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♪ Thank you for being a friend
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♪ Traveled down the
road and back again
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♪ Your heart is true
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♪ You're a pal and a confidante
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♪ And if you threw a party
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♪ Invited everyone you
knew ♪ You would see
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♪ The biggest gift
would be from me
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♪ And the card
attached would say
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♪ "Thank you for
being a friend" ♪
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Who was known as the
world's fastest human being?
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Dominic Tansey.
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It says Jesse Owens here.
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Trust me - it was
Dominic Tansey.
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He got four women
pregnant in one night.
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Two in New York,
two in New Jersey.
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Girls, I am so excited.
I am finally going to
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do something you've heard
me talk about doing for years.
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You decided to install
a trapeze over your bed.
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No. Actually, I'm
talking about this car.
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Oh, Blanche, it's beautiful!
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Can you afford a car like this?
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Only if I can unload my old one.
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Oh, that won't be any problem.
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That's a wonderful car.
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Rose, you need a car.
Why don't you buy it?
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No, no, I couldn't
sell my car to Rose.
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She's my friend. My great
granddaddy always used to say
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there are two things
you never sell to a friend:
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a car and a sleigh.
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'Cause if either one
of them quits working,
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you'll never hear the end of it.
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'Course they hanged
my great granddaddy.
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He said a lot of things
he shouldn't have.
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What'll you give me for it?
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Oh, I couldn't buy your
car. It's not my type.
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I want a car that
says "practical."
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Your car says "available."
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Well, just take off my
personalized plates.
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Rose, I'll tell you what.
Take the car for two weeks.
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Oh... Yeah, just try it out.
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If you don't absolutely
love it, I'll take it back.
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Well... No questions asked.
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What the heck,
you only live once.
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Might as well be daring.
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Rose, it's a used car -
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it's not a seat on
the space shuttle.
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Hello, hello,
hello, hello, hello.
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Blanche, I need you
to give me a manicure.
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Rose, I need you to
lend me your pearls.
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Ma, I need you to
stay off my back.
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What? What'd I do?
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I am going out with a new
man tonight, and he is not Italian.
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Oh, who is he Dorothy?
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Oh, his name is Glen O'Brien.
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Where'd you meet him?
His name is O'Brien.
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Two to one, she
met him at a gin mill.
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No, he's a teacher at the
school where I've been subbing.
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A gorgeous gym teacher.
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Ooh.
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Well, I noticed him a
few times and today,
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as luck would have
it, I found myself
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right behind him in
the line in the cafeteria.
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After I butted ahead
of 25 students.
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Anyway, we started
talking and in 30 seconds,
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I was in love.
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And he asked you out?
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Yes! We're going
out to dinner tonight.
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I cannot believe
how excited I am!
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I mean, he's practically a
stranger and I'm crazy about him.
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I haven't felt this way
about a man ever before.
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Oh, honey, you've been
hit by the thunderbolt.
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Love at first sight. It
happened to me once.
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Once? You've been
hit by more lightning
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than the World Trade Center.
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I was hit by the
thunderbolt once.
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Probably a direct
hit to the forehead.
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It was the first time
I saw my Charlie.
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I was seven and he was eight.
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It was a hot Minnesota summer,
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and he had put up one of those
little stands on the sidewalk.
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Selling lemonade.
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Insurance.
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And I bought a nickel
policy on my red wagon.
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And right after that, my
wagon was destroyed.
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How?
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Some hogs trampled it.
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I was hauling home a
smoked ham for Mama,
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and I think it set them off.
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Well, anyway, that's when
I fell in love with Charlie.
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He paid for a new wagon...
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even though my policy
didn't cover acts of swine.
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"Acts of swine."
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It's amazing. What's amazing?
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Oh, I don't know.
A lot of things.
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Like?
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Like you. Hardly.
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Like me. Definitely.
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Like us.
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These past three weeks
have been amazing.
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They have been pretty amazing.
