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-Alright, gang, Gabe and Rafe
have never been gone this long.
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We gotta face facts: it's time
to find new town protectors.
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-Or we could, I don't know,
go look for them maybe?
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-Too bad they took the truck.
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That's the only perk
we can offer.
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Unless one of you
is willing to play ball,
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if you know what I mean?
-Ew!
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-I'd play ball
with Manson Lawless.
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He's a brick shit house
with thighs like solid oak.
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(purring)
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-And Humunga's girls? There's
some hotties in that group.
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-You want a hottie? Two words:
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Johndoe Cobretti. Mama like...
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-Hang on, why should you get
all the fun?
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Maybe we hire
two hottie protectors?
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Nah, they'll start banging
each other and we're left
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standin' around like morons.
-What's wrong with you guys?
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Rafe and Gabe have risked their
asses for us over and over.
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Instead of having a meeting,
let's go look for them!
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-You're right.
Danika's absolutely right.
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Who wants to volunteer
to look for Rafe and Gabe?
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-Huh...
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-Okay then, Plan B it is!
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What other foxy mutants
out there
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could we trick
into working for us, huh?
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(indistinct arguing)
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-(Father Manilla): My feet hurt!
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(painful grunting)
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-What have I done?
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(sobbing)
I "smoted" my own brother
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like Michael Caine
did in the Bible.
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-Need a hand?
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-Rafe?
(scream)
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(terrified squeaks)
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-Uh, this might be a weird time
to tell you, dude,
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but I got laid!
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(apocalyptic music)
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(theme music)
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(growling)
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-Oh... This is impossible.
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I... I thought you were dead!
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-Ha! Ha! That's not me!
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This guy's wickedly
out of shape.
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Look at his gut.
Ever heard of crunches, pal?
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-Oh, thank the Lord!
I thought I killed you!
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No belly button! He was a clone!
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Thank God... I...
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I mean...
I totally knew it was a clone.
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-Then why were you so upset?
And why'd you kill him?
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-Can we just drop it?
Mom's in trouble.
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This crazy general wants to
steal something from her AENUS!
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-Ooh, the old prison wallet.
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-It's a computer. Not important
right now. We got to go!
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-Hold up, we need to give me
a proper burial first!
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It's what I would have wanted.
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(deep inhale, exhale)
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Let's go!
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-You have to understand,
it was an accident.
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There was no malice
aforethought.
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-Don't try to confuse me
with Spanish!
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You were just gonna
leave me for dead.
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-I was probably... definitely
going to have a memorial
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for you back in St. Zephyr!
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-So how'd you murder me?
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-It wasn't you,
so it doesn't matter.
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-I got a right to know.
I'm the injured party here.
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-No you're not. The clone was.
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And we have bigger problems.
Like finding the general.
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-And how are we gonna find him?
It's not like he's waiting
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right behind us
with his dick in his hand!
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-Oh shit, that's him.
Let's go!
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-Hey, do you smell pee?
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-(both): Ow! Ow!
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-Ow! Ow! Ow! Huh?
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(engine whirring)
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-Ten-hut!
Cobretti, get us inside.
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-What is this?
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-A finger I tactically acquired
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from the civilian scientist
who built this here, AENUS.
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-Gross. On so many levels.
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Anyone got hand sanitizer?
Anyone?
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Ugh...
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(blowing)
(beeping)
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Ugh! All I can smell
is whisky and stale farts!
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-(AENUS): Okay, I got one.
Knock. Knock.
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-Who's there?
-(AENUS): May I come in?
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-Okay, okay. May I come in who?
-(AENUS): May I come.... in you!
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(laughter)
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-Nice! I got a limerick for you.
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"There once was a girl
named Delores,
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who had rug burns upon her..."
(alarm blaring)
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-(AENUS): Hum... It appears
that we have some company!
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(AENUS beeps.)
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(electrical buzzing)
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(to himself): Visitors!
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Aw, crap! I don't even have
any pie or cake ready!
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(gasp)
General Hecks?
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He's still alive?
And using my mom's finger?
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Son of a bitch!
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(Gabe and Rafe moan and scream.)
