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[CELLPHONE RINGING]
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Hello?
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Barry, my bud,
we just wanted to check-in
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before our jet blasts off.
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We're trusting you with
the house while we're gone,
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- honey.
- Just use your best judgment.
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I judge these canapes to be delicious.
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And easy to say.
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Canapes.
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Easy on the tongue,
in two different ways.
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Check it out! For our quiet night in,
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I made "kuh-nap-plops"... dammit!
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Barry, baby, "quiet night-in"?
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"Kuhnapplops"?
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What are you talking about?
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We got your parents'
house to ourselves...
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Your parents' party house.
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And Steve and Toshi
leave tomorrow to pitch
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their bowties for babies idea
on "Shark Tank."
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We gotta party.
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It's true, Barry. We must party.
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- This mini fridge is stocked with energy drinks.
- No way.
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Those are my parents'
"freak fuels" for sex time.
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- They're off limits.
- And...
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your dad's hifi stereo
is begging to be played.
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Absolutely off limits!
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My dad loves his stereo
more than poonani!
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His words!
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Barry, nothing's off limits.
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Nothing? But why?
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Because you're Barry.
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You're a pushover, dude.
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It's like what we love most about you.
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Steve, show Barry what I mean.
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You guuuuys.
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♪ You can do it,
let me show you how to do it ♪
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♪ You can do it,
let me show you how to do it ♪
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♪ You can do it,
let me show you how to do it ♪
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- [LAUGHS]
- ♪ Push, push ♪
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- [SPEAKERS SQUEAL]
- ♪ Push, push ♪
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[POP]
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My dad's speakers!
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Barry, chill, it's not that bad...
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Nope, these are ruined forever.
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Snot, I need you to run
damage control on this one.
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"Shark Tank Junior" has a strict
"no bad boys" policy,
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so Tosh and I gotta distance ourselves
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from this cluster[BLEEP].
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Is that true, Toshi?
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N-n-n-n-no,
Toshi doesn't really talk anymore.
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♪♪
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♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪
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♪ I got a feelin'
that it's gonna be a wonderful day ♪
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♪ The sun in the sky has
a smile on his face ♪
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♪ And he's shinin'
a salute to the American race ♪
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♪ Oh, boy, it's swell to say ♪
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- ♪ Good... ♪
- ♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪
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Aah!
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♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪
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♪♪
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We're-trusting-you-with-the-house-Barry.
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Use-your-best-judgement-Barry.
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You're-so-screwed-Barry!
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Barry, get your head out of the speaker!
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You're right, Snot.
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My head should be in the oven!
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I'm gonna kill myself
before my dad kills me!
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Hey, no one's killing Barry, Barry.
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Look, I searched Craigslist
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and found the exact same model speakers.
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Restored JCL 100s.
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No way!
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There's dinner rolls in here.
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Just text the guy.
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"Hi. I'm interested in the
speakers you have for sale."
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- [CELLPHONE WHOOSHES]
- Now we wait.
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- [CELLPHONE CHIMES]
- "I heard you want
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to buy some speakers."
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Now we go.
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♪♪
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Uh, I'm not sure
that's your best look, Stan.
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What? Why?
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'Cause one of your balls just came out.
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[GAGGING] Oh, my God.
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[CHUCKLES]
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My old wrestling singlet is
my most athletic garment.
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And I'll need it if I'm
finally going to execute
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a standing backflip.
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Since when have you wanted to flip?
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Oh [BLEEP] you, Francine!
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You know I've always
wanted to do a backflip!
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Pfft, 'kay. Whatever. Do a flip.
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A backflip.
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Today it's stretching, flexibility,
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and strength training.
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[KNUCKLES CRACK]
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[GRUNTS]
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- [GROANS]
- Okay.
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Now it's both balls.
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Oh, God. Oh, my God. [GAGGING]
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You're a cool dad, Stan.
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♪♪
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Well, this is it. Ring the bell.
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I was peepin' through my peephole!
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Name's Wally Wrobel, but call me Wrobel.
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Um, I'm Snot, and this is Barry.
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Mind if I call you both Wrobel?
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Gah, just effin' ya...
I mean effin' with ya.
