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Yeah, I'm tough
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Tough like yellow cashmere
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You're gonna have to change that
Look We look like a Perry Como special
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Besides, this is a woman's scarf
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It is not!
It's unisex
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Sweetie, that's what gay men always say
when they want to wear women's clothing
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What difference does it make anyway?
We're not going out together
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Yeah, uh-huh, we are
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Nuh-uh, we're not
I've got plans
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I know, with your secret lover
I'm coming with
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I don't have a secret lover
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Well, your secret day planner
begs to differ
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-Give--
-Whoo-hoo!
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Ha ha! "Dinner with Robert Movie with Robert"
I think you're seeing someone named Robert!
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Damn it! You cracked my secret code with
disguising his real name with his real name
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Aha! So you admit he exists
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His name is Robert
That's all you get
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Oh, come on
Why the big mystery?
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What's wrong with him?
Weird lip? Monkey eye?
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It's a new relationship
It's very fragile
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It's like in 7th-grade science class, you know,
when we had to grow that little bean in a cup?
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I don't know
I was still trying to grow breasts
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You'd wait for it to sprout,
then you bring it out into the light,
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and it would grow into
a great big bean stalk?
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So what are you saying,
Robert's a giant?
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He's freakishly tall?
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Are you having your stroke in installments?
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Then-- Then what are you
embarrassed about?
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I'm not embarrassed!
He's terrific
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We just want to get to know each otherbetter a little before
we start meeting the friends
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Clubfoot? Little pee-pee?
Hamster hands?
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Cut it out! You're not coming
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Oh, pooh on you
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How are you gonna know
if you really like this guy
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if you don't introduce him to me?
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All right Oh, damn,
didn't you lock the door?
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I'll check Yeah, we're ok
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Ooh, sorry I can't--
I don't know how--
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Oh, come on, Grace
Why can't we have an office Christmas party?
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Last year's was a disaster
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You got drunk, told me you loved me,
and then kissed me in the service elevator
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I thought that was Valentine's Day
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No On Valentine's Day,
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you got drunk and felt me up
in the swatch room
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Mmm Well
I'm a sucker for the holidays
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Hey, Jack!
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Pshh-kuh! pshh-kuh! Pshh!
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I can't play with you guys right now
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My boss Dorleen is tipsy with crazy
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Cheese it! Here she comes
Hi, Dorleen
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You look pretty You look gorgeous
You look beautiful
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That dress is a total booby trap
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You can't borrow it
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Um, are they anybody,
or are they just customers?
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Oh, these are customers
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This is Karen
She's a rich-pricey-item type
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And this is Grace
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She's a one-good-basic-
and-lots-of-crap type
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Hi I've just forgotten
your namesand faces
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honey, you just gave me a great idea
what to get Rosario for Christmas
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A new face
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Yeah I'm gonna call plastic surgeon
and see if he can give her cat eyes
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Maybe she won't look so weird
scratchin' to get in
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Heh heh heh heh!
Isn't she great?
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No Ahh, nothing's great
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My window designer Simon
threw a sissy fit and took off to Belize
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Ugh Gays
They're just as bad as women
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Wait a minute
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You need a designer to do
a Barney's Christmas window?
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That's like a dream job
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Let me handle this
before you screw it up
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Dorleen, you may not know it,
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but at this very moment,
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you are standing in front of
one of the best designers on the planet
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Oh, well Maybe top five
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Who is it?
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Well, isn't it obvious?
Me
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What?
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Oh, what the hell?
I'm desperate,
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and it's one of the smaller windows on the part
of the sidewalk that smells like urine and pretzels
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You're hired
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Thank you, thank you,
thank you so much
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Don't If this window isn't brill,
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I will go carnival-freak
crazy on your ass
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I'm serious
I will scratch your eyes out
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I can't believe this is happening
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Is this really happening?
Somebody pinch me!
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Robert? Hey
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Oh, you weren't actually watching us
rehearse, were you?
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'Cause in that last section
I did a rond-de-jambe
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when I meant to grand-jet?
It was so embarrassing
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I know what you mean
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I once filet-mignoned
when I should have steak-dianed
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Speaking of which,
are you ready to go to lunch?
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Yeah Let's have something light, ok?
Grace is cooking us pot roast tonight
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Ok, back up
I know nothing of dinner with Grace
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You don't even know who Grace is,
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and you certainly don't want her pot roast
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It's like tire tread without the flavor
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Well, I called looking for you,
she picked up and invited me over for dinner
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-Is that a problem?
-Yes! Eh, uh, no It's just, like
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I thought we were doin' the bean thing,
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you know? We're growing it in a small cup?
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Yeah I never really understood
what that was about
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I mean, God, what is it?
Do I embarrass you?
