All language subtitles for s3-11en101

- So how's the design
job going with Santiago?

- Ugh.
He's a terrible contractor.

He keeps on making changes
without my approval,

and then when I ask him why
he did it, he's all like,

"It's better this way."

So patronizing.
- Mom, I think that's enough.

- Enough? Oh, no, Camila,
I could go on and on.

- No, the juice.
- Oh.

- Mm, Marina is
still arguing with her

hunky contractor, huh?

Your own personal
Cuban Missile Crisis.

Bet you're pretty
happy about that.

- Ha-ha.
- Get it? 'Cause he's Cuban.

- Yeah, I got it.
- And the missile

would be his...
- Yeah, no, I said

I got it, man. Look...

I just want what's best
for her, you know?

And if that means that her
partnership with Santiago

blows up, and she partners
with a less attractive,

possibly female contractor...
so be it.

- And I can't say anything
about the way he treats me,

'cause then I'll be
labeled as "difficult."

- Marina, this is
classic workplace sexism.

You have to speak up.

- She's right.

Your voice is the strongest
antiseptic to the infection

that is the patriarchy.
- Whoa.

Where did that come from?

- Oh, Mom got me a book
called "Your Voice is"

"the Strongest Antiseptic
to the Infection

That is the Patriarchy."
- Of course she did.

- You gotta
stand up to this guy.

- You know what?
Mija, you're right.

I'm gonna go to him
and I'm gonna tell him

that he needs to treat me
with some respect,

and if he doesn't want to,

then I don't wanna
work with him.

- Yes, do it for all women
in male-dominated spaces.

- Yes!
- Lean in!

- Whoo!
- Yeah!

- Can I have some of that OJ?

- Yeah, go ahead and wash
down your male entitlement.

- Woman does the work
and you reap the spoils.

- Gaslighter.

- But I'm thirsty.

- Not your moment, buddy.

- Just trust me, walk away.

[upbeat music]

- ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪

- You seem like
you're in a good mood.

Your investments back up?

- I'm working on it.

You know, falling to the bottom
of the 1% of the 1%

has really made me rethink
my spending habits.

I now look at the price
before I buy things.

- Oh my God.
That must be horrible.

- You know a gallon
of milk costs 20 bucks?

- It does not.
That's not even close.

- Lupe sent me the receipt.

- This is because
you had one gallon of milk

delivered from
an artisanal market

all the way across town.

Plus you tipped the guy 9 bucks.

- We had to send him back
for cereal.

I guess I got to
start budgeting.

- Did someone say budgeting?
- Oh, crap.

- That word's like
my bat signal.

If you're trying to save money,
today is coupon day.

- Speak on that.

- Oh, Connor, Connor, baby,

ho ho ho.

Coupon day is a magical day
once a month

when coupons are worth double.

- Denise, Connor's
still worth millions.

I'm not sure he's going
to get into couponing.

- Exploiting a financial system

to increase asset retention?

Literally my bread and butter.

Ah, would you look at that?

A coupon for bread and butter.

- Wanna cruise
the aisles with me?

- I'm down.

I can break in my new
Elite Executive Black Card.

Every purchase earns me double
points on yacht rentals.

It's kinda like a coupon, right?

- Starting to regret this.
- The only two people who have

this card are me and Rihanna.
- Please stop.

- Hola. How's it going?

- It's going as
quickly as possible.

- Sorry...
is this semi-gloss?

I definitely said flat.

- I got semi-gloss instead.

- Without asking me?

- Trust me,
it's better this way.

- That's it.

Santiago, you can't treat me
like this anymore.

- Like what?

- You second guess my work,
you change things

without my approval.

And I grew up with enough
of this machista crap.

I don't need it at work too.

So unless you can treat me
with some professional respect,

I think we should part ways.

- I'm sorry.

- See, I knew you were
going to go there.

And listen... what did you say?

- I'm a bad communicator.

I've been working
on it in therapy.

- Therapy?

- The hardest remodel
of all is the soul.

