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[ Hoof beats ]

HEY, MIKE. DID IT COME ?

YEP, WHATEVER IT IS, IT'S HERE.

WANT IT NOW ? WANT IT NOW ? YOU
KIDDIN' ?

[Mailman] I GOT IT RIGHT HERE. [
Grunts]

TAKE IT EASY.

THERE. YOU GUYS LAUGH AT ME.

TELL ME I'M WASTIN' MY TIME.

TELL ME I CAN'T WIN NO CONTEST.

NOW, WHAT YOU GOT TO SAY ?

WELL, WHAT IS IT ? FIRST PRIZE, THAT'S
WHAT IT IS.

FIRST PRIZE. YEAH, BUT WHAT IS IT ?

WELL, IT'S A-- WELL--

WHY, IT'S A SMEDLEY
DICTO-RECORDO-GRAPH.

YOU LUG HEADS. THAT'S WHAT IT IS.
THE QUESTION STILL GOES.

AW, GEE, FELLAS, ALMOST EVERYBODY KNOWS
WHAT A SMEDLEY DICTO-RECORDO-GRAPH IS.

WE'RE MEMBERS OF THE GREAT
MINORITY. WHAT IS IT ?

VERY SIMPLE, FELLAS. YOU JUST TALK INTO THIS
GADGET LIKE THIS, AND IT TALKS BACK TO YOU.

A MECHANICAL WIFE. IT'S USED IN AN
OFFICE FOR TAKIN' DICTATION.

I GOT A HUNCH JERRY NEEDS THAT
LIKE HE NEEDS ANOTHER HEAD.

ON HIM, TWO HEADS WOULD LOOK
GOOD.

HA, HA. DON'T YOU WORRY ABOUT IT,
JERRY.

YOU CAN SELL THIS THING FOR TEN
BUCKS.

TEN BUCKS ? WELL, I WOULDN'T SELL
NO...

SMEDLEY DICTO-RECORDO-GRAPH FOR
A THOUSAND. TRY AND GET IT.

[Cackling ] HERE'S A LETTER FOR YA,
GENE!

IF IT'S ANYTHING LIKE THE OTHERS I
BEEN DELIVERIN', IT AIN'T GOOD NEWS.

YOU BETTER LISTEN TO THIS, FELLAS.
IT MIGHT CONCERN ALL OF US.

IT'S FROM THE BROOKS LAND
CORPORATION.

"DEAR MR. AUTRY, THIS IS TO INFORM
YOU...

"THAT BEGINNING WITH THE
EXPIRATION OF YOUR PRESENT LEASE,

RENTAL ON YOUR RANCH WILL BE
INCREASED 50%."

- WHAT, AGAIN ? - "THIS DECISION OF
THE BROOKS CORPORATION...

"IS FINAL, AND NOT SUBJECT TO
CHANGE OR DISCUSSION.

SIGNED, BRADFORD COLLINS."

I'D LIKE TO GET MY HANDS ON THOSE
GUYS. THEY CAN'T DO THAT!

- HAVE YOU DELIVERED VERY MANY OF
THESE ? - YEP, AND MORE TO GO.

WHY, AN INCREASE LIKE THIS WOULD
RUIN EVERY RANCH IN THE VALLEY.

UNLESS THEY DO A LITTLE RUININ'
FIRST.

THEY'RE AWFUL MAD, IF YOU KNOW
WHAT I MEAN.

I THINK I DO. WELL, THANKS, MIKE.

[ Engine Starting 1 DON'T MENTION IT.

BOYS, I GOT A LITTLE CHORE FOR YA.

SOON AS WE FINISH LOADIN' THE CATTLE, PHONE
OR VISIT EVERY RANCHER IN THE VALLEY.

TELL THEM TO MEET ME FIRST THING IN THE
MORNIN' AT BELLWEATHER'S LAW OFFICE.

[Beeping Horn]

- LOOK OUT ! - [ Horn Continues]

YOU FELLAS GET YOUR HORSES AND ROUND
UP THE COWS AGAIN. I'll BE RIGHT BACK.

[Cows Mooing ]

[Tires Squealing ]

[Horn Beeping]

[Tire Blowing]

HELLO.

- YOU FORGOT SOMETHIN'. - DON'T YOU
COME NEAR ME!

YOU FORGOT TO APOLOGIZE. I,
APOLOGIZE TO YOU ? NEVER.

NEVER'S A LONG TIME.

YOU FORGOT SOMETHIN' ELSE TOO.

NOT INTERESTED.

OH ! OH, HELP ! HELP ! OH!

OHH ! THAT'S WHAT I MEANT: YOU
FORGOT TO PUT ON YOUR BRAKE.

WELL, DON'T JUST STAND THERE. DO
SOMETHING!

I KEEP THINKIN' ABOUT THOSE COWS OF
MINE SCATTERED ALL OVER THE HILLS.

OH, ALL RIGHT. I APOLOGIZE.

I'M SORRY. DOES THAT MAKE YOU
HAPPY ?

NOT EXACTLY, BUT IT'S A START.

BY THE WAY, SUNSHINE, I DON'T KNOW
YOUR NAME.

- MINE'S GENE AUTRY. - I'M SHELLY
BROOKS.

BROOKS, HUH ?

HEY, ARE YOU ANY RELATION TO
WALDO T. BROOKS, JR. ?

WELL, ONLY ON MY PARENTS' SIDE. HE'S
MY BROTHER.

WHY ? WHY, HE'S RUININ' EVERY
RANCHER IN THE VALLEY.

- RAISIN' OUR RENTS. - WELL, THAT'S
HIS BUSINESS.

AND IF HE CAN'T MAKE IT, I CAN'T
SPEND IT.

AND I LOVE TO SPEND MONEY.

BUT IT HAPPENS TO BE OUR MONEY
THAT YOU LOVE TO SPEND.

AND WE DON'T LIKE IT.

[Laughing]

WHAT'S SO FUNNY ? I ALSO FORGOT TO
PUT AIR IN THE SPARE TIRE.

[Chuckling ] NOW, WHAT ARE WE GOING
TO DO ?

JUST SIT DOWN AND WAIT. SOMEBODY'S
BOUND TO COME ALONG SOMETIME.

WELL, WE MIGHT AS WELL HAVE A
LITTLE ENTERTAINMENT.

,60,6O [Car Radio: Strings]

NICE TUNE.

,60,6O [Humming]

,6O DA-DA, DA, DA, DA, DA ,6O

,6O I FOUND MY LOVE ,6O

,6O WHEN YOU STOLE MY HEART ,6O

WELL, GO AHEAD. IT SOUNDS NICE.

,6O YOU STOLE MY HEART ,6O

,6O BUT IT WASN'T STEALIN' ,6O

,6O RIGHT FROM THE START ,6O

,6O IT BELONGED TO YOU ,6O

,6O I HAD SOME DREAMS ,6O

,6O BUT IT WASN'T DREAMING ,6O

,6O BECAUSE IT SEEMS ,6O

,6O THAT THEY'VE ALL COME TRUE ,6O

,6O I DON'T KNOW WHY ,6O

,6O I DON'T KNOW WHEN ,6O

,6O YOU WANDERED BY ,6O

,6O AND DARLIN', I KNEW THEN ,6O

,6O YOU STOLE MY HEART ,6O

,6O BUT IT WASN'T STEALIN' ,6O

,6O I FOUND MY LOVE ,6O

,6O WHEN YOU STOLE MY HEART ,6O,6O

WELL, THAT'S THAT.

NOTHIN' IN SIGHT. LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE GONNA
HAVE TO SETTLE DOWN FOR A LONG CONCERT.

[Laughs] IT'S ALL RIGHT WITH ME. I
CAN TAKE IT.

OH, I CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT
TODAY.

BUT MR. BELLWEATHER. THIS IS MORE
IMPORTANT THAN FISHIN'!

ANYBODY BEEN MURDERED ? NO, BUT
WE MIGHT ALL STARVE TO DEATH.

HERE, READ THIS. OKAY. BUT
REMEMBER ONE THING.

THERE ISN'T ANYTHING MORE
IMPORTANT THAN FISHING.

SAY, YOU WANT TO BUY A SMEDLEY
DICTO-RECORDO-GRAPH FOR A THOUSAND DOLLARS ?

A THOUSAND DOLLARS ? ISN'T THAT
HIGH ? SURE IS. HOW 'BOUT 800 ?

THAT'S MORE LIKE IT. STEP INTO MY
OFFICE.

YEAH, THAT'S QUITE A DOCUMENT.

BROOKS, BROOKS-- OH ! OH, SPEAKING
OF BROOKS,

DID YOU EVER READ WALTON'S
"COMPLEAT ANGLER ?"

GREAT BOOK. DO YOU REALIZE THIS WILL
RUIN EVERY RANCHER IN THE VALLEY ?

YOU KNOW, I CAN'T AGREE WITH
WALTON ON THE BROWN HACKLE.

I LIKE A GINGER QUILL, TIED LIGHTLY.

HERE. BROOKS HAS NO RIGHT TO
DOUBLE YOUR RENT. IT'S ILLEGAL.

LEGAL OR ILLEGAL, BROOKS IS RAISIN'
OUR RENTS.

WE STOOD THE FIRST TWO, BUT WE CAN'T
STAND ONE MORE OUNCE OF PRESSURE.

I DARESAY YOU CAN'T. I THINK YOU
HAVE A CASE.

