All language subtitles for Hart to Hart S01E14 Night Horrors.DVDRip.NonHI.cc.en

THIS IS MY BOSS, JONATHAN HART.

A SELF-MADE MILLIONAIRE.

HE'S QUITE A GUY.

THIS IS MRS. H. SHE'S GORGEOUS.

WHAT A TERRIFIC LADY!

BY THE WAY, MY NAME IS MAX.

I TAKE CARE OF THEM,
WHICH AIN'T EASY

'CAUSE THEIR HOBBY IS MURDER.

SHUT UP. WATCH T.V.

GOOD EVENING.

ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELF.

AH, THE GLORIOUS FEELING
OF BEING REALLY DEAD.

MAX.

NERVES OF STEEL.
WE'RE GOING OUT.

WILL THE TWO OF YOU
BE ALL RIGHT ALONE?

SURE, WE'LL BE FINE.

JUST DON'T FORGET TO LOCK
THE TOP LOCK WHEN YOU GO OUT.

MAX, IS THAT BLOOD
ON YOUR COLLAR?

THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
TOMORROW'S LAUNDRY DAY.

SEE YOU LATER, MAX.

DON'T FORGET TO PUT THE BAT OUT.

BAT?

NO, THANK YOU.

I DON'T DRINK WINE.

THAT WAS CARLISLE ROAD.

IT MUST BE ON UP AHEAD HERE.

I HAVE TO TELL YOU, YOUR
FRIEND, FRED, IS SLIGHTLY WEIRD.

AND I HAVE TO
TELL YOU, I MET HIM

THROUGH YOUR SLIGHTLY
WEIRD FRIEND AMANDA.

THEY DO MAKE A PERFECTLY
WEIRD COUPLE, DON'T THEY?

I MEAN, WOULD YOU GO OUT OF
YOUR WAY TO BUY A HAUNTED HOUSE?

IT WOULDN'T BE SO BAD.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

OH, WE COULD SPEND THE REST
OF OUR LIVES UNDER A SHEET.

HOW DO YOU LIKE IT SO FAR?

SORT OF EARLY CHARLES
ADDAMS, WOULDN'T YOU SAY?

ARE FRED AND AMANDA
REALLY GONNA LIVE HERE?

ARE YOU KIDDING?

THEY'VE ALREADY DONE
A SPREAD ON THIS PLACE

FOR BETTER HOMES AND GARGOYLES.

DON'T BOTHER WAITING
FOR THE PARKING ATTENDANT.

I THINK I SAW HIS BODY
BACK THERE IN THE BUSHES.

DARLING, IF BELA LUGOSI ANSWERS
THE DOOR, LET'S JUST LEAVE.

UH-HUH.

GOOD EVENING.

GOOD EVENING.

MAY I TAKE YOUR COAT, MADAM?

UH, NO, THANK YOU.
I THINK I'LL KEEP IT.

WE MAY LEAVE IN A HURRY.

UNIQUE.

EVEN THOUGH THE
MAID DIDN'T SHOW UP.

THERE YOU ARE, MY DARLINGS.

OH, AMANDA.

I WAS BEGINNING TO THINK THAT THIS
WAS GOING TO TURN INTO A SEARCH PARTY.

I'M SORRY WE'RE LATE.

YES, WE TOOK A FEW BAD TURNS.

OH, WELL, WHAT
DO YOU THINK OF IT?

AH.

UNIQUE.

I'D GIVE YOU A GRAND TOUR

BUT FRED LIKES EVERYONE TO
EXPERIENCE THIS PLACE ON THEIR OWN.

OH, HOW INTERESTING.

FRED, UH, SHOULD DEFINITELY
CHANGE HIS LAUNDRY.

TOO MUCH STARCH.

WHERE... WHERE IS FRED?

OH, POOR FRED.

HE WAS SO LOOKING
FORWARD TO THIS EVENING

WHEN SUDDENLY HE HAD THIS
WRETCHED PRESENTATION FOR TOMORROW.

HE SAID HE'D BE ALONG
JUST AS SOON HE CAN.

AH.

SIR.

AH, MICHAEL.

OH, CHAMPAGNE.

OH, THANK YOU, MICHAEL.

THE REAL REASON
FRED ISN'T HERE IS

HE CAN'T CRAWL OUT OF HIS
COFFIN UNTIL AFTER SUNDOWN.

I HAVE NEWS FOR YOU, DARLING.

THE SUN'S BEEN DOWN A LONG TIME.

PROBABLY HAVING
TROUBLE WITH THE LATCH.

I'D LIKE TO INTRODUCE YOU TO
THIS CHARMING COUPLE, THE HARTS.

