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WE GOT A TREE, CHEYENNE!
WE GOT A TREE! OH!
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OKAY, VAN, BRING IT ON IN.
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UM, IT'S TOO BIG, MRS. H. I'M
JUST GONNA GET A SMALLER ONE.
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VAN. OH!
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OH, HEY!
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I GOTTA REMEMBER THAT
WHEN MY AUNT COMES.
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SHE IS A BIG GAL.
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- UH-HUH.
- OH, THANK YOU VERY MUCH, VAN.
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THANKS DOESN'T
PAY THE BILLS, MRS. H.
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NEITHER DO YOU.
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I LOVE THE SMELL OF CHRISTMAS,
AND THIS IS GONNA BE A GREAT ONE.
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OH, HOW CAN IT NOT BE,
WITH SUCH A GORGEOUS TREE?
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HEY, JAKE, YOU
EXCITED? SANTA'S COMING.
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I'M GETTIN' A BIKE!
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NOW, JAKE, YOU KNOW
THAT'S UP TO SANTA...
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AND WHETHER HE THINKS
YOU'VE BEEN NAUGHTY OR NICE.
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YOU'RE VERY PRETTY.
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SAVE IT FOR SANTA CLAUS.
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OH, THIS IS SO SPECIAL. IT'S OUR
FIRST CHRISTMAS WITH ELIZABETH.
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OH, I REMEMBER OUR FIRST
CHRISTMAS WITH YOU, CHEYENNE.
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YOU'RE THE REASON WE STARTED
ALL OUR CHRISTMAS TRADITIONS.
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OOH, ANOTHER "CHEYENNE
IS GREAT" STORY.
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MY FAVORITE IS HOW SHE MAKES
THE SUN COME UP IN THE MORNING.
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KYRA'S RIGHT, MOM. YOU SHOULD
TELL A NICE STORY ABOUT HER.
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OH, RIGHT.
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ONE OF THE HARDEST THINGS I
EVER DID WAS TO TELL MY MAMA...
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WE WEREN'T GOING TO
HER HOUSE FOR CHRISTMAS.
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BUT WAKING UP AND SHARING
THE MOMENT TOGETHER,
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IT REALLY FELT RIGHT.
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YOU WERE THE START
OF OUR LITTLE FAMILY.
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CHEYENNE IS GREAT, EVERYBODY!
WHAT AN UNEXPECTED TWIST.
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HA, HEY!
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♪ WHO I AM IS WHO I WANNA BE ♪
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♪ I'M A SURVIVOR ♪♪
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OH, DON'T, DON'T
LOOK. DON'T LOOK.
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WHAT? WHAT IS
IT? IS IT FOR ME? NO.
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WELL, THEN WHY WOULD I CARE?
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WELL, I WANTED IT TO
BE A SURPRISE, BUT LOOK,
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FOR ELIZABETH'S FIRST CHRISTMAS.
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OH, MOM, THIS IS SO AWESOME.
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LOOK, VAN, A TEENY
BOOTIE ORNAMENT.
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I DON'T WANNA RUIN IT FOR ANYONE,
BUT, UH, ELIZABETH HAS TWO FEET.
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I AM SO LOOKING FORWARD
TO THIS CHRISTMAS EVE.
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THERE IS JUST SOMETHING SO SPECIAL
ABOUT HAVING A BABY IN THE HOUSE.
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OR IT'S SPECIAL JUST HAVING
BABY'S THINGS IN THE HOUSE.
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WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
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UM, WE WANNA GO AWAY
FOR CHRISTMAS EVE.
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WHICH CHRISTMAS EVE?
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'CAUSE IT'S SURE NOT
GONNA BE THIS ONE.
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BUT, MOM, ALL THAT
STUFF YOU SAID...
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ABOUT WHAT THAT FIRST CHRISTMAS
MEANT TO YOU WAS SO MOVING.
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WE WANT THAT FEELING TOO.
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YEAH, MRS. H, YOU INSPIRED US.
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AND THAT'S NOT EASY.
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I MEAN, WE'RE VERY UNMOTIVATED.
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MM-HMM. YEAH, WELL...