AND AS I WAS SAYING, YOU TAKE A
GINGER QUILL ON A NUMBER 12 HOOK,

AND THERE ISN'T A TROUT THIS SIDE OF
THE MISSISSIPPI THAT CAN RESIST IT.

OH, AND TALKING ABOUT FLIES ! [
Chuckles ]

HERE'S ONE-- OH, SHUCKS, THADDEUS.
WE'RE LOOKING FOR ADVICE.

WHAT BETTER ADVICE CAN I GIVE THAN
THE RIGHT SIZE FLY FOR A BIG TROUT ?

BUT WE'RE NOT GOIN' FISHIN'. WELL, I
AM.

- YOU MEAN, YOU WON'T REPRESENT US
? - OF COURSE I'll REPRESENT YOU.

READY, LESLIE ? READY IT IS, SIR.

LESLIE, WHAT'S THAT ? THAT'S A
SMEDLEY DICTO-RECORDO-GRAPH.

- I JUST BOUGHT IT FOR TEN DOLLARS. -
OOH ! MAKE A GOOD BAIT BOX.

YEAH. MM-HMM.

GENTLEMEN, THIS CASE SHALL BE NEXT ON
THE AGENDA, IMMEDIATELY ON MY RETURN.

LOCK THE DOOR WHEN YOU LEAVE.

GOOD DAY.

THADDEUS AIN'T NEVER BEEN A GREAT
ONE FOR DOIN' THINGS NOW.

ESPECIALLY WHEN NOW IS TROUT SEASON. A
FIST SPEAKS LOUDER THAN A TROUT, ROD.

WE BEEN WASTIN' TIME. YEAH, I'M FOR
DIRECT ACTION.

NOW, TAKE IT EASY, FELLOWS. LISTEN.
GIVE BELLWEATHER A CHANCE.

HE'LL PROBABLY GO TO WORK ON IT
THE FIRST THING IN THE MORNIN'.

SAY, GENE. DID YOU READ THAT SIGN
ON THE DOOR ?

[Man] HE'S GONNA BE GONE FOR THE
DURATION OF THE TROUT SEASON.

THAT SETTLES IT. I NEVER DID BELIEVE
IN LETTIN' LAWYERS FIGHT MY BATTLES.

HOW DO YOU FELLAS FEEL ? WE'RE
WITH YA, DAD.

LET'S GET GOIN'. STEP ASIDE, GENE.

WE'RE GONNA MAKE TRACKS TO THAT BROOKS OFFICE.
NOW, LISTEN TO ME, FELLAS.

WHEN OLD MAN BROOKS WAS ALIVE AND YOU
HAD A LITTLE TROUBLE, WHAT'D YOU DO ?

YOU'D GO TO HIM AND TALK IT OUT.
BUT HE AIN'T ALIVE NOW.

NO, BUT HIS SON IS, AND FOR ALL WE
KNOW, HE'S A CHIP OFF THE OLD BLOCK.

WHY DON'T YOU LET ME GO TO WALDO,
JR. AND TALK TO HIM ?

MAYBE WE CAN SETTLE THIS THING
PEACEFULLY. DO YOU KNOW JUNIOR ?

WELL, NO.

- BUT I KNOW HIS SISTER.
- WELL, IF YOU THINK YOU'VE GOT ANY INFLUENCE--

IT'S UP TO YOU FELLAS. OH, WHAT'S A
COUPLE MORE DAYS ?

YEAH, LET'S GIVE GENE A CHANCE.

THANKS, FELLAS. I'll LET YOU KNOW
AS SOON AS I HEAR SOMETHIN'.

ONE WAY OR THE OTHER.

WELL, GOODNESS GRACIOUS. WHAT
NEXT ?

GOOD AFTERNOON, MA'AM.

WE'D LIKE TO SEE MR. BROOKS. CAN'T
SEE HIM. HE'S BUSY.

WELL, THAT'S TOO BAD. UH, PERHAPS I
COULD SEE MISS BROOKS.

SHE'S-- WELL, SORT OF A FRIEND OF
MINE. FRIEND ?

HMM. SHE'S NOT SATISFIED RISKING
LIFE AND LIMB WITH WILD HORSES.

- NOW IT'S COWBOYS. - BUT WE'RE THE
GENTLE KIND, MA'AM.

WELL, GO DOWN TO THE CORRAL. IT'S ONLY
A QUARTER OF A MILE DOWN THE ROAD.

BUT WE DIDN'T COME TO CALL ON THE
HORSES.

LOOK HERE. SHE'S THERE, AND IF YOU
WANT TO SEE HER, YOU'LL GO THERE.

THE DAY THAT COWBOYS START
SCRATCHIN' UP MY POLISHED FLOORS,

I'M QUITTING, OR MY NAME ISN'T CORA
DOWNEY.

NEXT STOP'S THE CORRAL, BOYS.

[Girl ] WHEE, GIT ! RIDE 'EM, COWBOY!

WHOOPEE ! RIDE 'EM, COWBOY!

WHOOPEE ! RIDE 'EM, COWBOY!

WHEE, GIT ! RIDE 'EM, COWBOY!

[whinnying y

[Groaning, Laughing]

ARE YOU THE BROOKS GIRL ? SURE AM.

- ISN'T THERE ANOTHER ONE OF YOU ?
- YOU MUST MEAN MY SISTER SHELLY.

OH. SEE THERE ? WHAT'D I TELL YOU,
WISE GUYS ?

- WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO OUT THERE, KILL YOURSELF ?
- I'M PRACTICING FOR MY RODEO.

YOU OWN A RODEO ? USE YOUR EYES,
MEN.

THAT'S ME. I'VE GOT A REAL LAYOUT.

BUT ONLY, IT'S ALL MAKE-BELIEVE.

IF I ONLY HAD SOME REAL STARS--

WELL, MISS BROOKS, WE MIGHT BE
ABLE TO HELP YOU OUT.

DO YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO HIRE AND
FIRE YOUR TALENT,

OR DOES YOUR BROTHER HAVE TO
APPROVE ?

WELL, MY BROTHER MIGHT HAVE TO.

YOU MEAN, HE MIGHT HAVE TO SEE US
FIRST ?

WELL, THAT IS, IF I THINK YOU'RE OKAY.

HOW ABOUT GMN' HER A SAMPLE,
FELLAS ?

MISS BROOKS, YOU'RE ABOUT TO HIRE
YOURSELF A HANDFUL OF TALENT.

HOT DIGGITY ! A DOGHOUSE!

A SQUEEZE BOX ! A GIT-FIDDLE!

WE'RE IN THE GROOVE ! ALL RIGHT, HIT
IT, BOYS!

,6O,6O

,6O SATURDAY MATINEE ,6O

,6O THERE'S A COWBOY PICTURE ON
TODAY ,6O

,6O KIDS IN LINE PAY THEIR DIME ,6O

,6O NOW, THEY RIDE THAT OLD RANGE
TILL SUPPER TIME ,6O

WHICH WAY DID THEY GO ? ,6O THEY
WENT THATAWAY ,6O

OUT WHICH-A-WAY ? CAN'T HEAR YA.
,6O THEY WENT THATAWAY ,6O

,6O THEY WENT THIS-A-WAY, THATAWAY
WHERE-A-WAY, WHAT-A-WAY THATAWAY ,6O OH!

,6O BANDITS ROBBED THE STAGECOACH DRILLED
THE SHERIFF STOLE TEN GRAND IN GOLD ,6O

- ,6O GET 'EM BOYS BEFORE THE TRAIL GETS COLD ,6O
- WHICH WAY DID THEY GO ?

,6O THEY WENT THATAWAY THEY WENT THATAWAY
,6O LET'S GET 'EM. WHO'S AFRAID ?

,6O THEY WENT BUDDA-BUP BUDDA-BUP,
BUDDA-BUP BUDDA-BUP, THATAWAY ,6O

,6O KIDS ARE ROOTIN'-TOOTIN'-SHOOTIN'
FROM THEIR SADDLES ON THE AISLE ,6O

,6O AT THE WESTERN PICTURE SHOW
,6O

,6O HERE THEY COME RIDIN' HARD ,6O

,6O CHASIN' RUSTLERS 'CROSS THE
PRAIRIE LAND ,6O

,6O SHERIFF'S MEN LOST THE TRAIL ,6O

- ,6O LOST THE TRAIL OF THAT CATTLE-RUSTLIN' BAND ,6O
- WHICH WAY DID THEY GO ?

,6O THEY WENT THATAWAY ,6O ,6O
WHICH WAY'D THEY GO ,6O

,6O THEY WENT THATAWAY ,6O ,6O GET
THE ROPE ,6O

,6O THEY WENT GIDDYAP, GIDDYAP
GIDDYAP, GIDDYAP, THATAWAY ,6O

,6O BANDITS BUSTIN' BANKS AND BLOWIN'
SAFES THEY'RE LAUGHIN' AT THE LAW ,6O

- ,6O PICKIN' FIGHTS AND CHEATIN' ON THE DRAW ,6O
- WHICH WAY'D THEY GO ?

,6O THEY WENT THATAWAY THEY WENT
THATAWAY ,6O LET'S GO GIT 'EM!