JENNIFER AND JONATHAN,
THIS IS MICHAEL SHILLINGFORD.

HOW DO YOU DO? HOW DO YOU DO?

HELLO.

MICHAEL IS A SPINNER
OF GOTHIC TALES.

PLEASE, AMANDA.

HE'S WRITTEN OVER 60 THRILLERS.

YOU MUST HAVE READ SOME OF THEM.

PLEASE, AMANDA.

I HAVEN'T READ ANY OF THEM.

YOU HAVEN'T READ
ANY OF MY BOOKS?

I DON'T THINK I HAVE.
I DON'T THINK SO.

SORRY.

AH.

WELL, I NEVER READ ANY
OF THAT JUNK MYSELF.

I CAN'T HELP THINKING
WE'VE MET BEFORE.

I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING.

PROBABLY IN ONE OF
THE LOCAL HAUNTS.

THE ATHLETIC CLUB, PERHAPS.

WELL, ACTUALLY,

I DO MOST OF MY
WORKING OUT AT HOME.

HE'S IN EXCELLENT SHAPE.

FRED MUST HAVE SLAMMED HIS LID.

SIMON.

MADAM.

IS THERE ANYONE UPSTAIRS?

NOT THAT I KNOW OF, MADAM.

OH, WELL, IT'S AN OLD HOUSE.

ONE HAS TO GET
USED TO ITS SOUNDS.

I GUESS I'M THE CULPRIT.
I'M GLADYS LEARY.

I'M THE BROKER WHO FOUND
THIS HOUSE FOR FRED AND AMANDA.

AND THIS IS REVEREND TYSON.

JENNIFER AND JONATHAN HART.

HOW DO YOU DO, REVEREND?

GOOD EVENING.

THIS PLACE WOULD
MAKE A TERRIFIC TAX LOSS.

MICHAEL, YOU HAVE
NO SENSE OF ROMANCE.

AMANDA, YOU CAN'T SEND
ROMANCE TO THE GOVERNMENT.

I MUST ADMIT, AMANDA,

THIS PLACE IS NOT
MY IDEA OF HEAVEN.

BUT WHAT DO ANY OF US
REALLY KNOW ABOUT HEAVEN?

MORE IMPORTANTLY, WHAT
DO WE KNOW ABOUT HELL?

NOT MUCH, BUT I'M SURE THAT
SOMEBODY WILL GIVE US A HINT SOON.

SEE WHAT I MEAN?

OH, DEAR.

AMANDA, WHO LIVED IN THIS
HOUSE BEFORE YOU BOUGHT IT?

UH, A MAN CALLED GREELEY.

HE DIED IN THE MASTER BEDROOM.

AH, NATURALLY.

MAYBE UNNATURALLY.

WAS THERE ANYTHING
UNUSUAL ABOUT HIS DEATH?

OH, NO, SIR.

I WAS WITH HIM FOR 30
YEARS, RIGHT UP UNTIL THE END.

HE DIED QUITE PEACEFULLY.

BUT I SUSPECT THERE WERE CERTAIN

UNRESOLVED CIRCUMSTANCES.

SUCH AS?

I DON'T THINK IT WOULD BE
DISCREET TO TALK ABOUT THEM.

DID FRED, UH, FORGET
TO PAY THE LIGHT BILL?

LORNA, I DIDN'T THINK YOU
WERE GOING TO MAKE IT.

AN INNER VOICE KEPT
WARNING ME OF DANGER,

BUT I CHOSE TO
ATTEND IN SPITE OF IT.

I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN, DOCTOR.

I SENSED THE SAME THING
WHEN I WAS HERE BEFORE.

DR. LORNA PHELPS, I'D LIKE
YOU TO MEET THE HARTS.

I THINK YOU KNOW EVERYONE ELSE.

IT WAS YOU THAT I
SAW IN MY VISION.

DANGER TO YOU.

WELL, I WISH YOU WOULD HAVE
CALLED ME, AND TOLD ME BEFORE I CAME.

WELL, AMANDA, YOU
WANTED A HAUNTED HOUSE.

OBVIOUSLY, I DIDN'T
BELIEVE ALL THOSE STORIES.

DON'T BE UPSET.

GHOSTS ARE NOT NORMALLY
KNOWN TO HURT THE LIVING.

SIMON SAYS, "TAKE MANY
GIANT STEPS TO THE FRONT DOOR

AND ONE LONG CAR
RIDE BACK TO TOWN."

I'M WITH YOU. REALLY.

THIS IS THE KIND OF
NONSENSE I PUT IN MY BOOKS

TO SCARE THE WITS OUT OF SILLY
OLD LADIES ON COLD WINTER NIGHTS.

