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Where is Ray?
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We'll be late for T-ball,
come on.
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Listen, honey,
we're going to the park, see?
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So you need your pants.
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Yes.
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♪ Take me out for some T-ball
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♪ Take me out for some fun
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♪ It's just like baseball
but you hit off a tee ♪
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♪ It's all little kids
so there's no injury ♪
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Huh! Rhymes, come on. Huh?
Let's go. Are you ready?
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No, because every time
I turn around
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this one takes his clothes off.
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You're supposed to dress them
different anyway, alright?
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They have to have
their own identity.
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Okay, so he'll be
Michael the naked one.
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Come on, Ally, you ready,
you ready for T-ball?
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- Yeah, I guess so.
- You guess so?
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Come on, it's your first game.
Come on, pump it up.
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She's plenty pumped up.
She slept in her uniform.
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Yeah! Alright, come on,
let's see that swing here.
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Oh, beautiful cut!
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- Not in the house.
- Not in the house!
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- Here's the baseball.
- Yeah.
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- I want the baseball.
- Not in the house.
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You sound like my mom. Sorry.
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You know, Ray,
when we signed up for T-ball
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you promised me that
you'd be home early from work
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so you could help me and I had
to get everything ready.
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I had to get them dressed.
I had to get the team snack.
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Everything.
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- I had to write that song.
- Yeah, right.
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And you didn't hear
the next verse.
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♪ My wife Debra is so nice
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♪ She is real pretty too
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Ally, I'm going to need
that bat.
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♪ She sexy she's skinny
her breath is real good ♪
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♪ We don't have as much sex
as we should ♪
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Hi, I'm Ray,
and I live here in Long Island
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with my wife, Debra
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my six-year-old-daughter
and twin two-year-old-boys.
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My parents...
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...live across the street.
That's right.
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And my brother lives with 'em.
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Now, not every family
would defy gravity for you
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but mine would because...
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Everybody loves Raymond.
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Hey, you didn't, uh...
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Look how cute they are.
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- Hm, yeah. Oh! Good catch!
- Yay!
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Say, you got a Gold Glover
out there, Raymond.
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- Yeah. She's like a boy, huh?
- Yeah, only smarter.
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Hey! Hey! Ally tagged him out!
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What's he still doing out there?
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Hey, kid! Sit down! You're out!
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No, Dad, he's not out, okay?
Nobody's out.
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Those are the rules. It's okay.
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Don't cry, little boy.
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- That's stupid. How do you win?
- You don't win, okay.
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It's not like
when we played Little League.
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This-this teaches them
the skills without the pressure.
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And humiliation.
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You know what you should do,
Raymond?
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You're a big sports columnist
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you should do a column
on T-ball for Newsday.
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Yeah, sure,
right after my article
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on running through
the sprinkler.
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Well, it-it's better than
just sports.
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It's about families
spending time together.
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You'd be writing about something
you love.
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- Hi. Hi. Are you... Ray?
- Yeah. Yeah.
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- Bryan Trenberth.
- Hey.
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I just wanted to make sure
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you remembered the team snack.
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
We took care of it.
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Well, it is almost
the fourth inning.
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Yeah.
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I think it's a good idea to have
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each snack item laid out
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by the top of the fourth inning.
Don't you?
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I think it's a good idea.
I think that's best.
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Okay. Alright.
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Deb, we're supposed to
put the snacks out now.
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Oh, okay. Marie, can you take
the boys over to the sandbox?
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Oh, make sure Michael
keeps his clothes on, okay?
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Oh, yeah. The sand,
that gets irritating.
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- I can help you, Debra, is it?
- Yes.
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- Yes. You know what, Debra?
- What?
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I think it'd be a good idea
if we, we laid
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everything out right now.
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This is everything.
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I'm sorry.
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Uh.. I'm confused.
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Honey, how's the snack
situation?
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Well, here's the concern.
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All we seem to have today
are pretzels.
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And Hawaiian Punch.
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Oh, God.
Got some things in the car.
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Excuse me, but I don't see
what the big deal is.
