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- I got to tell you, ray,
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This is the worst bachelor party
I've ever been to.
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- I'm enjoying it.
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- come on.
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It's his last chance for fun
Before he moves out
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And becomes mr. Amy macdougall.
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Besides,
What are you complaining about?
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You've won every hand.
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- it's three people.
I'm up 35¢.
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- how many you want?
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- three.
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[knock at door]
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- all right...
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What'd you guys do?
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Who's this gonna be?
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Hector?
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- I need to show a guy
The apartment.
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- yeah, but, hector,
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I'm right in the middle
Of my bachelor party.
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- we'll just be one second.
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This is the living room,
And here is the kitchen.
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The bedroom's back there.
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Don't worry,
I have a chemical
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That will completely
Take care of the smell.
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- I'm kinda looking
For something a little bigger.
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- bigger?
No, no, no.
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He's lived here
For four years,
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And he's muy grande.
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- that's okay.
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Sorry to bother you guys.
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- all right,
So where were we?
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Hector.
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Hector.
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- you said your disposal
Is broken.
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- I called you three months ago.
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- so here I am.
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- look, hector, if...
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[disposal rattling]
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- all right, come on.
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Forget about it.
How many you want?
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- give me two.
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[pager beeping]
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- oh, wait a minute.
That's my beeper.
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- so.
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- this is that waitress I met.
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She said she'd page me if we
Could hook up after work.
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- well, so call her and tell her
You'll see her later.
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- ray, this girl
Is into me right now.
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Time is my enemy.
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- well, whoa, wait.
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It's the middle of the party.
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- hey, I'm sorry, man.
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I mean, you understand, right?
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- oh, yeah, of course.
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I mean, I'm getting married,
But I'm still a guy, right?
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- thanks, robert.
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Hey,
Congratulations on your wedding.
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Amy's a great girl.
I wish you all the best.
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Let's go, ray.
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- I'm not--I'm not going.
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- my car is at your house,
You idiot.
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You've got to drive me back.
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- oh.
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All right, look, I'll just-
I'll drive him,
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And then--
And then I'll come back for you.
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- no, lookit,
Don't worry about it.
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It's fine, ray.
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- what do you mean?
Of course I'm coming back.
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This is your special night.
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[disposal rattling]
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- no, listen, it's okay.
It's getting late.
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You probably have a lot of stuff
To do tomorrow.
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- well, all right.
You sure?
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- oh, yeah, yeah,
This was fun.
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I had a great time.
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- yeah, it was fun.
- all right.
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- all right.
Come on, you dope.
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- well, all finished.
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- oh, thanks, hector.
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- robert,
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Let me ask you just man to man,
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What is that smell?
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- hey.
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- hey.
What are you doing home?
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- nothing.
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We had the party,
And it's done.
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- the bachelor party's
Over already?
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- yep.
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- ray, it's 8:30.
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- hey, uh, I want
Some of this jell-o,
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But I don't want to get a spoon.
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Is that gonna upset you?
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- raymond, how could you?
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- what?
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- we just got off the phone
With robert.
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- he told us about
Your so-called party.
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You completely let him down
On his special night.
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- what?
We had a good time.
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- then why did he sound
So depressed?
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- because he's robert.
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- he told me he spent
The last half hour
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Gambling with his super.
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- oh, well, see?
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The party kept going
Even after I left.
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- he lost his security deposit.
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- how is that a party?
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- look, this is what
Robert wanted.
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When we talked about it,
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He said,
"Don't make a big deal."
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- well, of course
He said that.
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When someone says,
"Don't make a big deal,"
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It always means
Make a big deal.
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- no, no. Robert doesn't do
That womanish double-talk.
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- actually,
He's been talking about
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A bachelor party for months.
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- he has?
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- yes;
He was all excited
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Wondering what you
Had in store for him.
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I'm sorry, ray.
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I don't want to make you
Feel bad about this.
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I just think that maybe you...
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Really screwed up.
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- oh.
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- raymond, you're gonna have
To give him another party.
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- what?
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- yes, and this time, do it
The way you're supposed to.
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Make it a big deal.
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- debra's right.
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- ray, he's your brother.
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Make it something
He'll remember.
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- are you giving me permission
To get a stripper?
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[together]
No.
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- well, what, then?
What are we talkin' about?
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- just make a fun party,
A big shindig.
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- a "Shindig"?
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- oh, could he invite
My father and my brother?
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- of course he can.
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- well, wait a minute;
They hardly know robert...
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Or like him.
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- you know, actually, this party
Could be the first step
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In bringing everybody together
And ending the tension.
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Ooh, now I am
Getting excited.