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N-no No, of course you-- No
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Well, then,
what's the big deal?
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You know what? There is no big deal
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You're right Come to dinner
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Lunch and dinner with you
on the same day? Yay!
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Ooh, hey! Easy! Easy
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Here we are
I'm designing a Barney's window
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Oh, Karen, I feel so artistic
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Gosh, I have so many ideas,
I could just pee!!
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Oh, honey, you're a regular Leonardo
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You know, even with the extra LB's,
he's still my favorite actor
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And I really think that
this window is gonna be your Titanic
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Thank you, Karen
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So what can I do? How can I help?
What are we drinking?
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Well I was thinking
you could be my assistant
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A designer's assistant? Wow!
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Oh, honey, that-- That's something
I've always dreamed of doing
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Now, hold on, Karen
If you're gonna be my assistant,
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it's not gonna be all boozing and cruising
Well, maybe just a little bit
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Maybe a little bit Little bit
Just a little bit Just a little bit
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But you're also gonna have to
coordinate, facilitate, schedulate, ovulate--
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Ooh! Sounds like we've got a lot to do
and not much time to do it in
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Say, why don't I help you by taking you
to lunch at the Russian Tea Room?
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Genius
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Ok, before you get mad at me--
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I'm not mad
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Of course you are
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I found out about your secret lover
by reading your secret day planner
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I invited him over
I ruined your favorite sweater
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when I wore it to the gym
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Not my black V-neck!
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Stay focused You're mad at me
about Robert Go with it
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Grace, it's fine
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Once again, your inappropriateness has
paved the way for a personal breakthrough
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So, really, why didn't you want me to meet Robert?
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Hunchback?
Does he have fins?
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I guess I was just afraid
of what you might think
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And then I thought, I like him,
you're gonna like him
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And even if you don't like him,
it doesn't matter 'cause I like him
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Good 'Cause I was starting to think that
maybe you were embarrassed by him or something
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No What would I have to
be embarrassed about?
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Hey, Will
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One second
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All I'm asking is that you don't judge
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I don't judge
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'Cause the temptation will be
to jump to conclusions
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Will, open the door
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Robert, this is Grace
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Sorry I'm doing The Nutcracker, and--
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Oh! You're a dancer
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What the hell is that supposed to mean?!
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He bends over any farther,
there'll be chestnuts roastin' on an open fire
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- What's he doing?
- He's stretching, Grace
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What kind of a question is that?
What does it look like he's doing?
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He looks like he's doing something
that would render you unnecessary
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Oh, relax I like him
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Well, good I like him, too
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You like him I like him
Everybody likes him
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Would you please knock off
that stretching, Robert
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You're freaking Grace out
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Oh, sorry I didn't mean to make
you guys uncomfortable
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You didn't If anything I'm jealous
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If I could do that,
it would render a date unnecessary
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Oh! Ha ha ha!
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How embarrassing for you
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So I repeated the joke
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When you discovered
"Hold me closer, Tony Danza,"
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you rode that till the wheels fell off
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Grace, you look like
you'd be a good dancer
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Oh Oh Heh heh! Oh, no
I am not blessed with the dance
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Oh, come on What are you talking about?
Everybody's a dancer
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Every movement we make is a dance
We just have to find it
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Huh
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Oy
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Now, take a simple action,
like clearing the table
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See? You can find the dance
in everything, even clearing a dish
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Wow Well, maybe next you can find
the dance in doing my laundry
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Oh ho ho!
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No one thinks you're funny
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You know, Will and I have a dance
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You do?
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- No, we don't
- Yes, we do!
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Get your cute little butt over here,
and let's show Grace the dance I taught you
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I really don't want to--
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No, you have to
I have to see it now Come on
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You're doing it, mister
And five, six, seven, eight
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Ok, that's fine That's good
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We're done finding the dance
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We'll look in the morning
when there's more light
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We may even find your sleeves
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- That was so--
- I said don't
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Ok Heh! Will, I gotta go
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I guess I'll see you later
Grace, it was great to meet you
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It was so great meeting you, Robert
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I'll walk you out
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Ok
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You just couldn't help yourself, could you?
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What?! I already admitted
I was a bad dancer!
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You had to pick him apart!
You had to ruin it for me!
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What? What are you talking about?
How did I ruin it?
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The minute he walked in the door,
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you were all like,
"Oh, he's a dancer"
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He is a dancer
I didn't know he was a dancer
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When I found out he was a dancer,
I said, "Oh, you're a dancer"
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You didn't say, "Oh, you're a dancer"
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You said--you said,
"Oh, you're a dancer"
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There's no difference
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Yes, there is!
