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[ Roars ]
Feel the power of Senor Frog!
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- I terminate you!
- [ Laughs ]
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- Let me go.
-Jake, take it easy on your dad.
Those are some brittle bones.
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Ah. I think I got him
this time, Reba.
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- Soda?
- Why, thank you.
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- Sucker punch,Jake!
- No!
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I win!
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I don't know, Brock.
You always fall for the soda trick.
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Yeah. You think I'd have learned
after all these years.
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[ Laughs ]
Okay, you can leave now.
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- Adios, Senor Frog.
- [ Door Opens ]
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Hey. There he is,Mr. Football.
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And his wife,
Mrs. Football.
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Hey, guys.Remember Baby Football?
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Oh. That should be
your nickname.
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So how was
your first day back?
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Oh, Coach says,
"Montgomery, you're slow, fat and stupid.''
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[ Chuckles ]
One day, and Coach already knows my name.
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Attaboy.Jake?
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You better sleep with one eye open!
Ah ha ha ha! See you guys later.
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Hey, you know what's fun
after a hard day at school?
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- Taking care of your baby.
- Oh, come here, sweetie.
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Mommy is gonna miss you
so much tonight.
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What? Why are you
gonna miss her?
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We're going to dinner with Van's parents
to a fancy French restaurant.
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Yeah, I don't knowabout that, Cheyenne.
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I know my parents have been cool
the last few times we've seen 'em...
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but, you know,
it's still weird for me.
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Van, this is important. We're tryingto build a bridge between us and them.
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While you're busy building your bridge,
who's gonna watch Elizabeth?
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Well, we're kind of busy,
and... you're kind of not.
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Guys, you can't just assume that I'm
always gonna be here to watch Elizabeth.
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- I mean, what if I had plans for tonight?
- Yeah, good one.
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Oh, all right.
I'll watch her this time.
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But you guys have got to start
taking more responsibility for your child.
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Thanks, Mom. You're the best.
Bye, angel. [ Kisses ]
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Say bye-bye.
Say bye-bye-bye.
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Okay, it's just me and you, kid.
It's time to wrestle. A one, a two, a three.
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[ Screams, Imitates Explosion ]
Oh, you dominate.
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- [ Babbles ]
- [ Laughs ]
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[ Reba ]Ha, hey.!
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?? [ Singing ]
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?? [ Continues ]
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?? [ Ends ]
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- Oh, Mom. You gotta see
the one of Elizabeth sleeping.
- That's a really cute one.
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- Oh!
- There it is.
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Yep, and that's the one of her crying
after Van insisted we take the picture.
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She looks just like Van did.
We have missed so much.
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But we're here now.
And... we have a camera.
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Hey, Van. Why don't you take a picture
of us looking at the pictures?
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Okay, I got a bucket
of chicken for dinner.
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I know it's not snooty French food...
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but it does come in a "la buckette. '"
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[ Laughs ]Hi, Dan, Sue.
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- Hello, Reba, " Ki-ra.''
- It's " Kyra.'' Thanks again, Mom.
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- Hi there.
- My parents wanted to come by and see the baby.
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[ Chuckles ] Great.
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She's right over here.
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[ Chuckles ] Van, I think now's a good time
to take a picture of the lucky grandma.
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Oh, no. I just got in from work
and my hair's a mess, but-
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Oh.
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Reba, we know it's dinnertime, and we really
don't want to overstay our welcome.
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Oh, no. Stay. I mean, I got
a family pack and three sides.
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- Here, you can have my biscuit.
- Oh, thanks. We'll pass.
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But we do have somethingwe wanna give Elizabeth. Van, Cheyenne.
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I know we've missed some earlier
photo opportunities...
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but here's a little something
we hope will help create some new ones.
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Oh, thank you.
It's a key.
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Welcome to this week's episode
of Cheyenne Identiies Objects.
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" Dearest Elizabeth: This key
will unlock stable number eight...
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at the Bobolink Pastures,
where you'll find your very own pony.''
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- A pony?
- A pony?
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A pony?
[ Squeals ]
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- Wow, what a gift.
- [ Cheyenne ] Oh, my God.
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Well, it's a very nice gift, but
it isn't very practical, is it?
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I mean, who's gonna take care of him,
'cause I sure don't have time to watch a pony too.
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Oh, no. The-
The people at the stable will watch her.
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And you know,
couple of those guys are single.
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[ Chuckles ] But is that a really
good gift for a baby?
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I mean, a wild animal?
