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Oh, hey, write me a check for
"Sports Illustrated," will ya?
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My subscription ran out.
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Don't they have that at work?
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Yeah, yeah.
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They also got bathrooms at work
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but I want one at home.
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Come on, Ray. That's a big
waste of money.
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Oh, right. Everything I want
is a waste of money.
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Like you don't go out and spend
hundreds of dollars on...
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...food.
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Come on. It's a magazine,
alright? Don't be so cheap.
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It's not being cheap.
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It's living within a budget.
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It's a magazine!
That's all I want. Okay?
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One thing for me.
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Oh, who is the new
golf bag for?
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Ally.
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Ray, have you ever
even seen our budget?
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There's an actual piece of
paper that says "budget" on it?
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You have no idea
what I do here, do you?
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Why do I need to know?
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Okay, I'm going
to explain it to you.
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Oh, don't. No.
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You're gonna kill the magic.
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Okay, once every two weeks,
I go into the hamper
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I find your pants,
and I dig out your paycheck.
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You're welcome.
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I deduct our fixed costs,
and I figure out
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how much we have
to service our debt.
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Now, whatever's left over
is our discretionary fund.
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And from that,
I put away as much as possible
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for the kids' college growth
and income plan.
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You understand?
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You know, one of your eyes
is bigger than the other one.
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You can't even listen to me.
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You can't even hear
about the budget?
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You're making it
so complicated.
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What do you mean
I'm making it complicated?
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Yeah, you are. Why don't you
just pay the bills?
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I didn't mean what I said.
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I didn't mean that.
I meant--
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what I meant was, it seems like
it should be easier.. For you.
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- It's going to be a lot easier.
- Okay. I'm sorry.
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No, no, no. You're right.
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I'm making it
way too complicated.
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Just pay the bills.
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Alright, I guess
I'll have to show you
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how easy it can be, then.
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You saw daddy talking.
You couldn't stop me?
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Hi, I'm Ray and I live here in
Long Island with my wife, Debra
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my six-year-old daughter,
and twin two-year-old boys.
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Whee!
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My parents
live across the street.
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That's right.
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And my brother lives with them.
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Now, not every family would defy
gravity for you
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but mine would because...
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Everybody loves Raymond.
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Hey, you didn't, uh...
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So, Angelina, how are you?
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Did you want something else?
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No, thanks. I just thought
we could talk.
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Health Department.
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That ain't funny, Raymond.
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- Hey, couple of slices?
- Hey. Yeah.
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Hi, how are ya? Nothing.
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- Hey, Ray-gele.
- Hey, Andy.
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- Thanks for coming, man.
- No problem.
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I was in the mood
for a little botulism.
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Do me a favor, huh?
I've been paying the bills
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for the last couple of weeks.
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I got this
from the electric company.
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Take a look at that.
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They're turning off
your service.
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Yeah. Why?
I don't get it.
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I mean, I paid all this stuff
six weeks ago.
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Can I ask you something?
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Why are you
handling the checkbook?
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Did Debra leave you?
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Debra, she's made such a big
deal about paying the bills.
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I'm just trying to show her
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that it doesn't have
to be that complicated.
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Well, no electricity
is less complicated.
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You're like the Amish now.
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Fine. Come on.
You're good with numbers.
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Here. Take a look at this stuff.
I paid all these bills.
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There's no reason they should be
sending me mean letters.
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Well, here's a reason.
Your check bounced.
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What?
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Wow!
You bounced many checks here!
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You bounced 14 checks
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and you were charged
$300 in penalties.
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Excellent work!
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What do you mean?
I sent these checks myself.
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Checks that didn't clear, Ray.
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You might as well have sent
little pieces of toilet paper.
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I make more than enough money.
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Well, mazel tov to you.
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You're $3,000 overdrawn here.
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You didn't even
open up your bank statement!
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I trusted the bank.
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You didn't reconcile
your checkbook!
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- Huh?
- You have to keep track, Ray!
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Give me this.
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What did you do here?
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Why'd you pay so much
on your Visa card?