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We're supposed to bring a snack,
and pretzels are a snack, right?
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Does say "Snack"
right on the box there.
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Yes, it does, but I believe
I sent you a printout.
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And it says, "A healthy team
snack will be provided
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by parents
on a rotating basis."
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And here's you, and here's
the approved snack list
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and... no pretzels.
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It doesn't say "No pretzels."
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I'm sorry.
Maybe you misunderstood me.
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There are no pretzels
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on the list of approved snacks.
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He's right. He's right.
There are no pretzels there.
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Well, I never saw the list.
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Well, I sent you an orientation
pack. A big blue folder?
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Okay, we're sorry here,
we're very sorry.
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Now, wait a minute.
We're not that sorry.
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I mean, come on, it's a snack.
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Okay, I mean, it's no big deal.
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There's no reason
to almost yell.
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I'm not almost yelling.
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Look, I'm juggling three kids
under seven.
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I don't have time to cater
a T-ball game.
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I'm sorry, but you do seem to be
getting quite upset
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over what should be
a minor issue.
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Excuse me, but you're the one
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who's freaking out
over a box of pretzels.
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Oh, Deb, nobody's freaking, alright?
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It's your first game,
you didn't know what to bring
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and you took a shot
with the pretzels.
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Here we go!
Apples, trail mix, and kiwis.
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- Oh.
- Oh, that's good. Good.
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Good idea. Kiwis.
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- Look, it's fuzzy.
- Stop it, Ray.
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It's a very good job, Lisa.
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And since we ended up
doing the snacks this week, uh
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Debra and Ray will just take
our spot next week, okay?
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- Okay. Alright, we'll do that.
- No. Wait. No. That's not okay.
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Okay, this is not about giving
the kids something to eat.
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This is about some uptight guy
on a power trip.
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You know what, Bryan?
Our snack is pretzels.
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Well, I'm sorry.
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Maybe you're not
the kind of people
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we should be sharing
the T-ball experience with.
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- No.
- Excuse me.
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- What did you say?
- No. We're good people.
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No, we'll do it.
We'll bring the snack.
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- Ray?
- What? I just...
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Alright. I'm sorry about this.
We'll take care of all this.
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I hope so,
I mean, after all,
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we're here for the children, right?
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Will you look at that?
Will you just look at that?
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Now, where's that child's
parents?
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Yeah, listen.
I got another snack list.
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And I think
if we just bring, like
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like carrots and celery
next week
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then everybody'll be happy.
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Except the kids.
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We're not bringing anything.
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No, no, look, look. You won't
have to do anything, okay?
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We'll get the, we'll get the bag
with the carrots and celery
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already cut up and washed.
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And I think they even throw
radishes in there.
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Oh, wait. Yeah,
radishes aren't in the list.
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Maybe we...
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We are not bringing a snack.
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That was the list.
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I can't ask Bryan
for a third list.
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Why do you care
about that pompous little ass?
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Okay, he's not
your type of person. Okay.
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But there's no reason to yell
at him. He's just doing his job.
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Snacks at T-ball is not his job.
He's an optician.
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Exactly why you shouldn't yell
at him. It-it's volunteer work.
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I cannot believe
that you took his side.
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Well, he has a point. I mean,
pretzels weren't on the list.
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Ray! I don't care if I put out
a bowl of rocks today, okay?
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We are married! If somebody
talks to your wife that way
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you're supposed to support her.
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What if the wife is
almost yelling?
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I was standing up for myself.
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Yeah.
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- Why do you do that?
- Oh!
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I.. It's like when I was a kid
and I'd be with my parents
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and they'd get in these
shouting matches.
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And not just with each other,
with regular people.
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We'd be out, and-and they'd yell
at the salesman
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or the waiter
or the tollbooth guy
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and the, the cars behind us
are honking
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and my father's screaming,
"Pennies are money."
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And, and the guy in the truck
behind us gets out and...
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Ray, Ray, I'm sorry
about your whole life...
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but I'm not gonna let that guy
intimidate me.
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Oh! Don't make a thing.
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You know, Ray, why do you need
everybody to like you?