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You guys, we should take Elizabeth to pet it
so she gets to know it before she rides it.
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- It's perfect.
- [ Door Opens ]
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Because those dragonflies
love each other, that's why.
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Hi, Mom.
Hi, Mr. and Mrs. Montgomery.
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- Hey.
- Hey, Sue, Dan.
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Dad, Van's parents
bought Elizabeth a pony.
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- What?
- Isn't that amazing?
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I've always wanted a pony,
and now my daughter has one.
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Oh, honey. I wanted to get you a pony when
you were little, but... your mom said no.
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Yes, and no offense,
but rather than giving you gifts...
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we decided to give you
love and kindness and affection.
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Yeah, but you can't ride loveat the state fair.
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No, you can't!
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- Can we go ride the pony?
- I don't see why not.
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- Can I go too?
-Jake, don't you have homework?
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Not if I can ride a pony.
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- We'll all go.
- Oh, how exciting.
- Let me grab the chicken.
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Hello, honey. I can hardly wait
to get a picture of you on your new pony.
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And then maybe afterwards,we can go back to our house...
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so you can see where your
other grandparents live, huh?
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- What?
- Oh, no. That's a great idea.
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- That way Mom won't have to watch her.
- I don't have any plans.
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No, this is perfect. Maybe you guys
can watch Elizabeth sometimes...
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so Mrs. H doesn't always have to.
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Oh, don't call me Mrs. H. My name is Grandma.
And I'm happy to watch her.
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- We'll be glad to pitch in. Let's go, everybody.
- [ Van ] Whoo!
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- Let's go.
- Where are you going?
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I wanna go see the pony.
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- Yeah. Who doesn't love a pony?
- I love ponies.
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Hope y'all get there
and it's a big ol' fat dog.
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- Okay, ready?
- Ready.
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All right. Touchdown! Yahoo!
Raise the roof. Uh-huh, uh-huh.
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Praise the man upstairs.
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Spin the ball
and break-dance around it.
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[ Vocalizing ]
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Well, somebody found a quarter.
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For your information...
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we are practicing the official
Van Montgomery touchdown dance.
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Well, the good news is
you won't be doing it much.
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You know what this needs?
My Batman costume.
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Hey, football star. You wanna
walk your lucky wife to class this morning?
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- My friends are dying to meet you.
- I'm sorry, honey. I can't.
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I have to hit the weight room,
and then I have to make up a math test.
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Well, maybe we can have lunch.
The board of health reopened the cafeteria.
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No. No, I'm supposed to watch game film
during lunch. But hey, I'm free at 2:00.
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- Oh, my last class is at 2:00. But after-
- I have practice after.
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Can't you take the day off?
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Take the day off?Sure, let mejust ask Coach.
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" Hey, Coach.
Can I take the day off?''
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" Why, Montgomery?
So you can get slower, fatter and stupider?''
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No. Nope.
Nope, Coach says no.
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But I thought we'd be together.
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Well,you can walk meto the gym.
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I don't wanna walk you
to the gym. Who's gonna see us?
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What's the point of being married
to a big football star...
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if nobody's gonna
see us together?
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- Kyra, do you mind?
- Oh, I'm sorry.
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I was just dying to know
how this all turns out.
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Listen. Cheyenne, listen.
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Coach says if I work real hard,
I have a chance to make it to the NFL.
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You know what that means.
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Even if I'm a scrub,that leads to announcing gigs.
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And then the big jackpot:
infomercials.
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But, Van, infomercials are on at night.
Then we would never have dinner together.
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- I tell you what. Tonight-
- Yeah?
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We'll have dinner,
just me and you. I promise.
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- Okay, it's a date.
- All right.
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Whoo! It's gonna be okay.
Everybody, it's gonna be okay.
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Yeah, I know
I just called, Sue...
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but I forgot to mention that Elizabeth
likes her apple juice at room temperature.
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Well, no, if grape juice is all you have,
it doesn't really have to be room temperature...
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'cause Elizabeth
hates grape juice.
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Okay. Fine.
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- [ Phone Beeps ]
- Yeah, you'd know best after three hours.
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- Hey, Reba.
- Hey, Barbra Jean. That looks heavy.
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Oh, it is. Real heavy.
The beams are made of real oak.
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Wow. It's a beauty.
Thanks for bringing it by and showing me.
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- Oh!
-[ Knocking ]
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Good one. [ Laughs ]
It's for Elizabeth.
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- Oh.
- Where is she?
