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Honey!
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Hi.
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Hey.
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I'm awake, right?
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I have these dreams sometimes.
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I'm Helen from Tupperware.
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Yep, that's one of 'em.
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Oh, Ray, I'm so glad
you're home.
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Listen, you got to help me
get set up for this party, okay?
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What, oh, oh,
that thing is tonight?
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That thing?
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Ray, I told you about this party
again this morning.
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You know, you never listen
to anything I say.
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Well, you say a lot.
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Who are the pizzas for?
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See, here's the funny thing.
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Ray.
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A couple of the guys
might be coming over
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to watch the fight
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maybe, might be.
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Ray, I have been planning
this Tupperware party for weeks.
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I, but, look,
the fight's only tonight.
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I mean, come on, you can
get plastic jugs anytime.
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That's not a jug.
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That's our innovative
pick-a-deli.
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Its easy lift-up strainer
lets you select a pickle
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without getting
your fingers wet.
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Mm.
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We've been living like animals.
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Ray, come on.
Don't ruin tonight for me.
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I'm only doin' this
to see my friends for once
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and to have a little fun.
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And to find out
what's on the cutting edge
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of food storage systems.
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Right.
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- Okay.
- Hey!
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- Hi.
- Hi, come on in.
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- Yeah, hi.
- Hi.
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- Hey, Ray.
- Ray, very classy.
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Pay-per-view and dates.
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Do I pick them,
or do they pick me?
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Are these guys staying?
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No, they're only here
to watch the fight
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which they will be watching
from upstairs in the bedroom.
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The bedroom?
Ooh, the hot zone!
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Yeah.
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Alright, now, listen, Ray.
Here's the deal.
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- I'm letting your friends stay.
- Thank you.
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Alright? But they're not allowed
to touch anything.
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I don't want them looking
in the closet or in the drawers.
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I don't want them
trying on my shoes.
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- Hi, Ray.
- Hi. Hi.
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- Hi, Ray.
- Hello.
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What's with the broads?
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Yeah. Alright,
here's what's gonna happen.
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Guys upstairs for the fight
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and ladies down here
for your crap.
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Alright.
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- Let's go. Ready?
- Yeah, yeah.
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Just want to say good-bye
to Amy.
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Bye, honey. Have fun.
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See ya later, Amy.
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Okay, girls, it's time
to play barnyard bingo.
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Oh!
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Winner gets a melon baller.
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Oh, bingo!
That's what I need.
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Everybody think of your
favorite barnyard animal.
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- Horse.
- Deb, Deb, Deb, Deb.
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Chicken. Chicken.
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Raymond, I got your crab
and artichoke dip
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for your sports thing.
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Oh, hi.
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What's all this?
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Big Tupperware party.
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Tupperware?
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Debra's giving
a Tupperware party?
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Oh, I didn't know
anything about this.
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Ray, I told you
to invite your mother.
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Did you forget?
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- Yes, I did.
- Oh.
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Sorry, Marie.
Listen, just have a seat.
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- I'll get you a soda.
- Okay.
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Yeah, and we're playing a game.
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You have to think of your
favorite barnyard animal.
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Okay.
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Oh, I like that movie "Babe"
with the talking pig.
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I'll be that.
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What-what do you think,
Debra?
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I'm gonna get the sodas.
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Honey, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
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I just, I totally forgot
that you told me to invite her.
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You didn't forget.
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I never told you to invite her
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because I didn't want her here.
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- So this wasn't my fault.
- I just can't believe this.
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I can't have one night
with my friends
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without her here butting in
and making me crazy and--
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Yeah, well,
what are you gonna do
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call off the party
and maybe let my friends
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come down and watch the fight
on the big TV?
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No, Ray. No, no.
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I'm just gonna
make the best of this.
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I mean,
I have my friends here
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and, I don't know,
maybe your mother will
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buy a lot of Tupperware.
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That's the spirit.
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Come on, Debra. We need you.
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- You're our chicken.
- Okay.
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Cocka-freakin'-doodle do.
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So Bernie says to me
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"Alright, I'm gonna
get the curtain rods
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for the bay windows."
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What, do you think
he measures it first?
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No. He says to me,
"I can eyeball it."
