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- Mom, no, I haven't
ordered my sari yet.
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Look, I'm having some car troubles,
and it's really affecting my work.
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Can I just call you back? 'Cause
this is more of a two-hand job.
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Ew! No, that's not
what I do for work.
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Look, I told you. People get in
touch with me through an app,
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and then I go to their house
and I do things to them.
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For them.
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Protection? Okay, look, you're
really not getting this.
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Look, I don't even think I can make
it to cousin Roshin's wedding.
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Ow! (mom shouting over phone)
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I know, but I've never met him!
And I have, like, 75 cousins!
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Am I supposed to go to
all of their weddings?
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Here's a pitch. One
big group wedding.
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Hello? Hello?
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(car alarm blaring)
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What?
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What?
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(theme music)
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I know everybody says
their families are crazy.
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My family is for-real crazy.
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I have had multiple
conversations with my mom today
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about ordering a sari for
my cousin's wedding.
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I'll order it when
I wanna order it!
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- Why don't you just order it?
- God, Oliver. Who are you, my mom?!
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I'm sorry. That was intense.
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It's just, when my family gets
stressed out, I get stressed out.
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But they can't help it. They treat
every single family function
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like it's the biggest deal ever.
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I mean, would anybody really
notice if I didn't go?
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- Maybe your weird uncle who
kisses you on the mouth.
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(both): Uncle Raj. - Wait.
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Am I the only one that Uncle
Raj doesn't kiss on the mouth?
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- Oh, honey. - Yeah, that's not a
club you want to be a member of.
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- Speaking of, did you know Bark-Paul
has been on the waiting list
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for the Champions Club for two years, and
still hasn't moved up a single spot?
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- What? That is awful!
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Remind me what the
Champions Club is?
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- Only the most exclusive
canine club in L.A.
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I mean, what's wrong with Bark-Paul?
Nothing. He's perfect.
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- I know it's just for dogs, but I'd roll
over and beg to access that rooftop lounge.
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That property is stunning.
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Almost as impressive as this
listing I'm stuck with.
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I'm trying to sell
luxury at the corner
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of "Please take my wallet" and "Oh, hi,
I see you're defecating in public."
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- Oh.
- It is high-high-end
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in the worst possible
neighbourhood.
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It's an impossible sale.
(phone chiming)
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- Ooh! WhatUpFam.
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It's one of those DNA companies
that uncover your ancestry.
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Oh. Maybe I'll find out I'm not
even related to my family.
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That'd be awesome.
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- Our DNA tests have
gotten so popular,
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we've had to hire extra help in order
to keep up processing all the samples.
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- I bet. You know, I've always
wanted to try one of these tests.
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Well, not always, but since
they've been a thing.
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- Well, it's your lucky day then because
everyone who works here gets a test for free.
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- Free-zies? Oh. Swab me up.
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- Mm-hmm. Just a little
perk of the job.
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Plus, more DNA in our database
is always a good thing.
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Helps to improve our metrics
and also human cloning.
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- What was that?
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- Please put on these gloves to
avoid any sort of contamination.
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- You betcha.
- It's actually pretty straightforward.
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You receive the samples, you add a
drop of activator liquid to each vial,
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and then you place the mixed
vials over here for a technician
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to come retrieve them, and that's it.
You got it?
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- Easy breezy. You can count on me.
- You don't need to do that.
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- Right. Ahem. Oh, wow.
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Oh... this is cool.
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D to the N to the A to the what?
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D to the N to the A
to the what-what!
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D to the N to the
A to the whaaat!
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Whoa! We got the MVP
of DNA over here.
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Hello?
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Okay. Oh. Alright,
we're really moving.
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Oh, yeah, you're still going.
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Okay.
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Thank you.
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What?
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D to the N to the A to the what?
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Okay.
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That's some nice perfume
you're wearing.
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It's very, uh...
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very fragrant.
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Should be fine.
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Yeah, hi, it's Liza. I dropped
my car off the other day.
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They told me to call
back to get an estimate.
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How much?!
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So how many miles could I safely
drive before it combusts?
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Are we talking, like, a big
explosion, or a small explosion?
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(knocking) I'll call you back.
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Yeah, sorry, you have
the wrong address.
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- But I haven't said anything yet.
Are you Liza?
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- Yes.
- Oh, my God.
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I know this is
gonna sound crazy,
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but the reason I found you is 'cause I
took this DNA test - you know, WhatUpFam -
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and as it turns out,
we're related! Ah!
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These curls are just the cutest!
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You know, in the ninth grade, I was
going through this really bad breakup,
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and I wanted to just, you know, completely
change my look, so I got this retro spiral perm.
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I mean, most people can't pull
it off, but I totally rocked it.
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And that's when I knew. I
must be kind of exotic.
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And now I finally
have the proof!
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- Speaking of proof, these tests,
really, how reliable are they?
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- Oh, extremely reliable.
- I guess,
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but sometimes there can be other
factors that throw off the results?
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- Oh. I almost totally forgot.
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Thought you might wanna learn a
little bit about your family!
