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[Dramatic music]

[Derek gasping]

Oh my god, it's you.

[Dramatic music]

Come on, it's me.

Derek.

You know me.

Give it to me.

I must have it.

No, I'll never tell
you where it is, never.

You'll have to kill me first.

[Upbeat music]

As you wish.

[Upbeat music]

- [Derek screams]
- [Upbeat music]

[Bright upbeat music]

[Man] One, two, three, yeah.

[Upbeat music]

I'm sorry to be so forward love.

You're a very handsome woman.

The way your hair grows
out of your skull like that,

magical.

[Upbeat music]

Hi, excuse me.

I couldn't help but notice
you from across the fields.

[Laughs]

Can I take you on a
date and maybe more.

I'm sorry, I'm talking
to this lovely lady.

Oh, you lucky mare.

He likes you.

Maybe you should
go on a date with him,

then perhaps intercourse.

I'm very clean.

I always use a loofa
on my under bits.

Although I must warn you,

I do have a slight
case of eczema,

or as I like to call it,
the snowfall of love.

It's like Christmas.

Christmas in your
bedroom more like.

When I pleasure a woman,

I like to unwrap
her like a present.

Baste her like a Turkey.

And when I'm finished,
she falls asleep satisfied

just like my Nana.

Look, I sell jam
here, nothing more.

So you can either put it
in your bag, on your toast,

or shove it up your ass.

I don't care, as long as
it get my 3.50 pounds.

[Gemma] Okay.

I tried my best.

I was oozing seduction
but she was immune.

Yeah.

We'll just have to wait.

You keep your camera ready.

She's gonna do some
adultery sooner or later.

I mean, just look at her.

You can tell. Thirsty for flesh.

Is that the woman
you came to spy on?

Why was Terry harassing
her? Should we report him?

Well yes, to the untrained eye

it may look as though he
was harassing her Monica,

but Terry was actually
attempting to flirt with her.

Her husband's hired us to see

if she's cheating on him.

Terry's our little honey trap.

Right.

Well I have to say,

it's so brave of you

to bet your whole future on
this investigation business.

It's not making you
any money whatsoever,

but you're still plugging away,

despite all the signs
telling you to just pack it in.

Makes me proud
to call you my sister.

Well, it's early days yet.

Look at Bill Gates.

He started
Microsoft in a garage.

Look at him now.

Maybe you should get a
job in a garage like him,

you know, just to
make some money.

And don't get me wrong,

you can live with me rent
free for as long as you want.

It's only until the
insurance money

comes through on
our coach Monica.

If it comes through.

Oh, hey, can I interest
you in my new perfume?

Made it myself, with oils from
my own natural body scent.

It's called me, by Monica.

That's me.

She loved that. She'll
definitely be back.

[Upbeat music]

[Dramatic music]

We need the money, gem.

Got to get out of
your sister's place.

I wake up every
day smelling of me.

It's like living in her armpit.

We will Terry, I promise you.

Soon we'll have our own place

and I'll be stuck
living somewhere

that smells of your armpits.

And then, gem, we can afford
the wedding of our dreams.

Yeah, the wedding
of your dreams.

Yeah.

[Upbeat music]

[Gasping]

[Dramatic music]

Porcelain rabbit figurine, 1981.

Oh, glazing in
excellent condition.

You can sense the caress
of the Potter in each detail.

Haven't been touched
like that in years.

The red-eyed rabbit?

Oh, you're welcome to it.

I remember that
from when I was a kid

and from many
nightmare as an adult.

My mum got it from a
Potter she had a fling with,

Eric something...

Derek castlewick.

Creator of the little
Timmy tufty tail collection.

He's had a fling
with a lot of women,

your mum's not special.

It's wonderful. How
much do you want for it?

- Well...
- Don't know,

couple of quid I suppose.

Terry, that's not
how you car boot.

Clearly you have no
interest in pottery of this kind.

I can tell by the
look on your face.

It's the same look
my ex-wives all had.

[Dramatic music]

It's here, I was right.

Derek gave it away
to one of his girlfriends.

All these years tracking them
and finally it's in my sights.

That idiot Carl is trying
to buy it. Get rid of him.

Look, I need that for
my collection, a tenner.

Tenner? Aye, go on.

20.

20? Aye, go on.

25.

40.

