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I'm sorry, I'm waiting for someone.
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You are
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Uh, under normal circumstances,
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I'd never turn you away,
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but this is a business meeting.
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What kind of business are you in?
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Um, I work in real estate,
corporate real estate.
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What's your name?
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Look, I don't mean to be rude.
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I swear if you knew me,
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I'm the last guy to
say no to a beautiful-
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Wow, you can't even tell me your name?
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- Dennis.
- I don't believe you.
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- Pardon me?
- Let's start over.
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No, let's not-
I'm not- I can't-
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I, I
- is this like, uh...
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You're
- are you a professional?
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A professional what?
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- I don't..
- I'll tell you my name.
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My name is Driver.
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You're kidding me.
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No, I don't have a sense of humor.
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- You're Driver?
- Yes.
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- Frank didn't mention that..
- I had a vagina?
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It's not his job to talk
about my genitals, Nick.
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Jesus
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I don't know how I feel about this.
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Oh, if it changes things for you.
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Well, yeah, it changes things.
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By all means, pay attention to that.
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How do I know for sure it's you?
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You have a dental practice
on Wilshire and Doheny,
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you've been married two
and a half years to Karen,
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second marriage for you,
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Your dog is named Hendrix,
you drive a Land Cruiser,
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you hired Frank eight weeks ago.
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Okay okay
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You're not a cop, are you?
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Do I look like a cop?
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No
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Frankly you look like
a Playmate of the month.
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Want to frisk me?
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What?
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Do you want to pat me down?
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Are you messing with me, I can't tell.
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I already told you, I
have no sense of humor.
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- Are you wired?
- What?
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Are you wearing a wire right
now recording our conversation?
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- Of course not.
- Open your shirt.
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Here?
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You go to the gym three times a week,
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what's the problem?
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My turn
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Jesus Christ, what are you doing?
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It's LA, Nick, nobody notices
some chick lifting her shirt.
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So how do We uh
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how does this work?
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Frank didn't walk you through it?
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He said the less I knew the better
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and it'd be done within the week.
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That's pretty much all there is to it.
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If you knew me, you'd realize
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I'm really the most harmless guy.
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We're all pretty harmless
until we're cornered, Nick.
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Sometimes we find ourselves
in an unbearable situation,
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options dry up and we
resort to drastic measures.
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It's called survival.
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I'm not a shrink, I'm not a priest,
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you don't need to
justify yourself to me.
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But I'm no idiot, I realize these things
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go south more often than moi
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Well, not exactly more
often than not, but yes,
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there's always a risk.
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Thing to remember with cops
regardless of what you read
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in detective novels or watch on TV,
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they�re pretty dumb
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Until they're not.
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If you feel so strongly about it,
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maybe you should get up, walk away
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and we never had this conversation.
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I'm passed that point...
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and Frank says you're the best
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Well, I don't like to brag,
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but you're welcome to ask around.
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How did you learn to do this?
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Why, you writing a book?
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No, I'm sorry, I'm just-
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It helps me to talk this through.
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The less you know about
me, the better all around.
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Yeah
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I helped liberate Kuwait.
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I learned on the job exactly
how to be all that I can be.
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Strange Work!
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Safer for you trust me
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How do you mean?
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In this line of work, you
can't imagine the amount of guys
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who fall for their targets
and then you've bought yourself
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a world-class headache.
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No kidding?
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Most men see themselves as saviors,
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they want to fix things.
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Main problem between men
and women right there,
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women like to talk about
their problems in detail
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ad nauseam
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Men just want to fix them
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and move onto something
more stimulating.
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- Yeah.
- Like blow jobs, sure.
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Why did you say that out loud?
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A lot of guys don't have
the ovaries for this job.
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Now, what's it gonna be?
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Do it.
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That's 20K
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But half before, Frank said.
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I remember what Frank said.
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Well, I don't have it on me.
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I can go, I can get it.
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I can be back within two hours.
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I'll be here.
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Ah, so that's it then?
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Until you bring me the
first half and I give you
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instructions on how to
get me the second half.
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Frank will handle that.
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After tonight, you'll never see me again
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and your wife will be dead.
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No misunderstandings,
let me hear you say it.
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No misunderstandings.
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I want her dead.
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No misunderstandings.
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I want her dead.
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- Sam.
- Did you get it?
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- I got it.
- Great work.
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Just hold on to that tape,
let's see where he goes.
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Right, he said he'd be back
here in a couple of hours.
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Perfect
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- Hold on!
- Sorry.
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Just sit back, relax,
have a drink on me.
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Two even
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Talk to you soon.
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Hey sorry about that
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Oh, no problem.
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I'd like to make it up to you.
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No need
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Here you go
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I see you're the kind of
guy that takes initiative.
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Is that bad?
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No, it'll serve you well.
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Don't they card people any more?
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I'm older than I look.
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- 12?
- Cheers.
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- Henry.
- Francine.
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Can I ask you a question, Francine?
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It depends
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By some miracle of circumstance,
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I happened to look over there
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and you were lifting
your shirt for that guy.
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Hmm, that's not a question.
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My question, and call
me a hopeless romantic,
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is about the extraordinary
possibility of those being real.
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Could they be?
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You need a girlfriend.
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I have a girlfriend.
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- Where is she?
- Stood me up.
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Aw, a tale of woe,
playing on my sympathy.
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Good luck with that.
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Are you waiting for someone?
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Nope, just gonna sit here
and watch you shoot some pool.
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I'm not very good.
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Hmm, what would a pool shark say?
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I could teach you.
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How do you know I'm not one?
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That's a good point.
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Maybe you flash guys and take
them for all they're worth.
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You'll never know.
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But what I love most
of all is photography.
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Some of my teachers say I
have a real knack for it.
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I get myself into dangerous situations
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and document them
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People seem to trust me.
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Like gang bangers and
bikers, weird-ass freaks
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who by all means should be
kicking the crap out of me.
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They don't find me threatening.
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They tell me stuff.
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It's a weird talent.
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What?
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You remind me of my ex-husband.
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No, he had some good qualities.
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Okay, he's a son of a bitch,
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but he once had a great ass
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Wow, I feel objectified here.
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Tell me the truth,
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did you pick the bathroom lock earlier?
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Because I know for a
fact that I locked it.
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That sounds all wrong.
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Truth is I was just
looking for an excuse
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to talk to you.
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You weren't trying to get
into the bathroom with me?
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No, that's not very gentleman-like.
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Not to mention unhygienic.
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On that note, I'll be right back.
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Which way did he go?
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I don't know.
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She just walked out on her bill.
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- Is he a regular?
- No.
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Hey, your friend said you'd settle it.
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He is not my friend.
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Well you looked pretty friendly to me.
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Yeah, well, he stole my wallet
with my keys, everything.
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Jesus, do you want me to call the cops?
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No! no cops
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You have never seen him before?
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No
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I have.
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- Really?
- Yeah, a couple weeks ago,
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I saw him hitting on this
little hottie at the Tonga Hut.
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Okay, do you know her name?
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No, but she has a
tattoo on her shoulder.
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it says "Lucky you "
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Listen, here is my number,
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you hear anything, you call me.
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And the tab?
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I just told you he stole my wallet.
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Yeah so you say
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- What, you think this
is some elaborate routine
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to not pay you, I'm a cop.
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- You're a
cop? - Ex-cop.
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And he stole your wallet.
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Save it, I'll find him,
I'll be back in an hour.
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Teri: The roaming eye alights
a solitary, young woman
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walking through a den of ill repute.
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You know this place or
surely know one like it.
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These so-called palaces of sin
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where young women in flimsy
underwear gyrate robotically
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while male patrons with an otherwise
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catastrophically moldy grasp of
male-female communication skills
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try out their studliest one-liners
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amidst a barrage of staring
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and drooling and wagging of tongues.
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The clientele at these places
is fairly interchangeable.
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You've met one peeler bar
customer, you've met them all.
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These guys seem to only listen
to Motley Crew or maybe Zeppelin
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and love to play golf.
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They usually vote for the
most conservative politician
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as long as he looks
and sounds like a jock.
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Now that we've established our setting,
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let me take this opportunity
to introduce the young woman
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with what the consensus of the day,
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would surely deem an
extraordinary behind
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and a practiced strut.
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That would be me, stage name... Trix.
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Catholic name... Teresa Augustina,
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preferred name... Teri.
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One look at me, all supple
youth and feline affectation,
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you'd correctly assess I
neither stand out nor blend in.
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Appearing by all conventional notions
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to simply be one more apathetic
skin-trade participant.
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The type of girl with
little or no connection
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to the bra burning
activists of yesteryear.
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Lucky you, says dare number one.
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Dare number two occupies
a more private place.
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Although here the term
private is relative,
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like all my lucid
revelations are relative,
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like my loathing for
gentlemen such as this one,
263
00:12:00,223 --> 00:12:02,032
is relative.
264
00:12:02,091 --> 00:12:04,071
What do you say I take you
far away from all these creeps
265
00:12:04,127 --> 00:12:07,973
and I show you a dozen tricks
I can do with my tongue?
266
00:12:08,031 --> 00:12:10,204
Loathsome because, well,
267
00:12:10,266 --> 00:12:13,247
it's just hideous how he
assumes everybody else is a creep
268
00:12:13,303 --> 00:12:16,147
but not him and his
horrifying invitation.
269
00:12:16,205 --> 00:12:20,483
And relative because I'm pretty
sure he's my second cousin.
270
00:12:20,543 --> 00:12:22,648
However, none of this
occupies my thoughts
271
00:12:22,712 --> 00:12:25,158
as I apply my war
paint and tuck and cover
272
00:12:25,214 --> 00:12:27,660
all my fetishized bits,
273
00:12:27,717 --> 00:12:29,458
those parts deemed the most exciting
274
00:12:29,519 --> 00:12:31,089
in the fashion of the moment.
275
00:12:31,154 --> 00:12:33,657
No, what occupies my
thoughts is the reminder
276
00:12:33,723 --> 00:12:35,634
that I'm not a woman of action.
277
00:12:35,692 --> 00:12:37,262
I'm a woman of will,
278
00:12:37,327 --> 00:12:40,171
but I can't believe in my
will unless I act from it.
279
00:12:44,400 --> 00:12:47,870
Onstage is where I truly
come alive, where I shine,
280
00:12:47,937 --> 00:12:50,645
where I kick serious ass.
281
00:12:50,707 --> 00:12:51,913
You're coming for drinks after, right?
282
00:12:51,975 --> 00:12:54,421
I can't tonight, sorry.
283
00:12:54,477 --> 00:12:55,649
This is the highlight of my day.
284
00:12:55,712 --> 00:12:57,248
The rest is paste.
285
00:12:57,313 --> 00:12:59,088
When their eyes and
crotches are hot-wired
286
00:12:59,148 --> 00:13:01,594
to my every tiniest single move,
287
00:13:01,651 --> 00:13:03,062
that's when I stop time
288
00:13:03,119 --> 00:13:07,363
and I become myself, the real me.
289
00:13:07,423 --> 00:13:10,768
Theresa the Astonishing!
290
00:13:10,827 --> 00:13:12,636
But you already knew that.
291
00:13:12,695 --> 00:13:15,505
Cunning feats of mentalism
and supernatural amusements
292
00:13:15,565 --> 00:13:18,307
performed with the drop of a hat.
293
00:13:18,368 --> 00:13:20,075
Theresa the Astonishing can tell
294
00:13:20,136 --> 00:13:21,740
with the blink of an eye
295
00:13:21,804 --> 00:13:24,580
that Ricky here is obsessed
with his neighbor Colette
296
00:13:24,641 --> 00:13:27,417
and that her complete dismissal
of his pathetic advances
297
00:13:27,477 --> 00:13:31,983
has caused him to purchase
some gamma hydroxyl butyrate
298
00:13:32,048 --> 00:13:33,891
to slip into her drink later tonight.
299
00:13:36,619 --> 00:13:38,656
That Jimmy is secretly, deeply in love
300
00:13:38,721 --> 00:13:40,667
with his best friend Roger,
301
00:13:40,723 --> 00:13:42,862
even though he's assisted
his sociopathic friend
302
00:13:42,925 --> 00:13:46,099
more than once in bashing what
Roger here so sweetly calls,
303
00:13:46,162 --> 00:13:49,041
"Dumb-ass homo pussies."
304
00:13:52,168 --> 00:13:55,115
That Emir Horsain beats his mistress.
305
00:13:55,171 --> 00:13:58,516
That Regis Blackburn Senior
raped his wife repeatedly.
306
00:13:58,574 --> 00:14:01,578
That Marko Castillano is
deep-down a sensitive man
307
00:14:01,644 --> 00:14:04,090
who could potentially
learn to respect women,
308
00:14:04,147 --> 00:14:06,320
but then he does that and you realize
309
00:14:06,382 --> 00:14:08,225
he's got a Way to go
310
00:14:08,284 --> 00:14:10,764
Maybe he doesn't need
all this trust fund cash.
311
00:14:10,820 --> 00:14:13,164
That in his longing for
female companionship,
312
00:14:13,222 --> 00:14:16,692
Nestor "Needle Dick"
Molina, has been harassing
313
00:14:16,759 --> 00:14:19,205
a mute, young clerk
at the public library,
314
00:14:19,262 --> 00:14:23,972
humiliating her with
his dirty insinuations.
315
00:14:24,033 --> 00:14:26,013
- Are you sorry?
- Sorry?
316
00:14:26,069 --> 00:14:28,071
I'm doing her a favor.
317
00:14:28,137 --> 00:14:29,138
What's the problem?
318
00:14:29,205 --> 00:14:30,411
No problem, Needle Dick.
319
00:14:30,473 --> 00:14:31,451
Lei me see it
320
00:14:31,507 --> 00:14:34,818
See What- Hey
what are you-
321
00:14:34,877 --> 00:14:37,619
Sometimes Teresa feels mischievous.
322
00:14:37,680 --> 00:14:39,557
Sometimes she can go too far.
323
00:14:39,615 --> 00:14:42,789
But that's why she's
called astonishing, people.
324
00:14:45,388 --> 00:14:48,369
Hmm, three inches.
325
00:14:48,424 --> 00:14:50,267
I suppose he could be a grower.
326
00:14:52,028 --> 00:14:53,598
Sensitive question, Nelson,
327
00:14:53,663 --> 00:14:55,472
are you a grower or a show-er?
328
00:14:55,531 --> 00:14:58,341
Don't lie now, this is vital.
329
00:14:58,401 --> 00:14:59,971
I'm a grower.
330
00:15:00,036 --> 00:15:01,140
You lyin'
331
00:15:01,204 --> 00:15:02,945
Too bad
332
00:15:03,005 --> 00:15:05,212
The whole game is rigged against us.
