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- I wrestled with it, Mr. Grayson.
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Let it roll around in my mind.
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Then it hit me.
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Bottom line, 20 years in public relations,
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this little notion is the capper.
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Puzzled, sure you are.
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A little, a little background first.
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You're hiram c. Grayson,
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affectionately known as Mr. Tobacco.
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You sold 13 trillion cigarettes
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in your lifetime, Mr.
Grayson, 13 trillion.
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Now, let's turn to Alfred
nobel, remember him?
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He invented dynamite,
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maybe a hundred devices
for high explosives.
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One of the great contributors
to modern warfare.
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Made a billion dollars selling munitions.
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You and alf nobel have a
lot in common, Mr. Grayson,
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because you spent a
lifetime selling cigarettes,
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and he spent a lifetime selling munitions.
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Beginning to see the analogy?
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Forget it, the question's obscure.
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Let me hang a lantern on it.
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You didn't remember that nobel
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made his fortune selling munitions.
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I had to remind you, but why is that?
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Because Alfred nobel spent
a fraction of that fortune
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creating the nobel peace prize.
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Get the point?
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The peace prize never did interfere
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with Mr. Nobel's business.
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The world went right on buying his product
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for all its wars.
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Ready for the big question?
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It's jumping right out
of the pan, bottom line.
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- We are going to offer 25 million dollars
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to some town in america that
will quit smoking for 30 days?
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- Ain't we tobacco people
got trouble enough?
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- Dumbest, damn, dumb
ass thing I ever heard.
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Man oughta be put away coming around here
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with a scheme like that.
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If you ain't a bird turd.
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- We did all we're
gonna do for the public.
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We offered to get outta
radio and TV now, didn't we?
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- That's right, and we diversified.
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- Now, what the god damn hell
does that got to do with it?
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- Overlooking, overlooking,
overlooking, gentlemen.
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0-v-e-r, over, overlooking.
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You're overlooking one thing gentlemen.
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Have you ever seen a whole
office building give up smoking?
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- No, not exactly.
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- A whole neighborhood?
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So, for 25 million dollars,
a 100 million dollars,
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where are you going to find a whole town
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that will give up smoking?
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I mean, be, be reasonable, gentlemen.
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J” he gives us all his love j“
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j” he gives us all his love j“
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j” he's smiling down on us from up above j”
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j” he's giving us all his love j”
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j” he knows how hard we're trying j”
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j” he hears the babies crying j'
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j” he sees the old folks dying j“
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j” he gives us all his love j“
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j” he gives us all his love j“
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j” he gives us all his love j“
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j” he smiling down on us from up above j”
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j” he's giving us all his love j”
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j” now if you need someone to talk to j'
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j” you can always to talk to him j”
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j” and if you need someone to lean on j“
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j” you can lean him j”
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j” he gives us all his love j“
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j” he gives us all his love j“
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j” he's smiling down on us from up above j”
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j” and he's giving us all his love j”
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J” I love the lord j“
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j” I hear the lord j”
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j” I love the lord j“
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j” I love the lord j“
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j” I love the lord j“
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j” I love the lord j“
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j” I love the lord j“
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j” I love the lord j“
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j” I love the lord j“
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j” I hear the lord j”
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j” I want the world to know
that I love the lord j”
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j” I love the lord j“
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j” I love the lord j“
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j” I love the lord j“
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j” I love the lord j“
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j” I love the lord j“
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- and so my brethren, it is
time for rebirth in eagle rock.
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Time for renewal, time for recommitment,
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because I say that god's will
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is being done here as never before.
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I know it, I believe!
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I know it, because I know
in whom I have believed.
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He has blessed us, my
friends, truly blessed us.
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No, god has not abandoned us,
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but rather he has a plan, a
purpose for you, his people.
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Our present problem is nothing
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but a preparation for things to come,
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because we have been chosen,
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and so let us leave
this place this morning
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Where we've heard god speaking to us.
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Let us leave this place
with a new affirmation
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of his promise of purpose.
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His commitment of concern to us all.
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Let us prepare to do his will,
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because with his help
we will battle against
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the powers and the
principalities of darkness
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that have sapped our spiritual resources.
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We will fight, we will work, we will pray,
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we will open up our hearts,
we will open up our eyes,
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and we will catch a glimpse
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of that romantic country Peru,
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where the lovely city of Lima
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glistens like a thousand jewels,
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set beside miles of platinum beach,
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which rests like a strand of yellow hair
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along the lovely blue ocean.
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Would you turn your hymnals to page 33?
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I asked you to type up my sermon for me,
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and you make me out a fool,
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and don't tell me again that
it was a mistake, Natalie.
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My handwriting is pure crystal.
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- But I...
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- I know, I know, holiday magazine
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was lying open next to my
notes when you were typing.
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Well, if that's the way
it happened, Natalie,
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there's a demon in you.
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An unconscious urge to destroy me.
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Smile and don't slouch.
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- I certainly hope you're right, reverend.
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- Thank you, thank you, I'm sure I am.
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- I enjoyed the sermon, reverend.
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- Thank you, hello.
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- Hello.
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Good morning.
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Good morning.
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- A real inspiration.
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- Colonel, nice to have you.
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See you in a moment.
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- Yes.
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- Good sermon, reverend.
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- Thank you.
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Oh um we'll see,
we'll see, reverend.
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Right.
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- Homer Watson, our chief of police,
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is gonna drop you at the airport
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Fine, fine.
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Thank you for
coming out from Washington.
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No problem.
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I'll, I'll
get in first, here we are.
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- Oh, that husband of yours.
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God love him, he's a Saint.
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- Washington is of course,
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terribly interested in your problem.
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The Pentagon is especially interested.
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Our defense industry,
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by our defense industry I
don't mean the Pentagon's.
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I mean the nation's defense industries.
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The Pentagon, after all,
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doesn't have any industrial
plants of its own.
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We simply work with them.
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Of course, we do work
close enough with them
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to exert some degree of influence,
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and we might just be able to uh,
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take one of these plants
we influence and um,
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move it to eagle rock,
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but here's the thing,
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the top executives in these plants,
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they're tough people,
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uh, retired generals,
and colonels and such.
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When they move their
families into a new town
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they expect first a first rate
high school, a fine library,
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tip top hospitals facilities,
a good police force,
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attractive shopping centers, et cetera.
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Now, if you'll take eagle
rock and give it a new look,
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kind of update the town a little,
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you'll see how fast the boys
in Washington snap into action.
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I don't need to remind you
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that it was the previous administration
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that shut down your air base.
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The present administration
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would've thought twice, believe me.
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By the way, reverend, I
enjoyed that sermon very much.
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Well, thank you.
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- Particularly that
generous tribute you paid
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our Latin American neighbor, Peru.
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- Excuse me, cissy.
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- Quiet, here we go, folks,
they're cuttin' the cake.
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- Last week it was the proudys.
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This week it's Bob and edna.
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That's 11 families since
the first of the year.
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Another year like this
and we're a ghost town.
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- Dr. Proctor, we mustn't be pessimistic.
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Remember what colonel Galloway said?
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- You know how much it'd take
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to fix this town up the way Galloway said?
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Why, millions.
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- That may be, but with
god's help, we'll make it.
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- Never mind his help,
let him get up his money.
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- Colonel Galloway, Washington,
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the whole country's got its hand out.
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Something for nothing.
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Nobody wants to work anymore.
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Gimme this, gimme that.
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Gimme you federal government.
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Gimme you state government.
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Gimme you city government.
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Gimme, gimme, gimme.
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You know what I call it?
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The gimme's.
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That colonel was right, mayor.
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From the bank's standpoint,
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if we don't attract some industry,
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eagle rock's gonna s-o-I.
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Oh, I agree,
but how do we do it?
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Perhaps you have a thought, Mrs. Previn.
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Bishop manley.
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- Hello, Clayton.
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- Such a pleasant surprise to see you.
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I had no idea you were
in the neighborhood.
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- I was passing through on
my way back from clermont.
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Reverend Smith, you know bud Smith.
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- Oh, yes.
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- Was a hundred thousand dollars
short in his building fund,
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and they needed the help of
an old established arm bender.
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We'll leave it to you, sir.
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You know, speaking of help,
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did you happened to
receive the note I sent you
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about the new parish up
in dearborn, Michigan?
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- Yes, I did.
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My, my, I keep forgetting
the honors you've won.
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In sports too.
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How many athletic scholarships
were you offered, Clayton?
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- Ah, three, track, baseball, basketball,
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but about dearborn.
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- Quite a record of accomplishment.
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- Well, thank you, bishop.
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- Thank him.
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- Yes.
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- You've done remarkable
well for the church too.
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That first post in cedarville,
then windsor locks.
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That's why you were
selected for eagle rock,
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to make it a strong
and vital parish again.
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- But eh, bishop, this
is a depressed area,
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and you did mention
that parish in dearborn.
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- Oh yes, dearborn, general
motors country, you know?
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- Yes, I know.
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- Well then, perhaps a
little prayer is in order
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for your success in eagle rock.
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I know we couldn't drag you to dearborn
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before your job is finished here.
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J” should old acquaintance be forgot j”
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j” and never brought to mind j“
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j” should old acquaintance be forgot j”
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j” and days auld iang syne j”
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j” and days j”
261
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Bye edna, have a nice time.
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Have a real good time.
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- Hi, doc!
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Reverend, reverend, come in,
come in Come in.
265
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All right, come in, come in, reverend.
266
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The darndest thing I ever heard.
267
00:18:56,595 --> 00:18:59,639
They were talking about it on
television a few seconds ago.
268
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Sit down, Hugh upson.
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Here it is.
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Even more during Simmons
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99th anniversary sale.
272
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The anniversary mattress priced at 49.95
273
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- 25 million dollars,
Valiant tobacco company.
274
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- The early-early show?
275
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Danish
modern or French provincial.
276
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All six items for one $148.00.
277
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Drive now to Brin's in Mercer city
278
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for the best bedding bargains of the year.
279
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Open Monday, Wednesday, and
Friday nights till nine.
280
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Easy terms, famous name brands, Brin's.
281
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- And here it goes, shh, shh.
282
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This is what I was telling you about.
283
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- Hugh upson here with the
early-early show this morning,
284
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we're talking with Mr. Merwin wren.
285
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Right now we'll take a station break.
286
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Oh, for.
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Wnst TV, the heart of Iowa.
288
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- Here it goes.
289
00:20:02,202 --> 00:20:04,079
- Mr. Wren, our guest this morning.
290
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I have several questions
that have occurred to me
291
00:20:06,122 --> 00:20:06,831
that I'd like to ask you,
292
00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:09,376
but will you stand by
while we hear this message.
293
00:20:09,542 --> 00:20:10,542
No.
294
00:20:12,962 --> 00:20:14,732
Here's a
new idea in bug killers.
295
00:20:14,756 --> 00:20:18,843
This adjustable bug gun,
made only by real kill,
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00:20:19,052 --> 00:20:22,430
gets into places where
bugs hide and breed.
297
00:20:23,431 --> 00:20:24,659
Make it easy to spray basements, closets,
298
00:20:24,683 --> 00:20:26,518
and other hard to reach places
299
00:20:26,726 --> 00:20:29,437
to kill roaches, ants,
water bugs, silverfish,
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00:20:29,604 --> 00:20:33,608
crickets, spiders, wasps,
scorpions, and other bugs.
301
00:20:33,817 --> 00:20:37,153
See how much more liquid you
get with the new real kill gun
302
00:20:37,362 --> 00:20:38,738
than from the old container?
303
00:20:38,947 --> 00:20:40,657
Over two times more.
304
00:20:40,865 --> 00:20:43,576
Enough to really bug proof your home.
305
00:20:43,785 --> 00:20:46,705
Save the gun and reuse it
on economical switchbacks.
306
00:20:46,913 --> 00:20:47,913
Both at your grocer now.
307
00:20:53,211 --> 00:20:54,546
It's a killer.
308
00:20:56,256 --> 00:20:59,884
- Here it is, here it is, this is it.
309
00:21:00,093 --> 00:21:02,554
- This is Thursday, the early-early show.
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The time, 17 minutes after
the hour, I'm Hugh upson,
311
00:21:06,433 --> 00:21:09,227
and we were talking to
Mr. Mervin, merwin wren
312
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of the Valiant tobacco company,
313
00:21:12,647 --> 00:21:15,650
who this morning announced the gift
314
00:21:15,859 --> 00:21:19,988
of a tax free 25 million
dollars to the city in america,
315
00:21:20,196 --> 00:21:22,407
which can give up smoking for 30 days.
316
00:21:22,615 --> 00:21:23,855
- Huh, 25 million dollars, huh?
317
00:21:27,412 --> 00:21:32,041
- Mr. Wren, isn't this an
amazing and unprecedented gesture
318
00:21:32,250 --> 00:21:33,918
for a tobacco company to make?
319
00:21:34,919 --> 00:21:36,671
- You want it from the old le coeur?
320
00:21:37,881 --> 00:21:40,842
Extraordinary, extraordinary gesture.
321
00:21:41,050 --> 00:21:44,512
In my opinion, what Mr.
Hiram Grayson has done today
322
00:21:45,764 --> 00:21:50,268
ranks with the greatest
humanitarian deeds of all time.
323
00:21:50,477 --> 00:21:51,102
- I don't know why,
324
00:21:51,311 --> 00:21:55,148
but I'm reminded of Alfred
nobel and the nobel peace prize.
325
00:21:57,776 --> 00:21:59,486
- An interesting analogy.
326
00:21:59,652 --> 00:22:02,071
- Well, you seem quite moved Mr. Wren.
327
00:22:03,072 --> 00:22:06,576
- Bottom line, Mr. Upman, I'm overcome.
328
00:22:08,286 --> 00:22:12,332
This may be the greatest
thing since creation.
329
00:22:15,919 --> 00:22:18,338
- Upson, thank you, Mr. Wren.
330
00:22:19,923 --> 00:22:22,008
- This could be the answer
to all our problems.
331
00:22:22,217 --> 00:22:24,219
What do you think, reverend?
332
00:22:24,427 --> 00:22:27,972
- Mayor, I don't like I told
you 50's, but you remember,
333
00:22:28,181 --> 00:22:30,975
I did say he was preparing
us for a purpose.
334
00:22:33,228 --> 00:22:34,687
- Give up smoking?
335
00:22:34,896 --> 00:22:36,815
- Give up smoking?
336
00:22:37,023 --> 00:22:37,690
- I can't.
337
00:22:37,899 --> 00:22:40,485
- You pledge only to give
up smoking for 30 days.
338
00:22:40,693 --> 00:22:42,570
Now, there it is, the pledge.
339
00:22:42,779 --> 00:22:43,905
30 days, that's all,
340
00:22:44,113 --> 00:22:45,740
and look what we get.
341
00:22:45,949 --> 00:22:47,534
25 million dollars for eagle rock.
342
00:22:47,742 --> 00:22:48,844
Let's see what we can accomplish.
343
00:22:48,868 --> 00:22:51,871
- No, I won't give up
smoking, no, no, no, no.
344
00:22:52,080 --> 00:22:54,958
- I will sign first, I will sign first.
345
00:22:55,166 --> 00:22:56,166
Just sign here.