TO TAKE IT SERIOUSLY...

I HOPE YOU'RE NOT COOKING
DINNER ON AN ELECTRIC STOVE.

MY GOD, MAN!

YOU LOOK LIKE
YOU'VE SEEN A GHOST.

IN THE DARK,
SOMETHING TOUCHED ME.

PASSED OVER MY FACE LIKE A
WEB, A GOSSAMER-LIKE THING.

IT WAS COLD, UNEARTHLY.

WAS IT LIKE THIS?

YES, IT WAS EXACTLY LIKE...

DINNER IS SERVED.

PSST.

HAVING A GOOD TIME?

NO.

WELL, WE HAVE TO AT LEAST
WAIT UNTIL, UH, FRED GETS HERE.

YOU'VE GOT THAT
LOOK IN YOUR EYE.

WHAT LOOK?

THAT "OH, BOY, AM
I EVER INTRIGUED

BY THIS AMITYVILLE
HORROR SHOW "LOOK.

DARLING,

YOU HAVE TO ADMIT, AREN'T
YOU JUST THE LEAST BIT CURIOUS?

NO.

NO?

SIMON, YOU'RE SUCH A GEM.

WE WOULDN'T HAVE
THOUGHT OF BEING ABLE

TO BUY THE HOUSE
UNLESS YOU CAME WITH IT.

SIMON IS NOT ONLY SERVING THIS
DINNER, HE COOKED IT AS WELL.

AND HE'S MADE A DEVIL'S FOOD
CAKE FOR DESSERT, REVEREND.

DELICIOUS.

HMM.

CAREFUL, REVEREND, YOU MIGHT
HAVE TO SELL YOUR SOUL FOR A BITE.

MAY I SERVE YOU, MADAM?

OH, YES, SIMON.

HOPE I'M NOT LATE FOR DESSERT.

I GOT INTO THIS THING
ON THE WAY OVER HERE,

AND I JUST COULD NOT GET OUT.

IT MUST BE A PAIN IN THE NECK.

JONATHAN, HOW ARE YOU?

UH, WOULD YOU MIND HELPING
ME UNBUTTON MY COLLAR, OLD BOY?

FRED, YOU'RE A SCREAM.

YEAH.

TELL ME FRED, HAVE
YOU EVER THOUGHT

ABOUT PLAYING JOHN THE BAPTIST?

HOW ARE YOU, REVEREND?

HOW DID YOU MANAGE THOSE
EFFECTS IN THE PARLOR?

EFFECTS? WHAT EFFECTS, MICHAEL?

NOW DON'T LOOK SO INNOCENT.

THE NOISE, THE
WINDOW, THE LIGHTS.

WELL, IF I EXPLAINED
THE TRICK, GLADYS,

THEN IT WOULDN'T BE MAGIC.

NOW, THIS SHOULD BE THE MOST FUN

YOU TWO HAVE EVER HAD
WITH YOUR CLOTHES ON.

SHOULD BE.

WELL, IF YOU THINK THIS IS FUN,

WAIT TILL YOU SEE
WHAT HAPPENS NEXT.

WE'RE GOING ON A TREASURE HUNT.

A TREASURE HUNT?

THAT'S WHAT I SAID.

SORRY, FRED, I'VE
FORGOTTEN MY SHOVEL.

BOY, YOU SURE COULD USE IT NOW.

WE ARE GOING TO
SEARCH FOR THE HIDDEN

GREELEY TREASURE.

WHAT ABOUT DINNER?

WELL, YOU CAN HAVE DINNER
AFTER WE'VE FOUND THE TREASURE.

THAT SHOULD SERVE TO
STIMULATE YOUR APPETITE

REVEREND.

SEEMS WHEN, UH,
OLD MAN GREELEY WAS

YOUNG MAN GREELEY,
HE HAD A BRIDE-TO-BE.

BOUGHT HER A VERITABLE
FORTUNE IN JEWELS:

DIAMONDS, EMERALDS, RUBIES.

THE AMOUNT WAS ENOUGH
TO STAGGER THE IMAGINATION.

IF YOU REALLY BELIEVE ALL THIS,

WHY ARE YOU SHARING IT WITH US?

I'M A SPORT.

BESIDES, WE'RE HAVING THE
HOUSE COMPLETELY REDECORATED,

AND WHY SHOULDN'T ONE
OF YOU FIND THE TREASURE

INSTEAD OF THE
PLASTERER OR THE PLUMBER?

AND I KNOW IF YOU'RE LUCKY,
YOU'LL WANT TO DONATE

EVERYTHING TO MY
FAVORITE CHARITY:

ME.