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And Judith's sons are here?
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Jesus, Murphy, if she sees them,
she'll leave me!
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And then I'll be alone again!
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Passing the time playing chess
against myself
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like a frigging loser!
No!
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Okay, reel it in, AENUS.
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Judith can't know
her sons are here.
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Uh, he's really taking
in there! Ew!
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(to Judith): It appears
there's been an infiltration.
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-The door's open?
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Well, buddy, it's been a slice!
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I'll come by and visit.
Catch you later!
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-(AENUS): Don't I at least
get a hug?
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-I'll catch up with you,
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General, I just need to wash,
uh...
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avoid seeing that Burns chick.
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-Just be here when I come out.
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-General, you're not gonna...
hurt her, are you?
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-My son's on the line here,
Cobretti.
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I'll do whatever it takes.
Whatever it takes.
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(Truck door opens then closes.)
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-Sounds like Mom's in there.
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Did you hear what Johndoe said?
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-Did you have to plant your foot
right in my face?
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-Oh, was that your face?
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What, are you gonna
murder me now?
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Starting to get a taste
for "bro-icide"?
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-"Bro-icide"?
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-It's Latin for
"killing your brother".
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(Gabe sighs.)
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Yeah, I know things, Gabe.
Surprise, surprise.
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-(AENUS): Um...
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(gunshot)
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(suspenseful music)
(electrical buzzing)
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(rapid fire)
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(whirring)
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(gunshots)
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(metal clanking
and guns reloading)
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(AENUS sheepishly humming)
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(light-hearted humming)
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-(AENUS): Hey, Judith!
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I've identified
the infiltrators!
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-Great! Give them my regards!
-(General): Alright, men!
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We're we're retrieving
schematics
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from this facility's AENUS unit,
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so do not harm it!
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Until we get what we want.
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Then drop trou
and wipe that AENUS clean!
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-Shit. Isn't that the General
you killed with a missile?
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-Correction. I'm the general he
failed to kill with a missile.
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Fire!
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-AENUS!
-(AENUS): Judith, run!
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(gunshots in background)
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-Scatter!
I want her alive!
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Or dead.
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(suspenseful music)
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(grunting)
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-(AENUS): Yeah!
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-(AENUS): Pew! Pew! Pew! Pew!
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(panting)
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(grunting)
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-Change of plans. Let's waste
these (bleep) freakazoids!
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I need guns.
-(AENUS): Be my guest,
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-Yes!
(happy laugh)
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Okay, four men, plus El Hefe.
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This will be a cakewalk! What?
(whirring)
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(AENUS cries loudly.)
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-(AENUS): He killed my mommy
and I couldn't even exact
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my revenge satisfactorily.
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-But you have another shot!
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Tamp down that emotion algorithm
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and help me kick
his (bleep) ass!
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-(AENUS): Let's do it!
Once more into the breach!
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No need to check
any monitors as we go!
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Huzzah!
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-What in the shit
is wrong with you?
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-Hey! Was Johndoe there
when you killed me?
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Are you and him like,
besties in "bro-icide" now?
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-No! Would you shut up
about your death?
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-If you died,
you'd talk about it
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until everyone poked their
eardrums out with screwdrivers!
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Don't rage-kill me, Gabe, but I
don't think this is the right...
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... way.
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(demonic laughter)
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-(AENUS): Who dares disturb
the slumber
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of the secret... uh... place?
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-What?
-(AENUS): You haveth stumbled...
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(stammering)
...onto this forbidden bunker
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and shall payeth the price!
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-Sorry, pal!
I forgot my wallet.
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-(AENUS): Attention, intruders.
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You have ten minutes
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to solve a trail of clues
to lead you to freedom.
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-I bet that's the AENUS.
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-(AENUS): No!
Uh, this is a... recording.
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There is no one in this bunker.
(clearing throat)
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You must solve the puzzle
within ten minutes, or else...
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-This isn't fair! You murder me
and I wind up in puzzle jail?
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Oh, The system is broken.
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-Dim the lights in the tunnel,
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then I swoop in and...
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AENUS, are you listening?
