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Hold the door
Hold the door!
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Sorry about that
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It's just it's my parents' anniversary
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and I want to get up
to the Rainbow Room
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before they do
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and my friend's moving a little slow
Come on, Grace!!
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She can't walk in heels
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She thinks she can
but she can't
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Ok
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These shoes!
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How's a woman supposed to
walk in these things?
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I blame "Sex in the City" for this
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I want it off
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- Come on, help me
- Oh, I'm-- Ahh!
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Could you just hold it
for one more second?
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I'd hold it, but you don't
want to get near her feet
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Hey, hey, hey
Wow, wow
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I asked you to hold it!
What's the matter with you?
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- What kind of person does that?
- Yeah. You really blew it
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If you'd been a nicer person
you could have had one of these
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More than that
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I once made out with
a stranger in an elevator
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But now you can forget about it
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You still got a pretty good shot
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Will's parents are
gonna love this cake, Kare
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Baker did such a good job
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I love the little scalloped edges
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Oh
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Those aren't scallops, honey
Those are Rosario's teeth marks
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I finally had to hold
her head like a can opener
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and let her go all the way around
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Made a cute pattern, though
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I hope there's someone
cute on the elevator
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I'd love a deep, committed
relationship for 30 floors or so
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Honey, we're not
taking that elevator
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But this is the only one
that goes up to the Rainbow Room
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Ubba dibba wubba
dubba dubba dah gah gagga!
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We're takin' the stairs
Come on!
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What are you talking about?
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Bad experience on that elevator
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Horrible!
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If my brain could still
send signals to my face
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you could see
the terror in my eyes
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Don't want to talk about it
Don't make me talk!
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It's like 65 floors up!
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I ain't walkin' that!
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Damn you!
why don't I have my own money?
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This matchbook isn't working
Maybe we should move to another table
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- No. It's fine
- But it's wiggling!
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Here
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What are you gonna
do with the other one?
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I used it already to wrap my gum in
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I'm sorry
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I just want everything to be perfect
you know, for when I give them their gift
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Are you sure about
this whole cruise idea?
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I mean, your parents can't stand
being in the same room together
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Now you want to lock
them on a boat for two weeks?
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Look, I know they've had
their problems in the past
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but, lately, things
have been different
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I'll believe it when I see it
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Oh! Oh, no, no. No
Stop. Stop
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We're in public
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Oh, and your child is watching!
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Hey!
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George, Marilyn
happy anniversary!
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Hey, hey, kiddo
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Give me a hug
Not too hard
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I got a little Korean trainer
who's mad at the world
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Can you believe that
your father's working out?
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I've got to keep up with you
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Look at her, will you?
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She's the same size
as the day I met her
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- Show me your stuff
- Come on. Get out
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Oh, we're going to check my wrap
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- If we're not back in five minutes...
- Don't you come lookin' for us
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You see?
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With the touching and the grabbing?
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Yeah
Wow
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The only way my mother
could get my father to do that is
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if she hid the remote
in her track suit
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Well, what do you think's
gotten into those two?
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It's pretty obvious, isn't it?
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My father must have ended
his affair with Tina
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You think?
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Oh...
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A married man
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ending his affair with his mistress
and going back to his wife
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What is more romantic than that?
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Now, tell me what you see
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- Be honest
- Ok
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Your left cheek is lifting nicely
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Ooh, your right one comes up to
meet it, a nice kiss in the middle
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Oh, yeah
Beautiful
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I give that ass an A-plus
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It's nice
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Uh, you may want to
give it a lower grade
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I don't want my ass
to get a big head
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Oh! Before we go up
can you just do it one more time?
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Honey, I said no
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I did it for you four times
before we left the house
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Please!
Just one more time
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All right
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Liza with a "Z"!
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Oh, by the way, Will
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that guy that just made
partner at my firm-- Brian
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He's gay
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Really?
The Canadian guy?
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Oh, jeez, that was
it-- Canadian
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He's gonna call ya anyway
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- Oh, Will, stop tickling me
- I'm not tickling you
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Oh, I'm so sorry, Grace
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My goodness
that's a thick stubble
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I thought that was George's leg
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Will was rushing me
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- I didn't have time to--
- Oh, don't apologize, darling
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I appreciate the feminist statement
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I went through that
myself in the sixties
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burned my bra and everything
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Just made me feel
hairy and saggy
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I think I rented that one:
When Hairy Met Saggy
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Help me
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Ok, I can't wait any longer
I've got to give you you present
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- Ok, close your eyes
- All right
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And... Open 'em
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Tada!
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Oh, sweetheart
you shouldn't have!