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She's with the big shots
who got her the pony.
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Right now they're probably out
gettin' prices on a baby elephant.
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Well, I think a little girl
likes a dollhouse more than a pony.
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I mean, for one thing, no poop.
[ Chuckles ]
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Oh, for the tenth time,
Cheyenne, I'm exhausted.
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We'll have a romantic dinner
another night.
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We should go get Elizabeth. I think she's spent
enough time with her other grandparents.
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But, Van, you promised.
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Mom, will you please tell Van that a big sack
of tacos is not a romantic dinner?
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Or can you tell her that a big sack
of anything is romantic when you're in love?
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Or you could both take a look
at the beautiful dollhouse I got Elizabeth.
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Oh, yeah. Look.
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Football and school are like workin' two jobs,
and arguing with you makes three.
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Now, I'm tired. I'm gonna go upstairs
and eat and sleep. Chicken or beef?
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- Vegetarian!
- What?
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She said vegetarian. And seriously, guys,
it's time for Elizabeth's apple juice.
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Well, if you wanted vegetarian,
why didn't you ask for vegetarian?
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I did ask for vegetarian. Ha!
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Well, guess what!
I wasn't listening! Ha back!
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- Can you believe him?
- [ Staccato ] No, I can't.
We should go get your daughter.
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- Mom, I'm sure she's fine.
- I don't think so.
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Those people don't have the first clue
about how to take care of a baby.
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And they sure don't wanna
hear about it either.
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Mom, you have your way,
and they have theirs.
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I think I know
what's best for my child.
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[ Sighs, Chuckles ]
I mean, your child.
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Can't we just go get her?
I don't like this.
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Well, you're gonna have to learn to like it,
because she's spending the night over there.
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You're lettin' her have
a sleepover on a school night?
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Barbra Jean, did you hear that?
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Earthquake!
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[ Cackles ]
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Elizabeth is not ready
to spend the night over there.
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This is absolutely wrong,
Barbra Jean.
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- You're right, Reba.
- I'm not talkin' to you.
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We have got to get that baby
away from those pony people.
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If they're in, I'm out.
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What? Why would you say that?
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Because they're real grandparents.
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You and Brock are
real grandparents to Elizabeth.
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I'm just a young, attractive woman
that married her grandfather.
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How can you be so selfish?
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- This isn't about you. It's about me!
- Ow.
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I do her bedtime routine.
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Apple juice, bath time,
two silly stories...
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give her a blanket and she's out.
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Right about now, she's spittin' out grape juice
and cryin' for Grandma Reba.
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And the young, attractive woman
that married Papa Brock.
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Oh, my gosh. They don't have
Elizabeth's blankie.
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She can't go to sleep
without her blankie.
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Of course not.
A blankie is like scotch to a child.
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- I'm gonna go give it to her.
- Yeah, let's go.
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Why do you think
I'd let you go with me?
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Because if things get rough,
you're gonna need some muscle.
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Okay, but I call the shots.
Batman, Robin. Got it?
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[ No Audible Dialogue ]
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- [ Ringing On Receiver]
- No answer. Where could they have gone?
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Well, I see some light.
Someone must be home.
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Oh no, wait.
That's the gatehouse. Oh!
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- Man, they should be answering their phone.
- [ Phone Beeps, Rings ]
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I don't like this. I mean,
what if we were Ed McMahon...
221
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and we were here
with a big fat check?
222
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Yeah, like they need it.
[ Scoffs ]
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[ Gasps ] Oh, God. I hope they didn't
sell Elizabeth on the black market.
224
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A healthy baby
brings a pretty penny.
225
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- No answer.
- What if they're in there and
they're havin' a swingers party?
226
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Do you know
where Brock is tonight?
227
00:14:22,808 --> 00:14:25,572
Let's go home.
This is a crazy idea.
228
00:14:25,644 --> 00:14:28,340
Oh, no. The Reba I know
doesn't give up.
229
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The Reba I know
would scale that wall...
230
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and give those people a blankie
and a piece of her mind.
231
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- Oh, Barbra Jean.
- No, Reba. I'm going over the wall.
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- Give me a boost.
- Me boost you? You'd pound me into the ground.
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There'd be just this little head
down here in the dirt.
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Well, we're not leaving
until this blanket is in front of that door.
235
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We came to perform a mission,
and our mission is incomplete.
236
00:14:57,776 --> 00:15:02,008
Oh, what's that I hear, Reba?
A tiny cry in the night?