-(AENUS): Yeah, I'm here. Sorry.
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-You sure? I feel like
you're distracted by something.
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-(AENUS): No, no, I'm good.
I'm just, uh...
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making sure my battery is,
uh, fully charged
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so I can laser
the bad guys to pieces.
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Uh... Be right back.
(whirring)
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-Or else what?
Could you elaborate?
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Why would they put such
a huge gap in that recording?
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-(AENUS): I'm back!
Uh, where was I?
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Alright. Ahem.
You have ten minutes
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to solve a trail of clues...
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-He said that already.
This tape sucks!
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-(AENUS): The first of clue is,
listen carefully...
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"a reflection of self".
(whirring)
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-I got it!
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-How is that
a "reflection of self"?
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-I can see myself in the water.
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-Or maybe it's the mirror...
on the wall?
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Literally in your eye line,
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reflecting you as you walked
toward the toilet.
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Attention...
"Look under the bed."
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-Pff! Lucky guess!
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(electrical buzzing)
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(squeaking)
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-(Judith): Psst!
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(splashing sound)
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(whirring)
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(explosion)
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Hi!
(gunshot)
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-(AENUS): Hey,
could you tie me up?
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(groan)
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-(Judith): Bang.
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-You, Madam, are a live-wire.
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I can see why
Johndoe liked you so much.
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-Shut your ugly mouth and...
(gasp)
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Wait, Johndoe said he liked me?
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-(AENUS): Focus, Judith!
-Sorry.
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-Found it!
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Thanks for nothing.
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Uh... I don't know...
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-Gimme that. At this rate,
we'll never get to Mom
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00:12:21,767 --> 00:12:24,333
and you'll have two people's
blood on your hands.
247
00:12:24,467 --> 00:12:25,734
(grunt)
248
00:12:27,333 --> 00:12:30,900
-Nice going, (bleep)head?
-Ah, screw this!
249
00:12:32,400 --> 00:12:35,033
I'm Rafe Burns.
You don't lock me up!
250
00:12:35,166 --> 00:12:39,200
I lock you up! And I'm coming
for you, weird recording!
251
00:12:39,333 --> 00:12:40,934
You can take that to the bank!
252
00:12:41,066 --> 00:12:43,300
(long groan)
253
00:12:43,433 --> 00:12:46,734
(groaning)
254
00:12:46,867 --> 00:12:48,734
-Can you take that to the bank?
255
00:12:48,867 --> 00:12:51,600
-Shut up, at least
I'm trying stuff!
256
00:12:51,734 --> 00:12:53,900
(buzzing sound)
-(AENUS): Um... hey!
257
00:12:54,033 --> 00:12:56,066
Me again. Here's another clue...
258
00:12:56,200 --> 00:13:01,033
"The tale of the tile
shall set thee free".
259
00:13:01,166 --> 00:13:03,633
Ooh, this one's a doozy.
260
00:13:03,767 --> 00:13:06,367
You have my sympathies
because you'll never guess it!
261
00:13:06,500 --> 00:13:08,033
And you'll totally die in here!
262
00:13:08,166 --> 00:13:09,667
This riddle is just that good!
263
00:13:11,500 --> 00:13:14,367
-I have no idea
what the hell that riddle means!
264
00:13:14,500 --> 00:13:17,000
Oh hey, there's a key
on that ceiling tile.
265
00:13:17,133 --> 00:13:19,400
-Is it me or are these clues
kind of phoned in?
266
00:13:19,533 --> 00:13:21,100
-Totally low-rent.
267
00:13:21,233 --> 00:13:22,900
-(AENUS): Oh, let's see you
pull up a (bleep) escape room
268
00:13:23,033 --> 00:13:25,000
together in like five minu...
Oh, oh...
269
00:13:25,133 --> 00:13:28,367
Uh... Hey! Who put that rude
outtake on this recording?
270
00:13:28,500 --> 00:13:30,667
Ha, ha... Gotta go!
(buzzing sound)
271
00:13:30,800 --> 00:13:32,133
(grunt)
272
00:13:32,266 --> 00:13:34,066
-Aright, AENUS,
you can get answers,
273
00:13:34,200 --> 00:13:36,867
torture his (bleep) ass,
whatever floats your boat.