- I'M A-GETTIN' TIRED. -,6O WENT NORTH-A-WAY,
SO U T H -A-WAY EAST-A-WAY, WEST-A-WAY ,6O

,6O SEE THOSE FIGHTIN', STEALIN'
DOUBLE-DEALIN' BANDITS GRAB THE DOUGH ,6O

,6O AT THE WESTERN PICTURE SHOW
,6O

,6O YOU CAN BET THEY'LL CATCH THEM
IN THE END ,6O

,6O AS OFF AGAIN THEY GO AT THE
WESTERN ,6O

,6O PICTURE ,6O

,6O SHOW ,6O,6O

OH, THAT'S WONDERFUL!

WELL, WHAT DO YOU SAY, MISS ? THINK
WE'RE GOOD ENOUGH...

TO HOLD UP THE REPUTATION OF THE
BROOKS INTERNATIONAL RODEO ?

YOU'LL DO. COME ON. LET'S GO UP AND
SEE JUNIOR.

HI, DOWNEY. I'M TAKIN' MY NEW CREW IN
TO SEE JUNIOR.

I DON'T THINK YOUR BROTHER'S IN ANY MOOD FOR HIRING.
HE'S IN AN IMPORTANT CONFERENCE.

CONFERENCES NEVER STOPPED ME
BEFORE. COME ON.

THIS ONE WILL. YOU'LL WAIT.

SIT. SIT!

THANK YOU. DON'T MIND IF WE DO.

MISS BROOKS, DO YOU THINK YOU CAN
GET US IN ?

IT'S A CINCH. AROUND HERE, WE GIRLS
GIVE THE ORDERS.

IT SAVES JUNIOR FROM THINKING.

"AND THEREFORE, ACCORDING TO THE ABOVE
STATEMENT OF ASSETS AND LIABILITIES,

"THE BROOKS LAND CORPORATION
SHOWS A DEFICIT...

OF $1,000,362.15."

WHAT'S THE 15 CENTS FOR ? BUBBLE
GUM FOR MISS ROBIN.

YEAH-- OH, THAT-- KNOW WHAT ? I--
PLEASE!

NO WONDER I'M A WRECK. THAT KID
SISTER OF MINE,

SHE'LL CHEW HER WAY RIGHT
THROUGH THIS RANCH!

BUT THAT DOESN'T EXPLAIN THE
MILLION DOLLARS.

NO, THAT'S MY OTHER SISTER'S
CONTRIBUTION.

OH, THEY'LL RUIN ME I BETWEEN 'EM, THEY'LL
RUIN ME I RUIN ME. WHAT'S IT SAY HERE ?

CALM YOURSELF. TAKE IT EASY.
REMEMBER YOUR CONDITION.

YES, I KNOW. YOU'RE A BUNDLE OF
NERVES!

OH, YES, LOOK. LOOK. LOOK. YES. TWO.
TWO BUNDLES!

WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR THE REST
OF THE FINANCIAL STATEMENT ?

NO, IT'S TOO DEPRESSING. WHAT'LL WE
DO ?

EITHER WE RAISE ADDITIONAL CAPITAL
OR THE LAND CORPORATION IS DEFUNCT.

IF THIS THING'S WORKING, I'M DEAD. OH!

HMM. NOT QUITE. JUST SUBNORMAL.

- WE'VE GOT TO RAISE MONEY! - I CAN'T
EVEN RAISE A DECENT TEMPERATURE.

REMEMBER, YOU'VE HAD A FAIR OFFER
TO SELL OUT. SELL ?

SELL THE PLACE ? OVER MY DEAD
BODY!

UGH, WHAT HAVE I SAID ? OH, NO. NO,
KIDS, I-I DON'T WANT TO DIE.

I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE ! MY WHOLE LIFE
IS BEFORE ME, SEE ?

LIFE IS STRETCHED OUT BEFORE ME,
AND LIFE CAN BE SO BEAUTIFUL.

YOU'D BETTER THINK IT OVER. AND REMEMBER
THE STOCKHOLDERS' MEETING TOMORROW NIGHT.

YES. IT'S IMPERATIVE THAT YOU
ATTEND.

OH, NO. NO, I WON'T. NO, I-I CAN'T ! I'M A
SICK MAN!

LOOK, I'VE GOT FOUR DOCTORS HERE.

MAYBE THAT'S WHY I'M IN SUCH TERRIBLE SHAPE.
WHERE DOES THIS GO ?

NEVERTHELESS, WE'LL EXPECT YOU. IF
YOU'RE STILL ALIVE.

IF ? OH, NO. IS IT THAT BAD ? COULD BE.

OH ! TELL ME, DOC. NERVOUS
HYPERTENSION.

STATE OF COMPLETE PHYSICAL
COLLAPSE...

BORDERING ON PSYCHOTRONIC
BREAKDOWN.

OH ! UH, DOC ? IN PLAIN ENGLISH,
YOU'RE A NERVOUS WRECK.

[Meaning]

YOU'RE NOT SO HOT YOURSELF. OH,
WHAT'LL DO WE DO, WHAT'LL DO WE DO ?

RELAX. ESCAPE FROM YOUR
RESPONSIBILITIES.

DIVORCE YOURSELF FROM YOUR
TROUBLES. DIVORCE ?

I'M NOT MARRIED TO THEM, YOU KNOW ?
I INHERITED THEM.

OH, SISTERS ! VULTURES!

ESCAPE BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE. SHIFT
YOUR CARES TO BROADER SHOULDERS.

YES, I DON'T KNOW ANY BROADER
SHOULDERS. I'M A 32 MYSELF.

IF YOU DON'T FOLLOW OUR ADVICE, WE WON'T
BE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE CONSEQUENCES.

COME, GENTLEMEN. WE MUSTN'T BE
ALARMIST.

OH ! HI, DOC. OH. NO, DON'T LEAVE ME!

YOU GET ME IN SUCH A STATE. NOW
YOU GO AWAY!

SEND ME NEW PRESCRIPTIONS. OH ! DO
THINGS FOR ME!

[Muttering, Meaning]

COME ON, GANG. HE'S ALONE NOW. I'll
GET YOU IN.

YOU 1

THE DEAL'S OFF, MEN ! EVERY MAN FOR
HIMSELF!

YOU DROPPED THIS ? THANKS.

[Groans ] WHO ARE YOU ?

I'M ONE OF A GROUP OF CATTLE RANCHERS THAT'S
BEING DRIVEN OUT OF BUSINESS BY YOUR FIRM.

- MY FIRM ?
- YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT RENTS AND THE TROUBLE WE'RE HAVING ?

TROUBLE ? YOU THINK YOU'VE GOT
TROUBLE ?

[ Laughs Sarcastically] WHY, YOU DON'T
KNOW WHAT TROUBLE IS!

WERE YOU EVER DRIVEN TO A STATE OF NEAR
PSYCHO-- NEU-- WHATEVER THE MAN SAID I HAD--

BY TWO EXTRAVAGANT SISTERS, BOTH
FEMALE ?

[Coughs] WERE YOU ?

MAYBE YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO
HANDLE YOUR SISTERS.

NOW, IF I WERE THEIR BROTHER, I'D
CLAMP DOWN,

GIVE 'EM A REASONABLE ALLOWANCE
AND MAKE 'EM STICK TO IT.

YEAH ? YOU'VE NEVER MET MY SISTERS.

OH, YES, I HAVE. BOTH OF 'EM.

AND YOU'D STILL TELL 'EM WHAT TO DO
? I CERTAINLY WOULD.

[Laughs ] YOU SAl--

MM. TURN AROUND, PLEASE.

BROADER THAN MINE! HUH ?

YOUR SHOULDERS. HEY, YOU'RE A SICK
MAN. YOU BETTER SIT DOWN.

OH, YES, I AM. I-I DON'T FEEL WELL.

THE WHOLE DAY'S BEEN ONE THING
AND THEN ANOTHER.

WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH A BUSINESS THAT
WAS LOSING A MILLION DOLLARS A YEAR ?

I'D LOOK INTO IT, DEMAND AN ACCOUNTING
AND FIND OUT WHERE MY MONEY WAS GOING.

DEMAND. CALL THE BOARD OF DIRECTORS
ON THE CARPET AND HAVE A SHOWDOWN.

HAVE A SHOWDOWN, HUH ?

[Giggles]

'COURSE, IT'S ALWAYS EASY TO TELL THE
OTHER FELLA HOW TO RUN HIS BUSINESS.

SHH ! "I WOULD HAVE THEIR--" WHAT'S
YOUR NAME ?

GENE AUTRY. GENE AUTRY.

NOW, DON'T GET ME WRONG. I'M NOT TRYING
TO TELL YOU HOW TO RUN YOUR BUSINESS.

WELL,

IT'S JUST THAT IF I WERE IN YOUR
PLACE, I'D DO SOMETHIN' ABOUT IT.

MM-HMM. WHAT'S MY NAME ?

[Laughs] OH ! SEE, I KNOW MY OWN
NAME!

PARDON ME. [Coughs, Blows]

,60,6O [Humming]

- IS THAT YOUR JALOPY OUT THERE ? -
WHY, YES. WHY ?

LOOK, I'll SWAP YOU ALL MY CARS FOR
IT.

THIS IS FOR YOU. I AM DIVORCING
MYSELF.

WHAT IS THIS THING ? THAT'S A
PRESCRIPTION THE DOCTOR ORDERED.

THIS GOES WITH IT, AND I'M SURE YOU
CAN USE... THAT.

,60,6O [Humming Happily]

[Running Footsteps, Door Slamming]

[Mumbling]

"I, WALDO T. BROOKS, HEREBY TRANSFER
AND CONVEY ALL RIGHTS AND TITLES--"

[Engine Starting 1 HEY! NO, YOU DON'T!

