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Previously on Hawaii Five-0...

Wearing that suit in here
does not guarantee your protection.

Don't worry about me.
Worry about him.

- You remember me, Detective Williams?
- No, I don't know who you are.

Should I know who you are?

Danny! Danny!

Who is that guy? Who is he?

We need to get him into the OR
now or we are gonna lose him.

It was, uh, touch and go for a while,
but, um, he pulled through.

- Yes!
- He's gonna be okay.

- You get anything on the gunman?
- Nothing.

All right.
I baked the special Christmas cookies.

- No snooping, please.
- I wasn't snooping.

No? Okay. All right.
So these are very, very, very hot.

Do not touch them.
You'll burn your face off, all right?

But you can help me blow on them

because I got a little jam-up
on my right side here.

I can't blow so well. So why
don't you do that for me? Thank you.

Nice. How are we doing over there?

Actually, I think we're done.

- Yeah?
- Yeah.

Are you positive that Santa Claus
can get through that chimney?

Yeah. I am happy to report the Williams'
chimney is now ready for entry.

No chance Santa gets stuck tonight.
In fact, he might bring

- a couple of reindeer down with him.
- That is fantastic, isn't it?

- What do you say to Uncle Adam?
- Thank you, Uncle Adam.

- You are very welcome.
- All right. Well, the chimney's good.

What are we missing?
What are we missing?

- Um, Santa's special plate.
- That's right. Go get it.

Thank you very much. He, uh...
he gets a big kick out of all this.

Yeah. Well, I wasn't gonna
let you climb up there.

I don't even know why you're out of bed.
How's your chest feeling, by the way?

- I'm... I'm fine. I'm fine.
- Yeah?

It's not... it doesn't even hurt.
He's, uh, curious,

but I didn't tell him
what happened because he worries,

so don't say anything.
I don't think you would, but anyway.

Got it. Yeah. Hey, they
have any luck ID-ing the shooter yet?

No, nothing.

All right. What...
what are you doing tonight?

I'm just going home to pack.
I'm meeting Kono in LA

and my flight leaves
at the crack of dawn.

Well, then an extra special thank you
for doing this.

- It's nothing, man.
- Hey... what?

- You think I didn't see that?
- You got to test them out, right?

- Quality control?
- All right.

Put the cookies on the plate,
let's go, get them ready.

Three, four, that's good enough.
He's getting big. Go ahead.

Put it over there by the chimney
and I'll be in your room

- and read you a story in a minute.
- Right there.

- Say good night to Uncle Adam, too.
- Good night, Uncle Adam.

Merry Christmas, Charlie.

- Want a cookie?
- No, I'm good.

- You good?
- I got to ask, what happens to those?

Oh, well, I eat them, leave
the crumbs, he thinks Santa ate them.

Believe me,
you'll do the same with your kids.

Yeah, I look forward to that someday.

- Yeah.
- All right. I'll leave you to it, man.

- All right.
- Hey, what story are you gonna

- read him tonight?
- Oh, I don't know.

I usually do like the traditionals
like The Grinch, the normal stuff.

- But I'm gonna mix it up tonight.
- All right.

- All right? Hey.
- Hey.

- Have a safe flight.
- Merry Christmas, buddy.

- Tell Kono hello, please.
- Will do.

- What's up, buddy?
- Which one should we do first?

I don't know. Let's see.
Let's see what we got.

Hmm...

That's a good one.
These are all good ones.

But I was thinking maybe,
um, we do a special story,

a real special story that nobody,
nobody in the history of the world

has ever heard before, you'd be
the first. What do you think?

Really? What kind of story is it?

It's a crazy, mixed-up, insane story
that'll make you feel good inside

because it is a Christmas miracle.
You interested in that sort of thing?

- Yes.
- Okay.

So it was Christmastime on Oahu,

and everybody, everybody had the holiday
spirit going on, you know what I mean?

Especially this one very
jolly fellow in a red suit.

Merry Christmas! Mahalo.

Happy holidays!

Merry Christmas.