274
00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:38,533
-(AENUS): Oh gee, thanks!
275
00:13:38,667 --> 00:13:40,767
This almost makes up for
how fast you ditched me before.
276
00:13:40,900 --> 00:13:43,700
-Oh, here we go.
277
00:13:43,834 --> 00:13:45,200
Look, the door was open.
278
00:13:45,333 --> 00:13:47,400
What did you want me to do,
take you with me?
279
00:13:47,533 --> 00:13:49,233
-(AENUS): No, but at least
a proper goodbye!
280
00:13:49,367 --> 00:13:50,900
-I came back, didn't I?
281
00:13:51,033 --> 00:13:54,400
I wasn't gonna let Captain
Assface here wipe your brain.
282
00:13:54,533 --> 00:13:57,400
-(AENUS): Oh what, like you're
a hero for coming back?
283
00:13:57,533 --> 00:13:59,800
I'm your goddamn friend,
Judith!
284
00:13:59,934 --> 00:14:02,367
-Is this some kind
of weird torture
285
00:14:02,500 --> 00:14:05,000
where you make me participate
in couples therapy?
286
00:14:05,133 --> 00:14:06,667
Because there's treaties against that.
287
00:14:06,800 --> 00:14:08,900
-(together):
we are not a couple!
288
00:14:09,033 --> 00:14:11,333
-Yeah, sure you're not.
289
00:14:11,467 --> 00:14:13,667
(grunting)
290
00:14:18,166 --> 00:14:20,500
-Good job, bro!
-Thanks, man!
291
00:14:25,033 --> 00:14:26,533
Why did you think
292
00:14:26,667 --> 00:14:28,533
that would work any better
the second time?
293
00:14:28,667 --> 00:14:30,033
-Second time's the charm.
294
00:14:30,166 --> 00:14:33,934
-Third time. The phrase is
"third time's the charm!" Third!
295
00:14:34,066 --> 00:14:36,767
-Oh, well, excuse me,
Professor Charms,
296
00:14:36,900 --> 00:14:40,767
head of "charmatology"!
No one cares... Dork.
297
00:14:40,900 --> 00:14:43,767
-Oh yeah?
Well, this dork killed you.
298
00:14:43,900 --> 00:14:45,533
That's right mother(bleep)er!
299
00:14:45,667 --> 00:14:47,967
Dropped you like
a sack of sugar.
300
00:14:48,100 --> 00:14:49,900
And the only thing
I regret about it
301
00:14:50,033 --> 00:14:51,934
is that it was your clone!
302
00:14:52,066 --> 00:14:53,533
-How about a shot
at the real thing,
303
00:14:53,667 --> 00:14:55,166
you skinny
know-it-all twerp?
304
00:14:55,300 --> 00:14:58,633
-You talk tough, for
a big buffoon who died already!
305
00:14:58,767 --> 00:15:01,100
(fighting groans)
306
00:15:01,233 --> 00:15:03,467
-Who's the big balloon now,
Gabe?
307
00:15:03,600 --> 00:15:05,333
-Ow! Ow!
-Who's the big balloon?
308
00:15:05,467 --> 00:15:07,033
-So what are you gonna do
309
00:15:07,166 --> 00:15:08,767
with this ugly bastard, AENUS?
310
00:15:08,900 --> 00:15:10,967
Laser off his baby maker?
311
00:15:11,100 --> 00:15:13,166
-(ANUS): Ooh, I like
the way you think.
312
00:15:13,300 --> 00:15:15,767
-Pff! Amateur move.
313
00:15:15,900 --> 00:15:17,333
-(AENUS): Pipe down,
Elephant Man.
314
00:15:17,467 --> 00:15:20,633
-The intent here is to extract
information from me, is it not?
315
00:15:20,767 --> 00:15:22,467
Coming out of the gate
hard and fast,
316
00:15:22,600 --> 00:15:24,300
lasering off genitals
and whatnot,
317
00:15:24,433 --> 00:15:25,800
won't make a subject talk.
