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Love is the greatest of allthings, greater than fame,
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wealth, or knowledge.
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But, like all things,
it can be eroded.
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James Coombs, shopkeeper.
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His wife, Evelyn.
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Once there had
been love, but now,
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now there was only
rank disaffection.
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A man can take so
much and then, no more.
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I've had words.
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I've told her.
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But does she listen?
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Although anyonewho chanced to meet him
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on that Sunday afternoon mightbe surprised to learn of it,
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Coombs was generally
a mild and timid man.
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She's greedy,
loquacious, disloyal.
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I could kill her.
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She changed out
of all recognition
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since I married her.
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Calling me names.
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Fritting away all my profits.
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I'll bleeding kill
her, all right.
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Only married me to
escape the labors
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of the work room, but too stupidto do her share in the shop.
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I will bleeding kill her.
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In Coombs'
heart, he knew
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he would never kill his wife.
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And yet, he felt he
could endure no more.
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Each Sunday it started
off well enough.
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That must be Jenny
and her new chap.
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You invited Jenny?
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Yes.
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Well, you didn't tell me.
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Didn't I?
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I thought I did.
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Come in!
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Come in.
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Hello, Evelyn!
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Blasted Jenny.
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Such
a lovely hat, Jenny.
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Ain't it just?
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I was ever so taken.
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Afternoon, Mr. Coombs.
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Good afternoon, Jenny.
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This here's my
pal, Mr. Clarence.
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Good afternoon, Mr. Coombs.
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Jim?
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Clear away these thingswhile I attend to our guests.
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Flaming Jenny,
come around whenever
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she fancies with her
gabbling chronicle
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fellas and her flaming hats!
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And I said, isn'tthat the most divine hat?
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And darling Clarence
only goes and offers
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to go chase it for me.
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how sweet of him.
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Why no, Jim.
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Why don't we go out
shopping this weekend?
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You've already got threehats, Evie, and only one head.
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Well, a lady's got
to look her best.
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Quite.
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Little dolly
daydream, pride of Idaho
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so don't you know?
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Sunday.
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Sunday!
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What's wrong
with my playing now?
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Careful with that music stool.
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It's not built for heavyweights.
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Don't you
worry about weights!
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Can't people just
enjoy themselves?
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Surely you don't hold
of music
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on a Sunday, Mr. Coombs?
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I do.
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May I ask for why?
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Because it don't suit me.
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I don't mind rational
enjoyment at all,
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but I am not having weekdaytunes played on a Sunday
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in this house.
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I never saw such a man as you.
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You've altered all round
since we was married.
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I'm a businessman.
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I have to study my collection.
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If you don't mean to
study my collection,
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what'd you marry me for?
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I wonder.
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You've gone all
stiff and starched.
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Never mind, Jim.
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Play on, Jenny.
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I tell you, I
will not have that!
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No violence, now.
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Who the deuce are you?
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I am Jenny's intended.
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I don't care who you are.
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Jim!
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You ought to be
ashamed of yourself,
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insulting your guests.
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They're not my guests.
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Go on, get out, the pair of ya.
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- Well!
- Go on!
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Get out!
- You do no such thing!
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You stay just where you are.
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You are always welcome
in this house, Jenny.
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You, too, Clarence.
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Right.
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Little dollydaydream, pride of Idaho.
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All that
remained in him now was
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disappointment and loneliness.
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Coombs began to realize it wasnot Evelyn's death he craved.
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Serve her right
if I killed myself.
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I'll hang myself.
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Here.
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Up a tree.
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Why not here and now?
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Rather good stuff.
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Such a fuss
about nothing.
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See what I have to put
up with, Mr. Clarence?
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He is a bit hasty.
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All he cares about
is that old shop.
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And if I have any
company or give myself
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anything to keep
myself decent, get
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any little thing I want outof the housekeeping money,
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there's disagreeables.
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Well, if a man values awoman, he must be prepared
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to make sacrifices for her.
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He was a fool to have me, ifyou don't mind me saying so.
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I should have seen
it coming, Jenny.
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If it wasn't for my oldfather, we shouldn't have had
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not a carriage to our wedding.
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Lord, he didn't
stick out at that.
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For my own part,
I wouldn't think
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of marrying until
I was in a position
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to do the thing in style.