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What?
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You know, you can never
make a scene
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about anything,
because God forbid
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somebody doesn't like you.
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Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
So I'm likable. Okay.
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Isn't that why you like me?
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I love you,
I have to like you.
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Next week, when we show up
without a snack
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could you please back me up?
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Okay, if it means
that much to you.
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Or we could just quit T-ball.
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It's not like Ally's gonna turn
pro or anything, huh?
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You are unbelievable.
Why can't you just say...
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Hi, Bryan Trenberth, I don't
care if you like me or not
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but we didn't bring a snack
this week
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because my wife
is as busy as hell
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and she brought a perfectly fine
snack last week
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and if it's not
on your stupid list
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"Uh, I'm sorry,
but that's your problem. "
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I don't really talk like that.
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Yeah. That's too bad.
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Hey, you know what everybody's
gonna call us, don't you?
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"Mr. and Mrs. Pretzel."
Yeah. Get ready.
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Hey, come on.
Let's get to the game.
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Oh, you're coming again? Great.
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Listen, you know that "Nobody
wins, everybody has fun" crap?
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That ends today.
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I'm keeping score.
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Dad, no,
it's not about the score.
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Then why the hell bother?
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Because it's family fun!
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Stop. Put it away, alright?
I got enough trouble.
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What are you so worried about?
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That little weenie with the
clipboard?
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We had guys like that in Korea.
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Second lieutenants.
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College guys.
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Platoons hated their guts.
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You know what happened to them?
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You know what friendly fire is?
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Well, sometimes
it wasn't so friendly.
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They killed their own guys.
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Not always.
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Sometimes they'd just
send them back to college.
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To the ones
without a lot of steps.
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So your advice to me is I should
shoot Bryan Trenberth
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over a box of pretzels
at a kids' T-ball game.
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- Oh, right. The kids.
- Yeah.
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You know, dad, you're not
obligated to come to these games
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or talk to me.
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All I'm saying is, you don't let
people push you around.
243
00:12:50,291 --> 00:12:53,033
Unless you want your children
to think their father is...
244
00:13:00,867 --> 00:13:03,043
How great would it be
if you just took off.
245
00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:08,004
Dad, are we going?
246
00:13:08,004 --> 00:13:10,485
Mom wants to know how long you
are gonna leave us in the car.
247
00:13:12,487 --> 00:13:14,271
Look, tell your brother,
have you ever seen me
248
00:13:14,271 --> 00:13:15,533
back down from anybody?
249
00:13:15,533 --> 00:13:17,231
No, sir. "Pennies are money."
250
00:13:19,146 --> 00:13:21,670
Dad wants me to murder
Bryan Trenberth.
251
00:13:21,670 --> 00:13:23,193
No, don't.
252
00:13:25,413 --> 00:13:28,503
Bryan's a great guy.
Very organized.
253
00:13:28,503 --> 00:13:31,114
He's getting me some sunglasses.
254
00:13:31,114 --> 00:13:33,508
Yeah. I know. He's a good guy.
255
00:13:33,508 --> 00:13:37,164
Debra's all, "We're not bringing
a snack. We brought a snack. "
256
00:13:37,164 --> 00:13:42,473
Yeah. Well, I'm bringing
a snack, and a good one.
257
00:13:42,473 --> 00:13:46,390
Wait. Wait-wait-wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
258
00:13:46,390 --> 00:13:51,134
The clipboard weenie guy
tells you to bring a snack.
259
00:13:51,134 --> 00:13:54,877
Your wife tells you
not to bring a snack.
260
00:13:54,877 --> 00:13:57,010
And you're bringing a snack.
261
00:13:58,663 --> 00:14:00,622
Fire in the hole!
262
00:14:12,547 --> 00:14:15,071
Yeah. Yeah-yeah-yeah,
I saw that. I saw that.
263
00:14:17,769 --> 00:14:21,251
Yeah. Yeah. No chance of one
of you diving on that, is there?
264
00:14:26,082 --> 00:14:27,910
Listen, it's our turn
to bring a snack.