333
00:15:05,274 --> 00:15:08,255
Somebody's gotta tip the
scales once in a while.
334
00:15:08,311 --> 00:15:11,190
Pow pow pow
335
00:15:11,247 --> 00:15:13,887
Die, little douche bags.
336
00:15:13,950 --> 00:15:18,023
The women of the world sleep
a little cozier tonight.
337
00:15:25,461 --> 00:15:28,305
They are such
world-class jerks tonight.
338
00:15:28,364 --> 00:15:29,809
I don't know how you do it.
339
00:15:29,866 --> 00:15:31,812
Gotta lighten up, babe.
340
00:15:31,868 --> 00:15:33,506
I hate this job.
341
00:15:35,805 --> 00:15:37,807
Hey baby cakes
342
00:15:37,874 --> 00:15:40,684
No, perfect timing, I just finished.
343
00:15:40,743 --> 00:15:42,154
Okay celosita.
344
00:15:42,211 --> 00:15:43,246
Eye
345
00:15:50,353 --> 00:15:54,460
A wife wants to take her
husband to a strip club
346
00:15:54,524 --> 00:15:56,629
for his birthday, all right?
347
00:15:56,692 --> 00:15:59,002
So they go to the strip club,
348
00:15:59,061 --> 00:16:00,597
doorman sees the guy
349
00:16:00,663 --> 00:16:03,576
he says "Hey Dave how you been?"
350
00:16:03,633 --> 00:16:05,306
Walking in, the wife says,
351
00:16:05,368 --> 00:16:07,177
"How did he know your name?
352
00:16:07,236 --> 00:16:08,874
You been to this strip club before?"
353
00:16:08,938 --> 00:16:11,544
He says, "No, no, no, that
guy's on the bowling team.
354
00:16:11,607 --> 00:16:14,281
We bowl every Thursday
night together," right.
355
00:16:14,343 --> 00:16:17,256
Sit down at the table,
waitress comes over and says,
356
00:16:17,313 --> 00:16:19,259
"Hey, Dave, you want the usual?"
357
00:16:19,315 --> 00:16:22,023
She brings him over a Budweiser.
358
00:16:22,084 --> 00:16:23,222
She says, "Wait a minute,
359
00:16:23,286 --> 00:16:25,288
how did that woman know
you drink Budweiser?"
360
00:16:25,354 --> 00:16:27,925
He says, "Well, she's on
the ladies bowling team,
361
00:16:27,990 --> 00:16:29,526
they all know what I drink.
362
00:16:29,592 --> 00:16:31,162
Come on, relax."
363
00:16:31,227 --> 00:16:33,366
Next thing you know,
a stripper comes over,
364
00:16:33,429 --> 00:16:35,238
jumps right on his lap and says,
365
00:16:35,298 --> 00:16:38,905
"Hi, Davey, you want
the usual lap dance?"
366
00:16:38,968 --> 00:16:41,744
That's it, the wife picks
up her bag, leaves the place.
367
00:16:41,804 --> 00:16:43,750
Dave runs after her, he goes outside.
368
00:16:43,806 --> 00:16:45,649
She's just jumping into a cab.
369
00:16:45,708 --> 00:16:48,086
He opens the door, he jumps
in behind her, he says,
370
00:16:48,144 --> 00:16:49,782
"Look,honey,honey, I'm telling you,
371
00:16:49,846 --> 00:16:53,089
that...that woman must have
thought I was somebody else."
372
00:16:53,149 --> 00:16:54,526
She's not having it, the wife,
373
00:16:54,584 --> 00:16:56,325
she's screaming at the top of her lungs,
374
00:16:56,385 --> 00:16:58,797
calling him every name in the book.
375
00:16:58,855 --> 00:17:00,960
The cab driver turns around
at that moment and says,
376
00:17:01,023 --> 00:17:04,971
"Looks like you picked up
a real bitch tonight, Dave."
377
00:17:14,437 --> 00:17:16,383
Bill
- Billy, Billy, can't you see
378
00:17:16,439 --> 00:17:17,611
we're playing cards, you know?
379
00:17:17,673 --> 00:17:19,016
This guy's giving me a headache.
380
00:17:19,075 --> 00:17:21,578
He said it's urgent.
381
00:17:21,644 --> 00:17:23,248
Aw, Billy
382
00:17:23,312 --> 00:17:26,156
All right, be right back.
383
00:17:26,215 --> 00:17:27,626
Don't look at my cards.
384
00:17:34,190 --> 00:17:36,796
Hey
385
00:17:36,859 --> 00:17:39,533
Mr. Aldo, I'm sorry, I
didn't mean to interrupt you.
386
00:17:39,595 --> 00:17:40,972
I know you?
387
00:17:41,030 --> 00:17:42,373
Yo, it's Nick.
388
00:17:42,431 --> 00:17:43,876
Nick.
389
00:17:43,933 --> 00:17:46,174
Nicholas, your dentist.
390
00:17:46,235 --> 00:17:47,612
My dentist?
391
00:17:47,670 --> 00:17:49,809
Nick, you almost gave me a heart attack.
392
00:17:49,872 --> 00:17:51,112
I'm in the middle of a game,
393
00:17:51,173 --> 00:17:53,050
my mind is elsewhere.
394
00:17:53,109 --> 00:17:54,782
What are you doing here?
395
00:17:54,844 --> 00:18:00,226
Um, actually it's about the funds.
396
00:18:00,283 --> 00:18:02,320
The funds?
397
00:18:02,385 --> 00:18:05,127
Yeah, you know, the money I gave
you to hold for me to invest.
398
00:18:05,187 --> 00:18:07,997
The
- remember the 20 grand?
399
00:18:08,057 --> 00:18:09,559
Yeah, I remember.
400
00:18:09,625 --> 00:18:11,901
- You need it?
- I do.
401
00:18:11,961 --> 00:18:12,905
Right now?
402
00:18:12,962 --> 00:18:14,737
Yeah, sorry for the late notice.
403
00:18:14,797 --> 00:18:16,208
I tried to get in touch
with you, I left you
404
00:18:16,265 --> 00:18:19,576
- a couple of messages,
but- - You called my house?
405
00:18:19,635 --> 00:18:20,773
Yeah
406
00:18:20,836 --> 00:18:22,645
You speak to my wife?
407
00:18:22,705 --> 00:18:24,776
Yes
408
00:18:24,840 --> 00:18:26,786
How did she sound?
409
00:18:26,842 --> 00:18:29,118
Did she sound out of breath?
410
00:18:30,613 --> 00:18:31,921
What?
411
00:18:31,981 --> 00:18:33,517
I'm just kidding you.
412
00:18:33,582 --> 00:18:37,359
I trust my wife
implicitly on all matters.
413
00:18:37,420 --> 00:18:39,957
Give me ten minutes,
I'm finishing this hand,
414
00:18:40,022 --> 00:18:41,501
I'll get you your money.
415
00:18:41,557 --> 00:18:42,592
See I'm in a little bit of a hur-
416
00:18:42,658 --> 00:18:44,501
No, no, no, just have a drink
417
00:18:44,560 --> 00:18:46,699
Tommy, give my dentist a drink.
418
00:18:46,762 --> 00:18:50,005
There's a singer coming up,
really good voice, relax.
419
00:19:03,079 --> 00:19:04,251
Dress
420
00:19:04,313 --> 00:19:05,383
Excuse me?
421
00:19:05,448 --> 00:19:08,258
Dress mess
422
00:19:08,317 --> 00:19:12,288
Uh, I got no idea what
you're talking about.
423
00:19:12,355 --> 00:19:14,130
Down with the manners up with the dress.
424
00:19:14,190 --> 00:19:17,535
Johnny sweet-talked
Alice into this mess.
425
00:19:17,593 --> 00:19:20,233
Is that some kind of a rhyme?
426
00:19:20,296 --> 00:19:22,139
Into duress.
427
00:19:22,198 --> 00:19:24,542
You some kind of poet?
428
00:19:24,600 --> 00:19:26,341
Now, now she's depressed
429
00:19:26,402 --> 00:19:27,972
- Now who's depressed?
- That could work.
430
00:19:28,037 --> 00:19:29,209
Down with the manners,
up with the dress.
431
00:19:29,271 --> 00:19:32,616
Johnny sweet-talked
Alice, now who's depressed?
432
00:19:32,675 --> 00:19:34,348
It's ambiguous.
433
00:19:34,410 --> 00:19:35,684
Could be Johnny's the
one who's depressed.
434
00:19:35,745 --> 00:19:39,818
I get it, you're the singer here.
435
00:19:39,882 --> 00:19:40,952
Teddy Wright.
436
00:19:41,017 --> 00:19:44,823
Nick.
437
00:19:44,887 --> 00:19:47,731
Are you in some sort of trouble?
438
00:19:47,790 --> 00:19:49,098
Why do you say that?
439
00:19:49,158 --> 00:19:51,900
You just got a puzzling way about you.
440
00:19:51,961 --> 00:19:53,668
You know, you should
mind your own business.
441
00:19:53,729 --> 00:19:55,265
Well, I didn't mean to antagonize you.
442
00:19:55,331 --> 00:19:57,174
I was just under the impression
that a bar is like a church,
443
00:19:57,233 --> 00:19:59,270
a place where a guy
can go to be left alone
444
00:19:59,335 --> 00:20:00,609
and think in peace.
445
00:20:00,669 --> 00:20:01,704
One would think so.
446
00:20:01,771 --> 00:20:03,250
Yeah, one would be wrong, wouldn't one?
447
00:20:03,305 --> 00:20:05,216
Don't get all riled up now.
448
00:20:05,274 --> 00:20:06,651
I'm just saying.
449
00:20:06,709 --> 00:20:09,485
Man: One more time, Teddy Wright.
450
00:20:09,545 --> 00:20:11,786
Farewell, my sinking ship.
451
00:20:26,762 --> 00:20:30,005
Down with the manners up with the dress
452
00:20:30,066 --> 00:20:33,878
Johnny sweet talked Alice into this mess
453
00:20:33,936 --> 00:20:37,713
No you don't bring checkers
to the big game of chess
454
00:20:37,773 --> 00:20:46,089
You know that only bad can come
455
00:20:48,350 --> 00:20:51,559
Down with the shutters
up with the lights
456
00:20:51,620 --> 00:20:55,500
Johnny sweet-talked Alice
all through the night
457
00:20:55,558 --> 00:20:59,199
No world full of kisses
gonna make it all right.
458
00:20:59,261 --> 00:21:05,940
You know that only bad can come
459
00:21:08,137 --> 00:21:11,516
Listen to your ma
460
00:21:11,574 --> 00:21:15,454
Listen to your pa
461
00:21:15,511 --> 00:21:19,152
Listen to your heart
462
00:21:19,215 --> 00:21:23,163
Listen to the law
463
00:21:23,219 --> 00:21:25,790
Only bad can come
464
00:21:28,724 --> 00:21:32,001
Down with the manners up with the dress
465
00:21:32,061 --> 00:21:36,066
Johnny sweet-talked
Alice now who's depressed
466
00:21:36,132 --> 00:21:39,739
Now you don't bring checkers
to the big game of chess
467
00:21:39,802 --> 00:21:47,518
You know that only bad can come
468
00:21:47,576 --> 00:21:51,149
You know that only bad can come "
469
00:21:55,718 --> 00:21:59,689
Dentist, I got the good
news and I got the bad news.
470
00:21:59,755 --> 00:22:02,133
The good news, I have
your money, don't worry,
471
00:22:02,191 --> 00:22:05,001
but I can't give it to you tonight.
472
00:22:05,060 --> 00:22:07,370
I don't see how that's good news for me.
473
00:22:07,429 --> 00:22:09,500
No that's the bad news
474
00:22:09,565 --> 00:22:12,136
Um, okay, I just really-
475
00:22:12,201 --> 00:22:14,044
I need that money tonight.
476
00:22:14,103 --> 00:22:18,245
I
- I know, but I don't have it here.
477
00:22:18,307 --> 00:22:19,911
Yeah, it's right there.
478
00:22:19,975 --> 00:22:22,046
I can't get it until tomorrow.
479
00:22:22,111 --> 00:22:23,784
But I-
I just-
480
00:22:23,846 --> 00:22:25,382
I need it, I really need it tonight.
481
00:22:25,447 --> 00:22:26,790
I understand.
482
00:22:26,849 --> 00:22:29,728
That's why when Billy told me his idea,
483
00:22:29,785 --> 00:22:31,856
I said, "Ah-ha!
484
00:22:31,921 --> 00:22:35,391
We kill two birds, one
stone, everybody's happy."
485
00:22:35,457 --> 00:22:36,800
What idea?
486
00:22:36,859 --> 00:22:39,066
Billy has to go pick
something up for me tonight,
487
00:22:39,128 --> 00:22:40,971
but he can't go alone.
488
00:22:41,030 --> 00:22:44,409
So he said, why don't you go with him?
489
00:22:44,466 --> 00:22:47,003
This way you can get your money.
490
00:22:47,069 --> 00:22:48,571
What does he have to pick up?
491
00:22:48,637 --> 00:22:51,083
- Money.
- Money... for you.
492
00:22:51,140 --> 00:22:54,314
Yeah money for me
493
00:22:54,376 --> 00:22:56,686
Look, Mr. Aldo, I mean,
all due respect here,
494
00:22:56,745 --> 00:23:03,094
I don't want to get
involved in your business.
495
00:23:03,152 --> 00:23:04,893
What business is that?
496
00:23:04,954 --> 00:23:06,126
It's none of my business.
497
00:23:06,188 --> 00:23:08,065
Don't get cute with me,
what business is that?
498
00:23:08,123 --> 00:23:09,295
I don't know, I'm a dentist.
499
00:23:09,358 --> 00:23:12,134
Oh, oh, so that
- okay, you're a dentist.
500
00:23:12,194 --> 00:23:14,902
That means you're not
accountable for what you say?
501
00:23:14,964 --> 00:23:16,102
What business?
502
00:23:16,165 --> 00:23:21,114
Look, all I'm saying is,
you know, you know some guys.
503
00:23:21,170 --> 00:23:22,672
I know some guys?
504
00:23:22,738 --> 00:23:24,911
Yeah, sure, I know some guys.
505
00:23:24,974 --> 00:23:26,681
BMW knows some guys
506
00:23:26,742 --> 00:23:28,551
Everybody knows some guys
507
00:23:28,611 --> 00:23:31,091
Well, for example, I don't.
508
00:23:31,146 --> 00:23:33,217
I don't know any guys,
that's all I'm saying.
509
00:23:33,282 --> 00:23:34,317
All you're saying.
510
00:23:34,383 --> 00:23:37,830
Yeah
511
00:23:37,886 --> 00:23:42,801
But it's how you're
saying, is a little...