[Vehicle Driving Away]

HEY! COME BACK HERE!

THAT ABOUT COVERS IT, LAWYER
BELLWEATHER.

AH, BAD. VERY BAD.

NARY A STRIKE ALL AFTERNOON.

HERE, TAKE THIS. LET ME SEE THAT
INFERNAL DOCUMENT.

[Muttering, Indistinct]

"...WALDO, JR., DO HEREBY TRANSFER AND
CONVEY ALL RIGHTS, TITLE AND INTEREST...

- IN ANY AND ALL OF MY POSSESSIONS
To, UH--" - [ Line Racing Out]

- HEY, WHAT'LL I DO ? - "GENE AUTRY."
AW, LET HIM RUN.

IT'S PROBABLY JUST A MINNOW. "...TO
DO WITH AS HE SEES FIT, SIGNED, UH--"

[Line Racing Out, Whining]

HEY! LET ME HAVE THAT ! THAT'S OLD
JONAH!

I BEEN AFTER HIM FOR TEN YEARS!

AHH. AHH ! I GOT YA THIS TIME!

YOU WON'T GET AWAY FROM ME ! [
Laughing Triumphantly] OH, JONAH!

COME ON. COME ON. COME ON, BOY!
COME ON!

HEY!

[Laughing]

WHAT DO YA KNOW ? AFTER ALL THESE
YEARS, OLD JONAH!

- HE WAS ALMOST MY JONAH. - YEAH,
NOW, WE WERE SAYING ?

- UH, ABOUT THIS PAPER. - AH, YES, YES,
YES

- IS IT LEGAL ?
- ACCORDING TO ARTICLE 4.63, SECTION TWO OF THE CIVIL CODE,

IT IS UNTIL IT CAN BE PROVED THAT
BROOKS IS CRAZY--

WHICH HE UNDOUBTEDLY IS. THAT'S
ALL I WANT TO KNOW.

YEAH. AND IF YOU ASK ME, YOU'RE CRAZY
TOO, FOR GETTIN' YOURSELF INTO THIS MESS.

NOT IF lT'LL HELP SOLVE THE
RANCHERS' PROBLEM.

I'M GONNA BE AT THAT
STOCKHOLDERS' MEETIN' TONIGHT.

- YOO-HOO ! - AH ! WE HAVE ANOTHER
CLIENT IN THE OUTER OFFICE.

- LAWYER BELLWEATHER ! - UH, LESLIE ?
ROW MR. AUTRY TO SHORE

YES, SIR.

GOOD EVENING, GENTLEMEN. [All]
GOOD EVENING.

OH, JUNIOR HASN'T ARRIVED YET ? NOT
YET, BUT HE'LL BE HERE.

I'VE JUST BEEN EXPLAINING HOW WE'VE
GOT HIM ON THE RUN.

WHEN HE SHOWS UP, HE'LL SELL OUT
FOR A FEW CENTS ON THE DOLLAR.

[Laughter] [Door Opening]

GOOD EVENING, GENTLEMEN.

SORRY I'M LATE.

THIS IS THE PRESIDENT'S CHAIR, I
SUPPOSE ?

WHAT DO YOU WANT ? TO SIT DOWN.
I'VE BEEN IN THE SADDLE ALL DAY.

LOOK HERE, AUTRY. YOU CAN'T BREAK
UP THIS MEETING.

I'M LIABLE TO DO JUST THAT, MR.
COLLINS.

WELL, HE-- GENTLEMEN!

WHY, THIS IS INCREDIBLE I IT'S
IMPOSSIBLE I

- IT'S FANTASTIC I - IT'S RIDICULOUS I -
IT'S LEGAL.

LET'S GET ALONG WITH THE MEETING,
GENTLEMEN.

MR. SCHOOLER, I'D LIKE TO SEE THE
FINANCIAL STATEMENT.

UH, WELL, AUTRY, UH--

AS YOU KNOW, WE'RE IN BAD SHAPE.

IT WAS MR. BROOKS' INTENTION TO
SELL HIS INTEREST TO US TONIGHT.

ACTING IN JUNIOR'S BEHALF, YOU WILL
NATURALLY FOLLOW HIS WISHES.

I HAVE ALREADY DRAWN UP A PAPER.
YES.

[Schooler] ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS
SIGN.

MIND IF I ASK A QUESTION ?

[Schooler] CERTAINLY NOT, AUTRY.

IF THIS BUSINESS IS LOSIN' A MILLION DOLLARS
A YEAR, WHY DO ALL YOU FELLAS WANT IT ?

[Clears Throat] [Collins] WELL, UH--

ANY BUSINESS IS A GAMBLE. LOSING
ONES MORE SO.

AND, UH... [Chuckles] WE'RE GAMBLERS.

I'M GLAD TO HEAR YOU SAY THAT, COLLINS.
I'M A GAMBLER TOO. DEAL ME IN.

VERY GOOD, MR. AUTRY. THERE'S JUST
ONE MORE DETAIL.

IF THE CORPORATION IS TO REMAIN IN BUSINESS,
WE'VE GOT TO RAISE ADDITIONAL CAPITAL...

WITHIN 30 DAYS.

I THEREFORE MOVE THAT EACH OF US
BE ASSESSED $50,000.

- SECOND THE MOTION. - [Collins] ALL
THOSE IN FAVOR.

[ Board, Together] AYE. [Collins] So
CARRIED.

- HEY, WHAT GOES ON HERE ? - YOU'RE
A GAMBLER.

IF YOU WANT TO STAY IN THE POT,
THROW IN YOUR CHIPS.

WHERE AM I GOING TO GET $50,000 ?

[Collins] YOU HAVE EXACTLY 30 DAYS
TO FIND OUT.

WHAT HAPPENS IF I DON'T PUT IN?

YOU AUTOMATICALLY FORFEIT THE
INTEREST OF WALDO T. BROOKS, JR.

UNLESS, OF COURSE, IN THE MEANTIME,
YOU DECIDE TO SELL OUT.

ALL RIGHT. DEAL ME IN.

[Collins] THAT'S ALL RIGHT WITH US,
MR. AUTRY.

ONLY REMEMBER, YOU HAVE 30 DAYS.

JUST 30 DAYS.

[Man] ,6O OH, THE COVERED WAGON
,6O

,6O ROLLED RIGHT ALONG ,6O [Chorus]
,6O RIGHT ALONG ,6O

,6O WHILE THE PIONEERS GAVE OUT A
HAPPY SONG ,6O

,6O TO THOSE HAPPY DAYS OF DRMN'
,6O [ Clicks ]

,6O MAMMY COOKED AND KEPT US
THRMN' ,6O

,6O AND THE COVERED WAGON ROLLED
RIGHT ALONG ,6O

[Announcer] YOU HAVE BEEN LISTENING
TO THE COMFY REST MATTRESS HOUR.

,60,6O [Singing Continues] WE ALL KNOW
YOU WERE ENJOYING THE RESTFUL BLISS...

OF THOSE PEACEFUL MOMENTS
BEFORE A HARD DAY OF LABOR.

REMEMBER, SLEEP FOR HEALTH. [Clicks
off Radio 1

,6O AND THE COVERED WAGON ROLLED
RIGHT ALONG ,6O

,6O ROLLED ALONG, ROLLED ALONG ,6O

,6O PAPPY SAID I'll SEE THAT HEAT
EVERY DAY, EVERY DAY ,6O

,6O MAMMY, YOU JUST GREASE THE
SKILLET ,6O

,6O IF WE NEED SOME FOOD I'll KILL IT
,6O

,6O AND THE COVERED WAGON ROLLED
RIGHT ALONG ,6O

,6O ROLLED ALONG, ROLLED ALONG ,6O

,6O AND THE COVERED WAGON ROLLED
RIGHT ALONG ,6O

- ,6O WE CROSSED THE RESERVATION OF THE SIOUX ,6O
- [Yelling Indian War Cry]

,6O WHILE THE INDIANS STOOD AND
WATCHED US PASSIN' THROUGH ,6O

,6O NOT A REDSKIN DARED TO TRIFLE
WHILE OLD PAPPY HELD HIS RIFLE ,6O

,6O AND THE COVERED WAGON ROLLED
RIGHT ALONG ,6O

,6O ROLLED ALONG, ROLLED ALONG ,6O
MISS DOWNEY!

,6O AND THE COVERED WAGON ROLLED
RIGHT ALONG ,6O

,6O PAPPY SOLD THE MULES AND THEN
WENT ON A SPREE ,6O

,6O AND HE SAID AT LAST I HAVE MY
LIBERTY ,6O

,6O MAMMY SAID CUT OUT YOUR BRAGGIN'
AS SHE HITCHED HIM TO THE WAGON ,6O

,6O AND THE COVERED WAGON ROLLED
RIGHT ALONG ,6O

,6O ROLLED ALONG, ROLLED ALONG ,6O

,6O AND THE COVERED WAGON ROLLED
RIGHT ALONG ,6O,6O

AND JUST WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE
DOING ?

JUST REARRANGIN' THE DUST, MA'AM.

[Sighs] MISS DOWNEY ? MISS DOWNEY!

SHE DOESN'T WORK HERE ANYMORE.

- YOU MUST BE MAD. SHE'S THE HOUSEKEEPER !
- I'M THE HOUSEKEEPER.

