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BULLOCK: In the sprawling dark of night,
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when all is still...
that's when it can be heard...
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The Hum...
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- [DRONING HUM]
- ...a ceaseless, enigmatic tone,
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heard only by a gifted few,
its origin unknown.
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- Electromagnetic energy?
- [THUNDER RUMBLING]
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Alien transmission?
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Perhaps the echoes of some
distant alternate dimension.
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Perhaps even the sound of our very doom.
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- [HUMMING CONTINUES]
- If you ask me...
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I don't care.
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Because I prefer the hum...
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[ENGINE REVS, TIRES SCREECH]
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...of my tricked-out IROC Z28!
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- ♪ Unskinny bop ♪
- Whoo-hoo!
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- ♪ Just blows me away ♪
- Whoo-hoo!
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BULLOCK: Enjoy the show, my babies!
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♪ All night and day ♪♪
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♪♪
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♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪
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[DRONING HUM, INSECTS CHIRPING]
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[CHEWING NOISILY]
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Steve, I'm gonna tell you the same thing
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I said to Jackie
Collins that one time...
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No writing at the table
on barbecue chicken night.
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Sorry. I'm just trying to decide
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which school work-study
program to choose.
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It's either apprentice under weatherman
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Memphis Stormfront at Channel 3 News
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or Buckle at his urology clinic.
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Sounds like either way you're
gonna be dealing with drips.
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- Pa-dum, shh!
- [GASPS]
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But which one guarantees
me a good grade?
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Which one is certain to put
me on the path to success?
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Oh, Steve, no one knows for
certain what the future holds.
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I just don't want to end up
being one of those losers
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who lives with their
parents as an adult.
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- Hey!
- Sorry. No, no.
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W-What I mean is I don't want
to be one of those poor dopes
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who lives their whole,
sad life in the town they grew up in.
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- Hey!
- So what, you're too good for us now?
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No! I love you guys! I do!
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It's just... I guess I've always
seen more for myself than,
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you know... this.
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- Hm.
- Hm.
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I feel ya, Steve.
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Big dreamers like you and me,
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we got to spread our golden wings.
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One day, we hit that open
road and never look back.
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Actually, Dad, when I say "this"...
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that includes you.
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[GASPS] Roger, quick!
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Bring the fainting divan!
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Sorry, Stan. Already in use.
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'Cause one of my personas just
received some shocking news.
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Everybody look the
other way for a second.
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- No.
- I already changed anyway.
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Walt Whipman,
whip-crack session musician.
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I provide the whip-crack sounds
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for the many kinds of
music that require them...
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"Rawhide"-style TV Western themes,
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Devo cover bands,
and the list goes on and on.
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Unfortunately,
I earned something of a reputation
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back in the day for heavy drinking,
shaky hands,
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and always accidentally whipping
my fellow musicians in the face.
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Anyway, I just heard
my old musician pal Roscoe
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is now a big-shot producer in Nashville,
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which obviously means that it is...
comeback time!
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Why is there an ice cream
scoop in my whip holster?
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Can we please get back
to my real problem here?
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Which one of these work-studies
is the right choice?
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Oh, now you're looking for advice
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from your horrible family?
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Seriously.
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Just flip a coin, why don't you?
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[SIGHS] Maybe that's all I can do.
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Does anybody else hear that hum?
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Well, here goes nothing...
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Looks like I'll be taking
my talents to Channel 3.
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Great, okay, whatever. Now...
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who's coming with me on
my journey of redemption?
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Look...
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Up.
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Pack your shit.
We're going to Nashville.
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[TV THEME PLAYS]
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And over there is our star anchor,
Greg Corbin.
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Oh, we're actually neighbors.
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Hi, Mr. Corbin!
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Me, though, I'm an open book.
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You wanna know anything
about me, just ask.
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Well, one thing
I have always wondered...
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Is Memphis Stormfront your real name?
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[CHUCKLES] Oh my, no.
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I sure would've been a born weatherman
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if my name was really
Memphis Stormfront.
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So what is your real name?
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Toledo Tornado.
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I changed it so no one
would find out I'm...
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[WHISPERS] ...Italian.
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Now whaddya wanna see next?
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Oh, how about the Doppler?
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- The Doppler?
- Yeah, the Doppler 12,000.