May God bless you.

Mahalo.

Ho, ho, ho! Happy holidays!

Uh, hey, buddy, you forgot this one.

Peace be with you.

Merry Christmas!

Wait a second.

Why does Santa have a phone?

Well, 'cause he's,
uh, not the real Santa.

He's like a fugazi Santa, okay?
He's a naughty Santa.

He's a bad Santa.

And he wasn't even using the phone
to make a real phone call.

Let's go, go, go, go!

Why would a bad guy dress like Santa?
What happened to all the money?

- Did the bad Santas get away?
- Okay. These are good questions,

and I am gonna answer all of them.

But first, we need to settle in because
the story is just getting started.

See that? Looks like Santa's
right over New Jersey right now.

- It's good news.
- Is he going to visit Aunt Bridget?

Yeah, he's gonna visit Aunt Bridget.

He's gonna do that.
He's a big guy, but he's very fast.

He's gonna visit Aunt Bridget,
then come make his way over here,

so we got to get this story going,
don't we?

What happened after the bad guys
robbed the truck?

Well... oh! I made a mistake...
I forgot. I got to go backwards.

There's characters in the story that
I wanna introduce you that I forgot.

- Is that all right?
- Who?

Who? Who?
I'll tell you who, my little owl.

Um, they are, uh, people,
here's a hint, by the way,

they're people that are
going to feed other people,

bring food to other people that are very
hungry at a place called the shelter.

- Why would they do something like this?
- They're the good guys.

Yes, of course they're the good guys.
That's my man. Good guess.

You guys should grab your coffees
before it gets cold.

- Hey, thanks for picking these up.
- Yeah.

It's not so much fun being with Kekoa
before he's had his caffeine.

- Bite me, Frank.
- See?

Hey, what's taking so long to get there?

It's the parade. Traffic's jacked up.

Parades.
Another reason why I hate holidays.

Come on, Josie.
Where's your Christmas spirit?

Get off my case.
I ordered a peppermint latte.

That's about as yuletide as I get.
Who ordered the mocha-chino?

Right here.

Yo, Henry, you didn't order nothing?

So these good guys, right, are veterans.
Do you know what veterans are?

- Uh, no.
- Veterans are people,

men and women,
that spend their whole lives

making sure that this country
is a safe place. Pretty cool, huh?

- Like you, Danno.
- Yeah, just like me.

But these people, these people are like
real, real, like, heroes, you know,

like American heroes.

And coincidentally, the person that they
were gonna meet up with later,

he is also a hero, kind of.

- Junior, slight change of plans.
- Everything okay, Commander?

No, everything's fine.
I'm still gonna meet you at the shelter.

But listen, my sister
and niece just arrived in town,

and I'm not gonna miss a chance
to put that little girl

- on my shoulders at this parade, okay?
- Yeah, I understand, sir.

Thanks, buddy.
They don't get out here very often.

Commander.
Commander, everything okay?

Junior, I got to call you back.

Uh-oh.
- "Uh-oh" is right.

Our hero guy, he's about to run
into these bad Santa Clauses.

It's no good. This is a tragedy
waiting to happen, don't you think?

He should have called the police.

Of course, he should have called
the police like a normal person would,

but this isn't a normal person,
and on top of everything else,

this guy is a cop.
He's a good person, kind of.

Anyway, it's not the point.
He, this cop, went after these guys.

He even left his gun in his car

'cause he didn't wanna
bring his gun to the parade.

He went after these guys without a gun.

- Wait.
- Wait, what?

Why did the guard in the truck
give the crazy man his gun?

- He didn't want it anymore?
- No, he wanted it.

He just, he decided that he thought
the crazy man should have the gun

so he could go after the bad guys,
you know what I mean?

- Okay.
- All right. So wait, hold on.

So this is the crazy part.

Hey! Five-0!

Wouldn't you know it,
bad guys ran out of gas.

- They should've filled it up before.
- Of course, they should have

filled it up before like smart people,
but they're not very smart people.

