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Previously on Young Sheldon.
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Oh, that ain't good.
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Please stop running.
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A deal can be made without going to trial.
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You plead guilty, pay a fine,
lose your business license,
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maybe some community
service, probation, but no jail time.
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So, do I tell them we have a deal?
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Okay, fine.
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Oh, thank God.
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I'm too old to find somebody new.
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Hi, I'm Connie Tucker.
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I'm supposed to be reporting to my
probation officer.
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You found her.
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Come on in.
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Sorry I'm a little late.
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Not moving very fast today.
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Weren't you arrested running from the
police?
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Well, I have my good days.
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Oh...
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So, the terms of your probation require
you to do 180 hours of community service.
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And you're currently sitting at zero.
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Not true.
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I've been reading to the elderly.
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Oh?
Where at?
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Chi Chi's.
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My boyfriend forgot his glasses,
so I read him the menu.
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This is a joke to you.
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Well, I was hoping.
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You think putting on this act is going to
get you a lighter sentence?
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Act?
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What act?
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Look at my nose.
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Okay.
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You know what this nose can do?
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It can smell bullpucky from two counties
over.
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And you know what it's smelling right now?
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A big, steamy pile.
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What kind of community service are we
talking about?
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I can't be up there on the interstate
picking up trash with some wine nose.
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Well, there are other options.
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Hit me.
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How about Habitat for Humanity?
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Build some household home.
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The tornado blew mine to smithereens.
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How about some do-gooder bill me a home?
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Moving on.
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You're on a half minute suit.
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What?
Wait, why?
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There's a sewage pipe under the hepatitis
clinic with your name on it.
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Let's keep thinking.
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Well, we got animal shelters, libraries,
churches.
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Oh.
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Is that any church?
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Well, yeah.
As long as they sign off on your hours.
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Oh, I like where this is headed.
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Why?
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A good Christian woman always is eager to
serve.
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A Christian woman who ran a back room
casino?
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Hey, God forgave me.
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Maybe you should too.
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Do you understand I have the power to
throw you in jail?
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To be honest, I did not.
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That doesn't go there.
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Doesn't matter.
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Canned beans next to jarred preserves?
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Who cares?
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I care.
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Well, no one cares that you care.
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I'm someone.
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And I care that I care.
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And I care that I care that I care.
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Okay, that's enough.
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Are we done?
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What's your hurry?
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It's paternity test day in Ricky Lake and
I'm missing it.
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If people paid more
attention to what belongs
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where, there'd be no
need for paternity tests.
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Just go.
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I'll give you a hand.
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Actually, I'm not crazy about how you
organize things either.
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I need you to do me a favor.
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Hello to you too.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Look, I need you to sign some forms for
me.
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No questions asked.
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What am I signing?
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We agree.
No questions asked.
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Given her criminal past, I'd advise
caution.
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Moonpie, I love you.
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But shut it.
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Look, I gotta knock out my community service
and they say I can do it at the church.
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That's great.
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We'd love to have you.
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Or you could just fill out my time sheets
and we would be done with the whole thing,
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easy peasy.
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I'm not lying for you.
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That's a sin.
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Oh, come on.
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180 hours at my age?
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Who knows if I've even got that much time
left?
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Well, then it's a good thing that we're
gonna get to spend so much of it together.
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Bye.
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Hello.
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Don't you hear the baby crying?
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Yeah, she's been at it for a while.
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And you didn't go pick her up?
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Well, no.
It's still her nap time.
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Well, she'll cry herself out and go back
to sleep.
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Unbelievable.
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Good idea.
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Let the baby be in charge.
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No, actually, I left my mother in charge
but I won't make that mistake again.
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Amanda, I'm trying to teach her self
-reliance.
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But if you prefer to coddle her,
you go right ahead.
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I'm sorry, are you accusing me of babying
my baby?
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Because I am her mother and I think I know
when she needs me.
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You were saying?
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Ha!
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You're happy your daughter's crying?
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I'm happy you're wrong.
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All right, I'm here.
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Clock me in for 9.30.
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It's 10.15.
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I prayed on the way in.
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That counts.
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Mom.
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Fine.