512
00:23:42,858 --> 00:23:44,531
I don't know.
513
00:23:44,593 --> 00:23:48,006
A more sensitive man might
think you might be insulting him.
514
00:23:48,063 --> 00:23:49,940
No no no no-no no
515
00:23:49,999 --> 00:23:51,979
That is the last thing I want to do.
516
00:23:52,034 --> 00:23:54,173
Good, then the quicker
you go with Billy,
517
00:23:54,236 --> 00:23:56,614
the quicker you get your 20Gs
518
00:24:22,898 --> 00:24:24,104
- Howdy
- Howdy
519
00:24:24,166 --> 00:24:25,236
What can I get you?
520
00:24:25,301 --> 00:24:26,712
I'm looking for a
girl I here comes here,
521
00:24:26,769 --> 00:24:28,908
she's got a tattoo on her
shoulder that says, "Lucky you."
522
00:24:28,971 --> 00:24:31,042
Oh, well, lots of people come here.
523
00:24:31,106 --> 00:24:33,780
I can't check out every tattoo.
524
00:24:33,842 --> 00:24:36,083
Is that her?
525
00:24:36,145 --> 00:24:37,215
No
526
00:24:37,279 --> 00:24:38,383
How can you be sure?
527
00:24:38,447 --> 00:24:39,983
I'm not, I don't know.
528
00:24:40,049 --> 00:24:41,494
Why pick her and not her?
529
00:24:41,550 --> 00:24:43,086
You didn't look
surreptitiously in her direction
530
00:24:43,152 --> 00:24:44,927
when I mentioned the tattoo.
531
00:24:44,987 --> 00:24:46,227
You want a drink or what?
532
00:24:46,288 --> 00:24:47,926
Look, she's not in any
trouble, but a guy she knows is
533
00:24:47,990 --> 00:24:49,492
and I don't have a lot
of time to find him.
534
00:24:49,558 --> 00:24:51,060
I just serve drinks, you know?
535
00:24:51,126 --> 00:24:52,605
Help me out?
536
00:24:55,064 --> 00:24:57,066
Some of the girls from Chick
Planet come here after work.
537
00:24:57,132 --> 00:24:59,442
I think maybe I've seen
Lucky eat with those two.
538
00:24:59,501 --> 00:25:01,310
You are a princess.
539
00:25:01,370 --> 00:25:02,576
What are they drinking?
540
00:25:02,638 --> 00:25:04,015
Uh, Tonga Lei and a Zombie.
541
00:25:04,073 --> 00:25:05,245
Lei's do two more of those
542
00:25:11,947 --> 00:25:13,790
I'm looking for a friend
of yours with a tattoo
543
00:25:13,849 --> 00:25:14,919
that says "Lucky you"
544
00:25:14,983 --> 00:25:16,519
She's not in trouble,
but a guy she knows is,
545
00:25:16,585 --> 00:25:18,895
and I need to find him right away.
546
00:25:18,954 --> 00:25:20,797
What did he do?
547
00:25:20,856 --> 00:25:22,597
He stole my wallet...
548
00:25:24,126 --> 00:25:25,799
but that's not what I'm after.
549
00:25:25,861 --> 00:25:28,205
- Sorry it's not funny
- Yeah, Sorry
550
00:25:28,263 --> 00:25:30,265
He took evidence from
a case I'm working on.
551
00:25:30,332 --> 00:25:33,609
- Did you do him?
- Excuse me?
552
00:25:33,669 --> 00:25:35,012
Friggin' Henry mam
553
00:25:35,070 --> 00:25:36,174
That's him.
554
00:25:36,238 --> 00:25:37,512
- Did you do him?
- Excuse me?
555
00:25:37,573 --> 00:25:39,985
- He's really suave.
- He's not a bad kid.
556
00:25:40,042 --> 00:25:41,282
Are you gonna arrest him?
557
00:25:41,343 --> 00:25:42,617
He just loves himself the ladies.
558
00:25:42,678 --> 00:25:44,783
I don't care about him except
to get back what he took.
559
00:25:44,847 --> 00:25:46,349
I don't know where he is.
560
00:25:46,415 --> 00:25:47,689
Well, what about his girlfriend?
561
00:25:47,750 --> 00:25:48,922
What girlfriend?
562
00:25:48,984 --> 00:25:49,928
The one with the tattoo.
563
00:25:49,985 --> 00:25:51,658
- Teri?
- That's his sister.
564
00:25:51,720 --> 00:25:52,698
Can you call her?
565
00:25:52,755 --> 00:25:54,234
She should be here any minute,
566
00:25:54,289 --> 00:25:56,166
but I don't know that
she knows where he is.
567
00:25:56,225 --> 00:25:58,000
Okay, this is a
life-or-death situation.
568
00:26:04,466 --> 00:26:07,743
Henry's secret is that he's a
really talented photographer.
569
00:26:07,803 --> 00:26:09,305
So he said.
570
00:26:09,371 --> 00:26:10,611
He did?
571
00:26:10,672 --> 00:26:14,518
That's unlike him, he's usually
very modest about that stuff.
572
00:26:14,576 --> 00:26:17,147
I think it's because he
really cares about it.
573
00:26:17,212 --> 00:26:18,748
What are you good at?
574
00:26:18,814 --> 00:26:20,316
What do you mean?
575
00:26:20,382 --> 00:26:22,225
You look like you're
really good at something,
576
00:26:22,284 --> 00:26:25,458
and I can't figure out what it is.
577
00:26:25,521 --> 00:26:28,695
Me, I prefer to be
amused than to be amusing,
578
00:26:28,757 --> 00:26:33,365
but this weed is making me so paranoid.
579
00:26:33,429 --> 00:26:34,908
I'm usually really articulate.
580
00:26:34,963 --> 00:26:36,442
No problem.
581
00:26:36,498 --> 00:26:39,638
It all goes back to my
fear of being buried alive.
582
00:26:39,701 --> 00:26:40,736
You're afraid of that?
583
00:26:40,803 --> 00:26:43,079
I think about it a lot.
584
00:26:43,138 --> 00:26:44,583
Detective!
585
00:26:44,640 --> 00:26:47,519
Yeah yeah second Worst
586
00:26:47,576 --> 00:26:48,919
What's worse?
587
00:26:48,977 --> 00:26:50,547
Dying in your sleep.
588
00:26:50,612 --> 00:26:52,250
Why... that seems like the best way.
589
00:26:52,314 --> 00:26:54,294
That's what they want you to think.
590
00:26:54,349 --> 00:26:55,987
- Who? -
Grown-ups.
591
00:26:56,051 --> 00:27:00,466
The people running things
and the church, you know?
592
00:27:00,522 --> 00:27:02,832
They don't really want you
to stop and think about it.
593
00:27:02,891 --> 00:27:04,734
How so?
594
00:27:04,793 --> 00:27:08,172
Well, everybody thinks
that dying in your sleep
595
00:27:08,230 --> 00:27:12,042
is the best way to go, but
it scares the hell out of me.
596
00:27:12,100 --> 00:27:14,205
I mean, what if you're
having a nightmare
597
00:27:14,269 --> 00:27:16,442
and you're being chased by someone
598
00:27:16,505 --> 00:27:18,041
or you're about to jump off a cliff
599
00:27:18,106 --> 00:27:20,586
and then you have a
heart attack and die?
600
00:27:20,642 --> 00:27:23,452
I mean, everybody just thinks,
601
00:27:23,512 --> 00:27:25,822
"Oh, they went
peacefully, it's so great.
602
00:27:25,881 --> 00:27:27,417
Okay, I have a problem
with authority, I admit it.
603
00:27:27,483 --> 00:27:29,485
Blah blah blah.
604
00:27:29,551 --> 00:27:31,531
It is the worse way to go.
605
00:27:31,587 --> 00:27:33,191
I just left her a
message and I texted her,
606
00:27:33,255 --> 00:27:34,859
so We just gotta Watt
607
00:27:34,923 --> 00:27:37,733
Thank you
608
00:27:37,793 --> 00:27:40,831
No friggin' way, look
who just walked in.
609
00:27:40,896 --> 00:27:42,375
Oh no
610
00:27:42,431 --> 00:27:43,603
Who is it?
611
00:27:43,665 --> 00:27:44,803
A real creep from Chick Planet,
612
00:27:44,867 --> 00:27:46,175
he must have followed us.
613
00:27:46,235 --> 00:27:47,612
He's in love with Teri.
614
00:27:47,669 --> 00:27:48,943
Don't look over, don't look.
615
00:27:49,004 --> 00:27:50,449
Detective Francine Driver.
616
00:27:50,506 --> 00:27:51,951
He's coming over.
617
00:27:54,276 --> 00:27:55,914
Lathes
618
00:27:55,978 --> 00:27:58,117
hey, do you know what winks
and screws like a tiger?
619
00:27:58,180 --> 00:27:59,250
No
620
00:28:00,616 --> 00:28:01,822
I'm Ralph.
621
00:28:01,884 --> 00:28:03,557
Detective Francine Driver.
622
00:28:03,619 --> 00:28:07,658
Okay, pirate captain Ralph,
expert at pillaging booty.
623
00:28:07,723 --> 00:28:09,999
We're off work, man, give us a break.
624
00:28:10,058 --> 00:28:11,128
It's a free country, right?
625
00:28:11,193 --> 00:28:12,297
We didn't ask you to sit down.
626
00:28:12,361 --> 00:28:13,806
Now if I told you that
you had a beautiful body,
627
00:28:13,862 --> 00:28:15,136
would you hold it against me?
628
00:28:15,197 --> 00:28:16,972
Those are the worst pick-up
lines I've ever heard.
629
00:28:17,032 --> 00:28:18,340
You're bothering my friends.
630
00:28:18,400 --> 00:28:19,435
But moi you?
631
00:28:19,501 --> 00:28:21,674
Me, oh no, I'm enjoying this.
632
00:28:21,737 --> 00:28:22,909
See, I could tell from across the room
633
00:28:22,971 --> 00:28:24,848
that you were a woman of taste.
634
00:28:24,907 --> 00:28:25,885
I'm Ralph.
635
00:28:25,941 --> 00:28:26,885
You already said that.
636
00:28:26,942 --> 00:28:27,920
Did I?
637
00:28:27,976 --> 00:28:29,319
Well, it is so hard to concentrate
638
00:28:29,378 --> 00:28:30,482
with the three of you,
639
00:28:30,546 --> 00:28:33,049
you're like a club sandwich from heaven.
640
00:28:33,115 --> 00:28:35,220
Maybe this is the time.
641
00:28:35,284 --> 00:28:38,697
Maybe I should introduce
a more personal note.
642
00:28:45,060 --> 00:28:47,131
You married, Ralph?
643
00:28:47,195 --> 00:28:49,573
Yeah,you love your wife?
644
00:28:49,631 --> 00:28:51,406
You got kids?
645
00:28:51,466 --> 00:28:53,412
You carry their pictures
around in your wallet?
646
00:28:53,468 --> 00:28:54,879
You want to see 'em'?
647
00:28:54,937 --> 00:28:57,713
No, what I want is for you
to apologize to my friends...
648
00:28:57,773 --> 00:28:58,911
I'm sorry.
649
00:28:58,974 --> 00:29:00,476
And never see them again.
650
00:29:00,542 --> 00:29:03,421
I won't.
651
00:29:03,478 --> 00:29:06,015
- Not even at the club?
- Not even at the club.
652
00:29:06,081 --> 00:29:07,890
See, one loser approaches them,
653
00:29:07,950 --> 00:29:10,226
pretty soon all losers assume
they can waltz right on over
654
00:29:10,285 --> 00:29:11,559
and strike up a conversation.
655
00:29:11,620 --> 00:29:13,531
It's a slippery slope, and
they can't afford to lose
656
00:29:13,589 --> 00:29:15,159
that kind of credibility.
657
00:29:15,223 --> 00:29:17,726
So no more Chick Planet for you.
658
00:29:17,793 --> 00:29:18,897
But I'm a VIP there.
659
00:29:18,961 --> 00:29:20,804
Not any more, stop
living in the past, Ralph.
660
00:29:20,862 --> 00:29:23,035
It's time to go.
661
00:29:23,098 --> 00:29:24,543
Okay
662
00:29:24,600 --> 00:29:26,477
Get up mow
663
00:29:26,535 --> 00:29:27,673
Okay
664
00:29:30,639 --> 00:29:32,141
All the way to your
car, yeah, keep walking.
665
00:29:38,146 --> 00:29:40,820
You just blew my mind.
666
00:29:43,852 --> 00:29:46,093
Detective!
667
00:29:46,154 --> 00:29:48,031
I love you.
668
00:29:48,090 --> 00:29:51,003
I just remembered where
Teri was going tonight.
669
00:29:51,059 --> 00:29:52,436
Just came to you, huh?
670
00:29:52,494 --> 00:29:55,304
Okay, I have a problem
with authority, I admit it.
671
00:29:55,364 --> 00:29:56,672
Don't tell her I'm a detective,
672
00:29:56,732 --> 00:29:57,676
just let me talk to her.
673
00:29:57,733 --> 00:29:59,041
Okay
674
00:30:41,343 --> 00:30:43,448
Bottoms up, partner
675
00:30:43,512 --> 00:30:44,855
Can I buy you one?
676
00:31:08,537 --> 00:31:12,383
So, how you doing, Katie?
677
00:31:12,441 --> 00:31:16,048
You getting some on a regular basis?
678
00:31:16,111 --> 00:31:18,853
My name's Camilla.
679
00:31:18,914 --> 00:31:22,361
Creature as good looking as you,
680
00:31:22,417 --> 00:31:25,023
I sure hope you're getting some.
681
00:31:25,087 --> 00:31:28,762
Well, thanks for the concern.
682
00:31:28,824 --> 00:31:30,360
Wait, stay.
683
00:31:30,425 --> 00:31:32,564
I'll bet you we got something in common.
684
00:31:32,627 --> 00:31:37,372
My name is Dodge, in
case you were wondering.
685
00:31:37,432 --> 00:31:41,107
I haven't gotten some in so long.
686
00:31:41,169 --> 00:31:43,012
Might tonight, though.
687
00:31:47,209 --> 00:31:49,985
I don't know.
688
00:31:50,045 --> 00:31:54,050
So, what, it's your birthday?
689
00:31:54,116 --> 00:31:56,323
Coming out party.
690
00:31:56,384 --> 00:31:58,955
You're gay
691
00:31:59,020 --> 00:32:01,398
Coming out from someplace else.
692
00:32:01,456 --> 00:32:04,130
Oh you're a tough guy
693
00:32:04,192 --> 00:32:06,729
Let's not put labels on a man.
694
00:32:06,795 --> 00:32:10,038
Life is unfriendly enough as it is.
