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(lively crowd chatter)

Here you go.

Two chops, two strips.

Run me my meat!

DAVE:
Yes, Chef!

I used context clues

to figure out you
needed more steaks.

Uh, would you put these out
and stop saying, "Yes, Chef"?

Yes, Chef.

Sorry, Chef.

Quite a yardecue
you're throwing.

Oh, babe, we had
to celebrate.

I mean, the Fuse Box
is finally in the black.

Hallelujah!
Look, not that black.

Your profit was only $611.

That's still a profit.
Well, yeah.

Then you decided
to go and celebrate

and buy a thousand-dollar grill.

Oh. Ooh! No negative talk
around my grill, Tina.

And by the way, I wouldn't
eat that potato salad.

Miss Kim made it.

The only thing worse
than the aftertaste

is the taste-taste.

I thought it was egg salad.

Hey, get away from that.

Dave, do you have
any Worcestershire

in one of your 19 pockets?

No, but I've got
something even better.

Check this out. Cruelty-free,
low-sodium, small-batch,

locally-sourced, artisanal,
heart-healthy rub.

Oh. Wow.

You say it's artisanal?

Yeah, yeah. What?

(metallic thud)
Ooh!

Still got it.
Hey, Grover?

Come here.
What do you need, Mr. Calvin?

Would you run to
the corner store

and get me some
Worcestershire,

a bag of ice, and play
my number for me?

Six, nine, seven.

Straight or boxed?

Straight. Go on now.

I-I'll go with you.

Uh, Gemma, your son's
a teenager now.

He can walk to
Cresthaven by himself.

You're right. Hmm.

How did I become the mother
of a teenager?

Well, it was 2010,
and we were riding high

from that sexually charged
Bonnie Raitt concert.

One thing led
to another, and...

Yeah, yeah,
I remember the night.

I just mean, he's grown so much,
and I don't feel older.

Although my stomach's
not feeling great.

Oh, I just had some
of Miss Kim's bread pudding.

I thought those
were enchiladas.

It's potato salad,

and I think
we need to throw that out.

Gladly.

Hey, Pop.
Sorry we're late.

Yeah, we were at Ernie's
at the trivia tournament

with the Fuse Box staff.
You should have stopped by.

Well, Marty, I'm not staff,

and neither are you.

We're management.

You shouldn't be
blurring the lines like that.

Oh, come on, Dad.
What would they have said

if I didn't show up?

They would say
that you're the boss.

Yeah. I'm-I'm not like a...
I'm not like a boss boss.

I'm a fun boss.

Malcolm was there.

Malcolm, tell Daddy
how fun I was.

Oh, yeah, Pop.

They were making fun of Marty
all day.

Not "fun of."
"Fun with."

Marty. You can't get all
buddy-buddy with the employees.

Listen, I've been doing this
for a long time,

and I'm in it to make money,
not be popular.

Yeah, well, I'm glad
to hear you say that, Pop,

because from the way
they were talking about you,

you are definitely not popular.

Behind!

Chef, if I may.
You may not.

Well, I was actually
going to agree with you.

Oh. Proceed.

Down at the VA,
we've had a series

of mandatory three-hour,
healthy workplace seminars,

which, by the way,
are fantastic.

In my opinion, they
should be six hours.

Anyway, what I've learned

is that properly managing
power dynamics is crucial

to a healthy workplace.

Huh. Well, Dave,
you know, for that,

you get to flip the steaks.

Yes, Chef.
Thank you, Chef.

Sorry, Chef.
Sorry, Calvin.

Oh!

Y'all finished
my cheesy, three-bean salad.

Good thing
I got some more.

Did she just pull that
out of her seat?

Nasty. Just nasty.

♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪

♪ Welcome to the hood. ♪

(lively, indistinct chatter)

This is great.
Oh, isn't it?

No, Marty.

I see people eating
and chatting

and hoverboarding
and TikTok-ing,

but you know what I don't see?
What?

People working.

Our company repairs
electric vehicles.

The vehicles are over there.

The people that I'm paying
to work on them

are over there,
but we don't make money

until they get together here.

