jesus, Ashlee.
314
00:12:45,781 --> 00:12:48,315
I could see taking Schmidt
for a few bucks, but marriage?
315
00:12:48,461 --> 00:12:50,105
Why should I keep
sleeping with guys like you
316
00:12:50,130 --> 00:12:51,708
when I can marry him
and be set for life?
317
00:12:51,733 --> 00:12:54,134
Guys like me? You mean big downstairs?
318
00:12:54,300 --> 00:12:56,066
What kinda funhouse mirror
have you been looking in?
319
00:12:56,068 --> 00:12:59,336
Hey, what makes you think I'll
let you do this to Schmidt?
320
00:12:59,338 --> 00:13:02,005
He's one of my favorite
300 or 400 congregants.
321
00:13:02,007 --> 00:13:03,474
You're not gonna say a word.
322
00:13:03,476 --> 00:13:05,075
Yeah, give me one good reason why not.
323
00:13:05,077 --> 00:13:06,944
Because it'd be a real
shame if people found out
324
00:13:06,946 --> 00:13:10,390
their favorite gay pastor likes
banging hookers in the woods
325
00:13:10,415 --> 00:13:11,749
and buying fake passports
326
00:13:11,774 --> 00:13:13,284
and stealing watches and fencing...
327
00:13:13,309 --> 00:13:14,266
I said one.
328
00:13:14,291 --> 00:13:15,786
The order is in.
329
00:13:15,788 --> 00:13:18,021
Now, until I make the
formal announcement,
330
00:13:18,322 --> 00:13:20,891
not a word of this to anyone, huh?
331
00:13:21,346 --> 00:13:22,125
Oh, don't worry.
332
00:13:22,127 --> 00:13:24,127
I wouldn't know what word to use anyway.
333
00:13:24,129 --> 00:13:25,929
Well, mum.
334
00:13:25,931 --> 00:13:27,064
Oh!
335
00:13:27,066 --> 00:13:29,166
Excuse me, kids.
336
00:13:31,103 --> 00:13:32,567
Alexa, what's up?
337
00:13:32,592 --> 00:13:34,838
Just so you know, Dora found
a blonde hair in your bed.
338
00:13:34,840 --> 00:13:37,207
She was just here, trying
to match it to mine.
339
00:13:37,209 --> 00:13:38,809
Damn. Did you deny?
340
00:13:38,811 --> 00:13:41,311
Well, yeah, but I don't
think she's buying it.
341
00:13:41,313 --> 00:13:43,147
Maybe we should just come clean.
342
00:13:43,149 --> 00:13:45,249
No. We can't tell the truth.
343
00:13:45,251 --> 00:13:46,613
That's not our thing.
344
00:13:48,487 --> 00:13:51,321
Okay, here's what I want you to do.
345
00:13:51,323 --> 00:13:52,589
Okay.
346
00:14:05,738 --> 00:14:07,418
Judge.
347
00:14:07,443 --> 00:14:10,277
Is there somewhere we
can speak privately?
348
00:14:10,856 --> 00:14:13,687
I gave some thought to what
you said in my chambers.
349
00:14:13,999 --> 00:14:15,646
I believe we think alike
350
00:14:15,648 --> 00:14:17,958
when it comes to these young miscreants.
351
00:14:18,391 --> 00:14:22,617
Right, but first let's talk
about these lowlife kids.
352
00:14:23,289 --> 00:14:24,687
And how we're gonna
get 'em off the streets
353
00:14:24,712 --> 00:14:25,956
and into jail.
354
00:14:26,238 --> 00:14:28,325
As many as you can send me,
355
00:14:28,660 --> 00:14:30,093
Murdock has room for them.
356
00:14:30,473 --> 00:14:32,229
Huh.
357
00:14:32,590 --> 00:14:33,730
Is there a problem?
358
00:14:33,732 --> 00:14:35,532
Well...
359
00:14:36,008 --> 00:14:39,102
it's just that so much of a pastor's day
360
00:14:39,104 --> 00:14:40,771
is spent fundraising.
361
00:14:40,773 --> 00:14:44,066
That doesn't leave much time
for helping out law enforcement.
362
00:14:47,413 --> 00:14:49,546
I see.
363
00:14:49,548 --> 00:14:51,801
What if my associates
at Murdock Correctional
364
00:14:51,826 --> 00:14:55,919
were to provide you with a
$1,000 per head finder's fee?
365
00:14:55,921 --> 00:14:58,288
A thousand dollars?
366
00:14:58,290 --> 00:15:00,724
These are kids we're talking about here.
367
00:15:01,067 --> 00:15:04,147
Aren't their lives worth
at least two grand to me?
368
00:15:05,391 --> 00:15:06,805
I'll give you $1,200.
