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Hey, Calvin. You said you wanted
to show me something?
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Yes, Dave, I do. Um...
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Look at this.
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What is it?
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It's the baby-changing table
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that you and Gemma gave Tina
for her grandma shower.
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It says "some assembly required."
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Well, this is not some. This is all.
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Well, Calvin, that's part of the appeal.
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Not only is it a gift, but
it's a fun building project.
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I see. I get it.
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You want me to help you build it.
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Close. I want you to build
it while I go play golf.
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Hmm, this is a fun project.
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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪
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♪ Welcome to the hood. ♪
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So, Tina, are you nervous?
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We're about to find out
the sex of your grandchild.
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No, you're about to find out.
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My instincts told me what Marty and
Courtney were having months ago.
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I'm just here to say, "I told you so!"
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(LAUGHS)
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Oh, oh, look at you, girl. You...
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You just popped outta there!
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Lookit.
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So I keep hearing.
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Hey, uh, hey, Dad,
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Courtney is a little bit
sensitive about her size.
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- Oh, oh, okay, yeah, understood, yeah.
- Yeah, yeah.
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Girl, look at you!
As big as you wanna be!
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Thank you.
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Hey, uh, Courtney, um, why
don't you come have a seat?
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Okay.
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Oh, no. No, uh... (CHUCKLES)
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One of the more sturdy ones.
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- There we go.
- All right, let's do it.
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Okay.
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Drones, up.
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(DRONES WHIRRING)
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(LAUGHS)
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Okay, folks, it's showtime.
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Keep your eyes on the skies
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- and all will be revealed.
- I-I know the gender,
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can you reveal the baby's name instead?
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Mom, no. We're not
telling anyone the name.
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We want to save something
for the big day.
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Okay. I know. You're right.
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Just tell me!
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Mommy, no!
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Okay. Hit it.
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(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
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Um...
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What gender is green?
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What are you doing, Dave?
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I'm gonna use my drone
to film the gender reveal.
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You really think we're gonna
want to watch this again?
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Are the drones forming
shapes in the sky?
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Yep. That's Orion.
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A-And that's Cassiopeia.
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You do know there's a
Laker game on, right?
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I love it. It's so creative.
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I don't understand it,
like, at all, but still.
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Here we go.
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The moment of truth has arrived.
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Okay, let me just get
my drone in position...
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(CRASHING, ZAPPING)
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(SCREAMING)
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It's a girl.
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(CACKLES)
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I told you so!
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(GASPING)
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♪ ♪
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Well, so much for our big gender reveal.
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And we didn't even get to the best part.
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I know,
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where the X and Y chromosomes
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converge on the ovum.
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Yeah, well...
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at least we'll have a fun story
to tell Penelope someday.
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Dave, listen.
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If you notice I'm acting weird,
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- don't make a big deal.
- Okay.
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I've got some information
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that I shouldn't have
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and it's really fantastic information,
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but I can't tell you, so leave me alone.
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You know, I think I can fix this.
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Dave, I know the name of
Marty and Courtney's baby.
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- Ooh, really, you do?
- Yeah.
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- Well, what is it?
- I can't tell you!
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I'm dying to, but I can't.
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They're keeping it a secret.
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Okay, well, you do need
to respect their wishes.
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Do I?
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I mean, you're my husband,
it's kind of a loophole.
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That is true.
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Married people do share everything.
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But you can't tell anybody.
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Well, w-who am I gonna tell?
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It's Penelope.
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- Oh, that's cute.
- (SQUEAKS)
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She could by "Penny" or "Nelly" or...
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Ooh, I know. Pineapple.
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No one is gonna call her Pineapple.
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Well, that's what I'm going to call her.
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♪ ♪
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Hey, y'all.
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- Hey.
- Hi.
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Okay, do we really have
to write a thank-you card
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for this creepy crib mobile?
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It is so ugly.
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- Yeah.
- Who even gave this to us?
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It's from me.
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Thank you.
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You know, I wasn't looking at
it from the baby's perspective,
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it's actually beautiful.
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So, how was the game?
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Yeah...
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Well, we won, but it
went into extra innings
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and I haven't even started
writing my geology paper
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- and it's due tomorrow.
- Ah. Geology 101,
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"rocks for jocks." (LAUGHS)
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That class was a piece of cake.