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- Oh.
- Let's see here.
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This side of the family
came over on the Mayflower,
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and Mommy's side fought in the
Civil War, for the right side.
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- And which side
is the right side?
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- Ha! Liza, you're too funny.
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Oh, my God. This
makes so much sense.
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Aunt Becky loved spicy food.
Look, you guys are like twins!
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- Listen, I should really
tell you something.
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- Oh, and here's Daddy at
the family car dealership.
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Reeves Family Motors,
the largest dealership
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in all of L.A. County.
Have you heard of it?
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- No, but I've never really had to shop
for a new car. Mine's a hand-me-down,
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and it's currently a little
on the explode-y side.
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- Oh, if you're having car trouble,
I'll have it towed to our shop.
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- Oh, that's nice of you, but I'm a
little short on funds at the moment.
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- Liza! We wouldn't charge you.
You're family.
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And you'll probably need a loaner
car in the meantime, right?
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- What? No. I could...
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...do that. That could
definitely work.
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- You know, I'm so sorry. I've
been talking this entire time.
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What did you wanna say?
- Oh. I was just gonna say that...
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...I do totally look
like Aunt Becky.
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- Right?!
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- Yeah!
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- Alright, so I'll
see you Friday?
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- You bet ya. I can't wait to
meet the rest of the fam-damily.
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- Yay, I'm so excited!
- Oh, Sloane.
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These are my roommates,
Harlow and Oliver.
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- Hi.
- Liza, you're so contemporary.
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You guys have to come with us on Friday.
We're having a family reunion.
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- Why is Liza coming to
your family reunion?
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- Sloane! I know you gotta get going, so
don't worry. I'll catch these guys up.
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- Alrighty, well ciao for now.
I'll see you all on Friday.
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- See ya!
- Bye! What's going on?
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- Well, you know how one minute you're
working in a DNA testing facility
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and you accidentally
sneeze in a sample,
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and a month later, someone
comes to your door
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because they think you're related.
Ha. It's a classic mix-up.
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- Ha-ha. A tale as old as time.
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I'm not going. - Ditto.
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- Come on, guys! Please! WASP-y
people make me feel nervous.
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What am I supposed to talk about?
The stock market and...
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See? I literally can't
think of another thing.
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- Liza, you're not
related to that woman.
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- Boats. Rich people love boats.
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That's literally the only
thing I know about boats.
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Please? You two are the
fanciest people I know.
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- I guess I am pretty fancy.
- Yeah, you are.
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- Fine. But only because
I've been looking
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for an occasion to wear my new ascot.
- Yes!
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Can you believe they're just
letting me use this car?
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I mean, the glove box
is refrigerated.
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It's better than our
refrigerator in the apartment.
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I went out and I bought butter just
for the car. You guys want butter?
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- Just plain?
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(celestial music)
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(Harlow): My God. (Liza): Wow.
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- Liza, I'm having second
thoughts about this.
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You know, it's not too late to back out.
- I'm with Harlow on this.
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- Guys, don't flake out on me now, come on.
We're already here.
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Don't worry. I'm gonna tell
'em as soon as we get inside.
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Or as soon as my car's done in the shop.
Either way, they're gonna know soon-ish.
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(classical music)
- Yay, you're here!
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Everybody, they're here!
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Liza, Oliver, Harlow, meet Daddy.
My daddy.
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My mother, Cora, and my
older brother, Hughes.
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- Oh, look at you!
Look at her, Cora!
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- Oh, I'm looking, darling.
- Oh, she's gorgeous. Isn't she gorgeous?
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I bet she's smart too.
I can tell
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just by looking at you. - Oh!
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- This is truly a cause
for celebration.
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I'll get the wine.
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- Hey, all my friends call me
Hughes, 'cause that's my name.
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- Liza.
- No, Hughes.
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- Right. Hughes.
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Hughes it is indeed.
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Ahem. - Just a reminder,
you're supposed to be related.
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This isn't Cruel Intentions.
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- So how's that loaner
car working out for you?
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- Can you be soul-mates
with a vehicle?
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'Cause I'd kinda like to ask its
dad if I can marry it. (laughter)
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- Liza, come on. I
wanna give you a tour.
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We have a giant waterslide in our pool.
Oh, the indoor pool.
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- You have more than one pool?
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(cork popping, glass smashing) - Oh.
Cora, dear, are you alright?
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- Mom, let me help you with that.
- Oh, no!
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I was trying to get the cork out of the
bottle, and my elbow must've bumped it!
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- It's alright, darling. It's just a lamp.
As long as you're alright.
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- Wow.
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Sorry. It's just, if that
happened in my house,
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it would've not gone
down like that.
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My dad once broke
a Glade candle,
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and my mom made him eat
the wax as punishment.
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We switched to Plug-Ins after that.
- What's a Plug-In?
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- Oh, it's a...
(phone vibrating)
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It's nothing. And my family
can be just a little...
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What?! Um...
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Sorry, do you have somewhere
I can make a phone call?
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- How 'bout the kitchen?
- Oh. Which one?