369
00:15:08,180 --> 00:15:09,333
Deal.
370
00:15:12,320 --> 00:15:13,819
I'll be in touch.
371
00:15:13,927 --> 00:15:15,906
Judge.
372
00:15:19,144 --> 00:15:22,679
Did you hear that? He
offered me cash for kids.
373
00:15:22,681 --> 00:15:25,055
Boo-ya!
374
00:15:27,219 --> 00:15:28,651
Oh, shit.
375
00:15:29,752 --> 00:15:31,129
I'd screwed up again,
376
00:15:31,154 --> 00:15:33,033
but there was nothing I
could do till tomorrow.
377
00:15:33,058 --> 00:15:35,092
Tonight, I had another problem to solve.
378
00:15:35,094 --> 00:15:36,293
Good night, Buddy.
379
00:15:36,295 --> 00:15:39,263
Dora, could you come up here, please?
380
00:15:40,976 --> 00:15:42,475
Come in.
381
00:15:45,604 --> 00:15:48,805
Oh, my, what's all this?
382
00:15:48,807 --> 00:15:51,575
Oh, just some stuff I've been
collecting for homeless women.
383
00:15:51,577 --> 00:15:53,545
I'm just not sure it's sexy enough.
384
00:15:53,570 --> 00:15:55,443
Excuse me? Why would it matter...
385
00:15:55,468 --> 00:15:56,847
- Think about it, Dora.
- Okay.
386
00:15:56,849 --> 00:15:59,616
Have you ever seen a
really sexy homeless woman?
387
00:15:59,618 --> 00:16:02,853
Uh...
388
00:16:02,855 --> 00:16:04,054
No.
389
00:16:04,056 --> 00:16:05,834
Everyone knows the hotter you look,
390
00:16:05,859 --> 00:16:08,292
the more likely you are to have a home.
391
00:16:08,294 --> 00:16:11,461
So the quicker I get
these ladies looking great
392
00:16:11,463 --> 00:16:13,230
and feeling good about themselves,
393
00:16:13,232 --> 00:16:15,465
the quicker they'll
have a place to live.
394
00:16:15,467 --> 00:16:18,635
I just... I don't... I'm not
so sure that it works that way.
395
00:16:18,637 --> 00:16:20,319
Well, maybe it does, maybe it doesn't,
396
00:16:20,344 --> 00:16:23,240
but don't we owe it to our
homeless sisters to find out?
397
00:16:23,242 --> 00:16:26,276
Well, what about the homeless guys?
398
00:16:26,278 --> 00:16:28,045
Well, a lot of them
are drunks and wackos.
399
00:16:28,047 --> 00:16:29,578
There's only so much I can do.
400
00:16:30,916 --> 00:16:34,895
Well, I may not always
agree with your methods,
401
00:16:34,920 --> 00:16:38,088
but it's good to know, as always,
402
00:16:38,090 --> 00:16:39,990
your heart is in the right place.
403
00:16:39,992 --> 00:16:41,491
Thanks.
404
00:16:41,493 --> 00:16:46,229
By the way, I could have
sworn I had a red bra in here.
405
00:16:46,371 --> 00:16:47,738
You haven't seen one, have you?
406
00:16:48,550 --> 00:16:51,101
I will keep my eyes open for that,
407
00:16:51,103 --> 00:16:53,770
but, oh boy, I gotta go. But good night.
408
00:16:53,772 --> 00:16:55,138
- Night.
- Yeah.
409
00:17:00,279 --> 00:17:01,912
Alexa, it worked.
410
00:17:01,914 --> 00:17:03,847
You can come over and
get your stuff back.
411
00:17:03,849 --> 00:17:05,449
Yes!
412
00:17:05,451 --> 00:17:07,584
With the bra problem off my back,
413
00:17:07,586 --> 00:17:09,987
I thought it was time
to reconnect with Alexa
414
00:17:09,989 --> 00:17:12,589
and give her a good laugh.
415
00:17:15,961 --> 00:17:19,129
Well, hello.
416
00:17:21,234 --> 00:17:23,266
One thing I never
thought I'd say to you,
417
00:17:23,594 --> 00:17:25,356
I have that same bra.
418
00:17:26,171 --> 00:17:28,215
Clearly we both have great taste.
419
00:17:28,684 --> 00:17:31,208
One thing I always knew I'd say to you,
420
00:17:31,503 --> 00:17:33,010
you're under arrest.
421
00:17:39,614 --> 00:17:41,381
Thanks for letting me change.
422
00:17:41,383 --> 00:17:43,183
It wasn't for you. It was for me.
423
00:17:43,185 --> 00:17:45,752
I'm still trying to get
that picture out of my brain.