265
00:14:27,910 --> 00:14:29,781
I think I'm doing
the right thing here.
266
00:14:29,781 --> 00:14:31,609
Okay? Debra will see that.
267
00:14:31,609 --> 00:14:33,394
Oh, yeah. She'll see that.
268
00:14:35,918 --> 00:14:39,008
Come on, Dad, let's get a good
seat. I want to see that, too.
269
00:14:46,276 --> 00:14:49,714
Psst! You want to know
what the score is?
270
00:14:49,714 --> 00:14:52,239
- Dad.
- 57-to-48.
271
00:14:52,239 --> 00:14:54,458
Stop it.
272
00:14:54,458 --> 00:14:57,635
- Who's winning?
- They are.
273
00:14:57,635 --> 00:15:00,508
And you can thank weenie's kid.
He's got six errors.
274
00:15:00,508 --> 00:15:02,205
Yeah. Okay, Dad.
275
00:15:02,205 --> 00:15:04,512
It's like having Venus de Milo
in right field.
276
00:15:06,079 --> 00:15:07,776
He's five.
277
00:15:07,776 --> 00:15:09,647
Man, if we could just trade him.
278
00:15:11,649 --> 00:15:14,391
Look, look at him
trying not to look at us.
279
00:15:14,391 --> 00:15:17,612
Will you just take it easy?
He's allowed to look, okay?
280
00:15:17,612 --> 00:15:20,093
Well, try being nice.
281
00:15:20,093 --> 00:15:22,530
Yeah. Yeah.
Just come on down here.
282
00:15:22,530 --> 00:15:24,227
Just say one word to me.
283
00:15:26,838 --> 00:15:29,537
- Take it easy.
- Why don't you blow him a kiss?
284
00:15:31,321 --> 00:15:35,151
Oh! Where're you throwing
that ball? Come on!
285
00:15:35,151 --> 00:15:37,371
Have an idea out there!
286
00:15:42,202 --> 00:15:44,204
Dad, others...
287
00:15:46,380 --> 00:15:48,643
Michael's naked.
288
00:15:48,643 --> 00:15:50,297
Oh, no, Deb, you want to see
289
00:15:50,297 --> 00:15:51,689
if maybe you can help my mom
a little bit?
290
00:15:51,689 --> 00:15:53,561
Yeah. Oh, look at her,
she's stuck.
291
00:15:53,561 --> 00:15:55,824
Who wears high heels
in a sandbox?
292
00:16:00,263 --> 00:16:03,788
- Bryan... come here.
- What are you doing?
293
00:16:03,788 --> 00:16:06,182
Shh! Come here.
Come here. Come here.
294
00:16:08,489 --> 00:16:10,056
Hi, Ray.
295
00:16:11,753 --> 00:16:13,015
Snack.
296
00:16:13,015 --> 00:16:15,104
- What?
- Snack, snack. I got the snack.
297
00:16:17,106 --> 00:16:19,369
Oh! Oh, oh, oh!
That's very nice.
298
00:16:19,369 --> 00:16:21,502
Uh, why are you whispering?
299
00:16:21,502 --> 00:16:23,330
Because it's-it's,
it's real good.
300
00:16:23,330 --> 00:16:26,942
I don't want
the kids mobbing us, okay, so...
301
00:16:26,942 --> 00:16:28,770
- Go get it.
- Eh, what?
302
00:16:28,770 --> 00:16:30,641
Get it. Under the bleachers.
The gym bag.
303
00:16:30,641 --> 00:16:32,992
Oh. Oh!
Oh, okay.
304
00:16:36,038 --> 00:16:38,954
- He hid it under the bleachers.
- Gutsy move.
305
00:16:40,695 --> 00:16:44,046
Oh! This looks very good.
306
00:16:44,046 --> 00:16:46,179
Yeah. It's good. It's good.
It's all very good. Okay?
307
00:16:46,179 --> 00:16:48,398
So go set it up.
Set it up over there.
308
00:16:48,398 --> 00:16:50,183
And you take
all the credit.
309
00:16:50,183 --> 00:16:51,836
Oh! No! No!
