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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,470 --> 00:00:08,320 NiPPON HERALD FILMS PRESENTS 2 00:00:09,560 --> 00:00:14,440 A N.E.W.S Corporation Production 3 00:00:14,800 --> 00:00:18,040 - So, I went to the disco yesterday... - No way! 4 00:00:18,110 --> 00:00:20,710 And I was approached by a lot of women. 5 00:00:20,910 --> 00:00:23,340 - Really? - Of course! But, you know. 6 00:00:23,440 --> 00:00:26,970 - In the end, you're always my favorite. - Really? Are you sure? 7 00:00:26,990 --> 00:00:28,940 - Really? - Really. 8 00:00:28,970 --> 00:00:31,740 You know, I went to the public bathroom the other day. 9 00:00:31,790 --> 00:00:34,270 My body felt so good after. 10 00:00:34,320 --> 00:00:35,790 - It sure does. - Totally! 11 00:00:35,850 --> 00:00:38,730 That's why I'm so happy to give it to you! 12 00:00:39,150 --> 00:00:41,740 You know, the other day, I went to the aquarium! 13 00:00:41,790 --> 00:00:43,730 - The aquarium? - Yeah. 14 00:00:43,870 --> 00:00:46,970 - And, of course, I was the best. - At what? 15 00:00:47,040 --> 00:00:50,250 - Well, at everything obviously! - In an aquarium? 16 00:00:50,280 --> 00:00:51,920 - Yeah! - That's nice, right? 17 00:00:51,980 --> 00:00:53,740 Thank you. 18 00:00:56,340 --> 00:00:59,480 - Wanna get some tea? - What's your problem? 19 00:00:59,640 --> 00:01:01,710 I'm done with today's Rakugo, 20 00:01:01,760 --> 00:01:04,110 so I thought it would be nice to chat with you. 21 00:01:04,140 --> 00:01:06,540 What are you talking about? Are you stupid? 22 00:01:06,600 --> 00:01:07,720 Cut the bullshit, man! 23 00:01:07,770 --> 00:01:10,670 What do you think you'll get out of dating a man like this? 24 00:01:10,700 --> 00:01:13,020 What's wrong with Shin?! 25 00:01:13,040 --> 00:01:15,160 What's the future with a guy like him? 26 00:01:15,180 --> 00:01:18,300 - Who are you calling "a guy like him"?! - Stop messing around! 27 00:01:29,580 --> 00:01:31,790 And now, what you've all been waiting for, 28 00:01:31,820 --> 00:01:35,230 after this heartfelt and passionate proposal, 29 00:01:35,240 --> 00:01:36,810 let's enjoy their love! 30 00:01:47,580 --> 00:01:55,290 SOMETHING LIKE IT 31 00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:05,470 Kumiko Akiyoshi 32 00:02:02,400 --> 00:02:08,780 {\an8}♪ Broadly speaking, I get it 33 00:02:08,030 --> 00:02:12,430 Katsunobu Ito 34 00:02:09,710 --> 00:02:14,830 {\an8}♪ I see where you're coming from 35 00:02:15,680 --> 00:02:20,380 Masahiro Kobayashi Denden, Tayayasu Ono 36 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:22,030 {\an8}♪ When you put up a tough front 37 00:02:23,470 --> 00:02:30,380 {\an8}♪ It becomes harder for you to act 38 00:02:30,830 --> 00:02:37,130 {\an8}♪ Others don't see the real you 39 00:02:32,010 --> 00:02:37,800 Erika Aso, Tomoko Igarashi Kaoru Kazama, Rina Naoi 40 00:02:37,930 --> 00:02:47,020 {\an8}♪ Your intricate, fragile, lonely everyday 41 00:02:45,950 --> 00:02:50,360 Ryucho Shumputei 42 00:02:47,480 --> 00:02:50,240 {\an8}♪ Of a cute girl 43 00:02:50,280 --> 00:02:56,520 {\an8}♪ She's moving on, she's moving on 44 00:02:51,120 --> 00:02:54,650 Senkyo Irifunetei 45 00:02:55,100 --> 00:02:58,490 Keiko Utsumi Yoshie Utsumi 46 00:02:57,130 --> 00:03:03,470 {\an8}♪ She's Moving On 47 00:02:58,880 --> 00:03:03,440 Yuki Yoshizawa, Machiko Washio Akemi Shimizuishi, Enraku Sanyutei 48 00:03:03,850 --> 00:03:07,840 Hirobumi Serizawa Go Nagai 49 00:03:04,800 --> 00:03:11,050 {\an8}♪ If you wanted to show your friends the secret of your charm 50 00:03:08,220 --> 00:03:11,120 Haruko Kato 51 00:03:11,160 --> 00:03:17,450 {\an8}♪ Some other day, some other day 52 00:03:13,560 --> 00:03:18,320 Isao Bito 53 00:03:17,690 --> 00:03:24,590 {\an8}♪ Some other day, some other day 54 00:03:24,890 --> 00:03:29,400 Directed by: Yoshimitsu Morita 55 00:03:43,040 --> 00:03:45,880 I don't wanna go to a place like that. 56 00:03:46,310 --> 00:03:47,800 - You idiot! - Hello there! 57 00:03:47,820 --> 00:03:52,060 Oh, hey, Shintoto! We were waiting for you! Come here. 58 00:03:52,090 --> 00:03:53,960 Wait, wait... 59 00:03:55,160 --> 00:03:56,480 Huh? 60 00:03:56,970 --> 00:03:59,550 Look how cool you are! 61 00:04:00,110 --> 00:04:02,720 - Bro, bro! - What an outfit! 62 00:04:02,830 --> 00:04:04,880 What should I say when I get to Tolko? 63 00:04:04,890 --> 00:04:07,120 C'mon, you don't need to be so formal with us! 64 00:04:07,160 --> 00:04:09,640 Maybe talk about the entertainment industry, 65 00:04:09,660 --> 00:04:13,100 or about how that Hara guy from the Giants baseball team is so nice! 66 00:04:13,130 --> 00:04:15,880 Yeah, he's on third base. That's good. 67 00:04:15,900 --> 00:04:17,160 But remember, Shintoto! 68 00:04:17,180 --> 00:04:19,180 You have to make the woman happy, too! 69 00:04:19,210 --> 00:04:22,220 So, when you put it in, don't waste a single second, 70 00:04:22,270 --> 00:04:24,280 and start talking dirty to her, okay? 71 00:04:24,460 --> 00:04:26,160 That's incredible! 72 00:04:26,240 --> 00:04:28,560 - Did you cut your nails? - My nails? Yes, I cut them! 73 00:04:36,760 --> 00:04:38,300 - Shintoto! - What? 74 00:04:38,460 --> 00:04:42,300 - It's time! It's finally time! - Go! Go! Go! 75 00:04:42,440 --> 00:04:45,310 Shintoto! Happy birthday, man! Something to help out! 76 00:04:45,360 --> 00:04:49,230 - Oh, you guys...! Thank you! - It's nothing, really. 77 00:04:50,860 --> 00:04:53,230 - Thank you! - I'll take you all there too from now! 78 00:04:53,240 --> 00:04:54,570 Wait, wait, let's do that! 79 00:05:17,630 --> 00:05:20,480 - Welcome. - Come inside. Watch your step. 80 00:05:21,270 --> 00:05:24,810 Who's the lucky girl? Oh, she's a doll. C'mon, follow me. 81 00:05:24,860 --> 00:05:26,990 Elizabeth! Elizabeth! 82 00:05:27,790 --> 00:05:29,800 Oh, Shintoto! 83 00:05:30,170 --> 00:05:32,680 I was waiting for you! You're late! 84 00:05:32,750 --> 00:05:34,890 - Madame, why so anxious? - I'm not anxious! 85 00:05:34,920 --> 00:05:37,560 Your teacher sent you a message for your birthday. 86 00:05:37,580 --> 00:05:39,130 - Come with me. - Yes! 87 00:05:43,760 --> 00:05:46,520 Today is your 23rd birthday, 88 00:05:46,670 --> 00:05:48,360 happy birthday. 89 00:05:48,830 --> 00:05:51,040 Thank you very much. 90 00:05:51,600 --> 00:05:54,310 As time passes, every storyteller 91 00:05:54,360 --> 00:05:56,350 has to develop their own taste, 92 00:05:56,360 --> 00:05:58,310 and find their own style. 93 00:05:58,380 --> 00:06:01,130 - Yes. - It is a difficult path to follow. 94 00:06:01,250 --> 00:06:05,050 Your 23 years belong to no one but you, 95 00:06:05,080 --> 00:06:07,200 they're yours and yours alone. 96 00:06:07,500 --> 00:06:09,260 - You understand that, right? - Yes! 97 00:06:09,290 --> 00:06:12,680 Storytellers don't just grow older, 98 00:06:12,730 --> 00:06:15,770 they must also mature as storytellers. 99 00:06:15,800 --> 00:06:18,080 - Yes. - Get into that mindset, 100 00:06:18,110 --> 00:06:20,400 and never stop doing your best. 101 00:06:20,480 --> 00:06:22,750 Yes! It is an honor to work with you. 102 00:06:22,800 --> 00:06:24,760 I'm Elizabeth. 103 00:06:25,270 --> 00:06:29,310 - It's a pleasure to meet you. - I'm Shintoto! Pleasure is mine! 104 00:06:30,430 --> 00:06:35,230 - What a strange name. - I'm actually a Rakugo storyteller. 105 00:06:36,170 --> 00:06:38,140 - A storyteller? - Yes. 106 00:06:40,440 --> 00:06:43,290 So, can you tell me something interesting? 107 00:06:43,360 --> 00:06:47,560 I'm not interesting at all, I just get by. 108 00:06:48,080 --> 00:06:50,840 But you don't look like a troubled man. 109 00:06:50,920 --> 00:06:52,960 Then, what do I look like? 110 00:06:54,220 --> 00:06:56,360 You look like a fish-eye lens. 111 00:06:57,300 --> 00:06:59,160 But it's cute. 112 00:06:59,600 --> 00:07:03,130 You really talk a lot to your customers, huh? 113 00:07:03,260 --> 00:07:06,080 - I always try to put them at ease. - Is that so? 114 00:07:06,120 --> 00:07:09,250 This room with the bathtub is really cool, by the way. 115 00:07:11,250 --> 00:07:14,000 Sadly, it doesn't have a toilet or a kitchen. 116 00:07:23,120 --> 00:07:26,800 - So, you got him to do it, huh? - What, with her?! 117 00:07:26,860 --> 00:07:29,820 What are you smiling about? 118 00:07:29,870 --> 00:07:32,270 I bet Shintoto is getting washed right now! 119 00:07:32,280 --> 00:07:35,790 - You really got him to do it! - Take your time, Shintoto, take your time! 120 00:07:35,800 --> 00:07:37,980 He said it was his first time, right? 121 00:07:38,060 --> 00:07:39,720 He really went in, huh? 122 00:07:39,760 --> 00:07:42,080 - I think I'll go look! - Hey, bro... 123 00:07:42,110 --> 00:07:44,600 - What? - Wanna go to the "tax office"? 124 00:07:46,040 --> 00:07:49,900 Thinking about Shintoto doing all that... you can't calm down either, can you? 125 00:07:49,950 --> 00:07:53,340 Can't you resist? Your wife is waiting for you at the master's house... 126 00:07:53,360 --> 00:07:54,160 You bastard! 127 00:07:54,460 --> 00:07:57,950 - They're really late... - Yes, they are... 128 00:07:58,590 --> 00:08:00,430 It's okay. 129 00:08:04,750 --> 00:08:07,690 Hey, bro, bro! You have money, right? 130 00:08:07,740 --> 00:08:09,760 - What? - Take me, too! 131 00:08:09,870 --> 00:08:11,640 Take you, too? 132 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:14,120 You're hilarious! 133 00:08:14,490 --> 00:08:17,050 - Bro, bro, can't you take me, too? - Hey, I can't remember, 134 00:08:17,070 --> 00:08:20,140 who offered you a gyoza and a half just the other day? 135 00:08:20,400 --> 00:08:22,260 Well, I'm joining him back there! 136 00:08:22,330 --> 00:08:25,870 - See you later, guys! - Woah! 137 00:08:26,060 --> 00:08:28,160 Bro! At least bring a souvenir! 138 00:08:31,790 --> 00:08:33,400 Here you go. 139 00:08:34,920 --> 00:08:36,590 I have to brush? 140 00:08:36,620 --> 00:08:38,600 - Make them shine. - Okay! 141 00:08:53,290 --> 00:08:55,480 Where do I spit? 142 00:08:56,090 --> 00:08:58,080 - Right there. - Oh, here? 143 00:09:10,650 --> 00:09:13,340 So, who's your favorite in the entertainment world? 144 00:09:13,840 --> 00:09:18,430 - I loved Sanpei. - Oh, I loved him, too! 145 00:09:18,670 --> 00:09:22,010 - He's a big one, huh? - Oh, you, too? 146 00:09:22,040 --> 00:09:23,160 Yes! 147 00:09:26,140 --> 00:09:28,170 - A big one? - Yes. 148 00:09:33,500 --> 00:09:37,690 Anyway, isn't it weird to brush your teeth during the day? 149 00:09:42,400 --> 00:09:46,760 Hey, it's okay if we have sex even during the day, right? 150 00:09:46,800 --> 00:09:50,320 - Yeah, it's nice... - Does this feel good? 151 00:09:50,920 --> 00:09:52,540 Yeah, it does! 152 00:09:53,280 --> 00:09:56,270 - I'll make you feel so good. - Yes! 153 00:09:56,940 --> 00:09:58,910 You're really cute. 154 00:10:06,220 --> 00:10:08,010 - Is that good? - Yeah! 155 00:10:08,080 --> 00:10:10,890 - Yeah? It feels good? - Ye-Yeah! 156 00:10:11,300 --> 00:10:13,450 - Hey, Shinniku, Shinniku! - What? 157 00:10:13,480 --> 00:10:16,670 What are you going to do now? 158 00:10:16,960 --> 00:10:19,310 - Maybe I'll go to the Pachinko. - Pachinko? 159 00:10:19,320 --> 00:10:21,880 Pachinko is really the only thing you're good at. 160 00:10:21,930 --> 00:10:24,310 - And you, Shinsai? - Me? 161 00:10:24,380 --> 00:10:26,860 - I'll go see some records. - Oh, records? 162 00:10:26,880 --> 00:10:30,060 Buy me one if there's anything good! I wanna listen to them, too. 163 00:10:30,090 --> 00:10:31,520 What about you? 164 00:10:31,530 --> 00:10:34,860 Me? Well, you see, today...! 165 00:10:35,050 --> 00:10:37,320 Why not call Miyuki? 166 00:10:37,390 --> 00:10:39,470 Or maybe Takako! How about her? 167 00:10:39,520 --> 00:10:42,890 "Hey, it's me!" "Oh, Shinsui? I was waiting for you!" 168 00:10:42,920 --> 00:10:46,000 "Are you stupid? It's not like you're the only woman in the world." 169 00:10:46,030 --> 00:10:47,680 - Hey, let's go! - Yes! 170 00:10:47,770 --> 00:10:49,690 What are you doing? 171 00:10:50,620 --> 00:10:52,880 Close your eyes, I'm trying to undress! 172 00:10:54,340 --> 00:10:57,100 So? You're gonna be naked anyway! 173 00:10:57,340 --> 00:10:59,500 What are you saying? I'm not a stripper! 174 00:10:59,520 --> 00:11:01,440 - I won't let you look! - Oh, c'mon...! 175 00:11:01,580 --> 00:11:04,220 It's not like you're turning into a crane. 176 00:11:05,180 --> 00:11:08,040 - Are you ready? - You always joke around, huh? 177 00:11:08,080 --> 00:11:10,140 You should grow up already. 178 00:11:14,560 --> 00:11:16,350 You have great boobs... 179 00:11:16,440 --> 00:11:18,860 You're so vulgar, what are you saying? 180 00:11:19,300 --> 00:11:21,920 What are you...? Stop being so nasty! 181 00:11:22,620 --> 00:11:25,050 Nasty? You do know we're in Tolko, right? 182 00:11:25,300 --> 00:11:28,830 Then, listen to what I say! I like obedient types. 183 00:11:30,730 --> 00:11:32,170 - Stop! - Huh?! 184 00:11:33,310 --> 00:11:35,310 - Let's just eat! - Yeah... 185 00:11:35,420 --> 00:11:37,310 We've got nothing else to do anyway... 186 00:11:51,050 --> 00:11:53,330 Can I put my undies back on? 187 00:11:53,470 --> 00:11:55,360 - Go ahead! - Thanks... 188 00:12:04,440 --> 00:12:06,600 What a cute pair of boxers! 189 00:12:06,650 --> 00:12:08,860 I picked them out of despair. 190 00:12:14,560 --> 00:12:19,130 - Here, I'll give you my business card. - Oh, I don't have one to give you. 191 00:12:19,150 --> 00:12:22,060 You read it like this: early shift, night shift, day off. 192 00:12:22,090 --> 00:12:25,440 Early shift, night shift, day off. Early shift, night shift, day off. 193 00:12:25,470 --> 00:12:28,570 - These little circles are all days off. - You sure have a lot! 194 00:12:28,720 --> 00:12:31,790 - Come visit me again. - I don't think I can... 195 00:12:31,880 --> 00:12:33,680 I don't have that kind of money. 