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It's up on the roof, righ...?
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Who told you about the Doppler?
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The... announcer
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at the beginning of
every news broadcas...
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I don't have time right now.
It's actually pretty boring.
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It's a safety hazard.
The Doppler's off-limits.
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So just get the hell off
my back about it, okay?
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- Don't mind him.
- Ahh!
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He's weird about that Doppler.
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Oh, hey.
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W... What's your name?
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Gassup E. Piye. ["GOSSIPY P.A."]
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- French-Danish...?
- No.
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Memphis has been on edge lately.
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Probably because his forecast
accuracy has been way down.
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And he knows he's on thin ice.
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Poor Memphis.
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More like poor you!
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Because if Memphis gets the axe,
so does your work-study program.
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[CELLPHONE RINGS]
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And it's too late to switch
to Buckle's urology clinic,
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because Barry already took that spot.
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That's right.
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I'm aware of Barry!
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Buh-byeeeeeeeee.
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- Ahh! Stairs!
- [CLATTERING]
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Ow! Ooh!
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Oh! Ow! Ernngh!
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That's gotta hurt.
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Get away from me!
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And now we turn to the weather.
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What've you got for us, Memph?
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Cold, Greg, and lots of it.
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Perfect conditions for
tomorrow's first ever
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Langley Classic Outdoor
Hockey Invitational.
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So pack an extra set of clamps,
'cause it's gonna be nippy.
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_
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The entire starting lineup
of the Roanoke Ice Wasps
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is dead because of your faulty forecast!
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And I had thirty bucks
on that game, Toledo.
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Mannaggia dio!
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The late, great Dickie Dobbins
never had this kind of trouble.
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Using the very same Doppler as you,
I might add.
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You leave the Doppler out of this!
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You screw up just one more time,
and you'll be...
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Does anyone else hear
that humming sound?
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No? Nobody?
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Out on your ass!
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Ha-cha!
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You're gonna fire me, old man?
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Well how 'bout I wick-ah wick-ah!
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How 'bout that?
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Mr. Stormfront, do you think
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after all these wrong forecasts,
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maybe we should check out the Doppler
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to make sure it's working right?
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The Doppler is fine!
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Hey, check this out.
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Roundhouse!
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Ooh! Ow.
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It's just, I really don't want
to lose this work-study...
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Shhh.
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Iss's lissning!
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[SLURRING] Ssay away
from the Bloppler, kid.
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Stay...
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away...
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Screw this. I'm checking it out.
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The Doppler's not even plugged in
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to the station's computer system.
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He hasn't been using it at all.
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Alright, nothing too out of the...
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[GASP!]
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♪♪
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- [BABY CRIES]
- [APPLAUSE]
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Oh, my God.
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That thing doesn't forecast the weather.
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It shows...
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the future.
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Then again, I'm pretty sure I saw
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Snot winning Prom King in there,
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so maybe it's just a
bunch of random B.S.
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- _
- Sure, it was all just part of a cruel prank
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planned by the popular kids...
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and, I have reason to believe,
some of the teachers...
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but I'm still just
absolutely over the moon!
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[THUMP!]
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♪♪
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MEMPHIS:
Ssay away from the Bloppler, kid.
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What could be so dangerous
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about takin'
a little peep into the ol' futuro?
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♪♪
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Wh... is this...
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the mayor's mansion?
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This is...
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tomorrow.
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Delilah, darling!
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I have grand news!
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The Sharks are going
to the championship!
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The game was such a rout
that I left early and...
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What??
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Coach Trey?
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My best friend?!
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Jimmy, it's not what it looks like!
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We're not just resting in bed together.
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Until a few seconds ago
we were having sex, too.
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[CRYING]
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You'll pay for this, cuckolder!
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Just bear with me one sec.
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- DELILAH: Jimmuh! Jimmuh, baybuh, please.
- Stop and think!
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- Oh Jimmuh, baybuh.
- It didn't mean nothin'! Please!
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Look at my neck, it's pleading with you!
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Baby, we can talk about this, Jimmuh!
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You don't wanna do this, Jimmy!
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- [OVERLAPPING PLEADING]
- [SCREAMS]
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[GUNSHOT]
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Oh, my God!
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I have to do something!
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Incredible tip on that
playoff blowout, Steve.