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- ooh, me too.
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- listen, ask frank if he can
Have it at the lodge.
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- he can make it
A surprise party.
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- ooh, yes.
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And when robert comes in,
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Everybody should sing
"For he's a jolly good fellow."
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- oh. Can you imagine
His face?
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- oh. And I'll tell
His cousin gerard
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To bring his accordion.
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- I love gerard.
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Oh, that sounds wonderful.
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Ray, make sure
When you call the guys
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You to tell 'em
It's a surprise party.
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- oh, they'll be surprised.
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- ray, you're doing this.
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- I'm not having a shindiggy,
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Accordionic sing-a-long
At the lodge.
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I mean,
Do you hear yourselves?
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This is as lame as it gets.
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- no, raymond.
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When a person breaks the heart
Of his only brother...
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That's as lame as it gets.
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- all right.
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- ooh, good.
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Thank you, raymond.
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- yes, thanks, ray.
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- this is a good thing
You're doing.
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You know, whether someone
Says so or not,
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Everybody likes to be
Treated special.
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- listen, if you want to
Treat me special right now...
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- I'm a little tired.
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I've got jell-o.
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- hey, garvin.
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- hey, ray's here.
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Ha ha ha ha ha.
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- listen,
What are you doing?
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You're supposed to be outside
Watching for robert.
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Come on.
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- oh, yeah.
I'd better get out there.
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Hey, look out.
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- ray, you know,
They got no alcohol here.
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- what do you mean?
There's a bar right here.
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- you're supposed to bring
Your own liquor, dopey.
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We don't keep liquor here
At the lodge.
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- you guys swim naked together.
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You--you're telling me
There's no alcohol involved?
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- no, we lost
Our liquor license
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After vinnie tried to shoot
An owl with a flare gun.
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- so a bachelor party
With no alcohol.
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Nice goin', ray.
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- hey, ray, check it out.
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[playing
"For he's a jolly good fellow"]
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- that's good.
It's good. It's good.
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You know what?
Why don't you do it over there.
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This way, when he comes in...
You're over there.
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- sure.
I'll stay limber.
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[continues playing]
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- hey, ray,
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Let me use your belt
So I can hang myself.
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- come on, huh?
It's not that bad.
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- uh...Yeah, it is.
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- hello, raymond.
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- oh, hey.
Hi, hank.
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- well, if it isn't
Hickory and dickory.
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- hello, frank.
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- hello, hickory.
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- dad, come on.
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Guys, I'm really glad
You could come.
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- well, amy had
A long talk with me,
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And she's asked me to...
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Make an effort
With your family.
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- and I'm gonna
Make an effort,
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Because I'm a christian.
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- hey, ray, you want
To liven things up?
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I'll put in a call
To carol.
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She's a real favorite
At these kind of events.
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- oh, my.
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- no, that's okay.
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Look, stan, no strippers.
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- good for you, raymond.
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- no strippers?
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- no strippers?
- come on.
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- I had my boss
Pay me in singles.
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- we're out of here, ray.
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- whoa, whoa, whoa.
No, you guys can't leave, man.
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- no drinking?
No strippers?
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I'm a married man.
You can't do this to me.
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- look, I'm sorry, all right?
Come on, guys.
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Everybody come here, please.
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Listen, everybody,
Please listen to me.
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I'm under
A lot of pressure here
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To make sure robert
Has a good time, okay?
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Now, I'm sorry
There's no drinks.
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I'm sorry
There's no strippers.
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[discontented chattering]
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All right, I know.
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Look, we could all watch tv
Till robert gets here, okay?
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There, watch the game.
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Everybody, please,
Just watch the game.
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Hey. Hey. Hey.
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What...
What the hell is this?
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- it's the banner you ordered.
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- it's supposed to say
"Congratulations, robert."
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- I think on the phone
You said, "Woody."
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- no. No.
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Robert.
"Congratulations, robert."
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I can't use this.
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- well, we've got some balloons,
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But we can't blow 'em up.
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- look, just get something.
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We'll cover up the "Woody" part.
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Just get something,
And we'll cover it up.
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- hey, ray.
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What's goin' on?
257
00:11:50,833 --> 00:11:52,000
Who's woody?
258
00:11:54,733 --> 00:11:57,667
- you are.
259
00:11:59,067 --> 00:12:00,167
- what?
260
00:12:00,200 --> 00:12:02,633
[playing
"For he's a jolly good fellow"]
261
00:12:02,667 --> 00:12:05,033
- * for he's
A jolly good fellow *
262
00:12:05,067 --> 00:12:09,233
* for he's
A jolly good fellow *
263
00:12:09,267 --> 00:12:11,667
* which nobody can deny
264
00:12:11,700 --> 00:12:13,667
- whoo-hoo.