695
00:32:10,098 --> 00:32:11,839
You want another one?
696
00:32:11,900 --> 00:32:15,370
I want you to tell me
what's bothering you.
697
00:32:15,437 --> 00:32:16,677
Me?
698
00:32:16,738 --> 00:32:18,342
Nothing.
699
00:32:18,406 --> 00:32:20,249
You were on the phone earlier.
700
00:32:20,308 --> 00:32:22,447
What was that all about?
701
00:32:22,511 --> 00:32:24,684
You eavesdropping on me?
702
00:32:24,746 --> 00:32:26,919
I read lips real good,
703
00:32:26,982 --> 00:32:29,087
little talent you develop inside.
704
00:32:29,151 --> 00:32:30,824
You're bluffing.
705
00:32:30,886 --> 00:32:32,160
Are we playing cards?
706
00:32:32,220 --> 00:32:36,066
Bluffing to try to get me to
reveal something about myself.
707
00:32:36,124 --> 00:32:39,628
"Emmet, it's me again.
708
00:32:39,694 --> 00:32:41,264
I don't mean to be a pest."
709
00:32:41,329 --> 00:32:44,071
Now first of all, a woman
like you could never be a pest.
710
00:32:44,132 --> 00:32:46,339
You don't have the tone of voice for it.
711
00:32:46,401 --> 00:32:50,281
You know, you gotta have a
certain screechiness, you know?
712
00:32:50,338 --> 00:32:52,875
How did you hear that?
713
00:32:52,941 --> 00:32:55,421
"I meant it when I said
I don't need a commitment,
714
00:32:55,477 --> 00:32:56,956
"but there is a game being played
715
00:32:57,012 --> 00:32:59,356
I don't want to be any part of."
716
00:32:59,414 --> 00:33:03,453
- Okay, okay, stop.
- Who is Emmet?
717
00:33:03,518 --> 00:33:06,294
Nobody
718
00:33:06,354 --> 00:33:08,163
Some guy, my neighbor.
719
00:33:08,223 --> 00:33:10,260
You're having a fling
with your neighbor?
720
00:33:10,325 --> 00:33:11,633
Is he married?
721
00:33:11,693 --> 00:33:13,502
Divorced.
722
00:33:13,562 --> 00:33:14,802
T gotta get back to Work
723
00:33:14,863 --> 00:33:15,933
What work?
724
00:33:15,997 --> 00:33:17,977
How long you been dating this guy?
725
00:33:18,033 --> 00:33:20,445
Weeks, months?
726
00:33:20,502 --> 00:33:22,573
It's been seven, eight months.
727
00:33:22,637 --> 00:33:24,344
He's not your upstairs neighbor?
728
00:33:24,406 --> 00:33:25,578
What if he is?
729
00:33:25,640 --> 00:33:27,620
Bedroom isn't just above yours?
730
00:33:27,676 --> 00:33:28,916
It is.
731
00:33:28,977 --> 00:33:30,581
That's your trouble right there.
732
00:33:30,645 --> 00:33:33,854
So, when you're not out with
him, he says he's at home,
733
00:33:33,915 --> 00:33:36,657
you hear his bed springs creaking.
734
00:33:36,718 --> 00:33:40,689
He's got some other broad up there?
735
00:33:40,755 --> 00:33:43,429
So what do I do?
736
00:33:43,491 --> 00:33:45,493
You have to move...
737
00:33:45,560 --> 00:33:48,234
and you might want to put
up a couple more of those,
738
00:33:48,296 --> 00:33:51,300
my kids are about to show up.
739
00:33:51,366 --> 00:33:53,346
How do you know?
740
00:33:53,401 --> 00:33:54,880
I can feel them.
741
00:33:54,936 --> 00:33:56,347
Teri: All words have double meanings,
742
00:33:56,404 --> 00:34:00,147
even the small words all
bundled up in death and sex and-
743
00:34:00,208 --> 00:34:01,551
What is this?
744
00:34:01,610 --> 00:34:02,611
Just take a deep breath
745
00:34:02,677 --> 00:34:03,621
You're an asshole.
746
00:34:03,678 --> 00:34:04,952
Teri!
747
00:34:05,013 --> 00:34:07,289
Let her go!
748
00:34:07,349 --> 00:34:09,829
Do yourself a favor and
never have a daughter.
749
00:34:09,885 --> 00:34:12,456
Cuddliest little things
until about the age of 12,
750
00:34:12,520 --> 00:34:16,764
then be prepared to be banished forever.
751
00:34:16,825 --> 00:34:18,736
I once dodged a bullet from her.
752
00:34:18,793 --> 00:34:21,137
True story, not a figure of speech.
753
00:34:36,278 --> 00:34:38,986
Sorry, Dodge, she gets so emotional.
754
00:34:39,047 --> 00:34:42,221
Lei her be
755
00:34:42,284 --> 00:34:46,164
Ah, Tatiana, Annabel?
756
00:34:46,221 --> 00:34:47,791
This is my kid.
757
00:34:53,595 --> 00:34:55,666
- Thanks
- Mm-hmm
758
00:34:59,301 --> 00:35:02,475
I've been dreaming...
759
00:35:02,537 --> 00:35:04,710
that I can't sleep.
760
00:35:04,773 --> 00:35:09,483
I wake up exhausted every morning.
761
00:35:09,544 --> 00:35:11,387
I got this bag for you.
762
00:35:17,953 --> 00:35:20,490
Yeah
763
00:35:25,260 --> 00:35:27,740
All words have double meanings,
764
00:35:27,796 --> 00:35:31,642
even the littlest of ones.
765
00:35:31,700 --> 00:35:33,805
That's why you can't trust words, Henry.
766
00:35:56,591 --> 00:35:58,400
I got this for you, too.
767
00:35:58,460 --> 00:35:59,996
It's Spanish, antique.
768
00:36:15,944 --> 00:36:17,582
It's for food.
769
00:36:23,118 --> 00:36:25,598
I'm glad you're out.
770
00:36:32,460 --> 00:36:36,431
Women are the most
resilient of creatures.
771
00:36:36,498 --> 00:36:39,843
You can do anything you want to a woman,
772
00:36:39,901 --> 00:36:44,611
and maintain her respect.
773
00:36:44,672 --> 00:36:49,178
You can forget a romantic anniversary,
774
00:36:49,244 --> 00:36:52,487
you can cheat on her
with her best friend.
775
00:36:52,547 --> 00:36:55,289
You can pop her in the
rear once in a while
776
00:36:55,350 --> 00:36:59,821
just to change the pace of things.
777
00:36:59,888 --> 00:37:05,566
But you must never never
778
00:37:05,627 --> 00:37:09,165
let her smell your poop.
779
00:37:09,230 --> 00:37:12,211
This is my gift to you, son.
780
00:37:19,641 --> 00:37:23,054
Never forget it
781
00:37:23,111 --> 00:37:24,351
Thanks, Dad
782
00:37:24,412 --> 00:37:25,755
Keep it tight.
783
00:37:27,916 --> 00:37:29,361
I'll cherish it.
784
00:38:03,284 --> 00:38:04,957
You ready for another one?
785
00:38:07,555 --> 00:38:11,594
Do you mind if I ask you something?
786
00:38:11,659 --> 00:38:13,900
What's in the suitcase?
787
00:38:13,962 --> 00:38:15,464
Bones
788
00:38:15,530 --> 00:38:17,510
What is that, like,
slang for domino bones?
789
00:38:17,565 --> 00:38:19,044
Human
790
00:38:19,100 --> 00:38:21,603
Skeleton.
791
00:38:21,669 --> 00:38:25,446
So why does he like
- carries those around?
792
00:38:25,507 --> 00:38:27,544
Puts them together and
he takes them apart.
793
00:38:27,609 --> 00:38:30,613
Helps him relax.
794
00:38:30,678 --> 00:38:32,555
He used to be a science teacher.
795
00:38:44,592 --> 00:38:46,230
You okay?
796
00:38:51,199 --> 00:38:54,510
Are you close with your dad?
797
00:38:54,569 --> 00:38:56,310
He died last year.
798
00:38:56,371 --> 00:38:57,782
Thai sucks
799
00:38:57,839 --> 00:38:59,750
Yeah
800
00:39:01,743 --> 00:39:04,314
He had Alzheimer's.
801
00:39:04,379 --> 00:39:08,259
I spent all Christmas with
him watching soccer on TV.
802
00:39:08,316 --> 00:39:09,989
European League
803
00:39:10,051 --> 00:39:11,792
He had no idea who was playing.
804
00:39:11,853 --> 00:39:13,196
He'd start rooting for a team
805
00:39:13,254 --> 00:39:15,325
and them ask me who it was
806
00:39:15,390 --> 00:39:17,063
I'd leave the room and walk back in
807
00:39:17,125 --> 00:39:21,301
and he'd greet me with this huge smile.
808
00:39:21,362 --> 00:39:23,569
Ask me all sorts of questions.
809
00:39:23,631 --> 00:39:29,445
Soon enough he didn't know
who I was, what anything was.
810
00:39:29,504 --> 00:39:35,750
Suddenly you realize that
all we are is our memory.
811
00:39:35,810 --> 00:39:39,019
Life doesn't mean anything
unless you can remember it.
812
00:39:44,152 --> 00:39:47,395
Excuse me
813
00:39:47,455 --> 00:39:50,334
Hello?
814
00:39:50,391 --> 00:39:51,529
You Henry?
815
00:39:51,593 --> 00:39:53,095
Yeah
816
00:39:53,161 --> 00:39:55,107
It's your sister.
817
00:39:59,167 --> 00:40:00,874
Nice going.
818
00:40:00,935 --> 00:40:03,745
Because he wanted to surprise you.
819
00:40:03,805 --> 00:40:06,877
Look, Teri, I'm still trying
to figure this out myself, okay?
820
00:40:06,941 --> 00:40:08,420
How many years ago was that?
821
00:40:08,476 --> 00:40:11,252
The man beat me, too, but I got over it.
822
00:40:11,312 --> 00:40:12,814
You stole his Cadillac and he got mad
823
00:40:12,880 --> 00:40:14,518
and so he shaved your head
while you were sleeping.
824
00:40:14,582 --> 00:40:15,788
It wasn't the most fatherly thing to do,
825
00:40:15,850 --> 00:40:18,660
but it happened
826
00:40:18,720 --> 00:40:20,757
Okay, I'll be right over.
827
00:40:22,757 --> 00:40:24,202
Family.
828
00:40:38,606 --> 00:40:40,313
What was that for?
829
00:40:40,375 --> 00:40:41,581
In case I get Alzheimer's
830
00:40:41,643 --> 00:40:43,884
and I forget that I
really wanted to do that.
831
00:41:11,606 --> 00:41:12,550
Hey, guys!
832
00:41:12,607 --> 00:41:13,950
- Hey, June!
- How you doing, girl?
833
00:41:14,008 --> 00:41:15,817
Oh, you know, can't complain.
834
00:41:15,877 --> 00:41:17,379
How's the acid reflux?
835
00:41:17,445 --> 00:41:18,788
Way better.
836
00:41:18,846 --> 00:41:20,416
I switched to white
wine like you suggested,
837
00:41:20,481 --> 00:41:23,428
and, oh, my God, huge difference.
838
00:41:23,484 --> 00:41:24,588
Well, I told you.
839
00:41:24,652 --> 00:41:26,825
Yeah, but I gotta admit...
840
00:41:26,888 --> 00:41:28,595
I'm still eating chocolate.
841
00:41:28,656 --> 00:41:30,499
Well, some things you
just can't give up.
842
00:41:30,558 --> 00:41:35,735
I know, I mean, I've cut way
down, but it's just so hard.
843
00:41:35,797 --> 00:41:37,435
Y'all feeling limber tonight?
844
00:41:37,498 --> 00:41:39,136
Ready for trouble, baby.
845
00:41:39,200 --> 00:41:41,510
Oh, well, have fun.
846
00:41:48,509 --> 00:41:49,749
Hey Mr Trombone
847
00:41:49,811 --> 00:41:51,347
How you doing, sweetheart?
848
00:41:51,412 --> 00:41:52,755
Not too shabby.
849
00:41:52,814 --> 00:41:54,350
Where's the missus?
850
00:41:54,415 --> 00:41:56,156
Aw, she's upset with me.
851
00:41:56,217 --> 00:41:57,992
Oh, what did you do this time?
852
00:41:58,052 --> 00:42:00,589
Don't don't
- don't get me started.
853
00:42:00,655 --> 00:42:03,158
I took her to the race
track, Hollywood Park?
854
00:42:03,224 --> 00:42:04,396
Yeah?
855
00:42:04,459 --> 00:42:06,268
I like to humor her with some bets
856
00:42:06,327 --> 00:42:08,898
and she always picks the
horse with the cutest name.
857
00:42:08,963 --> 00:42:11,000
I mean, Fluffy Banana.
858
00:42:11,065 --> 00:42:12,669
Who the hell names
their horse that, huh?
859
00:42:12,734 --> 00:42:14,509
I mean it kind of
makes you wonder, right?
860
00:42:14,569 --> 00:42:16,173
So you didn't place the bet?
861
00:42:16,237 --> 00:42:19,548
No, I couldn't, you know, I
put the money on Silver Prelude,
862
00:42:19,607 --> 00:42:21,280
now that's one hell of a damn horse.
863
00:42:21,342 --> 00:42:23,049
You know, you've been through
this before, Mr. Trombone.
864
00:42:23,111 --> 00:42:27,821
That son of a bitch beats
my horse out by a nose
865
00:42:27,882 --> 00:42:29,793
in a photo finish.
866
00:42:29,851 --> 00:42:31,853
Muriel almost crapped her pants.
867
00:42:31,919 --> 00:42:34,866
30 to 1 odds on Fluffy Banana.
868
00:42:34,922 --> 00:42:38,563
I mean, how could I put
money on a horse like that?
869
00:42:38,626 --> 00:42:42,438
Aw, I'm sorry, Mr. Trombone.
870
00:42:42,497 --> 00:42:45,239
Ah, anyway, you know Muriel.
871
00:42:45,299 --> 00:42:46,573
I'm getting the treatment.
872
00:42:46,634 --> 00:42:48,875
Yeah, she'll come around.
873
00:42:48,936 --> 00:42:49,880
She always does.
874
00:42:49,937 --> 00:42:51,382
At least the house is quiet.
875
00:42:51,439 --> 00:42:52,747
I got that to look forward to,
876
00:42:52,807 --> 00:42:55,083
and I, you know, I got my health.
877
00:42:55,143 --> 00:42:56,417
Have you lost weight?
878
00:42:56,477 --> 00:42:59,515
Yeah, maybe, I mean she hasn't
fed me since that happened.