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(laughter)
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- Oh. (tapping)
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- That's my little Lord Tinsley.
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- Oh, he's adorable. I
could just eat him up.
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- But you wouldn't, would you?
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Oh, I'm just kidding. Oh! Yes,
he is adorable, isn't he?
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Oh, I'm sorry I'm gushing.
My dog is my life.
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- Oh, I totally get it. My dog,
Bark-Paul Gosselaar, is my baby.
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- Well, if you're a
fellow dog-lover,
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I must show you Lord Tinsley's trophy room.
It's quite impressive.
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- You don't happen to know anyone
at the Champions Club, do you?
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- Know anyone? I'm
practically on the board.
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(Oliver): Wow. This
place is amazing.
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If I lived here, I would host
so many murder-mystery parties.
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And I'd have a
luxury panic-room.
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A place to have panic attacks
surrounded by luxury.
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- Yeah. This place
is alright, I guess.
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I mean, I'm only staying here 'cause
I got kicked out of my last place.
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00:10:45,343 --> 00:10:47,346
You'd think my neighbours
would be so stoked
227
00:10:47,379 --> 00:10:49,982
that I had a Migos show performed
right on the front lawn.
228
00:10:50,015 --> 00:10:51,450
And the thing is, I
did invite them.
229
00:10:51,483 --> 00:10:53,886
And we pretty much put out
the fire, like, right away,
230
00:10:53,919 --> 00:10:55,754
so it wasn't even
that big of a deal.
231
00:10:55,787 --> 00:10:57,390
- Yeah, I think I
read about that.
232
00:10:58,957 --> 00:11:01,060
So you're in the market
for a new place.
233
00:11:01,093 --> 00:11:04,263
- Yeah, absolutely. But them I'm
gonna have to, like, look...
234
00:11:04,296 --> 00:11:06,331
- Ugh. Oh, yeah.
235
00:11:06,364 --> 00:11:09,268
I wish I could get you
the place I just listed.
236
00:11:09,301 --> 00:11:12,371
It's very high-end, in an
emerging neighbourhood.
237
00:11:12,404 --> 00:11:14,973
But I kind of already
promised it to Ja Rule.
238
00:11:15,006 --> 00:11:18,777
- What?! Well, can I
take a look at it?
239
00:11:18,810 --> 00:11:23,048
- I mean, I guess you are, like, family
now. I suppose I could fit you in.
240
00:11:23,081 --> 00:11:25,417
- Suck it, Ja Rule. Yeah.
241
00:11:25,450 --> 00:11:27,319
Alright, I'm gonna go
get my chequebook.
242
00:11:29,221 --> 00:11:32,091
- Mom, you called 10 times
to see if I ordered a sari?!
243
00:11:32,124 --> 00:11:34,927
Ten?! You only call 10
times if somebody's dead,
244
00:11:34,960 --> 00:11:36,428
or Taylor Swift is
finally engaged.
245
00:11:36,461 --> 00:11:38,797
(mom shouting over phone)
246
00:11:38,830 --> 00:11:41,266
Mom. Mom, Mom, calm down.
247
00:11:41,299 --> 00:11:45,070
- Everything okay? - Yep. Everything's
great. I'll be right out.
248
00:11:45,103 --> 00:11:46,238
- Oh, shhh.
249
00:11:47,472 --> 00:11:49,808
(mom shouting) - What?!
250
00:11:49,841 --> 00:11:52,077
- So that is the
wrap-around balcony.
251
00:11:52,110 --> 00:11:55,914
It has a fire pit and a
full outdoor kitchen.
252
00:11:55,947 --> 00:11:58,951
- God, Oliver, you are
selling me so hard, dude.
253
00:11:58,984 --> 00:12:00,853
I can already see
myself out there.
254
00:12:00,886 --> 00:12:02,287
I think we got a
winner right there.
255
00:12:02,320 --> 00:12:04,356
Now I just got a quick
question to ask you.
256
00:12:04,389 --> 00:12:05,457
- Ask away.
- You know,
257
00:12:05,490 --> 00:12:07,426
now that I got a little
bit of brown in my blood,
258
00:12:07,459 --> 00:12:09,228
I can say the N-word now, right?
259
00:12:10,562 --> 00:12:12,264
(bleep!) - No!
260
00:12:12,297 --> 00:12:15,534
I-I-I know what the N-word
is, and no, you cannot.
261
00:12:15,567 --> 00:12:18,070
- Are you sure? Or are
you messing with me?
262
00:12:18,103 --> 00:12:20,272
'Cause I know I'm kinda new to
this whole thug-life thing,
263
00:12:20,305 --> 00:12:22,508
but, like, I'm pretty sure
that it's all good now.
264
00:12:22,541 --> 00:12:24,543
- I'm pretty sure
it's not all good.
265
00:12:24,576 --> 00:12:26,345
- Well what about
when I'm rapping?
266
00:12:26,378 --> 00:12:28,413
- No!
- Not even Gold Digger?