I WOULDN'T BE TOO
SURE OF THAT, AMANDA.

WELL, JONATHAN'S PARTNER
WILL HELP HIM DECIDE THAT.

BUT THAT WON'T BE JENNIFER.

WHY?

IN ORDER TO KEEP US
ALL HONEST, NONE OF US

MAY SEARCH WITH THE
PERSON WE CAME WITH. OH.

NOW, WHILE WE
SELECT OUR PARTNERS,

LET'S ALL HAVE A DRINK.

GOOD IDEA.

WHY DON'T WE JUST LEAVE?

PARTY POOPER?

DAMN RIGHT.

OH, THANK YOU.

CAN ANYONE SUGGEST AN
APPROPRIATE TOAST FOR THE OCCASION?

BEGGING YOUR PARDON, SIR,

BUT MASTER HAD ONE QUOTATION
THAT HE WAS PARTICULARLY FOND OF.

PERHAPS IT MIGHT DO.

EXCELLENT.

"THE EVIL THAT MEN
DO LIVES AFTER THEM.

THE GOOD IS OFT INTERRED
WITH THEIR BONES."

WHAT A LOVELY THOUGHT.

LET THE HUNT BEGIN!

WAIT.

WHAT IS IT?

SOMETHING IS EMANATING
FROM THIS ROOM.

BESIDES THE DRAFT?

HEAVY VIBRATIONS, DOCTOR?

HELLO, DOCTOR?

HELLO, DOCTOR?

WELL, THERE'S NO
SENSE IN BOTH OF US

SITTING AROUND HERE
AND VIBRATING TOGETHER.

I'LL JUST, UH, MOSEY ALONG.

WE HAVE TO FIND
THE MASTER BEDROOM.

YOU THINK THAT'S
WHERE HE PUT IT?

WELL, I THINK HE'D
WANT IT CLOSE TO HIM,

AS IF HE WERE NEXT TO
THE WOMAN HE LOVED.

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, REVEREND?

HARDLY, MRS. HART.

I THINK YOU'RE BEING
COMPLETELY SUBJECTIVE.

BUT LET'S GIVE IT A TRY.

GOOD.

NO.

DON'T TELL ME YOU'VE LOST YOUR
TASTE FOR THE HUNT, MICHAEL.

I'M ONLY GOOD WHEN
I CAN SMELL BLOOD.

OH, YOU DON'T BELIEVE
IN THE GREELEY TREASURE.

OH, COME ON, AMANDA, ADMIT IT.

WE'RE ALL SIMPLY
BEING VICTIMIZED

BY YOUR HUSBAND'S
PERVERSE SENSE OF HUMOR.

ACCORDING TO THE
LEGENDS, OLD GREELEY HAD...

LEGENDS?

OLD WIVES' TALES, YOU MEAN.

EXCUSE US.

BE MY GUEST.

NO REST FOR THE
WICKED, REVEREND TYSON.

CALM DOWN, AMANDA.

SOMETHING ABOUT BURIED TREASURE

TURNS EVERYBODY INTO CHILDREN.

MAYBE WE SHOULD
ASK THIS OLD BUZZARD.

HE LOOKS LIKE HE COULD TELL US A
THING OR TWO ABOUT THE GREELEY LEGEND.

AMANDA?

I'M SORRY, I WAS KIDDING.

CAN'T SOMEBODY ELSE
MAKE A JOKE AROUND HERE?

HI. HI.

WELCOME TO THE DUNGEON.

YOU'RE FEELING NO PAIN, HUH?

THAT'S RIGHT.

I CAME DOWN HERE
LOOKING FOR THE TREASURE

AND LOOK WHAT I FOUND.

YOU'RE IN THE RIGHT SPOT.

THAT'S RIGHT.

HEY, WOULD YOU LIKE TO HELP ME?

I DON'T CARE, WE CAN DRINK
OUT OF THE SAME BOTTLE.

YOU'RE VERY COMMUNICATIVE.

SHINE THAT LIGHT OVER HERE.

OH, SHE LOOKS ILL.

SHE ALWAYS LOOKS THAT WAY.

BLESS YOU.

OH, HERE, YOU HOLD THIS.

NO.

LET'S SEE.

IT'S A LUMP. I KNEW
IT, I WAS RIGHT, I...

OH, WHAT WE NEED IS A KNIFE.

I'M SORRY I CAN'T
HELP YOU, MRS. HART.

WELL, YOU SAID
YOU WANTED A KNIFE.

THANK YOU.

OH, MY! WELL...

MASTER GREELEY WAS A JUNKIE.

A JUNKIE?

A MILLIONAIRE,
OCTOGENARIAN JUNKIE.