196 00:12:33,960 --> 00:12:37,310 I came here today only because my friends all pitched in for me. 197 00:12:37,340 --> 00:12:38,240 Look! 198 00:12:43,180 --> 00:12:45,160 You have good friends! 199 00:12:45,180 --> 00:12:49,320 It's because I'm 23. but I've never been with a woman before! 200 00:12:52,810 --> 00:12:54,730 You kept quiet about that... 201 00:12:55,330 --> 00:12:58,330 Well, actually... My father won a bycicle competition once, 202 00:12:58,360 --> 00:13:01,720 so he bought me a woman in Utsunomiya. 203 00:13:01,760 --> 00:13:04,190 Really? What a good father! 204 00:13:04,700 --> 00:13:08,270 But I didn't want the others to know. 205 00:13:24,680 --> 00:13:27,290 Here, this is my phone number. 206 00:13:27,420 --> 00:13:30,300 - Your home number? - Yeah! Call me whenever you want. 207 00:13:30,380 --> 00:13:32,960 - Even in the middle of the night. - Are you sure? 208 00:13:33,050 --> 00:13:36,620 - Let's go eat something next time. - What? Really? 209 00:13:37,300 --> 00:13:38,970 Thank you so much! 210 00:13:51,180 --> 00:13:54,280 Do you know how many times I've been there?! 211 00:13:54,330 --> 00:13:56,730 She never gave me her number! 212 00:13:58,780 --> 00:14:01,260 Shintoto's so lucky! Maybe it's his "you-know-what"? 213 00:14:01,310 --> 00:14:03,600 - He must be huge! - Huge? Him? 214 00:14:03,660 --> 00:14:06,960 - Could that be it? - I don't know what else it could be. 215 00:14:09,770 --> 00:14:12,270 ♪ Where are you from 216 00:14:12,320 --> 00:14:14,620 Hey you! Is Shintoto here? 217 00:14:15,070 --> 00:14:16,480 He's actually naked! 218 00:14:17,240 --> 00:14:20,140 I'm too embarrassed to get undressed... 219 00:14:20,280 --> 00:14:21,180 Huh? 220 00:14:30,560 --> 00:14:32,640 Oh, you guys! What are you doing here? 221 00:14:32,700 --> 00:14:35,150 We came here to eat Gyudon! 222 00:14:35,290 --> 00:14:38,290 Look at that red face! They won't let you in like that! 223 00:14:41,530 --> 00:14:43,790 - Ouch! - Shinsui, bro! 224 00:14:43,820 --> 00:14:45,680 - What are you doing? - Wait a second... 225 00:14:45,710 --> 00:14:48,170 My body is very sensitive to hot temperatures. 226 00:14:48,200 --> 00:14:50,860 Oh, Shinsui! Wait! Try to drink a bit of water. 227 00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:53,050 Body colder, easier to get in. 228 00:14:53,080 --> 00:14:54,090 Are you sure? 229 00:14:54,110 --> 00:14:56,090 It's true! Go on, try it, drink it, drink it! 230 00:14:56,170 --> 00:14:58,810 - Wouldn't it be easier to just jump in? - No, just try it. 231 00:14:58,830 --> 00:15:01,770 Fill your mouth, it'll work! 232 00:15:16,110 --> 00:15:18,270 You were right, that was a piece of cake! 233 00:15:22,270 --> 00:15:25,100 It was great to take a bath, 234 00:15:25,130 --> 00:15:28,160 but my willy is swollen, it feels a bit strange... 235 00:15:28,680 --> 00:15:31,340 Yeah, yeah, that's normal. 236 00:15:31,390 --> 00:15:33,850 You see, since ancient times, 237 00:15:33,900 --> 00:15:36,730 they're known as Otherworldly or Tolko baths 238 00:15:36,760 --> 00:15:40,080 and, if you get in, you somehow always catch something. 239 00:15:40,140 --> 00:15:42,720 - Catch something? - Yes, something starts itching! 240 00:15:42,750 --> 00:15:45,300 So, to calm the itching down, you use this water. 241 00:15:45,420 --> 00:15:48,300 - Just water? - Yeah, pour some water on it. 242 00:15:48,480 --> 00:15:50,300 I'll try it out. 243 00:15:58,890 --> 00:16:01,240 It's true... That was so easy. 244 00:16:05,880 --> 00:16:09,260 Bro... what about that thing with Shintoto? 245 00:16:09,370 --> 00:16:13,210 Ah! You're right! 246 00:16:13,260 --> 00:16:15,080 Hey! Don't be shy... 247 00:16:15,120 --> 00:16:17,680 No need to hide it while you're here washing up. 248 00:16:17,710 --> 00:16:20,000 I'm not trying to hide it... 249 00:16:20,120 --> 00:16:22,730 Come on, don't be self-conscious... 250 00:16:22,750 --> 00:16:26,270 - You guys are acting so weird! - Come on, show us! 251 00:16:26,300 --> 00:16:28,270 - You're the weird one! - W-What do you want? 252 00:16:28,300 --> 00:16:32,520 Shintoto! You keep hiding your willy as soon as your belly shows, 253 00:16:32,620 --> 00:16:37,370 that's like, super weird! We already know each other's shapes and lenghts, you know? 254 00:16:37,390 --> 00:16:39,530 Yeah, bro is on the tiny side... 255 00:16:42,510 --> 00:16:45,480 Please, Shintoto, just show us! Show us! 256 00:16:45,530 --> 00:16:49,150 - Just the tip is fine! - Come on, Shintoto! 257 00:16:49,200 --> 00:16:52,140 J-J-Just a little! 258 00:16:52,380 --> 00:16:54,830 Okay, here you are! 259 00:16:58,910 --> 00:17:02,480 "Jugemu, Jugemu, Go-Kou-no-Surikire..." 260 00:17:02,560 --> 00:17:05,360 - "Kaijari-suigyo..." - "Jugemu Jugemu Go-Kou-no..." 261 00:17:05,390 --> 00:17:06,840 Wait! Nagashima, try again. 262 00:17:07,250 --> 00:17:09,470 Senior, please! 263 00:17:09,530 --> 00:17:12,620 Everytime someone makes a mistake, you always think it's me! 264 00:17:12,640 --> 00:17:14,570 Then, it wasn't you? 265 00:17:15,070 --> 00:17:19,660 Well, it was me this time, but you don't have to focus on my mistakes! 266 00:17:19,900 --> 00:17:21,260 Nagashima! 267 00:17:21,400 --> 00:17:23,260 Stop trying to be funny, 268 00:17:23,320 --> 00:17:25,600 there's noting to laugh about here! 269 00:17:25,770 --> 00:17:28,960 I'm sorry, I'll stop trying to be funny... 270 00:17:29,470 --> 00:17:32,880 I'll go to the graveyard this Sunday and tell my relatives. 271 00:17:33,740 --> 00:17:36,280 Okay, one more time! Start from "Jugemu, Jugemu". 272 00:17:36,300 --> 00:17:39,280 - One, two, and...! - "Jugemu, Jugemu..." 273 00:17:39,340 --> 00:17:43,280 "Go-Kou-no-Surikire, Kaijari-suigyo no..." 274 00:17:43,360 --> 00:17:47,550 "Suigyou-matsu, Unrai-matsu, Fuurai-matsu," 275 00:17:47,740 --> 00:17:50,760 "Kuu-Neru, Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro," 276 00:17:50,830 --> 00:17:53,640 "Yaburakouji no Burakouji..." 277 00:17:54,290 --> 00:17:56,250 Hey, who told you to stop? 278 00:17:56,300 --> 00:18:00,670 - Hey, keep going! - Stop keeping secrets from us, senior! 279 00:18:00,940 --> 00:18:02,540 What's happening? 280 00:18:02,600 --> 00:18:04,730 We have a guest from a TV station! 281 00:18:04,890 --> 00:18:08,670 What? Someone from a TV station? 282 00:18:08,880 --> 00:18:12,760 That was a mess! Try again, "What, someone from a TV station?" 283 00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:17,360 - One, two...! - What? Someone from a TV station? 284 00:18:21,630 --> 00:18:23,920 - Welcome! - Thank you for inviting me. 285 00:18:23,950 --> 00:18:25,760 - You're welcome, Shintoto! - Thanks. 286 00:18:25,820 --> 00:18:27,280 Please, come in. 287 00:18:28,940 --> 00:18:32,860 - Wow, you're really dressed up! - You think so? This is from Kent. 288 00:18:32,910 --> 00:18:36,670 Kent? Let me see, how cool! 289 00:18:36,720 --> 00:18:38,300 Thank you. 290 00:18:40,270 --> 00:18:42,480 - I like it. - It's really chilly in here. 291 00:18:42,510 --> 00:18:44,920 Just a sec, just a sec. 292 00:18:46,460 --> 00:18:51,280 - Oh, Kent is really fine! - It's the best. 293 00:18:51,470 --> 00:18:53,280 It fits well. 294 00:18:56,760 --> 00:18:59,600 - You want a sorbet? - Yes, thank you! 295 00:19:02,230 --> 00:19:06,230 How cool! These are all English books! 296 00:19:08,680 --> 00:19:11,360 Can you really read these? 297 00:19:11,880 --> 00:19:14,240 Praise me for other things, too! 298 00:19:14,380 --> 00:19:17,240 When I went to high school I never studied English, 299 00:19:17,450 --> 00:19:20,460 so I don't know if I can read these. 300 00:19:22,250 --> 00:19:25,720 Oh, that's "Dog Day Afternoon"! You know Al Pacino, right? 301 00:19:25,790 --> 00:19:27,640 Oh, so this is Al Pacino? 302 00:19:27,710 --> 00:19:31,160 - You look just like him, Shintoto. - Wait, do you think he's handsome? 303 00:19:31,210 --> 00:19:33,120 Or are you messing with me? 304 00:19:33,180 --> 00:19:35,360 - He's unique, don't you think? - Really? 305 00:19:35,390 --> 00:19:38,260 - Unique! - And I look like him? 306 00:19:38,640 --> 00:19:41,850 - You do, just look at your eyes! - We look similar? 307 00:19:41,870 --> 00:19:43,470 You do, you do! 308 00:19:43,530 --> 00:19:45,740 Cool! I'm happy you think so. 309 00:19:45,740 --> 00:19:48,250 - Even your nose is the same! - It is? Wow... 310 00:19:48,350 --> 00:19:49,950 The mouth... 311 00:19:52,280 --> 00:19:54,880 Well, who cares! Here, take your sorbet! 312 00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:56,480 Oh, thank you! 313 00:19:56,970 --> 00:20:00,650 - Al Pacino is really cool, isn't he? - Yeah... 314 00:20:01,290 --> 00:20:03,450 You sure live a good life! 315 00:20:04,290 --> 00:20:06,290 That's because I'm a career girl. 316 00:20:06,520 --> 00:20:09,290 The very incarnation of that! 317 00:20:09,520 --> 00:20:11,290 Yeah, I do have a career. 318 00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:20,490 I did a good job with the vacuum today. 319 00:20:20,540 --> 00:20:22,890 And this room is so tall, too. 320 00:20:23,310 --> 00:20:25,310 They're all like this in Tokyo. 321 00:20:25,340 --> 00:20:29,130 I think it suits you, Elizabeth. Though I'd never live in a place like this. 322 00:20:29,200 --> 00:20:31,760 Just earn some money, and you can have this. 323 00:20:31,790 --> 00:20:34,320 No, it's not that. It's just that I don't even know 324 00:20:34,380 --> 00:20:37,320 who lives next door. I can't live in a place like this. 325 00:20:40,600 --> 00:20:44,560 I think it's better if I don't know who's there. It's just easier this way. 326 00:20:45,330 --> 00:20:49,400 After some thought, it'd be pleasant if they always went "yelp yelp" 327 00:20:49,420 --> 00:20:51,260 around the same time daily. 328 00:20:51,310 --> 00:20:54,190 - You can use them as a clock. - What does "yelp yelp" even mean? 329 00:20:54,200 --> 00:20:56,000 - "Yelp yelp"! - Like a dog? 330 00:20:56,190 --> 00:20:57,580 No, it's more like "yelp yelp"! 331 00:20:57,600 --> 00:20:59,200 But what does it...? 332 00:20:59,950 --> 00:21:01,200 Should I hide? 333 00:21:01,660 --> 00:21:03,070 Coming! Hold on... 334 00:21:03,870 --> 00:21:06,280 - Ouch! - What are you doing? Idiot! 335 00:21:12,460 --> 00:21:15,210 I'm every high school girl's ally. 336 00:21:15,420 --> 00:21:18,440 I'm Takemura from the apartment complex cable broadcast. 337 00:21:20,320 --> 00:21:21,920 Ah, hello... 338 00:21:22,060 --> 00:21:24,960 I'm the president of the Rakugo Research Club, Takeuchi! 339 00:21:25,130 --> 00:21:28,090 - I'm Kubota, the secretary! - Ah, secretary... 340 00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:32,310 I'm sorry, I don't have a business card... 341 00:21:32,560 --> 00:21:36,110 I don't think we can talk peacefully here, shall we go have some tea? 342 00:21:36,140 --> 00:21:37,320 - Of course! - Right? 343 00:21:37,340 --> 00:21:39,770 - Rakugo practice must be hard! - No... 344 00:21:42,040 --> 00:21:43,500 Welcome. 345 00:21:43,610 --> 00:21:45,770 This is today's menu. 346 00:21:49,330 --> 00:21:51,870 You can eat whatever you like. 347 00:21:52,620 --> 00:21:57,640 Even so, everything is in English, I don't know what any of this is. 348 00:21:57,760 --> 00:21:59,900 - Do you want to eat the same as me? - Yes. 349 00:21:59,960 --> 00:22:01,530 Do you drink wine? 350 00:22:01,760 --> 00:22:03,560 - A Beaujolais. - Yes. 351 00:22:03,790 --> 00:22:06,940 Then, two Escargot de Bourgogne. 352 00:22:07,120 --> 00:22:09,390 - Two Vichyssoise soups... - Yes. 353 00:22:09,710 --> 00:22:14,200 I really want to eat meat... Two tenderloin steaks... 354 00:22:14,890 --> 00:22:18,060 - Rare, okay? - Yeah, "rear"! 355 00:22:19,770 --> 00:22:24,060 - Dessert... We'll choose after we're done! - As you wish. 356 00:22:24,090 --> 00:22:26,170 - And two espressos. - Perfect. 357 00:22:26,200 --> 00:22:27,470 Okay? 358 00:22:34,520 --> 00:22:36,480 Thank you so much. 359 00:22:38,520 --> 00:22:42,510 You're so cool! Just like James Bond! 360 00:22:42,920 --> 00:22:44,730 I just like to eat. 361 00:22:46,320 --> 00:22:48,810 - What are these? - Snails. 362 00:22:48,960 --> 00:22:50,430 Little snails... 363 00:22:54,780 --> 00:22:56,780 Here's your wine. 364 00:23:06,990 --> 00:23:08,750 It's good. 365 00:23:28,080 --> 00:23:29,580 Thank you. 366 00:23:34,080 --> 00:23:35,720 - Here! - Yes. 367 00:23:36,360 --> 00:23:38,090 - Cheers! - Cheers. 368 00:23:38,300 --> 00:23:39,560 Do you like it? 369 00:23:42,970 --> 00:23:44,800 It's really good. 370 00:23:49,930 --> 00:23:51,600 Please do! 371 00:23:51,630 --> 00:23:53,640 Thank you. 372 00:23:55,710 --> 00:23:58,320 So, which TV station are you from? 373 00:23:58,360 --> 00:24:00,810 It's for an apartment complex cable broadcast. 374 00:24:00,830 --> 00:24:02,670 - Cable TV? - Yes. 375 00:24:02,760 --> 00:24:06,120 Is it that easy to get? 376 00:24:07,070 --> 00:24:10,270 But only people from that apartment complex can see it, right? 377 00:24:10,280 --> 00:24:12,810 So, it's nothing super important, right? 378 00:24:13,370 --> 00:24:16,380 - I'm sorry... - It is a bit unimportant, though... 379 00:24:17,280 --> 00:24:20,760 You see, cable TV uses UFH radio waves to transmit 380 00:24:20,780 --> 00:24:23,850 the recordings to all the TVs in the apartment complex. 381 00:24:24,280 --> 00:24:27,560 So, our faces won't be seen in all of Japan, right? 382 00:24:28,290 --> 00:24:29,290 Yes. 383 00:24:31,290 --> 00:24:34,220 Which company commercial will we appear in? 384 00:24:34,250 --> 00:24:36,520 It's an ad for Yamazaki shop on Sakai Street. 385 00:24:37,280 --> 00:24:38,520 And what's that? 386 00:24:38,590 --> 00:24:40,010 - Huh? - What's that? 387 00:24:40,040 --> 00:24:42,090 It's the greengrocer near the complex! 