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- It's so beautiful
- We love it
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Guys...
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Open the envelope
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Oh! William, a cruise
Oh, golly, I can't believe it
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You're going to
the South Pacific
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This is fantastic
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I've always wanted to
go on a cruise
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and you know your mom likes
any excuse to take anti-nausea medication
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Oh, my God
Mar, look at this--
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Lou Ferrigno's doin' Give 'Em Hell
Harry in the Jubilee Theater
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Come on, Grace
Let's go tinkle
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Um, heh heh...
Marilyn, I'm a grown woman
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I think I know
when I have to tinkle
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I have to tinkle
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Eh?
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I don't know what to say
This is so-- so generous of you
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It's so thoughtful
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Makes me happy
to make you happy
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Well, you know
speaking of that
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h-how how
how booked is the cruise?
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What do you mean?
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Well, like, extra rooms
like if I, you know, if I kinda...
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If somebody extra
wanted to come along
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Like who?
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Well, like a buddy or some...
Don't make me say it
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Tina?!
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Are you actually asking me
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if you can bring your mistress
along on your anniversary cruise?
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You said you wanted me
to have fun
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Ok...
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- Only 20 more flights
- Hold on a second
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I gotta sit down for a minute
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You know, I'm not
as young as I used to be
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Although, I am younger
than I was ten years ago
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What are you complainin' about?
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I had to carry the cake
all the way up here
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Kehh!
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What cake?
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This cake!
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Oh, my God!
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- I must have set it down!
- Honey, honey, honey
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come here
Come here. Come here
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A little bit closer
Listen
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I'm too tired to slap you
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Bash your face against
my palm, would ya?
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I totally deserve that
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Now, think!
Where did you leave it?
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Ok, ok, ok....
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Wait a minute
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What floor were we on
when I pantsed you?
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The 21st floor
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Are you sure?
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Positive
'cause I remember thinking
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"Here I am on the 21st floor
with no pants on!"
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"Again...."
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Ok, well, then, that's it
Let's go. come on
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Let's go back down and get it
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Honey, why do I have to
go with you?
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Well, I sure as hell ain't
gonna pants myself
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What? Do you think I'm an idiot?
Let's go!
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Grace?
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What?
I'm busy
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Your mother's making me
wipe off some of my blush
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or, as she put it
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"I want to see the girl
under the clown."
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My father is still seeing Tina
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What?
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We're sitting at the table
We're talking about the cruise
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then all of a sudden, he's like
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"can I bring a buddy?"
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He wants to bring Tina!
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- So, what do you want me to do?
- Just... act normal
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Grace?
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Ok
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Time to send in the clown
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Oh, there you are, darling
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Could you ask Will
something for me?
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Sure
Anything
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How booked is that cruise?
'Cause I'd sort of like to bring a buddy
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Wow
Heh...
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Does--Does--Does George know
that you're having an affair?
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No! No
oh, please don't put it like that
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It sounds so tawdry
"Affair."
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Well, how would you put it?
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Well, let's see, um...
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I'm having a consensual
adult relalationship with a man
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who's not my husband
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And it's raunchy as hell
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My mother has a similar
relationship with pastrami
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His name is Tim, and oh...
He's a yoga instructor
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Oh, Lord, I have never...
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I've just never been
so in touch with my body and...
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And I enjoy classes, too
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Ok! O! K!
This has been fun
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You shared
I shared
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Well, I didn't really share
I'm gonna share now
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You're making me really
uncomfortable, so I gotta go
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Oh, no. No, no
Grace, please?
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I'm dying to talk to you
I can't talk to my friends
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They're so sophisticated and elegant
and you're, uh, you're, uh...
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Well, you're one of the people
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I just...
Oh, please
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Just ask me
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Ask me something kinky and
uh, personal about Tim, hmm?
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Ok...
Um...
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Come on
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Is... Tim...
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Short for "Timothy"?
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Tim's not short for anything
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You see?
And I thought I was being safe there
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How did this even...start?
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Well, let's see
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I was complaining to George
that he was never at home
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and he said
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"well, get a hobby."
So I did
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And then when I turned out that
my tennis pro was homosexual
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I got another hobby
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- Forgot the cake
- Afraid of an elevator
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- Forgot the cake
- Afraid of an elevator
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- Cake forgetter!
- Elevator afraider!
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My feet are killing me
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If I knew we were gonna
do all this walking
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I would've worn flats
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Yeah?
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Well, if I'd known we were
gonna do all this walking
252
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I would've saddled up Rosario
like when we go to Greece
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There's your damn cake!
254
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Now we have to
walk all the way back up
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This is so stupid!