WHAT A GREAT IDEA
FOR A CHARACTER.

WHAT A GREAT IDEA
FOR A CHARACTER.

BYE.

IT'S REALLY SO HOPELESS.

I MEAN, THIS HOUSE IS SO VAST.

IT'LL TAKE MONTHS, MAYBE
YEARS, TO GO THROUGH IT.

IT IS DISCOURAGING.

BUT WE MUST KNOW THAT SO MANY
BEFORE US HAVE BEEN LOOKING.

WHY MUST WE KNOW?

WELL, UH, I JUST ASSUMED.

OH, IT'S SORT OF LIKE AN
EASTER EGG HUNT AT HALLOWEEN.

PRECISELY.

REVEREND,

DON'T LOOK NOW

BUT THERE'S A RATHER VICIOUS
LOOKING TIGER BEHIND YOU

WITH A SPARKLE IN HIS EYE.

WELL, NOW THAT'S WHAT
I CALL AN EYE-POPPER.

FORGIVE ME, MRS. HART.

HMM?

YOU MEAN, WE'RE NOT
GONNA SHARE THE DOOR PRIZE?

ISN'T IT A SHAME?

IT'S NOTHING PERSONAL.

YOU'RE A LOVELY LADY AND A
DIAMOND THAT SIZE BECOMES YOU.

BUT I'VE BEEN LOOKING
SO MUCH LONGER.

OH.

SO THAT'S HOW YOU MUST KNOW.

PRECISELY.

BUT IF WE WERE ABLE
TO ASK MR. GREELEY,

I'M SURE HE WOULD
PREFER THAT I HAVE IT.

YOU'RE SURE THE
BISHOP WON'T BE JEALOUS

IF YOU HAVE A RING
THAT'S BIGGER THAN HIS?

STEP THIS WAY, MRS. HART.

TO THE CLOSET, PLEASE.

MUST I?

YOU MUST, YES.

I DO APOLOGIZE, MRS. HART,

BUT I MUST MAKE SOME
EFFORT AT GETTING AWAY.

AND TO THINK I COULD HAVE
STAYED HOME WITH DRACULA.

WHERE'S JENNIFER?

MASTER BEDROOM.

BY THE TIME THEY FIND
YOU, I SHOULD BE GONE.

IF THEY FIND YOU.

JENNIFER?

WHERE ARE YOU?

JENNIFER?

DARLING?

I'M IN HERE WITH AMANDA.

WHERE IS IN HERE?

BEHIND THE WALL.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THERE?

PUSH UP ON THE COAT
HOOK AND YOU'LL FIND OUT.

DARLING, WHAT IS GOING ON?

THE REVEREND GOT AWAY WITH
A DIAMOND AS BIG AS THE RITZ.

OH, NO, WAIT! NO, NO, NO

WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO NOW?

WHAT IS THIS?

IT'S SOME SORT OF
SECRET PASSAGE.

WHERE DOES IT LEAD TO?

WELL, HOPEFULLY, TO A WAY OUT.

HOPEFULLY.

OH!

ANYBODY SEEN THE REVEREND?

I BELIEVE HE WENT
OUT TO HIS CAR, SIR.

BE CAREFUL, DARLING.
HE'S GOT A GUN.

I'D LIKE TO TALK
TO YOU, REVEREND.

I'M NOT ARMED.

I THINK YOU'RE MAKING A MISTAKE.

WHAT DO YOU SAY, REVEREND?

WHAT HAPPENED?

SOMEBODY STABBED THE REVEREND.

WHY DON'T YOU GO BACK
INSIDE THE HOUSE AND WAIT?

IS HE REALLY DEAD, JONATHAN?

HE QUALIFIES FOR A BURIAL
CERTIFICATE, IF THAT'S WHAT YOU MEAN.

OH.

HOW GHASTLY.

YOU BETTER CALL
THE SHERIFF, FRED.

UH, YEAH, UH...

DARLING, WHAT WERE YOU
SAYING ABOUT A DIAMOND?

WELL, WE FOUND THIS
ENORMOUS DIAMOND.

I WAS JUST ABOUT
TO COUNT THE CARATS

WHEN THE REVEREND DECIDED

THAT MR. GREELEY
OWED HIM SOMETHING.

WELL, APPARENTLY
SOMEBODY DISAGREED.

LEAVING WITHOUT SAYING GOODBYE?

WE'RE GOING FOR THE POLICE.

IN OUR CAR?

SOMEONE SEEMS
TO HAVE RELIEVED ME

OF THE KEYS TO MINE,
AND YOURS WON'T START.

PULL THE HOOD LATCH, WILL YOU?