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Why don't men
ever want to measure anything?
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Why do you think?
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Why?
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Anyway, I got to tell ya
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he had to go back to that
hardware store 12 times.
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Twelve times
to buy curtain rods?
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Maybe Bernie's fooling around.
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I have to use your phone.
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Okay, for more free Tupperware
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it's time to play
"guess whose nightie?"
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Did everybody put
their nightie in the bag?
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- Yes, ma'am!
- No.
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I didn't bring one.
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I wasn't told about the party.
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Well, why don't you pick first?
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Okay.
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- Ooh!
- Whoo!
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- I guess Amy.
- Yes!
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Amy? No.
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Well, I never wear it.
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Actually, I bought it
special for this game.
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Really.
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Robert's never seen it.
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I'm sorry.
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- Well, let's pick again.
- Oh, okay.
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Oh, my, what is this?
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Marie, it's not your turn.
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- You had your turn already.
- Okay.
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No!
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I wore that on my honeymoon.
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I'm sorry, Gayle. I'm so sorry.
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I could just put it back to--
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Bernie's not home. I called
the office. I called Nemo's.
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- Where is he?
- Oh, my God.
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I was only joking, dear.
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I never would have
said anything
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if I thought he was cheating.
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- You call that a fight?
- Fight?
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I thought those two guys
were gonna
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skip out of the ring
and go antiquing.
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Want to catch a good fight?
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Wait'll Debra sees
our bedspread.
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Goodnight, ladies.
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- Anybody need a ride?
- 'Oh.'
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What's your hurry?
Stay a while.
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- I-I made my special dip.
- Ray.
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Uh, ma, we've eaten already, really.
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Well, what about all this food
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that Debra made
that nobody touched?
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What are these, sandwiches?
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Mrs. Barone, I don't know
what's in this dip
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but if you weren't married...
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Take her.
I'll throw in the dip.
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I'm sorry, Debra.
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- I have to go.
- Oh, no.
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Hey, tell Bernie
I said "hi."
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Yeah, right!
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- Linda...
- Come on, guys. Sit down.
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Marie, I'm sure Ray's friends
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are not interested
in Tupperware.
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Actually, I could use
some new ice trays.
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My cubes smell.
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Amy, what is this doin' here?
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Did ma see this?
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Holy crap!
It's a whole bag of nighties.
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No, Frank, that...
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- It's for a game. Just...
- I'm in!
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You know, I-I should
probably get going too.
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Oh, please.
Now, wait. Wait.
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There's still lots
of free stuff here.
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Well, at least take catalogs!
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This territory blows.
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- Gayle, please, can't you stay?
- Bye.
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You know, these guys
are leavin' in just a minute.
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Oh, God, this is
not what I wanted!
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Of course it isn't, dear.
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Nobody wants
to give a bad party.
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Hey, that Tupperware stuff
is pretty good.
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I just did my, uh, whole back
with that scrub brush.
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That's for fruit.
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You might want to rinse that.
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Still mad about the party?
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No, I'm fine.
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Good.
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What's that
you're writin' there?
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A letter to your mother.
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Why?
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Well, to start with,
she ruined my party.
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- You're writing that?
- Yep.
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Yeah, but it's just for therapy.
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- You're not gonna send it.
- Oh, I'm sending.
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Oh, no! No! No! No!
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Stop and listen for a second.
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Come on,
if anybody ruined the party
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it was the guys,
and they were my fault.
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So you-you should write me.
Write me a letter.
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No, Ray, I can't keep
blaming her for everything
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if I've never been
honest with her
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and I have never
actually told her
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how she makes me feel
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when she does the things
that she does.
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But you don't put that
in writing. You...
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Oh, no! No!
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If-if it's in writing, then
you can't deny it, you know?
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You can't say things like
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"You didn't,
you didn't hear me right"
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or, or "I didn't say that.
You must have misunderstood."
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Because there it is.
It's in writing.
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You know, if it were up to you,
you'd have me do nothing.
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Hey, let's not
underestimate nothing.
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No, no, Ray, I'm not spending
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the rest of my life this way
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with your mother saying
she's sorry
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that you ever married me.
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What, she's never said that.
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She doesn't have
to say it to say it.