Dad, for people
in my generation,

work-life balance is key.

People work while they play.
That's how work gets done.

That's not what work is.

My man.

Work isn't supposed to be fun.

That's why they call it "work."

It comes from the Latin--
"Bustus thy gluteus maximus."

Morning, Mr. B.

What up, nerd?

Courtney.

What the hell was that?

Oh, Dad, come on.

Courtney and I
are old friends.

We worked together
at JPL for years.

Well, you're not coworkers
anymore, all right?

She works for you now.

This place will
never be productive

if you keep treating it
like a Dave & Buster's.

Okay. Dad,

I am co-owner of this company.

I have a say
in how things are run.

And this-this is hardly
a Dave & Buster's.

Where do you want this, boss?

A foosball table?
Right over there.

Take it back to the store.
I'm-I'm the boss.

CALVIN:
I'm the boss.

Well, I ordered this.
(mutters)

Take it back.
Got to pull it.

My man. My man.

And so I was like,
"Ow, ow, ow!"

And that's when
I took off my shoe,

and I realized
it wasn't a pebble.

It was a Skittle.

Which you threw away?

Sure. In my mouth.

Aw. Why did I even ask you?

Oh, great. Let's hurry.

Why?

It's just that construction
workers aren't very enlightened

when it comes to women.
Okay.

Hey, excuse me?
Just ignore them.

Your cans!

Wow. Original.

You want me to grab 'em?

In your dreams!

Okay, well,

your-your peaches fell out
onto the sidewalk.

Oh, you mean those cans?

Yes, I will take those.

Thank you.
Hey, no problem.

Have a great day, ma'am.

Ma'am?

Seemed pretty
enlightened to me.

What do you know?
You eat candy out of your shoe!

Really, Dad? A time clock?

Well, as you say,
we're both bosses.

So if you decided

to let the employees have
a foosball table, fine,

but I'm not going to
pay them to use it.

(time clock clicks)

So now they clock out
when they start playing,

and when they're done,
they clock back in.

Hey, hey!

Here you go, everyone.

You guys are all clocked out.

So as you guys
like to say, turn up.

You aren't really
doing this.

What's going on?

Oh, the cereal bar
is closed.

If you're not here
by 9:00 a.m.,

you miss breakfast.

Dad...

Cereal is not
just for breakfast.

Yeah, Mr. B., us
millennials are really

into hacking
our metabolisms,

so we eat
a lot of micro meals.

(chuckling)
That's just snacking.

Your generation can't
rename snacks.

I know snacks.

I've been a snacker.

I'm from a long line
of snackers.

I keep a snack
in the backpack, Jack.

♪ ♪

So, you wanted these men
to hoot at you?

No, it's gross.

I just want them to want
to hoot at me.

I mean,

when you lose
construction workers...

Gemma,
listen to yourself.

I know.
I know it's crazy, but...

it just seems
like a minute ago,

I was at a kegger in a cornfield
with my high school friends,

drunk, dirty dancing with boys,
trying to ride cows.

Not loving this story.

What do you mean,
"ride cows"?

We rode cows.
We were the cool kids.

But the point is,

all of a sudden,
here I am getting "ma'am-ed."

Oh, I'm sorry, honey.

I remember my first ma'am.
It was tough.

But I was older
than you, though.

That's what I'm saying.
But I'm the only one

who's run a company
before, Marty.

I know, Dad, but you're
stuck in the past.

Dave, talk some sense
into your man.

What's wrong?

What's right?

None of his employees
respect him.

One of them snatched
a donut out of his hand

and called him nerd.

Not inaccurate.

But not appropriate, either.

Come on, Dave,
back me up.

Well, uh, keeping
office dynamics informal

can foster
collaboration, but...

leadership does require
a clear organizational hierarchy

to facilitate decision making.

Translation:
I'm right, right?

Yes, Chef.

You don't understand.

Courtney and I have been
friends for a long time.

(chuckling) Yeah.
With benefits.

Say what?
Huh?

Malcolm, what kind
of whisper was that?

Come on, Marty, Pops doesn't
know what benefits means.