I grew up with
five brothers and a dad

that never said "I love you."

But that's just a justification.

That is not an excuse,
as Dr. Friedman says.

- Oh.

- The reason I switched
to semi-glass

is because this family
has three kids and a dog.

And they're gonna need...
- And they need something

that wipes.
Of course.

Still getting a handle
on this design thing.

- Well, you have
a real talent for it.

And I would know,
because I have worked with

a lot of folks who don't know
their wicker from their rattan.

- Thank you.
[laughs]

Wow, so this went well.

[both laughing]

- So what's on the
schedule for today, boss?

- Oh, I don't know.

I was planning on
having stormed out by now.

I even had a good burn
for when I left.

- Ooh, yeah?
What was it?

- Forget your stud finder.

You're gonna need
a new designer finder.

- I mean...
- Yeah, it's a fun area, but...

- Yeah, but, no,
there's something there.

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

- So you're telling me

I can use these two
coupons on the same item?

- Oh yeah.

Because that one is
from the manufacturer,

and that one is from the store.
It's called stacking.

The store hates it, but there's
nothing they can do about it.

- Oh, you're bad.
- Then why does it feel

so good?
- Ha ha ha.

- Okay, one more thing.

My lucky fanny pack.

- I'll wear it proudly.
- I know you will.

Okay.

Connor, this is where we part.

I can't have you
slowing me down.

I'll see you on the other side.

[Muzak playing]

♪ ♪

- Whoa, whoa.

- Nice fanny pack.
- Thanks.

It's limited edish.

- Mm, so fashion forward.

[Muzak continues]

♪ ♪

- Don't judge me.
I like sardines.

♪ ♪

- Mm.
- Mmm...

[beep]

- A gallon of milk is $4?

Wow.

- Inflation's a bitch.

- Following me?

- Chh, you wish.

You've been following me
since the frozen food aisle.

- Ah?
I bet the security footage

would say otherwise.

- Ugh.
- Oh, I actually have

a coupon for that.

- Oh, is that what
the fanny pack is for?

- 2 bucks off your detergent.

Don't tell anyone.
- Call me old-fashioned,

but I can't take a coupon
from a stranger.

- In that case, I'm Connor.

- Nikki.

- Will that be cash or card?
- Uh, card.

- Are you gonna enter in
your phone number

for the member discount?
- I'm not a member.

- You can use mine.
Give me your phone.

There.
Now you have my number

for, you know, groceries.
- Sorry.

Your card won't go through.
- Oh, can you try it again?

I really need these points.

[beeping]
- Yeah, sorry. No.

- Mm, all right, I'll pay cash.

- If I had a dollar for every
time my card got declined,

it would never get declined.

- Surprise.

- Hey!

What are you doing here?

- Well, I could tell you'd been
having a rough time at work.

So I swung by Morningstar's,
picked up your favorite drink.

- Six shots of espresso?

- And nine pumps of hazelnut.

I was embarrassed ordering it.

- Oh my God, honey,
this is perfect.

Thank you.

Oh, and by the way, I had
that talk with Santiago.

- Oh. What happened?
Did he storm out?

Ugh, I hate that.

- Well, that's what
I was expecting.

- He's a jerk, all right?
Good riddance.

You know, If you need help,
I can roll up my sleeves

and call some new contractors.

- Hey Marine... oh, hey, Tom,
it's good to see you.

- Hey, Santiago,
you're still here

with that...
very strong handshake.

- We actually talked and hashed
everything out this morning.

So isn't that great?

- Wow, so great, so great.

- Oh, by the way, honey,
can you do dinner

without me tonight?

Santiago and I need to
grab a bite and work late.

- Oh, okay, you guys
are having dinner together,

you and, uh, Santiago?

- Yeah, we got slammed with
a request from our client.

- "I said vintage
subway tiles."

- [laughter] Oh my gosh.

She sounds exactly like that.
[both laughing]

- Don't do that.

Or... don't do that.

Come to our house.

I'll grill up some steaks.