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That's just the kind of
thing that can earn a boy
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an A plus on his work-study,
if you catch my meaning.
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Wink!
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Wink wink wink!
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[WESTERN MUSIC PLAYING]
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Roscoe, thank you so much
for agreeing to meet me here.
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I... didn't.
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You and your...
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boyfriend?
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Followed me in here.
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Well, you're looking great,
I'll tell you that.
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Except for that... yuck, on your face.
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- What happened there?
- You...
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whipped me, many years ago...
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Oh, God, I was hoping not to talk shop,
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but since you brought it up,
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I'm guessing you've seen my ad
in the country music trades?
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Dammit. That's supposed
to say "whip crack."
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Well, I was pretty drunk
when I ordered the ad.
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But I've cleaned up since then,
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and now I'm totally sober
and ready to lick crack.
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You know what I mean.
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Listen, Walt, now I am about to record
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a new Rawhide-style TV Western theme,
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and am in desperate need of a whip man,
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but it's just...
all those faces you whipped.
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Now you listen to me, Race Car.
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You have to give this man another shot.
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Without second chances,
where would any of us be?
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- [PATRIOTIC MUSIC PLAYING IN BACKGROUND]
- Didn't America give the South a second chance
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after the Civil War?
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Sure, that one turned out
to be a huge mistake,
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but the point still stands,
and that point is...
254
00:10:23,007 --> 00:10:25,139
Something about Roger?
255
00:10:25,141 --> 00:10:26,141
Walt.
256
00:10:26,143 --> 00:10:27,209
Whipman.
257
00:10:27,211 --> 00:10:28,810
Whipcrack session musician.
258
00:10:28,812 --> 00:10:32,547
Alright, I'll give you one shot.
259
00:10:32,549 --> 00:10:35,483
Say, you fellas hear that
strange kinda humming sound?
260
00:10:35,485 --> 00:10:36,818
No.
261
00:10:36,820 --> 00:10:39,388
Here, would you mind covering
your face up with this napkin?
262
00:10:40,490 --> 00:10:42,090
♪♪
263
00:10:42,092 --> 00:10:44,759
Day after day, just one hot sports tip
264
00:10:44,761 --> 00:10:46,695
and news scoop after another.
265
00:10:46,697 --> 00:10:48,030
And now I'm rich!
266
00:10:48,032 --> 00:10:50,032
Rich as Sir Topham Hatt!
267
00:10:50,034 --> 00:10:52,234
How do you do it, Steven?
268
00:10:52,236 --> 00:10:53,301
Heh.
269
00:10:53,303 --> 00:10:55,570
- J... Just lucky, I guess.
- Here.
270
00:10:55,572 --> 00:10:57,906
Help yourself to a Todd
McFarlane figurine.
271
00:10:57,908 --> 00:10:59,842
Oh, don't mind if I d... ohhh.
272
00:11:00,310 --> 00:11:06,381
♪♪
273
00:11:06,383 --> 00:11:08,783
Are you alright?
274
00:11:08,785 --> 00:11:11,786
Yeah, just a little...
275
00:11:11,788 --> 00:11:13,255
black ooze.
276
00:11:13,257 --> 00:11:14,990
[SNORTS]
277
00:11:18,062 --> 00:11:19,994
MEMPHIS: You've been using it,
haven't you?
278
00:11:19,996 --> 00:11:21,396
[GASP!]
279
00:11:21,398 --> 00:11:22,464
Haven't you?
280
00:11:22,466 --> 00:11:26,068
Do you have any idea what
forces you're tampering with?
281
00:11:26,070 --> 00:11:28,536
Forces of good...?
282
00:11:28,538 --> 00:11:31,005
Why do you think I stopped
using the damn thing?
283
00:11:31,007 --> 00:11:33,408
Well, you'll soon find out for yourself
284
00:11:33,410 --> 00:11:37,612
what it is to be both
terrified and enthralled by it,
285
00:11:37,614 --> 00:11:40,348
to despise and desire it.
286
00:11:40,350 --> 00:11:45,554
You inside of it and it inside of you.
287
00:11:45,556 --> 00:11:47,489
I gotta go.
288
00:11:47,491 --> 00:11:50,492
Oh, Mommy, oh, Mommy, oh, Mommy.
