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and may containmature subject matter.
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Viewer discretionis advised.
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and may containmatu-Ah... Oh yeah!er.
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-Ew! What is that?
Smells like cat urine!
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-It's better than that. It's
my own muscle-building cocktail!
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I call it Swole AF...
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The swole cola!
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We need every edge we can get
out there. Drink some!
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-Ew.
-Some of what?
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-Rafe's body-building
energy drink!
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-Oh, those are terrible for you.
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You'll wind up burned out
and dehydrated.
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-Actually, Ana, I've been
lifting weights since I was 9.
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I think I know what I'm doing.
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-Right. But as a zoologist,
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with a background
in organic chemistry, I...
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-I didn't realize zookeepers
were experts on getting buff.
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-Argh!
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-What's her problem?
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-Dude, you just mansplained her!
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-Actually, Danika, I took her
to school. There's a difference.
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-And how would you know? You've
never even been to school.
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-What the hell?
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-Is it me or
are women way oversensitive?
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-It's you. It's definitely you.
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(rooster crowing)
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(high pitch scream)
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-Sweet mother of god!
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I have boobs?!
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(theme music)
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(growling)
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-Gab, wake-up!
We got a situation!
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-Uh... Oh, God!
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Huh? I wasn't doing anything
with that pumpkin!
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And it was consensual!
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You have... You grew...
You've got... Ah! Boobies?
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-Bro, the radiation finally
got me.
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And screwed me at the same time!
These are the worst!
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-Then why do you keep touching
them?
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-Uh, just checking my pecs.
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Yeah, still there.
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-Rafe, I highly doubt
you mutated.
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-Tell that to the girls!
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What's everyone gonna say
when they see me like this?
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-Calm down. They won't laugh.
-You think they'll laugh?
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Oh shit! I was only worried
they'd notice.
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-Folks, this virus
is getting out of hand.
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First Johnny and Suzette
get sick, now Vijay.
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Even I'm feeling it.
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Already crapped my pants
twice...
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(rumbling)
...three times today.
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-We need medical supplies!
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All we've got are gummy vitamins
and a skin tag removal kit!
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-Dips on the tag remover.
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I wanna make Johnny disappear.
Oh, what?!
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-Oh, eh, eh, eh!
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-Ah!
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-Looking good, Rafe.
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Real good!
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-What's going on, Rafe?
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You got a hell of a rack there.
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Even Danika is eye-banging you.
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-No, I wasn't.
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Huh! Okay, I totally was.
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-Stop treating Rafe
like an object, Danika,
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that's my job.
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Which I quit 'cause
I'm jealous of that rack.
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-You have meddled with the
primal forces of nature, Rafael!
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-Uh, what?
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-The dirty pillows of sin
have sprouted from you!
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You brought
this plague upon us!
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-Relax, Father,
it's just a flu.
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-This is a punishment.
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Like when Adam went out for ribs
and went left from his plate,
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transforming into Eve,
the shoplifter of apples!
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She stole from
the friendly garden snake
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and cursed mankind
for all eternity!
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Womankind, too!
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Your sin heaves...
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firmly up and down,
bouncy-bouncy
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with each magnificently
wicked breath you take!
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-It does?
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Can we just not talk about
these, please?
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-Alright, everyone ignore
Rafe's big juicy lady humps.
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Boys, I need you to go
scavenge us some pills.
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Antivirals, antibiotics,
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maybe some opiates
for my personal use...
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-Dwayne, eyes up here, man!
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-Yeah,
but ta-tas down here.
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-Oh, whatever.
We're on it, boss!
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-You sure you're up for this?
I can send Vijay.
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He may not be trained like you
but, at least, he's expendable.
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-Hey!
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-Shut up! We all know
it's true.
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-Uh...
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-Argh! Come on, Judith!
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If you can strip and rebuild
an engine blindfolded,
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you can find a way
out of this hole.
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(clanking)
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(whooshing)
Huh?
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(suspenseful music)
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Ah!
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Keep it together, soldier!
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This damn bunker's got you
seeing things now!