- You haven't touched
the grill in a year.

- Well, all the more reason.

It's grill season, baby.

- Steaks sound great.

Yeah.
- All right, then.

That's a date.

- Well, it's not a date.

That's kind of
a weird way to put it.

It's just three people
hanging out, two of which

are committed to each other
for life. Ha.

- What did you take?
Like eight cheese samples?

- Hey, if they wanted one
per customer,

they should've set a sign
that said one per customer.

Oh, look at this jerk.

- You don't...
You don't like that car?

- It's just rich people

thinking they can take
two parking spots

like they own the world.

- Yeah.
- Meanwhile, we're cutting

coupons just to get by.

- Yeah, I mean,
they probably just,

you know, didn't want
someone in this lot

to ding their nice car.

Probably happens all the time,
and they were tired of it.

But, yeah, to hell
with him or her.

I don't know who owns it.

- Well, you know,
this has been nice.

You have my number now.

So maybe I'll meet you at
the deli counter sometime.

- Totally, yeah.
I'm gonna, um...

call a bus.

[light music]

♪ ♪

- Connor, where are you going?

♪ ♪

- Wait a second.
These don't look right.

- Now if you've
cranked up that heat,

slap those steaks on the
grill for about four minutes.

- Is it four minutes total
or four minutes on each side?

- Hey grill master.
- Hey... oh!

Hey.

It's just a little grill humor.

Hello, Mrs. Cow?

Unfortunately, I have some
bad news about your husband.

- Do you need help?
- No, not at all.

What are you talking about?

This is my domain,
or my bro-main.

- You know, if you want
to put something on there,

I have a spicy marinade
recipe that is...

- We don't want that.

Marina likes her meat plain.

- I don't know, it might be
interesting to try something

with a, you know,
some more flavor.

- Why?
Why would you say that?

Plain meat's always
been good to you.

I'm sure it's not
the most exciting recipe,

but it's reliable.

- What?
- What? Nothing.

Hear that sizzle?

Looks like it's time to get
these bad boys off the pit.

Oh... okay!

Dinner and a show, right?

- Well, I get why
she thought you were poor.

I did give you a fanny pack
full of coupons

and took you to a grocery
store called Sav-Eez.

- But she made it very clear

how she feels about rich people.

And I'm rich.

- [gasp] You're what?

- I'm serious.

She seemed so cool
and funny and smart.

Ugh, sometimes being
a millionaire sucks.

- Yeah, that's why
I chose not to do it.

[phone vibrates]
- Hello.

- Hey it's Nikki
from the grocery store.

I think we may have
swapped a bag at checkout.

I'm pretty sure I didn't buy
Thick Boy protein powder.

- Oh yeah, it looks like
I have yours too.

- Well, you know,
I can come by and swap bags.

- Okay, great, yeah,
I'll text you the address.

- Okay, I'll see you soon.

- Yeah [stammers]
bye n... bye now.

[doorbell rings]

- Hey!

- Hi.

I'm sorry.
I'm a little confused.

Is this your house?

- Yeah, so funny story.
Um...

No, yeah, no, I just
work here for her.

It's her house.
- This is what?

- And she is super rich.
So lame.

♪ ♪

- So, yeah, I basically just
manage things around here.

It's Denise's place.

She is a super
high net worth individual.

She actually invented...
Go-Gurt.

- Oh, wow.
- Yeah.

- Okay, Connor, this is so...

true, so true.

You know, one day,
I thought to myself,

what if people could
suck dairy from a tube?

So here we are.

- Well, I'm a big fan.
- Of course you are.

You know, why don't you sit on
my very expensive couch,

and my houseboy will get you
some iced tea?

- Houseboy?

- All right, let's chow down.

I gave these a healthy char.

Yep, the tougher the better.

[thud]
- I could, uh...

I could bring some fruit salad.

- Oh, it's not that bad.

You know, when my grandfather
taught me how to grill,

he would always say,
[speaking in Spanish]

[laughter]

- Well, my grandfather
used to say,

Marina, [speaking in Spanish]

- Totally.