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Because I'm not
going to pay interest charges.
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You pay in full,
no interest charges.
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That is smart.
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No money left, either.
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Look at this,
Debra had everything in order.
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Yeah, yeah.
Debra, Debra, Debra.
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Alright.
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I'm sick of this money stuff.
Just tell me what I have to do.
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Alright, first, you got to take
last month's ending balance.
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Then you add the interest
accrued on the account.
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Then you add all the checks
that we know have cleared
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and then you subtract
that number from...
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Ray, what did
I just say to you?
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"Accrued."
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Alright, Ray,
you had your little fun
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with mommy's checkbook.
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Now it's time
to give it back to her.
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No, no, alright,
I'm not giving it back to her
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'cause then she's gonna know
that I couldn't do this.
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Well, she may get an inkling
when they cut off your power
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and tow away your house.
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I don't get it!
Look, how can it be this bad?
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It's only been six weeks.
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That's what's so shocking.
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You need to put $3,000
in the bank
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and you're going to have
to tell Debra about this.
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No. No, I can't.
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Ray, eventually she's
going to see that checkbook.
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You're right.
I got to do the smart thing.
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Good.
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I'll make a fake checkbook.
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- Like that shade?
- Very nice.
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Look at this. Look at this.
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Toes.
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Just a little bit darker
than the nails.
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That's what the woman
said was "in" now.
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What, did you go
to the beauty parlor?
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Salon, grandpa.
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Yes. And it was great.
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What do they charge
for that?
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Uh, $20.
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$20? That's like...
A buck a nail!
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What is the big deal?
I never do this.
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I don't think
this is the time
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to start doing
things we never do.
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You know,
I mean we should barely
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be doing the things we've done.
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And maybe cut back
a little on those.
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Oh, oh, I get it. Now that
you're doing the checkbook
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you're Mr. Responsible.
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You know, to tell you the truth
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I'm surprised you could stay
on top of that.
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I'm on top of it.
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I'm fully reconciled...
and accruing.
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Great.
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To tell you the truth,
I was a little afraid to ask.
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You don't got to be afraid.
You want to see the...
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...checkbook?
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Yeah. Okay.
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I got no problem with that.
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Here, take a look.
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Everything balanced.
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Paid in full, except the Visa.
You don't pay that in full.
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There you go.
Car, mortgage, electric bill.
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All paid up.
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Huh?
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What?
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I don't believe this.
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You don't?
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This is amazing.
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This is... beautiful.
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Yeah?
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You did this?
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Yeah.
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I said I would, right?
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What? What's the matter?
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I don't know.
You just.. I mean...
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You've been just doing it.
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You didn't complain once.
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I was always.. I don't know.
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It was such
a huge pressure for me.
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There's some pressure
for me.
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You'd never know it.
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- Hmm.
- Well...
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- Thanks, honey.
- You're welcome.
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Goodnight.
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Hey, Ray. How's it going?
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What's so important?
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Nothing. Nothing.
Keep your voice down.
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Well, something's up.
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Saw you sneaking out of your
house at 5:00 in the a.m.
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Stop watching my house.
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And I wasn't sneaking out.
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I had to get over to the
electric company payment center.
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Why?
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'Cause those idiots
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they shut off
my power last night
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and I didn't want Debra
to wake up without power.
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She likes toast.
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- What's going on, Raymond?
- Nothing.
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You got fired?
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No, no.
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How you doin'?
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Nothing.
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Let me ask you something.
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Remember when you told me
that moving in with mom and dad
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was going to help you
put money away?
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How's that going for you?
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- You're not moving in with us.
- What? I--
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We have a very delicate
ecosystem over there.
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I'm not asking
to move in, alright?
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I'm asking about
the money part.
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How's that going?
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Good. I'm saving a little.
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Yeah. Good. Good.
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Good, I mean,
you know, it's smart.
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A lot of people
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they make fun of a man
who lives with his parents
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but they don't
see the upside to that.
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I mean,
it's the financial security.
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That's exactly right.