- AND WAS SHE MAD ! - [ Sighs ] WHERE'S
THE BUTLER ?

HERE I AM.

NOW, DON'T BE FRIGHTENED, DARLING.
I'll GET RID OF THEM.

JUNIOR ? JUNIOR!

JUNIOR!

JUNIOR ! JUNIOR, WILL YOU GET THESE
OAFS OUT OF HERE ?

AH-- WELL, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE
?

TRYING TO FIGURE OUT THESE BILLS.

SUNSHINE, YOU WERE SURE RIGHT
ABOUT SPENDING MONEY.

YOU MUST REALLY LOVE IT. I'll PUT A
STOP TO THIS NONSENSE.

JUNIOR ! JUNIOR!

- JUNIOR'S ON A VACATION. - JUNIOR
LEFT GENE IN CHARGE OF EVERYTHING!

ALONG WITH ALL OF HIS OTHER TROUBLES,
I INHERITED YOU AND ROBIN.

"I DO HEREBY TRANSFER...

ALL OF MY EARTHLY POSSESSIONS TO GENE
AUTRY, TO DO WITH AS HE SEES FIT."

WELL, IS JUNIOR SICK ? WHERE IS HE ?
OH, HE'S ALL RIGHT.

HE'S JUST TAKING A MUCH-NEEDED
REST.

WELL, WHAT'S HAPPENING AROUND
HERE ?

- I HAD TO RETRENCH. - AND WHERE'S
MY MAID ?

- SHE WAS RETRENCHED. - HOW DARE
YOU ?

I'M SORRY, SUNSHINE. I HAD TO LET 'EM
ALL GO.

INCLUDING THE COOK. BUT MY MAID!
WHO'LL DRESS ME ?

YOU'RE A BIG GIRL. YOU'LL HAVE TO
DRESS YOURSELF. OH!

[Engine Sputtering]

[Engine Stopping]

[Starter Motor Grinding]

[sighs] OH. NO!

[ Coyote Howling ]

"AND, THEREFORE, ACCORDING TO THE
ABOVE FACTS,

MY CLIENT'S ENTITLED TO THE
AFOREMENTIONED COMPENSATION."

OH, MR. BELLWEATHER ? YES ?

THERE'S A CLIENT IN THE WAITING
ROOM.

WELL, SHOW HIM IN.

HEY, WAIT A MINUTE. THAT LOOKS LIKE
A CRIMINAL CASE.

WE BOTH BETTER GO. OKAY.

[Meaning]

WATER!

[Sighs]

[ Mutters ]

HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY. THAT'S ENOUGH OF THAT NOW, SON.
YOU'LL SCUTTLE YOURSELF.

THOSE-THOSE FISH. ARE THEY THE
EATING KIND ?

ARE THEY ? I'll SAY ! GOOD!

OH, NO. NOT NOW. YOU JUST COME
WITH ME, AND--

AND I'll SHOW YOU A MEAL FIT FOR A
BUSINESS TYCOON.

BUSINESS TYCOON ? OH, NO. NOT THAT.

JUST-JUST SHOW ME ONE FIT FOR A
MAN.

IF I'M NOT BOASTING. OH, GRAB HIM.
GRAB HIM. LET'S GET TO THE LODGE.

"HIAWATHA." A FOUR-YEAR-OLD
JUMPER.

"PURPLE SAGE." A THREE-YEAR-OLD
SADDLEBRED.

"RED JACKET--" WHOSE IDEA IS THIS ?

GENE AUTRY'S. HMM.

HEARD ANYTHING FROM JUNIOR ? A
THREE-YEAR-OLD QUARTER HORSE.

KNOW WHERE HE IS ? SOMEWHERE,
TAKING A REST.

WHO TOLD YOU ? GENE AUTRY.

AUTRY AGAIN, HUH ?

I DON'T MEAN TO ALARM YOU, SHELLY,
BUT...

DID IT EVER OCCUR TO YOU THAT AUTRY
COULD BE THROWING A VERY FAST CURVE ?

A FOUR-YEAR-OLD STALLION. DO THAT
ONE AGAIN.

WELL, I'M JUST THINKING OUT LOUD,
UNDERSTAND.

BUT SUPPOSE-- JUST SUPPOSE--

AUTRY GOT JUNIOR OUT OF THE WAY
FOR SAY, A MONTH--

HE SELLS YOUR HORSES, EVERYTHING
YOU OWN, FOR CASH.

THEN, ONE DAY, HE'S GONE AND SO IS
THE CASH.

[Sighs] I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT-- YOU
BETTER THINK IT OVER.

"FAIR WINNER--" [Gavel Pounding]

I DON'T HAVE TO TELL YOU FELLAS
ANYTHING ABOUT THE BROOKS STRING.

YOU'RE ALL HORSE-MINDED.

I DO WANT TO WARN YOU THAT "BLUE BOY" IS
NOT GOING TO BE SOLD FOR BARGAIN PRICES.

WHY, THAT'S THE BEST HORSE IN THE BROOKS STRING.
THAT'S THE ONE FOR ME.

[Man ] YOU'LL HAVE TO BID HIGH TO
GET HIM AWAY FROM ME.

[Gavel Pounding] [Gene] ALL RIGHT,
WHAT AM I BID ?

YOU'D BETTER START WITH YOUR TOP
OFFER. WAIT A MINUTE. PLEASE.

IF WE WERE SELLING COW PONIES, MR.
AUTRY WOULD BE AN AUTHORITY.

BUT THESE ARE SHOW HORSES. AND
HE'S OUT OF HIS CLASS.

I FEEL IT ONLY HONEST TO TELL YOU THAT
"BLUE BOY" ISN'T THE HORSE HE USED TO BE.

[Chuckles] I DON'T KNOW WHY, BUT NOW
HE WON'T JUMP, AND HE WON'T RUN!

- HE'S A TROPHY WINNER, ISN'T HE? -
WELL, HE WAS.

I'D LIKE TO SEE HIM IN ACTION. GO
AHEAD.

JUMP HIM, MISS BROOKS. [Crowd
Chattering ]

WELL, I'll TRY.

[Softly] BUT NOT VERY HARD.

THANKS FOR YOUR HELP, SUNSHINE,
BUT I'll JUMP HIM FOR YOU.

THAT'S STILL MY HORSE, MR. AUTRY.

[Crowd Chattering ]

CALL THAT A HAS-BEEN, SHELLY ?
THAT HORSE DOESN'T JUMP, IT FLIES!

[Robin ] GIDDYAP ! GIDDYAP ! GIT ! GIT!

GIDDYAP!

WHOA, WHOA ! WHOA. WHOA.

I ALWAYS KNEW YOU GUYS'D BE GOOD
FOR SOMETHING.

I DON'T KNOW. I THINK I COULD DO
BETTER WITH A COUPLE OF REAL MULES.

HOW'D WE COME OUT ? $28,832.

TWENTY-EIGHT GRAND. THAT AIN'T HAY.

YEAH, IT'S ALSO NOT $50,000.

I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE'RE GONNA
GET THE REST.

WE'VE CUT DOWN EXPENSES.
AUCTIONED OFF ALL THE HORSES.

SAY, YOU GOT ANY MORE OF THOSE
ROMAN BATHTUBS ?

THREE, COUNTING ONE WITH A BROKEN
WHEEL.

PEDDLING THOSE THINGS WON'T HELP
MUCH, GENE.

WE'RE NOT GOING TO PEDDLE THEM.
WE'RE GOING TO PAINT 'EM.

PAINT 'EM FOR THE BROOKS
INTERNATIONAL RODEO.

,60,6O [ Brass Band ]

[Ringing] HELLO ?

WHAT ? I CAN'T HEAR YOU!

[Shouting] I CAN'T HEAR A THING
YOU'RE SAYING ! LOUDER!

[Conductor] NO, NO, NO, NO, NO ! NOW
I-- NOW I CAN HEAR YA.

FELLAS, WE'RE SUPPOSED TO ALL BE
PLAYING THE SAME THING.

ALL TOGETHER NOW, LET'S TAKE IT AT
THE BEGINNING.

,60,6O [ Resumes] WHAT ?

LOUDER ! [Conductor] STOP, STOP,
STOP, STOP.

OH, NOW I CAN HEAR YOU. BUT MAKE IT
QUICK!

I SAID, "TOGETHER," MEANING, "ALL AT
ONCE."

,60,6O [ Racket Continues]

[Shouting ] YOU SAY, IT'S COLD OUT ?
COLD OUT ?

STOP IT. STOP IT ! ,6O,6O [Continues]

[Man On Phone] I DIDN'T GET THAT. DID
YOU SAY YOU'RE WEAK AND IT'S COLD OUT ?

[Laughing] [Muttering Angrily]

OH, THE FIRST WEEK'S SOLD OUT ! THE
FIRST WEEK'S SOLD OUT, GENE.

OH, THAT'S FINE. GOOD MORNING,
SUNSHINE. [Hangs Up Phone]

SO, HE'S ACTUALLY GOING TO PUT ON A
RODEO. YES, HE IS.

I WONDER WHY. TO RAISE THE REST OF
THE MONEY HE NEEDS.

AND HE ACTUALLY INTENDS TO STAR
ROBIN. AND USE THE BROOKS NAME.

AUTRY'S FORGOTTEN SOMETHING.

ROBIN'S A MINOR. AND ?

AND WHO'S HER CLOSEST RELATIVE ?