267
00:12:28,446 --> 00:12:32,251
- Hughes! You are not allowed,
nor will you ever be allowed,
268
00:12:32,284 --> 00:12:33,952
to say the N-word.
269
00:12:33,985 --> 00:12:35,354
- Oh, okay.
270
00:12:36,288 --> 00:12:37,990
- Okay.
271
00:12:38,023 --> 00:12:40,292
- But you know we all are
from Africa though, right?
272
00:12:41,193 --> 00:12:42,995
- It doesn't work like that.
273
00:12:48,300 --> 00:12:50,536
- So... the Champions Club.
274
00:12:50,569 --> 00:12:53,572
I mean, what is the deal
with their waiting list?
275
00:12:53,605 --> 00:12:56,942
- What do you mean? - Well, my dog
has been on the list for two years,
276
00:12:56,975 --> 00:12:59,144
and it seems like a
total no-brainer.
277
00:12:59,177 --> 00:13:02,548
Bark-Paul is a huge influencer. I
mean, look at his Insta following.
278
00:13:02,581 --> 00:13:04,917
(chuckling) - That's charming,
279
00:13:04,950 --> 00:13:06,885
but I don't think the board is going
to be swayed by an Instagram...
280
00:13:06,918 --> 00:13:08,520
Oh. Oh!
281
00:13:08,553 --> 00:13:11,290
Oh, that is quite a
large following.
282
00:13:11,323 --> 00:13:13,526
That's a very
impressive platform.
283
00:13:14,426 --> 00:13:17,496
And you... Let me look at you.
284
00:13:18,163 --> 00:13:20,933
Shiny hair... Go
like this for me.
285
00:13:23,034 --> 00:13:25,437
Oh, nice, healthy gums.
286
00:13:25,470 --> 00:13:28,974
You know, I'm gonna write you
a letter of recommendation.
287
00:13:29,007 --> 00:13:32,211
And a letter from me
is a guaranteed in.
288
00:13:32,244 --> 00:13:35,547
- Oh, my God. Thank you so much!
You would do that for me?
289
00:13:35,580 --> 00:13:39,919
- Of course, darling! Now this calls
for a real drink. (glass shattering)
290
00:13:42,954 --> 00:13:45,090
- What floor am I on?
291
00:13:45,457 --> 00:13:47,292
Where's the waterslide?
292
00:13:47,325 --> 00:13:48,494
Oh, shit.
293
00:13:56,468 --> 00:13:57,903
Shit.
294
00:14:00,005 --> 00:14:01,640
- What's with the
emergency meeting text?
295
00:14:01,673 --> 00:14:03,408
- It's over.
- What are you talking about?
296
00:14:03,441 --> 00:14:05,444
- This letter is from WhatUpFam.
297
00:14:05,477 --> 00:14:09,047
It explains all about how the DNA
sample test was contaminated.
298
00:14:09,080 --> 00:14:10,482
Which means, the jig is up.
299
00:14:10,515 --> 00:14:13,218
I have to go and explain to them before
they figure it out on their own.
300
00:14:13,251 --> 00:14:15,587
- Liza, that's a terrible idea.
- You're right.
301
00:14:15,620 --> 00:14:17,456
'Cause the longer I
stay in that house,
302
00:14:17,489 --> 00:14:19,625
the more I risk truth-vomiting
all over the place.
303
00:14:19,658 --> 00:14:21,393
I can feel something
coming up already.
304
00:14:23,361 --> 00:14:25,030
Harlow, I'm wearing your
underwear right now!
305
00:14:25,063 --> 00:14:26,665
- What?!
- Ew.
306
00:14:26,698 --> 00:14:29,501
- I wear them all the time. Sometimes I don't
even wash them before I put them back.
307
00:14:29,534 --> 00:14:31,003
- Oh.
- Liza. Keep it together.
308
00:14:31,036 --> 00:14:33,205
Let your friends reap the
benefit of this lie.
309
00:14:33,238 --> 00:14:35,307
I am this close
to making a sale!
310
00:14:35,340 --> 00:14:38,310
- And I am this close to getting that
letter of recommendation for Bark-Paul.
311
00:14:38,343 --> 00:14:40,646
All we're asking for is
just a little more time.
312
00:14:40,679 --> 00:14:43,682
- I just don't like lying.
- Don't think of it as lying.
313
00:14:43,715 --> 00:14:46,218
Think of it as expressing a
different version of the truth.
314
00:14:46,251 --> 00:14:48,153
And technically, you
could be related.
315
00:14:48,520 --> 00:14:50,255
Aren't we all from
Africa, anyway?
316
00:14:50,288 --> 00:14:52,324
- It doesn't work like that.
- Okay, Liza.
317
00:14:52,357 --> 00:14:55,360
Oliver and I have dealt with
racism our entire lives,
318
00:14:55,393 --> 00:14:58,597
and an opportunity like this just
does not come along very often.
319
00:14:58,630 --> 00:15:01,566
Of course, it doesn't make up for
everything we've been through,
320
00:15:01,599 --> 00:15:04,269
but it is a small win. And don't
you think we deserve that?