346
00:22:56,334 --> 00:22:58,294
- That's it, I'm gonna stop smoking.
347
00:22:58,503 --> 00:22:59,712
- No, I can't do it.
348
00:22:59,921 --> 00:23:01,440
Look, you've
got to sign your name.
349
00:23:01,464 --> 00:23:03,304
You've got to set an
example for the community.
350
00:23:03,424 --> 00:23:05,093
- I can't and I won't.
351
00:23:06,427 --> 00:23:08,346
- I want you to sign this book.
352
00:23:08,555 --> 00:23:09,222
- No!
353
00:23:09,430 --> 00:23:11,182
- To say that wall street is surprised
354
00:23:11,391 --> 00:23:13,434
by the specter of the tobacco company,
355
00:23:13,643 --> 00:23:15,603
offering to spend 25 million dollars
356
00:23:15,812 --> 00:23:18,815
in the fight against smoking
is an understatement indeed,
357
00:23:19,023 --> 00:23:20,608
but the big question tonight
358
00:23:20,817 --> 00:23:23,820
is how many towns across
america will take the pledge,
359
00:23:24,028 --> 00:23:27,615
and then how many will be able to keep it?
360
00:23:27,824 --> 00:23:30,827
Expressions ranging from
approval to outright cheering
361
00:23:31,035 --> 00:23:33,496
for Mr. Hiram c. Grayson's
magnanimous gesture
362
00:23:33,705 --> 00:23:35,265
have been coming in from public leaders
363
00:23:35,331 --> 00:23:37,584
from New York to California.
364
00:23:37,792 --> 00:23:41,337
- We want people all over this land
365
00:23:41,546 --> 00:23:44,507
to sense the greatness of
this moment to participate in.
366
00:23:44,716 --> 00:23:47,552
- I think it's a rather very
significant development.
367
00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:50,013
- The funny thing is it's
good from every angle.
368
00:23:50,221 --> 00:23:51,472
It's good business.
369
00:23:51,681 --> 00:23:53,850
- The is really the American way.
370
00:23:54,058 --> 00:23:55,602
- I'm very proud of it.
371
00:23:55,810 --> 00:23:58,271
- It doesn't excite me to the extent
372
00:23:58,479 --> 00:24:01,232
that I would go out and
beat the drum for it.
373
00:24:01,441 --> 00:24:04,819
- Prevailing opinion holds
that Mr. Hiram Grayson, at 92,
374
00:24:05,987 --> 00:24:09,824
is joining such notable
benefactors of mankind
375
00:24:10,033 --> 00:24:12,869
as Andrew carnegie, Joseph pulitzer,
376
00:24:13,077 --> 00:24:15,496
Henry Ford, and Alfred nobel.
377
00:24:16,664 --> 00:24:19,500
I wondered whether the heads
of the other tobacco companies
378
00:24:19,709 --> 00:24:21,336
would agree with that assessment,
379
00:24:22,295 --> 00:24:25,965
so I flew down to
Charlotte, north Carolina,
380
00:24:26,174 --> 00:24:29,552
and talked to the president
of the united tobacco company.
381
00:24:34,474 --> 00:24:36,059
Mr. Kandiss, Mr. Kandiss,
382
00:24:36,267 --> 00:24:37,810
how did you react to the announcement
383
00:24:38,019 --> 00:24:39,687
of the Valiant tobacco company.
384
00:24:39,854 --> 00:24:41,397
- Badly, very badly.
385
00:24:41,606 --> 00:24:43,900
Now, you leave me the Alone.
386
00:24:44,108 --> 00:24:47,070
- David chetley,
Charlotte, north Carolina.
387
00:25:38,955 --> 00:25:40,999
- Among the towns struggling to qualify
388
00:25:41,207 --> 00:25:42,709
for the cold Turkey project,
389
00:25:42,917 --> 00:25:46,295
only eagle rock, Iowa, population 4,006,
390
00:25:46,504 --> 00:25:51,300
has topped the 70% Mark
among smokers who signed up.
391
00:25:51,509 --> 00:25:54,053
Sources say the credit for
this is due to one man,
392
00:25:54,262 --> 00:25:55,972
the reverend Clayton Brooks
393
00:25:56,180 --> 00:25:58,725
of the eagle rock community church.
394
00:25:58,933 --> 00:26:00,810
If indeed eagle rock does make it,
395
00:26:01,019 --> 00:26:03,688
reverend Brooks will be quite a hero.
396
00:26:17,994 --> 00:26:21,998
All right, Natalie,
397
00:26:23,374 --> 00:26:24,709
something's bothering you.
398
00:26:26,002 --> 00:26:27,021
I've always made it a point
399
00:26:27,045 --> 00:26:29,756
to be frank and open with you, my dear.
400
00:26:29,922 --> 00:26:32,383
Don't slouch, dear.
401
00:26:33,384 --> 00:26:34,984
So, when you have something on your mind
402
00:26:35,178 --> 00:26:37,180
I expect you to speak out.
403
00:26:40,600 --> 00:26:42,310
- You look at me so strangely, Natalie.
404
00:26:43,311 --> 00:26:46,272
It's almost as if you,
you doubted my work here.
405
00:26:48,566 --> 00:26:49,317
- Oh, I...
406
00:26:49,525 --> 00:26:52,070
- You do believe people should
stop smoking, don't you?
407
00:26:55,448 --> 00:26:57,533
Then it's my motives you doubt.
408
00:26:59,786 --> 00:27:00,453
- Well...
409
00:27:00,661 --> 00:27:04,248
- Natalie, Natalie, how
can you possibly doubt?
410
00:27:08,711 --> 00:27:11,047
- Everywhere you look you
see god's spirit at work.
411
00:27:11,255 --> 00:27:14,050
You see a revitalization of faith.
412
00:27:14,258 --> 00:27:15,384
A new dedication.
413
00:27:16,344 --> 00:27:18,262
A vast consecration.
414
00:27:19,764 --> 00:27:21,182
This is his work, Natalie.
415
00:27:22,475 --> 00:27:24,185
I'm only doing his bidding.
416
00:27:25,937 --> 00:27:27,563
You see that, don't you?
417
00:27:30,108 --> 00:27:31,108
- Good, good.
418
00:27:34,695 --> 00:27:36,864
Isn't it nice we can
talk these things out?
419
00:27:37,949 --> 00:27:39,450
- Hello Americans, Paul hardly.
420
00:27:40,326 --> 00:27:41,702
While any American city
421
00:27:41,911 --> 00:27:44,622
would welcome a 25
million dollar windfall.
422
00:27:44,831 --> 00:27:49,627
Any town wishing to qualify
must have 100% of the population
423
00:27:49,836 --> 00:27:51,504
signed, sealed, and delivered
424
00:27:51,671 --> 00:27:55,675
to the 30 day no smoking
pledge at midnight June 1.
425
00:27:57,635 --> 00:27:59,137
As the deadline approaches,
426
00:27:59,345 --> 00:28:01,305
the question we hear again and again is
427
00:28:02,306 --> 00:28:06,269
is there a town in such
dire economic straights
428
00:28:06,477 --> 00:28:08,688
as to be able to exhort this sacrifice
429
00:28:08,896 --> 00:28:11,858
from it's citizenry cold Turkey?
430
00:28:12,066 --> 00:28:14,402
Paul hardly, good day.
431
00:28:14,610 --> 00:28:16,821
- And I know what you
heavy smokers are thinking.
432
00:28:17,029 --> 00:28:19,657
You tried to quit and it's hopeless,
433
00:28:19,866 --> 00:28:22,577
but this time I tell
you you've got a reason.
434
00:28:24,370 --> 00:28:25,514
You think you're the only ones
435
00:28:25,538 --> 00:28:27,832
being asked to make a sacrifice.
436
00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:30,126
Well, all right, all right,
437
00:28:30,334 --> 00:28:33,546
but I also ask you to
consider it in this light.
438
00:28:33,754 --> 00:28:37,091
You're the only ones being
given an opportunity to serve.
439
00:28:38,467 --> 00:28:42,680
By your courage, by your
discipline, by your strength,
440
00:28:43,598 --> 00:28:46,350
you're given the opportunity
to serve your fellow man,
441
00:28:46,559 --> 00:28:50,021
your community, your
family, and yourselves,
442
00:28:51,355 --> 00:28:52,648
and another thing,
443
00:28:52,857 --> 00:28:55,484
when eagle rock has
its 25 million dollars,
444
00:28:55,693 --> 00:28:57,570
when eagle rock has its economic security,
445
00:28:57,778 --> 00:29:00,114
when eagle rock has its industry,
446
00:29:00,323 --> 00:29:01,741
when all that's all over,
447
00:29:01,949 --> 00:29:04,827
you will still have something
to thank almighty god for,
448
00:29:05,703 --> 00:29:09,874
your life, your good health,
your physical well-being.
449
00:29:10,082 --> 00:29:12,242
- Yes, yes, it's easy enough
for you to talk, reverend,
450
00:29:12,376 --> 00:29:13,669
it's no skin off your nose.
451
00:29:15,379 --> 00:29:17,006
I mean, you don't smoke!
452
00:29:17,215 --> 00:29:18,591
You tell him, Letitia!
453
00:29:22,261 --> 00:29:26,849
All right, Letitia.
454
00:29:27,058 --> 00:29:29,560
I used smoke, I used to smoke.
455
00:29:29,769 --> 00:29:31,479
My wife, Natalie, used to smoke,
456
00:29:32,772 --> 00:29:34,649
but then I found the good book,
457
00:29:34,857 --> 00:29:36,057
which tells us that our bodies
458
00:29:36,108 --> 00:29:37,693
are the temples of the holy spirit,
459
00:29:38,611 --> 00:29:41,030
and that we should glorify
him when our bodies.
460
00:29:41,239 --> 00:29:42,990
You know, that's 1st
corinthians, chapter 6.
461
00:29:43,199 --> 00:29:45,079
- Yes, all I'm saying is
that you have forgotten
462
00:29:45,117 --> 00:29:46,357
what your asking us to give up,
463
00:29:46,535 --> 00:29:47,119
and it isn't fair!
464
00:29:47,328 --> 00:29:48,412
You bet it isn't!
465
00:29:50,122 --> 00:29:51,282
- Letitia, you may be the one
466
00:29:51,374 --> 00:29:53,542
who's forgotten something very important.
467
00:30:01,842 --> 00:30:04,845
Whatcha gonna
do with it, reverend?
468
00:30:10,851 --> 00:30:12,451
You gonna take a puff, reverend?
469
00:30:15,231 --> 00:30:17,066
- All right, Letitia,
470
00:30:17,275 --> 00:30:21,195
I don't know if an old
habit can be recultivated.
471
00:30:22,321 --> 00:30:23,406
Tell you what I'll do.
472
00:30:24,448 --> 00:30:26,617
Letitia, if you'll walk over there
473
00:30:26,826 --> 00:30:31,122
and sign that book, I'll try.
474
00:30:36,585 --> 00:30:38,379
- I'll do it, reverend!
475
00:30:38,587 --> 00:30:41,007
I'll do it for eagle rock!
476
00:31:10,119 --> 00:31:11,412
- There's just one day to go
477
00:31:11,620 --> 00:31:14,457
before project cold
Turkey is due to begin,
478
00:31:15,333 --> 00:31:16,584
and at this moment,
479
00:31:16,792 --> 00:31:19,211
no city in america has succeeded
480
00:31:19,420 --> 00:31:20,713
in getting all of its residents
481
00:31:20,921 --> 00:31:23,382
to sign the no smoking pledge.
482
00:31:23,549 --> 00:31:28,095
Closest with approximately
98% of its residents signed
483
00:31:28,304 --> 00:31:32,641
is little eagle rock, population 4,006.
484
00:31:32,850 --> 00:31:35,394
With so little time, one wonders,
485
00:31:35,603 --> 00:31:38,689
can eagle rock marshal
its hardcore holdouts?
486
00:31:38,898 --> 00:31:41,734
- Now doc, let's get down to cases?
487
00:31:41,901 --> 00:31:44,528
Are you gonna sign up
to quit smoking or not?
488
00:31:44,737 --> 00:31:46,655
- Oh well, now, as a fellow member
489
00:31:46,864 --> 00:31:47,924
of the council, miss berman,
490
00:31:47,948 --> 00:31:50,618
I'm uh, I'm with this thing
in spirit all the way,
491
00:31:50,826 --> 00:31:52,953
but as a doctor and a surgeon,
492
00:31:53,162 --> 00:31:55,289
my medical opinion is
that I'm congenitally
493
00:31:55,498 --> 00:31:58,125
unable to uh give up smoking.
494
00:31:58,334 --> 00:32:00,312
Congenitally, you understand
that means there's uh,
495
00:32:00,336 --> 00:32:01,045
there's nothing I can do about it,
496
00:32:01,253 --> 00:32:03,506
so um, it really isn't
going to be any good
497
00:32:03,714 --> 00:32:05,508
to kid me, miss berman, about foreclosing
498
00:32:05,716 --> 00:32:07,343
on my hospital and my X-ray.
499
00:32:07,551 --> 00:32:08,551
- Who's kidding?
500
00:32:09,387 --> 00:32:10,614
- Why, surely you don't mean
that you and your bank...
501
00:32:10,638 --> 00:32:11,806
- Now, you just sign up,
502
00:32:11,972 --> 00:32:15,059
or you're gonna be removing
gallstones in your bathtub.
503
00:32:15,267 --> 00:32:16,328
- Miss berman, that's blackmail.
504
00:32:16,352 --> 00:32:18,072
- You say that word
again and I'll cry rape.
505
00:32:18,145 --> 00:32:18,896
- Shh, shh.
506
00:32:19,105 --> 00:32:20,231
- Now, you just sign up,
507
00:32:20,439 --> 00:32:22,525
and get your nervous
little body outta here.
508
00:32:31,867 --> 00:32:34,870
Reverend, the lord's business is done.
509
00:32:36,038 --> 00:32:39,083
Now, do I have that plot
in the church cemetery?
510
00:32:40,584 --> 00:32:45,548
- Stop smoking, you might as
well ask me to stop breathing.
511
00:32:47,550 --> 00:32:49,230
- Well, you have that
wrong, Mr. Stopworth.
512
00:32:49,301 --> 00:32:51,804
To continue smoking is to stop breathing.
513
00:32:53,097 --> 00:32:57,435
- That's a very interesting
play on words, Mr. Brooks.
514
00:33:03,524 --> 00:33:07,111
You men of the cloth sure
have a way with words.
515
00:33:08,696 --> 00:33:11,198
How old do you think I am?
516
00:33:11,407 --> 00:33:12,491
Oh, 42.
517
00:33:15,703 --> 00:33:20,666
- I'm 42, look, I'm, I'm gonna
confess something to you.
518
00:33:21,584 --> 00:33:23,669
I tipple Mr. Brooks.
519
00:33:24,795 --> 00:33:25,880
I mean, I drink.
520
00:33:27,923 --> 00:33:31,427
I mean, I drink all the time.
521
00:33:33,429 --> 00:33:34,472
Shocks you, doesn't it?
522
00:33:37,516 --> 00:33:38,559
You better stand up.
523
00:33:38,726 --> 00:33:40,311
I'm afraid I might fall on you.