- [speaking in Spanish]

- Ah!
[laughing]

That's great.

- Tom.
- I was just explaining

how my other grandfather
was murdered

in the Cuban Revolution.

- And his memory lives on.

That's great.

Thank you for sharing
that story with us.

Does anyone want a beer?

- Yeah, yeah, I'll take one.

- Here you go.
Oh, you know what?

I forgot the opener.

I'll go grab it.
- Oh, no need, no need.

- Uh... [giggle] Increíble.

- Yeah, totally in-cre-íble.

- Want me to do you?
- Sure.

- No, no, no, I'll do her.

Thanks.
I'll be the one doing her.

Let me just
get the right angle here.

[bang]

- You know, I can open that.

- I said I got it, all right?

- Tom,
you're scuffing the table.

- You know what,
I saw this in a movie once.

- Oh...
- Oh God, no.

- Don't do that.
- I got it.

- Put the beer down.

- [mumbling]
I... got it...

[grunts]
Ah.

[clatter]

- Are you okay?

- No, I'm fine.

I'm fine.

This beer tastes like blood.

- Is your boss okay
with me being here?

- Oh yeah, especially
now that she's drinking...

one of her most
expensive bottles of wine.

- Well, this isn't the worst
place in the world to work.

- Yeah.

- I mean, I spend
all my days putting

thermometers up dog butts.

- So you're a paralegal, huh?

No, but, seriously,
you're a vet, right?

- Vet tech.

And I actually really love it.

I prefer animals
over people, so...

- My daughter's been
begging me for a puppy.

And she's pretty
hard to say no to.

- You have a daughter?
- Yeah, I'm divorced.

It's a... whole thing.

- I get it.
Been there.

- You're divorced too?
- Several years now.

Not to brag, but I was
married and divorced

before I turned 27, so...

- Yeah, I'm on track
to have a midlife crisis

by the time I'm 35.

- To making mistakes early.

[clink]

- Oh, houseboy.

Houseboy!
- Coming.

Sorry.

- You have to come clean.

I don't want to be here anymore.

- Then just go.

- I'm not going to leave
and let you continue

to lie to this woman
in my yogurt mansion.

- I just need
a little more time.

- Fine. I'm going to make
myself a snack.

- No, you can't. I'm supposed
to be the houseboy.

- Okay.

Houseboy,
I'd love a grilled cheese.

- Coming right up.
A grilled cheese?

I don't know how to
make one of those.

- That was the simplest
thing I could think of.

- Oh, if you're making grilled
cheese, I want in on that.

- I'll make it
a grilled cheese for two.

- [speaking in Spanish]

- You guys all done with work?

Because I heard a lot
of laughing there.

It didn't sound like work,
but, I mean, what do I know?

I'm not in "the biz."

- Tom, is something
bothering you?

- No, nothing.

I mean, I guess a
little bit of jaw pain.

- Great, so you're not jealous.
- Of course I'm jealous.

How can I not be jealous?

You guys are all BFFs with your
work jokes, and your Spanish,

and your perfectly
symmetrical faces.

How am I supposed to
compete with that?

- You don't need to
compete with that.

He's just some guy
that I work with.

- Oh, so you're telling me
that you've never pictured him

as an underwear model?
Because I have.

Let me tell you something.
He's pulling it off.

- Okay, fine,
he's objectively attractive.

- Oh! Ho ho ho!

- But you want to
know what he isn't?

He isn't the kind
of guy who brings me

my favorite coffee
to work because he

thinks I'm having a bad day.

He isn't the kind of guy who
supports me to quit my job

because he knows that I'm trying

to chase my dream of becoming
an interior designer.

- I guess I did do
all those things.

- There is no competition
because I choose you, okay?

And I would choose you
over and over again.

- Thank you.

- [deep voice] You're welcome.

- There's not just like
a little part of you

that might want to...
- Ay, dios mío.

I'm going to go shower.

- You're crazy.

He's a frickin' smokeshow.