Right? Anyway, our cop, our crazy guy,

he goes and tries
to get them to give up.

Bang, bang, bang, bang.

Is the crazy guy Uncle Steve?

Now, let me ask you a question,
what gave it away,

the crazy man part
or the policeman part?

Ho, ho, ho!

Merry Christmas!

- Oh, no!
- What's the matter, buddy?

- What's the problem?
- How's Uncle Steve gonna

- find the bad guys?
- Okay.

Let's go back.

Remember when I told you
what kind of story this is?

- A miracle?
- That's right.

It's a Christmas miracle, all right?
So don't worry about nothing.

Everything's gonna be okay, all right?

Danno, are miracles real?

Are miracles real?
What am I doing here?

What am I talking... I'm telling you
a story about a miracle right now.

Anybody ever tells you
that miracles aren't real,

I want you to tell them this story
as proof that miracles do happen, okay?

So the bad guys,
they come crashing through the crowd.

And they're saying, "Everybody down!
Everybody out of the way!"

And they're running really fast.
This one's fast. This one's faster.

They're both fast.
Then you got Steve.

And this is Uncle Steve.
Doesn't this look like Uncle Steve?

- No.
- It doesn't? I think it does.

Maybe it's 'cause I know him
better than you do. Anyway, these guys,

they feel that they're being followed,
so one of them goes this way,

the other goes this way.
Steve, the donkey,

he's got to make a choice, right?
He's got to choose who to follow, right?

He can't follow them both.
He's got to pick one.

- And did he catch them?
- Sort of.

Stop. Freeze. Drop the sack.

Hands behind your head,
interlock your fingers...

Back off!

- Put the gun on the ground.
- All right. All right. All right.

Okay.

Now, lie down on the ground.

Pick up the sack.

Okay. So I know
exactly what you're thinking,

why would Uncle Steve
get down on the floor?

I mean, why wouldn't
he just chase the bad Santa.

But the truth of the matter is there
were people everywhere, right?

He didn't want anybody to get hurt,
so he was just following instructions,

he got down, and he unfortunately
had to let one of the Santas go.

- But why would he...
- Hey, let me ask you a question.

Did you, uh, did you brush your teeth
after you ate that cookie?

- No.
- I didn't think so.

Danno, how come Uncle Steve's friends
didn't help him?

That's a very good question.
Uh, the answer is that they were, uh,

they were very busy doing
very important stuff, like work stuff.

You know what I mean?

Hey, Cortana, pause.

- Why did you do that?
- It was good.

It was good, but you're doing
the whole thing wrong, Jerry,

you're supposed to be singing
the Dean Martin part.

Well, this is more my register.

Jerry, if you don't sing
the Dean Martin part,

then the whole damn thing
is ass backwards.

Then it's like, uh, she's trying
to seduce you

- instead of the other way around.
- It feels good to be desired sometimes.

By a machine?
Never mind, don't answer that.

Guys, there was an armored
car heist a few minutes ago

and it happened right by the parade.

Wait, isn't McGarrett supposed to be
at that parade with Mary and Joanie?

Yeah, I'm trying to call his cell,
he's not answering.

Well, let's ping his cell.

- He's on the move.
- That means he's in pursuit. Let's go.

- Hey, hey, are you okay?
- Yeah, I think so.

- Can you sit up?
- Yeah.

- Are you okay?
- Yeah.

- Where did he go?
- Over there.

Okay, listen to me,
I'm gonna get help, okay?

- You stay right here.
- All right.

Okay. So we got the bad guys
hiding in the mall, right?

Clear on that.
Steve, he knows this, right?

He's very aware of this.

He doesn't want him to get away,
the mall is a big place,

so he has the police show up,
surround the place like that.

- What about Uncle Steve's friends?
- They came, they showed up, bang.

Jerry, are you sure
they're still in there?

Affirmative. I'm looking at street cam
footage from about ten minutes ago.

I got Santa releasing a female hostage
onto King Street.

Then I picked up the same guy on a
different camera a few minutes later.

He meets up with the other Santa
and they enter the mall.