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Call it 9.45.
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Let me just finish up this payroll here and
then we'll find some work for you to do.
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No hurry, I'm just gonna lay down here and
close my eyes for a minute.
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Mary, the raccoons got into the communion
wafers again.
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Oh, hey Connie.
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Didn't know you were here.
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I'm just here to help out.
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That's so nice.
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Well, it's her community service for being
arrested.
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Still nice.
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Well, the big guy appreciates it.
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He'd really appreciate it if she actually
did something.
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Why are you like this?
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I raised you to be cool.
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I am plenty cool.
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Anyway, if you have anything that you need
help with, my mom is here to work.
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Oh, well I do need my suit picked up from
the dry cleaner.
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Is that the dry cleaner next to the nail
salon?
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Yeah.
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I am on it.
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Or, you know what we could really use is
someone to help organize the donation room.
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That's a big job.
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Too late.
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I'm getting the suit.
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I'll get it on my way to the bank.
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That way you can start in the donation
room instead of getting your nails done.
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You're the boss around here.
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What's your call?
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Oh, actually, he's the boss.
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What's that?
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He says it's Mary's call.
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Oh, my God.
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We don't say that, but...
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yeah.
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This is gonna take forever.
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How many hours is your community service?
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180.
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Then you better get cracking.
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Maybe I'll get my nails done.
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Hey, we got any fresh bankies?
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I found this one in her diaper.
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Drying rack.
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Or... you could just
let her soothe herself.
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What do you mean?
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Well, if you give her a pacifier every
time she fusses, she'll never learn.
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So I should just let her cry?
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Whatever you think is best.
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Can't you just tell me?
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Hey, where's the binky?
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Right here.
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What are you waiting for?
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Well, your mom was
just saying if we give it to
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her every time she's
cranky, she'll never learn.
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Oh, is that what she said?
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I'm just trying to help.
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I told you we don't need your help.
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We don't?
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What do you think?
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Well...
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Should I go after her?
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You're her husband.
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You decide.
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Why won't anybody tell me anytime?
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Six hours.
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All day long.
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For six lousy hours.
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I gave you six.
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You worked four.
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Felt longer.
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Most people work eight.
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Most people get paid.
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Most people don't commit crimes.
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Sure they do.
They just don't get caught.
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How'd the first day of giving back to the
community go?
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I saw her in a pair of work pants that had
a prosthetic leg still in it.
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Shut up.
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Oh, don't be so dramatic.
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180 hours, Mary.
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Only 174 to go.
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You're enjoying this, aren't you?
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Aren't you?
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I got her on my ass.
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I got Officer Thomason on my ass.
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Who's that?
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My probation officer.
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Wait.
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Rhonda Thomason?
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You know her?
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Yeah.
Our kid's on varsity.
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Nice lady.
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Brings grapes to half time.
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She could get the judge to reduce my
hours, but she won't do it.
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Like I said, nice lady.
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By chance, would you talk to her for me?
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I'm sorry.
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Are you asking me for a favor?
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Yes.
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I didn't hear the magic word.
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How about this?
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Why don't you pay me back the money I gave
you for the down payment on this house?
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Thank you.
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Was that so hard?
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Is she asleep?
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Yeah.
Because I gave her a pacifier.
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That's some good mothering.
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How could you not take my side?
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Sorry.
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But we don't really know what we're doing.
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I mean, I don't.
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You are a natural.
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We're her parents.
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We should decide how to raise her.
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Okay, but your mom's done this before.
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I mean, she raised you.
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You're pretty great.
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You honestly think I'm going to fall for
that?
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No.
You're way too smart.
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Oh, cut it out.
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And stop defending her.
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I'm not defending her.
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I was just taught to respect my elders.
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I'm your elder.
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When I say that, you get mad.
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Yeah, because you shouldn't say it.
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Yes, ma'am.
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Do you think you're funny?
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No, ma'am.
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Hey, Rhonda.
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Coach Cooper.
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What a nice surprise.
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Yeah, you know me.
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Full of surprises.
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Like that fake field goal against
Plainview.
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Oh, that was something.
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But really, what are you doing here?
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Well...