424
00:17:45,754 --> 00:17:47,815
Listen, I don't know how
many times I have to tell you.
425
00:17:47,840 --> 00:17:49,589
I didn't kill Ray Flores.
426
00:17:49,591 --> 00:17:51,543
Oh, I'm not arresting you for that.
427
00:17:51,568 --> 00:17:53,501
We know who the killer is.
428
00:17:53,628 --> 00:17:56,596
Ballistics traced it
back to a Jasmine Evans.
429
00:17:56,598 --> 00:17:59,232
Then what are you arresting me for?
430
00:17:59,234 --> 00:18:02,969
Remember when I gave
you this little present?
431
00:18:04,573 --> 00:18:06,840
It's got a listening device in it.
432
00:18:06,842 --> 00:18:09,976
Heard every sound you've
made over the past few days,
433
00:18:10,379 --> 00:18:13,215
including the incessant masturbation.
434
00:18:13,903 --> 00:18:15,815
Uh, that's not illegal.
435
00:18:15,817 --> 00:18:18,139
It ain't normal.
436
00:18:18,164 --> 00:18:19,405
When I got a warrant for this,
437
00:18:19,430 --> 00:18:21,398
I knew you'd say
something incriminating,
438
00:18:21,423 --> 00:18:23,189
and today you did.
439
00:18:23,191 --> 00:18:25,597
You're under arrest
for attempted bribery
440
00:18:25,622 --> 00:18:27,422
of a public official.
441
00:18:27,529 --> 00:18:28,769
But I didn't...
442
00:18:29,764 --> 00:18:33,233
Wait, you have the judge and me on tape?
443
00:18:33,235 --> 00:18:34,534
Mm-hmm.
444
00:18:35,743 --> 00:18:38,815
Sheriff, I'm gonna give you a big kiss.
445
00:18:38,840 --> 00:18:40,373
You do, you'll get maced.
446
00:18:40,375 --> 00:18:42,141
Okay.
447
00:18:47,682 --> 00:18:49,382
You talked to the sheriff?
448
00:18:49,384 --> 00:18:50,450
I filled her in.
449
00:18:50,452 --> 00:18:52,552
You're good to go, Cobra.
450
00:19:05,467 --> 00:19:08,968
You're free to leave, Agent.
451
00:19:13,499 --> 00:19:15,208
Sorry I couldn't tell you anything,
452
00:19:15,210 --> 00:19:20,480
but you understand I was
and still am deep undercover.
453
00:19:20,851 --> 00:19:22,882
I suppose.
454
00:19:23,952 --> 00:19:26,219
Your apology is accepted.
455
00:19:26,221 --> 00:19:27,887
I didn't apologize.
456
00:19:28,487 --> 00:19:30,490
Feels like you want to.
457
00:19:32,561 --> 00:19:34,561
There it is!
458
00:19:34,563 --> 00:19:36,061
You're forgiven.
459
00:19:38,800 --> 00:19:40,900
I was wrong about you. You came through.
460
00:19:40,902 --> 00:19:42,802
Oh, don't thank me. He's
the one who got you out,
461
00:19:42,804 --> 00:19:44,973
thanks to his brilliant legal letter.
462
00:19:45,200 --> 00:19:46,139
Wait, really?
463
00:19:46,141 --> 00:19:48,408
I want to be falsely
modest, but I just can't.
464
00:19:48,410 --> 00:19:49,725
Yes, it was me.
465
00:19:49,750 --> 00:19:52,545
And I wouldn't mention any
of this to Russell's brother.
466
00:19:52,547 --> 00:19:55,415
But if you do, remember I saved the day.
467
00:19:55,706 --> 00:19:56,919
All right.
468
00:19:57,084 --> 00:19:59,903
- Time to celebrate.
- What's the occasion?
469
00:19:59,928 --> 00:20:01,154
I talked to the sheriff.
470
00:20:01,179 --> 00:20:02,439
She's not going after us anymore.
471
00:20:02,464 --> 00:20:03,369
We're in the clear.
472
00:20:03,394 --> 00:20:04,780
That's fantastic.
473
00:20:05,203 --> 00:20:06,116
Oh.
474
00:20:07,624 --> 00:20:09,017
And I've been thinking,
475
00:20:10,220 --> 00:20:12,065
I'm not confused anymore.
476
00:20:12,257 --> 00:20:13,468
I don't know how it's gonna work,
477
00:20:13,493 --> 00:20:15,084
but I know I need you in my life.
478
00:20:17,448 --> 00:20:19,639
I thought that would
get a better reaction.
479
00:20:25,324 --> 00:20:26,446
Who are you?
480
00:20:26,448 --> 00:20:27,781
I'm her husband.
481
00:20:29,396 --> 00:20:31,096
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