Oh, yes, I do.

It means pension,
health care, or smashing.

And I know she didn't
give you health care.

Look, it-it was
a couple of months ago.

Courtney and I were out

for a trivia night
with the gang from JPL.

Oh, yeah, you know, Pop.

He made me come
join the team,

and those geeks didn't
even learn my name.

Kept calling me
"Sports Guy."

Malcolm, do you mind?

I'm just saying,
that's insulting, okay?

I know more than
just sports--

I know history,

I know philosophy, I know
when to sit the hell down.

Anyway, the contest was
down to the wire,

and Courtney correctly

identified
SpongeBob's species:

Aplysina fistularis.

(laughs)

Damn. You know,
one thing led to another.

Yeah, I know what it led to.
I have two sons.

The next morning we realized
this wasn't us.

We're better off as friends.

Yeah, but, Marty, the fact is,

you slept with an employee.

No, no, no, I would never.

I hired her
after we slept together.

Because you slept together?

No, no.
She's a brilliant engineer.

Would it have been fair
to reject her

because we slept together?

No. No, no, no.
That would be bad, too.

Every version of this is bad.

Malcolm,
just set those over there.

All right.

Wow, the place is looking good.

Where is everybody?

I don't know. Maybe Marty's
sleeping with all of them.

It's not that big of a deal.

Yes, it is, Tina. It's messy.

There's some lines
that shouldn't be crossed.

Like knowing what
your coworkers look like naked.

Well, no one's here, Dad.

See what you did?
(scoffs)

I think it's
see what you did.

People think they can just show
up for work anytime they want.

No, Dad, three of our engineers
are at a taco truck

getting breakfast burritos

because you closed
the cereal bar.

And two of our programmers
have job interviews

at another tech company
where they have air hockey

and unlimited cold brew on tap.

See, right there.
Drinking on the job?

That's crossing the line.

Cold brew is coffee, baby.

Where did you read that, babe,
on the Reddit?

(mutters)

Daddy, it's just Reddit.

Hey, Malcolm, great job
at trivia the other night.

It's so great
to finally have a sports ringer.

Because, you know,
your nerd brother is no help.

(both laugh)

Yeah, you know what, Courtney?

I am not just a baseball coach.

Mm.
Yeah.

Why don't you try asking me
a smart-person question?

Something intellectual,
like who wrote Dante's Inferno?

Well, obviously,
that would be Dante.

Well, that was a bad example!

Ugh. I mean, Marty has
no real food here.

I mean, would you look at this?

Just pieces of green paper.

That's seaweed.

And he paid $8.99 for it.

This is nothing
but beach garbage.

For that price,
I could have bought

a pack of chicken thighs.

Calvin, look, I know
it's hard having a partner.

Like when your dad brought you
into the business

at the Pit Stop.

Oh, do not get me started
about that man.

He was stubborn
and stuck in his ways.

No. Okay, no. I see
what you're doing here,

but this is different. You know?

I was trying to show my dad

how to keep up with the times.

Which is not the same
as me trying to show Marty

how we did things in the past.

It's-it's just different.
That's all.

I didn't say a word.
I know.

But your face is very loud.

Look, Calvin, we're blessed.

We just celebrated your first
profit after eight months.

That never happens.

70% of new businesses fail.

So whatever these
little weirdos are doing,

clearly it's working, baby.

So, what, you just want me
to sit back

and let them make me rich?

No, I heard your face.
Don't worry about it.

Hey, Gem.

It's "ma'am" now.

Come on, Gemma,
you are not a ma'am.

You are the opposite of a ma'am.

Oh, so I'm a sir.

Thanks a lot.
Okay.

Gemma. Gemma, come on.

So you have a teenager now.

So what? You are still hot.

Yeah, you're fire.
You know that?

You look great in yoga pants.

Even now in these
dirty sweatpants

with your-- with
your messy hair

and-and chocolate
all over your face.

Yeah, that's... No. Yeah,
that's right. Down there.

No, now you're--

Now you're spreading it
onto your neck.

Okay, look, stop.
Just stop it, please.