All right. Tell me you can pull
the cameras inside of this mall.

- Uh, pulling it up now.
- All right, good.

See if you can get eyes on our suspect
and get back to me, all right?

- We need a plan.
- It seems pretty straightforward to me.

We shut the place down,
do a store-to-store search.

No, these guys are armed,
all right, and they have shown

they are not afraid to use those weapons
regardless of civilian casualty.

If we go in there snooping around,
they see us,

we end up with a hostage situation,
or worse yet, a fire fight inside

- a crowded mall at Christmas time.
- What do you wanna do then?

Write a letter to Santa Claus,
tell him to put them on the naughty list

- unless they give themselves up?
- That's very funny.

We have a tactical advantage. They don't
know we tracked them to this mall.

All right. So we go into the mall
as civilians, no guns, no badges,

- and we catch them by surprise?
- Exactly.

All right, I'm with it. Let's make it happen.
I got gifts to wrap.

- Junior, what are you doing here?
- When I didn't hear back from you,

I called Jerry and he let me
know what's going on, and I came here

as fast as I could,
and I brought some backup.

Everyone, meet Kekoa, Reggie,
Frank, Josie,

and that's Henry.

Sir, these guys wanna help out and I
think with their skills and experience,

they could prove useful.

Reporting for duty, Commander.

So they went into the mall?

Yeah, they went into the mall,
but there was a problem.

You see, because the mall is
a very, very big place, all right,

and Steve could not search
the place all by himself.

So, lucky for him, his friends showed up
to help him, along with some angels.

- Real angels?
- Yeah, of course, real angels.

I told you this is a Christmas miracle.

I have all the respect in the world
for retired service people,

but I don't know if this
is the situation...

Excuse me, sir.

Major Frank Bella,
Third Brigade, Ivy Division.

I used to work in this mall
a few years back.

The place is so big,
I got lost on my first day.

I don't see how any
of that information helps us.

Point being, you could use a guy inside
who knows his way around.

I don't disagree with you
there, Major, but the thing is we got

hostiles in there, they're armed,
extremely dangerous,

and I'm just not prepared
to put any more civilians in harm's way.

HM-1 Josie Ackerman,
Third Battalion, Fifth Marines.

All due respect, Commander, all of us
here have taken fire behind enemy lines.

Do you really think we can't
handle a couple of Santas, sir?

I think, you know, she had a point.

A couple of rotten Santas were nothing
compared to the bad guys that she

was used to fighting
when she was a soldier, right?

And Frank, Frank, he knows his way
around the mall, right?

And Steve knew that.
He's kind of intelligent and he realized

that Frank could be helpful, all right,
all of them could be helpful,

- so he decided to let them help.
- The vets, are they the angels?

- What do you think?
- Mm-hm.

That's right 'cause you're very smart
and very clever.

Mommy tells me that all the time.
She says I get it from her.

She does, she's right.
You do, you get it from her.

Anyway, uh, Jerry and Steve had
to have a phone conversation.

Got them.
Santas are on level two.

It looks like they're heading
into that department store.

You got cameras inside
of that department store?

Checking.

They're not online.

- It must be closed circuit.
- Keep an eye on the exits.

- Let me know if they go back out.
- Oh, and one more thing,

- looks like Adam's in the mall.
- Our Adam? Adam Noshimuri?

Yeah, I guess he's doing
some last-minute shopping.

All right.
Get in touch with him.

Let him know what's going on, have him
standby in case we need his help.

Roger.

All right. Here's what's gonna happen.

Junior, you're gonna take the vets.

You guys are gonna clear the department
store, but you're gonna do it stealthy,

you're gonna do it quiet,
you're gonna make sure nobody panics.

Lou, Tani, let's go get some bad guys.

They ditched their costumes.

Great. Now our two suspects
look like everyone else in this mall.

Okay, we're good. Milk is all set.
Cookies are still there.

If he would've showed up
we would've heard him, right?

- I saw that.
- No, please, Danno,

I wanna hear what happened
to the bad guys.