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00:12:40,030 --> 00:12:42,699
Whatever made you afraid of
an elevator anyway?
257
00:12:43,897 --> 00:12:46,043
I'll never forget it
258
00:12:48,394 --> 00:12:52,196
My fellow office workers and
I were heading down to lunch
259
00:12:52,709 --> 00:12:54,105
and, suddenly...
260
00:12:54,765 --> 00:12:57,619
The lights went out
the elevator dropped, and...
261
00:12:58,358 --> 00:13:02,278
Dennis Hopper said he would kill
us all if his demands weren't met
262
00:13:05,890 --> 00:13:09,439
I thank God Keanu Reeves
was there to get us out
263
00:13:11,681 --> 00:13:15,924
Karen, that wasn't you
That was the opening scene of Speed
264
00:13:16,280 --> 00:13:16,802
Oh
265
00:13:17,445 --> 00:13:20,054
You know, that movie was
not at all what was advertised
266
00:13:20,054 --> 00:13:21,583
You think you're going to
see a feel-good movie
267
00:13:21,583 --> 00:13:22,649
about amphetamines
268
00:13:22,649 --> 00:13:24,468
and, suddenly
you're on a bus?
269
00:13:24,468 --> 00:13:25,798
Wh--?
270
00:13:28,845 --> 00:13:29,721
Wait
271
00:13:29,721 --> 00:13:32,165
So you're not afraid of elevators?
272
00:13:32,631 --> 00:13:34,252
Guess not
273
00:13:36,039 --> 00:13:39,176
So we walked all the way
down the stairs for nothing?
274
00:13:39,176 --> 00:13:41,652
Guess so
Heh heh...
275
00:13:42,265 --> 00:13:45,545
I can't believe this
I feel like such an idiot!
276
00:13:47,174 --> 00:13:48,747
Well...
277
00:13:49,005 --> 00:13:51,452
- We better start up again
- I'll lead the way
278
00:14:00,587 --> 00:14:01,665
What?
279
00:14:02,598 --> 00:14:04,401
You brought me here
280
00:14:05,238 --> 00:14:07,451
I know
I'm stalling for time
281
00:14:07,451 --> 00:14:09,823
I have something to tell you
and it's really hard
282
00:14:09,823 --> 00:14:13,709
- Well, ease into it, then
- Your mother's having an affair
283
00:14:14,739 --> 00:14:17,252
And where was
the easing into that?
284
00:14:17,656 --> 00:14:19,900
- She is, Will
- She is not
285
00:14:19,900 --> 00:14:21,281
What were her exact words?
286
00:14:21,281 --> 00:14:23,718
- "Can I bring a buddy?"
- Oh, my God, she's having an affair
287
00:14:24,866 --> 00:14:26,316
Who is it? What?
Her tennis pro?
288
00:14:26,316 --> 00:14:27,252
No
He's gay
289
00:14:27,252 --> 00:14:29,313
Peter?
Really?
290
00:14:30,634 --> 00:14:32,839
So, who is it?
291
00:14:33,134 --> 00:14:38,165
Her yoga instructor-- Tim
who isn't short for anything
292
00:14:39,001 --> 00:14:40,515
Fantastic
293
00:14:40,515 --> 00:14:42,559
Everybody's cheating on everybody!
294
00:14:42,559 --> 00:14:45,524
Suddenly, my parents are Fleetwood Mac (�ø�Ʈ���
��: ������ ��� ��ü�� �� ������ ���罺 ���)
295
00:14:47,152 --> 00:14:48,637
What am I gonna do about this?
296
00:14:48,637 --> 00:14:50,511
You're not gonna do anything
297
00:14:50,511 --> 00:14:51,896
They're fine
298
00:14:51,896 --> 00:14:53,203
They each have someone now
299
00:14:53,203 --> 00:14:56,899
They're even
so just leave it alone
300
00:14:56,899 --> 00:14:58,836
It's like a scab
Don't pick at it
301
00:14:58,836 --> 00:15:01,214
Oh, what are you talking about?
You always pick at scabs
302
00:15:01,214 --> 00:15:03,989
You scratch yourself just
so you'll have a scab to pick at
303
00:15:04,636 --> 00:15:06,084
I have changed
I've learned
304
00:15:06,084 --> 00:15:06,638
Please
305
00:15:06,638 --> 00:15:09,436
We've never changed or
learned anything in our lives
306
00:15:10,068 --> 00:15:13,537
Will, I'm telling you and I'm not
saying that I understand it
307
00:15:13,537 --> 00:15:16,987
But this is what works
for your family
308
00:15:18,091 --> 00:15:20,338
And, just look at them
309
00:15:23,420 --> 00:15:25,393
They do look pretty happy
310
00:15:25,744 --> 00:15:27,430
They are happy
311
00:15:28,751 --> 00:15:31,328
Ok, but I'm not
comfortable with this
312
00:15:31,328 --> 00:15:34,062
Then, again, I'm not comfortable
with Jim Carrey in dramatic roles
313
00:15:34,062 --> 00:15:35,592
but...