265
00:12:16,467 --> 00:12:18,100
They were supposed
To sing along,
266
00:12:18,133 --> 00:12:21,333
But I forgot to tell 'em.
267
00:12:21,367 --> 00:12:22,333
- wow.
268
00:12:22,367 --> 00:12:25,000
So all these people
Are here...For me?
269
00:12:25,033 --> 00:12:28,533
- yeah, yeah, it's your, uh,
Surprise bachelor party.
270
00:12:28,567 --> 00:12:29,800
Surprise.
271
00:12:29,833 --> 00:12:32,067
[all, weakly]
Surprise.
272
00:12:32,100 --> 00:12:33,767
- wow.
273
00:12:33,800 --> 00:12:37,100
I had no idea.
Thank you.
274
00:12:37,133 --> 00:12:38,433
You know, when mom told me
To come down here
275
00:12:38,467 --> 00:12:41,667
With a change of pants for dad,
I was prepared for the worst.
276
00:12:43,533 --> 00:12:45,033
- yeah.
277
00:12:46,500 --> 00:12:50,133
- but you already had a party
For me at my apartment.
278
00:12:50,167 --> 00:12:51,967
- yeah, but that was lame.
279
00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:55,133
Or--or the decoy or something.
280
00:12:55,167 --> 00:12:56,533
That was pretty good, right?
281
00:12:56,567 --> 00:12:58,567
- oh.
282
00:12:58,600 --> 00:13:00,500
- he's coming.
283
00:13:06,900 --> 00:13:08,167
- yeah, uh...
284
00:13:08,200 --> 00:13:10,100
He's actually right here,
Garvin.
285
00:13:10,133 --> 00:13:11,500
- oh.
286
00:13:11,533 --> 00:13:14,167
I saw him get out of the car.
287
00:13:14,200 --> 00:13:17,333
But then I must have dozed off.
288
00:13:25,567 --> 00:13:27,100
- wow, raymond.
289
00:13:27,133 --> 00:13:29,400
So you did all of this
For me, huh?
290
00:13:29,433 --> 00:13:30,567
- yeah.
291
00:13:30,600 --> 00:13:33,933
- the place looks great.
292
00:13:33,967 --> 00:13:35,967
- you like this?
293
00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:37,600
- who wouldn't?
294
00:13:38,433 --> 00:13:40,800
- well...That's great.
295
00:13:40,833 --> 00:13:43,300
All right, good.
I'm glad you're happy.
296
00:13:43,333 --> 00:13:45,567
- what are you saying, raymond?
297
00:13:45,600 --> 00:13:48,033
You're glad that I'm happy?
298
00:13:48,067 --> 00:13:50,500
- yeah. Actually, yeah.
299
00:13:51,967 --> 00:13:54,200
Hey, hey.
Look who's here.
300
00:13:54,233 --> 00:13:55,533
- hello, robert.
301
00:13:55,567 --> 00:13:56,767
Congratulations.
302
00:13:56,800 --> 00:13:58,933
- yeah, dude.
303
00:13:58,967 --> 00:14:01,100
- how are you?
304
00:14:01,133 --> 00:14:02,133
You know, I gotta tell ya,
305
00:14:02,167 --> 00:14:05,333
That you two came
Really means a lot to me.
306
00:14:05,367 --> 00:14:06,933
- yeah, it's good.
It's nice.
307
00:14:06,967 --> 00:14:08,533
Hank, you want some soda?
308
00:14:08,567 --> 00:14:11,700
- actually, I never drink
Carbonated beverages.
309
00:14:16,633 --> 00:14:17,467
- so how are you doing?
310
00:14:17,500 --> 00:14:18,933
- oh,
I'm doing great.
311
00:14:18,967 --> 00:14:19,867
I mean, this is nice.
312
00:14:19,900 --> 00:14:21,800
It's nice to have
All these friends here.
313
00:14:21,833 --> 00:14:23,167
- yeah.
314
00:14:23,200 --> 00:14:24,867
So, uh, amy told me
315
00:14:24,900 --> 00:14:28,200
That ray threw you another one
Of these parties last week.
316
00:14:28,233 --> 00:14:29,933
Like, uh, a really bad one, huh?
317
00:14:29,967 --> 00:14:32,733
- yeah.
Yeah, the decoy.
318
00:14:32,767 --> 00:14:36,333
- oh...That was a decoy.