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You may not know this, but one of your
clients happens to be my mother-in -law.
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Connie Tucker.
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She's a character, ain't she?
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And she asked you to come down here to see
if I would go easy on her?
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Why, no, no, no.
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No, no, no, no, no.
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Yeah.
271
00:10:40,460 --> 00:10:43,515
Because she thinks she deserves special
treatment?
272
00:10:43,540 --> 00:10:45,460
You're just hitting the nail on the head
today.
273
00:10:46,181 --> 00:10:47,834
Let me ask you a question.
274
00:10:48,440 --> 00:10:51,720
Would you give one of your players special
treatment if they were ducking practice?
275
00:10:51,745 --> 00:10:52,735
No.
276
00:10:52,760 --> 00:10:54,360
If anything, I'm tougher on those kids.
277
00:10:54,626 --> 00:10:59,600
So, if I understand you, you're saying I
should be tougher on your mother-in-law.
278
00:11:00,200 --> 00:11:01,720
I just made it worse, didn't I?
279
00:11:01,880 --> 00:11:03,340
No, no, no, no, no.
280
00:11:03,540 --> 00:11:04,800
No, no, no, no, no.
281
00:11:05,260 --> 00:11:06,260
Yeah.
282
00:11:07,480 --> 00:11:08,500
Okay, then.
283
00:11:09,880 --> 00:11:10,880
Thanks for the grapes.
284
00:11:15,860 --> 00:11:17,000
Finish the inventory.
285
00:11:17,699 --> 00:11:18,735
Hey, Georgie.
286
00:11:18,760 --> 00:11:22,180
I ran into Amanda's old pediatrician and
he said he could take C.C.
287
00:11:22,280 --> 00:11:23,400
on as a new patient.
288
00:11:23,800 --> 00:11:25,540
Thanks, but she already has a doctor.
289
00:11:25,980 --> 00:11:28,520
Yes, well, Dr. Talanda is the best.
290
00:11:29,180 --> 00:11:30,240
Okay, look.
291
00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:34,220
I know you're trying to help,
but Mandy... Look at that.
292
00:11:34,440 --> 00:11:35,840
I can't be right.
Georgie, come here.
293
00:11:35,880 --> 00:11:36,920
Walk with me for a minute.
294
00:11:37,406 --> 00:11:38,406
Where are we going?
295
00:11:38,460 --> 00:11:40,100
Shut up.
Keep walking.
296
00:11:45,510 --> 00:11:46,930
Are you med... What?
297
00:11:47,290 --> 00:11:48,770
Why are you arguing with her?
298
00:11:49,130 --> 00:11:51,610
I was just trying to be a good husband and
take Mandy side.
299
00:11:51,635 --> 00:11:52,250
Okay.
300
00:11:52,270 --> 00:11:53,966
You know what a great time to take Mandy
side?
301
00:11:53,990 --> 00:11:55,310
When you're alone with Mandy.
302
00:11:55,550 --> 00:11:57,130
And when you're with Audrey...
303
00:11:58,243 --> 00:12:00,150
Take Audrey side.
304
00:12:00,175 --> 00:12:01,030
Okay.
305
00:12:01,190 --> 00:12:02,190
There's hope for you.
306
00:12:02,750 --> 00:12:05,610
When you're alone with me in a closet,
feel free to speak your mind.
307
00:12:05,910 --> 00:12:07,010
Seems a little complicated.
308
00:12:07,035 --> 00:12:08,410
Oh, it is.
Yeah.
309
00:12:08,435 --> 00:12:11,510
Life would be so much easier if they just
realized how like they are.
310
00:12:11,535 --> 00:12:12,850
Don't say that.
311
00:12:13,086 --> 00:12:14,590
Don't ever say that.
312
00:12:15,490 --> 00:12:16,310
We're alone in a closet.
313
00:12:16,350 --> 00:12:17,210
You said I could speak my mind.
314
00:12:17,270 --> 00:12:18,650
Yeah, yeah, but not that.
315
00:12:18,996 --> 00:12:20,930
So where?
Nowhere.
316
00:12:22,730 --> 00:12:23,730
They...