Come on, come on, come on up. Let's go,
let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.

Get in there, come on.

Okay. So, if you remember correctly,
the bad Santas,

they have taken off their costumes.

So now they look like everybody else
in the mall, right? Right?

How's Uncle Steve gonna catch them?

Well, that's a good question but Uncle
Steve, he had some ideas, you know?

That's a lot of stuff you've got there.
Will that be cash or credit?

- Neither.
- Here you go, kid. Five-0 discount.

- We'll be back, come on.
- They stole it?

Well, no. These are the good guys
we're talking about.

So they don't steal, they borrow.

They just borrowed it so that
they could set up a checkpoint.

What's a checkpoint?

A checkpoint is basically
how you catch bad guys

when you don't know what they look like.

No, that doesn't make any sense.
Okay, here it is.

Steve, he called all the people
in the mall and he said,

"Get out of the mall, quick.
Everybody get out of the mall.

All the shoppers got
to get out of the mall." On the way out,

the good guys will check their IDs.
Their identification says who they are.

And what you do is you take that
identification and you run it against,

um, a list, like a bad guy list.

Now, if you do something bad,
you end up on this list.

- A naughty list, like Santa's?
- That's exactly what it is.

And Jerry, Uncle Jerry, coincidentally
he had one of these lists.

- Okay, Lou, I'm ready on this end.
- Standby, Jerry.

Ladies and gentlemen,
please have your IDs out.

This is Special Operator Kekoa Maki.
Who am I speaking to?

This is Special Consultant Jerry Ortega.

All right, Special Consultant Ortega,
we have to run these checks fast,

or we'll be looking at one hell
of a bottleneck here.

You ready to patch me into your system?

- Aye, aye, sir.
- You a Navy boy, Ortega?

- Uh, no.
- What branch were you with?

- No branch.
- You've never been in uniform?

Outside of high school
marching band, no.

All right.
Well, you sound like good people.

I'm glad we're in the trenches together.

Standby, I'm sending you a secured link.
Of course, that's a relative term

when you're used to up linking
with Milstar satellites.

- Whoa, you were a comms specialist?
- Yes, sir.

Seventh Infantry in Afghanistan.

I used to have to do this stuff
on the scramble

so the enemy couldn't lock onto my
signal, take me and my boys out

- with an aerial strike.
- Wow.

Well, thank you for your service
and for helping us out today.

Oh, no need to thank me, man. I'm just
glad to be back in the saddle again.

All right, Ortega,
let's catch some bad guys. Ready.

What about the other angels?
Were they helping?

Of course they were helping.
They were helping a lot.

This one guy, Henry,
he had a very important job.

His job was to try to find out
who the Santas were,

the bad Santas
when they weren't in costume,

- when they had their costumes off.
- Like a secret identity for a superhero?

Yeah, pretty much like that,
but for a super-villain, right?

Henry, he went all the way back
to where the truck was robbed.

- You remember that?
- Yeah.

Where the truck was robbed?
And he was looking for clues.

He served in Iraq.
Munitions expert.

Then you can bet
he knows what he's doing.

Let's hope he finds something.

CSU's come up empty with the armored car
and the getaway vehicle.

Excuse me.

- Yeah?
- Could you pick this up for me?

Sure.

- Think that's part of the bomb?
- Could be.

I figure this is the edge
of the blast radius,

based off the amount of C-4 they used,
judging from the damage it caused.

You can tell all that
just by looking at that truck?

You know, um, my father served, too.

Did he see any action?

Yeah. First Gulf War.

But he really,
he didn't like to talk about it.

Listen, um, I just wanna say, I'm
really sorry about what happened to you.

Thanks, but I'm not.
I'd do it again.

I saved a lot of lives that day.
Truth is, I'd go back if they'd let me.

- Really? Even after...
- You can only lose your legs once.

- Can you look under that truck for me?
- Yeah.

That may have capped the housing
to the explosive.

Plastic's light and durable enough,
it could be blown clear

without much damage. The shape it's in,
you might be able to get a print.