319
00:14:36,367 --> 00:14:38,700
Jeez, well, you know,
Now I'm confused,
320
00:14:38,733 --> 00:14:44,067
Because, um, I had heard
That because of that one,
321
00:14:44,100 --> 00:14:46,500
Amy, debra, and your mom
322
00:14:46,533 --> 00:14:49,767
Forced ray into
Throwing this one.
323
00:14:49,800 --> 00:14:51,567
Yeah.
324
00:14:51,600 --> 00:14:54,500
No, I mean, jeez,
Amy begged us to come,
325
00:14:54,533 --> 00:14:55,733
But, uh...
326
00:14:55,767 --> 00:14:57,900
Hey, it turned out great, right?
327
00:14:57,933 --> 00:14:59,567
Look, everyone's having a blast.
328
00:15:07,400 --> 00:15:08,833
Jeez.
329
00:15:08,867 --> 00:15:12,067
Your brother must
Really love you, there...
330
00:15:12,100 --> 00:15:15,367
Woody.
331
00:15:16,467 --> 00:15:19,100
Ray, hey, happenin' party.
332
00:15:19,133 --> 00:15:20,667
- what the hell
Is wrong with you?
333
00:15:20,700 --> 00:15:21,700
- what?
334
00:15:21,733 --> 00:15:22,933
- why would you say that to him?
335
00:15:22,967 --> 00:15:25,800
- I don't know what
You're talking about.
336
00:15:25,833 --> 00:15:26,867
Dad?
337
00:15:26,900 --> 00:15:29,000
I think I'm getting
One of my dizzy spells.
338
00:15:29,033 --> 00:15:30,667
Do you think maybe
We could leave now?
339
00:15:30,700 --> 00:15:31,900
- but we just got here.
340
00:15:31,933 --> 00:15:33,633
- you know, ray,
I would love
341
00:15:33,667 --> 00:15:34,800
To stay here
And talk with you,
342
00:15:34,833 --> 00:15:39,167
But I am really getting
Light-headed here, sorry.
343
00:15:39,200 --> 00:15:43,733
Is someone wearing
A citrus-based cologne?
344
00:15:43,767 --> 00:15:44,600
Come on, dad--
345
00:15:44,633 --> 00:15:45,700
- no, no.
I want to talk to you.
346
00:15:45,733 --> 00:15:47,267
- hey, hey, hey.
347
00:15:47,300 --> 00:15:52,100
Now, don't go all mafia
On me here, okay?
348
00:15:52,133 --> 00:15:53,900
- maybe we should
Go home, son.
349
00:15:53,933 --> 00:15:55,633
You can lie down in the van.
350
00:15:55,667 --> 00:15:57,667
Raymond, thanks so much
For inviting us.
351
00:15:57,700 --> 00:16:01,533
I enjoyed the fact that you
Didn't have stripping women.
352
00:16:05,900 --> 00:16:08,100
- why didn't you punch that guy
In the nose?
353
00:16:08,133 --> 00:16:10,167
- all right, dad, not now, okay?
354
00:16:10,200 --> 00:16:13,400
- I was ready
To deck that hank.
355
00:16:13,433 --> 00:16:16,500
- okay, everybody go back
To partying. Go.
356
00:16:18,633 --> 00:16:22,467
Hey, listen, robert,
Sorry, you know, about him.
357
00:16:22,500 --> 00:16:24,500
He's crazy.
You know him.
358
00:16:24,533 --> 00:16:29,667
He's peter, peter,
Ritalin eater.
359
00:16:31,300 --> 00:16:33,567
- it's true what he said,
Raymond, isn't it?
360
00:16:33,600 --> 00:16:34,667
- what?
361
00:16:34,700 --> 00:16:36,933
- well, that the girls made you
Throw me this party
362
00:16:36,967 --> 00:16:40,467
And that the other one
Wasn't a decoy and...
363
00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:42,667
That that was all
You were gonna do.
364
00:16:42,700 --> 00:16:44,200
- no, man.
No. No.
365
00:16:44,233 --> 00:16:46,800
- now, now, look, raymond,
It's okay.
366
00:16:46,833 --> 00:16:48,500
I know you.
367
00:16:48,533 --> 00:16:51,033
I know that sometimes
You can be a little selfish
368
00:16:51,067 --> 00:16:55,333
And thoughtless...
Dishonest.
369
00:16:55,367 --> 00:16:57,867
You remember halloween...
370
00:16:57,900 --> 00:17:01,367
1967?
371
00:17:01,400 --> 00:17:04,267
You unwrapped a chocolate bar
Out of my bag
372
00:17:04,300 --> 00:17:07,367
And replaced it
With a cat poo.
373
00:17:14,267 --> 00:17:17,067
- I'm sorry.