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I'm an audiophile,
not a pedophile for cryin' out loud!
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Get in here,
all my neighbors are pedophiles.
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♪♪
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So, which boy
is interested in my speakers?
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That'd be me. Boy Barry.
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Watch where you're walkin'.
I got speaker parts all over the place.
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Last thing I need is one of you
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- steppin' on a woofer.
- [SNAP]
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Dammit, now I'm stepping on woofers.
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- [CLATTERS]
- [SIGHS] Oh, well.
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I guess as long as you buy my speakers,
no harm no foul.
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You are a serious buyer, aren't you?
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Yes?
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Phew. Good.
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I don't like people wasting my time,
kicking tires.
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[PARROT SQUAWKS]
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This is Khaleesi.
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She also only likes serious buyers.
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- [KHALEESI SQUAWKS]
- Aah!
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Khaleesi, huh? Cool.
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- Like from "Game of Thrones"?
- Never heard of it.
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I'm more of a "Big Bang" guy myself.
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It's what inspired me
to live in an apartment.
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Well, here they are.
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My JCL 100s.
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A lot of blood, sweat, and tears
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went into restoring these babies.
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They look great.
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Thank you.
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Thank you for saying that.
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Now for the demo.
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Sit, sit.
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So what did you bring to listen to?
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Uh, I didn't bring anything.
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- [KHALEESI SQUAWKS]
- Aah!
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I suppose I can dig
something up for you.
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[CHUCKLES] I feel
stupid for even asking,
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but you guys are huge Rush fans, yes?
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[DIAL CLICKS]
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["WORKING MAN" BY RUSH PLAYING]
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♪♪
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♪ I get up at 7:00, yeah,
and I go to work at 9:00... ♪
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He's staring at us.
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Maybe I should just tell
my dad what happened.
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No, we're almost home free!
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♪♪
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- [BOTH YELP]
- Ah! Yeah!
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- Love that energy!
- [VOLUME INCREASES]
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♪ A lot better than I think I am ♪
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♪ I guess that's why... ♪
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I think I hear some fuzz
from the left speaker.
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- My dad would...
- Whatcha chattin' about?
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How rad my speakers are?
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Yup! Well, thanks so much.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa! Demo's not over.
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You just gotta hear it on cassette.
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[MUSIC STOPS PLAYING]
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[MUSIC RESUMES]
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♪♪
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♪ Well,
they call me the workin' man ♪
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♪ I guess that's what I am ♪
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♪♪
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May I offer you a craft ice cube,
Mrs. S?
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Interesting shape, Jeff.
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Is this an octohedral-dodecahedron?
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It's Olaf, the funny snowman
from the Princess show.
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Mmm. Makes my vodka and
squirt nice and cold.
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I read that the secret to
executing a standing backflip
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is building up loads of arm-momentum.
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Boo! You're flipping on grass?
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Flip on the concrete, nerd!
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Hayley's right. I need more at stake.
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Concrete flip it is.
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[GRUNTS]
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- [CHEERING]
- I can't believe it!
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I got the whole thing on tape!
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That first backflip tasted so good,
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I think I might have one more!
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[SLOW-MOTION] Yay!
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[ICE CLATTERS]
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Aaaaaaah!
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- Oof!
- [BONES CRACK]
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Oh, I forgot to put the tape in.
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You've gotta do that all again, Stan.
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[GUITAR STRUMMING]
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♪♪
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♪ They call me the workin' man ♪
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[KHALEESI VOCALIZES]
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I'm doin' a dang demo!
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Aah!
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D'you see that? Bird's crazy.
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So what do you think, boy Barry?
We got a deal?
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Well, you did do
a really nice job on these.
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- But...
- But you want me to throw in this katana?
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You look like a sword guy. Eeeee-ya!
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I could cut your head clean off.
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- Aah!
- [SWORD CLATTERS]
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Listen. Mr. Wrobel,
Barry just needs some time to think.
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Tell you what.
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How 'bout you run down to Starbucks,
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talk it over and call me in 20 minutes?
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Yeah, yeah. We'll call ya.
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In 20 minutes.
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Yeah.
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[WHISPERS] Let's go.