100. Aye go on.

But Terry, this is obviously

a very valuable
collector's item.

I'm afraid it's not for sale.

Terry, come on pack up

this little bunny's
got a date with eBay.

150. Aye...

So unless there's anything
else that you'd like?

[Coughing]

I thought I was
gonna black out then.

So, I've completely
sold out of me.

You never told me
business was so easy.

This is clive. We met
by the Nick-nacks.

This is my sister Gemma.

Hi there.

Have you smelled her me?

It really grabs the
nose, doesn't it?

I mean, one whiff
and you just yearn

to Bury yourself in
the source of the odour.

[Laughing]

Or move out.

My my, what a
delightful figurine.

[Dramatic music]

Are you selling it?

Do you know, I've seen
these before, collectors' items.

I could offer you
say, 200 pounds?

Oh aye, go on.

Sorry, it's...

- [Phone ringing]
- Oh.

It's our client.

[Terry mumbles]

Hello mr Collins.

Have you caught my Fiona
fooling around yet? Huh?

Telling me she's going out

to confession every
Thursday night.

We're not even catholic.

No, nothing yet.
But don't you worry.

Fiona can't hide
from us for long.

We will keep our eyes
permanently peeled.

The thing about bremmer
and draper investigators

is that we are highly observant.

Nothing will get past us.

Mark my words,
we will catch them.

Okay, okay, goodbye Mr. Collins.

[Dramatic music]

[Carl screaming]

You can't do this to me.

I can, I am, and I did.

Now you stay put,

while I keep an eye on
ginger and her boyfriend.

Make sure they give it to you.

Either voluntarily or
begging for their lives.

- [Laughing]
- [Carl screaming]

I wonder what
you're really worth,

you red-eyed git.

Clive said you were
a collector's item.

Oh well, I guess there's only
some things eBay will tell us.

Gemma, if we're
going to do this,

there's something you
should know about me.

I'm a big bad action boy.

Yeah, you are. I'm really
proud of you for that.

No, I meant I used
to collect action men.

That's what we call ourselves,

and I'm not ashamed of it.

Maybe a little bit.

I'm a collector just like him.

I know this world, I know how
obsessive these people can be.

We don't need eBay just yet.

There's another
place, a dark place,

in the corner of the Internet.

[Cartoon] Cuddle
me collectibles.

Right, I've posted it.

A member here says there's
a whole range of rabbits.

99, mummy rabbits,
daddy rabbits.

We've got the 100th.

The myxomatosis rabbit.

[Dramatic music]

[Gemma sighs loudly]

I don't believe that.

We've got the only
one ever made.

Oh.

If you have a
figurine or collectible

you are thinking of selling,

please consider us here at
macreadie's auction house.

Maybe you've had it for years

or stolen it from
a dying relative...

Bloody pop-ups.

Right, it says here,

"in the end, Potter
Derek castlewick

deemed maxy too
offensive for sale."

Thought it might
scare the kiddies.

Yes, which it did Derek.

You know if he was alive,

I'd have a good mind to
go round and wet his bed.

Hey, also says he died under
suspicious circumstances.

Who said he died in
scarborough. Same thing I suppose.

Right, we're off.

I'm going to teach
my yoga class.

You should come gem.

Tone up some of
those flappy bits.

You're not a qualified
yoga teacher Monica.

You not qualified
anything actually.

I know, isn't it mad?

Just put an advert up

and loads of people
joined, mainly men.

I think they just come
to watch me stretch,

but it's money, isn't it?

Will you be going
to yoga, clive, huh?

Do a bit of the old
downward dog in with Monica?

It's all the rage now.

I never do it that way.

I enjoy eye contact.

I like to look into
my man's soul

as he reaches his pleasure peak.

And then I own him.

Gemma.

[Dramatic music]

Don't hurt me.

We'd have had that
rabbit if it weren't for you.

I wanted it for myself.

Why should you have everything?

You have to take
your punishment.

[Carl screaming]

[Bright upbeat music]

Eight grand. There's a bloke
here offering eight grand.

Seriously?

I'm so serious.

I'm getting shooting
pains down my left arm.

Oh, what's this? The bunnyman.

That's a daft name.

"Give me the rabbit now

or I will send the beast
and you will regret it."

Oh, a threat.

I wonder if he's
got anything to do

with Derek's suspicious
circumstances.