318
00:15:25,934 --> 00:15:28,166
It'll only make them
scream and bleed out.
319
00:15:28,300 --> 00:15:29,667
-You'll hum a different tune
320
00:15:29,800 --> 00:15:32,633
when the laser's halfway
through your junk, dipshit.
321
00:15:32,767 --> 00:15:35,600
-(AENUS): Ha! It's fun to hear
you cursing out a third party.
322
00:15:35,734 --> 00:15:38,867
-But Ms. Burns,
I have something to offer.
323
00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:42,500
Information that's
of particular interest to you.
324
00:15:42,633 --> 00:15:46,467
The location of your sons.
325
00:15:48,467 --> 00:15:51,533
(gasp)
-Oh, my God! Where is that?
326
00:15:51,667 --> 00:15:53,767
That's here in the bunker.
327
00:15:53,900 --> 00:15:58,333
Room 2611-B, which can be
converted into a holding cell.
328
00:15:58,467 --> 00:15:59,834
(buzzing)
329
00:15:59,967 --> 00:16:01,800
-AENUS...
330
00:16:01,934 --> 00:16:04,667
Did you... know
my boys were in here?
331
00:16:04,800 --> 00:16:06,500
-(AENUS): Maybe?
332
00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:08,300
OK, fine!
333
00:16:08,433 --> 00:16:11,000
I did, yes!
I was going to tell you,
334
00:16:11,133 --> 00:16:14,166
but I knew if I did you'd...
try to leave again.
335
00:16:14,300 --> 00:16:15,667
-Yeah, well,
336
00:16:15,800 --> 00:16:18,400
I shouldn't have come back
for you in the first place.
337
00:16:18,533 --> 00:16:20,000
(gasp)
338
00:16:20,133 --> 00:16:24,900
-(AENUS): You have twenty-five
seconds remaining.
339
00:16:25,033 --> 00:16:26,467
-Great!
340
00:16:26,600 --> 00:16:29,867
You're gonna get your wish,
Gabe. You and me are done, bro.
341
00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:32,133
-Rafe, come on,
we're probably gonna die.
342
00:16:32,266 --> 00:16:33,700
Can't you... forgive me?
343
00:16:33,834 --> 00:16:35,633
-Oh, you'd like that,
wouldn't you?
344
00:16:35,767 --> 00:16:38,633
No way! I'm taking this grudge
to the grave. In...
345
00:16:38,767 --> 00:16:41,133
Ten, nine, eight...
346
00:16:45,300 --> 00:16:47,300
-(Rafe): Five, four, three,
347
00:16:47,433 --> 00:16:50,166
two, one...
348
00:16:51,500 --> 00:16:53,166
(laser beam sounds)
349
00:16:53,300 --> 00:16:55,000
(buzzing)
350
00:16:58,967 --> 00:17:00,667
-Huh? That's it?
351
00:17:00,800 --> 00:17:03,166
-It was a bluff? This is just
like what happens in that book,
352
00:17:03,300 --> 00:17:05,200
Dimension Patrolin the Mind Caves of...
353
00:17:05,333 --> 00:17:07,166
-(together): ...Pascagaweaa.
354
00:17:07,300 --> 00:17:09,967
-Wait, you read that?
That's, like, my favourite book.
355
00:17:10,100 --> 00:17:12,533
-Alright, don't get all misty.
356
00:17:12,667 --> 00:17:14,500
We gotta find mom
before we get trapped
357
00:17:14,633 --> 00:17:16,667
in a wrestling cage again. Hey!
358
00:17:16,800 --> 00:17:18,867
-Huh?
-Oh!
359
00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:20,767
-Whoa, whoa there, pal!
360
00:17:20,900 --> 00:17:22,500
You don't wanna hurt anyone.
361
00:17:22,633 --> 00:17:24,700
That would be against
the General's orders!
362
00:17:24,834 --> 00:17:28,133
Actually, that's probably
right in line with his orders.
363
00:17:28,266 --> 00:17:30,967
-Yeah, encourage him!
That'll help!
364
00:17:31,100 --> 00:17:32,533
-Sorry! Look.