314
00:15:37,101 --> 00:15:40,365
I guess that's just one more thing
I'm gonna have to get used to
315
00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:44,678
Whoo!
Oh, boy. Oh!
316
00:15:51,657 --> 00:15:53,357
- Hi, you guys
- Hey
317
00:15:53,357 --> 00:15:54,658
Where have you guys been?
318
00:15:54,658 --> 00:15:57,154
We were expecting you to
be here, like, an hour ago
319
00:15:58,038 --> 00:16:00,553
Ahh... Well...
The first time
320
00:16:00,553 --> 00:16:03,491
we took the stairs 'cause
Karen was afraid of the elevators--
321
00:16:03,491 --> 00:16:04,633
Ha!
322
00:16:04,633 --> 00:16:08,444
And then the second time
we took the stairs because...
323
00:16:08,967 --> 00:16:09,749
Oh!
324
00:16:14,892 --> 00:16:17,335
This cruise is unbelievable
325
00:16:17,335 --> 00:16:20,342
You can have lunch
any time of the day
326
00:16:20,342 --> 00:16:21,725
I guess I can do that anyway
327
00:16:21,725 --> 00:16:24,914
but for some reason
it's more exciting on a boat
328
00:16:25,348 --> 00:16:28,500
And there is so much to do
Oh, look at that
329
00:16:28,500 --> 00:16:31,909
Ice-skating lessons
with Michelle Kwan
330
00:16:33,849 --> 00:16:34,954
To be fair
331
00:16:34,954 --> 00:16:39,015
when he bought the tickets
that seemed like a much bigger deal
332
00:16:43,579 --> 00:16:46,352
Hey, they've got
a driving range on this boat
333
00:16:46,769 --> 00:16:48,007
You know
334
00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:53,774
I just may grab my balls and my club
and sneak off and play a little
335
00:16:55,442 --> 00:16:56,194
All right
336
00:16:56,194 --> 00:16:57,942
Well, while you're
sneaking off doing that
337
00:16:57,942 --> 00:17:00,069
maybe I'll just sneak off and um...
338
00:17:00,069 --> 00:17:02,556
Do a little yoga
339
00:17:04,756 --> 00:17:06,448
Why don't you two just say
what's really going on?
340
00:17:06,448 --> 00:17:07,490
Scab
341
00:17:09,221 --> 00:17:10,349
You're still seeing Tina
342
00:17:10,349 --> 00:17:11,714
and you're seeing
some guy named Tim
343
00:17:11,714 --> 00:17:14,265
And it's been picked
344
00:17:14,265 --> 00:17:16,350
Tim?
What's a Tim?
345
00:17:16,350 --> 00:17:18,706
You're having an affair
with a guy named Tim?
346
00:17:18,706 --> 00:17:21,176
What does he wear, a propeller hat?
347
00:17:23,299 --> 00:17:25,422
Well, I wouldn't call
it an affair, exactly
348
00:17:25,422 --> 00:17:29,704
It's really just
uh, it's kind of a--
349
00:17:29,704 --> 00:17:32,170
Oh, the hell with it
It is an affair
350
00:17:32,170 --> 00:17:34,467
All right, I said it!
It's an affair!
351
00:17:34,467 --> 00:17:35,474
I don't believe
what I'm hearing
352
00:17:35,474 --> 00:17:37,590
Did you hear what--
You want-- Am I supposed to--
353
00:17:37,590 --> 00:17:39,445
I can't even finish a thought
354
00:17:39,445 --> 00:17:41,422
Happy anniversary!
355
00:17:41,422 --> 00:17:46,585
Happy anniversary~
Happy anniversary~
356
00:17:46,585 --> 00:17:48,470
Would you get
the hell outta here?
357
00:17:50,127 --> 00:17:51,253
No!
358
00:17:51,253 --> 00:17:53,934
We hauled this cake up
80 flights of stairs!
359
00:17:53,934 --> 00:17:57,611
It has our blood, sweat
and tears in it, literally
360
00:17:58,229 --> 00:18:01,279
Now, you're gonna eat the cake
and you're gonna like the cake!