374
00:17:17,100 --> 00:17:19,000
I don't blame you
For being mad at me.
375
00:17:19,033 --> 00:17:22,600
- I'm not mad at you, raymond.
376
00:17:22,633 --> 00:17:24,567
And you know why?
377
00:17:24,600 --> 00:17:29,433
- because somewhere there's
A cat poo waiting for me?
378
00:17:30,733 --> 00:17:32,967
- no.
379
00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:35,300
In spite of all of this,
380
00:17:35,333 --> 00:17:37,733
When you said
That you were happy,
381
00:17:37,767 --> 00:17:40,133
That I was happy,
382
00:17:40,167 --> 00:17:41,600
You meant that.
383
00:17:43,733 --> 00:17:49,033
And that was the best surprise.
384
00:17:49,067 --> 00:17:51,233
- yeah, okay--
- no, no.
385
00:17:51,267 --> 00:17:55,733
No, you...You meant that.
386
00:17:55,767 --> 00:17:57,700
And that means the most to me.
387
00:18:00,300 --> 00:18:03,200
I've got to hug you.
Come here.
388
00:18:06,800 --> 00:18:09,733
Come here.
389
00:18:13,800 --> 00:18:17,133
- hey, you want to get out
Of here and get some drinks?
390
00:18:17,167 --> 00:18:18,400
- that would be great.
391
00:18:18,433 --> 00:18:20,367
- hey, hey, guys,
We're hittin' a bar.
392
00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:22,133
- whoo.
- let's go.
393
00:18:38,633 --> 00:18:41,767
- hey, look.
They served cake.
394
00:18:46,267 --> 00:18:48,667
- good ol' woody.
395
00:18:55,867 --> 00:18:59,567
- try one of these.
396
00:18:59,600 --> 00:19:01,400
Both: hi.
397
00:19:04,867 --> 00:19:07,767
- hello, ladies.
398
00:19:07,800 --> 00:19:09,967
- did you boys have a good time?
399
00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:12,467
- yes, we did.
400
00:19:12,500 --> 00:19:15,867
- so good that we had to
Take a cab home.
401
00:19:15,900 --> 00:19:19,533
- well, why don't you
Tell them everything?
402
00:19:19,567 --> 00:19:22,600
Hi, mommy.
403
00:19:24,700 --> 00:19:27,967
- oh, I love to see
You boys like this.
404
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,900
- loaded?
405
00:19:30,933 --> 00:19:33,633
- no, happy.
Look at them.
406
00:19:33,667 --> 00:19:36,567
- so the party
Was a big success, huh?
407
00:19:36,600 --> 00:19:40,200
- the party...Stunk.
408
00:19:40,233 --> 00:19:42,100
But never underestimate
The importance
409
00:19:42,133 --> 00:19:45,267
Of the after party.
410
00:19:45,300 --> 00:19:46,767
- yes.
- no.
411
00:19:46,800 --> 00:19:47,833
- yes.
- no.
412
00:19:47,867 --> 00:19:48,967
- yes.
- no.
413
00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:53,900
- yes.
- yes. Hah.
414
00:19:53,933 --> 00:19:56,167
- uh-oh.
415
00:19:56,200 --> 00:19:58,100
So what did you guys do?
416
00:19:58,133 --> 00:20:00,333
- enough talking.
417
00:20:00,367 --> 00:20:04,733
Maybe you should take me home.
418
00:20:06,867 --> 00:20:08,433
- oh, my.
419
00:20:08,467 --> 00:20:10,333
- I bet there were strippers.
420
00:20:10,367 --> 00:20:12,467
Were there strippers?
421
00:20:12,500 --> 00:20:14,233
- no.
422
00:20:14,267 --> 00:20:16,600
That's why we're here.
423
00:20:19,600 --> 00:20:22,600
Hi.
424
00:20:25,200 --> 00:20:29,800
- oh, god.
Every woman's dream.
425
00:20:29,833 --> 00:20:33,467
- I can imagine what's
Waiting for me at home.
426
00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:39,733
Good night.
427
00:20:47,933 --> 00:20:49,233
- shall we?
428
00:20:50,633 --> 00:20:53,033
- I've never seen you
Like this.
429
00:20:53,067 --> 00:20:57,667
You're not gonna throw up,
Are you?
430
00:20:57,700 --> 00:21:02,067
- I already did.
431
00:21:02,100 --> 00:21:06,200
- [sighs]
432
00:21:14,900 --> 00:21:17,567
What are you looking at?
433
00:21:18,600 --> 00:21:20,433
- nothin'.
434
00:21:20,467 --> 00:21:24,700
But I know I'm goin' upstairs
With one of you two.
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