365
00:17:32,667 --> 00:17:34,533
That's my brother you got
right there.
366
00:17:34,667 --> 00:17:36,300
He may not mean a lot to you,
367
00:17:36,433 --> 00:17:38,300
but he means the darn world
to me!
368
00:17:38,433 --> 00:17:40,200
Even if I don't show it
that much.
369
00:17:40,333 --> 00:17:43,633
So you better think real hard
before you do anything,
370
00:17:43,767 --> 00:17:45,300
because if you hurt him,
371
00:17:45,433 --> 00:17:47,567
you're gonna have
to deal with me.
372
00:17:48,867 --> 00:17:52,300
-Yeah, that's not at all an
effective deterrent. No offence.
373
00:17:52,433 --> 00:17:56,000
-None taken! Except there's one
thing he doesn't realize.
374
00:17:56,133 --> 00:17:59,433
He's messing
with the Burns boys!
375
00:17:59,567 --> 00:18:01,400
-Hum...
376
00:18:01,533 --> 00:18:03,033
(grunting)
377
00:18:03,166 --> 00:18:05,200
-You wanna do the honours?
378
00:18:05,333 --> 00:18:07,433
-(laughing): Hell yeah!
(loud grunt)
379
00:18:07,567 --> 00:18:11,333
-Nicely done, bro!
-Aw, thanks, man!
380
00:18:11,467 --> 00:18:13,667
Hey, did you really read
that book?
381
00:18:13,800 --> 00:18:16,600
-Yeah! I mean, I paid Danika
to read it to me.
382
00:18:16,734 --> 00:18:18,967
There is a lot of big-ass words
in there!
383
00:18:19,100 --> 00:18:22,100
-Rafe, look.
I'm sorry I killed you.
384
00:18:22,233 --> 00:18:24,433
I was mixed-up and confused
385
00:18:24,567 --> 00:18:26,667
at the time...
and also really mad at you!
386
00:18:26,800 --> 00:18:29,033
But if I could take it back,
I would!
387
00:18:29,166 --> 00:18:30,533
Because the way I felt afterward
388
00:18:30,667 --> 00:18:32,066
was the worst feeling
I've ever had.
389
00:18:32,200 --> 00:18:34,100
-Worst than tearing your "scrot"
on that branch
390
00:18:34,233 --> 00:18:36,800
when we were kids?
-Uh, second worst.
391
00:18:36,934 --> 00:18:38,734
-Alright, bro, here it comes.
392
00:18:38,867 --> 00:18:41,133
-Here what comes?
(grunting)
393
00:18:41,266 --> 00:18:43,133
-We're even!
-I deserved that!
394
00:18:43,266 --> 00:18:47,000
-Put the boys back on screen
again, you silicone shit-weasel!
395
00:18:47,133 --> 00:18:50,033
-(AENUS): They're fine. I merely
put them through an escape room.
396
00:18:50,166 --> 00:18:53,433
Those were very popular
before the apocalypse.
397
00:18:53,567 --> 00:18:56,033
-Ms. Burns, I have a son of my
own. He's what brought me here.
398
00:18:56,166 --> 00:18:59,500
He's mutated. Horribly mutated.
399
00:18:59,633 --> 00:19:02,600
But hidden inside that
AENUS unit are schematics
400
00:19:02,734 --> 00:19:05,834
detailing how to configure
certain classified objects
401
00:19:05,967 --> 00:19:09,500
into a device
that cures mutations.
402
00:19:09,633 --> 00:19:12,533
If you let me extract
those files for my son,
403
00:19:12,667 --> 00:19:16,166
I will exit the bunker
posthaste. You have my word.
404
00:19:16,300 --> 00:19:19,066
-Try anything funny
405
00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:21,500
and I'll slice your damn
throat 'til I hit spine.
406
00:19:21,633 --> 00:19:23,500
-Noted.
407
00:19:23,633 --> 00:19:26,900
-(AENUS): No, wait!
(beeping)
408
00:19:27,033 --> 00:19:29,166
(buzzing)
409
00:19:29,300 --> 00:19:31,166
(beep)
-Done!