One of them is riddled with judgment
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And you know very well, the minute one of us
judges the other person's new person, it's over
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It's a sick fact, but it's true
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"Oh, you're a dancer"
"Oh, you're a dancer" I see no difference
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Every time I look at him, I'll see your face
hovering above, going, "Oh, he's a dancer"
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He is a dancer
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Oh, wow! Now you are
just throwing it in my face!
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Will, I liked him
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Maybe you're the one
who has a problem with him
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Is that possible
Hecter Projector?
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Don't you try turning this back on me
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when I am right
in the middle of turning it on you
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You have never been more wrong,
and to prove it to you,
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I'm going to keep seeing Robert
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I may even fall in love with him
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We'll move in together We'll have kids
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And through it all, Grace
We will have the dance
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This better be important, Jack
I was on the roof chain-smoking
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Ok, Dorleen, you know how you said
you wanted something edgy?
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Well, hold on to your yellow teeth
because here it is
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The theme to
my Barney's Christmas window is
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Somebody's been naughty
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Dorleen, this is Santa's ho ho ho
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What?
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It's fabulous, right?
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Oh, wait! And for reindeer,
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we're gonna have eight little buff men
in boxer briefs on all fours with antlers
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Can you see it? Can you see it?
Do you bit! Do your bit, Karen
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I've been on Dasher, on Dancer, on Prancer,
on Vixen, on Comet, on Cupid, on Donner,
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but not on Blitzen
He likes to watch, ok?!
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And that's just the beginning
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Tomorrow I'm holding a casting session
for the three not-so-wise but very hot men
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Ok, I'm gonna stop talking now You go
247
00:14:19,057 --> 00:14:21,253
You better be kidding me with this crap
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00:14:21,253 --> 00:14:23,683
This isn't a window for
Barney's New York, New York
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This is a window for
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the Fairies-who-are-going-to-
get-their-eyes-scratched-out Store!
251
00:14:28,636 --> 00:14:32,516
Now, you have 24 hours to get
this right, or not only will I fire you,
252
00:14:32,516 --> 00:14:36,683
I will rehire you, pull your hair,
and fire you again!
253
00:14:44,576 --> 00:14:52,497
Oh hey, honey
Wow, I love your new bag
254
00:14:52,497 --> 00:14:53,667
It's garbage
255
00:14:53,667 --> 00:14:56,631
Thank God you said it
256
00:14:56,631 --> 00:15:01,749
Phew! Ok, listen to me
I need you to do me a favor
257
00:15:01,749 --> 00:15:06,065
I, I need you to help Jack out
with that window He's in a real pickle
258
00:15:06,065 --> 00:15:08,877
Jack wanted to do the job Let him do it
259
00:15:08,877 --> 00:15:12,648
Grace! It's Christmas,
for goodness sake
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00:15:12,648 --> 00:15:17,676
Think about the baby Jesus
261
00:15:17,676 --> 00:15:21,119
Up in that tower lettin' his hair down
262
00:15:21,119 --> 00:15:24,348
so that the three wise men can
climb up and spin the dreidel
263
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and see if there's six more weeks
of winter Think about that
264
00:15:32,682 --> 00:15:37,397
Where'd you get that from?
The Bartender's Bible? Forget it
265
00:15:37,397 --> 00:15:41,915
All right, honey
I can't change your mind, I can see that,
266
00:15:41,915 --> 00:15:50,391
but, uh, we're still friends, right?
Come on Let's shake on it
267
00:15:50,391 --> 00:15:56,187
What is this?
Karen, keep your money
268
00:15:56,187 --> 00:15:58,270
Jack's on his own
269
00:15:58,270 --> 00:16:01,004
What are the holidays comin' to
270
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when you can't even bribe a friend to help
a friend who screwed that friend over?
271
00:16:16,900 --> 00:16:17,839
Santa, it's Jackie
272
00:16:23,034 --> 00:16:26,484
First of all, I just wanna say
I'm sorry about the time
273
00:16:26,484 --> 00:16:31,366
when I was 11 and told
Timmy Woods that you didn't exist
274
00:16:31,366 --> 00:16:37,914
I was just tryin' to make
him cry so I could hug him
275
00:16:37,914 --> 00:16:40,581
But now I really need your help
276
00:16:40,581 --> 00:16:45,655
This Barney's window,
it It's a disaster
277
00:16:45,655 --> 00:16:50,671
I guess I deserve it for screwin' my friend over
278
00:16:50,671 --> 00:16:54,125
But I'm really scared
I'm gonna lose my job,
279
00:16:54,125 --> 00:16:55,623
so, Santa, if you help me,
280
00:16:55,623 --> 00:17:00,503
I promise I'll never ask for anything
ever, ever, ever again, ever
281
00:17:00,503 --> 00:17:02,254
Amen Love Jack
282
00:17:06,267 --> 00:17:11,323
PS, um I know I just said that thing about
never asking for anything ever, ever again,
283
00:17:11,323 --> 00:17:19,258
but, um, if you're feeling generous,
I would like some leather pants,
284
00:17:19,258 --> 00:17:25,262
umhair extensions, and the ability to fly Heh heh!