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Well, at least for me.
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Do a pull-up.
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You can't win every argument like that.
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You know what you could do?
If you want to save time,
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- use AI.
- Yeah.
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Whoa, to write my paper?
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No way, that's cheating.
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I want to write this myself.
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Embrace the future, Malcolm.
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People used to think
calculators were cheating.
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And spell-checkers. And now
we take them for granted.
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- And now you can take AI for granite.
- Yeah.
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(LAUGHING)
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Gran-ite.
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The rock.
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- Yeah.
- (LAUGHTER)
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This poor kid will be
born stuffed in a locker.
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Man...
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♪ ♪
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Hey, Dave.
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- How's it going?
- Not bad. Check it out.
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All this time, that's it?
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One leg?
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Well, I put the dowel for
the D leg in the A leg.
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Then, I used long screw
A in the locking bracket
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when I was supposed to
use short bolt C, so...
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I had to start over.
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Are you sure that leg is right?
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Yes.
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(MEEKLY): Yes.
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Step aside. I'm taking over.
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I'm not gonna put my sweet little
grandbaby on your house of cards.
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(CHUCKLES)
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What are you smiling about?
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I was just thinking about
your sweet little grandbaby.
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I hate smiles, Dave. What's going on?
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No, it's nothing, I just...
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I know something about
her that you don't know.
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How would you know if I don't know?
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Look, well, I've said too much.
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Oh, no, for the first
time ever, not true.
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Okay, look, Gemma swore me to secrecy,
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but you are my best friend
and if there's any loophole,
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it's for your BFF.
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Yeah, yeah, you know, if that's
what it takes, absolutely.
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BFF, yeah.
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The baby's name is Penelope.
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Penelope.
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Okay, yeah, that's cute. I like that.
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Yeah, right? You know, I bet a lot of us
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are gonna call her Pineapple.
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You know, I-I've always liked that name.
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I knew a Penelope in middle school.
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Oh. All right, well, please,
you can't say anything.
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Gemma will kill me.
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All right, look, your
secret's safe with me.
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All right, thanks, buddy. And by
the way, good luck on the cabinet.
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Here are the instructions.
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Dave. I'm a man, I don't
need no damn instructions.
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♪ ♪
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Okay, uh...
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Where do I start with this AI site?
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This looks really complicated.
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Oh.
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(CHIMES)
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Write me a three-page
paper about igneous rocks.
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- (COMPUTER CHIMES)
- Okay, how is that possibly...
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And done.
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No way. There's no way this thing
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can write a good paper in two seconds.
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(CHUCKLING) This is...
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Oh, damn.
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Let's go get some sushi.
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No, no, Marty, I can't
just turn this in.
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I want this work to be my own.
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Oh. Okay, well, take what AI wrote
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and then dumb it down.
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Malcolm it up.
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♪ ♪
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(DRILL WHIRRING)
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- Hey, babe.
- Yeah?
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Check it out. I'm an
artist with this thing.
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One-handed.
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(WHIRRING)
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Behind the back.
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(WHIRRING)
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Blindfolded.
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(DRILL RATTLING)
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Okay, that was a little off right there.
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Well, Prime just delivered
the cutest pink onesies,
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bibs, socks, sweaters,
even pink diaper covers.
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I've got the embroidery machine
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to put the baby's name on all of them.
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What I don't have is the name.
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Well, I mean, keeping it secret
is kind of a tradition, right?
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More like superstition.
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You know, I thought they'd
be smarter than that.
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(CALVIN CHUCKLES) Says the
woman who thinks we'll go broke
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if you put your purse on the floor.
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- Are we broke?
- No.
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You're welcome.
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You know, I'm the grandmother.
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I should know before anybody, right?
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Right. That's... That's crazy.
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(DRILL WHIRRING)
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Calvin Geronimo Butler,
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do you know something?
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- Listen.
- Oh.
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- When somebody tells you a secret...
- Uh-huh.
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... they expect you to tell your
spouse, don't you think?
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Yeah, they do, they do,
move on, move on.
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So, so, so...
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All right, so, you have to
keep this just between us.
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- Of course, baby.
- All right?
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All right.
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So, Dave says Gemma heard
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- Marty say...
- Uh-huh.
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... that the baby's name is Penelope.
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Penelope.