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OH, YOU KNOW WHAT?
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WE DID GO TO MY
PARENTS' HOUSE. I FORGOT.
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LOOK, MOM, VAN'S COUSIN OFFERED
US HIS CABIN IN LAKE CONROE.
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IT'S IN THE MIDDLE OF THE WOODS,
AND THERE'S DEER AND A BIG FIREPLACE.
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YEAH, THAT'S REAL CHRISTMASY.
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- MOM, PLEASE?
- PLEASE?
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BUT WHAT ABOUT
ALL OUR TRADITIONS?
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I MEAN, IF YOU GO, WHO'S GONNA
HELP ME DECORATE THE TREE...
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AND... AND BAKE COOKIES
AND SING CHRISTMAS CAROLS?
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WELL, YOU'LL STILL
HAVE KYRA AND JAKE.
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YEAH, KYRA AND JAKE.
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HONEY, I LOVE YOUR BROTHER,
BUT HAVE YOU EVER HEARD HIM SING?
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OKAY, MOM, ALL
RIGHT. WE'LL STAY HERE.
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OKAY. ONE BIG FAMILY.
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SOME OF US AGAINST OUR WILL.
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YEAH, NOTHING SAYS CHRISTMAS
LIKE A HOSTAGE SITUATION.
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OH, ALL RIGHT.
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IF WHAT I SAID AFFECTED
YOU GUYS THAT MUCH,
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THEN GO AHEAD AND
START YOUR OWN SPECIAL...
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CHRISTMAS MEMORIES.
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AH! OH, THANK YOU, MOMMY.
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SELFISH BRAT.
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HAPPY HO HO AND A
MERRY JINGLE JINGLE.
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WHOOPSIE, WHOOPSIE, I
FORGOT TO LOCK THE DOOR DOOR.
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HEY, REBA, WE GOT
A LITTLE ISSUE HERE.
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JAKE WANTS TO STAY OVER AT
OUR HOUSE ON CHRISTMAS EVE.
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I WANT HIM TO READ ME THE NIGHT
BEFORE CHRISTMAS LIKE HE ALWAYS DOES.
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YOU KNOW, I TOLD HIM I'D STILL DO IT.
I'D JUST DO IT OVER THE TELEPHONE.
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YEAH, OR WE COULD JUST WRITE
HIM A NICE LETTER. MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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THESE ARE GOOD.
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THAT'S NOT THE SAME.
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AND I WANNA READ THE
STORY TO HENRY TOO.
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BUT, JAKE, WE HAD PLANS, HONEY.
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WHAT ABOUT ALL THE
STUFF WE WERE GONNA DO?
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I'LL SING CAROLS
WITH YOU BEFORE I GO.
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WELL, TH-THAT'S GOOD, SON. AND THEN
YOU WON'T HAVE TO SING OVER AT OUR HOUSE.
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OKAY, WELL, WHAT DO
YOU SAY ME AND YOUR DAD
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TALK ABOUT IT. WE'LL SEE
WHAT WE CAN WORK OUT.
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SO, CAN HE?
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OF COURSE NOT. WE'LL
JUST PRETEND WE'RE TALKING,
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AND THEN YOU GO IN AND
TELL HIM NO. WELL, WHY NOT?
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YOU KNOW HOW
IMPORTANT THIS IS TO ME.
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BESIDES, YOU GOT
THE KIDS LAST YEAR.
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WE WENT TO HAWAII
LAST YEAR, REMEMBER?
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TO MAKE THINGS
EASIER FOR EVERYONE.
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NOT THE HAWAIIANS.
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BARBRA JEAN, HELP ME OUT HERE.
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OH, YEAH, BARBRA JEAN.
TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK.
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WELL, I...
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I THINK THE ONLY REASON I'M STILL HERE IS
YOU'RE BLOCKING MY WAY TO THE LIVING ROOM.
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THANK YOU.
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LOOK, BROCK, I'VE ALREADY LOST
CHEYENNE, VAN AND ELIZABETH.
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YEAH, AND I FEEL BAD ABOUT
THAT, BUT COME ON, REBA,
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FAIR IS FAIR...
THEY'RE MY KIDS TOO.