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When we get to Starbucks, just run in.
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We only got 20 minutes.
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Pull the car over.
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Barry, you're not buying
speakers from that lunatic
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because I just found new in-box
JCL 100s cheaper on eBay.
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- But I said I was a serious buyer.
- Who cares?
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You're a pushover.
You're gonna do whatever you're told.
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- Go on.
- [CELLPHONE RINGING]
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Oh, Wrobel's facetiming me.
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Get your fat ass back
here and buy my speakers.
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- Okay.
- Barry, we're not going back.
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- Wouldn't dream of it.
- Barry, turn that car around.
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Ten-four!
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- No way!
- You got it.
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- Get back here!
- Away we go!
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- Keep going!
- Yes, sir!
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- Turn!
- Heading to you!
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- Just hang up!
- [BRAKES SQUEAL]
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["WORKING MAN" BY RUSH PLAYING,
TIRES SCREECHING]
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You smarmy piece of garbage!
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You were never a serious buyer!
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[KHALEESI SQUAWKS]
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[BRAKES SQUEAL]
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[MUSIC STOPS]
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If that speaker has even
one scratch on it...
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you're a dead man!
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Step on it!
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[TIRES SCREECH]
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Aah!
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- [KHALEESI SQUAWKS]
- Aah!
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♪♪
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So, I set up the other guy's speakers
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we found on eBay,
and I don't think my dad
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notices they're different.
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I guess I'm in the clear.
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MRS. LONSTEIN: Alright,
I'll pass it on to Schmuley.
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And this is his fat friend?
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- Yup!
- TED: Barry!
252
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Can you come out here a minute?
253
00:10:15,949 --> 00:10:17,749
I gotta go, baby!
254
00:10:18,885 --> 00:10:20,352
[AIR HISSING]
255
00:10:20,354 --> 00:10:22,354
We need to talk, mister.
256
00:10:22,356 --> 00:10:25,957
You are in big, big...
257
00:10:25,959 --> 00:10:28,160
- congratulations zone.
- What?
258
00:10:28,162 --> 00:10:30,762
I'm proud of you for keeping
the house in one piece.
259
00:10:30,764 --> 00:10:33,031
Have a blast of air
as a little thank you.
260
00:10:33,033 --> 00:10:34,232
[AIR HISSES]
261
00:10:34,234 --> 00:10:35,367
Freak Fuel's
262
00:10:35,369 --> 00:10:37,435
all accounted for too.
263
00:10:37,437 --> 00:10:39,571
And starting to kick in.
264
00:10:39,573 --> 00:10:41,906
How 'bout you quit
making love to that HiFi,
265
00:10:41,908 --> 00:10:44,376
Teddy Bear,
and funnel one of these bad boys
266
00:10:44,378 --> 00:10:45,844
into your dick hole?
267
00:10:45,846 --> 00:10:47,512
[ZIPPER UNZIPS]
268
00:10:49,983 --> 00:10:53,918
♪♪
269
00:10:53,920 --> 00:10:57,722
Hmm. Looks like somebody had a long,
nasty, dank-ass slip.
270
00:10:57,724 --> 00:10:58,790
It was me, Doc.
271
00:10:58,792 --> 00:11:00,324
Nasty as they come.
272
00:11:00,326 --> 00:11:03,127
Do you mind? I'm talking to the slipper.
273
00:11:03,129 --> 00:11:05,730
Says here an oddly-shaped piece of ice
274
00:11:05,732 --> 00:11:08,867
was responsible for this incredible,
incredible slip.
275
00:11:08,869 --> 00:11:11,135
Would you say it looked
something like this?
276
00:11:11,137 --> 00:11:12,270
Yeah.
277
00:11:12,272 --> 00:11:13,738
Except a little bit up on this side,
278
00:11:13,740 --> 00:11:15,473
and a little bit down on that side.
279
00:11:15,475 --> 00:11:18,810
Of course.
That would lead to infinite slip!
280
00:11:18,812 --> 00:11:22,614
Not that I care,
it's just that would be very interesting
281
00:11:22,616 --> 00:11:24,482
to someone who devoted their whole life
282
00:11:24,484 --> 00:11:25,884
to the science of slipping.