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It's cute, right? (CHUCKLES)
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I know you think it's cute.
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What are you talking about?
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Oh, come on, Calvin.
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Penelope?
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The name of your first girlfriend?
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(CHUCKLES) That was seventh grade.
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And she was hardly my girlfriend.
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(CHUCKLES)
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You wild.
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So you had hot and
heavy make out sessions
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with a girl that wasn't
even your girlfriend?
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- It was one kiss.
- You know, I can't, I can't,
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I cannot embroider these
adorable pink baby clothes
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with the name of the first
girl you slobbed down.
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(SCOFFS) Penelope.
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Ho!
260
00:11:08,210 --> 00:11:10,470
Oh, that's from my great-aunt Sheila.
261
00:11:10,510 --> 00:11:11,545
Huh.
262
00:11:11,546 --> 00:11:14,370
I didn't know Target sold
five-dollar gift cards.
263
00:11:14,424 --> 00:11:16,420
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
264
00:11:16,470 --> 00:11:18,870
- Oh, hey, Marty, hey, Courtney.
- Hey.
265
00:11:18,920 --> 00:11:21,020
Um, well, I wanted to
tell you something,
266
00:11:21,040 --> 00:11:23,560
and I know it's not my place,
and I never meddle.
267
00:11:25,690 --> 00:11:28,050
Mom, can you just skip to
the part where you meddle?
268
00:11:28,104 --> 00:11:32,760
Okay, well, I have a real
problem with the baby's name.
269
00:11:32,810 --> 00:11:34,510
It's not gonna work.
270
00:11:35,403 --> 00:11:38,100
We haven't told anybody the baby's
name. What are you saying?
271
00:11:39,630 --> 00:11:40,930
(STAMMERS)
272
00:11:40,980 --> 00:11:42,330
Okay, this is...
273
00:11:43,280 --> 00:11:45,900
This is a little painful
for me to talk about.
274
00:11:45,920 --> 00:11:46,957
(SIGHS)
275
00:11:47,780 --> 00:11:50,480
We never told you or your brother,
276
00:11:50,530 --> 00:11:52,200
but years ago,
277
00:11:52,254 --> 00:11:55,450
your father was involved with someone.
278
00:11:56,120 --> 00:11:57,540
They were in love.
279
00:11:57,592 --> 00:11:59,080
Oh, my God.
280
00:11:59,135 --> 00:12:02,170
Yeah. It was when he was
in the seventh grade.
281
00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:04,250
Well, then, lead with that.
282
00:12:05,600 --> 00:12:07,610
What is wrong with you?
283
00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:10,500
Well, the point is,
her name was Penelope
284
00:12:10,520 --> 00:12:12,510
and that cannot be the
name of my grandbaby!
285
00:12:14,330 --> 00:12:17,569
Um, we're not naming our baby Penelope.
286
00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:19,050
- No.
- Oh, thank God.
287
00:12:19,100 --> 00:12:20,197
You would do that for me?
288
00:12:20,198 --> 00:12:21,650
Thank you.
289
00:12:22,284 --> 00:12:25,330
No. It was never Penelope.
290
00:12:25,380 --> 00:12:26,879
That's just what we
started calling the baby
291
00:12:26,880 --> 00:12:27,955
before we knew it was a girl.
292
00:12:27,956 --> 00:12:29,400
Really?
293
00:12:29,457 --> 00:12:32,230
Yes. Penelope was just our little joke.
294
00:12:32,280 --> 00:12:35,630
- (CHUCKLES): Yeah.
- (LAUGHS): Oh. Oh!
295
00:12:35,680 --> 00:12:38,480
I get it, I get it. It's funny
because it's an ugly name
296
00:12:38,530 --> 00:12:40,460
for people with big-ass foreheads.
297
00:12:42,700 --> 00:12:44,290
I looked at her yearbook picture.
298
00:12:44,347 --> 00:12:46,770
(LAUGHS)
299
00:12:46,820 --> 00:12:49,800
I-I cannot believe you
thought that was the name.
300
00:12:49,853 --> 00:12:53,300
What... there are no new Penelopes.
301
00:12:53,356 --> 00:12:55,260
And it would sound ridiculous.
302
00:12:55,317 --> 00:12:57,690
"Penelope Pridgeon"?