I'D LIKE TO CHECK
THE WATER AND OIL.

SLOPPY, BUT EFFECTIVE.

SLOPPIER, BUT EVEN
MORE EFFECTIVE.

WE DIDN'T DO THAT.

WE JUST WANT TO GET
OUT OF HERE, THAT'S ALL.

SOMEBODY IN THIS
PLACE IS A MURDERER.

SURELY, AS A CRIME
WRITER YOU REALIZE

IT'S AGAINST THE LAW TO
LEAVE THE SCENE OF ONE?

AND IT'S EVEN MORE
AGAINST THE LAW

IF YOU GOT SOMETHING
TO DO WITH IT.

ARE YOU ACCUSING ME?

NO, I'M NOT ACCUSING YOU.

IT'S JUST THAT I'M NOT TOO
CRAZY ABOUT YOUR BEHAVIOR,

NOT TO MENTION YOUR ATTITUDE.

OH, LET'S GO BACK IN THE
HOUSE AND HAVE A DRINK.

WELL, THERE'S A PHONE UPSTAIRS.

CAN'T GET A DIAL TONE.

WELL, FRED, DID
YOU PAY THE BILL?

OF COURSE I DID, WHEN
I PAID THE LIGHT BILL.

IT WAS WORKING EARLIER.

JONATHAN, THE
PHONES ARE ALL OUT.

WHERE'S THE MAIN BOX?

IN THE KITCHEN, SIR.

OK, EVERYBODY, IT'S
GONNA BE A LONG NIGHT.

THE PHONES ARE OUT
AND THE CARS ARE DEAD.

NOT TO MENTION REVEREND TYSON.

YEAH, SOMEONE'S TAKEN THIS
LITTLE PARTY GAME TOO SERIOUSLY.

HIDE-AND-SEEK IS OVER WITH.

I WANT EVERYBODY IN
THAT ROOM AND SIT DOWN.

NOW, WAIT A MINUTE,
WHO PUT YOU IN CHARGE?

MY WIFE. SHE DOESN'T
TRUST THE REST OF YOU.

WELL, JONATHAN'S RIGHT.

A MAN IS DEAD. IT'S NO
LONGER FUN AND GAMES.

DR. PHELPS IS MISSING.

I'LL TRY TO FIX THE PHONE.
WE'LL TAKE A LOOK AROUND.

SIMON, WHERE'S THE KITCHEN?

THIS WAY, SIR.

IF THIS DOESN'T WORK, SIMON,
WE MAY HAVE TO GO OUTSIDE.

HOW ARE YOU AT CLIMBING POLES?

LIKE A VERITABLE SQUIRREL, SIR.

AH, THE SWEET HUMMING IN MY EAR.

THAT SHOULD KEEP YOU HEARING
THINGS FOR QUITE SOME TIME, SIR.

AMANDA, I DON'T REALLY APPRECIATE
BEING INTERROGATED BY YOU!

I JUST WONDERED WHERE YOU
DISAPPEARED TO MOST OF THE NIGHT.

AND WHAT ABOUT YOU?

I WAS LOST IN A SECRET PASSAGE.

AND WHAT ABOUT YOU?

I HAD A COUPLE OF DRINKS.

WHY DON'T YOU ASK WHERE
YOUR FRIEND MICHAEL WAS?

I SAW HIM PROWLING
AROUND ALL ON HIS OWN.

ONLY BECAUSE YOUR
WIFE RAN OFF AND LEFT ME.

WELL, SHE SOMETIMES
DOES THE SAME THING TO ME.

WELL!

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.

WHERE'S MR. HART?

I'M AFRAID I MUST ASK
YOU ALL TO SHUT UP.

WHAT HAVE YOU
DONE TO MY HUSBAND?

HE'S BECOME THE DUMB WAITER.

YOU'RE A SMART GUY.

I'M GOING TO HAVE TO ASK YOU ALL

TO EMPTY OUT YOUR
POCKETS AND YOUR HANDBAGS.

AND DON'T TRY ANYTHING.

I KNOW THE GUN IS LOADED.

THE WAY I SEE IT, SOMEONE IN THIS
ROOM HAS SOMETHING WE ALL WANT.

SOMETHING THEY KILLED
THE REVEREND FOR,

SOMETHING I MIGHT
HAVE TO KILL FOR.

YOU MEAN, YOU DIDN'T
KILL THE REVEREND?

OH, IF I'D DONE THAT,

I WOULDN'T STILL BE LOOKING
FOR YOU-KNOW-WHAT, MRS. HART.

IT WOULD BE INTERESTING TO FIND
OUT WHO GOT THE YOU-KNOW-WHAT.