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- Everything she does says it.
- What, like what?
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Like-like when she
rewashes the kids' clothes.
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Yeah, and then she
rewashes the kids.
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Look, look, all that stuff
my mom does
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that's how she helps.
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No, no, Ray,
that's how she criticizes.
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Only good can come
from this letter
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and I'm doin' it.
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No, no, don't do it.
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- Let me think it over.
- Let go! Let go of the pad!
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Get off that!
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Stop it.
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I had to try.
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You know what
you could try, Ray?
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You could try supporting me.
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Alright, alright.
Okay, you're right.
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You're right.
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I am. I am.
I'm gonna support you.
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Look, just 'cause I can't
confront my mother
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doesn't mean I should
stop you from doing it.
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Thank you, Ray.
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I appreciate it. I do.
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You know what I need?
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- A hug?
- More paper.
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Hey.
256
00:12:07,814 --> 00:12:09,554
- Hey, Ray.
- Oh, hi, dear.
257
00:12:09,554 --> 00:12:10,773
You want some waffles?
258
00:12:10,773 --> 00:12:12,557
Yeah, sure. Thanks.
259
00:12:14,255 --> 00:12:16,823
So...
260
00:12:16,823 --> 00:12:18,781
...you guys get your mail yet?
261
00:12:20,827 --> 00:12:22,089
No, why?
262
00:12:22,089 --> 00:12:24,004
'cause I-I was just,
I was wondering
263
00:12:24,004 --> 00:12:25,353
because we didn't
get ours either, you know
264
00:12:25,353 --> 00:12:27,616
and sometimes we, uh
265
00:12:27,616 --> 00:12:28,922
we might get something of yours
266
00:12:28,922 --> 00:12:31,402
and you might get
something of ours.
267
00:12:31,402 --> 00:12:33,361
What do you get of mine?
268
00:12:34,884 --> 00:12:36,712
You know, I don't know,
just, uh, junk mail.
269
00:12:36,712 --> 00:12:38,845
Like what?
270
00:12:38,845 --> 00:12:41,151
Whatever.
Uh, flyers and coupons.
271
00:12:41,151 --> 00:12:42,849
Where are they?
272
00:12:42,849 --> 00:12:44,198
I just, I throw 'em out.
273
00:12:44,198 --> 00:12:47,027
You throw out coupons?
That's money!
274
00:12:47,027 --> 00:12:48,855
Look, I'm just, all I'm saying
275
00:12:48,855 --> 00:12:51,118
is that you might
get some of my mail.
276
00:12:51,118 --> 00:12:52,989
Well, how much
were the coupons for?
277
00:12:52,989 --> 00:12:55,992
- I don't know!
- Jeez aloo!
278
00:12:55,992 --> 00:12:57,689
Did you get the one
for carpet cleaning?
279
00:12:57,689 --> 00:13:00,431
- I don't know. Maybe.
- That's a $10 coupon!
280
00:13:00,431 --> 00:13:01,824
I was looking for that one!
281
00:13:01,824 --> 00:13:03,434
Alright, look, dad,
I'll give you $20
282
00:13:03,434 --> 00:13:05,828
if you stop talking about this.
283
00:13:05,828 --> 00:13:07,743
You think I won't take it.
- I'll take it!
284
00:13:07,743 --> 00:13:09,527
- I'll give it to ya!
- It would teach you a lesson!
285
00:13:09,527 --> 00:13:11,007
- Come on!
- No, no!
286
00:13:11,007 --> 00:13:13,053
You're not taking his money!
287
00:13:13,053 --> 00:13:14,402
I, I'm gonna take it
288
00:13:14,402 --> 00:13:16,012
because how else
is he gonna learn?
289
00:13:16,012 --> 00:13:19,102
He's gotta stop
throwing out people's mail!
290
00:13:19,102 --> 00:13:21,365
Well, that's,
that's not how you do it.
291
00:13:21,365 --> 00:13:22,845
If you want
to teach him a lesson
292
00:13:22,845 --> 00:13:25,152
you make him clean
the carpet himself.
293
00:13:25,152 --> 00:13:26,631
That he'll remember.
294
00:13:26,631 --> 00:13:28,590
You want boysenberry
or maple syrup, dear?