303
00:12:58,153 --> 00:13:00,140
(BOTH LAUGH)
304
00:13:00,196 --> 00:13:01,630
Huh.
305
00:13:03,010 --> 00:13:06,310
Pridgeon. Pridgeon. That...
well, that's your last name.
306
00:13:06,369 --> 00:13:08,570
- Yeah.
- Okay.
307
00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:10,530
Okay. Okay, okay, okay,
okay, okay... well,
308
00:13:10,582 --> 00:13:12,290
I-I was thinking Butler,
309
00:13:12,340 --> 00:13:14,835
but, you know, that-that's okay,
'cause you kn... we're not married.
310
00:13:14,836 --> 00:13:16,940
- Mm. Mm.
- Makes more sense.
311
00:13:16,990 --> 00:13:20,430
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, this
is what a feminist looks like.
312
00:13:21,092 --> 00:13:23,420
Well, that's great, honey.
Well, you know what?
313
00:13:23,470 --> 00:13:26,280
I've got a ton of
embroidering to do, but...
314
00:13:26,330 --> 00:13:30,142
Wait, I can't, because I
still don't know the name.
315
00:13:30,143 --> 00:13:31,590
(LAUGHS)
316
00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:35,970
I guess I can, you know,
embroider names I think of.
317
00:13:36,024 --> 00:13:38,810
Let me just start with Abigail?
318
00:13:38,860 --> 00:13:41,403
Agnes, Amaya...
319
00:13:41,404 --> 00:13:44,690
- It's Daphne.
- Oh, Daphne! I love it!
320
00:13:44,741 --> 00:13:45,950
(LAUGHS)
321
00:13:45,960 --> 00:13:47,660
MARTY: Okay, but Mom? Mom?
322
00:13:47,680 --> 00:13:50,570
Please remember, it's a
secret, so don't tell anyone.
323
00:13:50,622 --> 00:13:52,350
No, no, no, of course, of course.
324
00:13:52,400 --> 00:13:55,660
Daphne. D-A...
325
00:13:56,800 --> 00:13:58,660
- P-H-N-E.
- Don't get smart with me, boy.
326
00:14:00,131 --> 00:14:02,120
♪ ♪
327
00:14:02,175 --> 00:14:05,770
I got to hand it to you, Calvin.
This-this looks great.
328
00:14:05,820 --> 00:14:08,847
Yup. No instructions, no dilly-dallying.
329
00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:11,183
Just power, muscle and a drill.
330
00:14:11,184 --> 00:14:13,260
(DRILL WHIRRING)
331
00:14:13,310 --> 00:14:15,970
Oh, man. What?
332
00:14:19,234 --> 00:14:20,510
Well, what's this?
333
00:14:20,568 --> 00:14:21,850
What?
334
00:14:21,903 --> 00:14:23,410
The pop-out drawer.
335
00:14:23,460 --> 00:14:25,060
It... it doesn't pop out.
336
00:14:25,115 --> 00:14:28,230
- Let me see, okay?
- Yeah.
337
00:14:29,786 --> 00:14:31,610
Uh...
338
00:14:31,663 --> 00:14:34,000
Well... Oh!
339
00:14:34,624 --> 00:14:36,400
Okay, there it is. It popped out.
340
00:14:36,459 --> 00:14:38,070
- Yeah.
- Okay.
341
00:14:38,860 --> 00:14:40,780
Clearly, if I want this done right,
342
00:14:40,830 --> 00:14:42,099
I'm going to have to do it myself.
343
00:14:42,100 --> 00:14:44,550
Now, where'd you put the instructions
and my little Allen wrench?
344
00:14:44,551 --> 00:14:46,330
In the garbage.
345
00:14:46,386 --> 00:14:49,290
You know, you are lucky
that you're my best friend.
346
00:14:51,440 --> 00:14:52,950
- Hey.
- Oh, hey, Daphne.
347
00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:54,270
Dave.
348
00:14:55,470 --> 00:14:56,521
What'd you say?
349
00:14:57,660 --> 00:14:58,890
Dap me, Dave.
350
00:15:00,760 --> 00:15:03,060
- Really?
- Yeah.
351
00:15:03,111 --> 00:15:04,980
- All right.
- Oh.
352
00:15:05,030 --> 00:15:06,730
- That's cool.
- Yeah.