317
00:12:31,530 --> 00:12:32,530
Working hard?
318
00:12:33,850 --> 00:12:34,850
Hey.
319
00:12:35,430 --> 00:12:36,430
Oh.
320
00:12:36,470 --> 00:12:37,630
What brings you by?
321
00:12:38,730 --> 00:12:40,730
Your son-in-law dropped in to see me.
322
00:12:40,731 --> 00:12:41,990
Oh, y'all know each other?
323
00:12:42,015 --> 00:12:43,125
We do.
324
00:12:43,150 --> 00:12:44,150
Small world.
325
00:12:44,970 --> 00:12:46,290
It did not go your way.
326
00:12:47,090 --> 00:12:48,670
No?
- No.
327
00:12:49,270 --> 00:12:51,010
Well, you can't blame a gal for trying.
328
00:12:51,610 --> 00:12:52,730
Actually, I can.
329
00:12:52,930 --> 00:12:53,930
Oh, come on.
330
00:12:54,030 --> 00:12:56,870
There must be some criminals out there
that you could be focused on.
331
00:12:56,890 --> 00:12:58,870
Not some old granny with slot machines.
332
00:12:59,150 --> 00:13:01,810
Go out there and harass somebody who
actually deserves it.
333
00:13:01,896 --> 00:13:02,936
You done?
334
00:13:02,970 --> 00:13:03,625
Yes.
335
00:13:03,650 --> 00:13:04,816
I think I am.
336
00:13:04,863 --> 00:13:06,010
My turn.
337
00:13:06,290 --> 00:13:07,850
You are a criminal.
338
00:13:08,190 --> 00:13:12,670
And I can treat you however the hell I
want because I own your tired old ass.
339
00:13:13,290 --> 00:13:18,470
And I will make your life miserable unless
you shape up and shape up fast.
340
00:13:19,710 --> 00:13:21,110
Do we understand each other?
341
00:13:21,790 --> 00:13:22,890
Yes, ma'am.
342
00:13:24,650 --> 00:13:27,270
To be clear, what are you?
343
00:13:27,710 --> 00:13:28,710
A criminal.
344
00:13:28,790 --> 00:13:29,950
And what do I own?
345
00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:31,450
My tired old ass.
346
00:13:31,710 --> 00:13:32,710
Mm-hmm.
347
00:13:32,890 --> 00:13:33,890
Mm-hmm.
348
00:13:35,030 --> 00:13:36,630
I'm gonna come back in a couple of days.
349
00:13:36,631 --> 00:13:39,230
This room better be spick and span.
350
00:13:39,390 --> 00:13:40,670
It will be, yes, ma'am.
351
00:13:40,671 --> 00:13:42,290
Thank you, ma'am.
352
00:13:43,250 --> 00:13:45,790
Oh, say hi to George for me.
353
00:13:51,505 --> 00:13:52,480
Very good.
354
00:13:52,505 --> 00:13:54,020
What did you say to her?
355
00:13:54,045 --> 00:13:55,340
Nothing.
356
00:13:55,600 --> 00:13:57,340
Just what a great granny you are.
357
00:13:57,365 --> 00:13:59,100
And what a great great granny you are.
358
00:13:59,125 --> 00:14:00,226
Well, you made it worse.
359
00:14:00,260 --> 00:14:01,260
I'm sorry.
360
00:14:01,420 --> 00:14:02,640
I did my best.
361
00:14:02,940 --> 00:14:04,320
Well, your best stunk.
362
00:14:06,060 --> 00:14:07,160
So now what?
363
00:14:07,720 --> 00:14:08,940
I got no choice.
364
00:14:11,240 --> 00:14:12,980
Gotta bring in the big guns.
365
00:14:15,080 --> 00:14:16,080
Wow.
366
00:14:16,326 --> 00:14:17,515
What a mess.
367
00:14:17,540 --> 00:14:18,540
Yeah.
368
00:14:19,080 --> 00:14:21,120
You want me to organize this whole room in
two days?
369
00:14:21,900 --> 00:14:22,900
I do.
370
00:14:22,925 --> 00:14:23,895
Oh, boy.