295
00:13:30,331 --> 00:13:32,463
Maple.
296
00:13:32,463 --> 00:13:34,901
Hey. Waffles?
297
00:13:34,901 --> 00:13:38,643
- Yeah, how many?
- Six, boysenberry.
298
00:13:38,643 --> 00:13:40,210
- Is that the mail?
- I'll get it for you, dad.
299
00:13:40,210 --> 00:13:42,038
Uhp, buhp, buhp,
buhp, buhp, buhp.
300
00:13:42,038 --> 00:13:43,997
Hands off, sticky fingers.
301
00:13:45,520 --> 00:13:48,088
Crap, crap...
302
00:13:48,088 --> 00:13:50,351
...crap, crap...
303
00:13:50,351 --> 00:13:51,352
Coupon!
304
00:13:53,136 --> 00:13:55,051
Here's one
that made it through.
305
00:14:03,146 --> 00:14:05,018
Marie, do we need
our chimney swept?
306
00:14:05,018 --> 00:14:06,280
- No.
- Here.
307
00:14:06,280 --> 00:14:09,500
This is for your collection.
308
00:14:09,500 --> 00:14:13,113
Hey, Marie.
This is a letter for you.
309
00:14:13,113 --> 00:14:14,462
Oh, how nice.
310
00:14:14,462 --> 00:14:16,203
Hey, ma, are we eatin'
or readin'?
311
00:14:16,203 --> 00:14:18,553
Oh. Oh, this is odd.
312
00:14:18,553 --> 00:14:20,772
- It's from Debra.
- Ah! You know what that is?
313
00:14:20,772 --> 00:14:23,253
That's the invitation
to the Tupperware party
314
00:14:23,253 --> 00:14:24,907
but you already went,
and you had a good time.
315
00:14:24,907 --> 00:14:27,127
No, no, no, no.
That's not an invitation.
316
00:14:27,127 --> 00:14:28,955
- No, that's a letter.
- It's an invitation.
317
00:14:28,955 --> 00:14:30,260
It's got a lot of pages
like this
318
00:14:30,260 --> 00:14:32,306
because it has
directions to our house.
319
00:14:32,306 --> 00:14:34,177
Now, come on...
320
00:14:34,177 --> 00:14:35,178
Dad!
321
00:14:38,094 --> 00:14:39,617
This is your mother's mail.
322
00:14:39,617 --> 00:14:41,576
What is wrong with you?
323
00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:46,189
"Dear Marie
324
00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:51,151
this letter has been
a long time coming."
325
00:14:51,151 --> 00:14:55,895
It must be a thank-you note.
326
00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:57,548
Oh, yeah? He-he-he!
327
00:14:57,548 --> 00:14:58,723
'Alright, dad,
give it to me now.'
328
00:14:58,723 --> 00:15:00,029
No, no, no, no, no.
329
00:15:00,029 --> 00:15:01,944
Wh-what does it say?
330
00:15:01,944 --> 00:15:04,033
"For eight years now
331
00:15:04,033 --> 00:15:05,730
"I've held my tongue
332
00:15:05,730 --> 00:15:10,083
"and never told you
how hurtful and destructive
333
00:15:10,083 --> 00:15:13,042
your behavior can
sometimes be."
334
00:15:13,042 --> 00:15:15,001
Oh, my God.
335
00:15:23,183 --> 00:15:25,098
- I have to go.
- Here. Sit down.
336
00:15:25,098 --> 00:15:27,578
Ma, look, it's,
it's between you and Debra
337
00:15:27,578 --> 00:15:29,319
and you should go over there
and read that yourself
338
00:15:29,319 --> 00:15:31,669
and let me out.
339
00:15:31,669 --> 00:15:34,237
We have no secrets
in this family.
340
00:15:34,237 --> 00:15:35,499
Keep reading, Frank.
341
00:15:35,499 --> 00:15:37,893
With pleasure.
342
00:15:37,893 --> 00:15:40,809
Uh, "Just because
we are family
343
00:15:40,809 --> 00:15:43,116
"and happen also to be neighbors
344
00:15:43,116 --> 00:15:47,033
"does not give you the right
to constantly interfere
345
00:15:47,033 --> 00:15:48,991
in every aspect of my life.."