321
00:15:04,302 --> 00:15:06,639
- What? You two playing
the race card on me?
322
00:15:07,372 --> 00:15:08,540
Hello?
323
00:15:08,573 --> 00:15:12,344
- Technically you're half.
Your white side owes us this.
324
00:15:12,377 --> 00:15:14,380
- That is some messed-up logic.
325
00:15:16,248 --> 00:15:18,150
But my white-guilt side thinks by denying your
point of view, I'd be denying your experience.
326
00:15:18,550 --> 00:15:20,019
Which would be wrong.
327
00:15:20,652 --> 00:15:22,988
So I think maybe...
you're right?
328
00:15:23,421 --> 00:15:25,291
- Let's go with that.
- Mm.
329
00:15:26,224 --> 00:15:28,593
- I can do this. Just a
little while longer.
330
00:15:28,626 --> 00:15:29,662
- Liza?
331
00:15:30,495 --> 00:15:31,997
What are you doing?
332
00:15:32,030 --> 00:15:36,468
- Oh, you know. Just checking to see
if you're on daylight saving's time.
333
00:15:36,501 --> 00:15:39,137
- Um, okay. Well, I was
actually just looking for you,
334
00:15:39,170 --> 00:15:41,206
I had a couple of
quick questions.
335
00:15:41,239 --> 00:15:44,576
- Questions? I don't know anything.
- It's not an interrogation!
336
00:15:44,609 --> 00:15:47,379
I just want to get to know you
a little better. - You do?
337
00:15:49,080 --> 00:15:52,517
I feel like we know each other so
well already, though. - Me too.
338
00:15:52,550 --> 00:15:56,521
So where are you from?
- Oh. I can answer that. Texas.
339
00:15:56,554 --> 00:15:58,590
- Right, but where
are you really from?
340
00:15:58,623 --> 00:16:00,625
Like, where's our
home base in India?
341
00:16:00,658 --> 00:16:03,462
- "Our" home base?
- Yeah, and are we Hindu?
342
00:16:03,495 --> 00:16:05,530
- I'm sorry, what kind
of questions are these?
343
00:16:05,563 --> 00:16:07,199
- Oh, I'm filling out
college applications,
344
00:16:07,232 --> 00:16:10,035
and I really need to rep my
Indian-ness this time around.
345
00:16:10,068 --> 00:16:12,170
I didn't get into any colleges
when I first applied,
346
00:16:12,203 --> 00:16:14,740
and now all of a sudden you
can't buy your way in.
347
00:16:14,773 --> 00:16:17,342
But now that I'm mixed, I can
probably get in anywhere.
348
00:16:17,375 --> 00:16:19,611
- Hmm. That seems a
little unethical.
349
00:16:19,644 --> 00:16:21,346
- Unethical? Liza.
350
00:16:21,379 --> 00:16:23,348
We've been forced to
exploit the system,
351
00:16:23,381 --> 00:16:25,751
because the system is
there in the first place.
352
00:16:25,784 --> 00:16:27,519
It's a reverse racism.
353
00:16:27,552 --> 00:16:29,087
- That's not a thing.
354
00:16:29,120 --> 00:16:32,290
- But now that I've got a little Indian
in my blood, things are looking up.
355
00:16:32,323 --> 00:16:36,561
Pal of mine recently married a Chinese
and he got a minority business grant.
356
00:16:36,594 --> 00:16:39,765
I recently applied for mine,
and when the money comes in,
357
00:16:39,798 --> 00:16:41,700
Daddy's gonna get a
whole new dealership.
358
00:16:41,733 --> 00:16:44,636
(forced laughter) - Okay, I
think I'm hitting my limit.
359
00:16:44,669 --> 00:16:47,406
- Oh, speaking of which, that
loaner car really suits you,
360
00:16:47,439 --> 00:16:49,174
I want you to keep it.
361
00:16:49,207 --> 00:16:50,642
- Say what now?
362
00:16:52,210 --> 00:16:53,612
Heated seats...
363
00:16:54,579 --> 00:16:55,781
Racism.
364
00:16:56,448 --> 00:16:57,750
Cooling seats...
365
00:16:58,583 --> 00:16:59,718
Racism.
366
00:17:00,885 --> 00:17:03,756
The option to set my butt to
any temperature I want...
367
00:17:04,656 --> 00:17:05,758
Racism.
368
00:17:06,658 --> 00:17:08,127
Chilled butter...
369
00:17:09,494 --> 00:17:10,562
Racism.
370
00:17:11,596 --> 00:17:13,331
- I cannot thank you enough.
371
00:17:13,364 --> 00:17:15,600
Bark-Paul is going to
flip when I tell him.
372
00:17:15,633 --> 00:17:18,737
- Oh, for a friend of the family,
it's the least I could do.
373
00:17:18,770 --> 00:17:21,473
And of course, it doesn't hurt
to have an ally on the inside.
374
00:17:21,506 --> 00:17:24,043
- An ally?
- Well, to be honest...