879
00:42:59,580 --> 00:43:02,288
But, you know, I'll
probably put it back on.
880
00:43:02,350 --> 00:43:03,693
Don't worry.
881
00:43:03,751 --> 00:43:05,287
I'm not.
882
00:43:05,353 --> 00:43:06,855
Have fun tonight.
883
00:43:06,921 --> 00:43:08,662
You too sweetheart
884
00:43:12,560 --> 00:43:14,233
You should probably wear this.
885
00:43:16,731 --> 00:43:18,904
Hey, guys, it's members-only night.
886
00:43:18,966 --> 00:43:20,104
Well, that's a good thing,
887
00:43:20,168 --> 00:43:21,340
because this is a
members-only hold-up.
888
00:43:21,402 --> 00:43:22,881
- Jesus Christ!
- Jesus Christ!
889
00:43:22,937 --> 00:43:25,816
Wallets, purses, jewelry, go, go, go!
890
00:43:27,942 --> 00:43:29,012
Hey, you should probably put that on
891
00:43:29,076 --> 00:43:30,749
or she's gonna pick
you out in a line-up.
892
00:43:30,812 --> 00:43:32,189
It takes an average of 15 seconds
893
00:43:32,246 --> 00:43:34,522
to form a personal picture
of someone in a crisis.
894
00:43:34,582 --> 00:43:35,925
Or would you rather I just shoot her?
895
00:43:35,983 --> 00:43:37,121
Jesus Christ, put it on!
896
00:43:37,185 --> 00:43:38,562
No, no, no, don't, don't, don't.
897
00:43:38,619 --> 00:43:39,859
I'll put it on, you don't
have to do that- -why-
898
00:43:39,921 --> 00:43:41,958
Shut up, why don't you just
go watch the door, okay?
899
00:43:42,023 --> 00:43:43,468
Right.
900
00:43:43,524 --> 00:43:47,631
Hey, fill up this bag, fill
it up, watches, watches, okay?
901
00:43:47,695 --> 00:43:48,639
Here
902
00:43:48,696 --> 00:43:50,175
No, not that one, the gold one.
903
00:43:50,231 --> 00:43:51,369
Okay
904
00:43:51,432 --> 00:43:52,638
Okay were you go
905
00:43:52,700 --> 00:43:54,111
What the hell would I want
to do with a plastic watch?
906
00:43:54,168 --> 00:43:56,079
I don't know.
907
00:43:56,137 --> 00:43:58,447
Hey,hey, what are you doing?
908
00:43:58,506 --> 00:43:59,712
I told you to go watch the door.
909
00:43:59,774 --> 00:44:01,185
I don't want to have to kill this bitch.
910
00:44:01,242 --> 00:44:02,414
No, no, don't
- don't, don't kill her.
911
00:44:02,477 --> 00:44:04,923
Not that door, go park your
ass in front of the curtain,
912
00:44:04,979 --> 00:44:06,185
make sure nobody is peeking in.
913
00:44:09,417 --> 00:44:10,919
Ah, phones, too, the phones?
914
00:44:10,985 --> 00:44:12,931
Oh here
915
00:44:12,987 --> 00:44:16,059
Great, great, you're doing great.
916
00:44:16,123 --> 00:44:20,594
You've got great eyes, by the way.
917
00:44:20,661 --> 00:44:23,403
Yeah, they just hit you like, bam!
918
00:44:23,464 --> 00:44:26,206
Spring-loaded glove
to the face, ha-ha-ha!
919
00:44:26,267 --> 00:44:28,076
I'm sure you've heard
that before, though.
920
00:44:28,135 --> 00:44:29,443
Please don't hurt me, okay?
921
00:44:29,504 --> 00:44:30,983
I just work here part-time.
922
00:44:31,038 --> 00:44:32,984
Well, what do you want to be?
923
00:44:33,040 --> 00:44:35,213
I'm studying to be a dental hygienist.
924
00:44:35,276 --> 00:44:36,812
What are the chances, he's a dentist.
925
00:44:36,878 --> 00:44:38,118
I'm a dentist.
926
00:44:38,179 --> 00:44:39,157
Hey, by the way, how
are we looking in there?
927
00:44:39,213 --> 00:44:40,317
I
- I don't know.
928
00:44:40,381 --> 00:44:41,553
Why don't you check, Einstein?
929
00:44:41,616 --> 00:44:42,959
Make sure nobody�s peeking in, okay?
930
00:45:04,939 --> 00:45:06,714
What?
931
00:45:14,248 --> 00:45:17,627
Can you believe these perverts?
932
00:45:17,685 --> 00:45:19,562
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
933
00:45:19,620 --> 00:45:20,963
I doubt it.
934
00:45:21,022 --> 00:45:22,626
Aldo always says I don't
see the big picture,
935
00:45:22,690 --> 00:45:24,931
well, now I see it and it's panoramic.
936
00:45:24,992 --> 00:45:26,232
What's panoramic?
937
00:45:26,294 --> 00:45:27,932
You know, like a wide-screen
TV with the black bars
938
00:45:27,995 --> 00:45:29,235
at the top and the bottom.
939
00:45:29,297 --> 00:45:30,833
Yeah, I know what the word means.
940
00:45:30,898 --> 00:45:33,105
All right, then let's take
some pictures of these yahoos.
941
00:45:33,167 --> 00:45:34,612
We already have their
names and addresses.
942
00:45:34,669 --> 00:45:36,615
I will bet they would pay
beaucoup bucks to make sure
943
00:45:36,671 --> 00:45:38,582
those pictures don't get
to their kids' schools,
944
00:45:38,639 --> 00:45:40,949
their bosses and whatnot.
945
00:45:41,008 --> 00:45:43,045
Why don't you just let them be, okay?
946
00:45:43,110 --> 00:45:45,090
Because blackmail never works.
947
00:45:45,146 --> 00:45:46,284
What do you know about it?
948
00:45:46,347 --> 00:45:47,758
Because I tried it once in high school.
949
00:45:47,815 --> 00:45:49,488
You should listen to her.
950
00:45:49,550 --> 00:45:51,530
- Take your clothes off.
- What?
951
00:45:51,586 --> 00:45:52,530
- Get in there.
- What are you doing?
952
00:45:52,587 --> 00:45:54,089
This is a robbery, people!
953
00:45:54,155 --> 00:45:55,395
What are you doing?
954
00:46:00,428 --> 00:46:02,339
All right, get in there, take 'em off.
955
00:46:02,396 --> 00:46:03,431
She just Works here Why does she have to
956
00:46:03,497 --> 00:46:04,669
take off her clothes?
957
00:46:04,732 --> 00:46:06,302
Because I want to see
what she looks like.
958
00:46:06,367 --> 00:46:07,971
I am not taking off my clothes.
959
00:46:08,035 --> 00:46:09,946
Okay, look, listen, just-
960
00:46:10,004 --> 00:46:12,712
All right, leave her be,
I'll take my clothes off.
961
00:46:12,773 --> 00:46:15,777
Why would I want you to
take off your clothes?
962
00:46:15,843 --> 00:46:16,981
True
963
00:46:17,044 --> 00:46:18,523
Well, if you're gonna pick on somebody,
964
00:46:18,579 --> 00:46:19,922
pick on that guy over there.
965
00:46:19,981 --> 00:46:21,119
Why him?
966
00:46:21,182 --> 00:46:22,684
He looks mean.
967
00:46:22,750 --> 00:46:26,789
No,see, I like his girlfriend.
968
00:46:26,854 --> 00:46:28,197
That is not his girlfriend.
969
00:46:28,255 --> 00:46:30,826
Hey, you, come here!
970
00:46:30,891 --> 00:46:33,462
- Me?
- Yes, you.
971
00:46:37,431 --> 00:46:39,104
- Let's be gentlemen about...
- Hey, shut up
972
00:46:39,166 --> 00:46:42,272
Yes you come here come on sugar ms
973
00:46:42,336 --> 00:46:43,838
We don't have all day.
974
00:46:43,904 --> 00:46:45,315
Don't call her sugar tits!
975
00:46:49,310 --> 00:46:51,256
You think that's loaded?
976
00:46:51,312 --> 00:46:52,518
What am I, stupid?
977
00:46:52,580 --> 00:46:54,992
You're just saying that.
978
00:46:55,049 --> 00:46:57,188
That one's for show, this one's loaded.
979
00:46:57,251 --> 00:46:59,595
So if I squeeze this
trigger, nothing happens?
980
00:46:59,654 --> 00:47:01,292
Squeeze away compadre.
981
00:47:06,927 --> 00:47:09,032
Damn it
982
00:47:10,965 --> 00:47:13,468
All right, doll face,
let's see what you got.
983
00:47:16,537 --> 00:47:17,914
Leave her alone!
984
00:47:19,440 --> 00:47:22,148
Get out of here, run, everybody run!
985
00:47:25,513 --> 00:47:26,924
Oh, my God, is that you?
986
00:47:26,981 --> 00:47:29,359
No no shh
987
00:47:29,417 --> 00:47:32,694
So you know about Otis?
988
00:47:32,753 --> 00:47:34,323
Is that really you?
989
00:47:34,388 --> 00:47:36,561
No no Karen no that's moi me
990
00:47:36,624 --> 00:47:38,831
This isn't me.
991
00:47:38,893 --> 00:47:41,499
It's not what it looks like.
992
00:47:41,562 --> 00:47:43,132
I am so ashamed.
993
00:47:43,197 --> 00:47:44,801
No, no, don't cry, Karen-
994
00:47:44,865 --> 00:47:46,538
No, no, no, not here.
995
00:47:46,600 --> 00:47:48,807
But when those guys came into the bar,
996
00:47:48,869 --> 00:47:50,871
before I realized it was you,
997
00:47:50,938 --> 00:47:52,679
a single thought came into my head.
998
00:47:52,740 --> 00:47:53,980
First I thought terrorists,
999
00:47:54,041 --> 00:47:56,112
but then it just hit me, like a hammer,
1000
00:47:56,177 --> 00:47:58,123
and everything became clear.
1001
00:47:58,179 --> 00:48:01,717
I have been so misguided and so selfish,
1002
00:48:01,782 --> 00:48:04,661
telling myself that I need
something more from life,
1003
00:48:04,719 --> 00:48:07,928
something dangerous, something exciting,
1004
00:48:07,988 --> 00:48:10,696
and you are the most exciting thing
1005
00:48:10,758 --> 00:48:13,170
that's ever happened to me
1006
00:48:27,708 --> 00:48:29,187
Okay, I'm here, you big baby.
1007
00:48:31,579 --> 00:48:32,751
You set me up?
1008
00:48:32,813 --> 00:48:34,156
I didn't know she was gonna do that.
1009
00:48:34,215 --> 00:48:36,161
Now get off him.
1010
00:48:36,217 --> 00:48:37,696
- Oh, shit, she's a cop.
- Ex-cop.
1011
00:48:37,752 --> 00:48:38,696
- You ripped off a cop?
- Ex-cop.
1012
00:48:38,753 --> 00:48:40,061
I didn't know.
1013
00:48:40,121 --> 00:48:41,725
How stupid could you be?
1014
00:48:41,789 --> 00:48:43,325
Can I just say you look
really great from this angle?
1015
00:48:43,390 --> 00:48:44,926
See where your hand is, that's a felony.
1016
00:48:44,992 --> 00:48:46,437
I was right, though: real.
1017
00:48:46,494 --> 00:48:47,700
This better be intact.
1018
00:48:47,762 --> 00:48:49,366
I swear, I didn't touch it.
1019
00:48:49,430 --> 00:48:50,500
The cash I did spend.
1020
00:48:50,564 --> 00:48:52,703
It was an emergency, I'm so sorry.
1021
00:48:52,767 --> 00:48:54,474
You spent her cash on Dodge?
1022
00:48:54,535 --> 00:48:55,639
Hit him again.
1023
00:48:55,703 --> 00:48:56,773
Hey, stop trying to help me, honestly.
1024
00:48:56,837 --> 00:48:58,714
Is that me, where is it?
1025
00:48:58,773 --> 00:49:01,344
Yeah, it's right there.
1026
00:49:01,408 --> 00:49:04,480
Sam, hold on one sec.
1027
00:49:04,545 --> 00:49:05,683
Oh, really?
1028
00:49:05,746 --> 00:49:06,986
Stay
1029
00:49:09,683 --> 00:49:11,321
He fessed up to the whole thing.
1030
00:49:11,385 --> 00:49:12,591
What, to you?
1031
00:49:12,653 --> 00:49:14,496
No, he fessed up to his wife.
1032
00:49:14,555 --> 00:49:15,659
How do you know?
1033
00:49:15,723 --> 00:49:18,169
He came clean, soup to
nuts, and she forgave him.
1034
00:49:18,225 --> 00:49:19,636
She forgave him?
1035
00:49:19,693 --> 00:49:20,967
That's not all.
1036
00:49:21,028 --> 00:49:22,598
In the scuffle, a gunshot went off,
1037
00:49:22,663 --> 00:49:24,404
and guess whose leg
got hit with the bullet?
1038
00:49:24,465 --> 00:49:25,409
The wife's lover.
1039
00:49:25,466 --> 00:49:26,444
Bingo.
1040
00:49:26,500 --> 00:49:27,672
Okay, so we got him on manslaughter.
1041
00:49:27,735 --> 00:49:28,975
No, an accident.
1042
00:49:29,036 --> 00:49:30,174
Oh. come on.
1043
00:49:30,237 --> 00:49:31,841
I have a room full of naked witnesses
1044
00:49:31,906 --> 00:49:32,941
to corroborate it.
1045
00:49:33,007 --> 00:49:34,145
Why are they naked?
1046
00:49:34,208 --> 00:49:35,278
Wait until you get a load of this.
1047
00:49:35,342 --> 00:49:38,448
There is a nudist ping-pong
club in Silver Lake.
1048
00:49:38,512 --> 00:49:40,082
The shooting was at the Cracker Shack?
1049
00:49:40,147 --> 00:49:41,319
You've been there?
1050
00:49:41,382 --> 00:49:43,259
No, I've just seen the sign driving by.
1051
00:49:43,317 --> 00:49:45,024
There is no sign, it's members-only.
1052
00:49:45,085 --> 00:49:47,156
What can I tell you, I love ping-pong.
1053
00:49:54,061 --> 00:49:58,840
A Chopin martini up,
olives, not dirty, bruised.
1054
00:49:58,899 --> 00:50:00,503
Two
1055
00:50:05,406 --> 00:50:07,682
I felt really bad stealing from you,
1056
00:50:07,741 --> 00:50:09,880
but I just want to say one thing.
1057
00:50:09,944 --> 00:50:11,446
What?
1058
00:50:11,512 --> 00:50:14,823
I bet you're the kind of
woman that looks great naked.