346
00:15:55,998 --> 00:15:58,305
Uh, "From raising my children
347
00:15:58,305 --> 00:16:01,047
to my choice
of liquid fabric softener."
348
00:16:01,047 --> 00:16:02,874
I-I want you guys
to know right now
349
00:16:02,874 --> 00:16:04,833
that Debra
has a drinking problem.
350
00:16:08,663 --> 00:16:10,360
Keep reading.
351
00:16:10,360 --> 00:16:12,449
- Go on, keep reading.
- Come on.
352
00:16:12,449 --> 00:16:14,364
Stop it!
353
00:16:14,364 --> 00:16:16,976
"I-I'm sure you don't
even realize
354
00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:21,328
when you're being overbearing,
critical and intrusive."
355
00:16:22,416 --> 00:16:24,331
is this a petition?
356
00:16:25,593 --> 00:16:28,335
Where do I sign?
357
00:16:28,335 --> 00:16:31,033
Alright, alright.
I-I've heard enough.
358
00:16:31,033 --> 00:16:32,992
Oh, ma. Mom.
359
00:16:41,043 --> 00:16:43,437
"Dear... Debra.."
360
00:16:43,437 --> 00:16:46,353
Oh, no, ma,
not another letter, please.
361
00:16:46,353 --> 00:16:48,398
I'm intrusive?
362
00:16:48,398 --> 00:16:51,575
Debra's not the only one who can
throw around fancy words.
363
00:16:57,059 --> 00:16:58,582
Where's my dictionary?
364
00:16:58,582 --> 00:17:00,236
Oh, ma, stop.
365
00:17:00,236 --> 00:17:02,195
Ma, she didn't mean it.
366
00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:06,764
Hey, uh, did you guys
happen to get the--
367
00:17:06,764 --> 00:17:08,549
Mail? Oh, yeah.
368
00:17:12,205 --> 00:17:13,902
Ray, did everybody read that?
369
00:17:13,902 --> 00:17:15,860
You're my favorite writer.
370
00:17:28,612 --> 00:17:30,440
Hello, Debra.
371
00:17:30,440 --> 00:17:32,268
Hello, Marie.
372
00:17:32,268 --> 00:17:34,227
I got your special delivery.
373
00:17:37,926 --> 00:17:39,232
Marie, I'm sorry.
374
00:17:39,232 --> 00:17:41,364
It was a mistake
to send that letter.
375
00:17:41,364 --> 00:17:43,323
Now? You say that now?
376
00:17:46,804 --> 00:17:49,546
I got to tell you,
your timing sucks.
377
00:17:57,163 --> 00:17:59,948
No, I-I should have just talked
to you face-to-face.
378
00:18:01,123 --> 00:18:03,691
- Go ahead.
- Oh.
379
00:18:03,691 --> 00:18:05,127
I-I've dealt with my fair share
380
00:18:05,127 --> 00:18:07,173
of domestic disputes,
and everyone should know
381
00:18:07,173 --> 00:18:08,348
that this is a high risk--
382
00:18:08,348 --> 00:18:09,610
Eat your waffles, Robbie.
383
00:18:09,610 --> 00:18:10,611
Alright.
384
00:18:16,921 --> 00:18:21,012
Look, Marie, I-I'm sorry
that the letter upset you.
385
00:18:21,012 --> 00:18:23,232
When I wrote it,
I was very angry.
386
00:18:23,232 --> 00:18:24,625
And drunk.
387
00:18:33,199 --> 00:18:35,984
I-it's just that sometimes
you're very hard to talk to
388
00:18:35,984 --> 00:18:38,378
and so I thought I could
say it better in a letter.
389
00:18:38,378 --> 00:18:41,250
I think you said it
very clearly, Debra.
390
00:18:41,250 --> 00:18:42,469
You think, among other things
391
00:18:42,469 --> 00:18:45,167
that I'm intrusive, critical.
392
00:18:45,167 --> 00:18:46,560
Overbearing.
393
00:18:52,827 --> 00:18:55,917
I have always known that
you felt that way about me.
394
00:18:55,917 --> 00:18:57,658
You think I'm all those things.