Here I come, Mommy!
289
00:11:50,494 --> 00:11:52,761
And now our very own Memphis Stormfront
290
00:11:52,763 --> 00:11:54,829
joins us with a look
at the weekend weather.
291
00:11:54,831 --> 00:11:56,164
Memph?
292
00:11:56,166 --> 00:11:59,367
Not all that is old was once young.
293
00:11:59,369 --> 00:12:02,837
Not all that's forgotten is gone.
294
00:12:02,839 --> 00:12:08,042
The nameless one,
dreaming of fire, but slumbers,
295
00:12:08,044 --> 00:12:12,647
to awaken some cursed,
blood-wrought dawn.
296
00:12:12,649 --> 00:12:13,848
[CHUCKLES]
297
00:12:13,850 --> 00:12:15,183
Sounds like it's gonna be a hot one.
298
00:12:15,185 --> 00:12:16,851
Stay kooky, Memphis.
299
00:12:16,853 --> 00:12:20,388
Okay, clearly I should not be
tampering with that Doppler.
300
00:12:20,390 --> 00:12:21,523
Well, yeah.
301
00:12:21,525 --> 00:12:24,459
Besides, I'm pretty sure I've got that A
302
00:12:24,461 --> 00:12:26,461
on my work-study locked up already,
303
00:12:26,463 --> 00:12:31,265
so I am never using the Doppler again.
304
00:12:31,267 --> 00:12:33,135
Right after one teensy little look-see
305
00:12:33,137 --> 00:12:36,338
to make sure it's an A plus.
306
00:12:36,473 --> 00:12:39,674
♪♪
307
00:12:39,676 --> 00:12:41,143
♪♪
308
00:12:41,145 --> 00:12:42,744
[SCREAMING]
309
00:12:42,746 --> 00:12:44,746
[ROAR!]
310
00:12:44,748 --> 00:12:48,817
♪♪
311
00:12:48,819 --> 00:12:51,419
Oh, God, my family!
312
00:12:51,421 --> 00:12:53,087
No!
313
00:12:53,089 --> 00:12:55,023
Noooooooo!
314
00:12:55,025 --> 00:12:57,091
Do you mind?
315
00:12:57,093 --> 00:12:59,361
Are you enjoying the show?
316
00:12:59,363 --> 00:13:01,029
[WHISTLING]
317
00:13:01,031 --> 00:13:05,400
No, God, nooooo!
318
00:13:09,106 --> 00:13:10,706
Listen to me! Please!
319
00:13:10,708 --> 00:13:12,374
Something terrible is coming!
320
00:13:12,376 --> 00:13:15,110
Oh, more terrible than your family?
321
00:13:15,112 --> 00:13:17,713
I'm sorry I hurt your feelings, okay?
322
00:13:17,715 --> 00:13:20,982
But some kind of monster is coming,
323
00:13:20,984 --> 00:13:22,850
and it's gonna kill us all!
324
00:13:22,852 --> 00:13:24,652
[WHISTLES]
325
00:13:24,654 --> 00:13:25,921
Please!
326
00:13:25,923 --> 00:13:28,991
We have to get out of here and
try to find someplace safe!
327
00:13:30,260 --> 00:13:32,060
Ahh!
328
00:13:32,062 --> 00:13:33,562
[DOOR SLAMS]
329
00:13:37,267 --> 00:13:40,668
He's gotta have something here
that explains the Doppler,
330
00:13:40,670 --> 00:13:42,804
that monster, all of it.
331
00:13:42,806 --> 00:13:45,006
Pornography, pornography...
332
00:13:45,008 --> 00:13:47,609
creepy ancient scroll, pornography...
333
00:13:47,611 --> 00:13:51,012
Wait a minute!
334
00:13:51,014 --> 00:13:53,949
Wow, an interview with Adrien Brody.
335
00:13:53,951 --> 00:13:56,017
I'll just save this for later.
336
00:13:56,019 --> 00:13:58,086
Wait a minute!
337
00:13:58,088 --> 00:14:00,422
A creepy ancient scroll!
338
00:14:00,424 --> 00:14:01,957
My pornography!
339
00:14:01,959 --> 00:14:04,292
And scroll.
340
00:14:04,589 --> 00:14:07,629
- Ahh!