WELL, JUNIOR'S HER LEGAL GUARDIAN,
IF THAT'S WHAT YOU MEAN.

BUT HE'S NOT HERE. WHICH LEAVES
YOU.

I THINK I CAN TAKE CARE OF THIS.

GO ON HOME AND RELAX. RELAX ?

HAVE YOU EVER TRIED TO RELAX IN A
MADHOUSE ?

BELLS RINGING, BANDS PLAYING,
PEOPLE SHOUTING!

I THOUGHT VAUDEVILLE WAS DEAD!

[Starting Engine]

I BEG YOUR PARDON I SORRY, MISTER, I GUESS
I WASN'T LOOKIN' WHERE I WAS GOIN' I

WELL, FROM NOW ON, WATCH WHERE
YOU'RE GOING.

WELL, LIKE I SAID, MISTER. I'M SORRY.

HOLD IT, DIPPY.

- MR. COLLINS ! - YEAH ?

WHERE'S YOUR WALLET ? I DON'T
UNDERSTAND. IT'S RIGHT--

GIVE IT TO HIM, DIPPY.

THIS IS YOUR THIRD OFFENSE, DIPPY. THE
WARDEN'S GOING TO BE AWFULLY MAD AT YOU.

COME ON. HOLD IT, OFFICER.

I THINK YOU'RE MAKING A MISTAKE. I
GAVE MR. DIPPY MY WALLET.

GAVE IT TO HIM ? AW, NOW, LISTEN, MR.
COLLINS,

YOU CAN'T LET THESE CROOKS GET AWAY
WITH-- THAT'S THE WAY IT IS, OFFICER.

I WISH I HAD-A STAYED IN THE ARMY.

WHAT'S THE GIMMICK, MISTER ? YOU
KNOW I LIFTED-- OF COURSE.

BUT I THINK YOUR TALENTS MIGHT
COME IN VERY HANDY.

WELL, NOW, THAT'S THE KIND OF TALK I
LIKE TO HEAR!

UH-UH-UH!

HELLO. UH, WHERE'S AUTRY ?

AND THE CHILD. OH, OVER THERE!

TOGETHER, AS USUAL.

HURRY UP, BOYS. WE'LL BE ROLLIN' IN
AN HOUR!

GEE WHIZ, GENE, THIS IS THE MOST
EXCITING DAY I'VE-- AUTRY I

NOW, AUTRY, THIS IS MR. STIMPSON.

THE CHILD LABOR BOARD. KEEP
TALKIN', GENTLEMEN.

I'VE COME TO INFORM YOU THAT,
LACKING THE CONSENT...

OF A MINOR'S PARENTS OR THE
IMMEDIATE FAMILY,

SAID MINOR CANNOT LEGALLY APPEAR IN
ANY COMMERCIAL PUBLIC PERFORMANCE.

BOILED DOWN, IT MEANS ROBIN CAN'T GO
WITH US WITHOUT SUNSHINE'S PERMISSION.

- WHICH SHE'S NOT GOING TO GIVE.-
WHICH SHE'S NOT GOING TO GIVE.

JUST THOUGHT YOU'D LIKE TO HEAR THE NEWS, AUTRY.
VERY THOUGHTFUL OF YOU.

WELL, ROBIN, IT LOOKS LIKE THEY'VE
GOT US.

GOT US GOOD. THAT'S ALL RIGHT, GENE.

I SUPPOSE THE SHOW'S THE MOST
IMPORTANT THING, ANYHOW.

NICE WORK, SUNSHINE. YOU SHOULD
FEEL MIGHTY PROUD OF YOURSELF.

[Gene] ,-so A BOY ,-so

,6O FOUND A DREAM UPON A DISTANT
SHORE ,6O

,6O A MAID ,6O

,6O WITH A WAY OF WHISPERIN' "SI,
SENOR" ,6O

,6O EACH NIGHT ,6O

,6O WHILE GUITARS WOULD SOFTLY
PLAY ,6O

,6O THE TUNE SEEMED TO DANCE ,6O

,6O 'ROUND THE WORDS THAT HE'D SAY
,6O

,6O AMAPOLA ,6O

,6O LINDISIMA AMAPOLA ,6O

,6O SERA SIEMPRE Ml ALMA ,6O

,6O TUYA, SOLA ,6O

,6O YO TE QUIERO ,6O

,6O AMADA NINA MIA ,6O

,6O IGUAL QUE AMA LA FLOR ,6O

,6O LA LUZ DEL DIA ,6O

,6O AMAPOLA ,6O

,6O LINDISIMA AMAPOLA ,6O

,6O NO SEAS TAN INGRATA ,6O

,6O Y AMAME ,6O

,6O AMAPOLA ,6O

,6O AMAPOLA ,6O

,6O COMO PUEDES TU VIVIR ,6O ALL
RIGHT.

MAKE IT GOOD ! ,6O TAN SOLA ,6O

[ Together] ,-so AMAPOLA ,-so

,6O LINDISIMA AMAPOLA ,6O

,6O NO SEAS TAN INGRATA ,6O

,6O Y AMAME ,6O

,6O AMAPOLA ,6O

,6O AMAPOLA ,6O

,6O HOW I LONG TO HEAR YOU ,6O

,6O SAY ,6O

,6O I LOVE YOU ,6O,6O

DINNER MUSIC'S OVER, BOYS. LET'S GET
GOIN'.

HYAH!

GENE, LOOK!

GENE ! GENE!

GENE!

GENE!

HANG ON, ROBIN!

GENE SAYS YOU'D BETTER PUT A
HALTER ON HER NEXT TIME.

WILL, UH, GENE BE ABLE TO OPEN THE
SHOW ?

AS SOON AS HE COLLECTS THE PIECES.
SO LONG.

BYE.

[ Door Closes]

SHELLY, DID YOU SEND THOSE MEN TO
WRECK THE RODEO TO SPITE GENE ?

DO YOU THINK I'D TRY TO KILL MY OWN
SISTER ?

NO, YOU'RE NOT THAT ORNERY.

[ Sighs 1 BUT I AM ORNERY.

AREN'T I ?

ROBIN--

ROBIN, DO YOU FEEL WELL ENOUGH TO
RIDE IN THE SHOW ?

SURE, WHAT'S A LITTLE DROWNING ?

ALL RIGHT, THEN. I'll GET YOU THERE
ON TIME.

DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE GOING TO HELP ?

OF COURSE. GEE WHIZ, SHELLY.

THAT'LL SHOW GENE YOU'RE NOT A
PAIN IN THE NECK.

AND AN ALL-AROUND DOPE.

[Sighs ] WELL, I'll SETTLE FOR NOT
BEING A PAIN IN THE NECK.

THEN HE WON'T MIND IF YOU'RE A DOPE.

OH, BUT I DO, ROBIN. I MIND TERRIBLY.

BECAUSE HE'S-- WELL, HE'S-- HE'S--

AIN'T HE, THOUGH. AIN'T HE JUST
SUPER!

,60,6O [ Brass Band ]

[Neighing]

PARDON ME. SORRY, MISTER.

HO, BOY. HO ! HO ! [ Neighing]

THAT'S A GOOD BOY. WHAT'S THE
MATTER WITH YOU ?

ANY TROUBLE, MR. DIPPY ? AW, IT WAS
A BREEZE.

THERE I WAS WAITIN' FOR THIS AUTRY GUY, SO I
TALKED THE HORSE INTO GETTIN' CANTANKEROUS.

AUTRY RUNS IN, I FLINGS MYSELF
AGAINST HIM, AND--

ALL RIGHT, WILLIE, WHERE'S THE
PHONY ?

SHALL WE CALL IT A... SUBSTITUTE ? I'D
FEEL EASIER.

IF lT'D PUT YOUR MIND AT EASE AND AUTRY
ON ICE, CALL IT ANYTHING YOU WANT.

- THINK YOU CAN PUT THIS BACK ? -
TAKE 'EM OUT, PUT 'EM BACK--

WHY DON'T YOU MAKE UP YOUR MIND ?

GET GOING I I'll DO THE THINKING.

I'll SEE IF I CAN FIND SHELLY.

LOOKS LIKE IT MIGHT RAIN A LITTLE.

WELL, HERE'S SUNSHINE, COMIN' RIGHT
AT YOU.

WELL, I-- I'M ON MY WAY OUT FRONT.

TELL THE BOYS GOOD LUCK FOR ME,
WILL YOU ? I'll TELL 'EM.

AND JUST SO YOU DON'T MISS ME, I'll
BE THE BUCKAROO IN THE ROSEBUD SHIRT.

[Laughing 1 I'LL SPOT YOU.

I'll BE LOOKING FOR YOU, TOO, GENE.

[Sighs] I'M TERRIBLY ASHAMED ABOUT
THE WAY I'VE BEHAVED. I--

WELL, I GUESS I'VE SAID THAT BEFORE,
HAVEN'T I ?

CAN'T YOU THINK OF ANYTHING TO SAY
? PLENTY.

YOU'RE PRETTY DARN SWELL.

COME TO THINK ABOUT IT, I THINK
YOU'RE SWELL AND DARN PRETTY.

GUESS I BETTER BE GETTIN' IN MY
FANCY DUDS.

YOU BETTER GET OUT IN FRONT. OH,
SAY, IT'S GETTING CHILLY.

COULD I BORROW YOUR COAT ? SURE.