See, I told you.

I know someone who put an
original my little pony on here,

but then didn't wanna sell.

Woke up with its
head in the bed.

Let's get rid of it Gemma.

Look, we need this money.

And well if we get
a place of our own,

we can do all sorts of
things, like together things.

Make all the noises
that we can't make here.

All right. Alright,
alright, I've re-prioritised.

Yes, okay, we need to celebrate.

You nip down to the off
licence and get some drinks in.

Fine, as there's
no stopping you,

look under the pampas grass.

What's this?

And if you want some
crisps, look in my wellies.

I've got cheese and onion.

And because of the wellies,
they're even cheesier.

[Dramatic music]

Terry.

[Terry] What.

There's someone in the room.

Oh, it's bloody
Monica sleep-walking.

[Gemma screams]

I am the beast, give
me the rabbit, now.

You're the woman
from the car boot sale.

Are you lost, love?

No, she's not, she's a
figurine obsessed psychopath

who's come to finish us off.

Don't be so silly.

- [Screams]
- Rabbit. Rabbit.

Terry, handle her.

What.

I don't wanna seem too forward,

but you're a very
handsome woman.

[Screaming]

He wants the
rabbit. Give it to...

Oh.

[Moans]

Bugger, not again. Oh.

Bugger what?

I think I've put my back out.

Been happening more
and more these days.

Oh just let me lie down flat

and I'll be right back with you.

Well, I think we
defeated the beast.

Yeah.

Oh.

Oh, you're joking.

Why did they have to send you?

Probably 'cause you've
created chaos yet again, Gemma.

Oh, you're so smug, aren't you?

Me, smug? No.

I'm a proper policewoman,

while you're playing at
being a private investigator.

God, Vicky, why
do you always have

to bring that attitude with you?

Why are they so
angry with each other?

Ooh, I'm the one
in trouble, aren't I?

She's her sister-in-law.
They don't get on.

Oh.

Gemma is what we call in
the force a waste of space.

- Oh.
- Leave it.

So what's your name

and why are you in
gamma's sister's house,

where she lives rent-free
much like a parasite?

Betty Jackson.

Oh, I think I might
be in the wrong house.

I thought this was my house

and the door was open
so I just came inside, oh.

Well don't be fooled by
her sweet demeanour.

She came here to kill us.

She attacked me with her cane.

[Betty laughing]

My cane.

Oh, it does fly about a bit.

I've lost my co-ordination.

Come on you, I'll help you home.

Let these two
keep their dignity.

And get back to their sofa-bed.

Oh, don't worry dear,

I've had a fistful of
morphine and it's kicking in.

Oh, I'll say my
goodbyes then, Gemma.

See sense, the bunnyman
will stop at nothing

to get the rabbit.

Well, bye then. Thanks
for your Patience.

[Dramatic music]

[Upbeat music]

Well, you've certainly come
to the right place Gemma.

And may I say how rare it is

to see such a pristine figurine

brought to me by
such a pristine figure.

Oh, thank you, brushed my hair

and my teeth.

And what a marvellous
job you did of both.

[Laughing]

This um...

This rabbit is worth a
considerable amount.

Yes.

Seems to be
connected to bunnyman.

Oh, him.

He's harassed me for years.

I have letter after
letter from him.

Always asking if I'd found maxy.

Threatening me because
he didn't believe I hadn't.

He's quite mad.

Well my partner told me the
collecting world is quite odd.

Partner?

In my investigation
agency. It's...

Fascinating.

I suppose you jet
around the world,

catching the bad guys
and righting wrongs?

Something very like that, yeah.

[Upbeat music]

Come on Fiona, do
something, or at least someone.

- [Upbeat music]
- [Phone buzzing]

Hello, yeah Mr. Collins.

Have you got
anything for me yet?

No, probably no
suspicious activity as of yet.

To be honest, I'm thinking
of knocking this on the head.

No, don't worry. I'm
watching her like a hawk.

You're not coming
up with anything.

Now you entrusted this
to us, the professionals.

Let us use our specialised
skill set to help you.

It's a skill set based on watching
hours of YouTube videos.

And Mark my words, I am
watching every move she makes.

[Orchestral music]

Bugger.

The bunnyman is not unique.

Collectors are an
obsessive lot, Gemma.

Here's one of the most
famous of the bunny brigade,

Jasper donningburgh.