Thank you.
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I envy you, you know?
'Cause you're kind of set.
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You are. Matter of fact
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I was going to ask if I could
borrow a little money.
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Oh?
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Yeah, just...
Just a quick loan.
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Well, well, wait, wait.
Let's not go too quick here.
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So... you need my help.
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You know what? Forget it.
I shouldn't.. I shouldn't...
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No, no. Look, hey, we all
stumble. How much you need?
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Oh, no. It's just...
It's too much.
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How much?
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- $3,000.
- $3,000?
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- Gambling?
- No.
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Raymond, you're not...
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I'm not doing cocaine, Robert.
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I'm going to give you
a phone number.
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Robert, it's not...
Will you stop it?
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I'm having a little trouble
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paying this month's bills,
that's all.
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Mm-hmm. Debra know?
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I want to keep Debra
out of this.
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Uh-huh.
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You get a lady in trouble,
Raymond?
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- No!
- Listen, you can level with me.
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I'm your brother.
Okay, you screwed up.
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- I didn't screw up.
- What did you do?
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Why are you assuming
I screwed up for?
255
00:11:01,573 --> 00:11:03,445
Then why can't
Debra find out?
256
00:11:03,445 --> 00:11:06,230
Because...
257
00:11:06,230 --> 00:11:08,058
She's the one
with the problem?
258
00:11:12,933 --> 00:11:13,890
Yep.
259
00:11:17,372 --> 00:11:21,593
Oh, she's not going nuts
with the credit cards, is she?
260
00:11:21,593 --> 00:11:22,769
Well...
261
00:11:22,769 --> 00:11:24,771
Yeah, well, yeah.
I've seen it before.
262
00:11:24,771 --> 00:11:26,729
Compulsive shopping.
Rip a family apart.
263
00:11:26,729 --> 00:11:28,818
Yeah, I know. I know.
She feels bad, you know
264
00:11:28,818 --> 00:11:29,950
about it already,
so let's just--
265
00:11:29,950 --> 00:11:31,429
- Wow!
- Yeah.
266
00:11:31,429 --> 00:11:35,216
I had no idea
she was like that.
267
00:11:35,216 --> 00:11:38,567
It was a surprise to me.
268
00:11:38,567 --> 00:11:39,829
You know what she needs?
269
00:11:39,829 --> 00:11:41,657
She needs to get
her self-worth back.
270
00:11:41,657 --> 00:11:42,919
She should get a job
271
00:11:42,919 --> 00:11:44,529
and earn back
part of that money, huh?
272
00:11:44,529 --> 00:11:47,184
I thought of that,
and then I started thinking
273
00:11:47,184 --> 00:11:49,012
you know, hey,
what about the kids?
274
00:11:49,012 --> 00:11:51,406
I mean, they need their mother.
275
00:11:51,406 --> 00:11:53,756
Of course. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
276
00:11:53,756 --> 00:11:54,801
- That's alright.
- Stupid.
277
00:11:54,801 --> 00:11:56,237
It's okay. It's okay.
278
00:11:56,237 --> 00:11:59,980
So, you know, what do you think?
Can you help us?
279
00:11:59,980 --> 00:12:01,503
Well, sure, of course.
280
00:12:01,503 --> 00:12:02,809
$3,000 enough?
281
00:12:02,809 --> 00:12:05,637
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
it's good.
282
00:12:05,637 --> 00:12:07,639
What about you, Ray?
283
00:12:07,639 --> 00:12:10,468
How you doing?
284
00:12:10,468 --> 00:12:11,600
Do you need anything?
285
00:12:12,819 --> 00:12:14,603
No, no, no, I'm fine.
286
00:12:14,603 --> 00:12:17,258
You know,
this isn't about me.
287
00:12:27,181 --> 00:12:28,617
Hello, Raymond.
288
00:12:28,617 --> 00:12:30,662
Where's Robert?
Oh, he was late for work
289
00:12:30,662 --> 00:12:32,621
but he asked me
to give this to you.
290
00:12:32,621 --> 00:12:34,014
Oh, good.