524
00:33:43,481 --> 00:33:47,860
The thing is I can't stop drinking, see.
525
00:33:48,861 --> 00:33:50,738
That's just the thing about me.
526
00:33:50,946 --> 00:33:53,282
I can't stop drinking.
527
00:33:55,326 --> 00:33:56,702
You except that, don't you?
528
00:33:56,911 --> 00:33:57,911
- Mm, certainly.
529
00:33:57,953 --> 00:34:01,207
- No matter what happens
when you leave here,
530
00:34:01,415 --> 00:34:06,253
I will always drink, thank you.
531
00:34:08,005 --> 00:34:12,176
Now, all right, if you
can understand that,
532
00:34:13,802 --> 00:34:18,390
you can also understand that my drinking
533
00:34:18,599 --> 00:34:20,851
is directly connected to my smoking.
534
00:34:21,060 --> 00:34:24,772
You know what, when I say directly,
535
00:34:26,357 --> 00:34:30,361
I mean that as a thing,
a, a physical thing
536
00:34:31,654 --> 00:34:33,197
that is directly connected
537
00:34:34,823 --> 00:34:39,161
from my liquor buds to the
smoke pouch in my lungs.
538
00:34:42,081 --> 00:34:47,044
If you want me to quit smoking
you're gonna have to cut,
539
00:34:51,632 --> 00:34:56,554
I mean, you'd have to
physically cut that thing,
540
00:35:01,225 --> 00:35:06,188
and when you do my head's gonna fall off.
541
00:35:08,065 --> 00:35:09,984
Do you understand, reverman?
542
00:35:13,362 --> 00:35:17,074
The booze bone is connected
to the smoke bone,
543
00:35:18,409 --> 00:35:21,704
and the smoke bone is
connected to the head bone,
544
00:35:23,664 --> 00:35:25,666
and that's the word of the lord.
545
00:35:31,630 --> 00:35:35,593
- Mr. Stopworth, we've
been talking for an hour,
546
00:35:35,801 --> 00:35:39,763
and I can't convince you.
547
00:35:39,972 --> 00:35:43,559
You see, Mr. Stopworth,
we have about six hours,
548
00:35:43,767 --> 00:35:46,395
and something like 30
odd signatures to go.
549
00:35:48,063 --> 00:35:51,984
Now, I know that it's
hard to stop smoking.
550
00:35:53,027 --> 00:35:56,071
I suppose the withdraw
causes a lot of pain.
551
00:35:57,865 --> 00:35:59,283
You don't like pain, do you?
552
00:36:05,497 --> 00:36:07,875
The whole town is depending
on this, I'm sorry.
553
00:36:08,083 --> 00:36:09,335
- What're you doing?
554
00:36:09,543 --> 00:36:11,183
- Maybe you are not aware, Mr. Stopworth,
555
00:36:11,378 --> 00:36:12,689
that I was intercollegiate middle-weight
556
00:36:12,713 --> 00:36:14,214
boxing champion in my school days.
557
00:36:14,423 --> 00:36:15,966
- You mean, you're kidding?
558
00:36:16,175 --> 00:36:17,968
You can't do that, you're a man of god.
559
00:36:18,177 --> 00:36:19,595
- And his work must be done.
560
00:36:19,803 --> 00:36:21,221
- I don't believe this.
561
00:36:21,430 --> 00:36:22,973
Well, I believe it a little bit.
562
00:36:23,182 --> 00:36:25,225
- Now, you can stop smoking
for 30 days, can't you?
563
00:36:25,434 --> 00:36:26,434
- I don't think so.
564
00:36:27,186 --> 00:36:28,979
I'm gonna call the police.
565
00:36:29,188 --> 00:36:30,332
- Homer Watson's on our side.
566
00:36:30,356 --> 00:36:32,274
- Well, I'm gonna call the doctor.
567
00:36:32,483 --> 00:36:33,776
- Dr. Proctor signed the pledge.
568
00:36:33,984 --> 00:36:36,195
- I could go away for a month.
569
00:36:37,780 --> 00:36:38,822
Who said that?
570
00:36:39,907 --> 00:36:42,660
That's a wonderful idea.
571
00:36:42,868 --> 00:36:44,703
I don't have to stay here.
572
00:36:44,912 --> 00:36:47,331
I have a place in French lick.
573
00:36:47,539 --> 00:36:48,791
Oh, thank you.
574
00:36:48,999 --> 00:36:51,543
Now, you don't have to hit me.
575
00:36:51,752 --> 00:36:53,879
God bless you, reverman.
576
00:36:55,589 --> 00:36:56,589
- Now, follow me.
577
00:36:57,591 --> 00:36:59,510
Ready, set, go!
578
00:36:59,718 --> 00:37:02,262
I pledge allegiance to the flag
579
00:37:02,471 --> 00:37:04,932
of the United States of America,
580
00:37:05,140 --> 00:37:08,143
and to the republic for which it stands,
581
00:37:08,352 --> 00:37:12,439
one nation under god, indivisible,
582
00:37:13,774 --> 00:37:17,569
with Liberty and justice for all.
583
00:37:21,281 --> 00:37:25,577
- Well now, folks, got a big
surprise for you tonight.
584
00:37:25,786 --> 00:37:29,289
Our guest speaker is from
way down in muncy, Alabama,
585
00:37:29,498 --> 00:37:30,999
and he needs very little introduction
586
00:37:31,208 --> 00:37:33,669
to the members of the
Christopher mott society.
587
00:37:33,877 --> 00:37:37,756
He is a retired rear admiral
in the United States Navy,
588
00:37:37,965 --> 00:37:42,052
former board chairman of the
hustings chemical corporation,
589
00:37:42,261 --> 00:37:45,013
and author of the best selling,
590
00:37:45,222 --> 00:37:48,350
hello big government,
goodbye america.
591
00:37:51,311 --> 00:37:53,897
Here he is then, two time winner
592
00:37:54,106 --> 00:37:56,024
of the minutemen's americanism award,
593
00:37:56,233 --> 00:37:58,610
a great hero, a great American,
594
00:37:58,819 --> 00:37:59,819
ladies and gentlemen,
595
00:37:59,945 --> 00:38:03,866
I give you rear-admiral
Nelson steinschweiger.
596
00:38:29,683 --> 00:38:33,145
Thank you, thank
you, thank you very much
597
00:38:33,353 --> 00:38:35,856
for that kind introduction,
598
00:38:36,064 --> 00:38:38,484
and good evening ladies and gentlemen.
599
00:38:38,692 --> 00:38:40,110
Good evening.
600
00:38:40,319 --> 00:38:42,196
- Here we are, that's
admiral steinschweiger.
601
00:38:42,362 --> 00:38:44,281
A wonderful speaker, 595 record.
602
00:38:44,490 --> 00:38:45,850
A pleasure to have him in my home.
603
00:38:46,033 --> 00:38:47,326
- Amos, we must talk to you.
604
00:38:47,534 --> 00:38:49,119
- Amos, practically the whole town
605
00:38:49,328 --> 00:38:51,008
has signed up for the cold Turkey project.
606
00:38:51,079 --> 00:38:52,498
- All, but 29 people.
607
00:38:52,706 --> 00:38:55,250
- The 29 members of the
Christopher mott society,
608
00:38:55,459 --> 00:38:57,920
and Amos, your members don't smoke.
609
00:38:58,128 --> 00:38:58,921
- Well, even if we don't smoke,
610
00:38:59,129 --> 00:39:00,964
we don't want you telling us what to do.
611
00:39:01,173 --> 00:39:02,317
There's enough big government
612
00:39:02,341 --> 00:39:03,884
messing in our individual affairs.
613
00:39:04,092 --> 00:39:07,805
- Big government, Amos, eagle
rock pays me $800.00 a year.
614
00:39:08,013 --> 00:39:09,848
The city's mayor comes to my barber shop.
615
00:39:10,057 --> 00:39:11,183
That's big government?
616
00:39:11,391 --> 00:39:12,660
- Individual initiative has been
617
00:39:12,684 --> 00:39:14,603
the backbone of this country.
618
00:39:14,812 --> 00:39:16,605
A man's home is his castle.
619
00:39:16,814 --> 00:39:18,649
I fight poverty, I work.
620
00:39:18,857 --> 00:39:21,902
I was never one of those that
said eisenhower was a commie.
621
00:39:24,196 --> 00:39:26,532
- Amos, each smoker in eagle rock
622
00:39:26,740 --> 00:39:29,409
is taking the initiative to stop smoking.
623
00:39:29,618 --> 00:39:31,298
Now, isn't that what you're talking about?
624
00:39:31,411 --> 00:39:33,413
- Well, what about the non-smoker?
625
00:39:33,622 --> 00:39:35,207
What's he doing while the others
626
00:39:35,415 --> 00:39:37,376
are using their individual initiative?
627
00:39:38,460 --> 00:39:42,256
- Well, he's uh, taking the
initiative too, he's observing.
628
00:39:42,422 --> 00:39:44,758
- Checking to see that no
cigarettes come into town.
629
00:39:44,967 --> 00:39:46,969
- Yes, reporting violations perhaps.
630
00:39:50,138 --> 00:39:52,432
- Reporting violations?
631
00:39:55,435 --> 00:39:59,356
You mean like uh, policing the situation?
632
00:39:59,565 --> 00:40:00,774
- Yes, I suppose so.
633
00:40:03,777 --> 00:40:04,820
- Could I wear a cap?
634
00:40:06,113 --> 00:40:07,447
Can my people wear armbands?
635
00:40:07,656 --> 00:40:08,656
- Why not?
636
00:40:11,535 --> 00:40:14,705
Thank you, gentlemen,
637
00:40:14,913 --> 00:40:16,456
for that most interesting proposal.
638
00:40:16,665 --> 00:40:17,892
I will present it to the members
639
00:40:17,916 --> 00:40:19,060
of the Christopher mott society.
640
00:40:19,084 --> 00:40:21,712
We'll discuss it openly and
in our Democratic tradition,
641
00:40:21,920 --> 00:40:22,920
we'll vote on it.
642
00:40:24,965 --> 00:40:27,217
I think the armbands
will be yellow and red.
643
00:40:29,511 --> 00:40:31,072
That dark and dank conspiracy.
644
00:40:31,096 --> 00:40:32,574
Thank you, thank you
admiral steinschweiger
645
00:40:32,598 --> 00:40:34,766
for that most inspirational talk.
646
00:40:34,975 --> 00:40:36,894
Members of the Christopher mott society,
647
00:40:37,102 --> 00:40:38,854
something has just come up.
648
00:40:57,998 --> 00:40:59,038
How you doing?
649
00:40:59,124 --> 00:41:02,169
Hi, mayor, hi, Mrs. Wappler!
650
00:41:03,879 --> 00:41:05,505
Good evening, reverend!
651
00:41:05,714 --> 00:41:07,382
How ya doing, doc?
652
00:41:07,591 --> 00:41:09,301
Hi, mayor!
653
00:41:16,224 --> 00:41:18,310
Nice to see you there, homer!
654
00:41:25,776 --> 00:41:27,444
- How about we made it!
655
00:41:36,536 --> 00:41:39,206
Well, at least me made it to the contest.
656
00:41:39,414 --> 00:41:41,792
The Valiant people have been notified.
657
00:41:44,586 --> 00:41:46,630
- Mayor, mayor, give me the mic.
658
00:41:46,838 --> 00:41:48,131
Quiet, folks, quiet.
659
00:41:48,340 --> 00:41:50,008
It's Walter chronic, wait a minute.
660
00:41:50,217 --> 00:41:51,927
They're talking about eagle rock.
661
00:41:52,135 --> 00:41:52,844
Here, take a look at this.
662
00:41:53,053 --> 00:41:54,680
- With 50 minutes to go,
663
00:41:54,888 --> 00:41:58,517
at least on American town
has managed to qualify.
664
00:41:58,725 --> 00:42:01,269
12 o'clock midnight all smoking will cease
665
00:42:01,478 --> 00:42:03,021
in eagle rock, Iowa.
666
00:42:07,484 --> 00:42:08,544
There's more, there's more!
667
00:42:08,568 --> 00:42:10,696
- The man who almost single-handedly
668
00:42:10,862 --> 00:42:12,072
whipped the town into action
669
00:42:12,280 --> 00:42:14,074
is the reverend Clayton Brooks.
670
00:42:45,439 --> 00:42:47,983
Tomorrow will be their
first smokeless day.
671
00:42:50,360 --> 00:42:52,988
- You said no town in
america would sign up.
672
00:42:55,032 --> 00:42:57,909
- Must've uh, must've
gotten a wire crossed there.
673
00:42:58,118 --> 00:43:00,328
- Now, you'll say they
won't go threw with it.
674
00:43:01,788 --> 00:43:04,207
- Bottom line, never.
675
00:43:05,208 --> 00:43:07,878
- How do you know they
won't smoke and hide out?
676
00:43:08,086 --> 00:43:09,671
How do you know that, wren?
677
00:43:12,966 --> 00:43:17,929
- Well, they uh, they took
an oath on uh, like a Bible.
678
00:43:19,306 --> 00:43:21,767
- We didn't think it
was on a slab of bacon.
679
00:43:23,310 --> 00:43:24,603
- I trust you're doing something
680
00:43:24,811 --> 00:43:27,439
to make sure they won't smoke in private?
681
00:43:30,942 --> 00:43:32,069
- Wire number two.
682
00:43:35,781 --> 00:43:37,657
- Tell me something, boy,
683
00:43:37,866 --> 00:43:40,660
are you figuring to cross a third wire?
684
00:43:41,995 --> 00:43:43,455
- No, sir.
685
00:43:43,663 --> 00:43:45,832
- Good, 'cause if you do,
686
00:43:46,041 --> 00:43:47,918
we're gonna have your head on a platter,
687
00:43:48,919 --> 00:43:51,421
and your dumb ass in a deep freeze.
688
00:45:33,565 --> 00:45:35,942
- Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello.
689
00:45:36,109 --> 00:45:41,031
Well, it's almost 6 am.
Out there in eagle rock.
690
00:45:42,490 --> 00:45:44,993
Beginning of a big, big, day, huh?
691
00:45:45,202 --> 00:45:48,872
- All right, men, we got
a big job here today.
692
00:45:49,915 --> 00:45:54,169
Big responsibility and I'm
gonna tell you what it is.
693
00:45:55,879 --> 00:45:56,880
Here's what it is.
694
00:45:57,839 --> 00:46:01,426
We gotta see that no cigars, cigarettes,
695
00:46:01,635 --> 00:46:03,887
or pipe tobacco get into eagle rock.
696
00:46:04,804 --> 00:46:06,640
We are running a blockade here,
697
00:46:07,724 --> 00:46:10,685
and that means we got
to stop every vehicle,
698
00:46:11,728 --> 00:46:13,855
and we got to search every vehicle.
699
00:46:15,899 --> 00:46:17,234
Now is, is that clear?
700
00:46:19,027 --> 00:46:20,027
Any questions?
701
00:46:22,155 --> 00:46:24,491
You should've taken care of
that before you got here.
702
00:46:26,868 --> 00:46:30,413
We don't supply toilet
facilities on a blockade.
703
00:47:03,238 --> 00:47:05,615
- Edna, edna, you've
gotta control yourself.