388 00:24:42,430 --> 00:24:43,920 A greengrocer... 389 00:24:43,960 --> 00:24:47,980 So, uhm... will we get free t-shirts? 390 00:24:48,920 --> 00:24:55,070 Yumi, Mayo, Saki, Mariya, 391 00:24:55,310 --> 00:25:00,940 the wife greengrocer, the husband greengrocer, and me, the director. 392 00:25:00,960 --> 00:25:02,830 So, is my wife your senior? 393 00:25:02,890 --> 00:25:04,300 From school! 394 00:25:04,350 --> 00:25:07,260 That's why we decided to appear in this commercial! 395 00:25:07,360 --> 00:25:09,820 Exactly! Hey, is Kan from class 2A still around? 396 00:25:09,900 --> 00:25:13,270 - Yeah! - Oh, he's still there? How nice! 397 00:25:13,520 --> 00:25:16,220 What did he say once? To draw a parabola, 398 00:25:16,270 --> 00:25:18,440 you can think of drawing someone peeing! 399 00:25:18,480 --> 00:25:20,270 Hey, girls like you are my type! 400 00:25:20,330 --> 00:25:22,010 - Ouch! - Cut it out! 401 00:25:22,040 --> 00:25:24,520 So, you also know the biology professor, Oinuma? 402 00:25:24,560 --> 00:25:26,080 I do! Nama, right? 403 00:25:26,120 --> 00:25:28,940 He taught the Ogino birth control method in gym class! 404 00:25:28,970 --> 00:25:32,300 - Hey, don't shout things like that! - Who cares, we're a couple already! 405 00:25:32,340 --> 00:25:34,590 You changed so much, senior! 406 00:25:34,590 --> 00:25:36,200 But aren't we the same age? 407 00:25:36,220 --> 00:25:39,690 - That's true! So young! - Senior! Senior! 408 00:25:39,880 --> 00:25:42,560 Senior, were you part of the Rakugo Research Club? 409 00:25:42,590 --> 00:25:45,050 - Yesses! - It means "yes" in English. 410 00:25:45,100 --> 00:25:49,580 This girl was the first person who bought Linguaphone's English conversation tape. 411 00:25:50,170 --> 00:25:53,580 So, this script was written by your senior! 412 00:25:54,030 --> 00:25:55,960 When I was still in school, 413 00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:59,280 I won an honorable mention at the scenario competition. 414 00:26:00,520 --> 00:26:02,310 Hello, everyone! 415 00:26:07,250 --> 00:26:09,310 I wonder if it'll work? 416 00:26:10,080 --> 00:26:11,800 What do we do if no one shows up? 417 00:26:14,260 --> 00:26:17,930 Hey, mom, look! That girl right there, 418 00:26:18,160 --> 00:26:20,300 isn't she Takeuchi from that shop? 419 00:26:21,270 --> 00:26:24,640 She is! That's Takeuchi from the Kappabashi shop! 420 00:26:24,860 --> 00:26:27,440 Come touch it and choose it yourself! 421 00:26:27,470 --> 00:26:30,890 Will you buy a tacky cucumber, or a trendy one? 422 00:26:30,940 --> 00:26:33,530 At the Yamazaki Grocery store in Sakai Street, 423 00:26:33,560 --> 00:26:36,140 you have a flexible choice! 424 00:26:36,280 --> 00:26:38,000 Better than a supermarket! 425 00:26:38,700 --> 00:26:41,360 Hey, look at the TV! Seems interesting. 426 00:26:42,410 --> 00:26:45,660 Meet us right now at the square in front of Building A! 427 00:26:45,720 --> 00:26:49,080 The first 20 people will receive a free green pepper, 428 00:26:49,290 --> 00:26:52,860 and the first hundred will get a discount coupon! 429 00:26:53,300 --> 00:26:55,960 Let's go see what this is about! 430 00:26:56,010 --> 00:26:57,770 We're waiting for you! 431 00:27:02,360 --> 00:27:05,980 Welcome, lady! Here, this is for you! 432 00:27:06,240 --> 00:27:08,460 - Thank you! - Welcome, everyone! 433 00:27:17,600 --> 00:27:19,740 Welcome, here you are! 434 00:27:19,900 --> 00:27:22,260 Welcome! Here you are! Thank you so much! 435 00:27:22,270 --> 00:27:25,950 Thank you! Welcome! I'm sorry, we can only give you one! 436 00:27:26,010 --> 00:27:27,930 - Give me that, too! - What? 437 00:27:27,960 --> 00:27:28,880 The discount! 438 00:27:28,920 --> 00:27:31,230 We can't give it to green pepper takers... 439 00:27:31,240 --> 00:27:32,270 We're really sorry... 440 00:27:32,280 --> 00:27:34,270 Is that so? Oh, whatever! 441 00:27:34,280 --> 00:27:36,540 I wish I could have taken the discount, then! 442 00:27:36,570 --> 00:27:38,430 Green peppers, bah! 443 00:27:40,280 --> 00:27:42,280 - Welcome...? - Ah, can I...? 444 00:27:42,280 --> 00:27:44,060 - Ah, of course! - Welcome! 445 00:27:44,080 --> 00:27:45,790 - Here's your discount. - Thank you! 446 00:27:45,840 --> 00:27:46,970 Welcome! 447 00:27:49,290 --> 00:27:50,780 Good work, girls! 448 00:27:50,840 --> 00:27:52,590 Great, that was so good! 449 00:27:52,620 --> 00:27:56,520 As I thought, you're young, so it's super easy for you to deal with media! 450 00:27:56,970 --> 00:27:59,080 - Dealing with metal? - What? 451 00:27:59,080 --> 00:28:01,230 - No, dealing with media! - Okay! 452 00:28:01,260 --> 00:28:03,080 So, we were on TV? 453 00:28:03,130 --> 00:28:04,940 Of course you were! 454 00:28:04,970 --> 00:28:07,240 Well, it wasn't as exciting as I thought... 455 00:28:07,260 --> 00:28:10,350 Oh, but senior's "yesses" was actually good, huh? 456 00:28:10,430 --> 00:28:14,540 I had never heard of "flexible choices" before now, you know? 457 00:28:14,560 --> 00:28:16,860 But what about that "tacky" thing? 458 00:28:16,890 --> 00:28:18,670 Don't you think it was kinda forced? 459 00:28:18,700 --> 00:28:21,250 Yeah, I mean, we're selling cucumbers here... 460 00:28:21,420 --> 00:28:24,090 Maybe "flexible choice" was a bit too much... 461 00:28:24,110 --> 00:28:27,960 - You think so? I think it was fine! - Oh, by the way, what's your sign Mariya? 462 00:28:28,010 --> 00:28:30,590 Me? I'm an Aquarius. 463 00:28:31,260 --> 00:28:34,620 - That's why you're so cool. - Oh, do you think so? 464 00:28:35,840 --> 00:28:38,800 - I'm a Sagittarius! - Oh, a Sag! 465 00:28:38,840 --> 00:28:41,120 - They say they're super speedy. - Super speedy? 466 00:28:41,150 --> 00:28:43,950 - It doesn't really look like it! - What about me? I'm a Libra! 467 00:28:43,960 --> 00:28:46,680 - I'm a quick learner! - She is, she is! 468 00:28:46,720 --> 00:28:49,280 - What about you, Mayo? - I'm a Scorpio... 469 00:28:49,360 --> 00:28:51,480 What are Scorpios usually like...? 470 00:28:51,530 --> 00:28:53,530 Ah, they're really reliable! 471 00:28:53,560 --> 00:28:57,820 You're probably really reliable at heart! But it doesn't really show on your face. 472 00:28:58,290 --> 00:29:00,730 - What sign do you think I am? - Taurus! 473 00:29:00,750 --> 00:29:03,310 - Good morning, everyone! - Good morning! 474 00:29:04,860 --> 00:29:08,440 I'm Akemi Shimizu, a Scorpio and a weather forecaster! 475 00:29:10,600 --> 00:29:13,020 Mariya! Mariya! 476 00:29:13,120 --> 00:29:14,280 You're Takeuchi, right? 477 00:29:16,160 --> 00:29:18,920 - Shikiko? - You remember me! 478 00:29:19,050 --> 00:29:21,420 - I remember you! - I missed you! 479 00:29:21,480 --> 00:29:24,960 - What are you doing here? - Well, I just saw you on TV! 480 00:29:26,250 --> 00:29:28,920 - Wait, so you live in this apartment complex? - Yes. 481 00:29:29,020 --> 00:29:31,710 - Wanna stop by my house? - Really? Is that okay with you? 482 00:29:31,740 --> 00:29:34,600 - I only have popcorn, though! - Really? What do we do? 483 00:29:34,650 --> 00:29:38,440 I'm sorry, are you the girls who just did that commercial? 484 00:29:39,180 --> 00:29:44,160 - Can I get an autograph? - No way! 485 00:29:44,270 --> 00:29:47,270 This is how you hit the ball! Do it just like this, okay? 486 00:29:47,360 --> 00:29:51,070 After it bounces, it goes up like this, and then, you hit it like this! 487 00:29:51,080 --> 00:29:53,520 Understand? Try hitting this, here! 488 00:29:54,670 --> 00:29:58,110 Exactly! To make it simpler, let's try with this big one. 489 00:29:58,170 --> 00:30:00,520 Here we go! Hit it after it bounces! 490 00:30:14,300 --> 00:30:15,760 Here I come! 491 00:30:20,120 --> 00:30:21,960 Here! Here! 492 00:30:42,560 --> 00:30:45,610 What's wrong? Are you sleepy? 493 00:30:45,740 --> 00:30:49,840 I always get sleepy when I lay in the early summer sun... 494 00:30:50,010 --> 00:30:53,160 I beat you, I'm always sleepy. 495 00:30:56,340 --> 00:30:59,210 Don't fall asleep, though. I'll feel lonely! 496 00:31:07,360 --> 00:31:10,120 Be sure you burn your bridges... 497 00:31:10,190 --> 00:31:12,480 Even brothers have to sometimes... 498 00:31:12,520 --> 00:31:14,510 Oh, there's a Rakugo show. 499 00:31:15,290 --> 00:31:17,530 That's Shotaro! 500 00:31:17,800 --> 00:31:20,760 I'm sorry, waiter, can you please come here for a second? 501 00:31:21,150 --> 00:31:23,230 I saw him on some weekly magazine. 502 00:31:23,480 --> 00:31:26,300 You made me think of Rakugo! 503 00:31:36,590 --> 00:31:38,310 So, I'll make you forget again... 504 00:31:42,540 --> 00:31:46,190 I'm not famous yet, but I'll make you happy in the future. 505 00:31:47,580 --> 00:31:50,000 Hello, welcome, welcome! 506 00:31:50,060 --> 00:31:53,290 Suehiro's famous late-night theater is about to open, come on in! 507 00:31:53,420 --> 00:31:56,030 Here, here, don't be shy, come here! 508 00:31:56,190 --> 00:31:58,340 Don't be afraid, come on in! 509 00:31:58,680 --> 00:32:03,020 Here's two clients! Welcome, welcome! 510 00:32:13,100 --> 00:32:16,760 So, today I'm finally here in Edogawa, well, well! 511 00:32:16,810 --> 00:32:19,740 How many people are here today? I see a lot of fishermen! 512 00:32:19,870 --> 00:32:22,410 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, so today we're 10. 513 00:32:22,510 --> 00:32:25,740 But there's more! All the way to the coast, and even beyond there! 514 00:32:26,200 --> 00:32:29,870 "Manju Kowai"'s storytelling is pretty hard, huh? 515 00:32:29,960 --> 00:32:31,300 Yeah. 516 00:32:31,390 --> 00:32:34,640 It gets boring if you overdo it. 517 00:32:35,500 --> 00:32:38,160 You think it's better to pull from the story a bit? 518 00:32:38,270 --> 00:32:41,960 Well, it's hard to tell. 519 00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:46,320 ♪ Gong, as the bell rings, 520 00:32:46,410 --> 00:32:49,550 ♪ The tides turn south, 521 00:32:49,600 --> 00:32:53,440 ♪ And the crow jumps out, cra, cra, cra! 522 00:32:53,560 --> 00:32:56,460 ♪ The bones are here, here, here! 523 00:32:56,560 --> 00:32:59,770 ♪ Ah, Sucharaka, Sucharaka, Sucharaka-chan! 524 00:33:00,090 --> 00:33:04,700 ♪ Sucharaka, Sucharaka, Sucharaka! 525 00:33:05,270 --> 00:33:08,270 Damn! Here you are! 526 00:33:09,710 --> 00:33:13,230 I'm glad, every time Shinsai said something funny, everyone laughed. 527 00:33:13,260 --> 00:33:16,730 Exactly, you never got emotional, and you did a great job! 528 00:33:18,650 --> 00:33:20,830 - Ah, here the pig comes! - Woah! 529 00:33:20,840 --> 00:33:23,580 - Congratulations! - It went well! It went well! 530 00:33:23,640 --> 00:33:25,950 The girls were all like "kyaaa, kyaaa", 531 00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:28,650 I was afraid the roof would come down! 532 00:33:28,680 --> 00:33:30,440 Bro, I was so worried! 533 00:33:30,490 --> 00:33:33,760 - There's no carpenter available at this hour! - That's a good one! 534 00:33:33,790 --> 00:33:35,950 - And who's here? - Ah, some friends. 535 00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:38,430 - They know my sister. - Is that so? 536 00:33:38,590 --> 00:33:42,090 - Did you like my Rakugo? - I didn't see it. 537 00:33:42,160 --> 00:33:44,080 So mean! 538 00:33:44,160 --> 00:33:47,840 So, you only saw Shinsai's one? This is not a piano recital, you know? 539 00:33:47,900 --> 00:33:50,240 Well, it's something similar, don't you think? 540 00:33:50,320 --> 00:33:52,360 - So mean! - But, you know what? 541 00:33:52,410 --> 00:33:55,320 You really do have the face for Rakugo! 542 00:33:55,480 --> 00:33:58,640 Your eyes tell me that's not actually a compliment... 543 00:33:58,680 --> 00:34:00,490 Maybe your eyes don't work well? 544 00:34:00,880 --> 00:34:03,530 What's with you? You're both so mean! 545 00:34:03,580 --> 00:34:07,610 When I was a child, I used to date this girl that had an optician father, and... 546 00:34:07,630 --> 00:34:10,120 Shinsai! Do you have plans after the show? 547 00:34:10,160 --> 00:34:12,140 I'm going with them... 548 00:34:12,270 --> 00:34:15,020 You're a bit too friendly! What about tomorrow night? 549 00:34:15,080 --> 00:34:17,550 I have practice tomorrow night. 550 00:34:17,560 --> 00:34:21,130 Practice, practice! There's more to life than just practicing Rakugo! 551 00:34:21,180 --> 00:34:22,830 Practice a bit of Matsuzaka, and Takeshita! 552 00:34:22,860 --> 00:34:25,000 - There's Keiko Fuji, too! - Tomorrow...! Be quiet! 553 00:34:25,020 --> 00:34:28,380 Tomorrow night, Megumi Satsu is at Ginpari, we'll take you with us! 554 00:34:28,400 --> 00:34:30,160 Your sister is coming too, right? 555 00:34:30,240 --> 00:34:33,290 - I'd like to come, but... - Then, just come with us! 556 00:34:35,290 --> 00:34:37,340 - Come on! - You're so frustrating, gosh! 557 00:34:37,400 --> 00:34:39,720 "Hey, you, what are you clapping your hands for?" 558 00:34:39,720 --> 00:34:41,310 "Are you begging for something?" 559 00:34:41,320 --> 00:34:44,090 "What are you talking about? When you call for someone," 560 00:34:44,110 --> 00:34:46,520 "you have to clap your hands like this, you know!" 561 00:34:46,540 --> 00:34:48,000 "Okuya!" 562 00:34:48,310 --> 00:34:50,310 - "Okuya!" - Wait, no, wait a second. 563 00:34:50,440 --> 00:34:52,670 You can't look up when you start calling, 564 00:34:52,680 --> 00:34:55,260 or it seems like you're calling a cat on the roof. 565 00:34:55,310 --> 00:34:57,160 Okay? So, since Okuya is in the back... 566 00:34:57,690 --> 00:35:01,250 "Okuya! Okuya!" You have to do something like this. 567 00:35:01,310 --> 00:35:03,600 Try again, start from "what are you clapping"? 568 00:35:03,610 --> 00:35:04,360 Yes. 569 00:35:04,520 --> 00:35:06,890 Hey, you, what are you clapping your hands for? 570 00:35:06,940 --> 00:35:08,640 Are you begging for something? 