Sadly his collecting
obsession consumed him.

His quest to find the
final rabbit in the series

became too much for him.

He took his own life.

[Gun shot]

That's so sad.

Why is he wearing a gas mask?

Jasper suffered from
an hereditary condition.

Trimethylaminuria, also
known as fish odour syndrome.

He smelled of fish?

Apparently, only when
he felt nervous or excited.

Better not go on a
roller-coaster with him then.

Got you.

[Laughing]

Clive, hello. Do you work here?

Clive does all our spreadsheets.

You two know each other.

He's dating my sister.

Oh, really clive.

Well if she's as beautiful
and attractive as you, Gemma,

he's a very lucky man.

Making me blush,

and feel really, really
good about myself.

Nice to unexpectedly see you.

[Slow piano music]

I'm sorry to be so
forward Gemma,

but I wouldn't be doing my job

if I didn't offer my services.

We'd love to auction
your rabbit here.

Yes. That would make
the bunnyman come to us.

I mean, obviously the money
is exciting and everything,

but you know, drama.

Collectors from all over
the world will come to you

for this piece.

You're looking at at
least half a million pounds.

♪ Joy to the world ♪

♪ the lord is come ♪

half a million pounds?

This is it.

Gemma, we've spent
our entire lives scrabbling

to get out of the toilet.

Just look at us now.

We're sitting on the rim
picking poo out of our fingernails.

And hey, listen, we're
not gonna waste it.

Oh no, we're gonna
invest it wisely.

I'll be honest,

I wasn't convinced before,

but this is the best
investment we'll ever make.

[Piano music]

We're both classy, Gemma.

It's the kind of people we are.

Wow.

When we sell the rabbit,

I'm thinking I might get
myself an owl for this arm.

Oh yeah.

Imagine walking down
the aisle towards me

and an owl, majestic.

I didn't even want a
big wedding at first.

I think as many
people as possible

need to see me wearing this.

Our Vicky's jaw is gonna
drop when she sees this dress.

I think a lot of people

are gonna have a
substantial reaction

to seeing you in
that dress babe.

Are you gonna try
on that other dress?

The woman said it was
bigger, so it'll be even classier.

Alright, bring it on.

[Piano music]

- [Dramatic music]
- [Gemma screams]

Give me the rabbit.

Terry, bunnyman, bunnyman.

Give me the rabbit or die.

Out the back.

Grab the bag.

It's got the
bloody rabbit in it.

Terry.

Oh, I've got it, I've got it.

It's in here, isn't it?

Wait, give it back.

No, I'm keeping it.

Remember our deal, Carl.

This could end
very badly for you.

Don't throw your life away.

Jokes on you Betty.

I haven't even got a life.

[Dramatic music]

I did it. It's finally mine.

[Car screeching]

I'm fine, not a Mark on me.

[Dramatic music]

Everything's
alright. I saved it.

Good to know where I stand
in the grand scheme of things.

[Dramatic music]

[Police] Yeah, one body sarge.

Absolutely splattered
to be honest.

Nearly put me off my dinner.

He was on 84 rabbits.

Thought he could get
up to the big numbers.

They all do.

How did you know we were
here? Did you follow us?

Yeah. Bunnyman
told me to follow you.

And then we set this up.

You don't fancy just
giving it to us, do you?

No. Worth a try.

But look, you
can't tell the police.

If you do, they'll
take the rabbit,

impound it as evidence.

And then we'll all be in danger.

Save the rabbit and
you'll save yourselves.

I'm getting out of this game.

It's too cut throat.

I'm going back
to contract killing,

which is still cutting throats,

but you know, there's
a level of honesty in it.

Yeah, I can imagine.

Fancy dress is it, Gemma.

What have you come as?

Someone in a strong relationship

who's not afraid
to express her love.

I can see you're
still in character

as the miserable old witch.

I'm a police officer.

Misery is part of the job.

Speaking of which, I sincerely
hope you three being here

is just a coincidence.

Last time I saw you all,

Gemma was accusing you
of breaking and entering.

Water under the bridge.

We've sort of
befriended Betty here.

She came to help us
get fitted for the wedding.

Our wedding's gonna be great.

Like yours, but with less
of a sense of my brother

making a massive mistake.

And an owl.

Stay there, I'll be wanting
statements from all of you.