1059
00:50:14,882 --> 00:50:17,158
Unbelievable, that sounds
like the guys from my work.
1060
00:50:17,218 --> 00:50:18,856
Better than you can ever imagine.
1061
00:50:18,919 --> 00:50:20,728
I have a highly developed imagination.
1062
00:50:20,788 --> 00:50:23,496
Oh, barf city, Greedo,
you're killing me.
1063
00:50:23,557 --> 00:50:26,265
I mean way beyond.
1064
00:50:26,327 --> 00:50:28,034
But you'll never know.
1065
00:50:28,095 --> 00:50:29,768
Oh poor baby
1066
00:50:29,830 --> 00:50:32,071
Turned down by Officer Mucha Muchacha.
1067
00:50:32,132 --> 00:50:33,543
Shut up.
1068
00:50:33,601 --> 00:50:35,512
Golly, articulate.
1069
00:50:35,569 --> 00:50:36,513
Thank you
1070
00:50:36,570 --> 00:50:37,708
Shut up.
1071
00:50:37,771 --> 00:50:39,182
So willing to engage.
1072
00:50:43,043 --> 00:50:46,115
You do, however, owe me big time.
1073
00:50:46,180 --> 00:50:47,284
Anything, name it.
1074
00:50:47,348 --> 00:50:48,554
You know a bar called
the Bigfoot Lodge?
1075
00:50:48,616 --> 00:50:49,560
- Cop bar?
- Mm-hm.
1076
00:50:49,617 --> 00:50:50,687
What of it?
1077
00:50:50,751 --> 00:50:52,025
I want you to pick a
cop's wallet for me.
1078
00:50:52,086 --> 00:50:53,292
Intriguing, is this
like some kind of test,
1079
00:50:53,354 --> 00:50:54,389
pick a cop's wallet?
1080
00:50:54,455 --> 00:50:55,832
Not just any cop, my ex-husband
1081
00:50:55,890 --> 00:50:57,494
Wow, this idea keeps sounding worse.
1082
00:50:57,558 --> 00:50:58,832
Why, he won't pay alimony?
1083
00:50:58,893 --> 00:51:00,167
Well, he has a picture
he won't give back
1084
00:51:00,227 --> 00:51:01,501
and he keeps showing all his friends.
1085
00:51:01,562 --> 00:51:03,041
It's really starting to piss me off.
1086
00:51:03,097 --> 00:51:04,405
Are you naked in it?
1087
00:51:04,465 --> 00:51:05,910
What's with the one-track mind?
1088
00:51:05,966 --> 00:51:08,173
Maybe
1089
00:51:08,235 --> 00:51:10,579
If I steal it, am I allowed to see it?
1090
00:51:10,638 --> 00:51:12,948
You're not exactly in a
position to negotiate here.
1091
00:51:13,007 --> 00:51:14,543
Hope strings eternal.
1092
00:51:14,608 --> 00:51:16,588
Okay, who writes your dialogue?
1093
00:51:16,644 --> 00:51:17,987
Okay, you steal it first,
1094
00:51:18,045 --> 00:51:19,956
you get it back to me
without him noticing,
1095
00:51:20,014 --> 00:51:21,618
then we will discuss further terms.
1096
00:51:21,682 --> 00:51:25,858
But first, we gotta make a stop.
1097
00:51:25,920 --> 00:51:27,297
- Yes.
- Thank you.
1098
00:51:27,354 --> 00:51:28,992
Yes
1099
00:51:41,702 --> 00:51:44,706
Yeah, I think you can give
her a little more considering.
1100
00:51:44,772 --> 00:51:46,752
Sorry for the inconvenience.
1101
00:51:46,807 --> 00:51:48,252
So where's this Bigfoot?
1102
00:51:48,309 --> 00:51:50,186
It doesn't get going for another hour.
1103
00:51:50,244 --> 00:51:52,815
What do undercover
detectives do for fun?
1104
00:51:52,880 --> 00:51:54,052
Teach me to shoot some pool.
1105
00:51:54,114 --> 00:51:55,286
Him?
1106
00:51:55,349 --> 00:51:56,623
I taught him everything he knows.
1107
00:51:56,684 --> 00:51:58,595
She's right, you guys start without me.
1108
00:51:58,652 --> 00:52:00,325
First round of beer is on me.
1109
00:52:00,387 --> 00:52:01,422
Is he gonna make a run for it?
1110
00:52:01,488 --> 00:52:03,297
Nah, he's totally dishonest
1111
00:52:03,357 --> 00:52:04,597
until he gives you his word,
1112
00:52:04,658 --> 00:52:07,468
then he's the most loyal
puppy dog in the world.
1113
00:52:07,528 --> 00:52:08,632
Thanks
1114
00:52:11,732 --> 00:52:12,972
What's a smart girl like you doing
1115
00:52:13,033 --> 00:52:16,173
taking off her clothes
for pocket change?
1116
00:52:16,236 --> 00:52:17,340
What's a smart girl like you doing
1117
00:52:17,404 --> 00:52:19,748
playing cops and robbers?
1118
00:52:19,807 --> 00:52:21,787
I need the medical.
1119
00:52:21,909 --> 00:52:23,980
Profound me too
1120
00:52:24,044 --> 00:52:25,318
Go for the three
1121
00:52:28,849 --> 00:52:31,090
Is he really a good photographer?
1122
00:52:31,151 --> 00:52:33,654
His portraits are surprisingly good.
1123
00:52:33,721 --> 00:52:35,325
It's impossible for people
to not let their guard down
1124
00:52:35,389 --> 00:52:37,266
around him, it's weird.
1125
00:52:37,324 --> 00:52:40,464
So if he asks to take
your picture, beware.
1126
00:52:40,527 --> 00:52:41,597
Don't do it?
1127
00:52:41,662 --> 00:52:43,539
No, do it
1128
00:52:43,597 --> 00:52:45,133
but you've been warned.
1129
00:52:52,272 --> 00:52:53,649
Who is teaching me
here, you or your sister?
1130
00:52:53,707 --> 00:52:56,745
go for the ten,
1131
00:52:56,810 --> 00:52:58,483
You're not going for the ten, are you?
1132
00:52:58,545 --> 00:52:59,649
Leave her alone.
1133
00:52:59,713 --> 00:53:00,987
The nine is all set up.
1134
00:53:01,048 --> 00:53:02,686
Who is teaching me
here, you or your sister?
1135
00:53:02,750 --> 00:53:04,388
I thought you asked me.
1136
00:53:04,451 --> 00:53:06,829
Come on, pilgrim, go
get us another round.
1137
00:53:12,693 --> 00:53:14,331
Who's the shark here?
1138
00:53:14,395 --> 00:53:16,136
Beginner's luck.
1139
00:53:16,196 --> 00:53:18,733
You're full of shit, Detective.
1140
00:53:29,076 --> 00:53:31,181
- Doing the sweet slide.
- Thin Cap.
1141
00:53:31,245 --> 00:53:32,349
- Erin Yorkid.
- Thin Kitty.
1142
00:53:32,413 --> 00:53:33,357
Getting the little man
in the boat to go fishing.
1143
00:53:33,414 --> 00:53:35,416
- You made that up.
- Sounds legit to me.
1144
00:53:35,482 --> 00:53:36,460
Oh, God!
1145
00:53:41,055 --> 00:53:42,432
Okay, checking for depth.
1146
00:53:42,489 --> 00:53:43,900
Cleaning my fur coat.
1147
00:53:43,957 --> 00:53:45,163
Petting the petunia.
1148
00:53:45,225 --> 00:53:46,295
Baby in the kitty.
1149
00:53:46,360 --> 00:53:47,634
I already said it.
1150
00:53:50,831 --> 00:53:52,970
Okay, automatic pilot.
1151
00:53:53,033 --> 00:53:54,410
Uh, finding yourself.
1152
00:53:54,468 --> 00:53:55,879
Digging for gold.
1153
00:53:55,936 --> 00:53:57,210
Gilding a lily.
1154
00:53:57,271 --> 00:53:58,511
Letting your fingers do the walking.
1155
00:53:58,572 --> 00:53:59,880
Coming into your own.
1156
00:53:59,940 --> 00:54:01,078
Tickling my fancy.
1157
00:54:01,141 --> 00:54:02,848
Uh, uh, spelunking in the mystery cave.
1158
00:54:02,910 --> 00:54:04,583
- Time!
- What?
1159
00:54:04,645 --> 00:54:05,783
Spelunking in the mystery cave.
1160
00:54:05,846 --> 00:54:06,847
Let's go steal a wallet.
1161
00:54:06,914 --> 00:54:08,154
That's moi a Word
1162
00:54:08,215 --> 00:54:09,592
It's a word, it means exploring.
1163
00:54:15,289 --> 00:54:17,200
Okay, triple or nothing.
1164
00:54:17,257 --> 00:54:18,861
No, I say we pick this up later.
1165
00:54:18,926 --> 00:54:23,507
Let's go steal a wallet.
1166
00:54:23,564 --> 00:54:24,838
That's mine.
1167
00:54:24,898 --> 00:54:26,468
Thank you
1168
00:54:44,184 --> 00:54:47,427
So we should just sit down and,uh...
1169
00:54:47,488 --> 00:54:49,490
can I get you a drink?
1170
00:54:49,556 --> 00:54:51,866
Anything, as long as it's whiskey.
1171
00:54:51,925 --> 00:54:54,030
Two Macallans, rocks
1172
00:54:54,094 --> 00:54:57,200
I just had a near-death
experience, officer.
1173
00:54:57,264 --> 00:54:58,572
Yes, you did.
1174
00:54:58,632 --> 00:55:00,202
Uh, Detective.
1175
00:55:00,267 --> 00:55:01,507
It's the kind of thing
you imagine happens
1176
00:55:01,568 --> 00:55:03,878
to somebody else, never you.
1177
00:55:03,937 --> 00:55:05,348
It can be very traumatic.
1178
00:55:05,405 --> 00:55:08,352
I read somewhere that when
something horrible happens,
1179
00:55:08,408 --> 00:55:10,217
you know, like a senseless tragedy
1180
00:55:10,277 --> 00:55:12,883
or a terrorist attack or, you know,
1181
00:55:12,946 --> 00:55:14,823
an incident where you suddenly realize
1182
00:55:14,882 --> 00:55:18,887
that you could die that very instant,
1183
00:55:18,952 --> 00:55:23,662
that all you want to do
suddenly is eat and drink
1184
00:55:23,724 --> 00:55:27,672
and smoke and have sex
1185
00:55:27,728 --> 00:55:28,900
Is that how you feel?
1186
00:55:28,962 --> 00:55:30,270
No
1187
00:55:30,330 --> 00:55:31,468
Well, it could take a
little while to kick in,
1188
00:55:31,532 --> 00:55:32,875
you're still on shock
1189
00:55:32,933 --> 00:55:34,139
You know, that's what
they mean when they say
1190
00:55:34,201 --> 00:55:36,681
life is cheap in all those
third-world countries.
1191
00:55:36,737 --> 00:55:38,910
But they just keep on
drinking and screwing.
1192
00:55:38,972 --> 00:55:40,451
Even in India where
they just did this study
1193
00:55:40,507 --> 00:55:44,319
that the average penis is
shorter than in other places.
1194
00:55:44,378 --> 00:55:45,584
Did you read that?
1195
00:55:45,646 --> 00:55:46,818
I can't say that I have.
1196
00:55:46,880 --> 00:55:49,258
Okay, the BBC reported
that condoms made according
1197
00:55:49,316 --> 00:55:51,762
to international sizes
are just too large
1198
00:55:51,818 --> 00:55:53,559
for most Indian men.
1199
00:56:04,264 --> 00:56:05,402
She'll have another one.
1200
00:56:05,465 --> 00:56:08,571
Actually make it two.
1201
00:56:08,635 --> 00:56:11,707
So, you had some more questions for me?
1202
00:56:11,772 --> 00:56:13,615
Yes, basic stuff.
1203
00:56:13,674 --> 00:56:16,416
I just don't want to miss
anything on my report.
1204
00:56:16,476 --> 00:56:18,387
It's so lucky you were right outside
1205
00:56:18,445 --> 00:56:20,152
when that gun went off.
1206
00:56:20,214 --> 00:56:22,660
Not just luck, I was
there on a case, June.
1207
00:56:22,716 --> 00:56:24,252
I was following one of the perps.
1208
00:56:24,318 --> 00:56:25,319
Do you mind if I call you June?
1209
00:56:25,385 --> 00:56:27,661
What I don't understand
is why he wanted me
1210
00:56:27,721 --> 00:56:29,394
to take off my domes
1211
00:56:29,456 --> 00:56:31,231
I mean, you're right in
the middle of a robbery,
1212
00:56:31,291 --> 00:56:34,738
adrenaline pumping violence, greed.
1213
00:56:34,795 --> 00:56:39,107
Do you really have time to stop
and admire a girl's cha-cha?
1214
00:56:39,166 --> 00:56:42,477
These guys they're psychopaths
1215
00:56:42,536 --> 00:56:43,742
Yeah
1216
00:56:43,804 --> 00:56:45,181
They get off on fear and entry
1217
00:56:45,239 --> 00:56:46,775
What I don't understand
is the coincidence
1218
00:56:46,840 --> 00:56:49,116
of Nick's ex being there.
1219
00:56:49,176 --> 00:56:52,020
Uh, who are you talking about, Silas?
1220
00:56:52,079 --> 00:56:53,615
Salazar.
1221
00:56:53,680 --> 00:56:54,681
Never heard of him.
1222
00:56:54,748 --> 00:56:56,591
No, I'm Salazar, Samuel Salazar.
1223
00:56:56,650 --> 00:56:58,129
The perp's name is Billy.
1224
00:56:58,185 --> 00:57:00,290
Karen is the other perp's wife, Nick.
1225
00:57:00,354 --> 00:57:02,766
Oh yeah Karen
1226
00:57:02,823 --> 00:57:04,131
She's his ex?
1227
00:57:04,191 --> 00:57:05,397
They're still married.
1228
00:57:05,459 --> 00:57:06,529
Have you seen them there before?
1229
00:57:06,593 --> 00:57:07,594
Never
1230
00:57:07,661 --> 00:57:09,641
Otis seems to have a lot
of luck bringing women
1231
00:57:09,696 --> 00:57:12,506
there on their first date.
1232
00:57:12,566 --> 00:57:14,512
It takes a certain
kind of, I don't know,
1233
00:57:14,568 --> 00:57:17,412
je ne sais quoi to bring a first date
1234
00:57:17,471 --> 00:57:19,849
to a nudist ping-pong bar.
1235
00:57:19,906 --> 00:57:21,112
Would you?
1236
00:57:21,174 --> 00:57:22,744
I'm not much of a player.