375
00:17:24,709 --> 00:17:27,245
...I've been concerned,
now that I'm "of colour,"
376
00:17:27,278 --> 00:17:29,681
that the club might
want to kick me out.
377
00:17:29,714 --> 00:17:32,417
That I might have to deal
with, what's the word?
378
00:17:32,450 --> 00:17:36,121
When you don't like someone because of
the way they look. It's not jealousy.
379
00:17:36,154 --> 00:17:37,322
- Racism?
380
00:17:37,355 --> 00:17:39,758
- That's it. That
people would be racist.
381
00:17:39,791 --> 00:17:41,726
But now if they try anything,
382
00:17:41,759 --> 00:17:44,262
we can just post to
Bark-Paul's followers.
383
00:17:44,295 --> 00:17:45,930
- Mm.
384
00:17:45,964 --> 00:17:49,334
- It'd be such a PR nightmare for them,
they'd have no choice but to back down.
385
00:17:50,168 --> 00:17:52,071
Oh, hello, precious!
386
00:17:52,637 --> 00:17:56,842
Oh, Mommy's good boy! Mm-mm!
Here, hold Lord Tinsley for me.
387
00:17:56,875 --> 00:18:00,512
- Oh. Okay. - I just need to
go and find a pen and sign.
388
00:18:05,383 --> 00:18:08,454
(light music) - Hmm.
389
00:18:11,589 --> 00:18:14,693
- Okay, well, I'll get
the paperwork started.
390
00:18:14,726 --> 00:18:18,230
I'm so glad I met you today, Hughes.
You are the perfect...
391
00:18:18,263 --> 00:18:21,333
No, the only person that
this condo is meant for.
392
00:18:21,366 --> 00:18:23,802
- Aw, thanks, brother.
393
00:18:23,835 --> 00:18:26,305
- You're welcome... brother.
394
00:18:26,771 --> 00:18:29,274
- Time to take the annual family
portrait for the holiday card!
395
00:18:29,307 --> 00:18:31,877
- Oh... (Dad): Gather round.
- But it's August.
396
00:18:31,910 --> 00:18:34,746
- Is it August already?
Oh, we are so behind.
397
00:18:34,779 --> 00:18:36,448
- You know, this seems like more
398
00:18:36,481 --> 00:18:38,517
of an immediate-family moment.
We should get going.
399
00:18:38,550 --> 00:18:40,685
- No, no, no, Liza, you're in the photo!
No, you are family!
400
00:18:40,718 --> 00:18:44,189
Come on. Would you be a
sport and do the honours?
401
00:18:44,222 --> 00:18:45,457
- Oh.
402
00:18:46,791 --> 00:18:50,762
- Okay, over here. - Okay, okay.
- A little closer. Perfect.
403
00:18:50,795 --> 00:18:52,898
- Everyone say "Ralph Lauren!"
404
00:18:52,931 --> 00:18:56,201
(all): Ralph Lauren!
- Uh, can I see?
405
00:18:56,234 --> 00:18:57,936
- Uh...
- Ugh, no.
406
00:18:57,969 --> 00:19:00,238
Can you take it again?
We need more light.
407
00:19:00,271 --> 00:19:04,242
- Oh, well, you could turn on that lamp
over there... Oh. But somebody broke it.
408
00:19:04,275 --> 00:19:07,946
- There we go! I was wondering when
you were gonna throw that in my face!
409
00:19:07,979 --> 00:19:10,649
- Well, maybe if you didn't spend
your days soaked in booze.
410
00:19:10,682 --> 00:19:13,285
Do you have any idea how
expensive that lamp was?
411
00:19:13,318 --> 00:19:16,755
- That wasn't expensive! You just think it
was because you had to buy three of them.
412
00:19:16,788 --> 00:19:19,724
One for me and one for
each of your mistresses.
413
00:19:19,757 --> 00:19:23,528
- Mistresses? - Oh, honey, wake
up. You're not 10 anymore.
414
00:19:23,561 --> 00:19:26,765
- Can you stop fighting in
front of my new black friend?
415
00:19:26,798 --> 00:19:30,302
(both): Shut up, Hughes!
- So... thank you for having us.
416
00:19:30,335 --> 00:19:31,837
- No, no, please!
- No!
417
00:19:31,870 --> 00:19:36,341
- You must stay. Just stay for one quick
photo. - Because we all look so lovely!
418
00:19:36,374 --> 00:19:38,777
- I guess one couldn't hurt.
419
00:19:38,810 --> 00:19:41,780
- Oh, wait. I forgot part of my fit.
Hold on a second.
420
00:19:41,813 --> 00:19:43,982
No, I gotta represent
my peeps now.
421
00:19:44,015 --> 00:19:45,650
(war cry)
422
00:19:45,683 --> 00:19:48,286
- Oh, hell no. No! (Bleep) this!
423
00:19:48,319 --> 00:19:50,455
WhatUpFam? Oh, ha-ha.
424
00:19:50,488 --> 00:19:52,691
I'm-a tell you what's up.
425
00:19:52,724 --> 00:19:56,394
You're not Indian, you're not
Indian, you're not Indian,
426
00:19:56,427 --> 00:19:59,431
and you are not Indian,
or Native American!