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Ah!
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(♪ rock ♪)
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♪
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♪
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♪
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♪
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♪
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♪
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♪
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-You find any meds?
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-Just some prophylactics
and stool softener. You?
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-Nada! Bubkis!
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Father Manilla was right.
I'm being punished.
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-Don't listen to him.
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The guy eat dead flies
and calls them "Angel raisins".
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(shutter)
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-Well, well, well,
what do we have here?
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-How am I supposed to be the
tough guy with these gazongas?
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-Mom has them.
She's plenty tough.
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-Now, I'm turning into mother?
That's a slap in the face.
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-You! Sweet meat!
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You... you wanna party?
(high pitch scream)
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-I've been watching you
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and I'm really digging
the new look.
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-You've been watching us?
-Obviously!
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By the way, what you're
doing to those pumpkins bro,
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it's... yeah,
it's just not right, man.
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I like your mutation,
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a.k.a sweater puppies.
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So, I got a little proposal.
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-The answer is,
"go to hell!"
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-Easy, Rafe. Last thing we need
is for you to get killed.
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Who'd do your job?
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-Hey! I know there's
a virus going around.
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And I know you two
were out looking for meds.
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I can make it rain meds up
in here.
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All I want in return is
one night with Rafe.
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-What?
Get out of here.
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No way!
-Don't be so emotional!
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Hear the man out!
-Dwayne... Hands!
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-What? It's not harassment
if it's a dude.
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(grunts)
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-I know that sounds nuts,
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but I felt a presence here.
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And don't laugh at me,
I'm not crazy.
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-(AENUS): I'll suspend
all laughter, mirth
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and frivolousness protocols.
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This is a safe space.
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Hum, this ghost could have
been a hallucination
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brought on
by a perimenopausal episode.
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-Say that shit again, big boy,
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and I'll hot flash your ass
with an M-18.
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-(AENUS): Alan Turing's
poisoned apple,
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did you see that?
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-Okay, I'm going to need
a bible, a jug of holy water,
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a pump action thirty-ought six
with silver bullets,
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and a bottle of Tennessee mash.
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-(AENUS): Superstition
and sipping whiskey?
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Why not try science and logic?
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-The only thing stupid
science will do
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is bore
that evil spirit to death.
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Can ghosts even die?
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What's the science on that?
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-(AENUS): Oh...
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-Manson's going to be back soon,
let's hope he comes up empty.
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-They seem any smaller to you?
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-Honestly, if anything
they look bigger.
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-Oh God! That's why
my lower back's killing me.
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Like a knife of
fire between my "vertegrades".
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-Liking the way you move,
hot stuff!
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-Arch your back, Rafe!
-Cursed vixen!
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Parading your wares!
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-Ignore them, Rafe.
They're a bunch of pigs.
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Besides, you got to save
that sugar for me!
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Oh! Sorry,
I couldn't help myself.
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-Alright, that is it!
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Store this in your spank banks!
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Because the next person
who mentions my boobs
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is gonna get it stuck in
and broken off!
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-And I thought mine
were fricking hairy!
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-Hey! Save some of that
for daddy!
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Just brought a down payment
for our date.
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There's allergy antihistamines.
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Expectorants.
Oop, analgesics!
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-Oh... No...
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-Loperamide...
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-Oh, thank God! I'm running out
of clean pants.
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-You really think those electric
doodads and whatnots
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are going to stop
an angry poltergeist?
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-(AENUS): Yes. And
one of my electric dingdongs
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has detected an anomaly.
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-I said, doodad. At least
get it wrong right.
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(gasp)
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-(AENUS): But...
-Looks harmless enough.
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Kill it!
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(lasers)
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Try and hit something, will you?
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-(AENUS): Don't worry, it won't
escape my electron field.
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-Your electron field
done electron failed.
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-(AENUS): Puns. Ha!
-Alright.
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Science didn't work,
so we do it my way.
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-(AENUS): Using superstition,
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alcohol,
and stuff you saw in movies?
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-Bingo!