Okay.

That is a fingerprint.

Whoa. That's from my finger?

Yeah. That's from your finger.
Check it out.

Here's the thing:
everybody in the world has fingerprints.

But that one specific fingerprint
on that glass

could've only come from one person.

- Me?
- Yeah, you.

So, basically, if you got the right
technology and you got a fingerprint,

you'll be able to find exactly
who you're looking for

'cause you'll know exactly
who made that print.

So that's how you found
the bad Santas' secret identity?

Yeah.

All right, guys,
this is our primary.

His name is James Wendall,
35-year-old Caucasian male,

six-foot-one, medium build,
multiple felony convictions. All right?

Now, we know him as one of our Santas,
but he's ditched his costume.

Jerry's gonna send this picture
to all of our phones.

Uh, my phone don't do pictures.

Don't worry about it, Frank.
It's all right.

We're breaking up into teams. All right?
Reggie, you're gonna go with Junior.

- Josie, you're going with Adam.
- Hey, Josie. Adam Noshimuri.

- Hey, you Five-0?
- No, just a guy who has a habit

of being in the wrong place
at the wrong time.

- Frank, you gonna be with me. Okay?
- Yes, sir.

You're gonna show me every nook
and cranny in this mall. All right?

Every alcove, every janitor's closet,
every secret little cubby hole

that you and your boys
ever snuck a smoke break in. All right?

- Done.
- Good.

These guys may have
ditched their costumes,

they have not ditched their weapons.
Especially Wendall, he's armed,

he's extremely dangerous. So under
no circumstances should you engage.

If you guys get a visual on this guy,
you let me know, Five-0 handles it.

- Everybody clear?
- Understood, Commander.

All right. Let's move out.

Okay. So now the search was on.
Right?

Now that the good guys knew exactly
what the bad Santa looked like,

with the costume off,
Uncle Steve and all the angels,

they were ready to search
the entire mall.

Meanwhile, Kekoa and Jerry
were checking their naughty list

to make sure no bad guys
had left the mall.

But the Santas had one more trick
up their sleeves.

Josie, is that blood?

Yeah. It's dried, but only recently.

Wait. You hear that?

Adam, what've you got?

We just found two men tied up
in a janitor's closet.

It turns out they work here
at the mall as Santas.

They told us they were on break
when they were approached

by two guys and forced at gunpoint
to hand over their costumes.

Wait a minute. You're telling me
that the costumes we found

in that dressing room were put there
to throw us off?

Which means our suspects are most likely
still dressed as Santas.

Right in the camera there, Santy Claus.

- He's good.
- Okay.

Jon Banks, you're good to go.
Don't forget to put me on the nice list.

Merry Christmas.

All right. It looks good.

It looks like, uh, Santa's reindeer are
just about to leave the West Coast,

which means we better get going because
if he gets here and we're not asleep,

what's gonna happen?

- He won't bring me any more presents.
- Yeah. That's right.

But we don't have to worry about that

because the story is coming
to a close very soon, okay?

What happened to the bad Santas,
did they get away?

Well, kind of, yes and no.

You see, 'cause Steve had called down
to the checkpoint and he said,

"Do not under any circumstances let any
of those Santa Clauses

get through the checkpoint, " but they
already kinda let somebody through.

But then they realized their mistake
right away, so it was okay.

Hey. Hey, Santy Claus.

Come here, let me talk to you
for a second.

Big mistake, pal.

Santa's on the move.

- Hey! Hey!
- Watch out! Careful!

What about the guy that got pushed
to the ground? Were they okay?

Yeah. They were okay.
It's a very good question.

The reason they were okay is
because one of the angels

was an expert in dealing with injuries.

You're gonna be okay, sir.

- It's my shoulder.
- Yeah. It's dislocated.

- Are you sure?
- Listen, I was a medic with the Marines,

which means I've heard every cuss word
you can think of. Used them all, too.

So don't feel the need
to hold back on my account.

What are you talking about? Ahh!

What about the other Santa?
Was he still hiding in the mall?

