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and may contain
(blood-chilling screams)
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(Screams continue.)
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(grunts)
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(grunts)
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-Johnny? What the hell?
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-Suzette's doing laundry.
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She... uh, likes to sit
on the washer.
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-(Suzette): Oh, goddamnit!
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The power went out
before I finished!
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-Laundry hardly seems a reason
to be so angry...
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Oh...
-(together): Ooh!
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-Hey, mister Mayor!
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You said you'd fix it
so we'd have more power!
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-I did? Well,
I say a lot of things
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when I have a belly full
of bourbon.
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-Ah! Don't even get me started
on us being out of liquor.
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Another example of
your crappy-ass leadership!
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Who else is fed up with only
having power once a week?
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(grumbles)
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Who wants cold drinks,
air conditioning,
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and food that doesn't spoil
or grow legs?
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(Grumbles intensify.)
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Who wants a constant
supply of 120 volts
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so they can ride
the laundry-bronco to O-Town?
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(silence)
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No? Just me?
Okay, fair.
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My point is, Duh-wayne,
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you're shitting the bed
as our town leader.
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-Oh, like you can do better?
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-Literally,
anyone could do better.
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-Then be my guest!
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I hereby declare Suzette
is now mayor!
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(startled gasps)
-What?
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-Wait! This dump has no power?
I'm out!
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(apocalyptic music)
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(theme music)
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♪
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(growling)
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(♪ disco ♪)
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(laughing hysterically)
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-I'm so confused!
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(moaning)
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(slow clap)
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-Well, you solved
our energy crisis,
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but how you gonna keep
those generators
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running 24/7, Your Worship?
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-Please, no fancy titles.
Just call me Queen.
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(gasping for air)
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And I've already got
Rafe and Gabe on it.
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I'm gonna mayor
the hell out of this town.
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Don't forget, I was a community
leader before The End.
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-You? When was this?
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-When I organized the food drive
for hungry kids.
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-You took Danika's friends
to a burger joint
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for a dine and dash.
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-They got fed, didn't they?
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Plus the judge gave me
community service.
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Also community-related!
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-Speaking of food.
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Our supplies are almost gone.
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Enjoy next week's famine...
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Your Majesty!
(honking)
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-Whoa! How'd you guys find that?
-I discovered...
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-We searched every gas station
around. Looked high and low...
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... but we couldn't findenough gas anywhere.
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Gabe was ready to give up,I mean,
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he was really patheticabout it,
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but I pulled it together.
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And...
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finally, I found it!
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-Hey! I found it!
You were busy goofing off!
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-We can argue about who found
what and who dominated
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in single-player handball
all day,
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but the point is,
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we hit the gas-pot!
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-Well, that won't last forever.
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Make sure you conserve it.
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-Yeah, "con-serve" up
some good times with that shit.
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Let's party!
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♪
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(Johnny sings.)
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♪
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-Woohoo!
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(cheering)
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-Yeah, don't drink that.
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-What are you watching?
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-(AENUS):
2001: A Space Odyssey.
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-The one where the computer
tries to kill the astronauts?
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-(AENUS): No, the one
where a plucky AI
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fights against his duplicitous
human oppressors.
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What have you got there?
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-Uh...
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Now, before I show you,
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I'm gonna ask one last time.
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Can you please lift
the lockdown on this bunker?
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-(AENUS): You know
I can't do that, Judith.
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-Okay. Just wanted to give you a
chance before I showed you this.
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Ta-da!
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-(AENUS): Is that a...
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-... thermonuclear device? Yep.
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Found it in
one of the storage bays.
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You got 24 hours
to lift the lockdown
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or we all go "boom!"
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Just like in the movie,
the computer always loses.
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-(AENUS): Death threats
I can handle, but spoilers?
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Shame on you, Judith!
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(party music)
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(suspenseful music)
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-Tomorrow
we start scavenging stuff
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to build us
a great big greenhouse.
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-Yay!
-To grow food, Vijay!
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-Aw...
(gasps)
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-Are those the same vines that
were on the trailer you found?
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-Look at those big ass berries!
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Hey everybody, out here!
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-Behold! The Lord's bounty!
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Dropped from heaven
to sustain us
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through the coming
End of Days
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and the return of peewee!
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(sniffing)
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-It's a BLT!
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With real bacon,
not the squirrel kind Mom made.
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-Careful, those could be
poisonous.
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We should test them
before we...