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-Alright, Rafe,
let's get go to my place.
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Time to pay for your medicine.
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-Come on, Rafe!
Give him a little preview!
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These meds are great,
but we need a lot more.
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-Hello! I like
where this is going!
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-Get your hands off of me!
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I don't want to do this!
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No offence or anything!
I'm just... not into it.
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-He probably just wants
to motorboat your Jabongoes.
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What's the harm?
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(coughing and moaning)
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-Ah, fine!
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Just give me
a minute to freshen up.
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(sigh)
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(fake laugh)
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Sorry, guys! No way,
I'm doing this! No way!
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-Sweet meat! Come back!
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Nobody ditches Manson Lawless!
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If Rafe won't come home with me,
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I'm taking...
-Me?
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Okay, Manson, but only because
I totally want to help the town.
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-You!
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-You're gonna spend a night
with Gabe?
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-Nah. I'm just gonna kill him.
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(sneezing)
-(Rafe): Gesundheit!
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-Thanks. Rafe?
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-Don't yell! I snuck back.
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I couldn't do it, Ana.
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I know we need medicine, but...
-Hey, it's okay.
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I wouldn't want Manson's
big weird hands touching me.
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-Since I got these,
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and everyone's been drooling
over them,
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I realized something...
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-It's hard to find a decent bra?
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-I know, right?
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But that's not it.
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I realized I owe you and Danika
an apology...
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-That's not important. You need
to do something about Gabe!
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-Did he sprout boobs, too?
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-No! After you ran off,
Manson took him!
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-I'm on it!
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00:13:16,500 --> 00:13:19,867
-(AENUS): Is that to ward off
the ghost, or to feed it soup?
251
00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:22,266
-Go ahead and joke,
but this will scare
252
00:13:22,400 --> 00:13:24,433
the ectoplasm
out of that sonofabitch.
253
00:13:24,567 --> 00:13:26,166
-(AENUS): Isn't that
for vampires?
254
00:13:26,300 --> 00:13:29,367
-This will hurt anything unholy!
255
00:13:29,500 --> 00:13:31,400
-(AENUS): And yet,
you remain unaffected.
256
00:13:38,200 --> 00:13:40,834
(whispers)
257
00:13:49,066 --> 00:13:52,767
-Hiya!
258
00:13:52,900 --> 00:13:55,800
-Seriously? What am I?
Dracula?
259
00:13:58,900 --> 00:14:02,333
-Okay, I'm gonna light
a small fire under you,
260
00:14:02,467 --> 00:14:04,600
not too big, just enough
to let you sweat out
261
00:14:04,734 --> 00:14:06,700
all the crap in your system.
262
00:14:06,834 --> 00:14:09,033
I like my meat to be
as free-range as possible.
263
00:14:09,166 --> 00:14:10,900
-Sweating me to death
and free-range
264
00:14:11,033 --> 00:14:13,333
are two very different things!
265
00:14:13,467 --> 00:14:16,967
(rock music from the truck)
266
00:14:17,100 --> 00:14:18,834
-Huh?
267
00:14:21,100 --> 00:14:23,100
♪
268
00:14:23,233 --> 00:14:25,467
Mmmm!
269
00:14:29,967 --> 00:14:32,834
-Rafe, you're here! Can you do
that little run again?
270
00:14:32,967 --> 00:14:35,233
-Let him go, Manson!
271
00:14:35,367 --> 00:14:36,834
-Okay...
272
00:14:36,967 --> 00:14:38,834
First, what an entrance!
273
00:14:38,967 --> 00:14:41,300
Second, you rejected me!
274
00:14:41,433 --> 00:14:43,600
It really hurt my feelings!
275
00:14:43,734 --> 00:14:46,400
And I never let myself
be that vulnerable.
276
00:14:46,533 --> 00:14:48,166
-Huh?
277
00:14:48,300 --> 00:14:50,200
Look, I'm really sorry.
278
00:14:50,333 --> 00:14:52,100
And I promise I'll make it up
to you with,
279
00:14:52,233 --> 00:14:55,166
you know, boob stuff.