291
00:12:34,014 --> 00:12:36,407
Is there anything
you want to tell us?
292
00:12:36,407 --> 00:12:37,931
No, like what?
293
00:12:37,931 --> 00:12:41,717
Like how come there's
a $3,000 check in there?
294
00:12:41,717 --> 00:12:43,240
Robert!
295
00:12:43,240 --> 00:12:45,329
Why are you taking money
from your brother?
296
00:12:45,329 --> 00:12:47,201
Keep it down.
297
00:12:47,201 --> 00:12:48,855
Why didn't you
just come to us?
298
00:12:48,855 --> 00:12:52,336
I would love to help Debra
with her problem.
299
00:12:52,336 --> 00:12:53,947
He told you about that?
300
00:12:53,947 --> 00:12:55,862
At least he talks
to his mother.
301
00:12:55,862 --> 00:12:58,081
How come Robert's got
3,000 bucks to throw around?
302
00:12:58,081 --> 00:13:00,170
He should be giving us
rent money.
303
00:13:00,170 --> 00:13:01,650
He's our son, Frank.
304
00:13:01,650 --> 00:13:03,478
You don't charge your son.
305
00:13:03,478 --> 00:13:06,263
He's a giant, Marie.
306
00:13:06,263 --> 00:13:08,700
You know what it costs
just to heat him?
307
00:13:08,700 --> 00:13:11,051
- Alright, okay.
- Food too!
308
00:13:11,051 --> 00:13:13,880
He's got three grand, and I'm
paying for the Pudding Pops!
309
00:13:13,880 --> 00:13:15,620
Well, you eat them too, Frank.
310
00:13:15,620 --> 00:13:17,884
No more Pudding Pops!
311
00:13:17,884 --> 00:13:19,929
And no solid white tuna, either.
312
00:13:19,929 --> 00:13:21,496
Chunk Light is perfectly fine.
313
00:13:21,496 --> 00:13:24,673
I'm not running
a country club anymore!
314
00:13:24,673 --> 00:13:26,849
I like the solid white.
315
00:13:26,849 --> 00:13:28,720
Too bad!
316
00:13:28,720 --> 00:13:30,635
It's my one luxury.
317
00:13:30,635 --> 00:13:32,333
Alright, already.
318
00:13:32,333 --> 00:13:34,030
Come on, I'll give you
a tuna boat, alright
319
00:13:34,030 --> 00:13:35,945
if you just give me the check
and get out of here.
320
00:13:35,945 --> 00:13:37,251
Alright,
I don't want Debra to hear this.
321
00:13:37,251 --> 00:13:39,166
Well, maybe Debra should hear.
322
00:13:39,166 --> 00:13:41,603
I mean, I see the way
she dresses
323
00:13:41,603 --> 00:13:43,779
and takes these
little trips to the mall
324
00:13:43,779 --> 00:13:46,086
so that
"the kids can get out."
325
00:13:46,086 --> 00:13:48,349
how long has she
been out of control?
326
00:13:48,349 --> 00:13:50,699
Not that long.
327
00:13:52,353 --> 00:13:54,137
Doesn't she handle
your checkbook?
328
00:13:54,137 --> 00:13:55,573
No. Not anymore.
329
00:13:55,573 --> 00:13:58,011
That's good.
Cut her off cold turkey.
330
00:13:58,011 --> 00:14:01,623
You don't give a boozer
the key to the liquor cabinet.
331
00:14:01,623 --> 00:14:04,234
Okay, boys, come on.
We got to get going.
332
00:14:04,234 --> 00:14:05,583
Hey, Marie. Hey, Frank.
333
00:14:05,583 --> 00:14:07,324
Hi, Debra.
334
00:14:07,324 --> 00:14:10,066
- What a very nice outfit.
- Oh, thank you.
335
00:14:10,066 --> 00:14:12,112
Look, my nails match.
I had them done.
336
00:14:12,112 --> 00:14:14,592
- I noticed.
- Oh, yes. See, Ray?