YES, WON'T IT, MRS. HART?

WHEN WE KNOW THAT,

WE'LL KNOW WHO DID
KILL THE REVEREND.

HI.

IT'S A LITTLE CRAMPED,
BUT IT GETS GREAT MILEAGE.

NOTHING FROM THE LADIES?

NOW, HOW ABOUT THE GENTLEMEN?

OH, I KNOW THAT TRICK.

LOOKING OVER MY SHOULDER AS
THOUGH THERE WERE SOMEBODY BEHIND ME.

ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

OUTSIDE OF A SLIGHT
DIAL TONE IN MY RIGHT EAR.

BY THE WAY, THE PHONE WORKS.

I'LL GET THE POLICE
OUT ON THIS MAN.

HE SAYS HE DIDN'T
KILL THE REVEREND.

I DIDN'T EXPECT HIM TO
TAKE AN AD OUT IN VARIETY.

NO, SHE'S RIGHT.

HE WAS SEARCHING
US FOR THE DIAMOND.

VARIETY. THAT'S IT.

MR. HART, WERE YOU
EVER ON THE STAGE?

ONLY THE ONE FROM DODGE CITY.

DARLING, LOOK AT THE ICE.

YEAH, WHAT ABOUT IT?

LOOK.

YEAH, IT'S MELTING.

IT MUST HAVE BEEN IN THE BUCKET.

ISN'T IT BEAUTIFUL?

IT'S AMAZING IT DIDN'T BREAK.

BREAK?

IT'S GLASS.

A FAKE? YOU'RE SURE?

POSITIVE.

IT'S TRUE. IT ONLY COST
$87 AT THE DIME STORE.

YOU SEE, WE NEVER REALLY BELIEVED ALL
THAT NONSENSE ABOUT THE GREELEY TREASURE,

SO WE THOUGHT WE'D
LEAD YOU ON A LITTLE BIT.

I PUT THE STUFF
EVERYWHERE, SO EVERYBODY

WOULD HAVE A CHANCE
TO FIND SOMETHING.

WELL, I DID. I FOUND MINE.

I DON'T CARE ABOUT
THE REST OF YOU,

I'M KEEPING IT AS A SOUVENIR.

I SUPPOSE THAT BROOCH THAT
DR. PHELPS HAS ON IS A PHONY AS WELL.

OH, YES, I PUT THE
STUFF EVERYWHERE.

I'M SORRY, I... I THOUGHT WE'D
ALL BE LAUGHING AT IT BY NOW.

THERE'S NOTHING VERY FUNNY
ABOUT ONE OF US BEING A MURDERER.

I UNDERSTAND PERFECTLY, SIR.

IT WAS ALWAYS AMUSING
WHEN THE MASTER AND I PLAYED.

PLAYED? YOU AND THE MASTER?

OH, YES, MADAM.

THE OLD GENTLEMAN MR. GREELEY,
ALWAYS HAD THE BEST HIDING PLACES.

I COULD NEVER FIND THE
CHEST WHEN HE HID IT.

THE CHEST?

YES.

WHAT WAS IN THE CHEST, SIMON?

JUST WHAT MR. FRED
WAS SAYING BEFORE.

IT WAS ALL THOSE
BEAUTIFUL THINGS

THE MASTER HAD
GOTTEN FOR HIS BRIDE.

ALL THOSE BEAUTIFUL JEWELS?

DO YOU KNOW WHERE THE
CHEST IS HIDDEN, SIMON?

OH, NO, MADAM. HE HID
IT JUST BEFORE HE DIED,

AND I WAS NEVER ABLE TO FIND IT,

NO MATTER HOW HARD I SEARCHED.

AND NO ONE KNOWS THIS
HOUSE BETTER THAN YOU.

I DON'T BELIEVE SO, SIR.

NONE OF US WOULD HAVE
A CHANCE TO FIND IT THEN.

I... I WAS AFRAID ONE OF
YOU MIGHT STUMBLE ON IT.

PARTICULARLY YOU, MR. HART.

I'VE HEARD HOW GOOD
YOU ARE AT MYSTERIES.

THAT'S WHY I HIT YOU OVER
THE HEAD, TO DISCOURAGE YOU.

I'M TERRIBLY SORRY, SIR.

DAMN IT!

THEN THERE REALLY IS A
TREASURE AND NOBODY CAN FIND IT.

MAYBE ONE OF US WILL.

UH, I HAVE AN IDEA.

WOULD ANYONE CARE TO JOIN ME?

YES.

AH, AH, AH, NOW, NOT ALL
AT ONCE, ONE AT A TIME.

WE CAN ALL GO SINGLE FILE.

NO SMOKING, NO PUSHING, PLEASE.