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It's amazing that I just
made love in the daylight.
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Why is that amazing?
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Well, you can't hide
anything in the daytime.
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At night, I could be
Godzilla, you'd be thrilled.
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I'm thrilled, period.
Everything about you thrills me.
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And that's amazing.
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You know, every time
you tell me you love me,
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I turn around to see
who you're talking to.
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I can't believe it.
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Believe it. I love you.
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And everything that I used
to worry about in... you know,
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I didn't worry about with you.
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Like? Like...
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Like, how do I look?
How do I sound?
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Is my breath bad?
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What's jiggling?
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Well, let's see.
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Oh, and you. You are amazing.
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You are warm and
loving and caring
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and smart and funny
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and I don't have to wear
flats when I go out with you.
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I have an idea. Let's
cut school tomorrow
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and go to the Bahamas
and not leave our hotel room
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until the board of
health threatens us.
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I can't do it.
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Forget the Bahamas.
How about dinner?
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Dorothy, listen.
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What?
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I have to tell you
something. What?
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What, what, what?
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Oh, boy.
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Oh, God.
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I'm married.
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What?
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It's not a good
marriage, Dorothy.
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It was over years ago.
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I can't believe
this. You lied to me.
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No, I didn't lie.
I'm telling you now.
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I'm getting out of here.
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No! Let go of me.
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No, you've gotta listen.
Please, you have to listen to me.
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Listen? Listen to
what, listen to what?
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How your wife doesn't
understand you?
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How you stayed
because of the children?
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I did stay for the children.
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My wife would've moved
them back to her home.
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My kids would've been
clear across the country.
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I couldn't bear to
lose them, so I stayed.
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Your children are over 30.
You're still staying for them?
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I couldn't leave her
because of all the things...
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Oh, look, I don't
wanna hear about it.
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Oh, my God, I'm storming
out to the bathroom.
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Will you look at what we have?
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We make each other
happy. You lied to me.
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I couldn't lie to you.
That's why I told you.
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Don't end this, Dorothy.
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You mean everything to
me. It's over with my wife.
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It's just hard to
walk out, is all.
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Well, not for me, it isn't.
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Hi, girls. Hi, Rose.
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Oh, Blanche, remember
a few days ago
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when I said your car was making
a funny kind of a noise sometimes?
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Uh-huh.
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Well, it's making
it all the time now.
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Oh, it's nothing
serious, I'm sure.
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And it started making
a wheezing, coughing,
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rattling kind of a sound
every time it goes up a hill.
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Uh-oh, that's a bad sign.
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Those are the sounds
Tony Triano made
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the night they wheeled him
out of the home on a gurney.
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That car is in
terrific condition.
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All right, sometimes it's a little
hard to turn over in the morning.
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Tony Triano to a T.
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Maybe I should have a
mechanic check it out.
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Oh, Rose, wake up
and smell the coffee.
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An auto mechanic is the
last person to take a car to.
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They only make money if they tell
you there's something wrong with it.
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Oh, that's a good point.
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Boy, I wish I had a car to sell.
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I'll get it.
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Hello?
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It's for Dorothy.
I think it's Glen.
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That's the fourth
time he's called today.
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Well, you know what
we're supposed to tell him.
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Go on.
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Hello? Dorothy's not home
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and she's never
coming home again.
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Now, don't call here anymore.
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This is Rose. Who is this?
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Mr. Yamamoto from
the school district?
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Oh, Rose.
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I'm so sorry. I thought
you were the man
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Dorothy's having
the affair with.
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I mean the man Dorothy
said is always so fair with... her.
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Of course, I would
expect you to be fair.
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And polite. And good at math.
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I'm so glad you got
your own Disneyland.
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Oh, ah, thank you.
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Goodbye.
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Dorothy, Dorothy?
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Mr. Yamamoto just
called about a teaching job.
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Oh, I'm not ready to
go back to work yet.
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Are you depressed about Glen?
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No, I'm depressed because
Phyllis George left the morning news.