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YEAH, I WISH I COULD HAVE
DONE THAT ON MY OWN.
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WELL, HAVE JAKE BACK AS EARLY
AS YOU CAN. I'M GIVING HIM A BIKE.
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OH, NO, YOU CAN'T.
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WHY?
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WELL, SEE, I WAS IN THE MALL THE OTHER
DAY, AND I SAW THIS REALLY COOL BIKE.
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AND, WELL, I-I
BOUGHT IT FOR HIM.
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COME ON, BARBRA JEAN, HONEY, WE
SHOULD GO. OH, JUST HOLD ON A MINUTE.
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OH, LOOK, YOU KNOW.
WHEN WE GOT DIVORCED,
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WE NEVER DISCUSSED
WHO GOT WHAT TRADITION.
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I JUST SORT OF FIGURED
THAT THE BIKE ONE WAS MINE.
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OH, WELL, HERE'S MY FAVORITE
TRADITION. YOU'RE WRONG.
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COME ON. I ALREADY
BOUGHT HIM THE BIKE.
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AND BESIDES, I'M THE ONE
WHO BOUGHT CHEYENNE
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A CHRISTMAS BIKE
WHEN SHE WAS EIGHT.
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I MADE A TRADITION WHEN I WENT OUT AND
BOUGHT KYRA'S BIKE WHEN SHE WAS EIGHT.
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MINE HAD A BOW ON IT. I WIN.
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REBA, THE FIRST THING JAKE SHOULD
SEE CHRISTMAS MORNING IS THAT BIKE.
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DO YOU REALLY WANNA
TAKE THAT AWAY FROM HIM?
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KIND OF.
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OKAY, FINE. THANKS, REBA.
I'M GONNA GO TELL HIM.
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WHY DON'T YOU JUST TORCH
THE TREE ON YOUR WAY OUT?
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I'M ALL READY. OH,
THERE'S MY BIG BOY.
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HIS FIRST CHRISTMAS
EVE AWAY FROM HIS MAMA.
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NOW REMEMBER, IF YOU SING REALLY, REALLY
LOUD, I'LL BE ABLE TO HEAR YOU OVER HERE.
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I'LL TRY. I LOVE YOU. I LOVE
YOU TOO, BABY. HAVE FUN.
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♪ JOY TO THE WORLD ♪
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♪ THE LORD IS COME ♪♪
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ENJOY YOUR CHRISTMAS, BROCK.
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WELL, IT'S JUST
ME AND YOU, KIDDO.
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SO WHAT SHOULD WE DO FIRST?
GO MAKE SOME HOT APPLE CIDER,
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OR GO UPSTAIRS AND PUT ON OUR
ELF PAJAMAS AND DECORATE THE TREE?
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COME ON, MOM. THE
TWO OF US SITTING HERE,
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FORCING SOME HOLIDAY TRADITIONS
THAT DON'T EXIST ANYMORE?
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IT SOUNDS KIND OF PATHETIC.
PATHETIC OR SUPER-DUPER FUN?
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THE THING IS KENDALL'S FAMILY HAS THIS
HUGE CHRISTMAS EVE OPEN HOUSE EVERY YEAR.
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HANG ON A SEC.
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HELLO? NO, HAVE YOUR MOM
DRIVE AROUND THE BLOCK.
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SHE HASN'T SAID YES YET.
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- PLEASE?
- GO.
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PULL AROUND.
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MOM, YOU ARE THE BEST.
MM, SAVE IT FOR SANTA.
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I WON'T BE LATE.
YEAH. ALL RIGHT.
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MERRY CHRISTMAS.
YEAH, MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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SO I SUPPOSE YOU WANT TO GO
BACK TO THE FOREST NOW, HUH?
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OH, EXCUSE ME. DO YOU KNOW WHO I
TALK TO ABOUT DONATING SOME FOOD?
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WELL, I'LL TAKE IT. OH,
ARE YOU IN CHARGE HERE?
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NO, I'M HUNGRY. OH.
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WELL, THOSE ARE
HOMEMADE COOKIES.
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I MAKE 'EM EVERY YEAR WHEN
MY FAMILY DECORATES OUR TREE.