[Upbeat music]

Your highness, it's me.

I wanted you to know

an incredibly rare piece
has just come up, maxy.

Yes, the maxy.

The one and only.

[Upbeat music]

So that's it.

The bunny is worth a fortune,

there's a psycho
called the bunnyman

who's after us for it

and we are going undercover
at the auction tomorrow

to catch him.

[Terry snapping]

[Upbeat music]

Do you think it's going in?

She's not registering.

No, no no no no, I can hear you.

I'm just trynna figure out
how any of this is about me.

Well, there's something
I need to tell you.

Your clive's involved.

Clive? How?

He works at the auction house.

Oh, but you didn't tell me that.

I found that out
through detection work.

Not just by bumping
into him there.

Right then, well I'm
obviously coming

to the auction with you then.

No Gemma, she's
not coming with us.

I view time risking my life

chasing a psychopath
as special calm time,

I enjoy away from Monica.

No offence.

Oh, offence taken.

You might need backup.

She's right.

Or an annoying distraction.

Ooh, exciting.

And we're gonna have
to dress the part, okay.

Oh yes. You're my sister.

I'm not having anyone
think you are less of a woman

just because I can see
your squat little legs, alright?

[Upbeat music]

So that's it.

Don't suppose you need a
written resignation, do you?

Great, well, no
hard feelings then.

Standard procedure, I'll
pick up my holiday pay later.

You don't follow me, I won't
slit your throat in your sleep.

You're going nowhere.

The job's not complete.

Nobody walks away from me.

I think you're forgetting
who you're talking to here.

I am the beast and
I was killing people

while you were still gnawing
on your mama's nipples.

[Bunnyman laughing]

[Phone rings]

[Upbeat music]

Gemma, I'm gonna tell myself off

because I didn't think you have

the hips for that dress.

But look at you.

You've managed to
wriggle your way into it.

You're a little queen.

Look, why do I have to
go undercover as a waiter?

Because I'm more believable

as a wealthy lady
whose husband has died,

leaving her his estate

and who now spends
her time collecting rabbits

and entertaining her
string of exotic lovers.

I'm not sure I'm happy

with how much you've
thought this through, Gemma.

And I am her sister
with a much longer string

of more exotic bad companions.

Right, so the bunnyman
is gonna make a move,

so we need to be
ready for anything.

Terry, you go outside
and mingle with the guests.

Once any of us find out
who the bunnyman really is,

he's mine.

Well as long as
he doesn't Nick it,

and the cheque
clears, we're golden.

Gemma, we're gonna have
flamingos at our wedding.

During the service and
possibly also as a starter.

Oh, Christ, Gemma.

We won't do that.

[Crowd] Rabbit. Rabbit.
Rabbit. Rabbit. Rabbit. Rabbit.

[Piano music]

[Clapping]

What's with the costumes.

Is this some sort of
sex party or something?

No, they're not like this.
They're always indoors.

This is how the
figurine fraternity do it

when they auction
something at this level.

This way, none of
them will ever know

who has the full collection.

It could be very dangerous
for whoever has them all.

Welcome ladies and gentlemen,

to a very special evening
in the collectibles world.

Tonight, we will auction off

a unique piece in the
Timmy tufty tale series,

maxy, the myxomatosis rabbit,

the 100th and final
rabbit in the collection.

[Crowd clapping]

None of which would be
possible without its owner,

the beautiful lady
cilla De black.

Bonjour.

And her sister...

Lady Pam au raisin.

[Clapping]

Now, if you follow me,
we can stop the oaks.

[Clapping]

[Orchestral music]

[Crowd] Rabbit, rabbit, rabbit,

rabbit, rabbit, rabbit, rabbit.

The rabbit is in
excellent condition.

The glazing is impeccable

and as with all
items sold here at...

Do you er, fancy a tipple?

Should you wish to
have your items delivered.

Rabbit.

I'm more a big bad
action boy myself.

You know, the old
action man game.

[Dramatic music]

Intense industry.

I should know, I tried to
sell an action man once,

they wanted his service record.

I will leave you to
enjoy your beverage.

Shall we start the bidding
at say, 100, 000 pounds?

Yes. Get in.

Is that our first bid?

No, sorry.

I was just excited about
giving out the champagne.

I'm more of a
cider man, you see.

And pickled onions.