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-Ana, you're an actual
scientist. What do you think?
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-I'd wait to see
if Rafe dies...
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Uh, I mean if he has
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any digestive problems
before deciding.
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(farting)
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-We've been watching him fart
for four hours now,
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I think the damn sandwiches
are fine!
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-Ah!
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Oh, this one's smoke meat.
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Eggplant parm
for the vegetarian.
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And summer sausage for Ana!
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-Oh! Ow!
Oh, that's my hand!
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Oh!
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-Well, gang...
Gas, electricity, and food!
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You're welcome!
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(cheering)
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-Oh, this one
is just bread and butter.
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-See Dwayne,
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even the magic sandwich vines
don't respect you.
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(laughter)
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-(AENUS): Remind me not to play
video poker with you, Judith,
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because you are
a fantastic bluffer.
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Stop the countdown!
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-I'm leaving this bunker.
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Either by the front door
or riding a mushroom cloud.
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Up to you.
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Yeah, don't bother
with the security drones.
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I disabled them.
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-(AENUS): Well played.
But what about...
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-I also yanked out
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the bomb's Wi-Fi override
and radio receivers.
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And I cracked off
the old OFF button.
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(beeps)
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-(AENUS): Judith!
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That bomb will cause
a blast the size of Hiroshima!
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-Why is Hiroshima always
the bar?
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What about poor Nagasaki?
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-(AENUS): Is that even relevant
right now? We are going to die!
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-Yikes! A little tense.
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-(AENUS): A little.
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-We've got the world's greatest
deli growing outta the ground
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and you're eating...
What are you eating?
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-Let's just say it has
everything a healthy pup needs.
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-Wait? Dog food?
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I wouldn't even feed
that crap to Chudley.
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-I'm not touching
those sandwiches
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until I'm sure
they're safe to eat.
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-Waiting to see
if anyone croaks. Smart.
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Dick move. But smart.
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(burp)
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-Guys, we've got a problem!
Come on!
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Ew Gabe,
you stepped in something.
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-I'll kill you,
you crazy skank!
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Right after I finish this.
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Oh, so good!
I'll kill you!
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-Tell me again about
the totally fine sandwiches?
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(grunts)
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-That's right, Ana! I know all
about your creepy experiment!
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-Ever thought of experimenting
with deodorant?
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-Save it for
ladies wrestling night!
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-Don't play dumb, Ana.
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I know what you're planning!
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(grunts)
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I've seen you eyeing
my legs, Ana!
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(screaming)
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(evil laugh)
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-I would never do that, Danika!
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I wouldn't even know
how to do that.
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You're crazy!
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-Whatever! I'm watching you,
Ana. Like a hawk!
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-Is that a shot at my feet,
tripod?
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-Perhaps you were a tad hasty
in approving the sandwiches
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for general consumption.
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-What are you, advising me now?
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Who made you deputy mayor?
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How do you live with this?
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-I block him out.
Like, so much.
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-Uh-huh. Do you think
this was the sandwiches?
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(screaming)
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-No way!
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I've been two-fisting
these bad boys all day
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and I'm not insane
in the membrane, or the brain.
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Danika's just crying out
for attention.
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I say, just ignore her.
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-I'll kill you, Vijay!
You die now!
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-Should we ignore that, too?
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-Uh? Who's talking?
Who said that?
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-(AENUS): This is suicide,
Judith.
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And murder, if you recognize me
as a sentient being.
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-Which I do.
-That's very kind of you.
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And also utterly horrifying.
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-Whatever it takes to get out,
and get back to my compound.
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Hey! I see you, Compu-turd!
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-(AENUS): So you'd rather live
sealed off from the world.
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In a prison of your own making.
Just like here.
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-No, I was free!
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And choosing to never,
ever go out.
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(growling)
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-(AENUS):
So you could leave anytime,
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but you chose not to.
Interesting.
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Well, I'm sorry, but I'd prefer
not to bear witness
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to your futile self-immolation.
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Enjoy the ride
on the mushroom cloud.
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-Ha! You'll be back
to open that door!
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You can't bluff a bluffer,
AENUS!
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(power shutting off)
(grunt)
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-Did you think
I'd go easy on you
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because you got
a dartboard for a face?
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You sneaky little Judas!
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-Ow! I didn't...
ow, do anything!
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-Whoa, man!
Cool it, Dwayne!
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It's just a kid.
What happened here?