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I ALSO WEAR THESE
CUTE LITTLE ELF PAJAMAS,
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BUT I DIDN'T WANNA
START A RUCKUS.
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YEAH, THANKS FOR THAT.
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ANYHOW, MY FAMILY'S OFF DOING
OTHER STUFF, SO HERE I AM, HELPING OUT.
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SHARING THE CHRISTMAS
CHEER. GO ON. HAVE ANOTHER ONE.
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NO. OH, YEAH, THERE'S
PLENTY. GO AHEAD.
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I DON'T DOUBT IT. THEY'RE LOUSY.
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HOW ABOUT YOU? YOU WANT SOME
GRAVY FOR YOUR MASHED POTATOES?
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YOU MAKE IT? YES, SIR.
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PASS.
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YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU'RE
WRECKING THIS FOR ME.
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HERE I AM SUPPOSED TO BE
FEELING GOOD ABOUT ALL THIS,
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AND ALL I FEEL LIKE DOING IS
POURING THIS GRAVY IN YOUR LAP.
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OH, HEY THERE, SISTER.
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HEY, I'M JUST GIVING HIM
SOME GRAVY. THERE YOU GO.
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WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?
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MY PROBLEM IS I'M HERE ON CHRISTMAS
EVE INSTEAD OF BEING WITH MY FAMILY.
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OH, WELL, HEY, I'VE
GOT THE SAME PROBLEM.
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IF YOU DON'T MIND ME ASKING, HOW
COME YOU'RE NOT WITH YOUR FAMILY?
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I GOTTA WORK. IT'S THE BUSIEST
NIGHT OF THE YEAR FOR SANTA.
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OH, RIGHT, YOU'RE SANTA.
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I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN THAT
SINCE I'M THE TOOTH FAIRY.
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I REALLY AM SANTA.
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TODAY, I WAS AT RYAN'S
DEPARTMENT STORE.
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- WELL, THAT MUST BE FUN.
- IT'S FOUR BUCKS AN HOUR, LADY.
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YEAH, IT'S GREAT.
WHERE'S YOUR FAMILY?
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WELL, THEY'RE OFF
HAVING A GREAT TIME.
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MY OLDEST DAUGHTER IS
GOING TO LAKE CONROE.
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AND THEN MY OTHER
DAUGHTER'S AT A PARTY.
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AND MY BABY BOY,
HE'S WITH HIS DAD.
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HEY, HEY, IT'S ALL RIGHT.
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UH, LOOK, I'M EATING YOUR GRAVY.
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MMM! OOH!
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AND THEY'RE GONNA
GIVE HIM THE BIKE.
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COULD BE WORSE. THEY
COULD BE GIVING HIM A PONY.
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I KNOW, I FEEL STUPID. HERE I
AM FEELING SORRY FOR MYSELF,
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AND ALL THESE PEOPLE HERE HAVE
A LOT BIGGER PROBLEMS THAN I DO.
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YEAH, THAT'S WHY I COME DOWN
HERE, TO FEEL BETTER ABOUT MYSELF.
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I USED TO HANG AROUND
WITH A DISFIGURED GUY,
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SO I WOULDN'T FEEL BAD ABOUT
THE EXTRA WEIGHT I PUT ON.
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THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT.
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I KNOW WHAT YOU MEANT.
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LOOK, THERE'S ALWAYS SOMEONE
SUFFERING WORSE THAN YOU.
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IT DOESN'T MEAN THAT
YOUR PAIN DOESN'T COUNT.
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JUST WHEN I THOUGHT DIVORCE COULDN'T
HURT ME ANY MORE, I LOSE SOMETHING ELSE.
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CHRISTMAS EVE USED
TO BE SO SPECIAL.
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WELL, IT'S BEEN NICE
TALKING TO YOU, BUT...
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I THINK YOU'D BETTER GET GOING.
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I HEAR WE'RE GONNA
GET AN ICE STORM LATER.
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00:12:53,923 --> 00:12:56,373
OH, OKAY. YOU HAVE
TO GO ANYWHERE?
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YEAH. EVERY FREAKIN'
HOUSE IN THE WHOLE WORLD.