[Chuckles] ALL RIGHT. THANKS.

GOOD LUCK. BYE.

OH ! OH, I'M SORRY.

MY FAULT, LADY.

OH, HELLO, SHELLY. I'VE BEEN LOOKING
FOR YOU. HELLO.

HOW ABOUT SITTING IN MY BOX ? WELL,
I--

WAIT A MINUTE. YOU CAN'T DO THIS,
SHERIFF.

WHO ARE YOU ? I'M THE MANAGER OF
THIS RODEO.

AND WE CAN'T PUT ON A SHOW
WITHOUT AUTRY.

THAT'S YOUR WORRY. MR. SCHOOLER HAS SWORN OUT A
WARRANT, AND I'M PLACING AUTRY UNDER ARREST.

[Gene 1 WHAT'S THE CHARGE ? [Sheriff]
FORGERY.

AND YOU CAN COUNT YOURSELF
FORTUNATE THE CHARGE ISN'T MURDER.

THERE'S MORE IN THE DISAPPEARANCE OF
WALDO BROOKS JR. THAN MEETS THE EYE.

MY CREDENTIALS ARE ALL IN ORDER,
SHERIFF.

MY BROTHER GAVE GENE FULL POWER
OF ATTORNEY.

AND HE WROTE IT ALL OUT ON A PAPER.

IT'S IN MY WALLET. LET'S HAVE IT,
SUNSHINE.

OH, HERE IT IS.

THERE'LL BE NO TROUBLE IDENTIFYING
THE SIGNATURE.

THIS ISN'T THE PAPER JUNIOR GAVE ME.

THIS IS OUT-AND-OUT FORGERY ! WAIT
A MINUTE.

YOU'D BETTER HOLD IT, AUTRY. THAT'S
AN ADMISSION CAN BE HELD AGAINST YOU.

COME ON.

I'll TAKE MY COAT IF YOU'RE THROUGH
WITH IT NOW.

STILL IN THERE PUNCHIN', HUH,
SUNSHINE ? GENE--

LET'S GO, SHERIFF.

,6O I WISH I HAD NEVER MET SUNSHINE
,6O

,6O AND SUNSHINE HAD NEVER MET ME
,6O

,6O SHE BORROWED MY CAR AND MY
MONEY ,6O

,6O FOR A TRIP TO THE CITY TO SEE ,6O

,6O SHE VOWED SHE WOULD BE
EVER-FAITHFUL ,6O

,6O BUT I FOUND SHE CHEATED ON ME
,6O

,6O NOW I WISH I HAD NEVER MET
SUNSHINE ,6O

,6O AND SUNSHINE HAD NEVER MET ME
,6O

,6O I WISH I HAD NEVER MET SUNSHINE
,6O

,6O AND SUNSHINE HAD NEVER MET ME
,6O

,6O FOR 21 YEARS I'll REGRET IT ,6O

,6O 'CAUSE I'M IN THE JAILHOUSE YOU
SEE ,6O

,6O NOW I'M DOIN' TIME IN THE
JAILHOUSE ,6O

,6O WHILE SUNSHINE IS STILL
FANCY-FREE ,6O

,6O I WISH I HAD NEVER MET SUNSHINE
,6O

,6O AND SUNSHINE HAD NEVER MET ME
,6O,6O

AWFUL SAD, BUT MIGHTY PRETTY.

YOU HAVE A VISITOR, SON. YOUR BEST
FRIEND.

WHO IS IT ? JERRY ? BERT ? FRED ?

- A MAN'S BEST FRIEND IS HIS MOTHER.-
MY MOTHER ?

SWEETEST OLD LADY I EVER SEEN.

YOU OUGHTA BE ASHAMED OF
YOURSELF!

[Sheriff] COME IN, MRS. AUTRY.

[ In A Quivery Voice] AH ! THERE YOU BE,
SON

A-FOLLOWIN' IN YOUR PAPPY'S
FOOTSTEPS.

I BEG YOUR PARDON, MA'AM. AREN'T
YOU MAKIN' A MISTAKE ?

T'AIN'T NO USE DISREMEMBERIN', GENE.

YOUR PAPPY SPENT MOST OF HIS LIFE
IN JAIL.

UH, UP UNTIL HE WAS HANGED.

UH, HORSE-STEALIN'. LISTEN, MISTER.

I NEVER SAW THIS WOMAN BEFORE IN
MY LIFE.

DENYIN' YOUR OWN MOTHER!

SHERIFF, I'D TAKE IT RIGHT KINDLY IF
YOU'D LET ME IN TO SEE MY BOY.

OH, I-I KNOW HE AIN'T MUCH GOOD,
BUT--

WELL, HE-- HE'S ALL I GOT.

OF COURSE, MRS. AUTRY.

I THANK YOU, SHERIFF.

I'M SORRY, MAW.

I DIDN'T WANT YOU TO KNOW I WAS IN
HERE.

I BEEN A-FIXIN' TO KNIT YOU A
SWEATER, SON.

LIKE THE ONE I MADE FOR YOUR UNCLE
CLEM.

POOR UNCLE CLEM. THAT'D BE HIS
PAPPY'S BROTHER.

POOR CLEM. HE FOUND THE WINTERTIME
POWERFUL COLD AND DRAFTY.

I-IN THE STATE PENITENTIARY.

[Sighs] FIRST, CLEM. THEN MY
HUSBAND.

REST HIS SOUL.

AND NOW MY-- MY LITTLE BABY!

YOU'RE A BRAVE WOMAN, MA'AM. A
BRAVE WOMAN.

SPEAKIN' OF CLEM BRINGS TO MIND
ABOUT THE TIME HE WAS A-JAILED...

UP IN CORONER'S COUNTY.

THE SHERIFF WAS A-FIXIN' TO HANG HIM
ON A WEDNESDAY,

AND THIS WAS A TUESDAY.

A RIGHT KINDLY MAN THE SHERIFF
USED TO BE.

USED TO HOLD ME YARN FOR ME, JUST
LIKE YOU'RE A-DOIN' NOW.

AND I SORTA TWISTED IT AROUND, YOU
KNOW-- TIGHT LIKE.

AND, UH, BEFORE YOU KNOW IT, HE
COULDN'T GET LOOSE!

HE COULD HAVE PULLED AWAY LIKE
THIS. UH, BUT I...

TWISTED IT AROUND... LIKE THIS.

AND LIKE THIS. TIGHT LIKE.

THAT'D DO IT, ALL RIGHT. DO YOU MEAN TO
TELL ME THE SHERIFF WAS THAT IGNORANT ?

AH, HE WAS POWERFUL STUPID.

WELL, THANK YA KINDLY, MISTER.

HEY, WAIT A MINUTE ! WHAT ARE YOU
DOIN' ? TIME'S A-WASTIN', SON.

WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' ? YOU'LL HAVE TO EXCUSE US.
WE'VE GOT TO TAKE A POWDER.

HEY, YOU'RE RUNNIN' AWAY ! BREAKIN'
JAIL! HELP! HELP!

LOOKS LIKE I WAS WRONG ABOUT YOU.
THANKS.

DON'T MENTION IT. JAILBREAKS ARE MY
SPECIALTY.

[Chuckling ]

- HEY, LAWYER BELLWEATHER ! - AUTRY
!

JUNIOR!

YOU GO AWAY, NOW ! I'M HAPPILY
DIVORCED FROM ALL MY TROUBLES.

GO BACK WHERE YOU CAME FROM!

- THAT'S A TALL ORDER. I WAS IN JAIL !
- SHH ! YOU'RE SCARIN' THE FISH.

- JAIL ? - YEAH.

YOU GOTTA COME BACK WITH ME AND
PROVE YOU'RE STILL ALIVE!

[Laughs] NOBODY WOULD BELIEVE ME.

AS A FAVOR TO ME, WILL YOU COME
BACK AND TELL THE SHERIFF ?

NOW, LOOK: NOT ON YOUR LIFE. NOW,
YOU JUST GO AWAY.

COME ON, MEN. DO THINGS-- AHOY ON
THE SHIP.

DO SOMETHING ON THE FO'CASTLE. THE FIVE CASTLE.
GET GOING. SWAB THE DECKS!

OH ! OH, THERE'S MUTINY. THAT'S WHAT
IT IS. IT'S MUTINY. NOW, YOU GO AWAY.

I'M GETTIN' OUT OF HERE. GO AWAY!

[Laughing]

OH ! HEY! No ! [Screams]

[Whooping Laughter]

MAN THE OARS, MEN!

I TELL YA, COLLINS AND SCHOOLER
FRAMED ME TO COVER UP.

WELL, FROM WHAT YOU SAID, IT IS APPARENT
YOU'VE BEEN THE VICTIM OF A FALSE ARREST.

NOW, WE HAVE A CASE ! ALL YOU HAVE
TO DO IS GO BACK TO JAIL.

BACK TO JAIL ?

LOOK, I DON'T WANT A CASE. I JUST
WANT PROOF.

PROOF THAT COLLINS AND SCHOOLER HAVE
BEEN GIVING JUNIOR THE BUSINESS.

GIVE ME THE BUSINESS ? THEY'RE
TRYING TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM ME.

HOW DO YOU EXPECT TO GET PROOF, GENE ? YOU DON'T
THINK THEY'LL DICTATE A CONFESSION, DO YOU ?

OH, I DON'T KNOW. I'M STYMIED.

HEY, WAIT A MINUTE!