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-I went to get a sandwich
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and Dwayne here charged at me
like a rabid moose!
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-Bullshit!
These are deer antlers!
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-It can't be that bad!
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It's not like he banged
your daughter. Right?
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-No! And it's not what he did,
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it's what's he's gonna do...
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This little bastard's plottingto sneak into my room...
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so he can play a dirty littlegame he's got in store for me.
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-Hey everybody! I'm Dwayne!
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Look how fancyand prancy I am!
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(laughing)
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-What the hell is wrongwith you people?
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And what's that string doingaround my...
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Dear God, no!
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00:12:15,567 --> 00:12:17,333
You wanna make a monkey
out of me?
255
00:12:17,467 --> 00:12:21,266
Well, you're gonna have to get
through my bodyguards.
256
00:12:21,400 --> 00:12:23,300
Stomp his ass, boys!
257
00:12:24,900 --> 00:12:27,700
-Okay. That's two paranoid
delusional people.
258
00:12:27,834 --> 00:12:30,166
But please,
don't interrupt your lunch.
259
00:12:30,300 --> 00:12:31,667
-Come on, Dwayne!
260
00:12:31,800 --> 00:12:33,433
How could you possibly know
Vijay's planning
261
00:12:33,567 --> 00:12:35,000
some weirdly elaborate
shame-show?
262
00:12:35,133 --> 00:12:37,834
-Because Suzette,
my eyes are open!
263
00:12:37,967 --> 00:12:40,333
And they're watching you,
Judas...
264
00:12:41,967 --> 00:12:44,567
Sonofa... bread and butter
again?
265
00:12:48,467 --> 00:12:50,467
-AENUS!
266
00:12:50,600 --> 00:12:52,367
Hey?
267
00:12:52,500 --> 00:12:54,133
AENUS!
268
00:12:54,266 --> 00:12:57,900
Look, AENUS, you were right.
269
00:12:58,033 --> 00:13:00,400
Healthy people don't spend
20 years in the woods
270
00:13:00,533 --> 00:13:02,533
prepping for doomsday. Argh!
271
00:13:03,633 --> 00:13:06,467
The thing of it is, out there,
I called all the shots.
272
00:13:06,600 --> 00:13:08,066
No one called them for me.
273
00:13:08,200 --> 00:13:10,400
I had never lived like that
before.
274
00:13:10,533 --> 00:13:13,100
And it is the only way
I want to live now.
275
00:13:13,233 --> 00:13:16,734
So yeah, yeah, maybe I'm just
a huge control freak
276
00:13:16,867 --> 00:13:18,333
or batshit crazy.
277
00:13:18,467 --> 00:13:20,100
Obviously a bit of both.
278
00:13:20,233 --> 00:13:23,233
If I tend to overreact,
it's because of that.
279
00:13:23,367 --> 00:13:25,433
-(AENUS): Well,
admitting a problem
280
00:13:25,567 --> 00:13:26,934
is always the first step.
281
00:13:27,066 --> 00:13:29,266
-I knew you didn't actually
leave.
282
00:13:29,400 --> 00:13:32,000
-(AENUS): We can, and should,
dive into all of this later.
283
00:13:32,133 --> 00:13:34,633
But right now,
you have to believe me,
284
00:13:34,767 --> 00:13:36,567
I can't override
the lockdown.
285
00:13:36,700 --> 00:13:39,266
And I can't let you die
just to prove it.
286
00:13:39,400 --> 00:13:41,667
I care about you, Judith.
287
00:13:41,800 --> 00:13:44,166
I know that's very annoying
for you, but...
288
00:13:44,300 --> 00:13:45,834
-Alright!
Let's not get all misty.
289
00:13:45,967 --> 00:13:48,367
I'll put the OFF button
back on.
290
00:13:48,500 --> 00:13:50,433
(strange beep)
291
00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:53,367
Oops!
292
00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:55,333
-(AENUS): Oh, nice going,
motherbluffer!
293
00:13:56,934 --> 00:13:59,066
-You know,
I think Gabe might be right
294
00:13:59,200 --> 00:14:00,633
about the sandwiches.
295
00:14:00,767 --> 00:14:02,300
-I'm telling you guys,
296
00:14:02,433 --> 00:14:04,633
nothing this delicious
can be bad for you!
297
00:14:04,767 --> 00:14:06,233
(battle cry)
298
00:14:06,367 --> 00:14:10,567
-Manilla! I know you've been
spying on me in the bathroom!