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BE SAFE. MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
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REBA.
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HEY, HOW DID YOU KNOW MY NAME?
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- I KNOW EVERYBODY'S NAME.
- OH, YEAH, YOU'RE SANTA.
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DON'T WALK OUT OF HERE TONIGHT
FEELING SORRY FOR YOURSELF.
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IF YOU DO, YOU'RE STEALING
CHRISTMAS FROM EVERY PERSON,
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WHO, FOR WHATEVER REASON,
ISN'T WITH THEIR FAMILY TONIGHT.
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00:13:28,975 --> 00:13:31,425
IF YOUR TRADITIONS
MEANT ANYTHING,
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YOUR FAMILY'S STILL
TOGETHER IN YOUR HEART.
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GO HOME. DECORATE
YOUR TREE. END OF SPEECH.
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THOUGHT YOU DIDN'T
LIKE THOSE? I DON'T.
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BY THE TIME WE GET TO JAPAN, YOU'D
BE SURPRISED WHAT A REINDEER WILL EAT.
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OKAY, SO HOW DOES THIS
TRADITION THING WORK?
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00:14:01,924 --> 00:14:04,925
WELL, WHAT WERE SOME OF YOUR
FAVORITE HOLIDAY TRADITIONS GROWING UP?
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00:14:04,994 --> 00:14:08,462
UH, DAD WOULD GOLF, MOM WOULD
DRINK, AND I'D PLAY WITH MY TOYS.
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00:14:10,566 --> 00:14:13,300
HEY, AT MY HOUSE, WE WOULD
ALWAYS HANG STOCKINGS.
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AND THAT WOULD BE THE FIRST THING
THAT WE'D OPEN. WE SHOULD DO THAT.
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GREAT. DID YOU
BRING THE STOCKINGS?
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NO. DIDN'T YOU? NO.
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00:14:23,229 --> 00:14:26,780
WELL, I HAVE SOCKS
AND HUGE FEET.
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LET'S JUST FORGET ABOUT THE
WHOLE STOCKING THING. OKAY.
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00:14:29,101 --> 00:14:31,435
WHAT SHOULD WE MAKE
FOR CHRISTMAS DINNER?
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OH. MOM ALWAYS MAKES ROAST BEEF.
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PERFECT. BUT DO YOU THINK WE'LL
HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO COOK IT?
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00:14:37,893 --> 00:14:41,812
I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T EVEN
KNOW IF WE HAVE A FRYING PAN.
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00:14:48,421 --> 00:14:50,671
WELL, WHY DON'T WE
HAVE ROAST BEEF HERE?
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00:14:50,740 --> 00:14:54,224
GREAT IDEA. PERFECT.
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00:14:54,293 --> 00:14:56,460
ALL RIGHT.
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HMM.
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DANG, THEY DON'T
HAVE ANY ROAST BEEF.
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00:15:06,005 --> 00:15:09,372
WHAT KIND OF ROADSIDE
PANCAKE HOUSE IS THIS?
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HELLO, DEBORAH? YEAH, IT'S REBA.
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00:15:17,433 --> 00:15:21,785
YEAH, I WAS JUST CALLING TO SAY
BECAUSE OF THE WEATHER AND ALL,
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00:15:21,854 --> 00:15:25,405
MAYBE IT'D BE A GOOD IDEA FOR KYRA TO
SPEND THE NIGHT OVER THERE TONIGHT.
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NEVER MIND, DEBORAH.
SHE'S BACK. THANKS A BUNCH.
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- HEY, MOM.
- KYRA, WHY DID YOU COME HOME?
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00:15:31,631 --> 00:15:34,576
NOT THAT I'M COMPLAINING, MIND
YOU, BUT IT'S TERRIBLE OUT THERE.
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00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:37,901
IT WASN'T THE GREATEST CHRISTMAS
PARTY. DID YOU KNOW THEY'RE JEWISH?
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NO, THEY'RE NOT.
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00:15:44,110 --> 00:15:47,695
I KNOW. I JUST COULDN'T GET THE
PICTURE OF YOU ALL ALONE OUT OF MY HEAD.