283
00:11:25,886 --> 00:11:28,420
Dr. Slippy? Get away from my patient!
284
00:11:28,422 --> 00:11:30,488
No problem.
285
00:11:30,490 --> 00:11:32,424
I think I got everything I needed.
286
00:11:32,426 --> 00:11:34,559
- [CHUCKLES]
- Anyway.
287
00:11:34,561 --> 00:11:36,628
Stan, I have horrible news.
288
00:11:36,630 --> 00:11:39,231
You will never walk again.
289
00:11:39,233 --> 00:11:41,433
- Oh, God...
- Do you mind?
290
00:11:41,435 --> 00:11:43,635
Because of the nature of your fall,
291
00:11:43,637 --> 00:11:47,239
you will only be able
to backflip from now on.
292
00:11:47,241 --> 00:11:48,840
I'm so confused.
293
00:11:48,842 --> 00:11:50,508
Why was Dr. Slippy here?
294
00:11:50,510 --> 00:11:52,844
Oh, ugh, he's always
sniffing around the slip ward
295
00:11:52,846 --> 00:11:55,647
looking for slippery things to patent.
296
00:11:55,649 --> 00:11:57,515
But, Stan, did you hear me?
297
00:11:57,517 --> 00:11:58,917
You'll never walk again.
298
00:11:58,919 --> 00:11:59,984
Oh, God.
299
00:11:59,986 --> 00:12:01,719
Is he gonna patent the ice shape?
300
00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:03,255
- Is that worth money?
- Totally.
301
00:12:03,257 --> 00:12:04,522
If he cracks the slip barrier,
302
00:12:04,524 --> 00:12:06,124
then it would be worth billions.
303
00:12:06,126 --> 00:12:08,260
I need to get to the patent office
before Dr. Slippy!
304
00:12:08,262 --> 00:12:09,461
But you can't walk!
305
00:12:09,463 --> 00:12:11,529
Then I'll backflip!
306
00:12:11,531 --> 00:12:13,465
Yeah, I'm gonna stay here.
307
00:12:13,467 --> 00:12:15,399
He didn't finish his pills.
308
00:12:15,401 --> 00:12:17,535
Doctor, a truck full of banana peels
309
00:12:17,537 --> 00:12:18,870
tipped over on the highway.
310
00:12:18,872 --> 00:12:21,806
We've got 35 slip
victims headed this way!
311
00:12:21,808 --> 00:12:22,941
Call my wife.
312
00:12:22,943 --> 00:12:26,744
Tell her...
something hilarious is happening.
313
00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:29,347
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]
314
00:12:29,349 --> 00:12:31,616
♪♪
315
00:12:31,618 --> 00:12:32,750
[GASPS]
316
00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:34,886
♪♪
317
00:12:34,888 --> 00:12:37,822
[SIGHS] It's just Dad.
318
00:12:37,824 --> 00:12:42,226
["WORKING MAN" BY RUSH PLAYING,
SHOWER RUNNING]
319
00:12:42,228 --> 00:12:44,896
[WHIMPERING] Wrobel.
320
00:12:44,898 --> 00:12:48,100
♪♪
321
00:12:48,102 --> 00:12:50,368
Oh, good, it's just a speaker.
322
00:12:50,370 --> 00:12:53,505
- ♪ When I get up... ♪
- Eeee-yaaa!
323
00:12:53,507 --> 00:12:55,974
[SCREAMS]
324
00:12:55,976 --> 00:12:57,109
[CELLPHONE BUZZING]
325
00:12:57,111 --> 00:12:58,442
Hello?
326
00:12:58,444 --> 00:13:03,115
Barrrryyyy deeeaaaaad. [SQUAWKS]
327
00:13:03,117 --> 00:13:05,583
♪♪
328
00:13:05,585 --> 00:13:08,853
Dad! Please tell me
I'm having a nightmare!
329
00:13:08,855 --> 00:13:10,788
I wish, because then when you wake up,
330
00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:13,291
my JCLs wouldn't sound so off.
331
00:13:14,528 --> 00:13:16,328
They sound fine to me!
332
00:13:16,330 --> 00:13:18,930
- Barry, they're not even on.