371
00:14:23,920 --> 00:14:25,106
Thank you, Meemaw.
372
00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:29,820
Well, you can go ahead and cancel that
appointment.
373
00:14:30,780 --> 00:14:31,780
Thank you.
374
00:14:32,380 --> 00:14:33,560
I'm gonna kill her.
375
00:14:34,060 --> 00:14:35,060
What's going on?
376
00:14:35,160 --> 00:14:39,200
My mother made Cece an appointment with a
new doctor, and she didn't even ask.
377
00:14:39,900 --> 00:14:40,900
What?
378
00:14:41,240 --> 00:14:42,146
Oh, no.
379
00:14:42,200 --> 00:14:43,200
I am furious.
380
00:14:43,680 --> 00:14:44,820
As you should be.
381
00:14:45,480 --> 00:14:46,800
You don't think I'm overreacting?
382
00:14:47,300 --> 00:14:48,300
Not at all.
383
00:14:48,500 --> 00:14:49,780
I agree with you.
384
00:14:50,340 --> 00:14:52,460
Sometimes I just don't understand what
she's thinking.
385
00:14:52,780 --> 00:14:53,920
Well, how could you?
386
00:14:54,180 --> 00:14:56,440
You two are just so different.
387
00:14:58,600 --> 00:14:59,800
Thank you.
388
00:15:02,920 --> 00:15:03,920
Toy.
389
00:15:04,040 --> 00:15:05,040
Toy.
390
00:15:06,780 --> 00:15:07,780
Taxidermy.
391
00:15:08,500 --> 00:15:09,500
Toy?
392
00:15:15,780 --> 00:15:16,780
Hi.
393
00:15:16,820 --> 00:15:18,840
My name is Teddy Ruxpin.
394
00:15:19,580 --> 00:15:21,180
Can you and I be friends?
395
00:15:22,540 --> 00:15:23,540
Nightmare.
396
00:15:23,940 --> 00:15:25,080
I'll start a new box.
397
00:15:25,700 --> 00:15:26,700
How's it going?
398
00:15:27,440 --> 00:15:28,520
What's he doing here?
399
00:15:28,780 --> 00:15:30,400
Meemaw's letting me organize everything.
400
00:15:31,240 --> 00:15:33,820
You're farming out your community surface
to my son?
401
00:15:33,960 --> 00:15:35,880
How about thanks for getting him to the
church?
402
00:15:36,960 --> 00:15:38,600
Come on, Sheldon.
We are going home.
403
00:15:38,780 --> 00:15:40,376
But I haven't even started on the hats
yet.
404
00:15:40,400 --> 00:15:41,636
There's so many different kinds.
405
00:15:41,660 --> 00:15:42,980
Baseball, cowboy, hard.
406
00:15:43,220 --> 00:15:44,220
Now!
407
00:15:48,910 --> 00:15:50,410
You are unbelievable.
408
00:15:50,530 --> 00:15:53,062
You think that the rules don't
apply to you and that when
409
00:15:53,063 --> 00:15:55,570
you get caught it just becomes
everybody else's problem.
410
00:15:55,890 --> 00:15:56,890
Oh, come on.
411
00:15:56,910 --> 00:15:58,810
He's sorting out a room full of junk.
412
00:15:58,930 --> 00:16:00,310
This is his Disneyland.
413
00:16:01,130 --> 00:16:02,130
What about Georgie?
414
00:16:02,410 --> 00:16:03,566
What about the gambling room?
415
00:16:03,590 --> 00:16:04,670
He could have gone to jail.
416
00:16:05,190 --> 00:16:06,125
I'm sorry.
417
00:16:06,150 --> 00:16:07,630
I'm such a disappointment.
418
00:16:07,655 --> 00:16:09,430
Yeah, me too.
419
00:16:15,510 --> 00:16:16,930
Meats a little dry, isn't it?
420
00:16:16,955 --> 00:16:18,690
No.
I like it like this.
421
00:16:19,450 --> 00:16:20,690
You don't think it's too salty?
422
00:16:20,870 --> 00:16:22,550
It's perfect.
I love your cooking.
423
00:16:24,090 --> 00:16:25,230
My mom made this.