He was hiding in the mall
and Uncle Steve was sick and tired

of chasing the guy,
so he decided to call him.

How does he know his phone number?

He didn't need his phone number 'cause
he used a different form of calling.

James Wendall, we have your partner.

We have evacuated the mall,
we have it surrounded.

Your only option is to surrender.
You understand?

Show yourself with your hands
raised above your head.

You got 60 seconds.

Guys, I got eyes on Santa.

Repeat, target spotted
heading west on level two.

Suspect now ducking into the stairwell
on the southwest side.

I got no coverage in there.

Southwest stairwell.
You know where he's going?

That stairwell has got roof access.
From there it's a short jump over

to the top level
of the parking garage next door.

- Can you get me to that stairwell?
- I can do better than that.

I know a shortcut that'll put you
on that roof a lot faster.

Steve was really lucky.

He was really lucky that Frank
knew the mall so well.

But they had one little problem
'cause they had to use a shortcut,

and at the end of that shortcut, there
was an elevator that they had to use,

and the elevator had been locked
from before

- when they had to evacuate the mall.
- Could they take a different shortcut?

There was no other shortcuts,
they didn't have time.

Danno, the bad guys are gonna
run and get away.

Well, they might have. But the angels
had one more miracle left.

- Do you remember Reggie?
- The man with the metal arm?

That's right.
Reggie with the metal arm.

You're not gonna believe what this guy
was able to do with that arm.

- Thanks, Reggie.
- Go get him, Commander.

Did Uncle Steve catch up
to the bad guys? Did he?

He did. But unfortunately the bad guy
was there waiting for him.

You see, the bad guy knew
that Uncle Steve was coming

and he wanted to be ready.

Buddy?

I'm coming under there. Hey.

What are you doing under here, buddy?

I'm scared the bad guys
are gonna get Uncle Steve.

Let me ask you a question.

Do you think I would tell you a story
that's got miracles and angels

- that doesn't have a happy ending?
- No.

All right then,
so can we get out of here?

- No.
- Okay. We can stay here if you want.

We can finish the story under here.
Is that what you want?

Yes. What happened next?

Uncle Steve and the bad guy,
they started to talk and talk

and talk and talk... You know Uncle Steve,
he likes to talk and talk

until he gets his way?

- No.
- Well, that's how he is.

He likes to argue. He loves to argue.

He's never met an argument
he didn't like.

So he started arguing with this bad guy.

And he started talking so much,
so much that the bad guy

got so bored listening to Steve's big
mouth that he just fell right asleep.

The end.

See? Told you.
It wasn't so scary, was it?

Danno, why do people do bad things?

Well, I don't know, buddy,
it's a good question.

I mean, I guess just, uh,
there are some people out there

that are kind of... they're kind of bad,

you know, but there's also really,
really, good people.

And in this story, some of the good
people, they all got together.

Yeah.
So where was your tour?

Who's a good boy?
Eddie's a good boy.

He's a good boy. Oh, yeah.

Don't bite, you sucker. Oh.

- Please don't tell anybody this.
- Mm-hmm.

- Making out with my dog there?
- Yeah. Do you want kisses?

- Merry Christmas, buddy.
- Merry Christmas, brother.

- How you guys doing?
- We're doing good.

You good? You're good for drinks?

- All set.
- All right. Good, good, good.

- Noelani, you look nice.
- Oh, thank you, Commander.

It's like you're
a little Christmas gift.

Yeah. I like your hat, but I think you
forgot the rest of the costume.

I'm pretty sure Steve's seen enough
Santa Claus costumes for one day, huh?

Thank you. Thank you, Duke.
Yeah, I think I will be leaving

those honors to somebody else
later on in the night.

Time to suit up, big guy.

Anything for the keikis.
It's show time, cuz.

- Yo.
- I'm going in. Let's go.

- All right, buddy.
- Hey.

I got a favor to ask.
Uh, you know last year the guy that, uh,

came over and did the chimney Santa
thing for Charlie. You remember?