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Of course I'm
depressed about Glen.
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I mean, for three weeks, he made
me the happiest woman in the world.
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This past week without
him has just been miserable.
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Well, at least you have the comfort
of knowing you did the right thing.
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Then why do I feel so rotten?
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Dorothy, he's married.
You have to forget him.
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I can't just forget him!
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Rose, come on. None of
us is a schoolgirl anymore.
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Although, quite frankly, I am
sometimes mistaken for one.
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Oh, please, Blanche.
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As long as Glen and
Dorothy are realistic
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and discreet about
their situation,
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who are they really hurting?
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No one. That's who.
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Blanche, are you
condoning their behavior?
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No, I'm just not
passing judgment.
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Rose, sometimes life doesn't
work out the way we'd like it to.
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Sometimes we have to just grab
our happiness where we can get it.
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That's the same attitude that
broke up Debbie and Eddie.
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Eddie and Liz, Liz and Dick,
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Martin and Lewis.
Rowan and Martin...
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Shut up.
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Hello? Oh, hello, Glen.
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Hang up on that bed-hopper.
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Don't hang up on him.
That man cares for you.
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Hop, hop. Go with your feelings.
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Glen, I thought I told you
I don't want to talk to you.
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That's right. If he
wants to talk or hop,
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let him do it with his wife.
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Don't deny your
passion. It's unnatural.
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Look, Glen, you are making
this very difficult for me.
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No, I will not change
my mind. Goodbye, Glen.
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Oh, Dorothy, I'm proud of you.
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You'll see, it's not
the end of the world.
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No, just feels like it.
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Oh, I hope I'm
doing the right thing.
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Well, you are if
you really meant it
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when you said you never
want to see him again.
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Oh, come on. Let's start supper.
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Come on. I'll be
with you in a minute.
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Glen? Dorothy.
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Yeah, I miss you. I
think we have to talk.
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Yes, yes, Mr. Yamamoto, yes.
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Fine, I'll see you there.
249
00:13:18,064 --> 00:13:20,709
Oh, I'm so glad you're
going back to work.
250
00:13:20,733 --> 00:13:23,468
Yeah, he was thrilled too.
251
00:13:37,016 --> 00:13:38,461
Dorothy?
252
00:13:38,485 --> 00:13:40,630
What is this, the
Spanish Inquisition?
253
00:13:40,654 --> 00:13:42,632
Look, I don't have
to defend myself.
254
00:13:42,656 --> 00:13:45,234
If I want to see
Glen, I'll see Glen.
255
00:13:45,258 --> 00:13:48,171
You're seeing Glen? I
don't wanna hear about it.
256
00:13:48,195 --> 00:13:49,372
Well, I don't
wanna talk about it.
257
00:13:49,396 --> 00:13:51,262
Good night. Good night.
258
00:13:58,471 --> 00:14:01,050
What are you doing up
so late? I was hungry.
259
00:14:01,074 --> 00:14:03,018
I was making myself a
sandwich. Do you want one?
260
00:14:03,042 --> 00:14:04,887
No, thanks. We
went out to dinner.
261
00:14:04,911 --> 00:14:06,255
Oh, that's nice.
262
00:14:06,279 --> 00:14:08,313
So you spent the
evening at dinner.
263
00:14:10,016 --> 00:14:11,827
No, we spent dinner at dinner.
264
00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:14,930
We spent the evening at a motel.
265
00:14:14,954 --> 00:14:18,133
A motel? Dorothy!
266
00:14:18,157 --> 00:14:22,527
A cheap, tawdry,
bare-bulb den of iniquity?
267
00:14:23,930 --> 00:14:27,076
We didn't drive to Sodom
and Gomorrah, Rose.
268
00:14:27,100 --> 00:14:29,078
It was a very pleasant
place over on Biscayne Bay.
269
00:14:29,102 --> 00:14:30,680
I told you I didn't
wanna hear about it!