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The fuss he makes about money.
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Always coming to me withsheets of paper and figures,
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pretty near crying.
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Always asking me to work
in that shop, I ask ya.
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I says to him, if
you wanted a slavey,
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why didn't you marry one?
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Instead of a respectable girl.
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He don't deserve you,Evelyn, and that's a fact.
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He's a little grub of a man.
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A grub.
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Yes, indeed.
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- A grub of a man.
- Grub of a man.
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Stop.
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Play that
tune again, Jenny.
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Yeah, go on, Jenny.
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He's a grub.
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He's a grub of a man.
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Mrs. Coombs.
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Little dollydaydream, pride of Idaho,
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so now you know, now you know,and when we go, when you go.
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If there's something on yourmind, don't think it's you,
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cause no one's gonna
kiss the girl but me.
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In eating what he believedto be poisonous toadstools,
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James Coombs had elected
to leave this world.
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However, he was
completely unprepared
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for the bizarre and irrationaldimensions of the new world
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he had inadvertently entered.
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They were not
poisonous toadstools.
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He was veryunpleasant back home.
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And all because they just wantto be out and enjoy themselves.
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They were quite right, too.
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I think up until now,
I've been very dull.
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But I shall be dull no longer.
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Thank you for the lovelycrumpets, Mrs. Coombs.
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My pleasure.
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Marvelous, have a bit ofa sing-song too, ain't it?
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Delightful.
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And I'm sorry about the
earlier disagreeables.
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You're a saint for putting upwith him, Evie, you know that,
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don't ya?
- I tries me best.
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Putting up with
the little grub.
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Mr. Clarence.
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Here's his lordship.
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He left a lion.
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He'll return like
a lamb, I'll lay.
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Jim.
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Evie.
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Evie.
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Jim!
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You look just like whenwe first met, only older.
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He's drunk.
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We're just
on our way, Mr. Coombs.
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Thank you for your hospitality.
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No, surely you're going.
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Afraid so, Mr. Coombs.
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Come on, Clarence.
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See you again soon, I hope.
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Bye, Evelyn.
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No!
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Stay, stay.
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Sing some more songs.
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Here, have a toadstool.
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Surely good stuff.
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Perhaps not.
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Not in my house.
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A monster here.
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Jim!
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No disagreeables.
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Come on, sing!
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Mrs. Coombs!
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Sing man!
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Sing!
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All right.
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All right.
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Little dollydaydream, pride of Idaho.
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Come along now!
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Mr. Clarence!
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We must have some merriment!
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Dance with me.
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What?
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Dance with me.
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No, no.
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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Please.
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Mr. Coombs, we
are both busy men.
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Too busy for merriment?
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Too busy?
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But that's just the problem.
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We mustn't be too busy.
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We must burn light as brightand as wondrous as possible!
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Now come dance
with me, once more.
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Dance with me!
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No!
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Evelyn assumed
Coombs behavior to be
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due to overindulgence in ale.
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And he did nothing todissuade her from this belief.
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Naturally, relations werestrained for several days.
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I don't know what to say.
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I'm sure I don't.
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Maybe best not say anything.
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Yet,
soon enough, things
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returned to the old order.
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However, having
tasted heaven, Coombs
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found it difficult to becontent with the old order.
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Purple pierce.
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Season, late spring.
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Habitat, woodlands.
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Hallucinogenic.
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Coombs
now realized he had
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been the victim of an overdose.
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He believed, with
careful calculation,
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he could determine exactly thecorrect dose, the dose which
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would induce within
him a gentle intimation
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of that blissful feelinghe so craved to know again.
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In his dealings with theworld, there grew a softness
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and a kindness in him.
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One crusty farmhouse loaf.
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Thank you, Mr. Coombs.
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Little dollydaydream, pride of Idaho,
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if there's something on yourmind don't think it's you,
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cause no one's gonna
kiss the girl but me.
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Inevitably,
of course, there
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was the occasional
miscalculation,
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and he had to weather
the consequences.
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Something smells nice.
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It's just soup.
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I'll get a vase.
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What sort of creature are you?
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Many a man has desire to livein a state of constant bliss.
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Many a man has tried tocreate his own wonderland.
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But few are able to
live there forever.
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Because, in the end, thebarbarians will always arrive.
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