237
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" Grammy Weba,
I want my blankie.''
238
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- [ Imitates Baby Crying ]
- All right. All right.
239
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Let's get this over with.
Gimme a boost.
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All right. Okay.
Okay. Come on.
241
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[ Grunts ]
Oh, God. Yeah.
242
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[ Grunting ]
Watch the mascara.
243
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- [ Grunting Continues ]
- Little higher.Just a little bit higher.
244
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- Yeah.
- Oh, I see a light.
245
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- Oh!
- What'd you-
246
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Dad-blam it,
I almost had it.
247
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Well, I just started at Bally's.
I can't hold you that long.
248
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All right.Just give me one big push
and I can do the rest. Okay?
249
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Okay. Right. Right.
250
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- Here we go.
- And hyah! Okay.
251
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Come on, Batman.
[ Grunting ]
252
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Hey, did you get new shoes?
253
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- Okay, I got it. Rest's a piece of cake.
- All right.
254
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- [ Alarm Blares ]
- [ Man ] Perimeter violation.The police have been called.
255
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- Barbra Jean, help me down.
-Jump, Reba!
256
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- I can't. It's too high.
- Well,just shut your eyes and jump!
257
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- Barbra Jean, help me down.
- Perimeter violation.
258
00:16:04,910 --> 00:16:09,404
- I can't take another hit on my police record!
- Barbra Jean!
259
00:16:09,481 --> 00:16:12,006
Barbra Jean!
260
00:16:12,084 --> 00:16:14,143
[ Dan ]Who's there?
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Reba?
262
00:16:16,221 --> 00:16:19,122
Oh. Hi, Dan.
[ Chuckles ]
263
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Could you help me find my Frisbee?
I think it flew over into your yard.
264
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?? [ Piano On TV]
265
00:16:29,534 --> 00:16:32,162
Why are you watching PBS?
266
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If you tell me what PBS stands for,
I'll tell you why I'm watching it.
267
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I know what PBS stands for.
268
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It's not " Peanut Butter Sandwich.''
269
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[ Knocking ]
270
00:16:43,815 --> 00:16:45,942
Hey, kids.
Hey, is Barbra Jean over here?
271
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- No.
- Good. Make sure you tell her
I was looking for her.
272
00:16:51,022 --> 00:16:53,013
Why are you watching PBS?
273
00:16:53,091 --> 00:16:55,992
If you tell me
what PBS stands for-
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Forget it.
275
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Hey, where's Van?
276
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He's at school
watching game tapes.
277
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- That kid's really committed to this thing, isn't he?
- Yeah.
278
00:17:05,170 --> 00:17:07,161
- Yeah?
- [ Laughs, Sighs ]
279
00:17:07,239 --> 00:17:09,469
- Could you get him to quit?
- What?
280
00:17:09,541 --> 00:17:12,977
At first I thought him playing football again
would be great, but it's terrible.
281
00:17:13,044 --> 00:17:17,344
I never see him, and when I do,
he's exhausted or sweaty.
282
00:17:17,416 --> 00:17:20,385
I know it's hard right now, angel,
but he's countin' on you.
283
00:17:20,452 --> 00:17:23,444
You know, when I was going to dental school
and workin' nights...
284
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your mom was the only thing
that got me through.
285
00:17:25,891 --> 00:17:28,883
This is about your marriage?
You do remember how it ended, right?
286
00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:32,521
Yeah. Even though those were
our toughest times...
287
00:17:32,597 --> 00:17:36,260
the fact that we sacrificed for each other,
that just brought us closer.
288
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- Until you got divorced.
- Right. Until we got divorced. Give me a break.
289
00:17:42,207 --> 00:17:45,005
You know, it's possible
I learned a few things from our mistakes.
290
00:17:45,076 --> 00:17:48,705
Do you think I'm making a mistake about
bugging Van to spend more time with me?
291
00:17:48,780 --> 00:17:52,181
Well, Cheyenne, do you think he loves you less
when he's not with you?
292
00:17:52,250 --> 00:17:55,014
- Of course not.
- And do you think that
once football season's over...
293
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he's gonna do everything he can
to make up for the time you missed together?
294
00:17:58,390 --> 00:18:00,358
- Yes. Yes.
- Well, then I say...
295
00:18:00,425 --> 00:18:02,359
save your naggin'
until it'll do you some good.
296
00:18:02,427 --> 00:18:04,691
- I said bugging.
- Whatever.
297
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- Thank you, Daddy.
- I'm glad I could help.