704
00:47:05,824 --> 00:47:07,200
You can't go on eating like this.
705
00:47:07,409 --> 00:47:08,702
It's only the first day,
706
00:47:08,910 --> 00:47:10,346
and that's your fifth piece of toast,
707
00:47:10,370 --> 00:47:12,580
your fifth piece of salami,
and your eighth gherkin.
708
00:47:12,789 --> 00:47:16,042
- It's my sixth slice
of salami, six slices.
709
00:47:16,209 --> 00:47:19,296
One, two, three, four,
five, sixth slice of salami.
710
00:47:19,504 --> 00:47:21,256
Then next it'll be my seventh,
711
00:47:21,464 --> 00:47:22,882
and this is my 11th gherkin.
712
00:47:23,091 --> 00:47:26,386
I had five gherkins before I
decided to wrap them in salami,
713
00:47:26,594 --> 00:47:28,638
and this is my second carrot.
714
00:47:28,847 --> 00:47:31,641
That's two carrots, six slices
of salami, and 11 gherkins,
715
00:47:31,850 --> 00:47:33,170
and I haven't counted the cheese,
716
00:47:33,351 --> 00:47:35,395
and it isn't even seven o'clock yet!
717
00:47:35,603 --> 00:47:36,229
Do you hear that?
718
00:47:36,438 --> 00:47:40,984
It's not even seven o'clock!
719
00:47:41,192 --> 00:47:42,736
- Come on, let's go, let's go!
720
00:47:42,944 --> 00:47:44,104
Oh, my god, I'm coming apart!
721
00:47:45,822 --> 00:47:49,659
Hey you, where the devil
do you think you're going?
722
00:47:49,868 --> 00:47:51,953
Did I give you the signal?
723
00:47:52,162 --> 00:47:54,162
Shut up, I don't give a
damn what you've gotta say!
724
00:47:54,289 --> 00:47:57,459
Next time you wait for
my cigarette, uh signal!
725
00:47:57,667 --> 00:47:58,667
Okay, now go!
726
00:47:59,878 --> 00:48:03,882
Who the hell do you people
think you are anyway?
727
00:48:07,510 --> 00:48:10,055
- Maxine, look darling, I'm sorry.
728
00:48:10,263 --> 00:48:11,639
I didn't mean to yell at you.
729
00:48:11,848 --> 00:48:14,476
Listen, dear,
I'll tell you why I called.
730
00:48:14,684 --> 00:48:17,979
Last night I went to sleep at 11:30.
731
00:48:18,188 --> 00:48:19,388
You know, about a half an hour
732
00:48:19,564 --> 00:48:22,817
before we were all suppose
to stop smoking.
733
00:48:23,026 --> 00:48:26,029
Yeah well, anyway, this
morning I realized,
734
00:48:26,237 --> 00:48:29,532
I have another half hour coming to me,
735
00:48:29,741 --> 00:48:31,993
and I just wanted to
smoke one last cigarette,
736
00:48:32,202 --> 00:48:37,082
and well, silly thing that I am, I um,
737
00:48:37,540 --> 00:48:40,043
I threw everyone of them out.
738
00:48:40,251 --> 00:48:42,379
Yes.
739
00:48:42,587 --> 00:48:45,256
Oh yes, I know you threw yours away too.
740
00:48:46,299 --> 00:48:49,427
Listen, Maxine, uh, do you remember
741
00:48:49,594 --> 00:48:52,013
that box I gave you last week?
742
00:48:52,222 --> 00:48:55,058
Ah, yeah, the old things
for the rummage sale.
743
00:48:55,266 --> 00:48:57,811
Well, there were three
old pocketbooks in there,
744
00:48:58,019 --> 00:49:02,816
and if you could just um, put
your hands on them right away,
745
00:49:02,982 --> 00:49:04,502
you just might find a cigarette or two
746
00:49:04,609 --> 00:49:06,945
in one of those old
pocketbooks, yeah.
747
00:49:09,364 --> 00:49:12,492
Huh, yeah, well of
course I took the pledge.
748
00:49:12,700 --> 00:49:14,953
No, you see, I have this
other half hour coming.
749
00:49:15,954 --> 00:49:16,954
Well, I do too!
750
00:49:17,914 --> 00:49:18,665
Oh, now listen, Maxine,
751
00:49:18,873 --> 00:49:22,293
I don't wanna hear that
holier than thou, not from.
752
00:49:22,502 --> 00:49:26,131
Maxine, Maxine, don't
you dare hang up on me!
753
00:49:30,009 --> 00:49:31,219
Son of a bitch.
754
00:50:17,223 --> 00:50:17,891
- T. T. Logenberry, the name...
755
00:50:18,099 --> 00:50:19,243
- Now, you just hold on a minute.
756
00:50:19,267 --> 00:50:19,851
I don't know you.
757
00:50:20,059 --> 00:50:23,021
I never saw you before
and you never saw me.
758
00:50:23,229 --> 00:50:24,498
Now, let's get one thing
straight right now.
759
00:50:24,522 --> 00:50:26,125
You play ball with me,
I'll play ball with you.
760
00:50:26,149 --> 00:50:27,775
You want trouble, I'll give you trouble.
761
00:50:27,984 --> 00:50:28,610
It's up to you.
762
00:50:28,818 --> 00:50:30,320
Now, you got any cigars, cigarettes,
763
00:50:30,528 --> 00:50:32,113
or pipe tobacco in there?
764
00:50:32,322 --> 00:50:34,908
- I searched the rear, he's clean.
765
00:50:35,116 --> 00:50:36,868
- Odie turman, what're you doing here?
766
00:50:37,076 --> 00:50:39,829
I told you last night
you're too old to do this.
767
00:50:40,038 --> 00:50:41,098
- You can't have too much help
768
00:50:41,122 --> 00:50:43,166
ferreting out them communists.
769
00:50:43,374 --> 00:50:44,852
- Odie, we're not
ferreting out communists.
770
00:50:44,876 --> 00:50:46,085
We're looking for cigarettes.
771
00:50:46,294 --> 00:50:48,838
- Oh, so what, the red devils.
772
00:50:51,341 --> 00:50:52,800
Where's my pistol?
773
00:50:53,009 --> 00:50:53,635
- You can't have a pistol.
774
00:50:53,843 --> 00:50:55,053
- Well, that's a bullshit.
775
00:50:55,261 --> 00:50:56,304
You've got a pistol.
776
00:50:56,513 --> 00:50:58,153
- Odie, I am, I am running this blockade,
777
00:50:58,264 --> 00:51:00,683
and I am also the leader of
the entire no smoking patrol,
778
00:51:00,892 --> 00:51:02,810
and I wear the only pistol.
779
00:51:03,019 --> 00:51:05,813
- I'll tell that to a
communists when he h-bombs me.
780
00:51:06,022 --> 00:51:08,191
I'll tell him before you h-bomb me,
781
00:51:08,399 --> 00:51:12,278
you go over to that man with
the gun and get captured.
782
00:51:12,487 --> 00:51:14,239
You're a bullshit, Amos bush.
783
00:51:15,073 --> 00:51:16,833
- Come over man, christoper
mott it, come on!
784
00:51:17,700 --> 00:51:19,369
Everybody passes inspection,
785
00:51:19,577 --> 00:51:21,287
and then you're welcome in eagle rock.
786
00:51:21,496 --> 00:51:23,998
You gotta pass inspection first.
787
00:51:24,207 --> 00:51:25,875
Did you get inspected?
788
00:52:00,743 --> 00:52:04,789
- You're relaxed, you see,
because you're smoking.
789
00:52:07,041 --> 00:52:10,920
Let the others suffer,
because they're not smoking,
790
00:52:11,963 --> 00:52:13,381
but not you, doctor.
791
00:52:14,382 --> 00:52:19,345
Take another puff, because
you are still smoking.
792
00:52:21,681 --> 00:52:25,852
Feel the smoke curling
in front of your eyes.
793
00:52:27,437 --> 00:52:29,230
Does it make your eyes tear?
794
00:52:31,316 --> 00:52:34,944
Yes, yes.
795
00:52:40,116 --> 00:52:41,576
Watch your ash.
796
00:52:41,784 --> 00:52:42,785
You're on fire, doctor,
797
00:52:42,994 --> 00:52:45,163
because you've dropped
your cigarette in your lap.
798
00:52:47,874 --> 00:52:49,459
Shall we try a filter?
799
00:52:54,839 --> 00:52:56,007
- Don't you move now.
800
00:52:56,215 --> 00:53:00,094
With my palsy you're in enough
trouble just standing there.
801
00:53:00,303 --> 00:53:01,322
- Odie, what're you doing?
802
00:53:01,346 --> 00:53:02,805
Give me my gun!
803
00:53:03,014 --> 00:53:04,098
- This is a communist.
804
00:53:04,307 --> 00:53:05,933
Look at them cigarettes.
805
00:53:06,142 --> 00:53:09,354
- I was just trying to
explain to the old lady here,
806
00:53:09,562 --> 00:53:11,022
this, this car's a rental.
807
00:53:11,230 --> 00:53:13,149
- Sure, and I'm an unwed mother.
808
00:53:14,651 --> 00:53:18,571
- At ease, we're confiscating
those cigarettes, you know?
809
00:53:18,780 --> 00:53:20,990
- Solemn word, I uh, I didn't,
810
00:53:21,199 --> 00:53:22,384
didn't, didn't know about the cigarettes.
811
00:53:22,408 --> 00:53:24,494
I, I suspect the, the
avis people are just uh,
812
00:53:24,702 --> 00:53:26,162
trying a bit too hard.
813
00:53:29,874 --> 00:53:31,674
Well, I uh, I uh, I have
a lighter shaped, uh,
814
00:53:31,876 --> 00:53:33,127
shaped just like your gun.
815
00:53:33,336 --> 00:53:36,589
It's a lighter, it's not a
gun, see, there, lighter.
816
00:53:38,675 --> 00:53:43,096
Thought you might uh, might
find that interesting.
817
00:54:55,209 --> 00:54:56,209
Morning, sir.
818
00:54:57,837 --> 00:55:00,214
- Mr. Kandiss, the
Valiant tobacco company's
819
00:55:00,423 --> 00:55:02,508
cold Turkey project is in its 11th day.
820
00:55:02,717 --> 00:55:04,594
How do you feel about it now?
821
00:55:04,802 --> 00:55:07,430
I told you to leave me the Alone.
822
00:55:10,141 --> 00:55:13,644
- David chetley,
Charlotte, north Carolina.
823
00:55:13,853 --> 00:55:16,689
Our guest today
is Dr. Royal gunderson,
824
00:55:16,898 --> 00:55:20,735
noted specialist on things,
including non-smoking.
825
00:55:20,943 --> 00:55:22,945
Dr. Gunderson is here to tell us
826
00:55:23,154 --> 00:55:25,573
where we can find the
release from tension,
827
00:55:25,782 --> 00:55:28,618
aggravation, and frustration
828
00:55:28,826 --> 00:55:31,370
that smoking once provided, doctor.
829
00:55:31,579 --> 00:55:32,163
Well, Teddy.
830
00:55:32,371 --> 00:55:33,039
Freddy.
831
00:55:33,247 --> 00:55:34,266
Actually, I can recommend
832
00:55:34,290 --> 00:55:36,876
many health substitutes
for the new non-smoker.
833
00:55:37,084 --> 00:55:37,752
Such as?
834
00:55:37,960 --> 00:55:39,521
Exercise
for example is very nice,
835
00:55:39,545 --> 00:55:41,088
or hard physical labor.
836
00:55:41,297 --> 00:55:41,881
Uh huh.
837
00:55:42,089 --> 00:55:44,091
Or to the married non-smoker,
838
00:55:44,300 --> 00:55:46,260
I often suggest another compensation.
839
00:55:46,469 --> 00:55:48,638
The act of physical love.
840
00:55:48,846 --> 00:55:49,886
You don't mean?
841
00:55:49,972 --> 00:55:51,241
Yes, I do mean that,
842
00:55:51,265 --> 00:55:53,226
and I hope it's all right
to say on the radio.
843
00:55:53,434 --> 00:55:54,477
The act of physical love.
844
00:55:54,685 --> 00:55:56,020
Yes, well then doctor,
845
00:55:56,229 --> 00:55:59,941
you recommend exercise,
hard physical labor, and it.
846
00:56:00,149 --> 00:56:02,002
It, yes,
the act of physical love.
847
00:56:02,026 --> 00:56:02,735
As a substitute
848
00:56:02,944 --> 00:56:04,737
for the oral gratification of smoking?
849
00:56:04,946 --> 00:56:06,826
Indeed I do, and of the three,
850
00:56:06,864 --> 00:56:08,175
the thing that really works best,
851
00:56:08,199 --> 00:56:10,910
and here I stress this is
for the married non-smoker.
852
00:56:11,118 --> 00:56:12,304
Well, we have
to wrap this up, doctor.
853
00:56:12,328 --> 00:56:14,622
Well, I say to all in hearsight,
854
00:56:14,831 --> 00:56:15,957
as it were of my voice,
855
00:56:16,165 --> 00:56:19,502
when you stop smoking don't
overeat as so many people do.
856
00:56:19,710 --> 00:56:20,837
I really hate that.
857
00:56:21,045 --> 00:56:24,131
Don't reach for food
when you need a smoke.
858
00:56:24,340 --> 00:56:26,342
Reach instead for that loving helpmate,
859
00:56:26,551 --> 00:56:29,512
that husband, that wife,
860
00:56:29,720 --> 00:56:32,223
and indulge your appetite there.
861
00:56:58,749 --> 00:57:00,835
- All right, no stopping here, keep going!
862
00:58:42,395 --> 00:58:45,022
Hey, what the?
863
00:58:46,065 --> 00:58:47,065
Stop that!
864
00:58:57,118 --> 00:58:58,118
- Hello, wren here.
865
00:58:59,453 --> 00:59:00,493
Only been here a few days.
866
00:59:00,621 --> 00:59:01,288
Here's the fill.
867
00:59:01,497 --> 00:59:03,082
The town is falling apart!
868
00:59:03,290 --> 00:59:05,060
When I said
come home now, I mean it!
869
00:59:05,084 --> 00:59:07,211
- They're at each others throats.
870
00:59:07,420 --> 00:59:09,630
Wanna know what you gotta worry about?
871
00:59:09,839 --> 00:59:12,039
Nothing, I give the whole
project three more days, tops.
872
00:59:12,133 --> 00:59:14,552
Shit, god damn shopping bags!
873
00:59:14,760 --> 00:59:16,512
- Wren here, 0 and o.
874
00:59:16,721 --> 00:59:17,864
I hate you, I hate you!
875
00:59:17,888 --> 00:59:20,558
- It's uh, over and out.
876
00:59:25,229 --> 00:59:26,229
- Oops!
877
01:00:09,607 --> 01:00:10,274
- It's Dr. Proctor,
878
01:00:10,483 --> 01:00:12,127
he's in the operating
room at the hospital,
879
01:00:12,151 --> 01:00:13,277
and he has a cigarette.
880
01:00:13,486 --> 01:00:14,236
- Call the hospital.
881
01:00:14,445 --> 01:00:16,214
Have them plug me into
the loud speaker system.