- Mr. Stormfront! Please, no!
341
00:14:07,631 --> 00:14:09,097
Ahh!
342
00:14:09,099 --> 00:14:10,432
[SIGHS]
343
00:14:10,434 --> 00:14:14,236
God, how I wish he'd never
left me that damned orb.
344
00:14:14,238 --> 00:14:16,972
What is the Doppler, really?
345
00:14:16,974 --> 00:14:19,040
It isn't a Doppler at all.
346
00:14:19,042 --> 00:14:21,709
It's some kind of
ancient alien instrument
347
00:14:21,711 --> 00:14:25,581
that Dickie Dobbins found buried
deep beneath the Mojave Desert.
348
00:14:25,583 --> 00:14:28,516
It gave him the ability
to see the future...
349
00:14:28,518 --> 00:14:31,587
the power of absolute certainty.
350
00:14:31,589 --> 00:14:34,189
Mm, yeah, man's desire for certainty.
351
00:14:34,191 --> 00:14:35,523
Been kind of a theme lately.
352
00:14:35,525 --> 00:14:38,393
But in the end... it killed him.
353
00:14:38,395 --> 00:14:40,796
Are you sure he didn't
just die of being...
354
00:14:40,798 --> 00:14:42,530
you know, super old?
355
00:14:42,532 --> 00:14:44,199
He was 32!
356
00:14:44,201 --> 00:14:46,401
But that's what the thing does to you.
357
00:14:46,403 --> 00:14:49,271
Decays you. Twists your soul.
358
00:14:49,273 --> 00:14:53,809
So much so that some even
come to want to summon...
359
00:14:53,811 --> 00:14:55,143
The creature.
360
00:14:55,145 --> 00:14:56,612
What is it?
361
00:14:56,614 --> 00:15:00,682
It's a being so terrifying,
it's impossible to even describe.
362
00:15:00,684 --> 00:15:04,820
Face of an eel, arms like giant squids,
363
00:15:04,822 --> 00:15:10,091
classic dragon's body,
six wobbly baby giraffe legs,
364
00:15:10,093 --> 00:15:14,896
standing an immeasurable
3,097 feet tall!
365
00:15:14,898 --> 00:15:16,031
It is...
366
00:15:16,033 --> 00:15:19,567
B'thazalom, the Nameless One!
367
00:15:19,569 --> 00:15:22,638
The Nameless One's name is B'thazalom?
368
00:15:22,640 --> 00:15:26,041
Please don't be a dick about this, okay?
369
00:15:26,043 --> 00:15:27,509
Oh, my God.
370
00:15:27,511 --> 00:15:29,845
The Doppler and the monster...
371
00:15:29,847 --> 00:15:31,313
B'thazalom the Nameless.
372
00:15:31,315 --> 00:15:33,448
Uh-huh. They're linked.
373
00:15:33,450 --> 00:15:37,252
The Doppler has been sending
out these vibrations to it,
374
00:15:37,254 --> 00:15:38,786
waking it up.
375
00:15:38,788 --> 00:15:39,855
I'm impressed.
376
00:15:39,857 --> 00:15:41,589
You're scroll-reading at
a twelfth-grade level.
377
00:15:41,591 --> 00:15:45,193
So the only way to make
certain it stays buried
378
00:15:45,195 --> 00:15:47,529
is to destroy the Doppler.
379
00:15:47,531 --> 00:15:49,797
Roger sure would've been
handy to have around
380
00:15:49,799 --> 00:15:51,466
for all this cosmic crap.
381
00:15:51,468 --> 00:15:54,069
He better be doing
something really important.