427
00:19:59,464 --> 00:20:01,333
- Liza, what are
you talking about?
428
00:20:01,366 --> 00:20:04,236
- It's a lie, and as this
letter will tell you,
429
00:20:04,269 --> 00:20:06,438
we are not related.
430
00:20:06,471 --> 00:20:08,673
I just happened to
sneeze in your sample.
431
00:20:08,706 --> 00:20:10,208
- Ugh.
- Ew.
432
00:20:10,241 --> 00:20:13,645
- You know, I thought it would've been
nice to be a part of this family.
433
00:20:13,678 --> 00:20:18,583
You all seemed so put together,
so different than my own.
434
00:20:18,616 --> 00:20:22,721
But take a look behind closed doors, and
your shit is flying off the hinges!
435
00:20:22,754 --> 00:20:24,823
You know what? You
can keep your car,
436
00:20:24,856 --> 00:20:27,926
'cause I don't want to have
anything to do with this family!
437
00:20:27,959 --> 00:20:29,828
Unless you... wanna
give me your car,
438
00:20:29,861 --> 00:20:31,896
because I clearly just taught
you a very valuable lesson.
439
00:20:31,929 --> 00:20:34,533
- Oh, not a chance!
Hand over the keys.
440
00:20:35,500 --> 00:20:38,937
- I'm white again! Mama's
breaking out the good pills!
441
00:20:38,970 --> 00:20:40,538
- Hi there.
442
00:20:40,572 --> 00:20:44,376
I hope this new information doesn't
change your offer to write that letter.
443
00:20:44,409 --> 00:20:47,479
- Oh, darling. It
absolutely does.
444
00:20:47,512 --> 00:20:51,850
Nothing personal. I just don't think
you'd feel very comfortable there.
445
00:20:52,617 --> 00:20:53,852
You understand.
446
00:20:53,885 --> 00:20:56,421
(scoffing) - Oh, I understand.
447
00:20:56,454 --> 00:20:58,323
I understand perfectly.
448
00:20:58,356 --> 00:21:01,426
Just like I'm sure the club
wouldn't feel too comfortable
449
00:21:01,459 --> 00:21:03,528
finding out that Lord
Tinsley has cryptorchidism!
450
00:21:03,561 --> 00:21:06,365
- Oh!
- What's cryptork-idis-acha?
451
00:21:06,864 --> 00:21:08,700
- I think it's some
kind of dog herpes?
452
00:21:08,733 --> 00:21:11,536
- It means he only has one ball.
(all gasping)
453
00:21:11,569 --> 00:21:14,939
And anyone who knows dog shows
knows that the rules clearly state
454
00:21:14,972 --> 00:21:17,776
that all competing males
must have two balls.
455
00:21:17,809 --> 00:21:20,845
You're a fraud. I know it,
and so will everyone else,
456
00:21:20,878 --> 00:21:23,448
once I post it on my very
influential platform.
457
00:21:23,481 --> 00:21:26,051
- Ah! You wouldn't!
458
00:21:26,084 --> 00:21:28,020
- Hmm... I just did.
459
00:21:29,554 --> 00:21:32,023
- Huh. Hughes... my friend.
460
00:21:32,056 --> 00:21:34,693
My brother. We're still
good for the condo, right?
461
00:21:34,726 --> 00:21:36,761
- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, of course.
462
00:21:36,794 --> 00:21:38,663
- Oh, thank God.
- No, we're fine. - What?
463
00:21:38,696 --> 00:21:40,699
This dipshit doesn't have
any money to buy a house.
464
00:21:40,732 --> 00:21:43,368
Hughes can't even touch his
trust fund until he turns 30.
465
00:21:43,401 --> 00:21:47,505
Not after he spent $300,000
replacing his teeth with diamonds.
466
00:21:47,538 --> 00:21:50,909
- They're the back molars, Dad! Okay?
No one can even see them!
467
00:21:50,942 --> 00:21:53,578
- Why did you even put them there, then?
- You don't get it, Dad!
468
00:21:53,611 --> 00:21:56,881
- We should probably go.
(all shouting)
469
00:21:56,914 --> 00:21:59,417
- I'm gonna grab the
butter from the car.
470
00:21:59,450 --> 00:22:01,553
- Have another drink!
- I will!
471
00:22:02,754 --> 00:22:05,623
- Yep, Mom, I ordered the sari.
And you know what?
472
00:22:05,656 --> 00:22:07,726
I'm actually really looking
forward to the wedding.
473
00:22:07,759 --> 00:22:12,130
I know our family may have some
issues, but every family does,
474
00:22:12,163 --> 00:22:16,401
and I'd choose our brand of crazy
over all the others any day.
475
00:22:16,434 --> 00:22:20,038
(mom shouting) No, no, I wasn't calling
you crazy, I just meant that...
476
00:22:20,071 --> 00:22:21,773
(knocking)
477
00:22:21,806 --> 00:22:23,675
Hey, Mom, I gotta go.