571 00:35:08,670 --> 00:35:13,040 When you call for someone, you have to clap your hands like this, you know? 572 00:35:13,260 --> 00:35:15,280 Hey, Okuya! 573 00:35:16,120 --> 00:35:17,800 What are you even talking about? 574 00:35:17,840 --> 00:35:21,420 There's barely any space for you in this kitchen and in the back! 575 00:35:21,470 --> 00:35:23,270 Every time I walk around, 576 00:35:23,360 --> 00:35:26,060 your head always pops out of nowhere! 577 00:35:26,140 --> 00:35:34,410 Be quiet! Hey, Okuya! Okuya! And that's the end! 578 00:35:34,510 --> 00:35:37,290 Thank you everyone! 579 00:35:37,390 --> 00:35:41,020 - Thank you. - Thank you. 580 00:35:41,040 --> 00:35:44,300 - Thank you. - Thank you! 581 00:35:44,330 --> 00:35:47,300 Thank you very much... 582 00:35:48,970 --> 00:35:51,930 - Thank you! - Ah, thank you so much! 583 00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:55,980 - Hey, I think that was the last one. - Great, should we go? 584 00:35:58,480 --> 00:36:01,930 - Bye, guys. Be careful! - Thank you, you did great today! 585 00:36:01,980 --> 00:36:03,360 - Ah, Shinsui! - Yes? 586 00:36:03,400 --> 00:36:05,930 Take this, go buy some cigarettes with everyone! 587 00:36:05,950 --> 00:36:08,440 Bro, you're the best! Thank you for everything! 588 00:36:08,460 --> 00:36:10,120 Bye, then! Thank you! 589 00:36:10,250 --> 00:36:13,260 - Thank you for today! - He gave me this. 590 00:36:13,790 --> 00:36:17,390 - Thank you! - Let's go! 591 00:36:17,660 --> 00:36:20,360 When he has money, he always goes to Tolko, huh? 592 00:36:20,400 --> 00:36:22,110 I kinda feel sorry for his wife... 593 00:36:22,120 --> 00:36:24,270 Oh, you know nothing about wives. 594 00:36:24,280 --> 00:36:27,640 - I want to get married, too! - Shut up! 595 00:36:28,330 --> 00:36:30,120 It's only natural, right? 596 00:36:30,160 --> 00:36:32,700 - Yeah, you're right. - Oh, come on... 597 00:36:34,510 --> 00:36:39,580 Oh! Hey! Hey, hey, hey, hey, you girl! 598 00:36:39,660 --> 00:36:42,880 - Want to come with us? - Who do you think I am? 599 00:36:44,590 --> 00:36:45,780 - Who's she? - Heh... 600 00:36:45,840 --> 00:36:49,740 She should know better than to walk around with a pretty face like that. 601 00:36:49,980 --> 00:36:52,300 There's still a long way untill morning, huh? 602 00:36:52,360 --> 00:36:56,010 I mean, it's summer, won't it be morning in a second? 603 00:36:56,110 --> 00:37:00,400 Maybe so, but that won't change the first train's time. 604 00:37:00,990 --> 00:37:03,240 Do we go to a coffee shop again? 605 00:37:05,240 --> 00:37:07,680 - I'm so tired... - Aren't there any cool places around? 606 00:37:07,710 --> 00:37:09,800 - What about an all-night movie? - All-night? 607 00:37:09,820 --> 00:37:11,840 That's boring, bro... 608 00:37:11,870 --> 00:37:14,080 Hey, guys! What are you doing at this hour? 609 00:37:14,110 --> 00:37:16,520 - Hello! - We just finished at Suehiro. 610 00:37:16,670 --> 00:37:19,000 Suehiro? You must be joking, at this time? 611 00:37:19,020 --> 00:37:21,080 No way his show was that late. What's up? 612 00:37:21,080 --> 00:37:23,150 We have no money, just wandering... 613 00:37:23,200 --> 00:37:24,990 - No money? - Yeah... 614 00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:27,270 - How many are you? - We're six... 615 00:37:27,390 --> 00:37:29,000 - Six? - Yes! 616 00:37:29,930 --> 00:37:31,930 Then, this should be enough, here! 617 00:37:31,960 --> 00:37:34,800 Find an inn for the night, grab alcohol if it's too much! 618 00:37:34,910 --> 00:37:37,180 - Get a good night sleep, okay? - Yes. 619 00:37:37,230 --> 00:37:38,410 Thank you so much! 620 00:37:38,460 --> 00:37:40,250 And, by the way... 621 00:37:41,050 --> 00:37:45,260 I'm with Isuzu Yamada, but keep it a secret. No one has to know, okay? 622 00:37:45,340 --> 00:37:48,920 - We understand! - A secret, okay? Okay, we can go! 623 00:37:52,910 --> 00:37:55,520 - Hurray! - Hurray! 624 00:37:56,030 --> 00:37:58,110 Good, we're calling it a day. See you, guys! 625 00:37:58,140 --> 00:38:00,520 - Oh, you're going already? - Thank you for tonight! 626 00:38:00,560 --> 00:38:03,480 - You're going? - Don't they want this? 627 00:38:25,560 --> 00:38:28,840 - Welcome home! - Oh! Oh, never mind the boobs. 628 00:38:28,890 --> 00:38:31,120 - Are you free tomorrow, Sayoko? - I'm free! 629 00:38:31,150 --> 00:38:33,260 Really? Then, let's make a call! 630 00:38:33,360 --> 00:38:35,280 - Where to? - The weather forecaster! 631 00:38:35,340 --> 00:38:39,040 If it's sunny, we'll leave in the morning. If it rains, we'll do it three times! 632 00:38:39,050 --> 00:38:41,800 - Do you have the stamina? - Huh? Of course I do! 633 00:38:41,850 --> 00:38:44,960 But only if it rains, okay? 634 00:38:49,600 --> 00:38:51,480 It's raining...! 635 00:38:53,960 --> 00:38:56,880 - Rock, paper, scissors! - Rock, paper, scissors! 636 00:38:56,920 --> 00:38:59,660 - Rock, paper, scissors! - Rock, paper, scissors! 637 00:39:04,230 --> 00:39:06,780 Do you come to places like this often? 638 00:39:06,830 --> 00:39:09,680 Huh? More or less... 639 00:39:14,410 --> 00:39:16,880 - Here's some tea. - Thank you. 640 00:39:30,250 --> 00:39:33,440 - Are you okay? - Y-Yeah... 641 00:39:34,620 --> 00:39:37,260 What? Can you eat that? 642 00:39:37,360 --> 00:39:38,960 Well... yeah... 643 00:39:40,700 --> 00:39:43,760 Shintoto! Are you sleeping? 644 00:39:44,750 --> 00:39:47,720 Shintoto! Wake up, let's talk a little! 645 00:39:48,030 --> 00:39:51,280 About our masters! Or maybe about the madame? 646 00:39:51,360 --> 00:39:54,090 Come on! We can even talk about our bros if you prefer. 647 00:39:54,140 --> 00:39:56,280 Or about your type of woman? 648 00:39:56,400 --> 00:40:00,120 - Shintoto! - Give me a break, bro... 649 00:40:00,330 --> 00:40:04,290 - I'll do better next time, okay? - Don't be like that! 650 00:40:04,480 --> 00:40:06,970 Please? Don't you want to talk about 651 00:40:07,040 --> 00:40:09,550 a lot of different things, and slowly get sleepy? 652 00:40:09,610 --> 00:40:12,540 - Come on! - I'm already sleepy. 653 00:40:15,320 --> 00:40:17,070 Shintoto. 654 00:40:18,080 --> 00:40:21,680 You know, I... I've always liked you. 655 00:40:21,710 --> 00:40:24,270 No, bro! Bro! Leave me alone, bro! 656 00:40:24,480 --> 00:40:25,960 Come on, baby... 657 00:40:26,310 --> 00:40:28,560 Does that feel good? Does it? 658 00:40:29,310 --> 00:40:32,270 You can't do this! Stop...! 659 00:40:33,320 --> 00:40:36,030 - See? You woke up, right? - Yeah... 660 00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:45,580 It's you, Akiko! 661 00:40:47,330 --> 00:40:50,440 - You scared me! - Welcome home. 662 00:40:51,180 --> 00:40:53,920 You even left the door open... 663 00:40:55,580 --> 00:40:59,340 I'm sorry... I need complete darkness to hear this. 664 00:40:59,400 --> 00:41:03,050 - Are you okay? - Not really... 665 00:41:03,100 --> 00:41:06,400 - I resigned from my job again. - What? Why? 666 00:41:06,750 --> 00:41:09,440 They weren't good people. 667 00:41:10,840 --> 00:41:13,850 Of course they aren't, they're just coworkers. 668 00:41:13,950 --> 00:41:18,030 They all just try to put up with it all. What are you doing now? 669 00:41:18,080 --> 00:41:20,830 I tried going to the movies... 670 00:41:21,050 --> 00:41:24,300 - But there was a creep there. - Did he do something to you? 671 00:41:24,510 --> 00:41:27,300 There were a lot of empty seats, 672 00:41:27,420 --> 00:41:30,890 but he sat down next to me, and started acting all fidgety. 673 00:41:30,940 --> 00:41:33,550 - That's creepy, right? - You know, 674 00:41:33,640 --> 00:41:36,920 when a girl goes to the movies alone there's this little trick. 675 00:41:36,960 --> 00:41:41,320 You sit in the aisle seat and leave your bag in the seat next to you, okay? 676 00:41:41,370 --> 00:41:45,040 - Your blouse is dirty. - I'll wash it. 677 00:41:45,100 --> 00:41:47,870 Buy a new one, I'll pay for it! 678 00:41:47,950 --> 00:41:50,040 You know, I really like dogs. 679 00:41:50,160 --> 00:41:53,330 - Didn't you say you hated them? - Yeah, but... 680 00:41:53,400 --> 00:41:57,330 My friend's dog had puppies, and he said he'd give me one. 681 00:41:57,420 --> 00:42:00,340 But he's a guy, so I thought I should buy it myself. 682 00:42:00,400 --> 00:42:02,340 Yeah, go ahead and buy it! 683 00:42:04,080 --> 00:42:05,980 Let's see... 684 00:42:07,280 --> 00:42:11,710 These are for the dog, and these for the new blouse. Should be enough, right? 685 00:42:12,280 --> 00:42:13,870 - Here! - Thank you. 686 00:42:13,930 --> 00:42:16,780 It's no good for a girl like you to mope around, though. 687 00:42:16,800 --> 00:42:20,670 Work hard and keep your job next time. Even though I know you won't listen. 688 00:42:34,030 --> 00:42:36,380 Hi! May I help you? 689 00:42:36,440 --> 00:42:38,720 Please tell me the way to the... 690 00:42:38,760 --> 00:42:40,310 Master's house! 691 00:42:40,360 --> 00:42:42,920 Master's house? Okay, thank you. 692 00:42:42,970 --> 00:42:44,760 Thank you! 693 00:42:51,690 --> 00:42:54,200 Madame, a postcard arrived today. 694 00:42:54,240 --> 00:42:58,190 Oh, thank you. What is it? Let me see... 695 00:43:00,890 --> 00:43:06,270 "And now, the 23rd sakura class is..." Oh! This is for our class reunion! 696 00:43:06,330 --> 00:43:09,480 - You still have class reunions? - Of course! 697 00:43:09,560 --> 00:43:13,070 My school was the Taimei Elementary school! It has its traditions. 698 00:43:13,120 --> 00:43:14,010 I see. 699 00:43:14,040 --> 00:43:16,090 It's a really old school? 700 00:43:16,190 --> 00:43:19,000 - Old school? Watch your mouth, young man. - I'm sorry. 701 00:43:22,290 --> 00:43:23,850 Coming! 702 00:43:25,900 --> 00:43:28,750 Oh, it's been so long! And here I was wondering who it was! 703 00:43:28,760 --> 00:43:31,150 Mariya, Yumi, Saki, Mayo! So happy to see you! 704 00:43:31,160 --> 00:43:36,860 - You haven't changed a bit! - Mrs. Yaeko... you've aged so much. 705 00:43:38,080 --> 00:43:42,970 Hello! We are from the Rakugo research club of the town's school for girls! 706 00:43:43,020 --> 00:43:44,280 And what do you want here? 707 00:43:44,350 --> 00:43:47,760 This year, we're doing a Rakugo show for the school festival! 708 00:43:47,800 --> 00:43:51,020 So, we were... looking for someone to be our coach. 709 00:43:51,070 --> 00:43:53,320 - Do you know of someone? - Please, help us! 710 00:43:53,360 --> 00:43:54,620 Anyone is fine! 711 00:43:54,700 --> 00:43:57,320 Anyone who's free is fine. Please. 712 00:44:11,130 --> 00:44:13,550 Oh, Shinsai, they're over there! 713 00:44:16,190 --> 00:44:19,280 - Are you the two storytellers? - Yes, it's us! 714 00:44:19,500 --> 00:44:22,280 - We're sorry for bothering you so much! - That's okay! 715 00:44:22,330 --> 00:44:25,130 I'm Mariya, the president of the Rakugo research club! 716 00:44:25,160 --> 00:44:28,190 - I'm the secretary, Saki. - It's nice to meet you! 717 00:44:28,330 --> 00:44:33,420 The school is right there! Follow us! You're really young, aren't you? 718 00:44:33,450 --> 00:44:35,630 You are young, too! 719 00:44:37,950 --> 00:44:41,150 "Paipopaipo, Paipo-no Shuringan!" 720 00:44:41,200 --> 00:44:46,030 "Shuuringan-no Guurindai Guurindai-no Ponpokopii-no!" 721 00:44:46,060 --> 00:44:49,930 "Ponpokona-no, Choukyuumei-no Chousuke!" 722 00:44:50,090 --> 00:44:54,810 So, here we have our coaches, Mr. Shintoto and Mr. Shinsai! 723 00:44:54,960 --> 00:44:58,940 - Yay! - Yay! 724 00:44:58,990 --> 00:45:00,720 Nice to meet you! 725 00:45:04,260 --> 00:45:07,880 So, let's begin! To start off easy, let me hear the beginning of "Doguya". 726 00:45:08,480 --> 00:45:11,150 What? 727 00:45:17,050 --> 00:45:20,350 "So, since it was hard to say he had any profession..." 728 00:45:20,440 --> 00:45:24,600 - "Oh! Yota!" - "How old are you, Yota?" "I'm twoty." 729 00:45:24,880 --> 00:45:30,010 "Oh, you're twenty already!" "I'm not twenty, I'm twoty!" 730 00:45:30,280 --> 00:45:34,650 "You know, 20 is read as twenty, not twoty!" "So, 30 is threety?" 731 00:45:34,720 --> 00:45:38,730 "You're incredible. But no one else called me today, except you." 732 00:45:38,780 --> 00:45:42,190 - "Well, I'm not no one, so bye!" - She's cute. 733 00:45:42,290 --> 00:45:46,060 - I think she's okay. - No, no, she's cute, the cutest. 734 00:45:46,080 --> 00:45:48,880 - Isn't she the type you see around often? - That's not true. 735 00:45:48,940 --> 00:45:52,700 I'm not into that kind of girls. 736 00:45:55,070 --> 00:45:59,450 Would you give me your number? I have something I want to tell you. 737 00:46:11,600 --> 00:46:13,520 - Good morning. - Good morning. 738 00:46:31,280 --> 00:46:33,280 - Who am I? - Bro! 739 00:46:33,390 --> 00:46:36,880 Don't cover my eyes while I'm eating prawns! 740 00:46:36,960 --> 00:46:37,500 Huh? 741 00:46:38,440 --> 00:46:41,870 I see. So, you like prawns? 742 00:46:42,170 --> 00:46:44,700 - They're really good! - Is that so? 743 00:46:44,750 --> 00:46:47,980 How was it? Being a coach for high school girls? 744 00:46:49,040 --> 00:46:52,750 - A large serving of Tempura, please! - Coming! 745 00:46:53,680 --> 00:46:56,320 No spinach, please! I'm on a diet! 746 00:46:58,160 --> 00:47:00,940 - So, bro, you already knew? - Of course I did! 747 00:47:00,960 --> 00:47:03,240 Shinsui and Shinniku were angry, you know? 748 00:47:03,290 --> 00:47:05,240 Madame only recommended two people! 749 00:47:05,280 --> 00:47:07,500 I know, they were angry with her! 750 00:47:07,580 --> 00:47:12,650 Surely she thought that those girls would be safe with you and Shinsai! 751 00:47:12,730 --> 00:47:14,910 How naive, right, Shintoto? 752 00:47:15,250 --> 00:47:20,520 Hey, you're dating that girl from Tolko, right? 753 00:47:20,730 --> 00:47:23,320 - We're not dating. - You are! 754 00:47:23,360 --> 00:47:25,880 It's written all over your face, Shintoto! 