361
00:18:01,279 --> 00:18:02,178
Yeah
362
00:18:02,178 --> 00:18:04,721
We're exhausted
and we're not going anywhere
363
00:18:04,721 --> 00:18:06,776
Hey, look, the bar's open
and a homo
364
00:18:06,776 --> 00:18:08,353
See ya
365
00:18:18,077 --> 00:18:20,177
I'm gonna leave
you two to talk about this
366
00:18:20,177 --> 00:18:23,057
Come on, Grace
We'll wait over here
367
00:18:23,057 --> 00:18:25,199
But the cake's that way
368
00:18:35,644 --> 00:18:37,817
Oh, my God
They're holding hands
369
00:18:38,610 --> 00:18:41,173
This could turn out to
be a good anniversary after all
370
00:18:41,173 --> 00:18:43,711
You know, they talk it out
clear the air
371
00:18:43,711 --> 00:18:46,917
maybe discover some of the things
they loved about each other to begin with
372
00:18:47,415 --> 00:18:50,350
This cruise could be like
a second honeymoon, you know?
373
00:18:50,350 --> 00:18:53,677
Unlike the first, she won't be
pregnant with my stupid brother
374
00:18:55,995 --> 00:18:59,916
- Oh, darling, hello
- So, uh... Well?
375
00:19:01,106 --> 00:19:02,575
Well, we talked it out
376
00:19:02,575 --> 00:19:03,363
Great
377
00:19:03,363 --> 00:19:06,938
And I think for the first time
in a really long time
378
00:19:06,938 --> 00:19:08,991
we really heard each other
379
00:19:08,991 --> 00:19:10,611
I'm so glad
380
00:19:10,611 --> 00:19:12,984
- And we're separating
- What?
381
00:19:12,984 --> 00:19:15,121
We think it's for the best, darling
382
00:19:15,121 --> 00:19:16,625
I'm so sorry, kiddo
383
00:19:16,625 --> 00:19:20,146
I mean, you planned
this nice dinner
384
00:19:20,146 --> 00:19:22,006
and you spent all
that money on the cruise
385
00:19:22,006 --> 00:19:24,249
I don't care about the cruise
386
00:19:24,249 --> 00:19:26,417
Look, I don't want you to do this
Please don't do this
387
00:19:26,417 --> 00:19:28,121
You should not do this
388
00:19:29,740 --> 00:19:31,886
You're doing this
389
00:19:40,969 --> 00:19:43,869
Oh, Grace
I found this under the table leg
390
00:19:43,869 --> 00:19:46,291
I think it's yours
391
00:19:54,244 --> 00:19:57,469
Well, sweetie, looks like
you and I are goin' on a cruise--
392
00:19:57,469 --> 00:19:58,991
Sun, sand
393
00:19:58,991 --> 00:19:59,359
Oh, look
394
00:19:59,359 --> 00:20:02,977
Wednesday night in the Horizon Room
Sinbad's appearing in Man of La Mancha
395
00:20:03,746 --> 00:20:05,100
You know
this can actually be great
396
00:20:05,100 --> 00:20:06,601
We could use a fun vacation
397
00:20:06,601 --> 00:20:08,829
I'll put on my Greek fisherman's cap
398
00:20:08,829 --> 00:20:10,466
and you'll make me take it off
399
00:20:10,466 --> 00:20:14,324
and you know I love any excuse
to take anti-nausea medication
400
00:20:14,324 --> 00:20:15,979
This is gonna be fantastic
401
00:20:15,979 --> 00:20:17,979
- Will...
- I know
402
00:20:18,684 --> 00:20:21,233
Come on, Jack
We should go
403
00:20:22,189 --> 00:20:23,668
Yeah
404
00:20:24,051 --> 00:20:26,152
but let's stretch first
We got a long walk down
405
00:20:26,152 --> 00:20:28,081
Yeah
Ooh!
406
00:20:35,486 --> 00:20:36,573
Come on
407
00:20:37,640 --> 00:20:38,872
Dig in
408
00:20:39,301 --> 00:20:42,076
Obviously, I'm not gonna
be able to finish this on my own
409
00:20:42,693 --> 00:20:44,928
Oh, who are you kidding?
410
00:20:46,511 --> 00:20:48,895
Ah, is it ridiculous
to go on this cruise?
411
00:20:48,895 --> 00:20:52,373
Do I really want to mope around
being the saddest one on the boat?
412
00:20:52,703 --> 00:20:53,900
Oh, sweetie
413
00:20:54,310 --> 00:20:56,262
You're not gonna be
the saddest one there
414
00:20:56,262 --> 00:20:56,983
What?
415
00:20:57,332 --> 00:20:58,706
Oh, right
416
00:20:59,031 --> 00:21:01,144
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