- Still.
333
00:13:18,932 --> 00:13:22,200
Not to worry.
I got a guy coming to fix them.
334
00:13:22,202 --> 00:13:24,202
[KNOCKING]
335
00:13:24,204 --> 00:13:26,338
Hey there, buckaroo.
336
00:13:26,340 --> 00:13:28,406
- Aah!
- Barry, what's gotten into you?
337
00:13:28,408 --> 00:13:30,074
Sorry about that, Mr. Wrobel.
338
00:13:30,076 --> 00:13:31,609
Please. Just wrobel.
339
00:13:31,611 --> 00:13:33,477
Of course. I'm Ted.
340
00:13:33,479 --> 00:13:34,679
Mind if I call you Wrobel?
341
00:13:34,681 --> 00:13:36,815
- [LAUGHS]
- [HUSHED] He gets it!
342
00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:39,217
[WHISTLES]
343
00:13:39,219 --> 00:13:41,953
Real "noice" JCL 100s.
344
00:13:41,955 --> 00:13:44,088
I actually just restored
a set of these babies
345
00:13:44,090 --> 00:13:45,156
for the second time.
346
00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:47,159
Whoa! Not so fast!
347
00:13:47,161 --> 00:13:49,027
[IMITATES GUN COCKING, FIRING]
348
00:13:49,029 --> 00:13:50,294
You're dead.
349
00:13:50,296 --> 00:13:51,963
That's a good joke.
350
00:13:51,965 --> 00:13:55,099
[LAUGHTER]
351
00:13:55,101 --> 00:13:57,502
♪♪
352
00:13:57,504 --> 00:14:00,705
Wrobel was in my house, Snot!
353
00:14:00,707 --> 00:14:03,107
Listen, here's what you gotta do.
354
00:14:03,109 --> 00:14:07,512
Go to the police and tell them
Wrobel showed you his dick.
355
00:14:07,514 --> 00:14:10,114
No! I'm done being a pushover!
356
00:14:10,116 --> 00:14:12,917
And I'm going to do what I
wanted to do in the first place!
357
00:14:12,919 --> 00:14:15,053
I'm telling my dad everything.
358
00:14:15,055 --> 00:14:17,655
[SIRENS WAILING, CAR HORNS HONKING]
359
00:14:17,657 --> 00:14:20,524
Mike, this Wrobel guy
was stalking my son!
360
00:14:20,526 --> 00:14:22,594
Easy, Teddy Bear! I got this.
361
00:14:22,596 --> 00:14:24,929
- We demand a restraining order.
- Agreed.
362
00:14:24,931 --> 00:14:27,531
My client will not come within 100 yards
363
00:14:27,533 --> 00:14:29,000
of Barry or his family.
364
00:14:29,002 --> 00:14:31,669
In addition, my client's
petition for visitation rights
365
00:14:31,671 --> 00:14:33,405
with Barry has been withdrawn.
366
00:14:33,407 --> 00:14:35,774
I don't even know why he asked for that.
367
00:14:40,214 --> 00:14:41,679
Hey, let me grab you a sec
368
00:14:41,681 --> 00:14:43,215
before that restraining order kicks in
369
00:14:43,217 --> 00:14:45,750
and I have to yell
everything from 100 yards.
370
00:14:45,752 --> 00:14:46,951
You're still a pushover.
371
00:14:46,953 --> 00:14:49,221
Nuh-uh, I stood up for myself.
372
00:14:49,223 --> 00:14:50,955
No, not really, no.
373
00:14:50,957 --> 00:14:53,625
Your daddy and his lawyer
stood up to me, but you?
374
00:14:53,627 --> 00:14:56,027
No. No, you did not stand up to me.
375
00:14:56,029 --> 00:14:57,829
- No, no.
- [GRUNTING]
376
00:14:57,831 --> 00:14:59,831
Say, what's going on with your face?
377
00:14:59,833 --> 00:15:02,366
Ah, never mind. I don't care. Bye!
378
00:15:02,368 --> 00:15:04,302
♪♪
379
00:15:05,839 --> 00:15:08,573
C'mon, poo already, butthole.