Clive?

Where were we?

Oh yes, 100,000 pounds.

100,000.

150.

200.

300.

350.

Come on then, show
yourself, you lop-eared bugger.

Just be patient, Monica.

He'll make a mistake,
then he's ours.

[Jacob] 550.

[Crowd member] 600,000.

Sweet Mary lord, carry me home.

Oh.

- 650,000.
- Yes.

[Jacob] 650.

Can I top you up in a minute?

Just 'cause I'm in the process

of watching my life change
in ways I don't really deserve.

[Jacob] 650 pounds
ladies and gentlemen.

Or, you know, in hindsight,

it would be a shame
to leave your patch.

Okay mate.

Keep bidding, keep
bidding. Don't mind me.

Pick up number
ladies and gentlemen.

Fulfil a dream.

I'm sorry to interrupt,

but I really need some
more champagne.

Not now man, can't you
see what's happening?

The auction has come alive.

700.

For god's sake. Look
out the back you idiot.

[Dramatic music]

Now, where were we?

Can you smell fish?

700,0000.

You're Jasper
donningburgh's son.

You're a very clever
girl, Gemma. Yes, I am.

Gemma is right.

I was raised here
in this auction house,

by my stepfather, macreadie.

But, I am Jacob donningburgh.

But you're more than that.

You're the bunnyman.

Right again.

You've got a brilliant mind.

I had planned my
finale for a little later,

but maybe no time like
the present is the way to go.

[Dramatic music]

Look at me, all of you.

All I wanted in my life

was to complete
my father's collection.

I'm a good boy.

But these rabbits are cursed.

I've sent myself mad.

I've become a
monster just like daddy.

[Sobbing]

Just like all of you.

Think about how much you've
ruined your own family's lives

trying to achieve
this, just like me.

Think about how your
children have suffered

as you ignored them
to chase this pointless

little bug-eyed bunny.

The things I've done to get this

would shock the devil himself.

[Laughing]

I killed Derek, to find
out where maxy was.

But he wouldn't tell.

Oh, I'd have kept
that to myself.

And Betty is dead in the cellar.

Oh, now is definitely
the time to shut up.

And now, for the final
piece of the puzzle.

Once this rabbit is
destroyed, it's all over.

None of you will have
the complete collection,

and you can go back to
your families and apologise

for what you've
put them through.

Jacob, no.

[Crowd member] We don't
care about your pathetic life.

Enough of this. I shall bid
a million pounds sterling.

Oh, please, Jacob,

this could bring such
happiness to two,

and I'm not even exaggerating,
incredibly unlucky people.

Sorry Gemma, but you
won't be catching it this time.

Oh no, no, no.

No.

It's all right. It's alright
everyone. I'm still rich.

Panic over. I
found the fizzy stuff.

Terry, no.

What.

Yes Terry. Yes.

[Bunnyman laughing]

Oh.

Consider this my resignation.

[Dramatic music]

Clive, did you know
about all of this?

He's my husband, he's my life.

You're life? What about me?

I was using you to get to
the rabbit, you stupid girl.

Be still my love.

Hop, hop, hop into the darkness.

[Slow piano music]

Terry, what did
you do to the rabbit?

Look, I know there's gonna
be a lot of anger and blame,

but one day Gemma,
I promise you,

one day I will find a way to
make out, this wasn't my fault.

[Slow piano music]

Well, well, well.

Looks like the police force

needed the lowly
investigators after all.

For all your snide
little comments,

I was the one who found
out who the culprit was.

By all accounts,

it was 20 seconds before

he just told everybody
who he was, Sherlock.

Well, at least I didn't have
his main hench-woman

in my sights and
then just let her go.

Which led to someone dying.

Should we call it a draw?

Fair enough.

Sunday dinner at two.

See you there.

[Slow piano music]

Do you know what
the real shame is?

What's that?

It's Wednesday.

You know what we usually
do on a Wednesday night.

You've had a bath, I've had
a bath, with my peach scrub.

We can't.

Well, I was thinking, if
we were really really quiet,

then we could.

Because we wouldn't
wake anyone up.

Well don't mind me, love.

If I haven't got my readers on,

I can't see a bloody thing.

You two crack on.

You're kind enough
to let me lie low here,

so I don't mind listening
to you get jiggy with it.

Oh.

No.

[Upbeat music]