353
00:15:06,781 --> 00:15:08,030
(LAUGHING)
354
00:15:08,080 --> 00:15:11,330
- Hey, baby. Mwah.
- Hey, babe.
355
00:15:11,380 --> 00:15:14,788
So you aren't mad about
Penelope anymore?
356
00:15:14,789 --> 00:15:16,458
Oh, please. That's in the past.
357
00:15:18,380 --> 00:15:20,570
Really?
358
00:15:20,620 --> 00:15:22,900
Uh, forgive me, Tina.
I don't know how to say this.
359
00:15:22,950 --> 00:15:24,660
But when did you become so reasonable?
360
00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:31,610
Well, I just found out something
that improved my mood.
361
00:15:31,660 --> 00:15:34,590
- But I can't tell you.
- Whoa. Come on!
362
00:15:34,642 --> 00:15:36,602
Babe, I told you my thing, remember?
363
00:15:36,603 --> 00:15:38,720
- The married couple loophole?
- (SCOFFS)
364
00:15:38,771 --> 00:15:41,140
Okay, baby, but this is a big one.
365
00:15:41,191 --> 00:15:44,750
Okay, the baby's name is not Penelope.
366
00:15:44,800 --> 00:15:45,862
It's Daphne.
367
00:15:46,820 --> 00:15:47,820
Oh.
368
00:15:48,760 --> 00:15:50,860
Okay. Yeah.
369
00:15:50,910 --> 00:15:52,300
Daphne Butler.
370
00:15:52,350 --> 00:15:54,203
Okay, yeah, it's got a nice ring to it.
371
00:15:54,204 --> 00:15:56,900
No, not Daphne Butler. Daphne Pridgeon.
372
00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:58,990
Who the hell is Pridgeon?
373
00:16:00,190 --> 00:16:01,586
It's Courtney's last name.
374
00:16:02,540 --> 00:16:04,790
Okay, so what that got
to do with my grandbaby?
375
00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:07,700
It's what Marty and Courtney decided.
376
00:16:07,720 --> 00:16:10,136
You got to learn how to stay
out of other people's business.
377
00:16:12,055 --> 00:16:13,460
(DOOR OPENS)
378
00:16:13,515 --> 00:16:17,050
Well, Calvin, you did not throw
the instructions in the garbage.
379
00:16:17,101 --> 00:16:20,260
You threw 'em in my compost, and
now my worms are freaking out.
380
00:16:21,856 --> 00:16:23,640
I don't give a damn
about your worms, Dave.
381
00:16:24,734 --> 00:16:26,890
The Butler name is in jeopardy.
382
00:16:26,945 --> 00:16:28,680
What are you talking about?
383
00:16:28,738 --> 00:16:30,140
(SIGHS)
384
00:16:30,190 --> 00:16:33,784
Look, I'm not supposed to say
anything, but I am too upset.
385
00:16:33,785 --> 00:16:36,204
Calvin, friendship loophole.
386
00:16:36,980 --> 00:16:38,190
Spill the tea.
387
00:16:39,390 --> 00:16:42,280
The baby's name is Daphne Pridgeon.
388
00:16:42,335 --> 00:16:45,120
- Who the hell's Pridgeon?
- Thank you!
389
00:16:45,171 --> 00:16:46,780
♪ ♪
390
00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:49,950
Gemma, I have a huge
secret I can't tell you.
391
00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:51,843
Marriage loophole.
392
00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:54,340
Ooh. Okay, then, I have no other choice.
393
00:16:55,680 --> 00:16:59,210
- The baby's name is not Penelope.
- (GASPS)
394
00:16:59,269 --> 00:17:00,920
It's Daphne.
395
00:17:00,979 --> 00:17:05,607
- Oh, that's cute.
- Right? Daphne Pridgeon.
396
00:17:05,608 --> 00:17:07,430
Who the hell is Pridgeon?
397
00:17:08,620 --> 00:17:11,890
It's Courtney, and Calvin is crushed.
398
00:17:11,948 --> 00:17:14,020
Oh, I bet.
399
00:17:14,070 --> 00:17:15,534
How did he even find out?
400
00:17:15,535 --> 00:17:17,710
Well, you told me the name Penelope,
401
00:17:17,760 --> 00:17:19,510
and I may have told
Calvin, who told Tina,
402
00:17:19,560 --> 00:17:22,330
who told Marty, who told
Tina the baby's actual name.