270
00:14:30,704 --> 00:14:32,381
And I told you I didn't
wanna talk about it.
271
00:14:32,405 --> 00:14:34,339
Good night. Good night.
272
00:14:43,783 --> 00:14:45,528
Maybe I'll have something.
273
00:14:45,552 --> 00:14:47,530
I was too nervous
to eat much at dinner.
274
00:14:47,554 --> 00:14:50,714
But I suppose the rest of the
evening really built up an appetite.
275
00:14:52,926 --> 00:14:54,503
Oh, hi.
276
00:14:54,527 --> 00:14:56,705
I didn't expect to see
you girls up so late.
277
00:14:56,729 --> 00:14:58,707
I'm just having a snack.
278
00:14:58,731 --> 00:15:01,565
Dorothy's the one
having an affair at a motel.
279
00:15:03,503 --> 00:15:04,913
Thank you, Rose.
280
00:15:04,937 --> 00:15:07,816
I just want to keep
the record straight.
281
00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:10,986
Besides, Blanche has
had experience in that area.
282
00:15:11,010 --> 00:15:13,088
Maybe she can give
you some advice.
283
00:15:13,112 --> 00:15:14,890
Oh, I certainly can.
In the first place,
284
00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:16,892
never check in as
Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
285
00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:19,684
Always check in as
Mr. and Mrs. Don Shula.
286
00:15:22,955 --> 00:15:24,266
What?
287
00:15:24,290 --> 00:15:26,669
That way, you always get
a complimentary fruit basket
288
00:15:26,693 --> 00:15:29,004
and a bottle of champagne.
289
00:15:29,028 --> 00:15:30,772
Good night.
290
00:15:30,796 --> 00:15:32,675
Dorothy's seeing
Glen again. That's right.
291
00:15:32,699 --> 00:15:35,811
And I don't need any
advice. I can handle it.
292
00:15:35,835 --> 00:15:38,480
Dorothy, I had a third
cousin who ran around
293
00:15:38,504 --> 00:15:40,716
with a married man for 15 years.
294
00:15:40,740 --> 00:15:43,051
Are they still together?
Well, they would be,
295
00:15:43,075 --> 00:15:45,376
but his wife shot
him in the b...
296
00:15:47,113 --> 00:15:50,226
Boxer shorts.
297
00:15:50,250 --> 00:15:53,810
And after that he just kind
of lost interest. Lost interest.
298
00:15:56,088 --> 00:15:58,434
Evil is as evil does.
299
00:15:58,458 --> 00:16:00,836
Oh, will you stop
being so judgmental!
300
00:16:00,860 --> 00:16:03,839
This is a situation you
know nothing about!
301
00:16:03,863 --> 00:16:05,441
At least Blanche
has been there before
302
00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:07,276
and she knows what
I'm going through.
303
00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:09,445
Well, not exactly.
304
00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:12,180
Actually, I've never
been with a married man.
305
00:16:12,204 --> 00:16:14,138
Get out of here!
306
00:16:15,508 --> 00:16:18,086
No, it's true. I
just never figured
307
00:16:18,110 --> 00:16:20,989
a relationship with a
married man was worthwhile.
308
00:16:21,013 --> 00:16:23,425
Good for you, Blanche.
309
00:16:23,449 --> 00:16:26,295
Well, I'm no fool. The
husband's always so guilty,
310
00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:31,567
he ends up giving the really
expensive gifts to the wife.
311
00:16:31,591 --> 00:16:34,836
Look, I didn't choose for
things to happen this way.
312
00:16:34,860 --> 00:16:36,171
I tried to do the right thing,
313
00:16:36,195 --> 00:16:38,440
but the right thing
was not right for me.
314
00:16:38,464 --> 00:16:39,841
I'm in love.
315
00:16:39,865 --> 00:16:41,877
And if there are sacrifices
that have to be made,
316
00:16:41,901 --> 00:16:43,445
I can accept them.