298
00:18:10,068 --> 00:18:13,003
But what do I know?
I got divorced.
299
00:18:19,778 --> 00:18:22,872
- Dan, what-what-what was it?
- Hey, Sue.
300
00:18:22,948 --> 00:18:27,351
Reba, how canI put this delicately?
301
00:18:27,419 --> 00:18:30,115
What the hell were you doin'
on top of our wall?
302
00:18:30,188 --> 00:18:34,124
Well, I wouldn't have had to been on your wall
if you'd just answered your phone.
303
00:18:34,192 --> 00:18:37,719
Well, we were getting so many
helpful phone calls, we finally unplugged it.
304
00:18:37,796 --> 00:18:41,323
- Thereby forcing people onto your wall.
- [ Scoffs ]
305
00:18:41,399 --> 00:18:44,926
Okay. Maybe I did call
one or five times...
306
00:18:45,003 --> 00:18:48,131
but I was just concerned
about the baby...
307
00:18:48,206 --> 00:18:50,299
who is somewhere unsupervised.
308
00:18:50,375 --> 00:18:53,139
She is sleeping in the nursery.
309
00:18:53,211 --> 00:18:55,406
She can't be sleepin'.
I've got her blankie.
310
00:18:55,480 --> 00:18:58,415
By all means, let's wake her up
and give it to her.
311
00:18:58,483 --> 00:19:01,748
She's fine. You know,
we have raised a son.
312
00:19:01,820 --> 00:19:05,881
And you did a great job.
He's a fantastic kid.
313
00:19:05,957 --> 00:19:09,415
- But Elizabeth is my granddaughter.
- She's our granddaughter too.
314
00:19:09,494 --> 00:19:13,590
Right.
For the last couple of weeks.
315
00:19:13,665 --> 00:19:16,862
Okay. We get it.
316
00:19:16,935 --> 00:19:20,496
We haven't been around.
You-You can stop rubbing it in, Reba.
317
00:19:20,572 --> 00:19:23,302
We already feel inferior to you.
318
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[ Exhales ]
Really?
319
00:19:27,779 --> 00:19:32,944
Of course. You've been like Elizabeth'ssecond mother. We're practically strangers.
320
00:19:33,018 --> 00:19:35,350
- Rich strangers.
- What has that got to do with anything?
321
00:19:35,420 --> 00:19:37,854
Hey. Children can be bought.
322
00:19:37,923 --> 00:19:41,450
Heck, my kids are already liking
y'all better than they like me.
323
00:19:41,526 --> 00:19:44,154
Reba, you have
nothing to worry about.
324
00:19:44,229 --> 00:19:46,857
You have been with Elizabeth
every second of her life.
325
00:19:46,932 --> 00:19:49,025
Which do you think
she's gonna remember-
326
00:19:49,100 --> 00:19:52,035
her first 1 0 months of care and love
or her first pony?
327
00:19:54,806 --> 00:19:58,742
I guess I was just
a little jealous.
328
00:19:58,810 --> 00:20:01,301
Reba?
329
00:20:01,379 --> 00:20:03,813
Would you like a pony?
330
00:20:09,020 --> 00:20:12,080
No, but those little Mini Coopers
are really cute.
331
00:20:13,825 --> 00:20:17,818
Look, I'm really sorry I scaled your wall.
Y'all are doin' a great job.
332
00:20:20,332 --> 00:20:25,167
Reba, we're not going to do anything that
takes away from what you have with Elizabeth.
333
00:20:25,236 --> 00:20:28,171
We're just so grateful
to be back in her life.
334
00:20:28,239 --> 00:20:30,332
We're glad to have you.
335
00:20:30,408 --> 00:20:32,672
Reba, did you know
we call you " Super Grandma''?
336
00:20:32,744 --> 00:20:35,770
[ Laughs ]
Well, I don't like to wear the cape.
337
00:20:35,847 --> 00:20:37,838
[ Laughs ]
See ya.
338
00:20:37,916 --> 00:20:42,410
[ Barbra Jean ]Ca-caw.! Ca-caw.!
339
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[ Loud Whisper ]Batman, are you in there?
340
00:20:48,927 --> 00:20:51,020
Who is that?
341
00:20:51,096 --> 00:20:53,360
I have no idea.
342
00:20:53,431 --> 00:20:56,366
But if you have any dogs,
now would be a good time to release 'em.
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00:21:31,636 --> 00:21:34,571
Acme.![ Coughing ]
9999
00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
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