882
01:00:16,238 --> 01:00:17,364
Do you understand?
883
01:00:17,573 --> 01:00:18,592
Is the police car downstairs?
884
01:00:18,616 --> 01:00:19,283
- Yeah.
885
01:00:19,492 --> 01:00:20,242
What is it, what's the matter?
886
01:00:20,451 --> 01:00:22,411
- Beck, call me in homer's squad car.
887
01:00:22,620 --> 01:00:23,287
You have that?
888
01:00:23,496 --> 01:00:24,622
- Right.
889
01:00:24,830 --> 01:00:26,665
- It's Dr. Proctor.
890
01:00:26,874 --> 01:00:28,292
Let's get him.
891
01:00:28,501 --> 01:00:30,211
- Cissy, cissy, hurry.
892
01:00:47,686 --> 01:00:48,395
Wait a minute.
893
01:00:48,604 --> 01:00:49,230
There you go.
894
01:00:49,438 --> 01:00:50,478
Hurry, just please, hurry!
895
01:00:50,564 --> 01:00:51,232
Homer, I only
hope it isn't too late.
896
01:00:51,440 --> 01:00:53,484
It won't be,
I tell ya, it won't it.
897
01:00:53,651 --> 01:00:55,653
Oh, Dr. Proctor,
I know he'd crack.
898
01:00:55,861 --> 01:00:56,861
Shh.
899
01:00:57,530 --> 01:00:58,239
Reverend Brooks, reverend Brooks,
900
01:00:58,447 --> 01:01:00,282
I have Dr. Proctor on the line now.
901
01:01:01,367 --> 01:01:06,330
- Dr. Proctor, Dr. Proc, Dr.
- Proctor, can you hear me?
902
01:01:07,623 --> 01:01:10,501
- This is his nurse, he can
hear you, he can hear you.
903
01:01:10,709 --> 01:01:12,920
- Doctor, don't light that cigarette.
904
01:01:13,129 --> 01:01:14,588
We're only four blocks away.
905
01:01:14,797 --> 01:01:15,965
Nurse, can he hear me?
906
01:01:16,173 --> 01:01:17,333
- He hears you, he hears you.
907
01:01:17,466 --> 01:01:21,220
- Well doctor, god won't tempt
you beyond your strength.
908
01:01:21,428 --> 01:01:23,013
Pray with me now, doctor.
909
01:01:23,222 --> 01:01:27,143
Our father who art in heaven,
hallowed be your name.
910
01:01:27,351 --> 01:01:28,351
- He lit a match!
911
01:01:28,477 --> 01:01:30,312
- Blow it out, nurse!
912
01:01:30,521 --> 01:01:31,521
- Get out!
913
01:01:35,776 --> 01:01:37,420
Hurry cissy,
would you hurry, please.
914
01:01:37,444 --> 01:01:38,112
I'm here, doc.
915
01:01:38,320 --> 01:01:39,589
We're here to help you.
916
01:01:39,613 --> 01:01:40,653
Hold him, nurse.
917
01:01:40,781 --> 01:01:41,448
I'm here!
918
01:01:41,657 --> 01:01:44,618
Don't doctor,
don't light that cigarette!
919
01:01:44,827 --> 01:01:45,536
Be strong, doc.
920
01:01:45,744 --> 01:01:46,412
We're here.
921
01:01:46,620 --> 01:01:47,639
One second more.
922
01:01:47,663 --> 01:01:48,807
Don't light
it, doc, I'm warning you.
923
01:01:48,831 --> 01:01:49,891
This way, cissy.
924
01:01:51,959 --> 01:01:53,377
- Doc, no.
925
01:01:53,586 --> 01:01:55,004
- Stay where you are, reverend.
926
01:01:55,212 --> 01:01:56,523
- Homer, what're you doing with that gun?
927
01:01:56,547 --> 01:01:58,299
Doctor, you mustn't.
928
01:01:58,507 --> 01:02:01,927
- Reverend, my family has a
long history of hypertension.
929
01:02:02,094 --> 01:02:03,488
I had two aunts who blew their corks,
930
01:02:03,512 --> 01:02:05,312
and a sister who's liable
to go at any moment.
931
01:02:05,514 --> 01:02:07,474
The only thing that's held
me together is smoking.
932
01:02:07,516 --> 01:02:08,702
Now, you can believe me when I say
933
01:02:08,726 --> 01:02:12,229
one more day of this and
psst, it's hello sis.
934
01:02:13,355 --> 01:02:14,355
- Duck!
935
01:02:15,316 --> 01:02:16,334
- Stay right where you are.
936
01:02:16,358 --> 01:02:18,235
- Doc, now listen to me.
937
01:02:19,153 --> 01:02:20,946
You're stronger than you think, doc.
938
01:02:22,281 --> 01:02:24,700
God didn't call you to
destroy, but to heal.
939
01:02:24,909 --> 01:02:27,494
- That's right, and I'm
going to heal right now,
940
01:02:27,703 --> 01:02:29,103
but I've never, I've never operated
941
01:02:29,288 --> 01:02:30,706
without having a cigarette first.
942
01:02:30,915 --> 01:02:32,791
- For god's sakes let him smoke.
943
01:02:33,000 --> 01:02:34,543
- All right, who's smoking?
944
01:02:34,752 --> 01:02:35,461
- Quiet, Amos.
945
01:02:35,669 --> 01:02:37,213
Homer, that gun.
946
01:02:37,421 --> 01:02:39,173
Doc, the cigarette now.
947
01:02:39,381 --> 01:02:40,466
Hand it to me.
948
01:02:41,842 --> 01:02:42,842
- Here's a scalpel.
949
01:02:42,885 --> 01:02:44,029
- If he takes one puff we're done for.
950
01:02:44,053 --> 01:02:44,720
- Amos, quiet.
951
01:02:44,929 --> 01:02:47,014
Homer, you can put that gun away.
952
01:02:47,223 --> 01:02:49,850
Doctor, I'm gonna walk over there,
953
01:02:50,059 --> 01:02:51,578
and I'm gonna take that
cigarette away from you.
954
01:02:51,602 --> 01:02:53,354
- Then you come at your own risk.
955
01:02:53,562 --> 01:02:54,271
- Take it easy, reverend.
956
01:02:54,480 --> 01:02:56,023
- Give it to me, doctor.
957
01:02:56,232 --> 01:02:58,192
- Stay away from me, I warn you.
958
01:02:58,400 --> 01:03:00,110
- I'm coming after that cigarette.
959
01:03:00,319 --> 01:03:01,479
- Not another step, reverend.
960
01:03:03,697 --> 01:03:04,897
- Nurse, get over here, nurse!
961
01:03:13,832 --> 01:03:15,626
- It's Walter chronic.
962
01:03:17,836 --> 01:03:19,713
Walter chronic.
963
01:03:19,922 --> 01:03:21,924
Walter chronic.
964
01:03:22,132 --> 01:03:23,300
- Walter chronic.
965
01:03:25,636 --> 01:03:27,054
- That's Walter chronic.
966
01:03:38,816 --> 01:03:40,651
Mr. Chronic.
967
01:03:40,859 --> 01:03:41,878
It's a great pleasure
to make your acquaintance.
968
01:03:41,902 --> 01:03:44,071
Welcome to
our city of eagle rock.
969
01:03:45,531 --> 01:03:46,824
I'm homer.
970
01:04:07,594 --> 01:04:09,638
It's David chetley.
971
01:04:09,847 --> 01:04:11,098
- It's David chetley.
972
01:04:11,307 --> 01:04:13,225
- It's David chetley.
973
01:04:13,434 --> 01:04:15,602
It's David chetley.
974
01:05:07,863 --> 01:05:10,240
- Ladies and gentlemen, please.
975
01:05:10,449 --> 01:05:13,744
Now, the next order of business
before the town meeting
976
01:05:13,911 --> 01:05:15,454
is the cutty sark sign.
977
01:05:15,621 --> 01:05:18,457
Some people seem to feel that
it may be a little too large.
978
01:05:20,250 --> 01:05:21,668
To be Democratic about it,
979
01:05:21,877 --> 01:05:24,546
let's hear from our new
cold Turkey treasurer.
980
01:05:24,755 --> 01:05:25,964
Madam treasurer.
981
01:05:29,885 --> 01:05:32,846
- Oh uh, thank you, Mr. Mayor.
982
01:05:35,015 --> 01:05:37,267
Well, the cutty sark people are willing
983
01:05:37,476 --> 01:05:40,437
to pay a small fortune to
put that sign on the square.
984
01:05:40,604 --> 01:05:42,523
I have the figures right here some place.
985
01:05:42,731 --> 01:05:46,777
Oh lord, well listen, I better
give you the total figure.
986
01:05:46,985 --> 01:05:49,863
Between pabst, Pepsi-cola,
Reed's ice cream,
987
01:05:50,072 --> 01:05:52,616
seamly, ladenform, and all the others,
988
01:05:52,825 --> 01:05:57,621
we got a nice $186,000.00 and change.
989
01:06:01,500 --> 01:06:03,794
Plus, all the members of the council
990
01:06:03,961 --> 01:06:06,296
are all driving general motors cars.
991
01:06:07,297 --> 01:06:09,758
- Thank you, madam treasurer.
992
01:06:09,967 --> 01:06:12,177
Very nice, thank you, thank you.
993
01:06:12,344 --> 01:06:14,054
Please, please, take it easy.
994
01:06:14,263 --> 01:06:14,930
All right now,
995
01:06:15,139 --> 01:06:17,724
I think maybe we'll compromise
on the cutty sark sign,
996
01:06:17,933 --> 01:06:20,269
and put it off where it
won't be too prominent.
997
01:06:20,477 --> 01:06:22,479
Now, the next order of business
998
01:06:22,688 --> 01:06:26,108
is Mr. Douglas truesdale
from Hollywood, California.
999
01:06:26,316 --> 01:06:27,916
Mr. Truesdale is here seeking permission
1000
01:06:27,943 --> 01:06:31,155
to film his new movie, kiss me, hungry,
1001
01:06:31,363 --> 01:06:33,574
right here in eagle rock, huh.
1002
01:06:42,666 --> 01:06:44,084
- Welcome to eagle rock now.
1003
01:06:44,293 --> 01:06:45,294
Welcome to eagle rock.
1004
01:06:45,502 --> 01:06:47,171
Move 'em on out, move 'em on out.
1005
01:06:47,337 --> 01:06:48,380
Welcome to eagle rock.
1006
01:06:48,589 --> 01:06:50,132
Welcome to eagle rock.
1007
01:06:50,340 --> 01:06:53,635
Non-smoking capital of the
United States of America!
1008
01:06:53,844 --> 01:06:55,204
Right here for inspection, please.
1009
01:06:55,345 --> 01:06:57,473
You gotta be checked to tobacco products.
1010
01:07:03,228 --> 01:07:05,230
Keep it going.
1011
01:07:05,439 --> 01:07:07,399
- Hey chief, where's main street?
1012
01:07:07,608 --> 01:07:08,275
- You're on it, mister.
1013
01:07:08,484 --> 01:07:09,804
Hurry up there, move along there.
1014
01:07:11,195 --> 01:07:12,797
- Looks larger on television, doesn't it?
1015
01:07:12,821 --> 01:07:14,048
Yeah, I noticed that.
1016
01:07:14,072 --> 01:07:15,550
- Where's a good place to spend the night?
1017
01:07:15,574 --> 01:07:16,759
- How many, just the two of you?
1018
01:07:16,783 --> 01:07:17,534
- Yeah, that's right.
1019
01:07:17,743 --> 01:07:20,871
- Yeah, I know a real
farm that will put you up.
1020
01:07:21,079 --> 01:07:23,540
Ah, 15 bucks a head and that
includes juice in the morning.
1021
01:07:23,749 --> 01:07:24,749
There's the address.
1022
01:07:24,833 --> 01:07:26,460
- Thanks, thanks a lot.
1023
01:07:26,668 --> 01:07:29,463
A farm, I'm not gonna
stay on any god damn farm.
1024
01:07:29,671 --> 01:07:32,549
- Tell my wife I'll be home at seven.
1025
01:07:33,509 --> 01:07:36,470
- Right here is where you get
your souvenirs at eagle rock.
1026
01:07:36,678 --> 01:07:38,722
Right over here, come look them over.
1027
01:07:38,931 --> 01:07:39,640
We got everything!
1028
01:07:39,848 --> 01:07:42,059
See what you'd like to take home!
1029
01:07:42,267 --> 01:07:44,245
Step inside
to see the cold Turkey doll.
1030
01:07:44,269 --> 01:07:45,437
She smokes and she talks.
1031
01:07:45,646 --> 01:07:47,064
She talks and she smokes.
1032
01:07:47,272 --> 01:07:48,472
Made right here in eagle rock.
1033
01:07:48,649 --> 01:07:49,900
Get your cold Turkey doll here.
1034
01:07:50,108 --> 01:07:51,360
I love you.
1035
01:07:51,568 --> 01:07:53,237
Smoking gives you cancer.
1036
01:07:53,445 --> 01:07:56,657
- Get your maps of the homes
of the officials of the city.
1037
01:07:56,865 --> 01:07:59,284
These maps will take you
right to the mayor's home.
1038
01:07:59,493 --> 01:08:01,870
They'll take you right
to the minister's home.
1039
01:08:02,079 --> 01:08:03,372
See our famous minister.
1040
01:08:03,580 --> 01:08:05,940
- All right folks, step right
up and have your picture taken
1041
01:08:06,083 --> 01:08:08,961
with one of the great town leaders here.
1042
01:08:09,127 --> 01:08:11,713
They're only a dollar
and a half, two for 298!
1043
01:08:11,922 --> 01:08:13,257
Step right up now!
1044
01:08:13,465 --> 01:08:15,634
We've got mayor wappler
over here on your left,
1045
01:08:15,842 --> 01:08:18,220
and that's Dr. Proctor on the right!
1046
01:08:18,428 --> 01:08:20,268
Step right up folks and
have your picture taken
1047
01:08:20,389 --> 01:08:22,266
with all the great town leaders here!
1048
01:08:22,432 --> 01:08:24,309
Eagle rock, where's you head?
1049
01:08:24,518 --> 01:08:26,436
Eagle rock's going ape!
1050
01:08:26,645 --> 01:08:27,956
It's all over, over 30!
1051
01:08:27,980 --> 01:08:30,148
Eagle rock, where's your head?
1052
01:08:30,357 --> 01:08:31,942
Eagle rock's going ape!
1053
01:08:34,027 --> 01:08:36,363
Make sense, not money!
1054
01:08:36,572 --> 01:08:37,590
It's all over, over 30!
1055
01:08:37,614 --> 01:08:40,367
- Harold, Martha, Dennis,
what's going on here?
1056
01:08:40,576 --> 01:08:42,178
Dennis, what do you
kids think you're going?
1057
01:08:42,202 --> 01:08:43,453
- They call it protesting.
1058
01:08:44,663 --> 01:08:45,663
- This is wrong, Dennis.
1059
01:08:45,789 --> 01:08:47,708
I don't understand you kids.
1060
01:08:47,916 --> 01:08:49,334
Eagle rock's moving again.
1061
01:08:50,335 --> 01:08:52,212
It's found itself.