Yeah. You're asking if I can get him
to come back out again?

- I know it's last minute.
- No. Don't worry.

- Yeah?
- If he can't swing by,

- I'm sure I can find someone.
- My man.

- Thank you.
- Sure.

Hey, excuse me everybody.
Uh, hey, come on in here a little...

Yeah. Come on in, guys.
Grab your drinks.

Hey, listen, I just wanna thank all you
guys for coming out tonight. Okay?

It means a lot to me and, look,
if we look around the room right now,

there's a lot of familiar faces in here.

Also, you're gonna see a bunch
of new faces. Okay?

And so the first-timers at the, uh,
famous Steve and Eddie McGarrett's

Christmas bash, on behalf of all of us,
our deepest gratitude to you guys.

Not just for what happened today,
but for all of your personal sacrifices,

all right, defending this country
that we all love.

So thank you very much. It's our honor
to call you guys ohana now.

- So welcome and merry Christmas.
- Hear, hear.

- Merry Christmas!
- And another beer.

- Commander.
- Hm?

- Hey, thank you for that.
- No, Junior. Thank you, buddy.

If you hadn't have
showed that initiative today,

we probably wouldn't have
caught those bad guys.

- I'm always happy to lend a hand.
- Yeah, I know you are.

That's why I got
a little something for you.

Um, I'm sorry. I didn't realize
we were exchanging gifts.

No, we're not. It's not a gift.
A gift is, uh, a gift is a charity.

This is something you earned.

For real?

No, I'm kidding. What do you think?
Yeah, for real. Come on.

But, um, my HPD training,
I haven't finished the course yet.

You didn't finish? I thought you guys
told me he'd finished the course.

This is... Come on.

Listen, you will finish the course.
All right?

But over the last couple of months
you've proven to me,

you've proven to all of us
that you're more than ready for that.

- Yes, sir.
- So merry Christmas and welcome aboard.

Thank you, sir.

Hey, man. It's heavier than you thought
it was going to be, isn't it?

Yeah. It is. It is.

- Welcome to Five-0.
- Oh, thank you.

- Congratulation there, kiddo.
- Thank you, Captain.

You know, you ain't getting paid, right?
As long as you know.

- You don't pay anyway.
- Congratulations, my guy.

Thanks, man. Thank you.

And there you have it. A happy ending
just like I promised, right?

Yo, why you got to hold out on me
with these cookies?

Why wouldn't you tell me about...
These are shockingly good.

- You didn't tell me about these?
- I don't know why that's shocking.

- I'm a fantastic baker.
- You baked these?

Yeah, I baked those.
Do me a favor, next time you steal...

Wait, wait, wait. What did you just say,
steal? I didn't steal anything.

- You didn't?
- They're sitting right there.

For Santa Claus. They're sitting right
there for Santa Claus, not for you.

Okay? I hope you're proud of yourself.

You stole cookies from Santa Claus,
you animal.

Let me explain something to you.
All right?

Please. Explain something to me.
'Cause I need things explained to me.

If Santa Claus had his big, fat
sausage fingers on these cookies,

that means he would be guilty
of a home invasion.

- You ever think about that?
- What about you?

You just broke into my house...
No, I don't think about it.

- I didn't break into your house.
- Yes you did.

I used the key that's behind the rock,
that you leave outside behind the rock

- that you put there for emergencies.
- What's the emergency?

- I needed some cookies.
- Uh-huh...

Now I'm eating cookies.
What are you doing?

- I can't have one of my cookies?
- Yes, you can.

- You can have the top cookie.
- No, now that you touched it...

- You wanna know...
- I didn't touch it.

- I'm touching the bottom cookie.
- Your finger is on a piece of this...

- It's literally...
- It doesn't matter.

The truth of the matter
is I have a whole tray of cookies

that I can have for myself
with my own milk.

- Where are they?
- In the kitchen.

- Go get them.
- I'm gonna.

- Good, Grinch.
- I'm a Grinch?

- You're kind of Grinchy.
- You're a gorilla.