755 00:47:26,400 --> 00:47:27,710 We're not dating! 756 00:47:27,720 --> 00:47:31,660 You are, it's written all over your face! How many times do you want me to say it? 757 00:47:31,680 --> 00:47:34,510 Anyway, did she give you her phone number? 758 00:47:35,270 --> 00:47:38,280 - That high school girl. - Oh, well... 759 00:47:38,320 --> 00:47:40,990 - I only have Mariya's, she's the president. - Mariya? 760 00:47:41,280 --> 00:47:43,960 Is she a campus girl like Mariya Takeuchi? 761 00:47:44,040 --> 00:47:46,140 Same name, but she's slightly different. 762 00:47:46,160 --> 00:47:49,580 And who cares? She still has time to get prettier! I don't mind that! 763 00:47:49,660 --> 00:47:51,960 - She's not ugly! - Oh, really? 764 00:47:52,040 --> 00:47:55,960 But you like her, too, huh? Even though you have a wife. 765 00:47:56,110 --> 00:47:57,600 Shintoto! 766 00:47:59,130 --> 00:48:02,230 You can't let having a wife become a handicap. 767 00:48:02,330 --> 00:48:04,510 Not a handicap, I tell you! 768 00:48:04,590 --> 00:48:08,000 - Let us see them, too, Shintoto! - It's okay for me, but... 769 00:48:08,010 --> 00:48:11,500 You don't have to worry so much! Both me and Shinsui... 770 00:48:11,840 --> 00:48:15,390 We are pros. Experts, even. Oh, surprisingly! 771 00:48:15,580 --> 00:48:18,830 I think it wouldn't take Shinniku much. 772 00:48:18,860 --> 00:48:21,800 - Yeah... - Oh, so... 773 00:48:22,250 --> 00:48:24,600 - You were saying you like prawns, right? - Hey! 774 00:48:24,650 --> 00:48:29,210 - You have till next week to give them back! - Here you are! A large serving of Tempura. 775 00:48:35,270 --> 00:48:38,080 Next week... Okay? 776 00:48:40,750 --> 00:48:43,900 Here, prawns! Yay! 777 00:48:47,280 --> 00:48:50,330 Sis, this lettuce is from Shizuoka. 778 00:48:50,700 --> 00:48:53,280 Is it? How do you know? 779 00:48:53,450 --> 00:48:57,290 Look at the color and angle. You can only see these in Shizuoka. 780 00:48:57,760 --> 00:49:00,430 I wonder what fertilizer they use. 781 00:49:04,440 --> 00:49:08,030 - Is there any nice place around? - Like a disco? 782 00:49:08,080 --> 00:49:11,240 No! I meant somewhere I could announce our Rakugo show. 783 00:49:11,480 --> 00:49:14,750 Make it a bit more showy. A sponsor would be a nice step forward. 784 00:49:14,760 --> 00:49:18,080 You say it as if it's so simple, but it's a great deal! 785 00:49:18,240 --> 00:49:21,120 Why don't you ask those two queers? 786 00:49:21,160 --> 00:49:23,580 - They know a lot of people. - I'll try. 787 00:49:26,120 --> 00:49:27,580 Sis, you have a hickey. 788 00:49:31,440 --> 00:49:34,440 - Have you gotten better at Rakugo? - Kinda. 789 00:49:34,780 --> 00:49:38,260 - I'm known for my robotic storytelling. - So, you're as cool as a robot. 790 00:49:38,300 --> 00:49:41,790 - Isn't it great? - Uhm, you see, 791 00:49:42,270 --> 00:49:45,040 they told me it means it doesn't sound human. 792 00:49:45,100 --> 00:49:48,010 Recently. The river opening in Ryoukoku. Was restored. 793 00:49:48,060 --> 00:49:53,080 The famous Sumida River. Its fireworks are great. The way they are put. It's amazing. 794 00:49:53,100 --> 00:49:54,730 Much thought into it. 795 00:49:54,760 --> 00:49:57,280 If you were to ask. To someone from the Meiji era. 796 00:49:57,440 --> 00:50:00,670 There is only one right way to put it. That is, to hold them. 797 00:50:00,700 --> 00:50:03,290 Until the moment they fall into the river. 798 00:50:03,580 --> 00:50:06,270 You have to hold them. For a very long time. 799 00:50:06,290 --> 00:50:12,220 Or so they say. Tamaya! 800 00:50:12,830 --> 00:50:14,110 Ah, welcome! 801 00:50:16,990 --> 00:50:21,040 Sorry for that. Tamaya! 802 00:51:37,360 --> 00:51:42,350 Well, it would be difficult. 803 00:51:43,580 --> 00:51:45,920 Rakugo, I mean. 804 00:51:47,530 --> 00:51:51,880 Well, we're talking about Rakugo here! So, don't think about it that hard! 805 00:51:52,040 --> 00:51:54,330 It's difficult because it's Rakugo, right? 806 00:51:54,400 --> 00:51:56,060 You know, I also like Rakugo! 807 00:51:56,080 --> 00:51:58,940 But, you see, even if I were just to broadcast it... 808 00:51:59,340 --> 00:52:02,270 I'm gonna be a bit rude, but its name has no value. 809 00:52:02,280 --> 00:52:06,110 No way! Nobody is famous when they get started, you know! 810 00:52:06,350 --> 00:52:07,500 So, what do you think? 811 00:52:07,530 --> 00:52:11,800 What if we perform in front of this complex instead of Aozora entertainment hall? 812 00:52:11,840 --> 00:52:15,850 That does sound interesting, but there's no merit to my TV show, then, you see? 813 00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:19,290 Because it's not a broadcast from Hokkaido or Kyushu. 814 00:52:19,470 --> 00:52:22,990 Maybe if we put some kind of sponsor...? 815 00:52:23,080 --> 00:52:26,300 Could you help us do something like that? 816 00:52:26,680 --> 00:52:30,590 We have to bring out new Rakugo talents from this apartment complex! 817 00:52:30,620 --> 00:52:33,300 - Exactly, exactly! - Please, help us! 818 00:52:33,340 --> 00:52:36,360 Hello, everyone! Let's all participate in this siesta quiz! 819 00:52:36,380 --> 00:52:38,910 The "BBS siesta quiz"! It's Shotaro here! 820 00:52:38,990 --> 00:52:42,320 Hey, studio, I've just arrived to the complex! Come here, everyone! 821 00:52:42,360 --> 00:52:44,060 Hello, hello, everyone! Come here! 822 00:52:44,120 --> 00:52:46,510 Welcome, welcome, everyone! 823 00:52:46,570 --> 00:52:49,920 Come on everyone, you snooze you lose! Wake up, come here! 824 00:52:49,950 --> 00:52:52,320 Listen to this siesta quiz we've prepared! 825 00:52:52,350 --> 00:52:55,260 I'll be the host, Shotaro, prince of the Rakugo world! 826 00:52:55,280 --> 00:52:58,860 Here to conduct our usual audience survey, all ears are welcome! 827 00:52:58,880 --> 00:53:01,260 For anyone tuning in, look out of your window! 828 00:53:01,280 --> 00:53:04,270 Shake something red, anything will do! Let's try! 829 00:53:04,410 --> 00:53:05,930 You, too, right there! 830 00:53:05,950 --> 00:53:08,170 Let's try! Come on, let's go! Let's go! 831 00:53:13,280 --> 00:53:15,600 Here you are! Third floor! A late start for you! 832 00:53:15,680 --> 00:53:20,040 Fourth floor, the fourth floor has appeared! You're feeling pretty good, huh? 833 00:53:20,090 --> 00:53:21,600 It rang! It's ringing! 834 00:53:21,630 --> 00:53:25,850 That's right, we're the BBS studio, the all red program! Shotaro's siesta quiz! 835 00:53:31,290 --> 00:53:34,940 It's your turn first, young lady! Let's start by hearing your name! 836 00:53:35,000 --> 00:53:36,860 - I'm Tomiko Gohara. - Tomiko! 837 00:53:36,880 --> 00:53:40,300 You're like a white stain on a black wall. 838 00:53:40,320 --> 00:53:42,990 You look pretty tired! Did you get enough sleep? 839 00:53:43,020 --> 00:53:45,550 Well, my husband wouldn't let me sleep last night. 840 00:53:45,600 --> 00:53:47,710 I bet it wasn't because of a night shift! 841 00:53:47,740 --> 00:53:49,520 Telling you he loves you and such. 842 00:53:49,530 --> 00:53:53,400 So, let's go to the next question, which one of these is inedible? 843 00:53:53,520 --> 00:53:55,580 One, are you ready? Inarizushi, 844 00:53:55,630 --> 00:53:59,320 two, Chakinzushi, three, Matsubakuzushi? Go! 845 00:53:59,420 --> 00:54:02,540 - Obviously Matsubakuzushi. - Matsubakuzushi?! Well said! 846 00:54:02,570 --> 00:54:05,480 We have a winner here! Congratulations! 847 00:54:05,550 --> 00:54:06,910 We have a winner! 848 00:54:06,940 --> 00:54:10,540 I hope you'll be able to bring home some amazing prizes! 849 00:54:10,540 --> 00:54:12,860 You're really an incredible lady, I'm serious. 850 00:54:13,280 --> 00:54:17,630 Matsubakuzushi, the sex position, what the hell?! 851 00:54:17,640 --> 00:54:19,790 Cleaning products attract people a lot. 852 00:54:19,820 --> 00:54:21,930 And Shotaro as well, he's famous! 853 00:54:21,960 --> 00:54:24,620 BBS studio! Really! 854 00:54:24,680 --> 00:54:29,660 Being famous is a huge plus, don't you think? 855 00:54:30,290 --> 00:54:32,890 He's no match for me, I tell you! 856 00:54:34,080 --> 00:54:35,920 Hey, guys, listen to me, 857 00:54:35,960 --> 00:54:38,520 why don't we go there together and do something? 858 00:54:38,570 --> 00:54:41,210 - Yeah, you tell him! - No, I can't go myself... 859 00:54:41,300 --> 00:54:45,300 I can't make gold from chocolate, but I can make a good cake with it! 860 00:54:45,320 --> 00:54:48,090 Wait, wait, wait, wait! 861 00:54:48,170 --> 00:54:51,100 - Wait, wait, wait, wait. - What are you doing? 862 00:54:51,710 --> 00:54:54,250 This! Look at this, this! 863 00:54:54,800 --> 00:54:57,310 - And what's that? - The forecast. 864 00:54:57,390 --> 00:55:00,750 What about the weather forecast? 865 00:55:00,800 --> 00:55:03,250 Young ladies from this complex, how are you? 866 00:55:03,390 --> 00:55:07,080 We're currently broadcasting a weather forecast on cable TV! 867 00:55:07,120 --> 00:55:10,990 We hope it's of your liking! Young ladies from this complex, how are you? 868 00:55:13,260 --> 00:55:15,040 We hope you like it! 869 00:55:36,110 --> 00:55:38,880 We hope you like it! 870 00:55:39,100 --> 00:55:41,290 Hello there! Sorry for bothering you! 871 00:55:41,290 --> 00:55:46,110 You see, we're making a quiz about the weather forecast in this complex! 872 00:55:46,160 --> 00:55:49,870 I was wondering if you were interested in reading about it? 873 00:55:49,930 --> 00:55:51,850 Oh, are you married? 874 00:55:51,930 --> 00:55:54,120 I don't like eating in my room. 875 00:55:54,160 --> 00:55:56,350 - Huh? - I prefer eating outside. 876 00:55:57,070 --> 00:56:01,240 Outside...? Oh! I see, I see. Wow, that seems yummy! 877 00:56:01,260 --> 00:56:03,120 - It has much variety! - It's good! 878 00:56:03,130 --> 00:56:06,030 And it's fun to choose a different side dish everyday. 879 00:56:06,040 --> 00:56:10,040 I considered Chinese takeaway or Western? It's not just about taste, you know? 880 00:56:10,110 --> 00:56:13,020 I'm always pondering food placement and color combos. 881 00:56:13,130 --> 00:56:14,190 O-Oh, yeah I see... 882 00:56:14,240 --> 00:56:17,390 If you put one wiener inside, you have a red and a white piece. 883 00:56:17,440 --> 00:56:19,770 - You have to place them well! - Is that so? 884 00:56:19,800 --> 00:56:21,720 Packing like this is super fun! 885 00:56:21,960 --> 00:56:26,090 It's boring if you have bowls, forks and knives lined up plainly, that's my opinion. 886 00:56:26,160 --> 00:56:27,270 Yeah, yeah... 887 00:56:27,610 --> 00:56:31,000 I'm sorry, are your husband and child here? 888 00:56:31,270 --> 00:56:35,100 Who cares about that? I just like eating my meals outside. 889 00:56:35,920 --> 00:56:40,060 No, if you tune in on this channel, you can participate in a weather forecast quiz. 890 00:56:40,060 --> 00:56:43,770 But, you see, I'd rather eat outside than watch TV... 891 00:56:45,290 --> 00:56:47,980 - That's it. - Ah... sorry. 892 00:57:18,920 --> 00:57:21,950 Fishing is forbidden 893 00:57:24,040 --> 00:57:27,260 Hey, do you slack off here when you skip school, of all places? 894 00:57:27,310 --> 00:57:28,640 Yes! 895 00:57:35,270 --> 00:57:39,440 - Hey, how did it go? - It was a blast! Let's go! 896 00:57:40,090 --> 00:57:42,860 - You need to watch TV...! - Like I told you, we don't watch that station! 897 00:57:42,890 --> 00:57:44,830 But you don't have to pay for anything. 898 00:57:44,880 --> 00:57:47,280 Doesn't matter, my husband's reply is still a no. 899 00:57:47,310 --> 00:57:50,140 - No, but I don't...! - And I have nothing more to say. 900 00:57:50,140 --> 00:57:52,030 - Have a good day! - Please, wait a minute! 901 00:57:52,080 --> 00:57:55,020 - You got it wrong! - Stop pestering me, I will tell my husband! 902 00:57:55,040 --> 00:57:58,290 - We're broadcasting a weather forecast...! - I will call the police! 903 00:57:58,730 --> 00:58:01,230 Akemi Shimizu 904 00:58:01,240 --> 00:58:04,230 Good morning, everyone. It's time for a weather broadcast. 905 00:58:04,490 --> 00:58:08,240 Tomorrow will be cloudy until evening in Tokyo, 906 00:58:08,360 --> 00:58:10,350 but the sky may open up around midday. 907 00:58:10,440 --> 00:58:15,450 High pressure to shift towards Ogasawara, covering much of southern Japan. 908 00:58:15,550 --> 00:58:17,960 Sunny across Kanto to the west during the day, 909 00:58:18,000 --> 00:58:20,720 with increasing cloudiness expected thereafter. 910 00:58:20,760 --> 00:58:25,240 This is what the Japan Meteorological Agency says. But do you think this will happen? 911 00:58:25,340 --> 00:58:28,140 This may seem sudden, but starting today, 912 00:58:28,160 --> 00:58:31,820 we will start a weather forecast quiz sponsored by OK Store. 913 00:58:31,950 --> 00:58:35,000 Please, share your forecast for tomorrow's weather. 914 00:58:35,020 --> 00:58:39,200 Your number of voting tickets correlates with your spending at any OK store. 915 00:58:39,280 --> 00:58:42,170 Every winner will receive a very good discount 916 00:58:42,240 --> 00:58:45,850 based on the accuracy of their own forecast. 917 00:58:46,080 --> 00:58:50,540 We will now announce the order of the weather forecast. 918 00:58:51,280 --> 00:58:55,130 First, sunny: 10% discount. 919 00:58:55,290 --> 00:58:58,760 Second, cloudy: 20% discount. 920 00:58:58,860 --> 00:59:01,530 So, this is what we were talking about earlier, 921 00:59:01,550 --> 00:59:04,380 "pull the belt until it goes over your hips". 922 00:59:04,510 --> 00:59:08,230 Okay, that's simple enough... Then, when you want to take it off, 923 00:59:08,270 --> 00:59:11,710 you must press the button on the buckle. 924 00:59:12,250 --> 00:59:14,810 You have to leave it in a tank after that. 925 00:59:14,880 --> 00:59:18,600 And the seatbelt... uhm... 926 00:59:18,680 --> 00:59:20,460 Ah, whatever! 