424
00:16:26,590 --> 00:16:27,590
Oh.
425
00:16:27,850 --> 00:16:29,810
Well, now that you mention it,
it is a little dry.
426
00:16:30,870 --> 00:16:31,710
I made it.
427
00:16:31,810 --> 00:16:32,810
What are you doing to me?
428
00:16:33,530 --> 00:16:36,950
For the past couple of days you've been
agreeing with everything that I say.
429
00:16:37,496 --> 00:16:39,370
You're right.
- Stop it!
430
00:16:39,430 --> 00:16:40,430
I'm sorry.
431
00:16:40,890 --> 00:16:45,570
It was suggested to me that agreeing with
you is the key to a happy marriage.
432
00:16:45,690 --> 00:16:46,690
By my dad?
433
00:16:46,776 --> 00:16:47,896
I don't recall.
434
00:16:47,921 --> 00:16:48,803
Georgie?
435
00:16:48,870 --> 00:16:49,870
By your dad.
436
00:16:49,930 --> 00:16:52,150
Do my parents sound happy to you?
437
00:16:52,490 --> 00:16:53,851
I don't know.
They're still married.
438
00:16:54,670 --> 00:16:56,450
Well, I want us to be better than that.
439
00:16:56,870 --> 00:16:58,470
I agree.
- Well, cut it out.
440
00:16:58,510 --> 00:16:59,810
No, I meant that one.
441
00:17:01,450 --> 00:17:02,450
Okay.
442
00:17:02,770 --> 00:17:05,970
And if you want the truth, I think your
mom was right about the doctor.
443
00:17:06,323 --> 00:17:07,569
Excuse me?
444
00:17:07,610 --> 00:17:10,070
Our doctor rubbed alcohol on one arm and
gave C.C.
445
00:17:10,090 --> 00:17:11,630
the shot on the other arm.
446
00:17:12,456 --> 00:17:13,345
He did?
447
00:17:13,370 --> 00:17:14,370
He did.
448
00:17:14,550 --> 00:17:16,950
Look, your mom shouldn't have
made an appointment behind
449
00:17:16,951 --> 00:17:19,331
our backs, but our guy might
be ready for the glue factory.
450
00:17:19,530 --> 00:17:20,530
Maybe you're right.
451
00:17:21,530 --> 00:17:22,250
I'm confused.
452
00:17:22,290 --> 00:17:23,290
Do I like this or not?
453
00:17:31,160 --> 00:17:32,780
What are you doing here?
454
00:17:32,805 --> 00:17:33,680
Helping.
455
00:17:33,681 --> 00:17:36,020
I thought I was a disappointment.
456
00:17:36,560 --> 00:17:39,980
I could be disappointed with you and still
not want you to go to jail.
457
00:17:40,620 --> 00:17:42,220
Finished organizing the religious items.
458
00:17:42,260 --> 00:17:45,980
I separated them by New Testament Hocum,
Old Testament Hocum, and General Lonson's.
459
00:17:46,320 --> 00:17:49,840
Also, Sheldon couldn't sleep knowing that
the room was only half-organized.
460
00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:52,636
It's true. It's like my brain was
itchy and I couldn't scratch it.
461
00:17:52,660 --> 00:17:53,660
Very irritating.
462
00:17:53,720 --> 00:17:54,720
It was.
463
00:17:54,745 --> 00:17:55,400
Very.
464
00:17:55,820 --> 00:18:00,140
Well, I thank you both, but I should be
doing this myself.
465
00:18:00,620 --> 00:18:02,220
Yes, you should, but we're already here.
466
00:18:02,500 --> 00:18:04,256
Great.
I'm going to start on the books.
467
00:18:04,280 --> 00:18:07,560
I invented my own Dewey Decimal System,
but instead of decimals, I use fractions.
468
00:18:13,860 --> 00:18:15,760
Forty hours.
Not bad.
469
00:18:15,940 --> 00:18:19,020
It might have been forty-two, but I
rounded down.
470
00:18:19,760 --> 00:18:21,400
And you did all the work by yourself?
471
00:18:22,160 --> 00:18:23,160
Yes, ma'am.