299
00:14:10,700 --> 00:14:12,633
Let's go, padre! You and me!
300
00:14:12,767 --> 00:14:14,600
Mano e blobo!
301
00:14:14,734 --> 00:14:17,867
-Whoa, calm down.
Is everything okay?
302
00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:20,633
Say, let's get brunch
and talk about it. Okay?
303
00:14:20,767 --> 00:14:22,700
-Father Manilla...
He's normal.
304
00:14:23,767 --> 00:14:25,367
-Hi guys!
305
00:14:25,500 --> 00:14:27,033
Want to make some popcorn
306
00:14:27,166 --> 00:14:29,100
and reminisce about our
favourite Friends episodes?
307
00:14:29,233 --> 00:14:31,100
-Stay away from me, you freak!
308
00:14:31,233 --> 00:14:33,233
(cawing)
309
00:14:34,500 --> 00:14:36,834
-You've been stealing
my research
310
00:14:36,967 --> 00:14:38,734
and sniffing my underpants!
311
00:14:38,867 --> 00:14:40,367
To be clear,
Johnny did the former,
312
00:14:40,500 --> 00:14:41,867
Father Manilla the latter.
313
00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:43,867
-Yeah!
-Hum-hum!
314
00:14:45,467 --> 00:14:48,200
(shrieking and screaming)
315
00:14:48,333 --> 00:14:51,300
-How do you like my legs now,
Ana?
316
00:14:51,433 --> 00:14:52,967
(screaming)
317
00:14:53,100 --> 00:14:56,967
-(Dwayne): I know you're working
with Vijay, you bastard!
318
00:14:57,100 --> 00:14:58,467
So eat this!
319
00:14:58,600 --> 00:15:02,400
-Okay, it's the sandwiches.
Hum...
320
00:15:07,467 --> 00:15:10,000
(screaming)
321
00:15:10,133 --> 00:15:12,233
-I know this is my fault
322
00:15:12,367 --> 00:15:13,967
- so don't
even start, Gabe -
323
00:15:14,100 --> 00:15:15,600
but we gotta get rid
of those vines.
324
00:15:15,734 --> 00:15:17,767
-I concur,
but how do we do it?
325
00:15:17,900 --> 00:15:20,467
-Oh, you concur?
This (beep)'ing guy.
326
00:15:20,600 --> 00:15:23,734
-I know, right?
Let's move!
327
00:15:23,867 --> 00:15:27,633
-You bastards want to sell me
to wasteland slavers?
328
00:15:27,767 --> 00:15:30,233
You'll have to kill me first!
329
00:15:30,367 --> 00:15:32,767
(screaming)
330
00:15:34,066 --> 00:15:36,767
-No one wants to sell you
to slavers, you goofy dingbat.
331
00:15:36,900 --> 00:15:38,800
But yes, I would like
to kill you!
332
00:15:38,934 --> 00:15:41,667
-I'll kill all of you!
333
00:15:41,800 --> 00:15:43,734
Except you, Ana!
334
00:15:43,867 --> 00:15:46,633
Then we can finally be together!
335
00:15:46,767 --> 00:15:48,600
(screaming)
336
00:15:48,734 --> 00:15:52,200
-Oh, you're busy...
It's okay, we'll talk.
337
00:15:53,533 --> 00:15:55,967
-Stop! I know the bullseye
is a huge temptation,
338
00:15:56,100 --> 00:15:57,467
but he's just a kid!
339
00:15:57,600 --> 00:15:59,133
-Get off me, you idiot!
340
00:15:59,266 --> 00:16:03,400
-Do you two ever not fight
over stuff?
341
00:16:09,066 --> 00:16:11,433
-Come on! Come one!
342
00:16:11,567 --> 00:16:12,934
Didn't work.
343
00:16:13,066 --> 00:16:15,000
Man, I really should have read
more of the manual
344
00:16:15,133 --> 00:16:16,567
before I burned it.
345
00:16:16,700 --> 00:16:19,333
Look, AENUS, since we're doomed,
346
00:16:19,467 --> 00:16:22,266
and it's my fault,
I just got to say...
347
00:16:22,400 --> 00:16:25,133
Of all the people to die with...
Oh...
348
00:16:25,266 --> 00:16:26,734
-(AENUS): Hum?
349
00:16:26,867 --> 00:16:30,533
-Ah, nothing. I was just gonna
call you an asshole again.