310
00:16:51,836 --> 00:16:53,795
It looks like you went
to a lot of trouble here.
311
00:16:53,795 --> 00:16:56,102
Look at...
Oh! Tangerines...
312
00:16:56,102 --> 00:16:59,496
Breadsticks, string cheese,
Granola Bars...
313
00:16:59,496 --> 00:17:01,803
Don't count it, man.
It's all there.
314
00:17:11,421 --> 00:17:13,336
This is everything on the list.
315
00:17:13,336 --> 00:17:17,123
Yeah. So take it.
Take it away.
316
00:17:17,123 --> 00:17:19,821
Go. Good. It's everything.
Good. Everybody's happy now.
317
00:17:19,821 --> 00:17:21,475
Here comes Debra.
318
00:17:28,177 --> 00:17:30,049
Michael thinks
it's a nude beach.
319
00:17:31,572 --> 00:17:33,226
- Hi, Bryan.
- Hi, Debra.
320
00:17:33,226 --> 00:17:36,098
I just have to say,
this is really wonderful.
321
00:17:36,098 --> 00:17:37,621
- What is?
- The snack.
322
00:17:37,621 --> 00:17:39,449
They got a really good snack
this week. Okay.
323
00:17:39,449 --> 00:17:42,322
- Hey, that's good for you.
- What, is he rubbing it in?
324
00:17:42,322 --> 00:17:45,803
- Debra, come on.
- I'm sorry. Rubbing what in?
325
00:17:45,803 --> 00:17:47,066
Oh, that you found someone
326
00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:49,459
to bring
a list-approved snack this week.
327
00:17:49,459 --> 00:17:51,200
The point's not
who brought it, right?
328
00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:52,767
It's that it's here
for the kids.
329
00:17:52,767 --> 00:17:54,769
Isn't that it?
Isn't it all about the kids?
330
00:17:54,769 --> 00:17:58,860
- All about the kids.
- That won't save him.
331
00:17:58,860 --> 00:18:00,992
That's what I'm trying to say, Ray.
332
00:18:00,992 --> 00:18:02,646
And I just want to thank you
and Debra.
333
00:18:02,646 --> 00:18:04,387
Okay. It's okay.
It's alright. Thanks.
334
00:18:04,387 --> 00:18:07,303
- Thank us for what?
- Debra, come on, just drop it.
335
00:18:07,303 --> 00:18:11,655
Bryan Trenberth does not let
a good deed go unnoticed.
336
00:18:11,655 --> 00:18:13,309
Please do.
337
00:18:15,616 --> 00:18:17,531
- Ray, what is he talking about?
- Nothing.
338
00:18:17,531 --> 00:18:20,795
I'm talking about
the beautiful snack today.
339
00:18:20,795 --> 00:18:23,145
- We didn't bring a snack.
- Ray just gave it to me.
340
00:18:23,145 --> 00:18:26,453
Will you shut up
about the snack?
341
00:18:26,453 --> 00:18:30,065
Alright. Just shut up about
the stupid, freaking snack!
342
00:18:30,065 --> 00:18:34,156
Here! Here! Here!
You want the snack. Here.
343
00:18:34,156 --> 00:18:36,811
Take it. Take all of it!
Here. Here!
344
00:18:36,811 --> 00:18:39,161
Are these healthy enough
for you?
345
00:18:39,161 --> 00:18:43,513
Plantains! You couldn't just put
bananas on the list, huh? Huh?
346
00:18:43,513 --> 00:18:46,908
I ate two of these before I
found out you got to cook them!
347
00:18:51,042 --> 00:18:53,349
- I'm sorry. I, uh...
- What? What? What?
348
00:18:53,349 --> 00:18:55,395
You don't wanna share T-ball
with me? Well, guess what?
349
00:18:55,395 --> 00:18:59,355
I don't want to share T-ball
with you, Bryan.
350
00:18:59,355 --> 00:19:01,444
Oh, by the way,
your kid's costing us
351
00:19:01,444 --> 00:19:04,012
the game out there, okay?
Yeah, yeah, that's right.