MADAM, LADIES, WOULD YOU
LIKE TO GET YOUR COATS?

SIMON, DO YOU KNOW
WHERE THERE'S A SHOVEL?

THE POTTING SHED, MR. HART.

HAPPY HUNTING,
SIR. YOU'RE FIRED.

I THINK I JUST GOT
RID OF MY HICCUPS.

"WINTHROPE GREELEY."

REST IN PEACE.

YOU MEAN, HE BURIED IT WITH HIM.

HIS FAVORITE QUOTE:

"THE GOOD IS OFT
INTERRED WITH THEIR BONES."

MAYBE HE'D MADE A
DEAL WITH THE MORTICIAN.

WELL, LET'S START
DIGGING. YOU FIRST, FRED.

THAT'S IT. PAY DIRT.

HMM, THE FAMILY PLOT THICKENS.

JONATHAN.

JONATHAN.

IF YOU PLEASE.

ARE YOU HURRYING OFF
TO GET THAT STUFF INSURED?

I'M TRULY SORRY
ABOUT THE REVEREND.

HE JUST WOULDN'T PART
WITH THAT SILLY STONE.

HE PROBABLY WOULD
HAVE DIED ANYWAY

WHEN HE FOUND OUT IT WAS FAKE.

JUST HOW DO YOU INTEND
TO GET OUT OF HERE?

CALL THE AUTO CLUB?

NO DOUBT YOU WOULD
HAVE LEFT EARLIER

IF THAT CAR MANEUVER
HAD BEEN YOUR HANDIWORK.

THAT BIT OF CLUMSINESS
WAS COURTESY OF SIMON.

FORTUNATELY, I'M
AN AUTO MECHANIC.

MY ONLY REGRET, MR. HART,

IS THAT YOU DON'T RECALL
OUR PREVIOUS ENCOUNTER.

SO IT FINALLY CAME TO YOU?

YES.

AND WHEN DID IT OCCUR TO YOU?

JUST NOW, WHEN I SAW
YOU PULL THAT GUN.

THE FIRING RANGE.
SUNSET COUNTRY CLUB.

'72-'73. YOU TOOK
THE FINAL ROUNDS.

I'M IMPRESSED WITH YOUR MEMORY.

ALTHOUGH FRANKLY,

IN '73, I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD HAVE
ALLOWED THAT CONTROVERSIAL JUDGE

TO HAVE THAT DECISION
ON THE FINAL ROUND.

WHY NOT?

BECAUSE IF YOU WERE A
GENTLEMAN AND A SPORT,

WE COULD HAVE SHOT IT OUT.

AND WE COULD HAVE DECIDED THE
FINAL POINT BY A TOTALLY CLEAN HIT.

SO, NOW WE GET A
CHANCE TO FIND OUT

WHO IS REALLY THE BEST.

I DON'T LIKE BEING SECOND BEST.

WHAT DO YOU PROPOSE, A DUEL?

GLOVE ACROSS THE FACE?

20 PACES, TURN AND FIRE?

I DOUBT IF YOU'D TURN
YOUR BACK ON ME.

YOU ARE SO RIGHT.

YOU'LL SEE THAT IT IS
PROPERLY TAKEN CARE OF, SIR.

YOU KNOW, YOU
WERE REALLY GALLANT.

YOU THINK SO?

I GUESS I WAS, WASN'T I?

W-WHO IS IT?

I'M COMING, I'M COMING.
ALL RIGHT ALL READY.

WHO'S THERE?

IT'S US, MAX.

MAX, OPEN THE DOOR. OPEN UP.

WHAT HAVE YOU GOT THE
DOOR LOCKED FOR, ANYWAY?

AND WHAT ARE YOU
DOING UP SO LATE?

I MUST HAVE DOZED OFF.

HOW WAS THE LATE SHOW?

NOT SO SCARY AFTER
ALL. HOW WAS THE PARTY?

WELL, WE'LL WAIT AND TELL YOU
ABOUT THAT IN THE MORNING, MAX.

SHOULD I WAKE YOU
UP IN THE MORNING?

NO, IT'S A HOLIDAY.
LET'S ALL SLEEP IN.

YEAH, WE MIGHT
STAY IN BED ALL DAY.

RIGHT.

UH, WHAT, DID SOMETHING
HAPPEN AT THIS PARTY

YOU'D RATHER NOT TELL ME ABOUT?

NO, MAX.

WE JUST WANT YOU TO
GET A GOOD NIGHT'S SLEEP.

AND DON'T FORGET TO
LOOK UNDER THE BED, MAX.

ALL RIGHT, GOOD NIGHT.

WHAT?