My date's here.
478
00:22:23,708 --> 00:22:25,910
No, I'm not gonna ask
him to FaceTime.
479
00:22:25,943 --> 00:22:28,113
Hey, okay. I love you.
Okay, okay.
480
00:22:28,146 --> 00:22:31,883
- Excuse me, your date?
(gasping)
481
00:22:31,916 --> 00:22:33,551
You're going out with Hughes?
482
00:22:33,584 --> 00:22:36,955
- Yeah, I am.
- Hey, guys, um... so...
483
00:22:36,988 --> 00:22:40,625
I just want to apologize for how I
acted when you all first met me.
484
00:22:40,658 --> 00:22:44,929
I came off as, like, this
huge, close-minded d-bag,
485
00:22:44,962 --> 00:22:48,633
but I have changed since
then, thanks to Liza.
486
00:22:48,666 --> 00:22:53,905
I mean, we've had some really great talks
about race and my white privilege,
487
00:22:53,938 --> 00:22:58,877
and I can honestly say that I see
how insensitive I really was.
488
00:22:58,910 --> 00:23:01,880
So I hope you guys can find it
in your hearts to forgive me.
489
00:23:01,913 --> 00:23:05,450
- It's only been 400 years
of institutionalized racism.
490
00:23:05,483 --> 00:23:07,185
But sure. Start fresh.
491
00:23:07,218 --> 00:23:09,821
- Awesome. Thanks, guys!
- See?
492
00:23:09,854 --> 00:23:13,758
I may have had to open up more than a couple
of new credit cars in order to fix my car,
493
00:23:13,791 --> 00:23:15,727
but some good did
come out of this.
494
00:23:15,760 --> 00:23:18,430
I mean, this experience has
really opened up Hughes's eyes.
495
00:23:18,463 --> 00:23:21,032
His gorgeous, blue eyes.
496
00:23:21,065 --> 00:23:24,836
But now that we're not
related, we can go out.
497
00:23:24,869 --> 00:23:27,705
- Wait, what do you mean,
we're not related?
498
00:23:27,738 --> 00:23:32,043
- I mean, we're not related. Remember the
big speech that I gave at your house?
499
00:23:32,076 --> 00:23:35,079
- Oh, yeah, I got bored and zoned out.
Aw, that's a bummer.
500
00:23:35,112 --> 00:23:38,216
The whole kissing-cousins thing was
what was kinda doing it for me.
501
00:23:38,249 --> 00:23:41,085
- Gross. - Well, maybe we could
still pretend to be related?
502
00:23:41,118 --> 00:23:42,754
- Okay, yeah, no.
503
00:23:45,022 --> 00:23:46,725
- No. No, I can't.
504
00:23:48,893 --> 00:23:51,062
- Okay. (Liza): Get out.
505
00:23:51,095 --> 00:23:53,198
(club music) Bloopers!
506
00:23:53,231 --> 00:23:56,868
They have to make every family
function a family function.
507
00:23:56,901 --> 00:23:59,938
'Cause that's what family functions are!
So sorry! (laughter)
508
00:24:01,606 --> 00:24:04,809
I'm so sorry. He was doing a
Little Mermaid impression.
509
00:24:04,842 --> 00:24:08,613
My dad once ate a candle.
(laughter)
510
00:24:08,646 --> 00:24:10,582
(club music)
511
00:24:11,616 --> 00:24:14,853
Well, you know how one minute you're
working for a DNA facility? What?
512
00:24:14,886 --> 00:24:17,722
Well, you know how one minute
you're working for... Mm!
513
00:24:17,755 --> 00:24:19,824
Well... (laughing)
514
00:24:19,857 --> 00:24:21,926
And you accidentally sneeze in a
sample and then, a month later,
515
00:24:21,959 --> 00:24:24,095
someone shows up at your door
wondering if you're related?
516
00:24:24,128 --> 00:24:27,732
Ha-ha. It's a classic sample.
Sample? Ugh!!
517
00:24:32,970 --> 00:24:35,139
On the next Liza on Demand:
518
00:24:35,172 --> 00:24:37,642
They took my face and they Photoshopped
it on another person's body!
519
00:24:37,675 --> 00:24:39,911
- If my boobs looked that good,
I would not be complaining.
520
00:24:39,944 --> 00:24:42,881
- I guess all these gigging jobs
all lead to the same place.
521
00:24:42,914 --> 00:24:46,084
(Liza): I'm no longer using the
internet for anything. So, ha!
522
00:24:46,117 --> 00:24:50,555
- It's incredible what you can see when
you're not staring at a display all day.
523
00:24:50,955 --> 00:24:53,925
- There is a solution to this,
but you can't handle it.
524
00:24:53,958 --> 00:24:56,661
- I walked because I
couldn't get gas in my car,
525
00:24:56,694 --> 00:24:58,663
but then I couldn't call an
Uber, 'cause I'm an Uber,
526
00:24:58,696 --> 00:25:00,932
so I would've just been calling
myself, but... without gas.
527
00:25:00,965 --> 00:25:02,801
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