337
00:14:14,592 --> 00:14:16,072
- It was worth the money.
- Yeah.
338
00:14:16,072 --> 00:14:17,682
Oh, listen,
can you give me some cash
339
00:14:17,682 --> 00:14:19,554
'cause I can't find
my atm card?
340
00:14:19,554 --> 00:14:21,121
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
341
00:14:21,121 --> 00:14:23,427
I have to pick up Ally
at ballet class.
342
00:14:23,427 --> 00:14:26,169
You know, I don't even
think I have cash on me.
343
00:14:26,169 --> 00:14:28,171
- Okay.
- Dad, you wouldn't, uh...
344
00:14:28,171 --> 00:14:30,478
No.
345
00:14:30,478 --> 00:14:31,827
No!
346
00:14:34,656 --> 00:14:37,398
- Okay, so just give me a check.
- Check?
347
00:14:37,398 --> 00:14:40,183
Yeah, I'll just stop at the
bank and cash it on the way.
348
00:14:40,183 --> 00:14:42,969
'Alrighty.'
349
00:14:42,969 --> 00:14:44,796
A blank check?
350
00:14:44,796 --> 00:14:47,277
Mm, maybe I'll
swing by Tiffany's.
351
00:14:47,277 --> 00:14:50,977
See ya later.
352
00:14:50,977 --> 00:14:52,892
My god!
353
00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:54,284
A blank check.
354
00:14:54,284 --> 00:14:56,112
You're dumber
than I tell people.
355
00:14:58,332 --> 00:14:59,855
- Give me that.
- Where are you going?
356
00:14:59,855 --> 00:15:02,510
I got to put this in the bank
before she gets there.
357
00:15:08,951 --> 00:15:12,520
I told him
she was too pretty for him.
358
00:15:12,520 --> 00:15:15,305
Thank God
I didn't make that mistake.
359
00:17:55,596 --> 00:17:57,206
Are you coming to bed?
360
00:17:57,206 --> 00:17:58,512
Can't.
361
00:17:59,991 --> 00:18:01,428
How long
are you going to be?
362
00:18:01,428 --> 00:18:03,647
Depends.
363
00:18:03,647 --> 00:18:05,171
On what?
364
00:18:05,171 --> 00:18:10,654
How long it takes to fix
what you've done here.
365
00:18:10,654 --> 00:18:12,091
Alright,
so like a few minutes, right?
366
00:18:19,054 --> 00:18:20,708
Listen.
367
00:18:20,708 --> 00:18:21,970
I'm really sorry.
368
00:18:21,970 --> 00:18:23,493
Yeah, I know you are.
369
00:18:23,493 --> 00:18:27,410
So.. Can I get anything?
Do you need any help?
370
00:18:27,410 --> 00:18:32,198
Anything I can do at all?
371
00:18:32,198 --> 00:18:35,810
Look, shouldn't you just
yell at me here or something?
372
00:18:35,810 --> 00:18:37,725
Ray, when you're
on the "Titanic,"
373
00:18:37,725 --> 00:18:38,943
you load the lifeboats.
374
00:18:38,943 --> 00:18:41,598
You don't stop
to yell at the iceberg.
375
00:18:47,169 --> 00:18:48,388
Hmm.
376
00:18:53,349 --> 00:18:55,351
- Hey, who wants oatmeal?
- I will say this, Ray.
377
00:18:55,351 --> 00:18:57,832
Okay. Good. Good. Go.
378
00:18:57,832 --> 00:19:00,661
You put so much effort
into a fake checkbook.
379
00:19:00,661 --> 00:19:02,445
Why didn't you just take
a little of that effort
380
00:19:02,445 --> 00:19:06,406
in doing it right
in the first place?
381
00:19:06,406 --> 00:19:09,278
I don't have to
sit here and take this.
382
00:19:13,021 --> 00:19:15,328
No, really!
Come on, I want to know.
383
00:19:15,328 --> 00:19:17,895
It's the numbers.
I stink at numbers.