1062
01:08:52,421 --> 01:08:53,714
It's found its pride.
1063
01:08:54,631 --> 01:08:56,150
Don't you realize
everyone stopped smoking.
1064
01:08:56,174 --> 01:08:57,801
Do you the self-sacrifice?
1065
01:08:58,010 --> 01:09:00,429
- Eagle rock, where's your head.
1066
01:09:00,637 --> 01:09:01,221
- This is terrible.
1067
01:09:01,430 --> 01:09:03,724
Do you kids realize there
are TV crews in this town?
1068
01:09:05,475 --> 01:09:08,854
Has your whole generation
lost its sense of civic duty?
1069
01:09:09,062 --> 01:09:12,190
Well, has it, answer me!
1070
01:09:12,399 --> 01:09:13,942
It's all over, over 30!
1071
01:09:20,907 --> 01:09:25,495
J” o god, our help in ages past j”
1072
01:09:25,704 --> 01:09:29,916
j” our hope for years to come j”
1073
01:09:30,125 --> 01:09:34,755
j” our shelter from the stormy blast j”
1074
01:09:34,963 --> 01:09:38,008
j” and our eternal home j“
1075
01:09:42,763 --> 01:09:46,850
J” under the shadow of thy throne j“
1076
01:09:47,809 --> 01:09:50,020
Okay Bob, let's
clear the head count.
1077
01:09:50,228 --> 01:09:51,563
Ready camera two.
1078
01:09:51,772 --> 01:09:55,734
J” sufficient is thine arm alone j“
1079
01:09:55,942 --> 01:09:59,863
j” and our defense is sure, amen j“
1080
01:10:26,056 --> 01:10:30,977
- My sermon for this morning
is particularly relevant.
1081
01:10:31,186 --> 01:10:32,479
Hold it, hold it!
1082
01:10:32,688 --> 01:10:33,897
I'm sorry, reverend.
1083
01:10:34,106 --> 01:10:36,525
Arnie, we didn't get a clear
shot of the reverend that time.
1084
01:10:36,733 --> 01:10:38,169
- What, do you wanna take it again, Jerry?
1085
01:10:38,193 --> 01:10:38,860
Yeah.
1086
01:10:39,069 --> 01:10:41,822
- Okay, ah, all right, rev,
let's take it from the top, huh.
1087
01:10:42,030 --> 01:10:44,032
The oh god, I help in ages pass bit,
1088
01:10:44,241 --> 01:10:45,802
and when you do the spiel at the pulpit,
1089
01:10:45,826 --> 01:10:47,946
can you kinda cheat it to
your right a little, please?
1090
01:10:48,078 --> 01:10:49,454
- This is a church service.
1091
01:10:49,663 --> 01:10:52,040
It was to be photographed
without interruption.
1092
01:10:54,584 --> 01:10:56,962
- I know, I know, baby, I
know it was uncouth, okay.
1093
01:10:57,170 --> 01:10:59,756
Hey, settle, hey, hey, hey, boy.
1094
01:10:59,965 --> 01:11:01,133
Hey, you ready, rev?
1095
01:11:01,341 --> 01:11:03,341
Arnie, get him
off to his right, will ya?
1096
01:11:03,468 --> 01:11:04,468
- All right, Jerry.
1097
01:11:06,972 --> 01:11:08,252
Okay rev, cheat it out this way.
1098
01:11:08,390 --> 01:11:09,617
You can work from the right of the pulpit.
1099
01:11:09,641 --> 01:11:10,641
Good boy, okay.
1100
01:11:11,810 --> 01:11:13,812
Foot and foot.
1101
01:11:14,020 --> 01:11:15,397
Okay folks, this is it.
1102
01:11:15,605 --> 01:11:17,607
Now, everybody rise, up, up, up, up.
1103
01:11:17,816 --> 01:11:18,483
Good group, good group.
1104
01:11:18,692 --> 01:11:20,572
Now look, you're singing
your hearts out, right?
1105
01:11:20,610 --> 01:11:22,446
Now, you dig the hymn and the words
1106
01:11:22,612 --> 01:11:24,252
that the reverend is laying on you, okay?
1107
01:11:24,322 --> 01:11:24,990
So, let's make it real.
1108
01:11:25,198 --> 01:11:26,575
Make it live, all right.
1109
01:11:26,783 --> 01:11:29,244
Ah, Jerry, ah, eagle
rock at work and prayer.
1110
01:11:29,453 --> 01:11:30,954
Pick up one, take one.
1111
01:11:38,628 --> 01:11:43,216
J” o god, our help in ages past j”
1112
01:11:43,425 --> 01:11:48,138
j” our hope for years to come j”
1113
01:11:48,346 --> 01:11:53,101
j” our shelter from the stormy blast j”
1114
01:11:53,310 --> 01:11:56,521
j” and our eternal home j“
1115
01:11:59,274 --> 01:12:02,194
- now, you listen to me, wren,
and you listen to me good.
1116
01:12:02,402 --> 01:12:04,196
It ain't just the Valiant tobacco company
1117
01:12:04,362 --> 01:12:06,072
that's talking to you now, boy,
1118
01:12:06,281 --> 01:12:08,450
or the united tobacco company.
1119
01:12:08,658 --> 01:12:11,077
It's the whole damn tobacco industry.
1120
01:12:12,662 --> 01:12:14,498
Are you listening to me, boy?
1121
01:12:14,706 --> 01:12:17,125
- This cold Turkey crap has
gotten outta hand, mister.
1122
01:12:17,334 --> 01:12:19,920
- Y'all got half the world
praying for eagle rock,
1123
01:12:20,128 --> 01:12:21,481
the other half threatening to quit smoking
1124
01:12:21,505 --> 01:12:22,798
just outta sympathy.
1125
01:12:23,006 --> 01:12:25,050
- And it ain't the 25 million dollars
1126
01:12:25,258 --> 01:12:27,219
we're trying to save now, wren.
1127
01:12:27,427 --> 01:12:29,930
It's every tobacco
company in the business.
1128
01:12:32,057 --> 01:12:33,934
Wren, are you listening to us?
1129
01:12:36,520 --> 01:12:39,147
- We oughta have our
own observers out there.
1130
01:12:39,356 --> 01:12:41,942
You know, people who
wanna catch those smokers.
1131
01:12:42,150 --> 01:12:44,110
- Wren, how many smokers
were there in eagle rock?
1132
01:12:44,319 --> 01:12:46,029
That's how many observers you'll need.
1133
01:12:46,238 --> 01:12:47,381
I mean, you'll glue one observer
1134
01:12:47,405 --> 01:12:48,782
to every one of them smokers.
1135
01:12:48,990 --> 01:12:50,408
And you hear me good now, wren.
1136
01:12:50,617 --> 01:12:52,828
You catch us a smoker in eagle rock.
1137
01:12:55,997 --> 01:12:57,457
- Bottom line?
1138
01:12:57,666 --> 01:12:59,876
- Wren, if you bottom line me once more,
1139
01:13:00,085 --> 01:13:02,212
I'll choke you with my bare hands!
1140
01:13:03,338 --> 01:13:04,673
- You'll get your observers.
1141
01:13:29,406 --> 01:13:30,883
- What do you mean you were sent here
1142
01:13:30,907 --> 01:13:33,034
to help police this project?
1143
01:13:33,243 --> 01:13:35,203
We don't need your help in eagle rock!
1144
01:13:35,412 --> 01:13:37,372
We got a thing called self-help!
1145
01:13:37,581 --> 01:13:40,876
So, you can just turn this
overgrown coffee pot around,
1146
01:13:41,084 --> 01:13:43,670
and take it back to your big
city and your big government,
1147
01:13:43,879 --> 01:13:46,464
and tell them they know what
they can do with their help!
1148
01:13:46,673 --> 01:13:48,174
- This is a takeover, ain't it?
1149
01:13:48,383 --> 01:13:49,777
- Everything's under control, odie.
1150
01:13:49,801 --> 01:13:51,678
- It's all a big bullshit.
1151
01:13:52,929 --> 01:13:53,597
- Damn it to hell, odie.
1152
01:13:53,805 --> 01:13:56,516
How many times do I have to
tell you to leave my gun alone?
1153
01:13:56,725 --> 01:13:58,369
- Look here fella, we
gotta get through here.
1154
01:13:58,393 --> 01:13:59,436
I've got my orders.
1155
01:13:59,644 --> 01:14:00,770
- No, you got my orders.
1156
01:14:00,979 --> 01:14:02,772
My orders is what you got.
1157
01:14:02,981 --> 01:14:04,524
- Shoot that communist, Amos.
1158
01:14:04,733 --> 01:14:05,942
Better dead than red.
1159
01:14:06,109 --> 01:14:07,777
- Ah, come on, odie.
1160
01:14:07,986 --> 01:14:10,447
- And after what he
done to czechoslovakia.
1161
01:14:10,655 --> 01:14:11,975
- Now, I'm telling you right now.
1162
01:14:23,168 --> 01:14:26,171
- Get your eagle rock balloons
right here, authentic!
1163
01:14:26,379 --> 01:14:27,923
- Get your money now.
1164
01:14:28,131 --> 01:14:29,174
There's not a lot of hats.
1165
01:14:29,382 --> 01:14:30,462
Hey, keep walking, will ya?
1166
01:14:30,634 --> 01:14:31,944
- I got a right to the sidewalk too!
1167
01:14:31,968 --> 01:14:33,011
- Get your hats!
1168
01:15:01,414 --> 01:15:04,334
- Everybody out, come on, everybody out.
1169
01:15:09,798 --> 01:15:11,925
- Of course, of course a
lot has been going on here.
1170
01:15:12,133 --> 01:15:14,928
Eagle rock has been doing
quite well, excuse me.
1171
01:15:15,136 --> 01:15:16,388
- Thank you, reverend.
1172
01:15:17,305 --> 01:15:19,724
- Oh reverend, may I have
my picture taken with you?
1173
01:15:19,933 --> 01:15:22,602
Cliff, come and take our picture.
1174
01:15:25,021 --> 01:15:27,107
- Right here, come on.
1175
01:15:41,329 --> 01:15:43,206
- Reverend Brooks, remember me?
1176
01:15:43,415 --> 01:15:44,517
Colonel Galloway, Washington.
1177
01:15:44,541 --> 01:15:45,333
- Oh, yes.
1178
01:15:45,542 --> 01:15:47,919
- Say, you folks sure
have come a long way.
1179
01:15:49,295 --> 01:15:53,258
The white house wants you to
know it's proud, real proud.
1180
01:15:53,466 --> 01:15:54,134
As a matter of fact,
1181
01:15:54,342 --> 01:15:56,177
we've been wondering how we might tie in,
1182
01:15:56,386 --> 01:15:57,679
oh, to help you, reverend.
1183
01:15:57,887 --> 01:15:59,567
- Well yes, we'll certainly think it over.
1184
01:15:59,681 --> 01:16:00,348
Thank you very much, sir.
1185
01:16:00,557 --> 01:16:02,267
- Oh, but reverend Brooks.
1186
01:16:30,003 --> 01:16:31,755
- One size fits everybody, reverend.
1187
01:16:31,963 --> 01:16:34,340
You're the guy that started it all.
1188
01:16:47,479 --> 01:16:48,799
Hello, Clayton.
1189
01:16:48,938 --> 01:16:49,939
- Bishop manley.
1190
01:16:50,148 --> 01:16:52,150
- I was just passing through
on my way to Bradford.
1191
01:16:52,358 --> 01:16:55,195
We're laying the foundation
for the new seminary there.
1192
01:16:55,403 --> 01:16:56,988
- Bradford's route 202.
1193
01:16:57,197 --> 01:16:59,657
You must be 30 miles out of your way.
1194
01:16:59,866 --> 01:17:02,118
- When I'm alone I
shall curse my road map.
1195
01:17:06,081 --> 01:17:08,208
I've taken a tour of the town,
1196
01:17:08,416 --> 01:17:09,856
and I've seen what's happening here.
1197
01:17:09,959 --> 01:17:11,279
Yes, bishop, I,
1198
01:17:11,336 --> 01:17:12,772
I think I know what you're going to say.
1199
01:17:12,796 --> 01:17:15,757
- It's not difficult to recall
the spirit of the community
1200
01:17:15,965 --> 01:17:16,716
the last time I was here,
1201
01:17:16,925 --> 01:17:19,928
but now, this vitality, this energy.
1202
01:17:20,136 --> 01:17:21,763
- This greed, this avarice.
1203
01:17:21,971 --> 01:17:23,223
- This unity of purpose.
1204
01:17:23,431 --> 01:17:25,600
- This anything for a buck.
1205
01:17:28,353 --> 01:17:29,521
- This time magazine.
1206
01:17:36,194 --> 01:17:37,194
It's just out.
1207
01:17:38,363 --> 01:17:40,532
Say we won't lose you to the movies.
1208
01:17:42,158 --> 01:17:45,078
- I tell ya Clayton, in
sports, in scholarship,
1209
01:17:45,286 --> 01:17:47,956
there are many ways to measure success,
1210
01:17:48,164 --> 01:17:49,791
but in the god business,
1211
01:17:49,999 --> 01:17:53,837
I can't think of anything bigger
than this, congratulations.
1212
01:17:56,256 --> 01:17:58,258
- Bishop, aren't we forgetting...
1213
01:17:58,466 --> 01:18:00,927
- Certainly, but we've got to look
1214
01:18:01,136 --> 01:18:02,887
at the whole picture, Clayton.
1215
01:18:03,096 --> 01:18:05,932
The church is bigger than
eagle rock, you know?
1216
01:18:06,141 --> 01:18:09,144
There's a whole world out
there that sees nothing,
1217
01:18:09,352 --> 01:18:12,647
but this, this symbol of
practical and moral leadership.
1218
01:18:14,649 --> 01:18:16,484
It is reserved for few to know
1219
01:18:17,610 --> 01:18:19,737
that symbols are sometimes composed
1220
01:18:19,946 --> 01:18:24,200
of two parts dung and
one part inspiration.
1221
01:18:24,409 --> 01:18:26,494
- Yes, well I haven't been stepping in
1222
01:18:26,703 --> 01:18:29,289
much inspiration lately.
1223
01:18:29,497 --> 01:18:31,499
- But, is it fair to deny
1224
01:18:31,708 --> 01:18:34,335
the rest of humanity the inspiration
1225
01:18:34,544 --> 01:18:38,506
simply because your shoes
are a little scuffed?
1226
01:18:50,226 --> 01:18:55,190
Oh, Clayton, you may have
reached your impossible dream,
1227
01:18:55,565 --> 01:18:56,858
dearborn that is.
1228
01:18:59,944 --> 01:19:01,130
Get your pictures here
1229
01:19:01,154 --> 01:19:03,740
with one of these great Americans.
1230
01:19:29,849 --> 01:19:32,018
- Clayton, milk and cookies?
1231
01:19:37,732 --> 01:19:38,732
- No, thank you.
1232
01:19:44,155 --> 01:19:46,699
- It's so late, where were you?
1233
01:19:46,908 --> 01:19:49,994
- Where I am now, Natalie,
where I always am, with him.
1234
01:19:55,250 --> 01:19:57,710
- Clayton, I wanna talk to you, Clayton.