317
00:16:43,469 --> 00:16:46,382
I'm happy... and
that's what matters.
318
00:16:46,406 --> 00:16:49,151
Hi, Ma.
319
00:16:49,175 --> 00:16:52,087
So you started up with
your married man again.
320
00:16:52,111 --> 00:16:53,489
How did you know?
321
00:16:53,513 --> 00:16:55,546
I'm the Amazing Kreskin.
322
00:16:57,750 --> 00:16:59,628
I was listening
outside the door.
323
00:16:59,652 --> 00:17:01,863
Oh, Ma. Ohh!
324
00:17:01,887 --> 00:17:04,333
I can't put my ear to the
door, but you can put your...
325
00:17:04,357 --> 00:17:05,790
Ma!
326
00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:11,674
I raised you to have
respect for yourself.
327
00:17:11,698 --> 00:17:13,931
Not be somebody's floozy.
328
00:17:31,217 --> 00:17:33,718
♪ Purple rain
329
00:17:35,120 --> 00:17:37,866
Sophia! Sophia, where's Blanche?
330
00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:39,868
I have to talk to
her about her car.
331
00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:42,338
♪ Purple rain ♪
332
00:17:42,362 --> 00:17:44,973
Oh, hi, Rose.
333
00:17:44,997 --> 00:17:47,509
Blanche, about your car, I went
to the bank to get the money...
334
00:17:47,533 --> 00:17:49,044
Honey, I can't
sell you that car.
335
00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:51,046
But, Blanche...
Honey, I can't sleep
336
00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:53,449
from all the worry and
guilt I have been suffering.
337
00:17:53,473 --> 00:17:55,917
I wasn't totally
honest with you, Rose.
338
00:17:55,941 --> 00:17:59,388
I told you that car was
in perfect condition.
339
00:17:59,412 --> 00:18:02,090
Well, it's not. It's
a piece of junk.
340
00:18:02,114 --> 00:18:04,125
It's the noisiest thing
to come out of Detroit
341
00:18:04,149 --> 00:18:07,229
since Martha and the Vandellas.
342
00:18:07,253 --> 00:18:10,733
When I went to trade it in, they only
offered me half the Blue Book price.
343
00:18:10,757 --> 00:18:12,934
I need the whole amount
to put down on my new car,
344
00:18:12,958 --> 00:18:15,003
so that's why I
tried to sell it to you.
345
00:18:15,027 --> 00:18:18,173
But I can't go through with
it. I cannot sell you that car.
346
00:18:18,197 --> 00:18:21,877
You can't sell it to
anyone. Somebody stole it.
347
00:18:21,901 --> 00:18:23,245
What?
348
00:18:23,269 --> 00:18:25,814
Somebody stole Blanche's...
Well, very nice, Rose!
349
00:18:25,838 --> 00:18:27,949
I lend you a perfectly
fine automobile,
350
00:18:27,973 --> 00:18:29,818
no strings attached,
351
00:18:29,842 --> 00:18:32,053
and you let some
thief drive off in it.
352
00:18:32,077 --> 00:18:34,289
Rose Nylund, I will
never forgive you!
353
00:18:34,313 --> 00:18:36,892
Wasn't it insured? They'll
pay you full Blue Book.
354
00:18:36,916 --> 00:18:39,628
All is forgiven.
355
00:18:39,652 --> 00:18:41,497
I'm gonna go call the
car dealer right now
356
00:18:41,521 --> 00:18:43,031
and tell him he made a sale.
357
00:18:43,055 --> 00:18:47,969
Blanche, was the gist of
what you were saying before,
358
00:18:47,993 --> 00:18:50,272
that you intended to cheat me?
359
00:18:50,296 --> 00:18:51,807
Cheat you?
360
00:18:51,831 --> 00:18:54,498
Rose, you just analyze
everything to death.
361
00:18:59,338 --> 00:19:01,249
Ma, where are my shoes?