280
00:14:55,300 --> 00:14:56,700
-Hum...
281
00:14:56,834 --> 00:14:58,266
(scraping)
282
00:14:58,400 --> 00:14:59,767
Deal!
283
00:14:59,900 --> 00:15:03,133
Ow! Ow! Splinter!
284
00:15:03,266 --> 00:15:07,000
-Okay. So, you're not a ghost.
Then what the hell are you?
285
00:15:07,133 --> 00:15:09,667
-Name's Bryce.
286
00:15:09,800 --> 00:15:11,467
I got mutated into
a form of gas,
287
00:15:11,600 --> 00:15:15,200
so I can disassemble
and reassemble at will.
288
00:15:15,333 --> 00:15:16,800
It's kind of rad.
289
00:15:16,934 --> 00:15:19,967
-(AENUS): I knew there was
a scientific explanation!
290
00:15:20,100 --> 00:15:23,467
-I used to work here,
setting the place up.
291
00:15:23,600 --> 00:15:25,533
Thought I'd see
if any of my colleagues
292
00:15:25,667 --> 00:15:28,033
made it in before
the old muta-rama happened.
293
00:15:28,166 --> 00:15:30,700
So... are you, like,
the cleaning lady?
294
00:15:30,834 --> 00:15:32,533
-No, but I'll mop
the floor with you
295
00:15:32,667 --> 00:15:34,367
if you don't tell me
how you got in here.
296
00:15:34,500 --> 00:15:36,166
-(AENUS): Is she always
this hostile?
297
00:15:36,300 --> 00:15:38,000
-(AENUS): I'll refrain
from comment.
298
00:15:39,433 --> 00:15:42,567
-I'll go get comfortable.
Don't run away again.
299
00:15:42,700 --> 00:15:44,233
You know what they say:
300
00:15:44,367 --> 00:15:46,400
Fool me once, shame on me.
301
00:15:46,533 --> 00:15:49,333
Fool me twice,
I murder your whole town.
302
00:15:49,467 --> 00:15:52,100
(whistling)
303
00:15:52,233 --> 00:15:54,734
-You're going through with this?
-Yep!
304
00:15:54,867 --> 00:15:56,767
-But you have a knife
in your boot, right?
305
00:15:56,900 --> 00:15:58,767
Or a grenade up your butt?
-Nope.
306
00:15:58,900 --> 00:16:01,233
The boobs do not make the man,
Gabe!
307
00:16:01,367 --> 00:16:02,734
-What does that mean?
308
00:16:02,867 --> 00:16:04,233
-I don't know!
But it sounded cool.
309
00:16:04,367 --> 00:16:06,100
Anyway, if the only thing
standing between the town
310
00:16:06,233 --> 00:16:07,834
and their medicine
is me having a roll
311
00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:09,900
in the hay
with a hideous mutant,
312
00:16:10,033 --> 00:16:12,233
then brother,
it's time to roll... in hay!
313
00:16:12,367 --> 00:16:14,633
-Well, better you than me, man!
314
00:16:14,767 --> 00:16:19,266
-(Mason): Hurry up Rafe! Where's
those big bouncy bazongas?
315
00:16:25,100 --> 00:16:28,834
-I wish I could help you, but
I'm a man who turns into a gas!
316
00:16:28,967 --> 00:16:31,834
I got in here through
tiny cracks and vents.
317
00:16:31,967 --> 00:16:34,000
There's no way
you could follow me out!
318
00:16:34,133 --> 00:16:36,667
-Could you find my sons
and tell them I'm down here?
319
00:16:36,800 --> 00:16:39,633
Or at least get the word out
about this place?
320
00:16:39,767 --> 00:16:41,800
-(AENUS): Get the word out?
321
00:16:41,934 --> 00:16:45,133
Oh, that won't do.
That won't do at all.
322
00:16:45,266 --> 00:16:48,967
(groaning)
323
00:16:49,100 --> 00:16:51,567
-About time!