Gemma, the point is,
you are smoking hot,

and those jerks out there
are all wrong.

Hey!

Sorry, that was way more
aggressive than I intended.

Uh, hey, guys, just curious.

Have you seen a gorgeous
blonde woman

go in that house?
Yeah.

Yeah. Well, then, why the hell
haven't you said anything?

I don't follow.

Okay, you guys are
construction workers.

You're supposed to
cat call women.

That was my wife, and...

you hurt her feelings.

We're supposed to be respectful.

No. No, you're not.

Next time
you see my wife,

keep the word "ma'am"
out your mouth.

It's not us.

We had an HR seminar

on fostering a healthy
workplace.

Believe me,
your wife is a smoke show.

Thank you for saying that.

Also, dial it back.

Hey, hey, little buddy.

I got to ask.

How did a guy like you
get a woman that hot?

You got to be rich, right?

Are you one of those
crypto guys?

No, I'm not one
of those crypto guys.

I'm very good-looking
and I'm funny.

And financially, I do just fine.

Good for you, sir.

Dave, what are you doing?

Now I don't know anymore.

According to them,
you're smoking hot,

and I'm...

I'm just some homely troll.

They called me hot?

Oh, that's sweet.

You guys are pigs!

Oh, boom! Game, sucker.

Ha ha! Yeah.

I'm going to go back to work.

Oh, really, Courtney?

Now that you start losing,
all of a sudden you got to work?

You know what? I don't like
playing against people who spin.

You damn right I spin.

You gotta spin to win.

Well, this ain't over, spinner.

I think you mean "winner."

Well, check you out, Dad.
Embracing the culture.

Oh, I am beating
the culture's ass.

You know, Marty, I see why
you like these people.

They're fun. Right, Calvin?

Yeah. You know, I...

could have been a
little judgmental.

And on those rare occasions
when I'm not right,

I've learned to defer
to my partner,

who has been doing
a great job, man.

Thanks, Dad.

Somebody pinch me.

So, who's the pregnant girl?

Who are you talking about?

That girl right there.
The pregnant one.

No...
Is she pointing at...

No, no, no, no.
'Cause she--

she doesn't know
what she's talking about.

I don't know what?
(clamoring)

I don't know, guys.

Your mother has an
amazing baby-dar.

It's a weird talent.

We've been trying
to figure out

how to monetize it.

Wait, wait, wait.
What are you saying?

Are you saying
Courtney's pregnant?

Courtney?

That's Courtney?

Yes.
Your Courtney?

Well...
Yes.

Did you-- No, no, no, no.

You better not tell me that
you got that girl pregnant!

Wait a minute.
If you're having a baby,

that means I'm a grandma.

I'm a little nervous.
Yeah.

But I'm excited.
Yeah.

So I guess I'm nervous-skited.

But I'm very disappointed
in you!
Ow, ow, ow!

I just don't know
how to feel.
Calm down.

Mom, you don't know that.

Well, then, go ask her.

Mommy, I can't ask
a woman if she's pregnant.

Well, I can.
No.

(all stammering)
Babe. Babe. Babe...

Daddy, please do something.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Stop, Mama! Mama...
(clamoring)

Please, please, please...
Please don't.

Hey, sweetie. How you doing?

I'm good, Mrs. B.

Oh. You know,
you have beautiful skin.

You're glowing.

Thank you.

You know, a woman
in the grocery store

told me that yesterday?

I bet.

So, what you got there?

Oh, chicharrones and yogurt.

I know it's weird,
but I can't stop eating it.

Um, you know...
So good.

...I think we
need to talk.

Oh. Okay.
Yeah. So...

MARTY:
What is happening in there?

Oh, no, just let your mama
do her thing, all right?

Everybody just chill. Calm down.

Everybody chill out!
Just chill out!
But what is happening?

Okay. Uh-oh. Uh-oh.

Courtney's crying.
Oh, no. But that
can mean anything.

But your mama's smiling.
Even so. Even so.

Oh, you in trouble.
(chuckles)

So you can buy a nine-dollar
bag of seaweed,

but can't buy a
two-dollar condom?

♪ ♪

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