1237
00:57:22,809 --> 00:57:25,415
Unless he couldn't help himself.
1238
00:57:25,479 --> 00:57:26,685
Otis?
1239
00:57:26,747 --> 00:57:27,885
BMW the perp
1240
00:57:27,948 --> 00:57:29,791
Maybe he just couldn't help himself
1241
00:57:29,850 --> 00:57:31,761
and that's why he was
willing to throw away
1242
00:57:31,818 --> 00:57:33,764
all that careful planning,
1243
00:57:33,820 --> 00:57:37,063
just to get a peek at
me in my birthday suit.
1244
00:57:37,124 --> 00:57:40,970
It's kind of like a
Greek myth, you know?
1245
00:57:41,028 --> 00:57:43,235
I think you're
romanticizing it a little,
1246
00:57:43,297 --> 00:57:45,800
which is perfectly natural.
1247
00:57:45,866 --> 00:57:48,472
I don't think that he planned
it all that thoroughly.
1248
00:57:48,535 --> 00:57:50,481
I hear the words coming out of my mouth
1249
00:57:50,537 --> 00:57:51,948
and I want to cry,
1250
00:57:52,005 --> 00:57:54,076
but I can't remember
the last time I cried.
1251
00:57:54,141 --> 00:57:56,212
I make eye Contact and
not when I'm supposed to,
1252
00:57:56,276 --> 00:57:57,880
spewing platitudes plausible enough
1253
00:57:57,944 --> 00:57:59,514
right after the baby is born.
1254
00:57:59,579 --> 00:58:01,388
but what I really
want to say to her is-
1255
00:58:01,448 --> 00:58:03,792
Did I mention you
set my heart a-flutter
1256
00:58:03,850 --> 00:58:06,729
and make me feel all funny inside?
1257
00:58:06,787 --> 00:58:08,266
Heaven forbid I go through with it.
1258
00:58:08,322 --> 00:58:10,598
I'm the kind of guy who
always bets on the wrong horse.
1259
00:58:10,657 --> 00:58:13,661
Me, Samuel Salazar, at your service.
1260
00:58:13,727 --> 00:58:16,071
They say women forget the
physical pain of childbirth
1261
00:58:16,129 --> 00:58:17,836
right after the baby is born.
1262
00:58:17,898 --> 00:58:19,434
That's how come they
can start all over again,
1263
00:58:19,499 --> 00:58:20,876
have another child.
1264
00:58:20,934 --> 00:58:22,379
I guess I'm not like a woman at all,
1265
00:58:22,436 --> 00:58:24,177
because I have a crystal clear memory
1266
00:58:24,237 --> 00:58:26,308
of every heartbreak I've
suffered since the age of nine.
1267
00:58:26,373 --> 00:58:28,284
I was only conversational then.
1268
00:58:28,342 --> 00:58:31,289
Still, I can't help but
wonder if this could be
1269
00:58:31,345 --> 00:58:33,256
a true happy ending,
1270
00:58:33,313 --> 00:58:36,817
or one more false hope.
1271
00:58:36,883 --> 00:58:38,294
It's like a traffic accident,
1272
00:58:38,352 --> 00:58:40,093
I know I shouldn't look,
but I can't turn away,
1273
00:58:40,153 --> 00:58:42,394
because in my heart of
hearts, wherever that is,
1274
00:58:42,456 --> 00:58:45,994
I know the answer does
not lie within words,
1275
00:58:46,059 --> 00:58:47,663
but within her eyes.
1276
00:58:47,728 --> 00:58:49,901
The world is made up of a
billion little mysteries,
1277
00:58:49,963 --> 00:58:51,670
but it's not words that explain them.
1278
00:58:51,732 --> 00:58:53,211
Of this, I'm sure.
1279
00:58:53,266 --> 00:58:54,472
Do you think I could have developed
1280
00:58:54,534 --> 00:58:55,740
Stockholm Syndrome that quickly?
1281
00:58:55,802 --> 00:58:57,713
No
1282
00:58:57,771 --> 00:59:00,217
I've always wanted to go to Stockholm.
1283
00:59:00,273 --> 00:59:02,685
I've never been anywhere.
1284
00:59:02,743 --> 00:59:04,450
Have you traveled a lot?
1285
00:59:04,511 --> 00:59:07,492
A little, mostly in the United States.
1286
00:59:07,547 --> 00:59:09,288
I want to go to Europe...
1287
00:59:09,349 --> 00:59:12,228
and Egypt and those raves in Greece
1288
00:59:12,285 --> 00:59:15,425
where the music is really
bad and everyone is on ecstasy
1289
00:59:15,489 --> 00:59:19,335
and they�re all so super
tanned that it doesn't matter.
1290
00:59:19,393 --> 00:59:21,202
Have you been?
1291
00:59:21,261 --> 00:59:22,672
No
1292
00:59:22,729 --> 00:59:24,174
My friend went once and she said
1293
00:59:24,231 --> 00:59:26,006
that nobody spoke the same language,
1294
00:59:26,066 --> 00:59:27,443
but no one had anything to say anyways,
1295
00:59:27,501 --> 00:59:30,539
so the DJ played the music so
loud that even your eyes hurt.
1296
00:59:35,909 --> 00:59:39,550
Thank you for saving my life, Samuel.
1297
00:59:39,613 --> 00:59:40,683
I wouldn't go that far.
1298
00:59:45,285 --> 00:59:47,856
Is it true that Mexican
men love cunnilingus?
1299
00:59:50,157 --> 00:59:51,363
Um
1300
00:59:51,425 --> 00:59:53,564
Oh, I'm sorry, that
came off really forward.
1301
00:59:53,627 --> 00:59:55,732
I just suddenly feel like I have this
1302
00:59:55,796 --> 00:59:57,366
new lease on things, you know?
1303
00:59:57,431 --> 01:00:00,173
And there's just no time for
pleasantries and being polite.
1304
01:00:00,233 --> 01:00:01,735
I mean, there's barely
enough time to go out there
1305
01:00:01,802 --> 01:00:03,179
and get what you want.
1306
01:00:03,236 --> 01:00:04,476
My grandfather was Mexican,
1307
01:00:04,538 --> 01:00:06,040
I was born here.
1308
01:00:06,106 --> 01:00:09,383
Oh, I guess it'd be an
awkward question to ask him.
1309
01:00:09,443 --> 01:00:13,186
Yeah, he's
- he passed away anyway.
1310
01:00:13,246 --> 01:00:15,852
Took the secret with him.
1311
01:00:15,916 --> 01:00:17,327
Do you want to dance?
1312
01:00:19,319 --> 01:00:21,595
Not just yet.
1313
01:00:23,323 --> 01:00:24,631
I'll be right back.
1314
01:00:26,560 --> 01:00:28,198
Mmmm'
1315
01:00:35,602 --> 01:00:36,945
Ready for another one?
1316
01:00:37,003 --> 01:00:38,073
Probably.
1317
01:00:39,306 --> 01:00:41,980
So how's it going, officer?
1318
01:00:42,042 --> 01:00:43,749
Detective.
1319
01:00:43,810 --> 01:00:45,585
Not going so well, actually.
1320
01:00:45,645 --> 01:00:47,147
You seem a little uptight
1321
01:00:47,214 --> 01:00:48,659
if you don't mind me saying so.
1322
01:00:48,715 --> 01:00:51,093
Actually, I do mind, I'm
trying to figure some stuff out.
1323
01:00:51,151 --> 01:00:54,189
- What stuff?
- Personal stuff...
1324
01:00:54,254 --> 01:00:58,634
about courage
1325
01:00:58,692 --> 01:01:00,899
and what makes us special.
1326
01:01:00,961 --> 01:01:02,372
Oh
1327
01:01:02,429 --> 01:01:04,568
I thought it was about the girl.
1328
01:01:04,631 --> 01:01:05,974
Her too
1329
01:01:06,032 --> 01:01:07,238
What's wrong with her?
1330
01:01:07,300 --> 01:01:09,007
She's sending me mixed signals.
1331
01:01:09,069 --> 01:01:11,447
Hey, Officer Salazar?
1332
01:01:11,505 --> 01:01:13,075
Detective.
1333
01:01:13,139 --> 01:01:15,881
I'm not wearing any underwear
1334
01:01:20,914 --> 01:01:23,520
I wouldn't read between
the lines so much.
1335
01:01:35,328 --> 01:01:38,969
You are unique.
1336
01:01:39,032 --> 01:01:41,103
There are, I'm sure, uncommon things
1337
01:01:41,167 --> 01:01:44,114
that you are particularly good at.
1338
01:01:44,170 --> 01:01:46,707
Play to your strong suits, shine.
1339
01:01:46,773 --> 01:01:48,411
Don't concentrate on things
1340
01:01:48,475 --> 01:01:51,547
that other people have
told you you're no good at.
1341
01:01:51,611 --> 01:01:54,387
Relish the talents you have.
1342
01:01:54,447 --> 01:01:57,360
And always...
1343
01:01:57,417 --> 01:02:00,489
always surround yourself with
people who appreciate you.
1344
01:02:04,491 --> 01:02:06,095
Sam?
1345
01:02:39,125 --> 01:02:43,733
But if I'm gonna be
completely honest with you,
1346
01:02:43,797 --> 01:02:46,403
I haven't had a real
piece of ass since El Paso.
1347
01:02:46,466 --> 01:02:48,969
That was one hot, little
lady you had there.
1348
01:02:49,035 --> 01:02:50,742
Jewel.
1349
01:02:50,804 --> 01:02:52,545
I suppose you banged
her, too, after I left.
1350
01:02:52,606 --> 01:02:55,052
Well, I was with my wife
at the time, remember?
1351
01:02:55,108 --> 01:02:57,588
She gets manicures, doesn't
she, she goes shopping?
1352
01:02:57,644 --> 01:02:59,317
All wives do.
1353
01:02:59,379 --> 01:03:00,881
Just saying, where there's
a will there's a way.
1354
01:03:00,947 --> 01:03:02,358
Point is I didn't do anything.
1355
01:03:02,415 --> 01:03:05,089
Yeah, you wanted to, I can tell.
1356
01:03:05,151 --> 01:03:06,721
Empty again.
1357
01:03:06,786 --> 01:03:07,764
You ready for another?
1358
01:03:07,821 --> 01:03:09,232
No, still working on this.
1359
01:03:11,224 --> 01:03:12,635
Mikey did, though.
1360
01:03:12,692 --> 01:03:14,797
Chafes me to this day, you know why?
1361
01:03:14,861 --> 01:03:16,670
Because if I hadn't
told him she was hooking,
1362
01:03:16,730 --> 01:03:19,540
he never would have had the
balls to ask her up to his room.
1363
01:03:19,599 --> 01:03:22,239
Guy is a complete pussy when
it comes to talking to women,
1364
01:03:22,302 --> 01:03:24,976
especially women with cans like those.
1365
01:03:25,038 --> 01:03:26,278
I don't know what you're talking about.
1366
01:03:26,339 --> 01:03:28,182
You never noticed how
intimidated he gets around women
1367
01:03:28,241 --> 01:03:29,413
who got a great rack?
1368
01:03:29,476 --> 01:03:31,046
Never noticed.
1369
01:03:31,111 --> 01:03:35,389
He-he-he can't talk,
he st-st-st-stutters.
1370
01:03:35,448 --> 01:03:36,756
It must be something in his past.
1371
01:03:36,816 --> 01:03:38,523
Mother, I don't know.
1372
01:03:40,687 --> 01:03:43,133
You remember how he could
never talk to your ex?
1373
01:03:43,189 --> 01:03:44,566
No disrespect.
1374
01:03:44,624 --> 01:03:46,865
Nome taken
1375
01:03:46,926 --> 01:03:50,806
Guy can't see past a
decent-sized double barrel.
1376
01:03:50,864 --> 01:03:52,275
Great looking girl, though.
1377
01:03:52,332 --> 01:03:54,334
We're talking about Francine now?
1378
01:03:54,401 --> 01:03:57,177
No, I mean, her, too, but, no, Jewel.
1379
01:03:57,237 --> 01:03:59,012
What was her real name?
1380
01:03:59,072 --> 01:04:00,813
Nice Jewish name.
1381
01:04:00,874 --> 01:04:02,854
Oh, man, let me tell you,
that is a lethal combination.
1382
01:04:02,909 --> 01:04:05,389
Nice Jewish girl drops out
of school, starts hooking.
1383
01:04:05,445 --> 01:04:07,083
Unstoppable.
1384
01:04:07,147 --> 01:04:09,184
Night you saw her, what was she wearing?
1385
01:04:09,249 --> 01:04:12,992
To be honest, I don't
remember what she had on.
1386
01:04:13,053 --> 01:04:14,589
More the shape underneath
1387
01:04:14,654 --> 01:04:17,157
didn't leave so much to the imagination.
1388
01:04:17,223 --> 01:04:20,670
She had me up like a rock for five days.
1389
01:04:20,727 --> 01:04:22,934
Blue steel, I don't mind telling you.
1390
01:04:22,996 --> 01:04:24,703
That's a lot of information.
1391
01:04:24,764 --> 01:04:26,300
Yeah, I'm not kidding you, man.
1392
01:04:26,366 --> 01:04:27,777
We've known each other ten years?
1393
01:04:27,834 --> 01:04:29,745
Six.
1394
01:04:29,803 --> 01:04:31,248
- A long time.
- Long time.
1395
01:04:31,304 --> 01:04:33,011
- Long time
- Long time
1396
01:04:33,073 --> 01:04:34,609
At least among the guys on the force,
1397
01:04:34,674 --> 01:04:36,381
I consider you a fairly knowledgeable
1398
01:04:36,443 --> 01:04:38,116
connoisseur of ass.
1399
01:04:38,178 --> 01:04:39,589
I don't know where
you're going with this.
1400
01:04:39,646 --> 01:04:43,651
Look, after the divorce,
1401
01:04:43,717 --> 01:04:46,061
you've had your fair share of tail.
1402
01:04:46,119 --> 01:04:48,463
You know, I'm just going by
the red head with the boots
1403
01:04:48,521 --> 01:04:50,831
and the cousins down Cucharacha Way?
1404
01:04:50,890 --> 01:04:53,336
Who was that chick you
were with the other night?
1405
01:04:53,393 --> 01:04:55,634
Camilla, she's my neighbor.
1406
01:04:55,695 --> 01:04:57,402
What did you do, ring her doorbell,
1407
01:04:57,464 --> 01:04:58,704
ask her for sugar or something?
1408
01:04:58,765 --> 01:04:59,903
She's a good girl.
1409
01:04:59,966 --> 01:05:01,172
She's got some issues.
1410
01:05:01,234 --> 01:05:02,941
I'm just trying to
loosen her up a little.