395
00:18:57,658 --> 00:18:59,442
Well, maybe
I wouldn't be that way
396
00:18:59,442 --> 00:19:01,314
if I was welcome in your house.
397
00:19:01,314 --> 00:19:03,359
But, Marie, don't you see?
398
00:19:03,359 --> 00:19:05,405
You're over all the time.
399
00:19:05,405 --> 00:19:07,929
You don't give me a chance
to welcome you.
400
00:19:07,929 --> 00:19:10,279
Well, I-I-I-I...
401
00:19:14,588 --> 00:19:18,287
Okay. Maybe I am
those things sometimes.
402
00:19:18,287 --> 00:19:20,202
But that's just
because that's my way
403
00:19:20,202 --> 00:19:22,335
of trying to make us a family.
404
00:19:22,335 --> 00:19:23,901
That's all I ever want.
405
00:19:23,901 --> 00:19:27,166
Well, that is all I want too
406
00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:31,344
is for us to be a family,
a real family.
407
00:19:31,344 --> 00:19:32,693
But I always thought
408
00:19:32,693 --> 00:19:35,261
that you didn't like
my being in your family.
409
00:19:35,261 --> 00:19:38,351
I thought you didn't
like me being in your family.
410
00:19:38,351 --> 00:19:40,048
Why would you say that?
411
00:19:40,048 --> 00:19:44,008
Well, you know, when you
bring food over to the house?
412
00:19:45,923 --> 00:19:48,230
I do it because I care.
413
00:19:48,230 --> 00:19:52,234
Oh, but, see, I feel
like that's a criticism
414
00:19:52,234 --> 00:19:55,411
you know, like you're saying
I'm not as good as you.
415
00:19:55,411 --> 00:19:58,197
You don't have to be
as good as me.
416
00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:07,249
I love you for what you are.
417
00:20:07,249 --> 00:20:09,077
I love you too.
418
00:20:11,122 --> 00:20:13,473
Oh, I'm so glad we talked.
419
00:20:13,473 --> 00:20:17,259
Yeah, me too.
You know what?
420
00:20:17,259 --> 00:20:19,174
The Tupperware's in,
and it's over at that house.
421
00:20:19,174 --> 00:20:20,436
You want to come over
and get yours?
422
00:20:20,436 --> 00:20:22,395
- Oh, I'd love to, honey.
- Okay.
423
00:20:22,395 --> 00:20:24,353
Oh, and the little scraper
for potato--
424
00:20:24,353 --> 00:20:25,920
- Yeah. That's in.
- Ooh, I love that.
425
00:20:25,920 --> 00:20:27,313
You got to show me
how to make those potatoes.
426
00:20:27,313 --> 00:20:29,271
And I'll show you
how to freeze them.
427
00:20:44,852 --> 00:20:47,202
What in hell's bathroom
was that?
428
00:20:53,643 --> 00:20:57,386
I...I think it was a fight.
429
00:20:59,997 --> 00:21:02,696
That's a fight?
430
00:21:02,696 --> 00:21:05,264
You know, like, uh,
a woman's fight.
431
00:21:06,917 --> 00:21:09,268
I'm glad we didn't order that
on pay-per-view.
432
00:21:16,536 --> 00:21:18,451
- Robert, are you crying?
- No, no.
433
00:21:31,942 --> 00:21:35,468
See, Ray, that letter actually
made your mother and I closer.
434
00:21:35,468 --> 00:21:37,426
I told you not to send it.
435
00:21:42,431 --> 00:21:43,824
Look, you don't understand.
436
00:21:43,824 --> 00:21:46,696
We had to have that blowout
to get past it
437
00:21:46,696 --> 00:21:50,178
and now that we did the letter
and it's behind us
438
00:21:50,178 --> 00:21:53,312
we can move on.
439
00:21:53,312 --> 00:21:57,228
Frank, what's Debra's letter
doing in the garbage?
440
00:21:57,228 --> 00:21:58,534
You read it already.
441
00:21:58,534 --> 00:22:00,493
You don't throw this away.
442
00:22:01,972 --> 00:22:03,322
Not ever.
443
00:22:06,673 --> 00:22:09,023
Not... ever.
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