382
00:15:54,071 --> 00:15:56,405
[WESTERN MUSIC PLAYING]
383
00:15:59,276 --> 00:16:02,010
♪ Racin', pacin', chasin' ♪
384
00:16:02,012 --> 00:16:04,479
♪ Make those dogies hasten ♪
385
00:16:04,481 --> 00:16:06,482
♪ Though your chaps are chafin' ♪
386
00:16:06,484 --> 00:16:09,084
♪ Gotta bring those heifers home ♪
387
00:16:09,086 --> 00:16:14,289
♪ Cow driiive ♪
388
00:16:14,291 --> 00:16:19,561
♪ Cow driiive ♪
389
00:16:19,563 --> 00:16:21,096
♪ Take 'em in, turn 'em out ♪
390
00:16:21,098 --> 00:16:22,297
♪ Round 'em up, rub 'em down ♪
391
00:16:22,299 --> 00:16:23,565
♪ Take it off, make 'em shout ♪
392
00:16:23,567 --> 00:16:24,966
♪ Bring a friend, go to town ♪
393
00:16:24,968 --> 00:16:30,105
♪ Cow driiiiiiiiii... ♪
394
00:16:30,107 --> 00:16:35,110
♪ Cow driiiiiiiiii... ♪
395
00:16:35,112 --> 00:16:37,445
[MOOING]
396
00:16:37,447 --> 00:16:39,981
♪ ...iiiiive ♪
397
00:16:39,983 --> 00:16:41,316
Whip crack!
398
00:16:41,318 --> 00:16:43,251
- Oh, crap!
- Damn it!
399
00:16:43,253 --> 00:16:46,788
Alright, just download an mp3
of a whip and let's go home.
400
00:16:46,790 --> 00:16:49,057
Wait, no, I can do this!
401
00:16:49,059 --> 00:16:50,325
[SCREAMS]
402
00:16:50,327 --> 00:16:51,927
[WHIP CRACKING, SCREAMING]
403
00:16:51,929 --> 00:16:53,328
[MOO!]
404
00:16:53,330 --> 00:16:56,265
Ahh!
405
00:16:57,735 --> 00:17:00,068
♪♪
406
00:17:00,070 --> 00:17:02,804
[GROAN!]
407
00:17:02,806 --> 00:17:04,139
Ahh!
408
00:17:04,141 --> 00:17:06,007
It's defending itself, Steve!
409
00:17:06,009 --> 00:17:09,945
Blasting your mind with the
most horrible things imaginable!
410
00:17:09,947 --> 00:17:12,013
Ahh!
411
00:17:12,015 --> 00:17:15,083
♪♪
412
00:17:15,085 --> 00:17:16,284
Ahh!
413
00:17:16,286 --> 00:17:17,953
[CREAK!]
414
00:17:17,955 --> 00:17:20,822
[GROAN!]
415
00:17:20,824 --> 00:17:24,426
[CRASH!]
416
00:17:24,428 --> 00:17:26,161
It's all over.
417
00:17:26,163 --> 00:17:30,298
You don't know how right you are.
418
00:17:30,300 --> 00:17:31,567
No.
419
00:17:31,569 --> 00:17:33,901
You had it wrong, Steve.
420
00:17:33,903 --> 00:17:36,772
The orb wasn't waking the Nameless One.
421
00:17:36,774 --> 00:17:40,442
It was the only thing keeping it asleep.
422
00:17:40,444 --> 00:17:43,511
I never was able to bring
myself to destroy it,
423
00:17:43,513 --> 00:17:45,246
but then it showed me...
424
00:17:45,248 --> 00:17:48,650
It showed me that you
would do it for me.
425
00:17:48,652 --> 00:17:54,189
And now, thanks to you,
B'thazalom rises!
426
00:17:54,191 --> 00:17:57,125
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS]
427
00:17:57,127 --> 00:18:00,395
[ROAR!]
428
00:18:00,397 --> 00:18:01,929
Aw, [BLEEP] A!
429
00:18:01,931 --> 00:18:04,800
You gotta admit, that's sick as hell.
430
00:18:04,802 --> 00:18:07,936
[ROAR!]
431
00:18:08,205 --> 00:18:10,005
What have I done?
432
00:18:10,007 --> 00:18:14,342
[ROARING]
433
00:18:14,344 --> 00:18:18,880
♪♪
434
00:18:18,882 --> 00:18:21,883
[CACKLES]
435
00:18:21,885 --> 00:18:26,354
There's only one true certainty
in this world, Steve...
436
00:18:26,356 --> 00:18:29,825
that eventually, it must end!
437
00:18:29,827 --> 00:18:31,627
Why, Mr. Stormfront?
438
00:18:31,629 --> 00:18:33,629
What's in all this for you?
439
00:18:33,631 --> 00:18:38,099
Well, I assume I'll be rewarded
with mighty cosmic power...
440
00:18:38,101 --> 00:18:39,701
[SPLAT!]