927 00:59:25,120 --> 00:59:27,250 - It's such a nice day! - Yeah, it is! 928 00:59:27,360 --> 00:59:30,120 - It's so good for the kids! - Yeah, they can play outside... 929 00:59:30,160 --> 00:59:33,080 - Hey! Have you seen the TV? - The TV? 930 00:59:33,160 --> 00:59:34,810 You sure have a lot of free time! 931 00:59:34,830 --> 00:59:36,380 Oh, shut up! Listen! 932 00:59:36,430 --> 00:59:38,090 There's a weather forecast quiz! 933 00:59:38,160 --> 00:59:41,770 Guess tomorrow's weather for a chance to win discounts at the market! 934 00:59:41,790 --> 00:59:46,010 - Things like that don't work! - How about you earn your own money? 935 00:59:47,550 --> 00:59:51,080 Take a good look at this map! 936 00:59:51,180 --> 00:59:53,900 There's low pressure here in Okhotsk, 937 00:59:53,920 --> 00:59:57,120 and it's a bit higher here! Come on, come closer! 938 00:59:57,130 --> 00:59:59,280 Get close, get close, get close, come on! 939 00:59:59,320 --> 01:00:02,480 Look right here! Hey, you're too close! 940 01:00:02,560 --> 01:00:05,320 So! Between this low and high pressure, 941 01:00:05,380 --> 01:00:08,540 you'll find the valley of atmospheric pressure. 942 01:00:08,540 --> 01:00:10,590 That's what determines the weather. 943 01:00:10,640 --> 01:00:14,030 Now! Let's take a look at this table over here. 944 01:00:14,110 --> 01:00:17,300 So, first, second, third, fourth, 945 01:00:17,340 --> 01:00:19,120 I put these marks in this way, 946 01:00:19,180 --> 01:00:23,310 and that's my prediction! Okay! 947 01:00:23,630 --> 01:00:29,720 Count this as a gift from me! Today, I've given you my predictions for free! 948 01:01:11,900 --> 01:01:15,160 - I bet 1.200 yen on sunny! - 2.500 on sunny for me! 949 01:01:15,180 --> 01:01:17,710 Rainy 500 yen, sunny but somewhat cloudy 700 yen! 950 01:01:17,740 --> 01:01:21,450 - It's my turn! 3.500 on cloudy, but then sunny! - I'll bet 5.200 on cloudy! 951 01:01:29,480 --> 01:01:31,870 Judging from the way the clouds are moving, 952 01:01:31,900 --> 01:01:34,880 the pressure over Japan's sea is lower than anticipated, 953 01:01:34,960 --> 01:01:39,530 and a cold front moving northeast along the Japanese archipelago is passing through. 954 01:01:39,580 --> 01:01:44,410 Tomorrow... it will snow. 955 01:02:18,190 --> 01:02:22,060 We will now announce the results of yesterday's weather forecast quiz. 956 01:02:22,290 --> 01:02:24,890 The correct answer was the first, sunny. 957 01:02:25,160 --> 01:02:30,240 Hurray! Hurray! 958 01:02:32,730 --> 01:02:34,300 I was wrong... 959 01:02:43,440 --> 01:02:46,330 Good thing it was sunny! We won, right? 960 01:02:46,650 --> 01:02:50,520 No, I bet on cloudy. But I'm sure this is all a conspiracy! 961 01:02:50,620 --> 01:02:53,400 - I mean, there were so many clouds! - But... 962 01:02:53,480 --> 01:02:58,140 Don't joke around! If there's clouds, of course it's gonna be cloudy! 963 01:02:58,410 --> 01:03:00,520 I'm happy it was sunny. 964 01:03:01,160 --> 01:03:03,270 Yes, yes, that's right! 965 01:03:03,470 --> 01:03:07,050 Yes! Yes, yes, I'll be waiting! Thank you! 966 01:03:10,540 --> 01:03:14,280 Hello? Yes, that's right... 967 01:03:14,620 --> 01:03:16,830 No, no, you see, 968 01:03:16,840 --> 01:03:19,320 the photo finish set the results... Yes. 969 01:03:21,070 --> 01:03:24,650 - I'm sorry, Nobuko. - It's okay, Satoru... 970 01:03:25,070 --> 01:03:31,400 The end result doesn't matter. As long as we had fun, right? Right. 971 01:03:33,150 --> 01:03:34,990 Nobuko, atmospheric conditions 972 01:03:35,040 --> 01:03:38,410 are influenced by the energy radiated by the sun during the day. 973 01:03:38,460 --> 01:03:42,310 Today, the strong irradiation resulted in the formation of numerous cumulonimbus clouds. 974 01:03:42,350 --> 01:03:46,080 Moreover, there appears to be high pressure between Ogasawara and Hachijojima. 975 01:03:46,520 --> 01:03:51,310 Tomorrow... it will storm. 976 01:04:05,500 --> 01:04:08,260 Do your best! Do your best! 977 01:04:16,080 --> 01:04:18,490 Sunny! Sunny! 978 01:04:18,620 --> 01:04:22,170 - Rain after the sun! - Rain! Rain! It will rain! 979 01:04:22,200 --> 01:04:23,710 Rain, rain! It will rain! 980 01:04:24,060 --> 01:04:30,290 ♪ Go, go, fly down, dear clouds! 981 01:04:30,410 --> 01:04:32,440 Come on! Cloudy! Cloudy! 982 01:04:32,510 --> 01:04:36,290 Snow! Snow! Snow, snow, snow! 983 01:04:36,320 --> 01:04:37,790 Snow... 984 01:04:42,650 --> 01:04:45,820 {\an8}Real Blue Sky Show 985 01:04:43,180 --> 01:04:44,220 Hello! 986 01:04:48,750 --> 01:04:53,100 Welcome, everyone! Thank you for coming here under this beautiful blue sky. 987 01:04:53,120 --> 01:04:56,700 This is a perfect match for a real blue sky show, 988 01:04:56,740 --> 01:04:59,420 so I would rather leave you with that! 989 01:04:59,480 --> 01:05:02,000 I was just thinking about going back home, 990 01:05:02,030 --> 01:05:04,080 and hanging out my futon to dry... 991 01:05:06,990 --> 01:05:09,960 The guys at the supermarket were very happy about this. 992 01:05:10,060 --> 01:05:13,310 They even tried to make the show a bit simpler. 993 01:05:13,450 --> 01:05:17,160 Our station is glad that we could make a program that has such an impact 994 01:05:17,230 --> 01:05:21,840 on the people of the apartment complex! Really, we're so grateful. 995 01:05:21,960 --> 01:05:24,040 It was a success! 996 01:05:24,090 --> 01:05:27,020 Let's make a toast before we drink! 997 01:05:28,600 --> 01:05:31,850 - Hurray! Hurray! - Hurray! 998 01:05:40,290 --> 01:05:41,850 Hello, it's Shintoto! 999 01:05:41,870 --> 01:05:43,680 Shintoto... 1000 01:05:45,520 --> 01:05:49,740 What happened? You're sleeping like Snow White. 1001 01:05:52,000 --> 01:05:54,480 - I'm sick. - Oh, you have a fever? 1002 01:05:55,050 --> 01:05:59,200 Look, I used a marker to make this chart. Isn't it pretty? 1003 01:06:00,000 --> 01:06:02,250 It's getting worse, isn't it? 1004 01:06:02,280 --> 01:06:04,780 39°?! That's bad! 1005 01:06:05,250 --> 01:06:08,440 It was really hard to reach up there with this marker... 1006 01:06:08,540 --> 01:06:10,800 Change, hurry! I'm taking you to the hospital! 1007 01:06:10,840 --> 01:06:15,240 - I don't want... I have to get naked... - They don't do that anymore! 1008 01:06:15,260 --> 01:06:17,390 - I'm shy... - Please, change your clothes now! 1009 01:06:17,450 --> 01:06:19,790 - Let's go to the hospital! - Okay... 1010 01:06:24,270 --> 01:06:27,270 Do you have a health insurance card? 1011 01:06:27,640 --> 01:06:32,010 - Nope. - What? It's going to be expensive, then... 1012 01:06:36,110 --> 01:06:39,020 Oh, but you're rich, right? 1013 01:06:43,500 --> 01:06:47,290 - You're heavy. - I'm sorry. 1014 01:06:47,500 --> 01:06:51,840 - Get better soon, okay? - Sorry for making you worry. 1015 01:06:52,300 --> 01:06:55,300 - Shintoto, I'm going to slip! - Oops, here we go! 1016 01:07:20,260 --> 01:07:24,000 I received a mid-year gift from your father the other day. 1017 01:07:24,080 --> 01:07:25,820 I'm so grateful to him. 1018 01:07:26,490 --> 01:07:30,830 - Is it another Tamarizuke from Nikko? - No, it's something useful! 1019 01:07:30,860 --> 01:07:33,870 I'm glad I received this instead of something strange. 1020 01:07:33,920 --> 01:07:37,560 Is that so? My father really never changes! 1021 01:07:37,720 --> 01:07:42,360 Yeah, by the way, have you eaten anything good recently? 1022 01:07:42,860 --> 01:07:45,710 Nothing extraordinary, I think? 1023 01:07:45,740 --> 01:07:48,810 That's impossible! There must be something good! 1024 01:07:49,290 --> 01:07:51,340 Nothing comes to mind! 1025 01:07:51,360 --> 01:07:54,590 Anything goes, tell me something good you've eaten recently. 1026 01:07:55,660 --> 01:07:58,890 Well, let's see... 1027 01:07:59,300 --> 01:08:02,960 Right, I had Okonomiyaki! It was delicious! 1028 01:08:03,130 --> 01:08:07,040 - Oh, and where did you eat it? - At Daruma, in the Akasaka district. 1029 01:08:07,240 --> 01:08:11,610 - I see. What kind did you eat? - I ate Gyuten! 1030 01:08:11,690 --> 01:08:13,450 Oh, Gyuten? 1031 01:08:13,480 --> 01:08:16,430 Did you put more seaweed or more bonito flakes? 1032 01:08:16,620 --> 01:08:17,880 Bonito flakes, of course! 1033 01:08:17,900 --> 01:08:21,340 They melt in my mouth, I never get tired of its concentrated flavor! 1034 01:08:21,390 --> 01:08:25,000 I see. Did you put a lot of beef? 1035 01:08:25,250 --> 01:08:27,640 I did! Basically, a whole bowl! 1036 01:08:27,720 --> 01:08:30,780 But, master, why are you asking so many details today? 1037 01:08:31,240 --> 01:08:32,860 You see, the other day, 1038 01:08:32,890 --> 01:08:36,430 I heard something about this Rakugo study done by foreigners. 1039 01:08:36,510 --> 01:08:37,840 And, at that time, 1040 01:08:37,920 --> 01:08:41,290 they were talking about eating a hamburger from McDonald's 1041 01:08:41,340 --> 01:08:45,900 in such great detail, as if they were describing a picture. 1042 01:08:45,960 --> 01:08:50,800 Talking about what ingredients were inside. And when I heard that, 1043 01:08:50,860 --> 01:08:52,700 I felt so strange. 1044 01:08:52,730 --> 01:08:56,940 It was an odd feeling, even when you talk about something you can eat immediately, 1045 01:08:56,970 --> 01:08:59,870 when someone asks you politely what's inside your food, 1046 01:08:59,880 --> 01:09:01,580 you somehow become nostalgic. 1047 01:09:02,380 --> 01:09:03,580 Yeah, kind of. 1048 01:09:05,370 --> 01:09:09,790 Yeah, so I was thinking, why don't you try a new play? 1049 01:09:10,170 --> 01:09:14,000 One of my most difficult lesson I learned is called "Gidayu". 1050 01:09:14,120 --> 01:09:18,510 Even as a master, when you become the master of your home, 1051 01:09:18,600 --> 01:09:21,050 it's difficult to refuse a request, 1052 01:09:21,080 --> 01:09:23,500 because that will also affect your income. 1053 01:09:23,560 --> 01:09:25,930 So, you keep doing your best, always striving. 1054 01:09:26,090 --> 01:09:28,750 Am I not good at classics? 1055 01:09:30,990 --> 01:09:36,200 No, it's just that I think by following the classics, 1056 01:09:36,260 --> 01:09:39,560 you're hiding all the unique quirks that make you interesting. 1057 01:09:39,710 --> 01:09:41,450 What do you think? 1058 01:09:41,900 --> 01:09:44,750 So, I went to the doctor to find out what was wrong, 1059 01:09:44,800 --> 01:09:47,270 but, when I tried to ask for his opinion, he said 1060 01:09:47,310 --> 01:09:50,720 it was a fever caught after listening to a Gidayu! A Gidafever! 1061 01:09:56,720 --> 01:10:00,700 - I will do my best with the classics. - It's good that you do, 1062 01:10:00,760 --> 01:10:04,290 but it's useless to take the long way to reach something. 1063 01:10:04,380 --> 01:10:09,800 Given the times, I think it's fine to expand one's knowledge from classics to new works. 1064 01:10:09,930 --> 01:10:11,630 But that's so sad, master! 1065 01:10:11,680 --> 01:10:13,960 And who would I learn these new works from? 1066 01:10:13,980 --> 01:10:15,770 Don't cry, Shintoto. 1067 01:10:15,850 --> 01:10:18,280 I'm saying this for your sake. 1068 01:10:18,640 --> 01:10:21,580 But, well, think about it, okay? 1069 01:10:22,140 --> 01:10:25,080 As for the husband, by the end of the tale, 1070 01:10:25,120 --> 01:10:28,120 he was so absorbed in it, that, when the shamisen came, 1071 01:10:28,160 --> 01:10:31,100 nothing happened at all. It was just a "ding ding, dong dong", 1072 01:10:31,120 --> 01:10:34,240 as it kept playing. The people gathered there went like, 1073 01:10:34,280 --> 01:10:36,970 "this is good, so good!", while eating and drinking, 1074 01:10:37,020 --> 01:10:40,730 and, after satisfying their hunger and feeling weary, they laid down, 1075 01:10:40,760 --> 01:10:43,320 and drifted off to sleep, one by one. 1076 01:11:00,040 --> 01:11:04,460 I'm going out with a high school girl. 1077 01:11:05,630 --> 01:11:08,670 Is this your first time going out with someone? 1078 01:11:08,920 --> 01:11:12,570 - Obviously not. - I see. 1079 01:11:13,050 --> 01:11:17,280 So, I think we won't be able to see each other anymore. 1080 01:11:18,970 --> 01:11:21,690 Yeah? Why? 1081 01:11:35,960 --> 01:11:37,680 Isn't it bad? 1082 01:11:37,720 --> 01:11:41,370 To be together like this... That poor high school girl. 1083 01:11:42,320 --> 01:11:46,400 - Is my job bad for you, Shintoto? - Of course not. 1084 01:11:49,330 --> 01:11:52,860 What you don't know can't hurt you, you know? 1085 01:11:52,890 --> 01:11:55,870 - Do you hate me? - You know I love you! 1086 01:11:59,100 --> 01:12:03,600 - But you're becoming that girl's lover. - Yeah... 1087 01:12:03,820 --> 01:12:06,570 That would be perfect. 1088 01:12:08,080 --> 01:12:10,280 Were we lovers, too? 1089 01:12:12,060 --> 01:12:14,080 We weren't. 1090 01:12:15,740 --> 01:12:20,170 - Were we friends? - We are friends! 1091 01:12:20,290 --> 01:12:23,070 Right? That's it! 1092 01:12:23,630 --> 01:12:27,680 She must have friends, too, right? So, you have ones of your own. 1093 01:12:27,740 --> 01:12:30,860 See? You're not deceiving her, she just doesn't know. 1094 01:12:30,910 --> 01:12:33,290 You're really tough, huh? 1095 01:12:39,310 --> 01:12:42,310 - There's a lot of interesting people around. - Where? 1096 01:12:42,350 --> 01:12:45,160 Look, right there. 1097 01:12:52,670 --> 01:12:54,890 Wanna go to Chinatown? 1098 01:12:55,360 --> 01:12:58,140 Shrimp simmered in chili sauce would be good. 1099 01:12:58,330 --> 01:13:01,360 Let's drink some shark fin soup and cheer up! 1100 01:13:02,410 --> 01:13:04,590 - Do you have a cigarette? - You wanna smoke? 1101 01:13:04,640 --> 01:13:05,920 Yes. 1102 01:13:12,300 --> 01:13:15,280 - Do you know how it works? - I think so. 1103 01:13:19,600 --> 01:13:21,290 This is one-sided... 1104 01:13:22,410 --> 01:13:25,630 How about we go drink some sangria at a Spanish restaurant 1105 01:13:25,640 --> 01:13:28,290 with Django Reinhardt's music in the background? 