AH, NO. WHY NOT ?

MY GOOD MAN, THOSE ALLEGED
SCOUNDRELS ARE TOO SMART FOR THAT.

YEAH ? WELL, OLD JONAH WAS SMART,
BUT YOU GOT HIM, DIDN'T YOU ?

THIS IS WHAT WE NEED. A BROWN
HACKLE ?

NO, BAIT. TO GET COLLINS AND
SCHOOLER UP HERE.

JUNIOR, YOU'RE "lT."

OH, NO-- OH, NO, GENE. YOU KIDS GO
AHEAD AND PLAY. I HAVE TO WORK.

YOU'RE SICK. NO, I'M NOT SICK, GENE.

OH, YES YOU ARE. YOU'RE PRACTICALLY
READY TO TURN UP YOUR TOES.

NO, I FEEL FINE! I'M NOT SICK. COME
HERE.

I FEEL FINE! HEY, GENE-- HERE'S WHAT
WE'LL DO.

SHELLY ! SHELLY, TEI__EGRAMS FOR YOU
! [ Panting ]

TELEGRAMS ? MAYBE THEY'RE FROM
GENE!

[Sighs Deeply] SOMETHING WRONG
SHELLY ?

OH, ROBIN.

"REGRET TO INFORM YOU YOUR BROTHER
DYING AT MY LODGE, PARADISE LAKE.

"REPEATEDLY ASKED TO SEE YOU AND
HIS CLOSE FRIENDS,

"MR. COLLINS AND MR. SCHOOLER.

SIGNED, THADDEUS BELLWEATHER."

[Sighing]

OH, LISTEN TO THIS: "OTHER TELEGRAM
CONCERNING JUNIOR A COMPLETE LIE...

"DESIGNED ONLY TO BAIT COLLINS AND
SCHOOLER INTO HURRYING HERE.

"SHOW IT TO THEM AND COME WITH
THEM.

"JUNIOR ACTUALLY HEALTHIER THAN
EVER.

SIGNED, ME AGAIN."

THEN JUNIOR'S ALL RIGHT. UH-HUH!

BUT WHO'S "ME AGAIN" ? ME. [Laughs] I
MEAN, GENE.

ALL RIGHT. LET'S TRY IT AGAIN. ALL
RIGHT.

NOW, REMEMBER, YOU'RE DEAD. YEAH.
BUT LOOK, GENE.

I DON'T THINK I CAN BE VERY GOOD AT
THIS. I'VE NEVER BEEN DEAD BEFORE.

COME ON ! [Muffled ] IT'S DARK IN HERE!

HERE SHE COMES NOW! TWO MEN WITH
HER!

IT'S COLLINS AND SCHOOLER!

[Gene Over Microphone] THIS SHOULD
Do THE TRICK.

ALL RIGHT, JUNIOR. THIS IS IT. YEAH.

HOLD IT RIGHT THERE. YEAH. I WANT A
DRINK OF WATER.

CAN'T. YOU'RE DEAD.

KNOW YOUR LINES ? I HAVE ALWAYS FANCIED
MYSELF AN AMATEUR THESPIAN OF SOME ABILITY.

GOOD ! LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.

HEY, THIS WAY! OH!

[Sneezing] [Shushing]

OH ! UH, MISS BROOKS--

UH, HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN SINCE, UH--
ONLY A FEW HOURS.

I UNDERSTAND HOW YOU MUST FEEL,
MISS BROOKS.

UH, PERHAPS YOU WOULD PREFER TO
WAIT OUTSIDE ?

UM, YES. THANK YOU.

UH, YOU ARE MR. COLLINS ? NO, I--

OH, MR. COLLINS AND MR. SCHOOLER.

THE, UH, DECEASED THOUGHT A LOT OF
YOU-- BOTH OF YOU.

HIS LAST WORDS TOLD HOW FINE, HOW
TRUSTWORTHY, HOW IMPORTANT YOU WERE TO HIM.

OH, YOU MUST HAVE DONE A LOT FOR
HIM THROUGHOUT HIS BRIEF LIFETIME.

WELL, WE DIDN'T. WE DIDN'T DO SO
MUCH.

OH, YOU'RE TOO MODEST, SIR.

FAR TOO MODEST.

AS YOU CAN SEE, HE PASSED AWAY
WITHOUT AN UNKIND THOUGHT.

[Muttering ] WITHOUT A THOUGHT OF
ANY KIND.

NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, GENTLEMEN,
I SHALL TRY TO CONSOLE MISS BROOKS.

[Softly] WELL, COLLINS, WE SURE PUT
IT OVER.

LOOKS LIKE WE'RE IN CONTROL OF THE
BROOKS LAND CORPORATION AT LAST.

CORRECTION, SCHOOLER: I'M IN
CONTROL. AND DON'T FORGET IT!

[Collins On Recorder] THIS IS BEEN MY
IDEA FROM THE START.

EVEN WHEN THE OLD MAN WAS ALIVE, I
BEGAN MAKING MY PLAN.

I KNEW WALDO WOULD BE A PUSHOVER
ONCE HE WAS ON HIS OWN.

I HAD AS MUCH TO DO WITH RUINING
JUNIOR AS YOU DID!

WHO JUGGLED THE FIGURES ? WHO
FALSIFIED THE RECORDS ?

WHO GAVE THE ORDERS ? YOU'RE TAKING
ORDERS FROM ME, AND YOU'RE GONNA LIKE IT.

[Schooler] YOU CAN'T SCARE ME OUT
OF MY SHARE, COLLINS.

AND I'M NOT LEAVING YOU WITH ALL
THE GRAVY.

[Collins] GET WISE TO YOURSELF,
SCHOOLER.

YOU KNOW YOU'D BE JUST AS
HELPLESS-- ALL RIGHT.

QUIET, SHERIFF. SHH ! BUT I DON'T SEE
WHY--

[Whispering 1 WHY no I HAVE TO BE
QUIET TO ARREST A MAN ?

LISTEN ! [Collins] BUT REMEMBER: I'VE
TAKEN A LOT OF CHANCES.

IF IT WEREN'T FOR ME, JUNIOR'D STILL
BE ALIVE.

THAT RODEO WOULD HAVE BEEN A SUCCESS,
AND AUTRY WOULD HAVE COME THROUGH.

- I DIDN'T DO ALL THAT FOR LOVE. -[
Sheriff] WHY, THAT SOUNDS--

ONE MORE PEEP OUT OF YOU, AND YOU'LL
WISH YOU-- THAT SOUNDS LIKE COLLINS!

AND SCHOOLER'S HIS PARTNER. NOW, ARE YOU
SATISFIED THEY'RE A COUPLE OF CROOKS ?

YOU GOT IT ALL ON THAT GADGET ?
THAT'S RIGHT, SHERIFF.

WHAT ARE WE WAITIN' FOR ? COME ON.

[Collins] ONCE I TAKE OVER, I'll GIVE YOU
A PIECE OF ALL THE DEALS WE PUT OVER.

WELL, WHAT Do YOU SAY ? ARE YOU
WITH ME ? [Door Opening]

AUTRY I JUST IN TIME FOR ANOTHER
STOCKHOLDERS' MEETING.

YOU'RE UNDER ARREST, COLLINS, AND
YOU, TOO, SCHOOLER.

WELL, IT'S ABOUT TIME!

OH-- OH!

BEFORE THIS PARTY GETS UNDERWAY,
JUNIOR HAS A FEW WORDS TO SAY...

THAT I'M SURE YOU'LL BE MIGHTY GLAD
TO HEAR.

[Applause Continues] [Clears Throat]

I FIND MYSELF TOTALLY UNPREPARED.

HOWEVER, I DID MAKE A FEW HURRIED
NOTES.

SOMEWHERE HERE, YES. AND, UH--
WHICH REMINDS ME...

OF A STORY, WHICH, UH, I, UH--

[Chuckling ] WHAT MY BROTHER'S
TRYING TO TELL YOU IS THAT...

FROM NOW ON, THE BROOKS LAND
CORPORATION WILL BE RUN EFFICIENTLY.

AND THERE'LL BE AN HONEST
ACCOUNTING.

WHAT ABOUT COLLINS AND SCHOOLER
? THE SHERIFF HAS COLLINS...

AND ALL OF HIS CONFEDERATES
SAFELY IN JAIL.

I DON'T THINK WE'LL HAVE ANY MORE
TROUBLE FROM THEM!

AND I'VE BEEN ASSURED THAT
THERE'LL BE NO MORE RENT RAISES.

THAT'S RIGHT. ALL THE RANCHERS WILL RECEIVE
AN IMMEDIATE NOTICE OF RENT REDUCTION.

HURRAH FOR JUNIOR! I, UH-- THE
PLACE. I FOUND MY PLACE.

NOW, UH-- IT WAS A GREAT SPEECH,
JUNIOR.

AM I FINISHED ? IN RECORD TIME.

OH ! AND NOW YOU CAN DICTATE THE
LETTERS TO THE RANCHERS...

WHILE GENE AND THE BOYS GIVE us THE
some THEY PROMISED. [Laughing] YEAH.

,6O YOU STOLE MY HEART ,6O

,6O BUT IT WASN'T STEALIN' ,6O

,6O RIGHT FROM THE START ,6O

,6O IT BELONGED TO YOU ,6O

,6O I HAD SOME DREAMS ,6O

,6O BUT IT WASN'T DREAMIN' ,6O

,6O BECAUSE