441
00:18:39,703 --> 00:18:41,303
Ahh!
442
00:18:41,839 --> 00:18:43,305
[SCREAMING]
443
00:18:43,307 --> 00:18:45,373
[ROAR!]
444
00:18:45,375 --> 00:18:49,311
♪♪
445
00:18:49,313 --> 00:18:50,912
[SCREAMING IN DISTANCE]
446
00:18:50,914 --> 00:18:55,050
Natalie, what in the heck is
all that racket out there?
447
00:18:55,052 --> 00:18:57,185
Some kind of behemoth from
beyond time and space,
448
00:18:57,187 --> 00:18:58,520
Dr. Buckle.
449
00:18:58,522 --> 00:19:01,056
Oh, for the love of Pete...
450
00:19:01,058 --> 00:19:03,258
[SCREAMING]
451
00:19:03,260 --> 00:19:05,126
[SPLAT!]
452
00:19:05,128 --> 00:19:07,729
[SIRENS WAIL IN DISTANCE]
453
00:19:09,132 --> 00:19:10,866
[GASPING BREATH]
454
00:19:10,868 --> 00:19:13,134
♪♪
455
00:19:13,136 --> 00:19:15,871
Oh, thank God! I'm not too late.
456
00:19:15,873 --> 00:19:18,574
[ROAR!]
457
00:19:19,142 --> 00:19:21,343
Nooooo!
458
00:19:21,345 --> 00:19:22,744
[TIRES SQUEAL]
459
00:19:22,746 --> 00:19:24,412
Steve, get in!
460
00:19:24,414 --> 00:19:25,813
You're alive!
461
00:19:25,815 --> 00:19:27,349
Yeah, after you said
all that crazy stuff,
462
00:19:27,351 --> 00:19:29,551
we decided to pack up the car,
just in case.
463
00:19:29,553 --> 00:19:31,619
And when we didn't find
you at the TV station...
464
00:19:31,621 --> 00:19:33,555
You came back here to look for me?
465
00:19:33,557 --> 00:19:36,824
Of course we did. We're your family.
466
00:19:36,826 --> 00:19:40,628
And that's the one thing you
can always be certain of.
467
00:19:40,630 --> 00:19:43,098
I actually voted to leave you behind.
468
00:19:43,100 --> 00:19:44,800
[TIRES SQUEAL]
469
00:19:46,636 --> 00:19:48,636
Oh, God, it's horrible!
470
00:19:48,638 --> 00:19:50,772
My whipping comeback went horrible!
471
00:19:50,774 --> 00:19:51,839
Hang on, gang.
472
00:19:51,841 --> 00:19:53,841
The world may be ending, but the Smiths
473
00:19:53,843 --> 00:19:57,312
will always live on to
have further adventures.
474
00:19:57,314 --> 00:20:01,049
[ROAR!]
475
00:20:01,518 --> 00:20:03,051
Or maybe not.
476
00:20:03,053 --> 00:20:04,319
It's too late.
477
00:20:04,321 --> 00:20:06,254
This really is the end...
478
00:20:06,256 --> 00:20:07,723
of...
479
00:20:07,725 --> 00:20:10,258
everything.
480
00:20:10,260 --> 00:20:14,730
[ROAR!]
481
00:20:14,732 --> 00:20:18,333
[HUMMING SOUND IN DISTANCE]
482
00:20:18,335 --> 00:20:27,008
♪♪
483
00:20:27,010 --> 00:20:30,879
[HUMMING GETTING LOUDER]
484
00:20:30,881 --> 00:20:35,951
♪♪
485
00:20:35,953 --> 00:20:40,422
♪♪
486
00:20:40,424 --> 00:20:42,624
Does anybody else hear that hum?
487
00:20:42,626 --> 00:20:45,027
Well, here goes nothing.
488
00:20:47,497 --> 00:20:49,364
Looks like I'll be taking my talents
489
00:20:49,366 --> 00:20:54,569
to the Buckle Group's Cash
Only Walk-In Urology Center.
490
00:20:54,571 --> 00:20:58,106
I mean, but c'mon.
You gotta do Channel 3.
491
00:20:58,108 --> 00:20:59,842
Buh-bye. See you soon.
492
00:21:02,168 --> 00:21:03,829
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