380
00:15:08,575 --> 00:15:10,575
[CELLPHONE CHIMES]
381
00:15:10,577 --> 00:15:12,977
"Motion at your front door."
382
00:15:12,979 --> 00:15:14,646
Kewl.
383
00:15:14,648 --> 00:15:16,781
Well, well, well,
384
00:15:16,783 --> 00:15:19,651
look who came crawling
back for my speakers.
385
00:15:19,653 --> 00:15:21,453
But if he thinks I'm
gonna straight-up trade
386
00:15:21,455 --> 00:15:23,255
for that sledgehammer...
387
00:15:23,257 --> 00:15:25,790
Well, I don't know.
Today I could. I'm feeling it.
388
00:15:25,792 --> 00:15:26,925
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
389
00:15:26,927 --> 00:15:30,595
Who's standing up for himself now?!
390
00:15:30,597 --> 00:15:32,597
[GASPS] The 10-second delay!
391
00:15:32,599 --> 00:15:35,133
♪♪
392
00:15:35,135 --> 00:15:36,468
Khaleesi, help!
393
00:15:36,470 --> 00:15:37,802
Call the police!
394
00:15:37,804 --> 00:15:39,871
And tell them to bring toilet paper!
395
00:15:39,873 --> 00:15:42,607
You sure you wanna press charges?
396
00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:45,077
- He'll do some time if you do.
- Good.
397
00:15:45,079 --> 00:15:48,746
Some serious time for
an unserious buyer.
398
00:15:48,748 --> 00:15:50,949
Doing time for wasting my time.
399
00:15:50,951 --> 00:15:53,417
Anyways, you guys wanna come
in for some white claws?
400
00:15:53,419 --> 00:15:54,518
Sounds good.
401
00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:56,421
[THUDDING]
402
00:15:57,191 --> 00:15:58,291
_
403
00:15:58,292 --> 00:15:59,958
♪♪
404
00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:03,628
[GRUNTING]
405
00:16:03,630 --> 00:16:08,432
Make... them... pay!
406
00:16:08,434 --> 00:16:11,035
- Aah!
- [BUZZER]
407
00:16:11,037 --> 00:16:13,839
Robinson. You're gettin' out.
Pack it up.
408
00:16:15,109 --> 00:16:17,108
Don't tell me what to do!
409
00:16:17,110 --> 00:16:20,244
[YELPS] Oh! This job's the worst!
410
00:16:20,246 --> 00:16:22,647
♪♪
411
00:16:22,649 --> 00:16:25,317
Stan, it's been three months!
412
00:16:25,319 --> 00:16:28,720
You've gotta get over the fact
that you couldn't backflip
413
00:16:28,722 --> 00:16:29,921
to the patent office
414
00:16:29,923 --> 00:16:33,057
as fast as Dr. Slippy could slip there!
415
00:16:33,059 --> 00:16:34,926
But I'm the one who slipped on it!
416
00:16:34,928 --> 00:16:36,728
I should be the flippin' billionaire!
417
00:16:36,730 --> 00:16:38,330
- [DOORBELL RINGS]
- I'll get it.
418
00:16:38,332 --> 00:16:39,698
No, I can do it.
419
00:16:42,669 --> 00:16:44,202
Well, well, well.
420
00:16:44,204 --> 00:16:46,338
If it isn't the man who
couldn't help me at all.
421
00:16:46,340 --> 00:16:48,340
I'm here because I've
developed a new technique
422
00:16:48,342 --> 00:16:50,675
that might restore your ability to walk.
423
00:16:50,677 --> 00:16:52,210
- A new technique, you say?
- Yes.
424
00:16:52,212 --> 00:16:55,813
The idea is I fuse the L3
a little higher over here,
425
00:16:55,815 --> 00:16:57,481
and a little lower over here.
426
00:16:57,483 --> 00:16:58,750
Of course.
427
00:16:58,752 --> 00:17:00,284
Sounds groundbreaking.
428
00:17:00,286 --> 00:17:01,953
Now tell me, Doc, have you had a chance
429
00:17:01,955 --> 00:17:04,022
to patent this technique of yours?
430
00:17:04,024 --> 00:17:07,491
I was gonna swing by the patent
office right after I told you.