1235
01:19:57,919 --> 01:19:59,545
- Natalie, do you wanna talk to me?
1236
01:20:01,172 --> 01:20:02,172
Well, speak up.
1237
01:20:02,882 --> 01:20:04,008
You can always talk to me.
1238
01:20:04,217 --> 01:20:05,218
You know that.
1239
01:20:07,595 --> 01:20:09,764
- No, please, don't turn the light on.
1240
01:20:13,685 --> 01:20:14,685
All right, fine.
1241
01:20:17,563 --> 01:20:22,527
Clayton, about eagle rock.
1242
01:20:22,777 --> 01:20:24,279
- Well, what about eagle rock?
1243
01:20:28,491 --> 01:20:32,829
Natalie, now, what about eagle rock?
1244
01:20:33,037 --> 01:20:34,197
- How will it profit the town
1245
01:20:34,289 --> 01:20:36,457
to gain the whole world
and lose its own soul?
1246
01:20:38,710 --> 01:20:41,045
- You quoted scripture to me.
1247
01:20:41,254 --> 01:20:43,548
Did you hear yourself, Natalie?
1248
01:20:43,756 --> 01:20:45,591
You quoted scripture to me.
1249
01:20:47,427 --> 01:20:49,470
Tried to trap me with my very own words.
1250
01:20:50,972 --> 01:20:53,057
- I thought they were
god's words, Clayton?
1251
01:20:55,810 --> 01:20:58,062
- Now you're trying to
trap me with semantics,
1252
01:20:59,063 --> 01:21:00,565
and you're slouching again, Natalie.
1253
01:21:00,773 --> 01:21:04,610
- No, that won't work this time, Clayton.
1254
01:21:06,529 --> 01:21:08,448
For once I'm standing up to you.
1255
01:21:10,825 --> 01:21:12,827
You know what we've become in this town?
1256
01:21:13,911 --> 01:21:16,080
A pack of monsters.
1257
01:21:16,289 --> 01:21:17,749
You know what that makes you?
1258
01:21:18,583 --> 01:21:20,209
A monster maker.
1259
01:21:21,544 --> 01:21:23,963
There, I've said it.
1260
01:21:25,423 --> 01:21:26,549
- Monster maker, hmm?
1261
01:21:27,800 --> 01:21:28,801
Like who, Natalie?
1262
01:21:29,844 --> 01:21:34,349
The president, Winston
Churchill, like Jonas salk?
1263
01:21:35,350 --> 01:21:39,103
Albert schweitzer, pope
pius, pope Paul, pope John?
1264
01:21:40,480 --> 01:21:43,358
Who else do you know, Natalie,
who made the cover of time?
1265
01:21:58,706 --> 01:22:00,500
Don't slouch, Natalie.
1266
01:22:26,359 --> 01:22:27,599
Welcome to eagle rock,
1267
01:22:27,777 --> 01:22:31,030
non-smoking capital of the
United States of America!
1268
01:22:31,239 --> 01:22:32,532
Hold it, hold it!
1269
01:22:34,117 --> 01:22:35,719
Wait here for inspection, please, hold it.
1270
01:22:35,743 --> 01:22:39,247
You gotta be checked for tobacco products.
1271
01:23:06,649 --> 01:23:09,569
I want camera two
on that highest parallel.
1272
01:23:21,664 --> 01:23:24,584
Watch the
camera, watch the camera.
1273
01:23:42,518 --> 01:23:44,353
- I don't care what you think anymore.
1274
01:23:44,562 --> 01:23:45,938
Reverend, will you please.
1275
01:23:46,147 --> 01:23:47,791
I don't think
that's very funny, quincey.
1276
01:23:47,815 --> 01:23:49,233
- Folks, folks, please.
1277
01:23:49,442 --> 01:23:50,586
- I don't know what she wants
more, a football field...
1278
01:23:50,610 --> 01:23:51,986
- You are trying to tell me
1279
01:23:52,195 --> 01:23:54,822
what a first class high
school needs?
1280
01:23:55,031 --> 01:23:55,698
I say you've got nothing
1281
01:23:55,907 --> 01:23:58,743
unless you have an a-1 theater
and an indoor swimming pool.
1282
01:23:58,951 --> 01:24:00,328
- And I say poppycock.
1283
01:24:00,536 --> 01:24:02,872
My high school didn't have a theater
1284
01:24:03,080 --> 01:24:04,415
or an indoor swimming pool,
1285
01:24:04,624 --> 01:24:06,375
and if I do say so myself,
1286
01:24:06,584 --> 01:24:08,169
I didn't turn out half bad.
1287
01:24:08,377 --> 01:24:11,088
- And you didn't turn
out half good either.
1288
01:24:11,297 --> 01:24:12,733
- Now, what kind of a remark is that?
1289
01:24:12,757 --> 01:24:14,026
I thought we weren't supposed so personal
1290
01:24:14,050 --> 01:24:16,219
in a town council meeting.
1291
01:24:16,427 --> 01:24:20,014
- Now, we have got to
repave around my bank.
1292
01:24:20,223 --> 01:24:21,933
I put in the acquisition.
1293
01:24:22,141 --> 01:24:24,018
- I don't see why I can not have
1294
01:24:24,227 --> 01:24:27,730
an extra $600,000.00 for my high school.
1295
01:24:27,939 --> 01:24:31,108
After all, uh, he's asking
for twice that amount
1296
01:24:31,317 --> 01:24:32,317
for his ridiculous thing.
1297
01:24:32,401 --> 01:24:35,988
- My ridiculous thing happens
to be an americanism center
1298
01:24:36,197 --> 01:24:37,197
right here in eagle rock,
1299
01:24:37,281 --> 01:24:39,200
and I'll tell you this
one thing right now.
1300
01:24:39,408 --> 01:24:41,577
When it comes to my americanism center,
1301
01:24:41,744 --> 01:24:43,496
love it or leave it!
1302
01:24:43,704 --> 01:24:45,540
- How very rude you are, Amos bush!
1303
01:24:45,748 --> 01:24:47,068
Now, I say he's got to apologize.
1304
01:24:48,793 --> 01:24:49,993
I want him to apologize to me.
1305
01:24:50,545 --> 01:24:51,212
- Ladies and gentlemen,
1306
01:24:51,420 --> 01:24:56,217
please, please, this is unworthy of us.
1307
01:24:56,425 --> 01:24:59,053
This is hardly eagle rock behavior.
1308
01:24:59,262 --> 01:24:59,971
- The mayor's right.
1309
01:25:00,179 --> 01:25:00,846
- Thank you.
1310
01:25:01,055 --> 01:25:01,806
- I think it's most important
1311
01:25:02,014 --> 01:25:03,367
for all of us to remember friends,
1312
01:25:03,391 --> 01:25:05,017
that eagle rock has become
1313
01:25:05,226 --> 01:25:07,228
a source of inspiration to this nation.
1314
01:25:07,436 --> 01:25:08,521
- Oh, the world.
1315
01:25:08,729 --> 01:25:10,064
- That's true, and I don't think
1316
01:25:10,273 --> 01:25:12,441
we can start spending 29 million dollars
1317
01:25:12,650 --> 01:25:14,986
when all we're gonna
have is 25, now can we?
1318
01:25:15,152 --> 01:25:17,071
- Now, let's stick with
first things first,
1319
01:25:17,280 --> 01:25:19,991
like the safety and
protection of our citizens.
1320
01:25:20,157 --> 01:25:21,909
- Yes, yes, he's speaking of the new
1321
01:25:22,118 --> 01:25:23,278
four million dollar hospital.
1322
01:25:23,411 --> 01:25:25,538
- The hell you say, I'm talking about
1323
01:25:25,746 --> 01:25:28,708
the new two million dollar police station.
1324
01:25:28,916 --> 01:25:30,167
- No, no, no, there's got to be
1325
01:25:30,376 --> 01:25:31,794
a new four million dollar hospital.
1326
01:25:32,003 --> 01:25:33,146
After what I've been through,
1327
01:25:33,170 --> 01:25:35,298
and I want it named after me too.
1328
01:25:35,506 --> 01:25:36,924
The doctor proctor hoctor.
1329
01:25:37,133 --> 01:25:38,926
The hoctor general proctor.
1330
01:25:39,135 --> 01:25:40,815
The hospitoctor of doctor proctor proctor.
1331
01:25:41,053 --> 01:25:42,573
Doctor proctor hoctor, the
hoctor, the hoctor proctor.
1332
01:25:42,597 --> 01:25:44,432
- Why doesn't he pull himself together?
1333
01:25:44,640 --> 01:25:45,224
- Oh, Wilma, please.
1334
01:25:45,433 --> 01:25:46,183
- It's these last few days,
1335
01:25:46,392 --> 01:25:48,019
they're worst than the first ones,
1336
01:25:48,227 --> 01:25:50,479
just knowing he's gonna
be able to smoke again.
1337
01:25:50,688 --> 01:25:51,748
- Yeah well, the hell with that.
1338
01:25:51,772 --> 01:25:53,772
What about main and elm
for our new police station.
1339
01:25:53,816 --> 01:25:54,483
- Main and elm?
1340
01:25:54,692 --> 01:25:56,852
The new municipal complex is
going out on main and elm.
1341
01:26:04,577 --> 01:26:05,745
- Folks, folks!
1342
01:26:07,622 --> 01:26:08,622
Can you hold it a second?
1343
01:26:08,789 --> 01:26:10,333
I've got some news.
1344
01:26:10,541 --> 01:26:12,144
I just got off the phone with Washington,
1345
01:26:12,168 --> 01:26:14,211
talking direct to the white house.
1346
01:26:14,420 --> 01:26:16,300
I've been asked to convey
this invitation to you
1347
01:26:16,339 --> 01:26:18,174
from the president himself.
1348
01:26:18,382 --> 01:26:20,593
If you can postpone the
presentation ceremony
1349
01:26:20,801 --> 01:26:22,428
until the day after tomorrow,
1350
01:26:22,637 --> 01:26:24,740
the president says you can
all come down to Washington,
1351
01:26:24,764 --> 01:26:26,223
and be photographed on TV
1352
01:26:26,432 --> 01:26:28,517
right there on the east lawn with him.
1353
01:26:31,854 --> 01:26:33,564
Well, you know, receiving the check.
1354
01:26:36,651 --> 01:26:39,487
Well, how about sharing a split
screen with the president?
1355
01:26:40,613 --> 01:26:41,853
Get a heck of a lot of exposure
1356
01:26:41,906 --> 01:26:43,282
with the president, you know?
1357
01:27:46,262 --> 01:27:49,473
You can't park here, Mrs.
1358
01:28:00,901 --> 01:28:03,237
Mr. Grayson, a few
words for our radio audience.
1359
01:28:03,446 --> 01:28:05,448
- No, no, get outta here.
1360
01:28:05,656 --> 01:28:06,782
Well, all I can say, wren,
1361
01:28:06,949 --> 01:28:08,617
is somebody better damn well light up
1362
01:28:08,826 --> 01:28:10,786
within the next 55 minutes,
1363
01:28:10,995 --> 01:28:13,456
because it 12 o'clock
comes and this check goes,
1364
01:28:13,622 --> 01:28:14,957
eagle rock will be a symbol
1365
01:28:15,166 --> 01:28:17,960
that could crush the
whole tobacco industry.
1366
01:28:18,169 --> 01:28:20,049
- Gentlemen, do you wonder
why I'm not panicked?
1367
01:28:20,254 --> 01:28:21,254
It's very simple.
1368
01:28:23,174 --> 01:28:24,759
Hold on to this, and uh,
1369
01:28:24,967 --> 01:28:27,303
keep your eyes on the
big clock on the corner,
1370
01:28:27,511 --> 01:28:30,681
and repeat after me, in wren we trust.
1371
01:28:32,308 --> 01:28:36,353
In wren we trust, in wren.
1372
01:28:40,274 --> 01:28:41,776
Balloons, balloons.
1373
01:28:41,984 --> 01:28:44,445
Get your eagle rock balloons right here.
1374
01:29:14,183 --> 01:29:16,977
- Hiya, doc, light your cigarette.
1375
01:29:19,980 --> 01:29:21,565
- Ow!
1376
01:29:28,322 --> 01:29:30,908
I like your boots, Amos!
1377
01:29:43,838 --> 01:29:45,798
Hi, Mr. Grayson!
1378
01:29:59,228 --> 01:30:01,355
- Whoa, whoa, hold the band up.
1379
01:30:01,564 --> 01:30:04,024
Hold the band, hold the band up.
1380
01:30:04,233 --> 01:30:08,362
This is, this is important
to all of you, so listen up.
1381
01:30:08,571 --> 01:30:10,447
Now, I've been thinking about what happens
1382
01:30:10,656 --> 01:30:12,783
when it comes 12 o'clock midnight.
1383
01:30:12,992 --> 01:30:14,827
That's in 25 minutes.
1384
01:30:15,035 --> 01:30:17,830
Now, there's two things
that are gonna take place.
1385
01:30:18,038 --> 01:30:19,748
First of all, there's a few of us
1386
01:30:19,957 --> 01:30:22,084
that haven't lost our taste for smokes,
1387
01:30:22,293 --> 01:30:25,254
and when that big hand hits 12, look out!
1388
01:30:26,964 --> 01:30:28,674
Tell 'em art!
1389
01:30:30,718 --> 01:30:32,136
- Now, the second this is,
1390
01:30:32,344 --> 01:30:33,637
and, and this is the big one.
1391
01:30:33,846 --> 01:30:35,347
When 12 o'clock hits,
1392
01:30:35,556 --> 01:30:39,602
there's gonna be 25 million
dollars coming to this town.
1393
01:30:44,899 --> 01:30:47,276
I wanna say right here and now
1394
01:30:47,484 --> 01:30:49,987
that I don't like what's
being done with it.
1395
01:30:50,195 --> 01:30:51,614
Hey, hey, hey!
1396
01:30:51,822 --> 01:30:54,950
- Now, we got 25 million dollars coming,
1397
01:30:55,159 --> 01:30:56,511
and I figure that if you divide it
1398
01:30:56,535 --> 01:30:58,954
among the 4,000 residents of eagle rock,
1399
01:30:59,163 --> 01:31:02,333
it comes to a little
over $6,000.00 a head.
1400
01:31:06,545 --> 01:31:07,838
- Please, please!
1401
01:31:10,215 --> 01:31:12,134
- I don't know about you folks,
1402
01:31:12,343 --> 01:31:15,679
but I got better things
to do with $6,000.00
1403
01:31:15,888 --> 01:31:16,639
than donate it to the city!
1404
01:31:16,847 --> 01:31:18,974
Please, please,
don't listen to him!
1405
01:31:19,183 --> 01:31:21,518
Please, don't listen, please.
1406
01:31:22,603 --> 01:31:24,063
- It's the communist!
1407
01:31:24,271 --> 01:31:25,991
Now, I say we
take a vote right now!
1408
01:31:26,649 --> 01:31:28,289
Please, listen to me, please!
1409
01:31:28,484 --> 01:31:30,754
- All those in favor to divide
the money among the people,
1410
01:31:30,778 --> 01:31:32,321
raise you hand, raise your hand!
1411
01:31:32,529 --> 01:31:35,783
No, look folks, please.