- Okay, grilled cheese,

which is... no doy,

bread and cheese.

And I'm going to go ahead
and cook it in the...

- On the stove.
- ...on the stove, obviously.

Come on,
who's the houseboy here?

[chuckles]

Okay, easy peasy,
grilled cheesy.

- Connor!

[groans]

What did we say about
you touching the stove?

- Uh, who is this?

- Oh, this is Lupe.
She...

- She's the...
next door neighbor.

Yeah, she's also super rich.

Right, Lupe?

- Yes. I'm wealthy.

My father made his fortune
in blood diamonds,

so I grew up in privilege.

But I always knew that our
wealth came at a price,

which is why I have devoted
myself to philanthropy

and running my foundation,
the Lupe Moreno Initiative,

which seeks to repair the damage

caused by the unethical
harvesting of mine diamonds.

- Whoa.

Sometimes I forget all that.

- And you don't want
Connor touching the stove?

- There was once a fire at
our summer home in Vienna.

Ever since, I have made
it my mission to campaign

against open flame.

Anyway, I'm going to return
to my mansion next door now

with my dry cleaning.

I wear men's pants.

- Okay.

Does anyone want to
tell me what's going on?

- Connor?

- She's my housekeeper.

Denise is my sister-in-law.

I'm not a houseboy.

I'm a-I'm a mansion boy,
a mansion man.

I'm sorry.

- Ugh. I should
have known when you said

you had to call a bus.

You don't deserve
to use coupons.

My mom was right.

I'm only attracted to liars
and guys who play bass.

- Look, I'm sorry, all right?

That was dumb.

It's just that, I don't know.

We met and we clicked,
and it was great.

And then... you said
you hated rich guys.

And I didn't want
you to hate me.

- So you lied?

- Yeah, but not
about everything.

I mean, besides being one
of the Bay Area's leading

private equity investors,
I really am that guy

that you met at the store.

I'm a divorced dad
of an awesome daughter.

And I like you.

And I like saving money
with coupons.

- Oh my... it's
literally just free money

sitting on the table.
- That's what I'm saying!

So would you... consider
giving me a second chance?

- I did like the fanny pack.

- Is that a "yes"?

- Maybe.

- I'll take it.
I got a "maybe."

- Hola.

- Oh, hey.

- Sorry about dinner last night.

- Oh, that's all right.

I've had worse steak.

Actually, I haven't.

- Uh, this is going
to sound silly,

but Tom is a little sensitive
about us working together,

especially because you're, well,

you've looked in the mirror.

Anyway, I told him
that obviously

everything between us
is just business.

- Totally.

Unless it's not.

- Ha, right.

What?

- Marina...

[jazzy seductive music]

Let's stop playing games.

- Oh, I... I...

I didn't know
we were playing games.

W-What games?

Scrabble?

Yahtzee?

♪ ♪

[alarm clock beeping]
- [gasps]

- Good morning
mi esposa hermosa.

[alarm stops]
Breakfast in bed for milady.

- I'm "sor"?

- Yeah, well it was
supposed to say "sorry,"

but I ran out of berries.

- Oh.

- I just wanted to say
I'm "sor" for yesterday.

I was being insecure
and jealous.

And plus I'd had that
half of beer, so...

Anyway, I just want
you to know if you

tell me that you're not
attracted to Santiago,

I 100% trust you.

I won't spend another
moment worrying about it.

- Me either.

- I was going to spend
the summer in the Hamptons,

but the humidity,
oh, I'm over it.

- Darling,
you must go to Menorca.

It's the new Mallorca.

- How funny, my newest horse
is from Menorca.

- That's a scream.
[both laugh]

- Are you guys almost finished?

- What's that, houseboy?
- It's getting late.

I'm hungry.

- Why don't you make yourself
a grilled cheese?

[laughter]

- Gretchen, do you know
how to unlock the stove?

- The houseboy
has quite the attitude.

- Yeah, I'm thinking about
replacing him with a robot.

- Now that's an idea.