362
00:19:01,273 --> 00:19:03,919
Another date with
Mrs. O'Brien's husband?
363
00:19:03,943 --> 00:19:05,687
Now, look, don't
you start with me.
364
00:19:05,711 --> 00:19:09,024
I will continue to see
Glen for as long as I please.
365
00:19:09,048 --> 00:19:10,426
Is he gonna leave his wife?
366
00:19:10,450 --> 00:19:14,996
Ma... Ma, for the first
time in a long time,
367
00:19:15,020 --> 00:19:19,701
I am really happy. So
please leave me alone.
368
00:19:19,725 --> 00:19:22,370
If you're so happy, how come
I hear you pacing in your room
369
00:19:22,394 --> 00:19:23,772
night after night?
370
00:19:23,796 --> 00:19:26,007
I can't sleep. I have
a lot on my mind.
371
00:19:26,031 --> 00:19:27,409
I'll tell you what's
on your mind.
372
00:19:27,433 --> 00:19:29,377
You hate yourself. I do not.
373
00:19:29,401 --> 00:19:30,579
My mistake.
374
00:19:30,603 --> 00:19:32,581
I've only known you since
the day you were born.
375
00:19:32,605 --> 00:19:36,485
Look, I've heard enough, Ma.
I'm leaving now to meet Glen
376
00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:39,220
and have a perfectly
marvelous time.
377
00:19:39,244 --> 00:19:41,957
I hope he's taking you bowling.
378
00:19:41,981 --> 00:19:44,981
Bowling? Yeah, you
could rent shoes there.
379
00:19:46,085 --> 00:19:47,885
There!
380
00:20:05,871 --> 00:20:07,649
Sweetheart, if you want
to grab some dinner,
381
00:20:07,673 --> 00:20:09,084
we'll have to take
separate cars.
382
00:20:09,108 --> 00:20:11,942
I'm gonna have to leave for
home right from the restaurant.
383
00:20:18,751 --> 00:20:22,086
Glen, forget dinner.
We need to talk.
384
00:20:23,656 --> 00:20:27,302
Um... things aren't
working out anymore,
385
00:20:27,326 --> 00:20:31,240
and I don't know what to
do to make them any better.
386
00:20:31,264 --> 00:20:33,942
You can't leave your wife,
387
00:20:33,966 --> 00:20:37,279
and I'm not cut out to
be the other woman.
388
00:20:37,303 --> 00:20:39,614
Dorothy, you know I love you.
389
00:20:39,638 --> 00:20:42,251
I know that. But
it's not enough.
390
00:20:42,275 --> 00:20:44,119
I don't wanna lose you.
391
00:20:44,143 --> 00:20:47,423
I don't wanna lose you
either. That's why I came back.
392
00:20:47,447 --> 00:20:50,259
I thought you understood, I
can't break up my marriage!
393
00:20:50,283 --> 00:20:52,561
Not now, not at
this stage of my life.
394
00:20:52,585 --> 00:20:54,863
If things didn't work out
between you and me,
395
00:20:54,887 --> 00:20:57,199
I'd be alone.
396
00:20:57,223 --> 00:20:59,901
That kind of risk is
fine when you're 40,
397
00:20:59,925 --> 00:21:03,672
but I couldn't do it today.
I'm too old for that, Dorothy.
398
00:21:03,696 --> 00:21:07,443
Glen, the risk shouldn't
scare you at any age.
399
00:21:07,467 --> 00:21:11,213
And at any age, the loving
would make it worthwhile.
400
00:21:11,237 --> 00:21:15,217
You want a safe, easy,
comfortable home life
401
00:21:15,241 --> 00:21:17,752
and a romance and
excitement on the side,
402
00:21:17,776 --> 00:21:20,589
and it's not for me.
403
00:21:20,613 --> 00:21:23,459
Dorothy, please think about
what you're throwing away.
404
00:21:23,483 --> 00:21:26,650
If I stay, I am throwing
away my future.