472
00:18:23,860 --> 00:18:26,880
You know, I called your daughter to check
up on you.
473
00:18:27,340 --> 00:18:28,340
Oh.
474
00:18:29,040 --> 00:18:30,080
What'd she say?
475
00:18:30,081 --> 00:18:32,260
She said you worked your butt off.
476
00:18:32,760 --> 00:18:33,900
Well, there you go.
477
00:18:34,600 --> 00:18:35,600
All right, then.
478
00:18:36,040 --> 00:18:37,080
I'll see you next week.
479
00:18:40,580 --> 00:18:43,251
You know, you were pretty
rough on me the other day and
480
00:18:43,252 --> 00:18:46,220
I just want to let you know
that I appreciated that.
481
00:18:46,440 --> 00:18:47,440
You do?
482
00:18:47,600 --> 00:18:50,660
Well, I think it was the kick in the pants
that I needed.
483
00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:54,940
And since things are
going so well, I was
484
00:18:54,941 --> 00:18:57,520
wondering if you might
want to reduce my sentence.
485
00:19:00,760 --> 00:19:02,540
See you next week.
486
00:19:03,580 --> 00:19:04,700
Bye now.
487
00:19:06,680 --> 00:19:07,680
Bye.
488
00:19:11,380 --> 00:19:13,860
I heard you took Cece to Dr. Talanda?
489
00:19:14,880 --> 00:19:15,880
We did.
490
00:19:16,300 --> 00:19:17,720
And he was very good.
491
00:19:18,860 --> 00:19:19,860
Thank you.
492
00:19:19,900 --> 00:19:20,980
No need to thank me.
493
00:19:21,020 --> 00:19:22,940
I just want the best for my granddaughter.
494
00:19:23,260 --> 00:19:24,760
Well, that's what we all want.
495
00:19:27,060 --> 00:19:27,860
Funny thing.
496
00:19:27,861 --> 00:19:33,440
Um, Talanda said it's actually okay for
Cece to have her pacifier to sleep.
497
00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:35,720
Who's raising this baby, him or you?
498
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:36,880
We are.
499
00:19:36,940 --> 00:19:38,800
And I think we're doing a damn good job of
it.
500
00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:40,480
I was talking to my daughter.
501
00:19:41,440 --> 00:19:42,600
Oh, I love this commercial.
502
00:19:42,680 --> 00:19:43,940
The dog eats the cat food.
503
00:19:46,600 --> 00:19:48,420
Georgie can talk, okay?
504
00:19:48,421 --> 00:19:50,080
That's how our marriage works.
505
00:19:50,540 --> 00:19:54,560
Excuse me, are you implying my husband
isn't allowed to speak his mind?
506
00:19:54,940 --> 00:19:57,680
Well, if we're going to put cards on the
table, yeah.
507
00:19:58,840 --> 00:20:00,200
That isn't true.
508
00:20:00,680 --> 00:20:01,680
Tell him, Jim.
509
00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:04,281
Like he can say anything now that you put
him on the spot.
510
00:20:04,500 --> 00:20:05,940
He isn't on the spot.
511
00:20:05,980 --> 00:20:07,460
He is a grown man.
512
00:20:08,020 --> 00:20:09,020
Speak.
513
00:20:10,080 --> 00:20:11,440
Stop bossing him around.
514
00:20:11,560 --> 00:20:12,900
He will speak when he wants to.
515
00:20:12,925 --> 00:20:13,469
Oh, look.
516
00:20:13,500 --> 00:20:15,880
I've been married to the man for 35 years.
517
00:20:15,960 --> 00:20:16,680
I know what he wants.
518
00:20:16,740 --> 00:20:18,740
Maybe what he wants is for you to get off
his back.
519
00:20:19,100 --> 00:20:22,320
Look who's an expert on marriage after one
whole month.
520
00:20:25,920 --> 00:20:27,360
Is everybody ready to race?
521
00:20:27,750 --> 00:20:28,750
Yeah!
522
00:20:35,480 --> 00:20:36,970
A new amazing race.
523
00:20:37,130 --> 00:20:39,570
Wednesday at 9.37 Mountain on CTV.
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