431
00:17:07,493 --> 00:17:08,560
Oh, really?
432
00:17:08,562 --> 00:17:10,628
Excuse me, I have to go flip somewhere.
433
00:17:10,630 --> 00:17:12,064
I'll be right back.
434
00:17:14,300 --> 00:17:15,500
Oh, no, you don't!
435
00:17:15,501 --> 00:17:16,501
_
436
00:17:19,706 --> 00:17:21,906
Whoa, whoa. Whee!
437
00:17:21,908 --> 00:17:24,376
[MAJESTIC MUSIC PLAYING]
438
00:17:24,378 --> 00:17:31,183
- ♪♪
- _
439
00:17:31,185 --> 00:17:33,585
[CRICKETS CHIRPING]
440
00:17:33,587 --> 00:17:35,787
[SQUAWKING]
441
00:17:35,789 --> 00:17:38,190
Okay, okay,
we'll take a break from "Big Bang."
442
00:17:38,192 --> 00:17:39,457
What do you wanna watch?
443
00:17:39,459 --> 00:17:41,259
[DEEP VOICE] "Shark Tank."
444
00:17:41,261 --> 00:17:42,527
Whoa.
445
00:17:42,529 --> 00:17:43,928
Hi, Sharks.
446
00:17:43,930 --> 00:17:45,463
I'm Steven Anita Smith,
447
00:17:45,465 --> 00:17:48,733
and this is my business partner,
Toshi Yoshida.
448
00:17:48,735 --> 00:17:51,269
And, boy,
do we have something special for you.
449
00:17:51,271 --> 00:17:52,337
Toshi?
450
00:17:54,140 --> 00:17:55,674
Looks kinda big.
451
00:17:56,676 --> 00:17:58,410
I know what you're thinking, Sharks.
452
00:17:58,412 --> 00:18:00,344
This is just a drawing of a bowtie.
453
00:18:00,346 --> 00:18:04,416
Well... imagine if this
drawing was an actual bowtie
454
00:18:04,418 --> 00:18:08,620
and that it was about the size
of a fun-size Snickers bar.
455
00:18:08,622 --> 00:18:11,022
- Well, that's smaller.
- Now...
456
00:18:11,024 --> 00:18:15,359
In your brains,
imagine that fun-size bowtie...
457
00:18:15,361 --> 00:18:16,828
is on a baby!
458
00:18:16,830 --> 00:18:19,531
- [CHEERING]
- Oh, my God. That's fantastic!
459
00:18:20,300 --> 00:18:22,033
Lucky kids.
460
00:18:22,035 --> 00:18:24,035
You should have come up with that idea.
461
00:18:25,772 --> 00:18:27,772
Oh, free lawn chair.
462
00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:29,441
Our luck's changing!
463
00:18:29,443 --> 00:18:30,909
Oh, no, Khaleesi!
464
00:18:30,911 --> 00:18:33,177
Our luck's changing back!
465
00:18:33,179 --> 00:18:36,180
♪♪
466
00:18:36,182 --> 00:18:37,048
[THUD]
467
00:18:37,050 --> 00:18:38,983
Wait, you're here too?
468
00:18:38,985 --> 00:18:40,452
I guess when it comes to kidnapping,
469
00:18:40,454 --> 00:18:41,920
I'm your second choice.
470
00:18:41,922 --> 00:18:43,054
You know what? I'm just gonna leave.
471
00:18:43,056 --> 00:18:44,456
I don't feel special anymore.
472
00:18:44,458 --> 00:18:46,524
Shut up! You're both gonna pay!
473
00:18:46,526 --> 00:18:49,461
Okay, you sound... angry.
474
00:18:49,463 --> 00:18:50,795
I get that.
475
00:18:50,797 --> 00:18:53,798
You got locked up for three
months because of him.
476
00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:55,133
But why am I here?
477
00:18:55,135 --> 00:18:57,001
You started this whole thing
478
00:18:57,003 --> 00:18:59,604
by making me blow up my dad's speakers!
479
00:18:59,606 --> 00:19:02,540
I just wanted a quiet
night-in with canapes!