384
00:19:17,895 --> 00:19:20,420
You wouldn't
if they were golf scores.
385
00:19:23,292 --> 00:19:25,860
And that's what
bothers me the most.
386
00:19:25,860 --> 00:19:27,296
I mean, it's not
that you can't do it.
387
00:19:27,296 --> 00:19:28,863
It's that you won't do it.
388
00:19:28,863 --> 00:19:32,040
You're like the kids.
They only want to do what's fun.
389
00:19:32,040 --> 00:19:34,303
And yet, you still love them.
390
00:19:38,742 --> 00:19:40,222
You know, I hate doing
the checkbook
391
00:19:40,222 --> 00:19:41,876
but I do it anyway.
392
00:19:41,876 --> 00:19:47,011
And do you know why I do it
even though I hate it?
393
00:19:47,011 --> 00:19:50,189
'Cause deep down,
you really like it.
394
00:19:52,408 --> 00:19:53,801
No, Ray.
395
00:19:53,801 --> 00:19:57,805
I know, I know, I know,
'cause you're an adult.
396
00:19:57,805 --> 00:19:59,067
And if it wasn't for you
397
00:19:59,067 --> 00:20:02,026
all this would be
a big smoking crater.
398
00:20:05,508 --> 00:20:08,816
And I.. I...
399
00:20:08,816 --> 00:20:11,297
What?
400
00:20:11,297 --> 00:20:16,780
I appreciate
what you do here.
401
00:20:16,780 --> 00:20:19,740
You know,
you've never said that before.
402
00:20:19,740 --> 00:20:22,177
Sure, I have.
Remember our wedding night?
403
00:20:25,746 --> 00:20:30,620
Well, it was very nice
both times that you said it.
404
00:20:30,620 --> 00:20:32,535
Maybe you could say it
a little more often.
405
00:20:34,494 --> 00:20:36,235
Okay. I will. I will.
406
00:20:37,148 --> 00:20:38,933
I appreciate you.
407
00:20:40,761 --> 00:20:42,415
- I appreciate you.
- Whoa, wait a minute.
408
00:20:42,415 --> 00:20:45,287
That's not a,
"Get Out of Jail Free" card.
409
00:20:45,287 --> 00:20:46,767
We're not done here.
Get back here.
410
00:20:46,767 --> 00:20:49,160
Now, look, I've gone through
your checkbook
411
00:20:49,160 --> 00:20:52,425
and I've gone through
your fake checkbook.
412
00:20:52,425 --> 00:20:55,166
And it's just not adding up.
413
00:20:55,166 --> 00:20:59,867
Yeah, you know what
that might be?
414
00:20:59,867 --> 00:21:01,390
A third checkbook?
415
00:21:03,697 --> 00:21:08,441
I, uh, I accidentally bounced
a check in the fake one.
416
00:21:08,441 --> 00:21:10,573
What check did you bounce?
417
00:21:10,573 --> 00:21:12,314
I don't know which one.
It might've been...
418
00:21:12,314 --> 00:21:14,316
Yeah. That was it. Yeah.
419
00:21:19,669 --> 00:21:20,888
Hi, Debra.
420
00:21:20,888 --> 00:21:22,324
Hi, Marie. Hi, Frank.
421
00:21:22,324 --> 00:21:24,326
You know what happened
to me today?
422
00:21:24,326 --> 00:21:26,372
I got a new credit card
in the mail.
423
00:21:26,372 --> 00:21:28,374
But I think
it may be counterfeit.
424
00:21:28,374 --> 00:21:30,114
- Really?
- Yes.
425
00:21:30,114 --> 00:21:33,074
Would you mind if I compared
yours against mine?
426
00:21:33,074 --> 00:21:36,773
Sure. No problem.
427
00:21:36,773 --> 00:21:38,732
- Here. This one?
- Yes.
428
00:21:42,431 --> 00:21:44,999
What the hell are you doin'?
429
00:21:44,999 --> 00:21:47,044
You'll thank us later, dear.
430
00:22:03,147 --> 00:22:05,106
I appreciate you.
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