324
00:16:52,800 --> 00:16:55,834
But I got to say,
totally worth the wait.
325
00:16:55,967 --> 00:16:57,934
Now on with the show!
326
00:16:58,066 --> 00:17:01,367
(sensual music)
327
00:17:04,133 --> 00:17:06,500
♪
328
00:17:08,367 --> 00:17:10,867
(thumping)
329
00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:14,800
-So, my boys are in St. Zephyr,
know where that is?
330
00:17:14,934 --> 00:17:16,700
-Yeah. I got a rough idea.
331
00:17:16,834 --> 00:17:18,834
-Oh, Bryce! Thank you.
332
00:17:18,967 --> 00:17:21,633
Hey, is it getting colder
in here?
333
00:17:22,633 --> 00:17:24,700
AENUS?
334
00:17:26,266 --> 00:17:29,333
-Uh oh. This isn't good.
335
00:17:29,467 --> 00:17:32,100
-Bryce, what's happening?
336
00:17:32,233 --> 00:17:35,133
-(AENUS): Oh no!
The sudden drop in temperature
337
00:17:35,266 --> 00:17:38,266
is transforming Bryce
from a gas to a liquid,
338
00:17:38,400 --> 00:17:40,133
just as science would predict.
339
00:17:40,266 --> 00:17:42,533
-AENUS! Turn off the heat!
340
00:17:42,667 --> 00:17:44,033
-(AENUS): But...
-Do it!
341
00:17:44,166 --> 00:17:46,700
-Okay. Very well.
342
00:17:51,433 --> 00:17:54,467
(falsely concerned): Oh no!
It's too late. He's gone.
343
00:17:54,600 --> 00:17:57,433
(mocking laugh)
Thanks to science.
344
00:17:57,567 --> 00:18:00,200
Ha! Ha! What do you know?
I can laugh.
345
00:18:00,333 --> 00:18:01,734
(chuckles)
346
00:18:01,867 --> 00:18:03,233
Aw!
347
00:18:03,367 --> 00:18:05,000
(burping)
348
00:18:07,867 --> 00:18:11,734
(moaning)
349
00:18:11,867 --> 00:18:13,533
-He did it.
350
00:18:17,467 --> 00:18:19,266
They're alive!
351
00:18:19,400 --> 00:18:21,967
-Who cares?
Where's the medicine?
352
00:18:23,967 --> 00:18:25,400
Oh!
353
00:18:25,533 --> 00:18:28,967
(gulping)
354
00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:32,967
-Hey, why am I suddenly
attracted to Rafe again?
355
00:18:35,633 --> 00:18:39,400
-Oh my god! How hard did
he motorboat you?
356
00:18:39,533 --> 00:18:42,133
-If you didn't have boobs,
then what happened with Manson?
357
00:18:46,600 --> 00:18:48,934
-Ha!
-Ow!
358
00:18:49,066 --> 00:18:51,233
-Come on!
359
00:18:51,367 --> 00:18:55,100
(fake laugh)
360
00:18:55,233 --> 00:18:56,700
Give me the meds, dipshit,
361
00:18:56,834 --> 00:18:58,333
or I'll stomp your brains
all over the bed!
362
00:18:58,467 --> 00:19:00,533
-Hey, hey, hey, take it easy!
363
00:19:00,667 --> 00:19:02,734
I wasn't going to hurt you!
364
00:19:02,867 --> 00:19:04,433
(whimper)
365
00:19:04,567 --> 00:19:07,400
-Huh... are you crying?
366
00:19:07,533 --> 00:19:09,400
-Just... give me a sec.
367
00:19:09,533 --> 00:19:10,934
(sobbing)
368
00:19:11,066 --> 00:19:12,934
Look, man,
don't laugh at me, but...
369
00:19:13,066 --> 00:19:14,900
I got this kink.
370
00:19:15,033 --> 00:19:17,367
-Dudes with boobs?
-No!
371
00:19:17,500 --> 00:19:19,667
The stuff
that comes from boobs.
372
00:19:19,800 --> 00:19:21,867
-Boners? No, you mean milk!