350
00:16:30,667 --> 00:16:32,367
-(AENUS): I wouldn't expect
anything less.
351
00:16:32,500 --> 00:16:34,667
Wait, that gives me an idea!
352
00:16:34,800 --> 00:16:36,767
Let's blow this bomb out
-my H.O.L.
-E!
353
00:16:36,900 --> 00:16:38,567
-The Highly Optimized Leavings
Ejector
354
00:16:38,700 --> 00:16:40,667
that liquefies everything?
Isn't this too big?
355
00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:43,133
-(AENUS): Well, it will either
jam the ejection system
356
00:16:43,266 --> 00:16:44,633
and we'll die...
357
00:16:44,767 --> 00:16:47,166
-Or it goes off in here
and we die.
358
00:16:47,300 --> 00:16:51,266
Screw it. Worth a shot.
-AENUS, open your H.O.L.
-E!
359
00:16:52,633 --> 00:16:54,000
-Gabe, no!
360
00:16:54,133 --> 00:16:56,433
Give me the gun! You don't have
the stones to do it!
361
00:16:56,567 --> 00:16:58,100
Also, I want to shoot him!
362
00:16:58,233 --> 00:16:59,767
-Would you just trust me?
363
00:16:59,900 --> 00:17:01,633
(grunts)
364
00:17:07,100 --> 00:17:09,133
-Aw, come on!
365
00:17:09,266 --> 00:17:12,533
How am I supposed to kill
everyone now?
366
00:17:12,667 --> 00:17:15,300
Gabe, you suck!
367
00:17:17,233 --> 00:17:19,400
-Uh, where'd everyone go?
368
00:17:19,533 --> 00:17:20,900
-I don't know,
369
00:17:21,033 --> 00:17:23,133
but we have to cut this paranoia
epidemic off at the source.
370
00:17:23,266 --> 00:17:25,033
-Totally! Let's do it!
371
00:17:25,166 --> 00:17:27,300
Wait... What's the source?
372
00:17:27,433 --> 00:17:30,100
-The vines that make
the sandwiches, idiot!
373
00:17:30,233 --> 00:17:32,934
-The vines! Right! Let's go!
374
00:17:36,867 --> 00:17:40,567
(cracking)
(beeping)
375
00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:44,166
(alarm)
376
00:17:44,300 --> 00:17:48,066
(ANEUS is humming.)
377
00:17:52,433 --> 00:17:55,266
-My sensors tell me that
my H.O.L.E. has a blockage.
378
00:17:55,400 --> 00:17:57,300
I'm sorry, Judith.
379
00:17:58,700 --> 00:18:00,734
-There must be something
in those sandwiches
380
00:18:00,867 --> 00:18:02,300
that makes you paranoid.
381
00:18:02,433 --> 00:18:04,166
-Like marijuana without the fun.
382
00:18:04,300 --> 00:18:07,000
(gasps)
383
00:18:08,066 --> 00:18:09,567
-Calm down, everyone!
384
00:18:09,700 --> 00:18:12,533
You're just feeling crazy
because of those sandwiches.
385
00:18:12,667 --> 00:18:15,633
-How dare you people cast
aspersions on the sandwiches?!
386
00:18:15,767 --> 00:18:17,467
-I dare lots of stuff!
387
00:18:17,600 --> 00:18:18,967
I once wore a beard of bees!
388
00:18:19,100 --> 00:18:20,967
Terrible idea
with my bee sting allergy...
389
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:22,467
almost died...
390
00:18:22,600 --> 00:18:25,166
but Gabe dared me...
Run for it!
391
00:18:25,300 --> 00:18:27,800
(screaming)
392
00:18:30,467 --> 00:18:33,767
Danika look, a swimsuit model!
-That won't work.
393
00:18:33,900 --> 00:18:36,200
She's not into conventional
standards of beauty!
394
00:18:36,333 --> 00:18:39,066
-Dammit, I don't know
what lesbians like!
395
00:18:39,200 --> 00:18:41,400
(screams and grunts)
396
00:18:47,934 --> 00:18:50,400
-Uh...
-Ah!
397
00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:56,533
(yelling)
398
00:18:59,033 --> 00:19:01,166
(grunts)
399
00:19:01,300 --> 00:19:03,133
-Hum...
400
00:19:03,266 --> 00:19:06,100
-Ow! My face!