1411
01:05:03,002 --> 01:05:05,505
Point is, you like it.
1412
01:05:05,572 --> 01:05:06,607
What?
1413
01:05:06,673 --> 01:05:07,777
Ass!
1414
01:05:07,841 --> 01:05:11,311
You mean the actual buttocks
or the general region?
1415
01:05:11,377 --> 01:05:12,515
What?
1416
01:05:12,579 --> 01:05:15,287
The royal ass, women, dames, skirts.
1417
01:05:15,348 --> 01:05:16,793
Sure, I like them.
1418
01:05:16,850 --> 01:05:18,386
Yeah, well, see, these guys today,
1419
01:05:18,451 --> 01:05:19,759
young guys on the force
1420
01:05:19,819 --> 01:05:21,696
they don't seem to think
about it all that much.
1421
01:05:21,755 --> 01:05:23,757
Maybe it's a generational shift.
1422
01:05:26,059 --> 01:05:28,869
Porn on the Internet, I don't know.
1423
01:05:28,928 --> 01:05:30,498
You know, maybe I didn't
think about it as much
1424
01:05:30,563 --> 01:05:32,167
when I was younger.
1425
01:05:32,232 --> 01:05:34,405
One day it just hit me: Wham!
1426
01:05:34,467 --> 01:05:37,744
Full-blown epiphany.
1427
01:05:37,804 --> 01:05:40,011
Went from being a hobby
to a full-time occupation.
1428
01:05:40,073 --> 01:05:41,279
Chasing skirts.
1429
01:05:41,341 --> 01:05:44,015
Yeah, I don't know when it happened.
1430
01:05:44,077 --> 01:05:46,887
I don't know why it happened.
1431
01:05:46,946 --> 01:05:50,086
At first, it was because
things were terrible
1432
01:05:50,150 --> 01:05:52,096
with me and Eileen.
1433
01:05:52,152 --> 01:05:55,793
Terrible...
1434
01:05:55,855 --> 01:05:59,234
and then it was because she found out,
1435
01:05:59,292 --> 01:06:01,795
things between us got worse.
1436
01:06:01,861 --> 01:06:06,105
If you want ass, there is no
ass in the whole wide world
1437
01:06:06,166 --> 01:06:11,309
like Jewel Kazinsky, El Paso.
1438
01:06:11,371 --> 01:06:13,612
I'll keep that in mind.
1439
01:06:13,673 --> 01:06:16,415
I gotta go.
1440
01:06:16,476 --> 01:06:17,648
Ooh!
1441
01:06:17,710 --> 01:06:20,054
- You gonna be all right?
- Sure.
1442
01:06:20,113 --> 01:06:22,093
We should call you a cab, Captain.
1443
01:06:25,785 --> 01:06:28,322
Speak of the dew
1444
01:06:28,388 --> 01:06:30,061
That your ex-wife?
1445
01:06:33,126 --> 01:06:35,333
Yes, it is.
1446
01:06:35,395 --> 01:06:36,965
You still got that photo?
1447
01:06:37,030 --> 01:06:38,941
The photograph you showed me?
1448
01:06:38,998 --> 01:06:40,204
Yes, sir.
1449
01:06:40,266 --> 01:06:41,768
- You got it?
- Excuse me.
1450
01:06:46,039 --> 01:06:47,279
What are you doing here?
1451
01:06:47,340 --> 01:06:48,478
I was thirsty.
1452
01:06:48,541 --> 01:06:50,578
A thousand bars in this
county, you gotta come here.
1453
01:06:50,643 --> 01:06:52,281
Yeah, I like the way
they mix their drinks.
1454
01:06:52,345 --> 01:06:53,756
You're something else.
1455
01:06:53,813 --> 01:06:55,053
Bar is big enough for both of us,
1456
01:06:55,114 --> 01:06:56,058
so why don't you go back to your corner
1457
01:06:56,115 --> 01:06:57,150
and I'll be right over here.
1458
01:06:57,217 --> 01:06:58,252
You checking up on me?
1459
01:06:58,318 --> 01:06:59,524
What is there to check up on?
1460
01:06:59,586 --> 01:07:00,690
What is it, you like the aggravation?
1461
01:07:00,753 --> 01:07:02,130
Why are you so aggravated, Emmet?
1462
01:07:02,188 --> 01:07:03,258
What is it you're not telling me?
1463
01:07:03,323 --> 01:07:04,802
I'm not telling you anything,
don't have to any more.
1464
01:07:04,858 --> 01:07:07,270
I know you, you're here, it's
because you want something.
1465
01:07:07,327 --> 01:07:09,307
Well, rest assured, it isn't you.
1466
01:07:14,868 --> 01:07:16,074
Hi.
1467
01:07:16,135 --> 01:07:19,378
Emmet.
1468
01:07:19,439 --> 01:07:23,114
Yeah, I'm not really a prick, I-
1469
01:07:23,176 --> 01:07:26,885
We just have a really bad
history of horrible chemistry.
1470
01:07:26,946 --> 01:07:27,890
What's your name?
1471
01:07:27,947 --> 01:07:28,891
Teresa
1472
01:07:28,948 --> 01:07:30,222
- You?
- Henry.
1473
01:07:30,283 --> 01:07:31,853
Hi, could you do me a favor?
1474
01:07:31,918 --> 01:07:33,397
You don't have anything.
1475
01:07:33,453 --> 01:07:36,434
We're not so good when
we're around each other.
1476
01:07:36,489 --> 01:07:39,595
Okay, if I back you up,
what do I get for my trouble?
1477
01:07:39,659 --> 01:07:40,694
What do you want?
1478
01:07:40,760 --> 01:07:43,297
We're hoping to score some back rubs.
1479
01:07:43,363 --> 01:07:45,104
Funny, keep it up, Junior.
1480
01:07:48,735 --> 01:07:50,043
Now What?
1481
01:07:50,103 --> 01:07:51,480
Now I got him.
1482
01:07:51,537 --> 01:07:52,743
You don't have anything.
1483
01:07:52,805 --> 01:07:55,809
He's on high alert, he hates
your guts and he's a cop.
1484
01:07:55,875 --> 01:07:58,287
Watch and learn.
1485
01:07:58,344 --> 01:08:00,017
Get Us a dark booth
1486
01:08:01,180 --> 01:08:03,387
Hey, man, where do you get
off calling me junior, huh?
1487
01:08:03,449 --> 01:08:04,621
Get your hands off me
1488
01:08:04,684 --> 01:08:05,822
How would you like it
if I called you senior
1489
01:08:05,885 --> 01:08:06,829
in front of your lady friends?
1490
01:08:06,886 --> 01:08:07,956
Lei go of my arm
1491
01:08:08,021 --> 01:08:09,625
Why are you so jumpy, man?
1492
01:08:09,689 --> 01:08:12,465
What part of this are you
not understanding, punk?
1493
01:08:12,525 --> 01:08:14,732
You come into this bar
again, I will kick your ass.
1494
01:08:24,504 --> 01:08:26,177
How'd it go?
1495
01:08:29,309 --> 01:08:31,687
We're even
1496
01:08:31,744 --> 01:08:33,417
Not until you put this back.
1497
01:08:33,479 --> 01:08:36,483
I said pick his wallet, not steal it.
1498
01:08:36,549 --> 01:08:38,290
Such a sweet sweet mam
1499
01:08:38,351 --> 01:08:40,024
Why would you ever divorce him?
1500
01:08:41,587 --> 01:08:43,032
It's not here.
1501
01:08:45,925 --> 01:08:47,962
This a bad time?
1502
01:08:48,027 --> 01:08:49,199
I was out of line.
1503
01:08:49,262 --> 01:08:50,263
It's no big deal.
1504
01:08:50,330 --> 01:08:51,741
It's a pretty big deal, let me finish.
1505
01:08:51,798 --> 01:08:53,334
As Francine may or
may not have told you,
1506
01:08:53,399 --> 01:08:55,743
I've been battling
anger management issues
1507
01:08:55,802 --> 01:08:57,804
for quite a chunk of time.
1508
01:08:57,870 --> 01:08:59,008
Emmet, this is not the time.
1509
01:08:59,072 --> 01:09:00,608
I respectfully disagree.
1510
01:09:00,673 --> 01:09:02,550
Now I jumped on your friend here
1511
01:09:02,608 --> 01:09:03,985
and made an ass out of myself
1512
01:09:04,043 --> 01:09:05,852
and I like to think that
we're all grown up enough
1513
01:09:05,912 --> 01:09:07,186
that I can rectify it
1514
01:09:07,246 --> 01:09:09,248
and we can all enjoy our
evenings at the same location
1515
01:09:09,315 --> 01:09:11,386
without it being awkward.
1516
01:09:11,451 --> 01:09:12,429
How's everyone doing over here?
1517
01:09:12,485 --> 01:09:13,725
- Another round?
- No.
1518
01:09:13,960 --> 01:09:15,731
Sure, my treat
1519
01:09:15,788 --> 01:09:17,131
Emmet, you really don't have to do that.
1520
01:09:17,190 --> 01:09:18,726
I'm sorry I insulted you, man.
1521
01:09:18,791 --> 01:09:19,929
Hey, it happens
1522
01:09:23,329 --> 01:09:24,706
Have we met?
1523
01:09:24,764 --> 01:09:28,143
Uh, I don't know, maybe.
1524
01:09:28,201 --> 01:09:29,737
- You a dancer?
- Here we go.
1525
01:09:29,802 --> 01:09:31,281
- Yes.
- Exotic.
1526
01:09:31,337 --> 01:09:32,873
Yes
1527
01:09:32,939 --> 01:09:34,850
I think I've gotten lapped by you.
1528
01:09:34,907 --> 01:09:37,547
Emmet has a photographic
memory of every exotic dancer
1529
01:09:37,610 --> 01:09:38,987
east of the 405
1530
01:09:39,045 --> 01:09:42,049
Now, now, now, let's not exaggerate.
1531
01:09:42,115 --> 01:09:43,458
Welcome to paradise.
1532
01:09:43,516 --> 01:09:45,291
Emmet, Teri's going
through some stuff right now
1533
01:09:45,351 --> 01:09:48,195
and I really, as much as
I appreciate the gesture,
1534
01:09:48,254 --> 01:09:51,929
I need some alone time
with her and her brother.
1535
01:09:51,991 --> 01:09:55,234
Her brother?
1536
01:09:55,294 --> 01:09:57,467
No disrespect.
1537
01:09:57,530 --> 01:10:00,841
All righty, that'll be $16 even.
1538
01:10:00,900 --> 01:10:02,607
Okay, let me get this.
1539
01:10:02,668 --> 01:10:03,806
Why don't I get this?
1540
01:10:03,870 --> 01:10:06,009
No, no, no, no, I insist.
1541
01:10:13,279 --> 01:10:14,656
Okay
1542
01:10:14,714 --> 01:10:17,854
You can keep it
1543
01:10:17,917 --> 01:10:19,157
Thank you
1544
01:10:19,218 --> 01:10:20,663
You know, we gotta
get going anyways.
1545
01:10:20,720 --> 01:10:23,166
No, no, stay
1546
01:10:23,222 --> 01:10:24,633
I'll get out of your hair.
1547
01:10:24,690 --> 01:10:27,034
You guys, drink in peace
1548
01:10:27,093 --> 01:10:29,369
I said what I came to say.
1549
01:10:32,198 --> 01:10:35,145
You look like a million
bucks, Detective Driver.
1550
01:10:43,009 --> 01:10:47,014
I guess that's that.
1551
01:10:47,080 --> 01:10:48,957
That is that.
1552
01:10:53,719 --> 01:10:56,029
You guys can go
1553
01:10:56,089 --> 01:10:57,432
Why don't you come with us?
1554
01:10:57,490 --> 01:10:59,333
Where?
1555
01:10:59,392 --> 01:11:02,066
There's an after hours,
starts in a few minutes.
1556
01:11:02,128 --> 01:11:05,837
Ah, no, I'm done for the night.
1557
01:11:05,898 --> 01:11:07,639
The night hasn't even started.
1558
01:11:11,104 --> 01:11:13,516
You guys are really going
somewhere else right now?
1559
01:11:13,573 --> 01:11:15,450
We haven't even danced yet.
1560
01:11:15,508 --> 01:11:17,681
Can't call it a night out
without a little dancing.
1561
01:11:17,743 --> 01:11:19,780
What do you say, Francine?
1562
01:11:19,846 --> 01:11:21,689
Lei's get out of here
1563
01:11:21,747 --> 01:11:24,887
This place is crawling with cops.
1564
01:14:14,520 --> 01:14:16,397
I have something for you.
1565
01:14:16,455 --> 01:14:19,493
What?
1566
01:14:19,558 --> 01:14:21,037
- You are a son of a bitch.
- I didn't look at it.
1567
01:14:21,093 --> 01:14:23,369
- Right.
- I swear to God.
1568
01:14:23,429 --> 01:14:24,305
You look like an atheist to me.
1569
01:14:24,363 --> 01:14:25,808
Oh, no, I'm a believer.
1570
01:14:25,865 --> 01:14:27,105
I knew what it was
right away, but I figured
1571
01:14:27,166 --> 01:14:28,645
if I looked at it, it
would wreck my chances.
1572
01:14:28,701 --> 01:14:30,203
Of What?
1573
01:14:30,269 --> 01:14:33,614
I've been trying to get the
nerve to ask you all night.
1574
01:14:33,673 --> 01:14:37,280
I want you to pose
for me, for a portrait.
1575
01:14:37,343 --> 01:14:38,720
Why me?
1576
01:14:38,778 --> 01:14:41,156
You have this intangible quality.
1577
01:14:41,213 --> 01:14:42,419
Try harder
1578
01:14:42,481 --> 01:14:45,462
I'm cursed by the blossoming
knowledge of my feminine ideal
1579
01:14:45,518 --> 01:14:48,328
and she looks suspiciously like you.
1580
01:14:48,387 --> 01:14:50,333
That's not bad
1581
01:14:50,389 --> 01:14:52,460
It's pretty good, you mean.
1582
01:14:52,525 --> 01:14:53,765
Not a total waste?
1583
01:14:53,826 --> 01:14:55,362
How about the truth?
1584
01:14:55,428 --> 01:14:57,237
The truth is you're not my usual type.
1585
01:14:57,296 --> 01:14:59,640
And what's your usual type?
1586
01:14:59,699 --> 01:15:00,734
Gaunt, fashionable and dumb
1587
01:15:00,800 --> 01:15:02,541
with a big, square Appalachian ass
1588
01:15:02,601 --> 01:15:04,547
and obsessed with country music.
1589
01:15:04,603 --> 01:15:06,105
Jesus
1590
01:15:07,573 --> 01:15:10,315
Will you at least consider it?
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