1412
01:31:40,454 --> 01:31:41,914
Shh, please folks!
1413
01:31:44,416 --> 01:31:45,668
Folks now, please listen to me.
1414
01:31:45,876 --> 01:31:47,962
You mustn't think of yourselves alone.
1415
01:31:48,170 --> 01:31:50,172
We must all think of the common good.
1416
01:31:51,966 --> 01:31:53,509
- The communist is out there.
1417
01:31:53,717 --> 01:31:54,468
What?
1418
01:31:54,677 --> 01:31:57,054
- I seen him, Amos,
he's got a gun and all.
1419
01:31:57,221 --> 01:31:58,263
- Oh, odie!
1420
01:31:58,472 --> 01:32:00,808
For the $6,000.00 a piece,
1421
01:32:01,016 --> 01:32:02,160
we'll have commerce,
industry, jobs for all!
1422
01:32:02,184 --> 01:32:03,894
- Minneck, be ready on the clock.
1423
01:32:04,103 --> 01:32:05,646
- All set up here, Mr. Wren.
1424
01:32:07,147 --> 01:32:10,234
- In wren we trust, gentlemen, go minneck.
1425
01:32:12,069 --> 01:32:13,988
Bombs away, Brock.
1426
01:32:20,703 --> 01:32:21,453
- Please, folks.
1427
01:32:21,662 --> 01:32:22,246
- What is the big commotion?
1428
01:32:22,454 --> 01:32:24,748
We have discussed the motion.
1429
01:32:24,957 --> 01:32:28,752
Somebody's done
something to the clock!
1430
01:32:31,005 --> 01:32:32,047
Folks, folks!
1431
01:32:32,214 --> 01:32:33,757
What's happening?
1432
01:32:33,966 --> 01:32:36,927
Where are those cigarettes coming from?
1433
01:32:37,136 --> 01:32:40,014
- Cigarette, it's 12 o'clock!
1434
01:32:40,222 --> 01:32:42,057
Everyone grab a cigarette!
1435
01:32:42,224 --> 01:32:43,284
Please, don't smoke!
1436
01:32:43,308 --> 01:32:43,892
Folks!
1437
01:32:44,101 --> 01:32:44,768
Please!
1438
01:32:44,977 --> 01:32:45,561
- Light up everyone!
1439
01:32:45,769 --> 01:32:48,105
Do not smoke, do not smoke!
1440
01:32:48,313 --> 01:32:49,732
It's only 10 minutes to 12!
1441
01:32:49,940 --> 01:32:51,793
I'm telling you
to put those cigarettes down!
1442
01:32:51,817 --> 01:32:52,943
- Folks, listen to me!
1443
01:32:53,152 --> 01:32:54,653
Please, do not smoke!
1444
01:32:54,862 --> 01:32:56,739
It's only 10 minutes to 12!
1445
01:32:56,947 --> 01:32:58,949
The big clock is wrong!
1446
01:32:59,158 --> 01:33:02,244
- No, no no, big clocks are never wrong!
1447
01:33:02,453 --> 01:33:04,747
- The big clock is wrong!
1448
01:33:04,955 --> 01:33:06,915
- Big, big clocks are never wrong!
1449
01:33:07,958 --> 01:33:09,126
It's the night!
1450
01:33:10,252 --> 01:33:12,212
Folks, listen to me!
1451
01:33:12,421 --> 01:33:15,966
Its' the devil, Satan, he's testing us!
1452
01:33:16,175 --> 01:33:18,761
He's testing our faith, our vows!
1453
01:33:20,220 --> 01:33:23,640
You must resist the temptation to smoke!
1454
01:33:23,849 --> 01:33:26,185
Something has gone wrong
here, something dire!
1455
01:33:26,393 --> 01:33:27,686
- Put that lighter out!
1456
01:33:27,895 --> 01:33:30,189
- Put those cigarettes away!
1457
01:33:30,397 --> 01:33:31,857
Please, do not smoke!
1458
01:33:32,066 --> 01:33:35,652
- Now, you heard the
reverend, nobody smokes!
1459
01:33:37,446 --> 01:33:38,446
Odie, odie!
1460
01:33:46,497 --> 01:33:47,497
- Folks, listen to me.
1461
01:33:47,581 --> 01:33:50,876
Homer Watson is going to call
the newspaper in lawrenceville
1462
01:33:51,085 --> 01:33:52,252
to get the correct time!
1463
01:33:52,461 --> 01:33:53,980
Give me a light, yes, here.
1464
01:33:54,004 --> 01:33:55,315
Please, do not smoke!
1465
01:33:55,339 --> 01:33:57,174
Folks, listen to me!
1466
01:33:57,341 --> 01:33:58,008
- Yes!
1467
01:33:58,217 --> 01:33:59,927
- Until homer gets back, don't smoke!
1468
01:34:00,135 --> 01:34:00,719
Let's wait for homer, please!
1469
01:34:00,928 --> 01:34:01,595
- Do you understand?
1470
01:34:01,804 --> 01:34:04,098
Otherwise, eagle rock
will lose everything!
1471
01:34:04,306 --> 01:34:05,516
We can't lose!
1472
01:34:05,682 --> 01:34:07,002
- Reverend, he's got a cigarette.
1473
01:34:07,142 --> 01:34:11,021
- My god, folks, whoever's
next to him, stop Dr. Proctor!
1474
01:34:11,230 --> 01:34:12,230
Do not let him smoke!
1475
01:34:12,356 --> 01:34:13,732
- Don't listen to him!
1476
01:34:13,941 --> 01:34:15,526
Let the doctor smoke!
1477
01:34:15,734 --> 01:34:16,401
- Folks, please, please!
1478
01:34:16,610 --> 01:34:17,194
- Doctor!
1479
01:34:17,402 --> 01:34:18,112
Don't smoke, easy doctor!
1480
01:34:18,320 --> 01:34:18,904
That's it, here, give me that.
1481
01:34:19,113 --> 01:34:19,863
Yes, give me the light.
1482
01:34:20,072 --> 01:34:21,949
- Stay calm!
1483
01:34:22,157 --> 01:34:24,827
Harold, Harold, play something!
1484
01:34:25,035 --> 01:34:27,246
Play something nice and sweet!
1485
01:34:29,123 --> 01:34:30,124
Oh, my god!
1486
01:34:30,332 --> 01:34:31,875
Please, don't smoke!
1487
01:34:34,336 --> 01:34:36,713
Homer, homer, get out there.
1488
01:34:36,922 --> 01:34:38,132
Thin out the crowd!
1489
01:34:38,340 --> 01:34:41,927
You've got to stop them from smoking!
1490
01:34:42,136 --> 01:34:43,345
- Has anyone seen Dr. Proctor?
1491
01:34:43,554 --> 01:34:47,516
- Dr. Proctor, Dr. Proctor, where are you?
1492
01:34:47,724 --> 01:34:50,853
Watch it, look out.
1493
01:34:51,061 --> 01:34:52,187
- Patience!
1494
01:34:53,856 --> 01:34:54,982
- Dr. Proctor!
1495
01:34:55,190 --> 01:34:57,609
Let me have it!
1496
01:34:59,069 --> 01:35:01,029
- Don't smoke, we waited so long!
1497
01:35:01,238 --> 01:35:02,531
We can wait a little more!
1498
01:35:02,739 --> 01:35:04,676
Miss, miss,
give me a light, please.
1499
01:35:04,700 --> 01:35:07,035
Dr. Proctor,
I got your light, doctor!
1500
01:35:07,244 --> 01:35:08,662
Please.
1501
01:35:08,871 --> 01:35:11,123
- What's going on here?
1502
01:35:11,331 --> 01:35:13,250
Doctor, doctor!
1503
01:35:13,458 --> 01:35:15,586
- Where, where, I'm coming.
1504
01:35:17,796 --> 01:35:20,048
- Dr. Proctor, Dr. Proctor!
1505
01:35:20,883 --> 01:35:22,384
Dr. Proctor, stay where you are!
1506
01:35:22,593 --> 01:35:24,052
I'll find you!
1507
01:35:24,261 --> 01:35:25,971
My lighter, my lighter!
1508
01:35:26,180 --> 01:35:27,973
You made me drop my lighter!
1509
01:35:28,182 --> 01:35:31,393
My lighter, don't anyone
step on my lighter!
1510
01:35:31,602 --> 01:35:33,979
- There you are, you communist.
1511
01:35:34,188 --> 01:35:34,980
- Give me my lighter.
1512
01:35:35,189 --> 01:35:36,189
- Now doctor, don't.
1513
01:35:43,822 --> 01:35:45,657
Doc, I don't know what happened.
1514
01:35:45,866 --> 01:35:47,075
- Well, I do.
1515
01:35:47,284 --> 01:35:48,604
I've been shot through the heart.
1516
01:35:48,744 --> 01:35:49,888
- But your clutching your side.
1517
01:35:49,912 --> 01:35:53,081
- I know where I've been
shot, damn it, I'm a doctor.
1518
01:35:54,625 --> 01:35:55,709
- Doc.
1519
01:35:55,918 --> 01:35:57,711
- Yes, reverend.
1520
01:35:57,920 --> 01:35:59,171
- Is there anything I can do?
1521
01:35:59,379 --> 01:36:00,631
- Yes, light me.
1522
01:36:02,591 --> 01:36:04,051
- But, you gotta wait till midnight.
1523
01:36:04,259 --> 01:36:05,969
There's just three minutes left.
1524
01:36:06,178 --> 01:36:07,930
- I haven't got three minutes.
1525
01:36:08,138 --> 01:36:09,431
- Now I've heard everything.
1526
01:36:09,640 --> 01:36:13,310
A minister who won't Grant
a dying man's last request.
1527
01:36:13,518 --> 01:36:15,103
Anybody have a match for a dying man.
1528
01:36:15,312 --> 01:36:17,064
- Why don't you use
this cigarette lighter?
1529
01:36:17,272 --> 01:36:18,272
- That's not a lighter.
1530
01:36:24,029 --> 01:36:26,573
- My lighter isn't
anywheres near that loud.
1531
01:36:28,367 --> 01:36:29,367
- Oh, give me the gun.
1532
01:36:29,534 --> 01:36:30,327
He's still moving.
1533
01:36:30,535 --> 01:36:31,535
- That's enough.
1534
01:36:32,996 --> 01:36:33,664
Shooting.
1535
01:36:33,872 --> 01:36:38,168
Hold it, hold it, homer is here!
1536
01:36:38,377 --> 01:36:39,962
- It's all a big bullshit.
1537
01:36:40,170 --> 01:36:41,880
- Homer is here, listen, please.
1538
01:36:42,089 --> 01:36:44,091
Hold it, hold it, hold it!
1539
01:36:45,842 --> 01:36:47,928
Homer's got the right time!
1540
01:36:48,136 --> 01:36:52,724
He's got it, it's five, four,
three, two, one, it's over!
1541
01:36:58,647 --> 01:36:59,647
We made it!
1542
01:37:06,571 --> 01:37:07,571
We made it!
1543
01:37:08,448 --> 01:37:10,284
Yes, we made it!
1544
01:37:10,492 --> 01:37:11,994
I got the check, here it is!
1545
01:37:12,202 --> 01:37:12,786
Look at it!
1546
01:37:12,995 --> 01:37:14,413
Oh, it's wonderful!
1547
01:37:14,621 --> 01:37:15,872
25 million dollars!
1548
01:37:16,081 --> 01:37:18,208
Please, you got a match, please?
1549
01:37:18,417 --> 01:37:20,836
- Look, look, we got the check!
1550
01:37:22,754 --> 01:37:24,589
We finally won!
1551
01:37:24,798 --> 01:37:26,883
Look, look here, here it is!
1552
01:37:27,092 --> 01:37:29,219
Here's the check right in my hand!
1553
01:37:29,428 --> 01:37:32,472
Look out, look out, somebody's coming!
1554
01:37:47,112 --> 01:37:48,112
We won!
1555
01:37:52,659 --> 01:37:56,038
- Ladies and gentlemen,
ladies and gentlemen!
1556
01:37:56,246 --> 01:37:58,957
Please, may I have your attention?
1557
01:37:59,166 --> 01:38:03,795
Ladies and gentlemen, the
president of the United States.
1558
01:38:04,755 --> 01:38:06,631
In eagle rock?
1559
01:38:06,840 --> 01:38:07,840
What's he doing here?
1560
01:38:08,008 --> 01:38:09,168
It is the president.
1561
01:38:09,343 --> 01:38:12,262
Oh my god, the
president of the United States.
1562
01:38:19,353 --> 01:38:22,773
- Sir, sir, may I, may
I have a light, please?
1563
01:38:33,325 --> 01:38:34,034
The president!
1564
01:38:34,242 --> 01:38:35,922
Now, let's get this shot of the president!
1565
01:38:50,050 --> 01:38:51,530
I don't want his god damn cuff links!
1566
01:38:51,635 --> 01:38:53,762
Get me a shot of the president!
1567
01:39:00,310 --> 01:39:03,897
- He's beautiful, he's here in eagle rock.
1568
01:39:04,106 --> 01:39:08,026
I tell ya, it's beautiful, what an honor.
1569
01:39:08,235 --> 01:39:10,779
- The president wants
you to look up there.
1570
01:39:16,159 --> 01:39:17,702
Eagle rock.
1571
01:39:19,121 --> 01:39:21,873
The future home
1572
01:39:22,082 --> 01:39:24,334
of the Mercury missile plant.
1573
01:39:45,021 --> 01:39:49,985
J” he gives us all his love j“
1574
01:39:51,111 --> 01:39:56,074
j” he gives us all his love j“
1575
01:39:57,576 --> 01:40:02,539
j” he's smiling down on us from up above j”
1576
01:40:04,040 --> 01:40:09,004
j” and he's giving us all his love j”
1577
01:40:10,213 --> 01:40:15,177
j” he knows how hard we tried j”
1578
01:40:16,470 --> 01:40:17,762
j” he hears the babies crying j'
1579
01:40:17,971 --> 01:40:18,971
- Natalie!
1580
01:40:22,809 --> 01:40:27,772
J” he sees the old folks dying j“
1581
01:40:28,899 --> 01:40:33,862
j” and he gives us all his love j'
1582
01:40:35,155 --> 01:40:40,076
j” he gives us all his love j“
1583
01:40:41,369 --> 01:40:46,291
j” he gives us all his love j“
1584
01:40:47,709 --> 01:40:52,631
j” he's smiling down on us from up above j”
1585
01:40:53,965 --> 01:40:58,887
j” and he's giving us all his love j”
1586
01:41:00,138 --> 01:41:05,101
j” now, if you need someone to talk to j”
1587
01:41:07,354 --> 01:41:12,317
j” you can always talk to him j”
1588
01:41:13,735 --> 01:41:18,698
j” and if you need someone to lean on j“
1589
01:41:20,909 --> 01:41:25,830
j” you can lean on him j“
1590
01:41:27,374 --> 01:41:32,337
j” he gives us all his love j“
1591
01:41:33,922 --> 01:41:38,885
j” he gives us all his love j“
1592
01:41:40,554 --> 01:41:45,517
j” he's smiling down on us from up above j”
1593
01:41:47,185 --> 01:41:51,273
j” and he's giving us all his love j”
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