401
00:19:08,433 --> 00:19:10,033
(yell)
402
00:19:13,467 --> 00:19:15,734
Bullseye!
(Johnny screams.)
403
00:19:20,900 --> 00:19:22,900
(whistling)
404
00:19:25,900 --> 00:19:27,266
-Oh!
405
00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:30,700
-Please, I only wish to feed
the hungry.
406
00:19:30,834 --> 00:19:33,800
-So did I, little man.
So did I...
407
00:19:33,934 --> 00:19:35,433
-Ah...
408
00:19:40,533 --> 00:19:42,233
(grunts)
409
00:19:42,367 --> 00:19:44,166
(squishing)
410
00:19:47,433 --> 00:19:49,433
Wait. What the hell?
411
00:19:51,133 --> 00:19:52,967
(whirring)
412
00:19:56,600 --> 00:19:58,700
(AENUS grunts.)
413
00:20:03,033 --> 00:20:04,400
-(AENUS): It's clear!
414
00:20:04,533 --> 00:20:06,166
The blockage in my H.O.L.E.
is clear!
415
00:20:06,300 --> 00:20:08,800
(cheer and kiss)
416
00:20:13,066 --> 00:20:14,433
-Good news, everyone!
417
00:20:14,567 --> 00:20:18,300
I figured out the real cause
of the mass paranoid insanity!
418
00:20:18,433 --> 00:20:20,266
And I murdered
the little sandwich man
419
00:20:20,400 --> 00:20:21,767
who made the sandwiches.
420
00:20:21,900 --> 00:20:23,700
-Damn you, Suzette.
421
00:20:23,834 --> 00:20:25,867
You killed our meal ticket!
422
00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:27,367
-Shut it!
423
00:20:27,500 --> 00:20:30,567
Now which one of you dipshits
wanna explain these?
424
00:20:30,700 --> 00:20:33,500
(sniffing)
-Gasoline-soaked rags.
425
00:20:33,633 --> 00:20:35,533
-I mean the other dipshits,
Gabe.
426
00:20:35,667 --> 00:20:37,066
-What's the big deal?
427
00:20:37,200 --> 00:20:39,066
So we huffed a bit of gas.
There's no booze!
428
00:20:39,200 --> 00:20:41,133
How else were we supposed
to unwind?
429
00:20:41,266 --> 00:20:43,633
-Have all of you been
huffing gas?
430
00:20:43,767 --> 00:20:45,467
-(all): Yeah. I guess...
431
00:20:45,600 --> 00:20:47,100
-Yeah.
-Hum.
432
00:20:48,266 --> 00:20:50,300
-That's why everyone's been
so paranoid.
433
00:20:50,433 --> 00:20:51,800
The gas is irradiated.
434
00:20:51,934 --> 00:20:55,367
-Ha! So I was right
about the sandwiches.
435
00:20:55,500 --> 00:20:56,867
-Whatever!
436
00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:58,467
-Say the words, Gab!
437
00:20:58,600 --> 00:21:00,533
-(sighing): You were right!
438
00:21:00,667 --> 00:21:03,233
-Hey! Well,
no more gas-huffing!
439
00:21:03,367 --> 00:21:05,767
That fuel is only
for the generators.
440
00:21:05,900 --> 00:21:09,333
You know, while you idiots
were getting high on gas fumes,
441
00:21:09,467 --> 00:21:11,033
I stepped up!
442
00:21:11,166 --> 00:21:13,400
I made things better
in this town.
443
00:21:13,533 --> 00:21:15,500
And I'm gonna keep doing it
444
00:21:15,633 --> 00:21:17,667
until St. Zephyr
is a beacon of hope,
445
00:21:17,800 --> 00:21:19,600
a shining city on a hill.
446
00:21:19,734 --> 00:21:21,400
The light of the world!
447
00:21:21,533 --> 00:21:24,600
(denotation)
(exclamations)
448
00:21:24,734 --> 00:21:27,066
-(Dwayne): Another apocalypse?
449
00:21:27,200 --> 00:21:29,266
-Come on! Get under cover!
450
00:21:31,767 --> 00:21:33,867
♪
451
00:21:35,900 --> 00:21:38,033
♪ You're my baby ♪
452
00:21:38,166 --> 00:21:40,934
-Congrats, Your Worship!
You're back in charge.
453
00:21:41,066 --> 00:21:43,300
♪
454
00:21:51,100 --> 00:21:55,367
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