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00:15:47,764 --> 00:15:50,364
SO, YOU WANNA SING
CHRISTMAS CAROLS?
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00:15:50,433 --> 00:15:53,917
MOM, DON'T PUSH IT. OKAY, GREAT.
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00:15:53,986 --> 00:15:57,154
I GUESS WE CAN SPEND THE TIME
DISCUSSING YOUR PERSONAL LIFE.
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♪ JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE
BELLS JINGLE ALL THE WAY ♪
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00:16:01,210 --> 00:16:03,877
OH, YOU'RE BACK. YES.
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00:16:03,946 --> 00:16:06,758
AND YOU'RE SOAKED. LET ME TAKE
ELIZABETH. COME HERE, DARLING.
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00:16:06,782 --> 00:16:09,065
THANK YOU. HERE YOU GO.
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00:16:09,134 --> 00:16:11,580
WOW, I DIDN'T EXPECT YOU GUYS BACK
UNTIL TOMORROW. WHAT HAPPENED?
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WELL, WE JUST THOUGHT IT WAS KIND
OF STUPID TO START NEW TRADITIONS...
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WHEN WE HAVE SUCH
GREAT OLD ONES.
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PLUS, UH, WE FORGOT
OUR STOCKINGS.
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00:16:20,963 --> 00:16:22,996
WELL, I'M JUST GLAD YOU'RE BACK.
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00:16:23,065 --> 00:16:25,265
WHY DON'T YOU GO ON
IN AND JOIN IN ON THE FUN.
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00:16:31,340 --> 00:16:33,857
I'M BACK!
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00:16:33,926 --> 00:16:39,513
WHOO-HOO, JAKE! OH, THIS IS THE
BEST CHRISTMAS PRESENT I'VE EVER HAD.
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00:16:39,582 --> 00:16:42,182
HE'S WORRIED THAT SANTA
WOULDN'T KNOW WHERE TO FIND HIM,
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00:16:42,251 --> 00:16:44,869
SO HE WANTS TO LEAVE
A NOTE ON HIS BED.
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00:16:44,937 --> 00:16:46,987
I TOLD HIM WE COULD
JUST CALL SANTA,
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00:16:47,056 --> 00:16:50,941
BUT SOMEBODY TOLD HIM
SANTA DOESN'T HAVE A PHONE.
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00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:55,178
WELL, HE DOESN'T.
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00:16:55,247 --> 00:16:57,180
I MEAN, THAT'S JUST SILLY.
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MERRY CHRISTMAS,
DADDY. HEY, BARBRA JEAN.
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00:17:01,370 --> 00:17:03,320
MERRY CHRISTMAS, ANGEL.
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00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:07,068
YOU KNOW, IT WAS REALLY
ROUGH DRIVING OVER HERE.
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00:17:07,092 --> 00:17:09,226
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT. IF
THIS STORM DOESN'T BREAK,
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00:17:09,294 --> 00:17:11,272
WE MAY HAVE TO STAY
OVER HERE TONIGHT.
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00:17:11,296 --> 00:17:13,580
THAT'D BE GREAT.
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00:17:13,649 --> 00:17:15,649
I COULD BORROW ONE
OF REBA'S NIGHTIES.
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00:17:20,907 --> 00:17:23,073
OH, THE STORM WILL BREAK.
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00:17:23,142 --> 00:17:26,476
IF THERE'S A GOD IN
HEAVEN, IT'LL BREAK.
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00:17:26,545 --> 00:17:30,063
HEY, DAD, SINCE YOU'RE HERE, YOU
GET TO DO THE LIGHTS LIKE ALWAYS.
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00:17:30,132 --> 00:17:32,744
- WHAT CAN I DO?
- WELL, YOU CAN STAND OUT
ON THE FRONT PORCH...
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AND MONITOR THE WEATHER.
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- OKAY.
- BARBRA JEAN.
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00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:43,827
YOU CAN DO THE TINSEL.
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ONE STRAND AT A TIME.
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YOU KNOW WHAT ME AND MY SISTER WOULD
DO WHEN WE WOULD DECORATE THE TREE?
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00:17:49,235 --> 00:17:52,235
- WHAT?