480
00:19:02,542 --> 00:19:04,142
Hey, I said it right!
481
00:19:04,144 --> 00:19:06,744
Maybe to celebrate,
you should let us go?
482
00:19:06,746 --> 00:19:09,147
I'm up for a celebration. Grab a bite.
483
00:19:09,149 --> 00:19:11,149
- Ever been to Bubba Gump's?
- Shut up!
484
00:19:11,151 --> 00:19:13,818
I guess he doesn't like shrimp.
485
00:19:13,820 --> 00:19:15,687
[SWITCH CLICKS, LOW HUMMING]
486
00:19:15,689 --> 00:19:17,489
Barry, what are you doing?
487
00:19:17,491 --> 00:19:20,158
I'm gonna blow out your eardrums
488
00:19:20,160 --> 00:19:23,427
like you made me blow
out my dad's speakers!
489
00:19:23,429 --> 00:19:24,830
Kewl.
490
00:19:26,767 --> 00:19:29,033
["WORKING MAN" BY RUSH PLAYING]
491
00:19:29,035 --> 00:19:32,370
[VOLUME INCREASE, RUMBLING]
492
00:19:32,372 --> 00:19:34,639
[GROANS]
493
00:19:34,641 --> 00:19:36,908
Please, Barry!
494
00:19:36,910 --> 00:19:38,710
Don't do this!
495
00:19:38,712 --> 00:19:41,179
[VOLUME INCREASES, VIBRATING]
496
00:19:41,181 --> 00:19:43,315
♪♪
497
00:19:43,317 --> 00:19:45,517
If you're gonna blow out our eardrums,
498
00:19:45,519 --> 00:19:47,585
could you at least adjust the EQ?
499
00:19:47,587 --> 00:19:50,522
John Rutsey's drums aren't
even coming through!
500
00:19:50,524 --> 00:19:53,124
[VOLUME INCREASES, SPEAKERS SQUEALING]
501
00:19:53,126 --> 00:19:54,993
♪♪
502
00:19:54,995 --> 00:19:57,896
Gonna have to go louder for me.
I don't have ears!
503
00:19:57,898 --> 00:19:58,997
Look!
504
00:19:59,089 --> 00:20:00,598
No, look closer!
505
00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:03,134
Classic headphones bite! Myah!
506
00:20:03,136 --> 00:20:12,277
♪♪
507
00:20:14,681 --> 00:20:19,083
Listen, I'm sorry we pushed
you around all these years!
508
00:20:19,085 --> 00:20:22,754
- It's not right!
- I can't tell what you're saying,
509
00:20:22,756 --> 00:20:25,156
but I wanna tell you I'm sorry!
510
00:20:25,158 --> 00:20:28,092
I shouldn't have kidnapped
and tortured you!
511
00:20:28,094 --> 00:20:29,293
- What?
- What?
512
00:20:29,295 --> 00:20:31,563
Speak up, I can't hear you!
513
00:20:31,565 --> 00:20:34,232
Louder! What are you saying?!
514
00:20:34,234 --> 00:20:37,835
I see your mouth is moving,
but I don't hear anything!
515
00:20:37,837 --> 00:20:39,037
[MUFFLED] I really just don't have
516
00:20:39,039 --> 00:20:40,905
any idea what you're saying!
517
00:20:40,907 --> 00:20:42,841
[MUFFLED] Are you saying you're sorry?
518
00:20:42,843 --> 00:20:44,909
I hope you're saying you're sorry!
519
00:20:44,911 --> 00:20:46,778
Doing what with who now?
520
00:20:46,780 --> 00:20:49,781
- Quiet down there, I got sleeping babies!
- [BABIES CRYING]
521
00:20:49,783 --> 00:20:51,115
What a cutie.
522
00:20:51,117 --> 00:20:52,784
Let's see here. What's your name?
523
00:20:52,786 --> 00:20:54,719
Billy? Hmm.
524
00:20:54,721 --> 00:20:56,588
Mind if I call you Wrobel?
525
00:20:56,590 --> 00:20:58,456
[LAUGHS]
526
00:20:58,458 --> 00:21:00,225
Have a great night!
527
00:21:02,284 --> 00:21:03,995
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