1106 01:13:28,350 --> 01:13:31,850 - That sounds good. Wanna go? - I was joking. 1107 01:13:32,330 --> 01:13:35,000 I just wanted to say something like that once. 1108 01:13:54,700 --> 01:13:59,020 Go, one, two, one, two. 1109 01:13:59,200 --> 01:14:02,800 Like that, one, two, one, two. 1110 01:14:02,840 --> 01:14:05,930 One... No, that's wrong, Shintoto! Come on, 1111 01:14:06,000 --> 01:14:08,380 that's not how it's done, right? 1112 01:14:08,860 --> 01:14:11,920 Let's try again! One, two, three, go! 1113 01:14:12,030 --> 01:14:16,270 Go, one, two, one, two, 1114 01:14:16,330 --> 01:14:21,230 yes, one, two, one, two. 1115 01:14:21,280 --> 01:14:23,960 That's wrong! Come on, Shintoto! 1116 01:14:24,000 --> 01:14:26,280 This part was totally wrong! 1117 01:14:26,360 --> 01:14:29,070 Look, Shinsai, let's do it together! 1118 01:14:29,120 --> 01:14:32,640 Go, one, two, one, two, 1119 01:14:32,700 --> 01:14:38,650 one, two, one, yes, just like this! You're good! 1120 01:14:38,720 --> 01:14:40,190 Let's all try together. 1121 01:14:40,190 --> 01:14:42,300 From "My dear". 1122 01:14:42,360 --> 01:14:44,520 Okay? Let's go. 1123 01:14:44,560 --> 01:14:47,820 ♪ My dear! 1124 01:14:47,870 --> 01:14:49,870 Okay, we're done for today! 1125 01:14:49,900 --> 01:14:54,160 We're done, we're done. Thank you. 1126 01:14:54,200 --> 01:14:56,970 - You worked hard! - Thank you for today! 1127 01:14:59,050 --> 01:15:02,360 Sure is hot today, huh? 1128 01:15:02,410 --> 01:15:08,920 ♪ From now on, I'll speak English 1129 01:15:11,740 --> 01:15:15,530 I'm going to drink a cup of tea, okay? 1130 01:15:16,410 --> 01:15:20,090 - Ah, the Asagao Matsuri is so close... - Really? 1131 01:15:20,270 --> 01:15:21,950 We all went together last year. 1132 01:15:22,030 --> 01:15:24,960 It's already been a year since then? Time flies fast... 1133 01:15:25,000 --> 01:15:26,460 It sure does. 1134 01:15:26,540 --> 01:15:29,280 - What are you gonna do next? - What do you mean? 1135 01:15:29,340 --> 01:15:32,860 - Of course, I'm gonna keep doing Rakugo. - That's not what I meant! 1136 01:15:34,360 --> 01:15:38,380 I'm going to Akihabara to buy some Kraftwerk's records. 1137 01:15:38,460 --> 01:15:40,600 Come with me if you have a bit of free time! 1138 01:15:40,640 --> 01:15:42,640 I have some things to do. 1139 01:15:42,800 --> 01:15:46,560 I see... I'll try asking my sister, then! 1140 01:15:46,600 --> 01:15:47,920 Yeah, have fun! 1141 01:15:57,230 --> 01:16:00,810 - Why did you join the Rakugo research club? - Because Rakugo is fun! 1142 01:16:00,880 --> 01:16:03,760 - You didn't have friends? - That's not it! 1143 01:16:03,800 --> 01:16:05,420 What about you, Shintoto? 1144 01:16:05,880 --> 01:16:08,160 I thought if I did Rakugo, I would be on TV! 1145 01:16:08,200 --> 01:16:09,770 You wanted to show off? 1146 01:16:09,840 --> 01:16:12,960 Yeah, that's how I ended up becoming a Rakugo storyteller. 1147 01:16:13,000 --> 01:16:16,680 My father's will is that "even as you get old, a man's job is to work as long as he can". 1148 01:16:16,700 --> 01:16:18,010 Oh, is he dead? 1149 01:16:18,040 --> 01:16:23,690 No, he's alive, but he announces his will every week during Sunday dinner. 1150 01:16:23,720 --> 01:16:26,430 Every week? Wow. Maybe we should start doing it, too. 1151 01:16:26,490 --> 01:16:29,710 In high school, I thought I was good at talking with people, 1152 01:16:29,790 --> 01:16:32,190 so my first idea was to become a salesman, 1153 01:16:32,220 --> 01:16:35,020 but the only one who actually makes money is the boss. 1154 01:16:35,040 --> 01:16:37,660 If you're a storyteller, you're your own boss, right? 1155 01:16:37,690 --> 01:16:40,330 I visited Kegon Waterfalls, and pondered deeply! 1156 01:16:40,350 --> 01:16:43,530 - Kegon Waterfalls? - Yes, they're in Nikko. 1157 01:16:45,000 --> 01:16:46,880 There's nothing like that in Tokyo. 1158 01:16:46,910 --> 01:16:49,640 - I mean, you have the Tokyo Tower! - Oh, I see! 1159 01:16:49,680 --> 01:16:50,600 Yeah! 1160 01:16:50,700 --> 01:16:54,720 Then, I'll count on you to cheer me at my Rakugo shows! 1161 01:17:05,600 --> 01:17:08,510 - Ogoto? - Yes, they're really nice. 1162 01:17:08,590 --> 01:17:11,710 The scenery is so pretty from this room. 1163 01:17:11,740 --> 01:17:15,000 You can see people fishing and sometimes even yachts pass by. 1164 01:17:15,040 --> 01:17:16,440 - What do they fish? - Huh? 1165 01:17:16,490 --> 01:17:18,910 - What can you fish there? - I don't know, a goby? 1166 01:17:18,940 --> 01:17:21,420 - Maybe, I think so. I don't know. - A goby, huh? 1167 01:17:21,440 --> 01:17:24,810 I wonder if you can fish them? Anyway, it's a good place! 1168 01:17:24,860 --> 01:17:26,990 - Like a hotel? - More than a hotel, 1169 01:17:27,000 --> 01:17:30,840 it's more like a mansion. Want to go? I really wanna go... 1170 01:17:30,940 --> 01:17:34,540 We could go jogging sometimes, and there's even a tennis court nearby. 1171 01:17:34,560 --> 01:17:38,330 - But it's really far, right? - It's not that far! We'll be there in a blink! 1172 01:17:38,540 --> 01:17:42,350 - You don't like it? I think it's cool... - I do like it, but... 1173 01:17:42,440 --> 01:17:45,000 - Then, let's...! - I don't even speak Kansai dialect! 1174 01:17:45,000 --> 01:17:46,720 Huh? Kansai dialect? 1175 01:17:46,810 --> 01:17:51,020 I mean, it's fine if you don't, just say you're from Tokyo. 1176 01:17:51,080 --> 01:17:54,170 Yeah, but most clients there will be speaking in Kansai! 1177 01:17:54,460 --> 01:17:56,010 - Am I right? - Yeah. 1178 01:17:56,060 --> 01:17:59,180 - But do you like baseball? - Kinda. 1179 01:17:59,290 --> 01:18:00,910 I only like Egawa a bit. 1180 01:18:00,960 --> 01:18:03,370 He's so good! But never mind that... 1181 01:18:03,440 --> 01:18:05,390 But, you know, if we go there... 1182 01:18:05,420 --> 01:18:09,660 Let's see, if it was me, I'd say I like Hanshin Tigers, 1183 01:18:09,760 --> 01:18:13,180 and ask for some Nishin soba, and then... 1184 01:18:13,240 --> 01:18:15,340 You'll make things work? 1185 01:18:15,770 --> 01:18:18,940 - How do you know? - Well, my friend... 1186 01:18:18,960 --> 01:18:22,170 - Offered me Matsusaka meat, and... - Really? Matsusaka steak?! 1187 01:18:22,220 --> 01:18:22,990 Yes! 1188 01:18:23,070 --> 01:18:26,140 Matsusaka steak. huh? They have that, too? 1189 01:18:26,160 --> 01:18:29,370 - Eating it boosts your energy! - Show me where Ogoto is on the map. 1190 01:18:29,400 --> 01:18:32,430 It should be somewhere around here? 1191 01:18:33,310 --> 01:18:38,270 Let's see... your usual kind and strong 1192 01:18:38,350 --> 01:18:43,450 Shinniku is coming by to collect waste paper, and exchange it for toilet paper. 1193 01:18:43,680 --> 01:18:46,560 This is a biweekly occurrence. 1194 01:18:46,600 --> 01:18:51,400 I'm sure you have piles of newspapers, and magazines cluttering around! 1195 01:18:51,720 --> 01:18:56,290 The world is full of anxiety, but we won't lose sight of the future... 1196 01:18:56,350 --> 01:19:01,230 Good morning! Well packed as usual, I see! 1197 01:19:01,600 --> 01:19:06,590 Heave-ho! 1, 2, 3, 4... 1, 2, 3, 4... 1198 01:19:06,620 --> 01:19:09,070 Ah, wait, wait, that's a bit too much. 1199 01:19:09,080 --> 01:19:12,230 Here, two for you! And for you, okay, let's see... 1200 01:19:12,280 --> 01:19:15,240 Here, you get one! Thank you for coming by! 1201 01:19:15,500 --> 01:19:19,120 What a waste! They're throwing away new books... 1202 01:19:19,160 --> 01:19:20,860 Wow, that's true. 1203 01:19:21,080 --> 01:19:23,800 Hey, Mayo, what kind of books do you read? 1204 01:19:23,820 --> 01:19:26,920 Me? I don't read very much. 1205 01:19:26,970 --> 01:19:29,260 That's bad! You have to read some books! 1206 01:19:29,340 --> 01:19:31,630 - Biographies are really good. - Biographies? 1207 01:19:31,640 --> 01:19:34,990 Yes, yes, for example Nobunaga Oda's or Ieyasu Tokugawa's. 1208 01:19:35,050 --> 01:19:37,310 They're really useful when you watch TV. 1209 01:19:37,320 --> 01:19:40,110 I feel like I completely mastered Oda's way of life! 1210 01:19:40,140 --> 01:19:41,260 - Really? - Yes! 1211 01:19:41,280 --> 01:19:43,680 Then, I'll try reading it sometimes. 1212 01:19:43,960 --> 01:19:46,250 - Hey, Mr. Shinniku... - Yes? 1213 01:19:46,400 --> 01:19:49,240 - Let's get married. - What? 1214 01:19:51,520 --> 01:19:53,340 Ah! Hello, hello, hello! 1215 01:19:53,390 --> 01:19:56,780 Welcome, I'm Shinniku. Thank you for bringing these here! 1216 01:19:57,280 --> 01:20:01,710 Oh, by the way, there's a Rakugo show in Honmokutei next Sunday. 1217 01:20:01,740 --> 01:20:04,120 Come see me, if you want! Okay, here, here! 1218 01:20:04,140 --> 01:20:06,810 Here you are, two for you, and one for you. 1219 01:20:06,840 --> 01:20:09,560 Thank you! I'll be waiting for you next Sunday! 1220 01:20:09,610 --> 01:20:12,290 Thank you, remember, it's next Sunday... 1221 01:20:12,410 --> 01:20:13,630 What? 1222 01:20:15,870 --> 01:20:19,050 Ah, yeah, thank you. 1223 01:20:19,680 --> 01:20:21,470 It's next Sunday, okay? 1224 01:20:28,600 --> 01:20:30,310 Here's your ice cream. 1225 01:20:32,040 --> 01:20:34,320 - That record was good, huh? - Yeah. 1226 01:20:34,570 --> 01:20:36,220 You should tape it. 1227 01:20:36,250 --> 01:20:38,320 - I'll play it in the store. - Sure. 1228 01:20:39,210 --> 01:20:41,500 Can you play my Rakugo, too? 1229 01:20:41,550 --> 01:20:44,060 - If you get good at it. - I see. 1230 01:20:45,960 --> 01:20:48,490 Huh? Sis, you have a hickey again! 1231 01:20:50,800 --> 01:20:53,340 Here, barley tea! I brought a lot of it. 1232 01:20:53,390 --> 01:20:54,490 Thank you. 1233 01:20:59,340 --> 01:21:00,750 Here! 1234 01:21:01,640 --> 01:21:04,410 Ah! You made a really big one! 1235 01:21:04,440 --> 01:21:07,280 Yeah, since we finally got to go out together. 1236 01:21:07,310 --> 01:21:09,280 I was really excited! 1237 01:21:15,290 --> 01:21:18,520 I want to take you to even farther places. 1238 01:21:19,000 --> 01:21:21,150 Far away? 1239 01:21:22,060 --> 01:21:24,060 Maybe in Atami, or Hakone... 1240 01:21:24,110 --> 01:21:27,960 Ah, I can go there for New Years', so it's okay. 1241 01:21:28,060 --> 01:21:29,790 But never mind that... 1242 01:21:29,900 --> 01:21:35,230 - I want to go somewhere north... - North? 1243 01:21:36,160 --> 01:21:38,780 Like in Kinugawa or Minakami. 1244 01:21:40,800 --> 01:21:44,750 It would be exciting to make love while bathing in the hot springs. 1245 01:21:44,800 --> 01:21:45,800 Right! 1246 01:21:49,520 --> 01:21:54,600 We'll go, if you pass the test, okay? 1247 01:21:59,760 --> 01:22:03,770 - Here, pickled daikon. - Oh, thank you! 1248 01:22:15,770 --> 01:22:17,680 Today was fun! 1249 01:22:19,020 --> 01:22:22,920 - Let's go here! - But that's a Ryokan! 1250 01:22:22,970 --> 01:22:24,620 I know! Let's go inside! 1251 01:22:25,290 --> 01:22:28,650 - I don't wanna... - I won't do anything! 1252 01:22:29,300 --> 01:22:33,130 No way... You do things like this often? 1253 01:22:33,150 --> 01:22:36,760 - It's my first time inviting someone here! - Really? 1254 01:22:36,880 --> 01:22:39,900 - Let's go! - You're kidding, right? 1255 01:22:41,930 --> 01:22:44,310 - Just take me home. - Okay... 1256 01:22:47,050 --> 01:22:50,590 Hey, hey, hey, Shinsui, you have a girlfriend, right? 1257 01:22:50,620 --> 01:22:53,660 Yeah? I already told you I do. 1258 01:22:54,320 --> 01:22:56,800 Then, why did you invite me? 1259 01:22:56,860 --> 01:23:00,570 Well, Takako, you told me you wanted me back at the snack bar, remember? 1260 01:23:00,600 --> 01:23:01,930 I don't. 1261 01:23:02,000 --> 01:23:04,890 You did. Your face told me it didn't matter to you. 1262 01:23:04,940 --> 01:23:09,200 - You were having some watered down drink. - But I'm not making that face today, am I? 1263 01:23:09,270 --> 01:23:11,760 That's enough. From now on, 1264 01:23:11,820 --> 01:23:15,960 we won't go out as a man and a woman, just as friends hanging out. 1265 01:23:16,110 --> 01:23:19,080 Hanging out? What are we, laundry? 1266 01:23:19,130 --> 01:23:21,920 - I'm going home. - No, wait... 1267 01:23:22,030 --> 01:23:24,290 We're still waiting for our fries, remember? 1268 01:23:24,330 --> 01:23:27,290 - We can go home once we've had them. - You're right... 1269 01:23:27,440 --> 01:23:32,700 - But I'm going home alone. - That's fine with me... 1270 01:23:33,450 --> 01:23:36,400 Are we really breaking up? 1271 01:23:39,800 --> 01:23:41,900 Here's your fries... 1272 01:23:57,820 --> 01:24:00,960 It's a wonderful place... Oh, look, a shop! 1273 01:24:01,040 --> 01:24:04,140 - It's the only one around. - Oh, really? Wow. 1274 01:24:10,160 --> 01:24:12,270 - So, it is you, Yumi! - Dad! 1275 01:24:12,380 --> 01:24:14,080 - You're pretty late, young lady! - Oh! 1276 01:24:14,120 --> 01:24:17,480 - This is Shintoto, he's a Rakugo storyteller! - Nice to meet you! 1277 01:24:17,520 --> 01:24:20,360 - He's my father. - Pleased to meet you. 1278 01:24:21,420 --> 01:24:22,760 What? 1279 01:24:24,860 --> 01:24:27,800 - Were you with him all day? - Yes! 1280 01:24:28,280 --> 01:24:32,350 - How long have you been together? - What? This was our first time hanging out. 1281 01:24:32,640 --> 01:24:37,100 That's no good. Ask him to come home with us. 1282 01:24:37,130 --> 01:24:38,160 Yes. 1283 01:24:39,210 --> 01:24:42,170 Shintoto, dad asked you to come with us. 1284 01:24:42,200 --> 01:24:45,360 - That's fine with me. - Okay, let's go? 1285 01:24:50,720 --> 01:24:52,270 Hello there! 1286 01:24:55,310 --> 01:24:56,570 Here. 1287 01:24:57,610 --> 01:25:01,560 This is the first time Yumi has brought a man home. 1288 01:25:02,040 --> 01:25:05,680 - Is that so? - Please, relax and make yourself at home. 1289 01:25:05,720 --> 01:25:07,440 That's impossible, mom! 1290 01:25:07,560 --> 01:25:10,570 Oh, I'm sorry I couldn't bring any Tamarizuke from Nikko... 