410
00:19:31,300 --> 00:19:33,266
Thank you, Ma'am.
411
00:19:34,500 --> 00:19:38,000
-(AENUS): How can you do this?
How can you let him leave?
412
00:19:38,133 --> 00:19:41,133
-You screwed me, AENUS.
We're done.
413
00:19:41,266 --> 00:19:44,567
I'm gonna find my boys and blow
this fart pit once and for all.
414
00:19:44,700 --> 00:19:47,533
So... where are they exactly?
415
00:19:47,667 --> 00:19:49,934
-(AENUS): Um... Um...
416
00:19:50,066 --> 00:19:53,734
-Whatever,
I'll find them myself!
417
00:19:55,633 --> 00:19:58,333
(buzzing sound)
(whirring)
418
00:19:58,467 --> 00:20:01,000
-You got it? Is she...
419
00:20:01,133 --> 00:20:03,000
-Dead? No!
(laughter)
420
00:20:03,133 --> 00:20:05,266
I simply connected with her
on a personal level.
421
00:20:05,400 --> 00:20:06,900
Parent to parent.
422
00:20:07,900 --> 00:20:10,433
-So lame. Let's roll!
423
00:20:11,767 --> 00:20:16,333
Sorry General, but this is worth
a lot of batteries.
424
00:20:18,633 --> 00:20:20,033
-No!
425
00:20:21,367 --> 00:20:23,400
-I don't like
the sound of that alarm.
426
00:20:23,533 --> 00:20:26,233
-Yeah, I'm starting to think
we might be in the wrong bunker.
427
00:20:26,367 --> 00:20:30,166
-Bingo! Mom would never hang out
in a fart pit like this.
428
00:20:30,300 --> 00:20:32,600
-Gabe! Rafe! Boys, wait!
(alarm blaring in background)
429
00:20:32,734 --> 00:20:34,600
(whirring)
430
00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:36,467
Shit!
431
00:20:36,600 --> 00:20:39,300
(rage groan)
-(AENUS): Lockdown initiated.
432
00:20:39,433 --> 00:20:41,567
-Open the door, AENUS.
433
00:20:41,700 --> 00:20:43,734
-(AENUS): I am unable
to lift the lockdown
434
00:20:43,867 --> 00:20:46,600
until I receive
further instructions.
435
00:20:46,734 --> 00:20:48,600
-Is that really how
you wanna play this?
436
00:20:48,734 --> 00:20:51,567
-(AENUS): My programming won't
let me play it any other way!
437
00:20:56,266 --> 00:20:58,266
-Hey... Did I hear you right?
You got laid?
438
00:20:58,400 --> 00:21:00,300
-You know it, bro!
-By whom?
439
00:21:00,433 --> 00:21:04,266
-Well, a gentleman doesn't kiss
and tell. Okay, it was Suzette!
440
00:21:04,400 --> 00:21:05,967
-How could you do that
to Johnny?
441
00:21:06,100 --> 00:21:08,767
-I felt bad for all
forty seconds of it.
442
00:21:08,900 --> 00:21:10,600
Except the parts
that felt really good.
443
00:21:10,734 --> 00:21:12,233
Which was most of it.
444
00:21:13,133 --> 00:21:15,700
(screaming)
445
00:21:15,834 --> 00:21:18,000
-Let's put a pin in that.
But first...
446
00:21:18,133 --> 00:21:20,433
Ha! Gotcha, loser!
447
00:21:20,567 --> 00:21:22,700
"Bro-icide" is not a word!
448
00:21:22,834 --> 00:21:24,433
-Oh, it's on!
449
00:21:27,100 --> 00:21:29,700
-(AENUS): Hey, Judith, no...
450
00:21:32,033 --> 00:21:35,233
(electrical buzzing)
-No more tricks,
451
00:21:35,367 --> 00:21:37,500
no more computers...
452
00:21:37,633 --> 00:21:39,533
I'm getting out of here,
even if it kills me!
453
00:21:39,667 --> 00:21:41,734
(screaming)
454
00:21:46,033 --> 00:21:50,800
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