373
00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:25,000
-Yeah! I got a fixation
for lactation.
374
00:19:25,133 --> 00:19:27,033
Uh...
375
00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:28,834
Could you...
376
00:19:28,967 --> 00:19:32,300
-If you want milk,
why don't you hire some lady?
377
00:19:32,433 --> 00:19:34,000
-I tried.
378
00:19:34,133 --> 00:19:36,233
But mutants don't taste
the same.
379
00:19:36,367 --> 00:19:38,200
I need it from a Normie.
380
00:19:38,333 --> 00:19:41,934
-Well, you could've just ask me.
I would have said no, but still.
381
00:19:42,066 --> 00:19:44,000
-I can't ask for stuff.
I take it!
382
00:19:44,133 --> 00:19:47,767
That's how Manson Lawless rolls.
I got a rep to maintain.
383
00:19:47,900 --> 00:19:50,166
Now that you know
my dirty secret.
384
00:19:50,300 --> 00:19:52,934
Please don't tell anyone
I'm a... "lactophiliac".
385
00:19:53,066 --> 00:19:55,967
-No idea what that word is.
But look, man,
386
00:19:56,100 --> 00:19:58,133
I don't know if these bazooks
even have any milk in them,
387
00:19:58,266 --> 00:20:00,967
but where I come from,
a deal is still a deal.
388
00:20:03,400 --> 00:20:06,767
♪
389
00:20:11,033 --> 00:20:15,133
Uh... Actually, know what?
I'm good, man.
390
00:20:15,266 --> 00:20:19,400
You can just take the meds
and go. We're square.
391
00:20:22,834 --> 00:20:24,433
(gagging)
392
00:20:25,867 --> 00:20:28,300
-You're gonna tell us
what happened,
393
00:20:28,433 --> 00:20:31,200
or just keep staring off?
-Huh? Oh, right.
394
00:20:31,333 --> 00:20:32,700
Long story short,
395
00:20:32,834 --> 00:20:34,567
I kicked his ass
and took the meds off him.
396
00:20:34,700 --> 00:20:37,433
Now that this is over,
all I want to do
397
00:20:37,567 --> 00:20:40,333
is drink some Swole AF,
pump some iron, and...
398
00:20:40,467 --> 00:20:43,800
-Rafe, what exactly
is in Swole AF?
399
00:20:43,934 --> 00:20:45,500
(gulps)
400
00:20:45,633 --> 00:20:48,066
-A blend of hand-picked
ingredients I scavenged.
401
00:20:48,200 --> 00:20:51,033
Whey protein, flaxseed,
anti-dandruff shampoo,
402
00:20:51,166 --> 00:20:53,200
creatine,
and these daily vitamins.
403
00:20:54,200 --> 00:20:57,433
-These aren't vitamins.
They're birth control pills.
404
00:20:57,567 --> 00:20:59,166
Loaded with estrogen.
405
00:21:00,633 --> 00:21:02,100
-Poison?
406
00:21:03,133 --> 00:21:06,667
-Lady hormones!
That's why you sprouted breasts!
407
00:21:06,800 --> 00:21:10,100
-Wow. Science is amazing,
isn't it!
408
00:21:12,233 --> 00:21:14,100
-So why are you still
drinking it?
409
00:21:14,233 --> 00:21:16,700
-Huh? I don't know.
It's tasty?
410
00:21:22,467 --> 00:21:25,400
-The facility is
on full lockdown, general.
411
00:21:25,533 --> 00:21:26,967
The computer's active.
412
00:21:27,100 --> 00:21:29,266
And there's a woman in there.
413
00:21:29,400 --> 00:21:32,600
-Go find out more.
414
00:21:34,367 --> 00:21:37,200
-Oops, vapour finger!
415
00:21:37,333 --> 00:21:38,767
He, he, he!
416
00:21:38,900 --> 00:21:40,600
I'll just get those.
417
00:21:42,200 --> 00:21:45,567
(suspenseful music)
418
00:21:51,367 --> 00:21:54,200
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