- TINSEL FIGHT!
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00:17:53,789 --> 00:17:55,889
COME ON, REBA!
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00:17:55,958 --> 00:17:57,991
MAKE IT HARD FOR
ME. BOB AND WEAVE.
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00:17:58,060 --> 00:18:01,411
BOB AND WEAVE. BARBRA JEAN?
BARBRA JEAN, HONEY, HONEY?
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00:18:01,480 --> 00:18:05,749
MAYBE YOU OUGHTA
JUST FOCUS ON THE TREE.
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OKAY. OKAY.
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00:18:15,344 --> 00:18:18,078
ALL YOUR KIDS ARE HOME FOR
CHRISTMAS. LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT YOUR WISH.
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00:18:18,147 --> 00:18:19,914
YEAH.
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00:18:28,457 --> 00:18:31,641
WELL, ALMOST.
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00:18:39,117 --> 00:18:42,719
BROCK? WHAT ARE YOU
DOING, HAVIN' A SÉANCE IN HERE?
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00:18:44,590 --> 00:18:47,691
NO, I WAS GONNA MAKE A BOLOGNA
SANDWICH. I WANTED TO SET THE MOOD.
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00:18:49,562 --> 00:18:52,546
THE POWER'S OUT. YEAH.
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00:18:52,615 --> 00:18:57,234
OOH, IT'S REALLY
HOWLING OUT THERE.
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00:18:58,637 --> 00:19:00,754
- HEY, REBA?
- YEAH.
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00:19:00,823 --> 00:19:03,891
IT WAS ALWAYS A NICE
TRADITION, CHRISTMAS EVE.
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00:19:03,960 --> 00:19:05,909
YEAH, IT WAS.
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00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:10,581
YOU KNOW, I WAS JUST SITTING HERE
THINKING ABOUT ALL THE CHRISTMAS EVES...
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00:19:10,649 --> 00:19:12,583
BACK WHEN THE KIDS WERE LITTLE.
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00:19:12,651 --> 00:19:15,001
US UP LATE, PUTTING
STUFF TOGETHER.
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00:19:16,505 --> 00:19:18,522
OKAY, YOU PUTTING
STUFF TOGETHER.
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00:19:18,590 --> 00:19:21,158
ME, BUZZED ON EGGNOG,
PLAYING WITH THE TOYS.
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00:19:26,899 --> 00:19:28,815
YOU THINK THEY REMEMBER IT?
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00:19:28,884 --> 00:19:32,752
I MEAN, DO YOU THINK
THEY REMEMBER IT AS GOOD?
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00:19:34,807 --> 00:19:37,608
YEAH, I REALLY DO.
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00:19:41,313 --> 00:19:43,881
POWER'S BACK. YEAH.
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00:20:02,918 --> 00:20:04,896
WHOA!
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00:20:04,920 --> 00:20:10,790
YOU GOT HIM THE BIKE, AND THEN
BROUGHT IT OVER HERE IN THIS STORM?
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00:20:10,859 --> 00:20:12,792
THAT WAS SO SWEET.
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00:20:12,861 --> 00:20:16,713
OH, COME ON. I DIDN'T BRING THE BIKE
OVER HERE. YOU WENT OUT AND BOUGHT IT.
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00:20:16,782 --> 00:20:20,550
I DIDN'T BUY HIM
A BIKE, YOU BUTT.
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00:20:22,721 --> 00:20:25,623
AND THANK YOU.
WELL, YOU'RE WELCOME.
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00:20:25,691 --> 00:20:28,041
BUT I KNOW YOU DID
IT, YOU DOUBLE BUTT.
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00:20:33,832 --> 00:20:37,517
YEAH, HAVE IT YOUR WAY.
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00:20:37,586 --> 00:20:39,669
I BETTER GET SOME REST.
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00:20:41,173 --> 00:20:44,675
IN THREE SHORT HOURS, I HAVE
TO PRETEND TO LIKE BARBRA JEAN.
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00:20:47,830 --> 00:20:50,497
- MERRY CHRISTMAS, BROCK.
- MERRY CHRISTMAS, REBA.
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ACME!
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