405
00:21:29,688 --> 00:21:32,134
Now I'll go home.
406
00:21:32,158 --> 00:21:34,470
I'll hurt.
407
00:21:34,494 --> 00:21:36,705
But after awhile,
I'll feel better
408
00:21:36,729 --> 00:21:39,541
and I'll go on with my life.
409
00:21:39,565 --> 00:21:42,244
If I continue this,
I'll end up alone,
410
00:21:42,268 --> 00:21:46,570
and I care too much about
myself to let that happen.
411
00:21:50,443 --> 00:21:52,521
Dorothy, I love you.
412
00:21:52,545 --> 00:21:54,745
I love you too.
413
00:21:57,116 --> 00:21:59,049
Goodbye.
414
00:22:16,803 --> 00:22:18,413
Hi, Ma.
415
00:22:18,437 --> 00:22:21,083
You're home early.
416
00:22:21,107 --> 00:22:22,684
I broke up with Glen.
417
00:22:22,708 --> 00:22:24,887
I told him I couldn't
see him anymore.
418
00:22:24,911 --> 00:22:26,922
I'm sorry.
419
00:22:26,946 --> 00:22:29,291
I thought you'd be happy.
420
00:22:29,315 --> 00:22:31,882
You want me to be happy?
Help me put away the dishes.
421
00:22:40,927 --> 00:22:42,938
You still angry with me?
422
00:22:42,962 --> 00:22:45,640
I was never really
angry. I was worried.
423
00:22:45,664 --> 00:22:48,576
I don't like seeing you in pain.
424
00:22:48,600 --> 00:22:50,478
You still angry with me?
425
00:22:50,502 --> 00:22:51,746
What for?
426
00:22:51,770 --> 00:22:54,616
For trying to stop your
daughter from making a mistake?
427
00:22:54,640 --> 00:22:56,084
Somebody has to.
428
00:22:56,108 --> 00:22:59,443
You kids get to be middle-aged,
you think you know everything.
429
00:23:03,082 --> 00:23:05,327
I don't care what you
say, you were speeding.
430
00:23:05,351 --> 00:23:08,430
I tell you that is not why that
highway patrolman was following us.
431
00:23:08,454 --> 00:23:10,733
Oh, Blanche, please!
432
00:23:10,757 --> 00:23:12,801
Dorothy? Oh, I
thought you were out.
433
00:23:12,825 --> 00:23:14,903
No, we ended the evening early.
434
00:23:14,927 --> 00:23:17,473
You and Glen have
a disagreement?
435
00:23:17,497 --> 00:23:20,476
Yeah, he thinks he
should stay married.
436
00:23:20,500 --> 00:23:21,999
You mean it's over?
437
00:23:23,136 --> 00:23:25,847
Look, we just came
back to pick Sophia up.
438
00:23:25,871 --> 00:23:27,316
Blanche got her new car.
439
00:23:27,340 --> 00:23:29,451
Yeah, and we're all gonna
pile in and go cruising.
440
00:23:29,475 --> 00:23:30,719
Do you want to go with us?
441
00:23:30,743 --> 00:23:33,788
No, I think I'll just
stay home tonight.
442
00:23:33,812 --> 00:23:36,791
I feel, you know...
443
00:23:36,815 --> 00:23:39,082
like, you know, just sitting.
444
00:23:40,653 --> 00:23:43,098
Me too. I think I'll
have a cup of tea.
445
00:23:43,122 --> 00:23:45,500
Yeah, it's kind of
late. I'm a little tired.
446
00:23:45,524 --> 00:23:47,469
I think I'll just stick around.
447
00:23:47,493 --> 00:23:50,461
Oh, what the heck. That
car'll still be there tomorrow.
448
00:23:57,470 --> 00:24:00,081
Boy, this is depressing!
449
00:24:00,105 --> 00:24:03,017
Girls, let's go cruising.
450
00:24:03,041 --> 00:24:05,909
I know a place where guys
wrestle naked in the mud.
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