352
00:19:04,012 --> 00:19:07,581
I'm keeping score.
Ooh! Bad!
353
00:19:07,581 --> 00:19:09,757
I'm keeping score,
and we're losing
354
00:19:09,757 --> 00:19:13,500
because your kid's out there
eating grasshoppers. Okay?
355
00:19:13,500 --> 00:19:17,417
I don't think
that's an approved snack!
356
00:19:48,796 --> 00:19:51,059
S-sorry, Bryan.
357
00:19:55,542 --> 00:19:57,761
You don't have to do snacks anymore.
358
00:20:08,294 --> 00:20:11,253
I don't know
what happened out there.
359
00:20:11,253 --> 00:20:14,517
You can watch it all later.
Greenberg's got it all on video.
360
00:20:16,519 --> 00:20:20,958
- "Too hot for T-ball."
- Yeah. Alright.
361
00:20:20,958 --> 00:20:23,874
Sorry, sorry you had to
see that.
362
00:20:23,874 --> 00:20:27,965
Oh, you know, I was proud
and ashamed at the same time.
363
00:20:30,403 --> 00:20:33,449
Well, one thing
you don't have to worry about.
364
00:20:33,449 --> 00:20:35,538
- Nobody likes me anymore.
- Yeah.
365
00:20:37,410 --> 00:20:39,499
You know, I didn't mean
I wanted them to stop liking you
366
00:20:39,499 --> 00:20:41,936
all in one day.
367
00:20:41,936 --> 00:20:44,808
I thought it could be kind of
a gradual thing.
368
00:20:44,808 --> 00:20:47,507
I got to tell you, that-that was
scary today, you know?
369
00:20:47,507 --> 00:20:51,424
I-I-I never go off on people
like that.
370
00:20:51,424 --> 00:20:54,122
I mean, my father lets go
all the time.
371
00:20:54,122 --> 00:20:56,342
You know, he gets it out.
372
00:20:56,342 --> 00:20:59,519
I'm sicker than him.
373
00:20:59,519 --> 00:21:01,912
I'm like a time bomb.
374
00:21:01,912 --> 00:21:05,742
Don't you worry that
at any moment I could go off
375
00:21:05,742 --> 00:21:08,179
like that on you sometime?
376
00:21:08,179 --> 00:21:11,095
- Yeah.
- What? No, I mean it.
377
00:21:11,095 --> 00:21:14,577
- Ooh!
- Come on.
378
00:21:14,577 --> 00:21:18,233
What? Don't. I'm dangerous.
379
00:21:18,233 --> 00:21:19,800
I throw fruit.
380
00:21:21,410 --> 00:21:23,717
I still like you.
381
00:21:23,717 --> 00:21:25,632
Yeah, 'cause
you're scared of me.
382
00:21:25,632 --> 00:21:27,503
Yeah.
383
00:21:30,941 --> 00:21:32,900
- Turn around, then.
- There you go.
384
00:21:32,900 --> 00:21:34,554
Good job.
385
00:21:34,554 --> 00:21:37,121
- Aren't they cute?
- Yeah. They're cute.
386
00:21:37,121 --> 00:21:39,472
Let's just hope
the pants stay on.
387
00:21:39,472 --> 00:21:41,735
Okay, everybody,
it's snack time.
388
00:21:44,999 --> 00:21:46,392
Whose turn was it
to bring snack?
389
00:21:46,392 --> 00:21:48,481
Uh, I got it today.
390
00:21:48,481 --> 00:21:52,398
Here, everybody.
391
00:21:52,398 --> 00:21:56,010
Ooh, now.
The lasagna is hot. Be careful.
392
00:21:56,010 --> 00:21:58,012
So we'll start with
the antipasto.
393
00:21:58,012 --> 00:22:01,058
And if everything is finished,
we have cannolis.
394
00:22:01,058 --> 00:22:02,886
Here you go, honey.
395
00:22:02,886 --> 00:22:05,585
This is the best snack I've ever
seen. You're unbelievable.
396
00:22:05,585 --> 00:22:08,718
Well, you know,
it's all about the kids.
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