1291 01:25:10,600 --> 01:25:13,040 Oh, it's no problem at all! 1292 01:25:13,230 --> 01:25:17,900 "Rakugo is about telling a funny story" 1293 01:25:18,080 --> 01:25:21,880 "that makes people laugh, then hitting with a punchline..." 1294 01:25:28,060 --> 01:25:30,920 You don't have to sit, so straight, it's okay. 1295 01:25:33,100 --> 01:25:35,280 - Sorry for making you wait. - It's okay! 1296 01:25:35,390 --> 01:25:39,280 Excuse me as I drink this beer after my bath... 1297 01:25:52,890 --> 01:25:57,120 Yumi told me earlier that you're a Rakugo storyteller... 1298 01:25:57,160 --> 01:25:58,680 The name is Shintoto. 1299 01:25:58,780 --> 01:26:02,240 I heard Rakugo is a difficult discipline, 1300 01:26:02,300 --> 01:26:04,730 but I've never heard your name before. 1301 01:26:04,800 --> 01:26:06,140 Ah, I'm still a futatsume, 1302 01:26:06,160 --> 01:26:08,600 so I still haven't been on TV or the radio. 1303 01:26:09,100 --> 01:26:13,250 What kind of Rakugo do you do? I'd like to hear it. 1304 01:26:17,120 --> 01:26:20,940 - I can do a bit, if you want! - Huh? Are you sure? 1305 01:26:28,620 --> 01:26:33,160 So, let us talk about a filial piety story called "The Twenty-four Filial Exemplars". 1306 01:26:33,230 --> 01:26:34,560 Do take a seat, come here! 1307 01:26:35,280 --> 01:26:39,070 I don't want to drink alcohol yet. And who asked you to drink?! 1308 01:26:39,130 --> 01:26:41,390 Why is your family always fighting? 1309 01:26:41,470 --> 01:26:43,870 There are 36 families in this tenement house, 1310 01:26:43,960 --> 01:26:47,470 but your family is the only that keeps on fighting every 3 days or so! 1311 01:27:02,800 --> 01:27:05,450 But, you know, filial piety is an important thing. 1312 01:27:05,500 --> 01:27:08,860 I drank a lot and went to bed naked, not even a mosquito bit me! 1313 01:27:08,890 --> 01:27:11,850 Oh, this must be what it feels like to be in heaven! 1314 01:27:11,900 --> 01:27:15,440 What are you saying? I spent all night fanning you! 1315 01:27:15,470 --> 01:27:17,920 That was "The Twenty-four Filial Exemplars"! 1316 01:27:31,450 --> 01:27:36,910 I must say, compared to Shinchou or Dashi, you're really bad at this! 1317 01:27:37,760 --> 01:27:39,710 That's why I'm still a futatsume. 1318 01:27:39,760 --> 01:27:44,190 Shin'uchi storytellers, at the top rank, have careers entirely distinct from ours. 1319 01:27:44,700 --> 01:27:47,340 - How old are you? - 23 this year. 1320 01:27:47,710 --> 01:27:51,640 Shinchou and Dashi were way better at your age, you know? 1321 01:27:51,760 --> 01:27:55,610 That may be true, but everyone is different. 1322 01:27:55,850 --> 01:28:00,970 Even salary men earn about 100.000 yen in their first year, 1323 01:28:01,100 --> 01:28:02,940 how do you make a living like this? 1324 01:28:02,990 --> 01:28:04,810 Why are you so worried about me? 1325 01:28:05,820 --> 01:28:10,520 If you get frustrated, try solving this shogi problem. 1326 01:28:12,090 --> 01:28:14,090 I think dad is right. 1327 01:28:14,240 --> 01:28:16,250 You're really bad, Shintoto... 1328 01:28:22,440 --> 01:28:24,220 I'm going home. 1329 01:28:27,180 --> 01:28:31,420 - Thank you for having me. - Study a bit more and try again. 1330 01:28:31,820 --> 01:28:34,460 - Come visit again, okay? - Yeah. 1331 01:28:35,260 --> 01:28:38,640 - There are no trains at this time. - I'll take a plane, then. 1332 01:28:57,740 --> 01:29:01,000 Is he okay, Yumi? I may have exaggerated... 1333 01:29:01,080 --> 01:29:04,800 - He has such big eyes. - I'm going to change. 1334 01:29:18,970 --> 01:29:23,440 I can see cars rushing on the monstrous Arakawa railway bridge. 1335 01:29:23,480 --> 01:29:24,650 Shintoto, Shintoto. 1336 01:29:24,700 --> 01:29:28,410 I can't hear the trumpets practicing, there's an eerie silence around me. 1337 01:29:28,440 --> 01:29:32,720 A taxi with a flashing sign saying "late-night fee" dashes towards Kitasenju. 1338 01:29:32,910 --> 01:29:36,910 My apartment is 42.195 km away in the opposite direction. 1339 01:29:37,000 --> 01:29:38,490 Shintoto, Shintoto. 1340 01:29:38,560 --> 01:29:41,960 I cross Tobu and Keisei over Ayase river, walking to Kanegafuchi 1341 01:29:41,980 --> 01:29:43,710 where ghosts are said to dwell. 1342 01:29:43,770 --> 01:29:45,400 Turning left at Entoku-ji, 1343 01:29:45,450 --> 01:29:49,080 I remember this was once the place where Kanebou Bijin was created. 1344 01:29:49,100 --> 01:29:50,840 Shintoto, Shintoto. 1345 01:30:09,310 --> 01:30:12,190 Drawn by festival lanterns, I discover a hidden path, 1346 01:30:12,200 --> 01:30:16,490 where the gods await for tomorrow in a space as large as 4½ tatami mats. 1347 01:30:18,650 --> 01:30:21,950 A solitary pedestrian stands before Hanayakushi station. 1348 01:30:21,950 --> 01:30:25,300 As they violently stand out, vinyl flowers welcome me here. 1349 01:30:29,850 --> 01:30:35,050 On Mito Kaidou road, an old shop has anti-mosquito coils on display. 1350 01:30:38,250 --> 01:30:40,320 A dozen work boots for 380 yen. 1351 01:30:40,380 --> 01:30:44,330 Jimanyaki for 60 yen, the famous soft serve ice cream for 100 yen. 1352 01:30:44,480 --> 01:30:47,020 I need to catch my breath. Shintoto, Shintoto. 1353 01:30:50,380 --> 01:30:53,790 Some geishas in their thirties, and a cheating man are sleeping 1354 01:30:53,840 --> 01:30:57,370 under Mukaishima's roof. The night is just about to end. 1355 01:30:57,390 --> 01:31:01,400 Summer mornings, as Shinsai claims, arrive in the blink of an eye. Shintoto, Shintoto. 1356 01:31:11,630 --> 01:31:13,470 I can hear the crow's cawing getting far. 1357 01:31:13,500 --> 01:31:15,640 They're likely going to Yoshiwara's sky, their cries heralding dawn. 1358 01:31:15,800 --> 01:31:18,120 Can you hear them too, master Shinchou? 1359 01:31:18,160 --> 01:31:20,440 Azumabashi beer factory is just nearby. 1360 01:31:20,490 --> 01:31:24,810 Despite being on the riverside's jogging track, I walk. Shintoto, Shintoto. 1361 01:31:29,840 --> 01:31:31,900 The wind blows from the Sumida River. 1362 01:31:31,920 --> 01:31:35,450 The Tobu Line softly brakes crossing the river, as if still asleep. 1363 01:31:39,720 --> 01:31:43,760 Matsuya and the beer factory are eerily silent, as if it's the end of the world. 1364 01:31:51,210 --> 01:31:54,190 Crossing Azuma Bridge, I can finally see Jintan Tower. 1365 01:31:54,250 --> 01:31:56,730 I've reached Asakusa Kaminarimon. Kannon-sama! 1366 01:31:56,760 --> 01:31:59,530 Today, Shintoto was the first one to visit you! 1367 01:32:13,790 --> 01:32:17,610 It's lonely to see these tiny shops void of their sweet ningyoyaki scent. 1368 01:32:19,920 --> 01:32:24,540 My feet wander through a garden of memories. I wonder, what are they doing now? 1369 01:32:24,780 --> 01:32:28,000 The International Theater's dancers, what are they doing now? 1370 01:32:28,080 --> 01:32:29,560 Shintoto, Shintoto. 1371 01:32:51,200 --> 01:32:52,410 You suck. 1372 01:33:10,750 --> 01:33:13,580 Shintoto! Shinsai just got promoted! 1373 01:33:14,040 --> 01:33:16,110 Congratulate him, come on! 1374 01:33:16,170 --> 01:33:18,520 Congratulations! Congratulations! 1375 01:33:19,050 --> 01:33:21,600 - You're exaggerating! - Congratulations, bro! 1376 01:33:21,800 --> 01:33:23,600 - Thank you! - Hey! 1377 01:33:23,640 --> 01:33:26,640 We were talking about organizing a party or something! 1378 01:33:26,670 --> 01:33:29,840 - Where do we go? - I mean, if you ask me... 1379 01:33:29,930 --> 01:33:31,820 We don't have to celebrate it... 1380 01:33:31,850 --> 01:33:34,320 Beer! Wine! What else? Whisky! Which one do you want? 1381 01:33:34,400 --> 01:33:37,300 Hey! How about we rent out a good pub and go have a blast? 1382 01:33:37,390 --> 01:33:41,300 - That sounds fun! - Let's go, let's go! Yay! 1383 01:33:48,600 --> 01:33:51,080 - Is it you, Shintoto? - Yes! 1384 01:33:51,310 --> 01:33:52,540 Come in! 1385 01:33:54,840 --> 01:33:56,910 What are you doing? 1386 01:33:57,530 --> 01:34:03,050 - I'm moving to Ogoto. - Ogoto? In Kansai? 1387 01:34:03,100 --> 01:34:04,720 - Exactly. - But why? 1388 01:34:04,830 --> 01:34:07,470 The environment is good there. The air, too. 1389 01:34:07,500 --> 01:34:10,590 You can play tennis and jog. My friend invited me to join her. 1390 01:34:10,640 --> 01:34:14,090 - Will you stay there forever? - Who knows? 1391 01:34:15,770 --> 01:34:19,900 I mean, you can come visit me if you want! I'll give you my number as soon as I can. 1392 01:34:19,950 --> 01:34:23,160 But it's pretty far from here... 1393 01:34:24,280 --> 01:34:25,880 Is it? 1394 01:34:29,160 --> 01:34:33,550 - I mean, I'd like to visit you, but... - Then, just come! 1395 01:34:36,890 --> 01:34:39,530 It's kinda sad, though... 1396 01:34:43,300 --> 01:34:47,580 - Are things good with that high-school girl? - Come on, don't bully me! 1397 01:34:47,630 --> 01:34:49,520 I'm keeping quiet about us. 1398 01:34:49,710 --> 01:34:53,440 But I guess I won't need to anymore... 1399 01:34:57,470 --> 01:35:01,690 - Do you want that? You can take it. - Are you sure? 1400 01:35:02,680 --> 01:35:04,280 I don't need it anymore. 1401 01:35:06,670 --> 01:35:08,240 I'll help you! 1402 01:35:45,100 --> 01:35:47,800 Hello, long time no see! 1403 01:35:48,060 --> 01:35:50,520 Hey, do we have enough beer? 1404 01:35:50,560 --> 01:35:54,120 Let's clap our hands as soon as he arrives! A big applause, okay? 1405 01:35:54,190 --> 01:35:58,300 Next time, we'll have to call you "master"! We have to call you "master"! 1406 01:36:00,310 --> 01:36:02,750 - Hey, there's not enough beer here! - Beer! Beer! 1407 01:36:02,780 --> 01:36:06,400 What are you doing there? Hey, bring us three more beers! 1408 01:36:15,260 --> 01:36:17,580 Ah, bro! Bro, come here, come here! 1409 01:36:27,850 --> 01:36:29,920 Let's have a toast! 1410 01:36:30,000 --> 01:36:31,760 Congrats on your promotion! 1411 01:36:34,190 --> 01:36:37,800 Here, bro, this is for you! Congrats on your new role! 1412 01:36:43,020 --> 01:36:44,890 Hey, hey, hey, hey! 1413 01:36:47,130 --> 01:36:49,160 Congratulations! I'll do my best, too! 1414 01:36:49,180 --> 01:36:51,100 I'll become a Shin'uchi just like you! 1415 01:36:51,180 --> 01:36:53,880 Do your best, then! Here, drink, drink! 1416 01:36:54,460 --> 01:36:57,130 I'm really happy you're here, thank you for today! 1417 01:36:57,180 --> 01:36:59,300 - We're happy for you, congrats! - It's true! 1418 01:36:59,400 --> 01:37:02,590 Hey, bro, where's your wife today? 1419 01:37:02,890 --> 01:37:08,720 Huh? Ah, she'll come by later... Thank you, guys! 1420 01:37:09,080 --> 01:37:10,800 Thank you so much for today! 1421 01:37:10,880 --> 01:37:12,880 Come on, come on, drink! 1422 01:37:13,070 --> 01:37:16,160 - You sure look happy! - You really do! 1423 01:37:16,250 --> 01:37:19,070 - You'll have to work hard for 20 years, too! - 20 years?! 1424 01:37:19,070 --> 01:37:21,560 Yeah! After all, bro gave his all! 1425 01:37:23,580 --> 01:37:27,630 ♪ Out! Safe! Yay, yay, yay! 1426 01:37:35,630 --> 01:37:37,790 Hurray! 1427 01:37:38,170 --> 01:37:45,710 ♪ If you're going to play baseball, you have to do all this! 1428 01:37:45,870 --> 01:37:49,790 ♪ Out! Safe! Yay, yay, yay! 1429 01:37:49,980 --> 01:37:53,360 ♪ Yay, yay, yay! Yay, yay, yay! 1430 01:37:53,450 --> 01:37:56,290 ♪ Yay, yay, yay! 1431 01:38:16,240 --> 01:38:19,850 What do we do if we get old, but never get better, bro? 1432 01:38:20,250 --> 01:38:24,280 We'll change, one way or another. It's impossible to stay the same forever. 1433 01:38:25,100 --> 01:38:28,650 - I want to do Rakugo forever... - Yeah... 1434 01:38:29,680 --> 01:38:33,260 Can Rakugo go bankrupt or something? Like some business. 1435 01:38:33,280 --> 01:38:38,810 Maybe, but when it happens, the whole of Japan will fall with it. 1436 01:38:39,900 --> 01:38:43,480 - I want to be a Shin'uchi, too... - I feel you... 1437 01:38:45,710 --> 01:38:49,280 Hey, Shinsai! Come here for a sec! 1438 01:38:49,320 --> 01:38:50,410 Coming! 1439 01:39:36,240 --> 01:39:49,020 {\an8}♪ Nostalgic vibes of the occasion when you met me 1440 01:39:49,400 --> 01:40:00,560 {\an8}♪ Nostalgic vibes of the station where we crossed paths 1441 01:40:05,900 --> 01:40:17,360 {\an8}♪ Put formalities into your pocket 1442 01:40:19,180 --> 01:40:25,440 {\an8}♪ And transform them into a magical mood 1443 01:40:25,820 --> 01:40:31,560 {\an8}♪ I'll give a present with a ribbon to a wonderful girl 1444 01:40:32,360 --> 01:40:38,780 {\an8}♪ See You Again in the Mood 1445 01:40:39,050 --> 01:40:44,760 {\an8}♪ Don't be so lonely 1446 01:40:45,470 --> 01:40:51,550 {\an8}♪ See You Again in the Mood 1447 01:40:52,200 --> 01:40:58,170 {\an8}♪ You're fading out with the southerly wind 1448 01:41:14,960 --> 01:41:27,770 {\an8}♪ Nostalgic vibes of the locations you told me about 1449 01:41:28,170 --> 01:41:39,820 {\an8}♪ Nostalgic vibes of the colorful vacation 1450 01:41:44,940 --> 01:41:55,050 {\an8}♪ Decorate your witty words with rouge 1451 01:41:58,270 --> 01:42:04,480 {\an8}♪ And transform them into a colorful mood 1452 01:42:04,750 --> 01:42:10,330 {\an8}♪ I'll give a present with a ribbon to a strange girl 1453 01:42:11,200 --> 01:42:17,630 {\an8}♪ See You Again in the Mood 1454 01:42:17,850 --> 01:42:23,640 {\an8}♪ Don't be so lonely 1455 01:42:24,590 --> 01:42:30,730 {\an8}♪ See You Again in the Mood 1456 01:42:31,050 --> 01:42:36,780 {\an8}♪ You're fading out with the southerly wind 1457 01:42:37,680 --> 01:42:43,900 {\an8}♪ See You Again in the Mood 1458 01:42:44,270 --> 01:42:50,330 {\an8}♪ Don't be so lonely 1459 01:42:50,880 --> 01:42:57,080 {\an8}♪ See You Again in the Mood 1460 01:42:57,450 --> 01:43:07,550 {\an8}♪ You're fading out with the southerly wind 1461 01:43:03,320 --> 01:43:11,820 Directed by: Yoshimitsu Morita 1462 01:43:20,000 --> 01:43:25,610 THE END119437