285
00:17:30,046 --> 00:17:32,663
Ok, donkey boy, it's your turn
Let's see your window
286
00:17:32,663 --> 00:17:35,800
Um, uh, you know, wouldn't it be better to
keep it covered up for a while?
287
00:17:35,800 --> 00:17:40,065
I mean, very mysterioso,
very curioso, very Rene Russo
288
00:17:40,065 --> 00:17:40,586
No
289
00:17:41,483 --> 00:17:44,024
But I need more time, please? Please?!
290
00:17:44,024 --> 00:17:45,947
Quit begging
you're acting like a homeless person
291
00:17:45,947 --> 00:17:49,403
If you don't shut up,
I'll throw my hot coffee on you, too
292
00:17:49,403 --> 00:17:53,620
Babs, open window five
293
00:17:53,620 --> 00:17:56,213
So, did Grace say anything about me?
294
00:17:56,213 --> 00:17:57,652
She liked you
295
00:17:57,652 --> 00:18:02,040
But you know what?
It doesn't matter what she thinks 'cause I like you
296
00:18:02,040 --> 00:18:06,610
I'm glad Oh, my God! It's snowing! Oh! oh
297
00:18:06,610 --> 00:18:10,318
I love to catch the flakes on my tongue!
They're like God's little appetizers
298
00:18:10,318 --> 00:18:14,317
Look how they flutter to the ground
299
00:18:14,317 --> 00:18:17,744
Andwe're breakin' up
300
00:18:17,744 --> 00:18:21,438
Ok, just so you know
where I was coming from,
301
00:18:21,438 --> 00:18:27,141
I call this, "nothing for Christmas"
302
00:18:27,141 --> 00:18:28,865
I love it
303
00:18:28,865 --> 00:18:30,168
What?
304
00:18:31,613 --> 00:18:37,241
It's dark It's glam
It's sad It's Christmas
305
00:18:37,241 --> 00:18:39,961
Mary-Kate and Ashley,
it's beautiful
306
00:18:39,961 --> 00:18:50,077
Don't stroke yourself
It's a real turnoff
307
00:18:50,077 --> 00:18:53,679
Nice You do good work, Jack
308
00:18:53,679 --> 00:18:58,923
Thank you Grace, oh, my God
309
00:18:58,923 --> 00:19:03,991
Oh I can't take credit for this
We both know that this wasn't me
310
00:19:03,991 --> 00:19:07,718
I don't have the talent or
the vision for something this good
311
00:19:07,718 --> 00:19:09,705
You think it's that good?
312
00:19:09,705 --> 00:19:12,272
It's magnificent
313
00:19:12,272 --> 00:19:20,548
Well, maybe the next time
you'll be more willing to ask for some help
314
00:19:20,548 --> 00:19:21,955
I did ask for help
315
00:19:21,955 --> 00:19:23,270
No, you didn't
316
00:19:23,270 --> 00:19:26,349
Yes, I did I got down
on my knees and everything
317
00:19:26,349 --> 00:19:33,356
I mean, I didn't even think
there was a Santa, but
318
00:19:33,356 --> 00:19:38,280
Santa? You think Santa did this?
319
00:19:38,280 --> 00:19:40,783
Well, I don't know
how else to explain it Do you?
320
00:19:52,061 --> 00:19:53,000
Nope Must be Santa
321
00:19:57,365 --> 00:20:01,909
Listen, do me a favor
You're the only one who knows about this,
322
00:20:01,909 --> 00:20:08,037
so if anyone asks,
just tell them I did it, ok?
323
00:20:08,037 --> 00:20:09,798
I promise
324
00:20:19,748 --> 00:20:20,725
Hey
325
00:20:20,725 --> 00:20:22,691
Hey! Where's Robert?
326
00:20:22,691 --> 00:20:26,086
He's gone He had to go
327
00:20:26,086 --> 00:20:28,149
Thought that might happen
328
00:20:28,149 --> 00:20:32,007
Looks like it's just you and me
for Christmas this year
329
00:20:32,007 --> 00:20:34,900
Well, we could invite some friends over
330
00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:40,086
Grace, we can't sit around
in our underwear and cry in front of friends
331
00:20:40,086 --> 00:20:45,184
Why not? We did last year
332
00:20:45,184 --> 00:20:48,452
That is one spectacular window, Grace
333
00:20:48,452 --> 00:20:54,090
Thanks Jack thinks Santa did it
334
00:20:54,090 --> 00:20:55,989
That's my boy
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