403
00:17:22,340 --> 00:17:24,460
She told Calvin, who told me,
and now I'm telling you.
404
00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:28,870
♪ ♪
405
00:17:29,924 --> 00:17:32,349
Check out your boy. I got an A.
406
00:17:32,350 --> 00:17:34,700
- (LAUGHING): Okay.
- All right!
407
00:17:34,750 --> 00:17:36,880
I told you AI was the way to go.
408
00:17:36,931 --> 00:17:39,300
Uh, no, no, I wrote that myself.
409
00:17:39,350 --> 00:17:41,170
I didn't use AI at all.
410
00:17:41,227 --> 00:17:44,430
And you got an A... in a
science class? (LAUGHS)
411
00:17:46,850 --> 00:17:47,880
You don't believe me.
412
00:17:47,930 --> 00:17:49,720
I'm telling you, that's all me, Marty.
413
00:17:49,777 --> 00:17:51,930
Oh, yeah, sure, and
I just did a push-up.
414
00:17:53,197 --> 00:17:54,770
Knock, knock.
415
00:17:54,824 --> 00:17:56,560
Come in?
416
00:17:56,618 --> 00:17:58,360
Marty, your dad is
upset about something,
417
00:17:58,390 --> 00:18:00,454
and the only reason he knows
is 'cause of my big mouth.
418
00:18:00,455 --> 00:18:01,650
What is it?
419
00:18:01,706 --> 00:18:05,240
It's killing him that your baby's
last name is going to be Pridgeon.
420
00:18:05,290 --> 00:18:06,820
Who the hell is Pridgeon?
421
00:18:08,880 --> 00:18:10,540
How long have you people known me?
422
00:18:11,510 --> 00:18:13,290
♪ ♪
423
00:18:14,360 --> 00:18:16,420
All right, everybody, we need to talk.
424
00:18:16,471 --> 00:18:20,470
We understand our baby
situation is unconventional.
425
00:18:20,520 --> 00:18:23,352
And we love that you
are all super excited.
426
00:18:23,353 --> 00:18:25,220
MARTY: We do. We do. We love it.
427
00:18:25,271 --> 00:18:28,400
But what we love less is
you guys spreading rumors
428
00:18:28,430 --> 00:18:29,800
and gossiping about our choices.
429
00:18:30,860 --> 00:18:33,180
- Gemma started it.
- What?!
430
00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:36,530
Just to Dave. It's the
marriage loophole,
431
00:18:36,580 --> 00:18:37,830
- everybody knows it.
- Yeah,
432
00:18:37,880 --> 00:18:39,076
- just like the best friend loophole.
- Yeah.
433
00:18:39,077 --> 00:18:40,452
- That's not a thing.
- (STAMMERING)
434
00:18:40,453 --> 00:18:42,280
(INDISTINCT, OVERLAPPING CHATTER)
435
00:18:42,330 --> 00:18:44,060
Okay, will... will... ?
436
00:18:44,110 --> 00:18:48,450
(LOUDLY): Will you please let us talk?
437
00:18:50,838 --> 00:18:54,280
We are now officially going to announce
438
00:18:54,330 --> 00:18:55,520
- our baby's name.
- Mm.
439
00:18:55,550 --> 00:18:58,030
(LAUGHS) Well, it's
officially not a secret.
440
00:18:58,080 --> 00:19:00,040
It's Daphne.
441
00:19:00,098 --> 00:19:02,050
Miss Kim told me at the grocery store.
442
00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:06,720
Our baby's first name will be Daphne.
443
00:19:07,860 --> 00:19:11,274
Her last name will be Pridgeon-Butler.
444
00:19:11,275 --> 00:19:12,810
- Hey!
- Oh!
445
00:19:12,860 --> 00:19:15,680
Oh. Okay. Thank you so much, guys.
446
00:19:15,738 --> 00:19:18,690
This is awesome. The name,
the legacy continues.
447
00:19:18,741 --> 00:19:22,400
Is there any chance that
you can go Butler-Pridgeon?
448
00:19:22,453 --> 00:19:23,690
Mm-mm.
449
00:19:23,746 --> 00:19:26,060
- What? No?
- Take the win, baby.
450
00:19:29,794 --> 00:19:31,700
Tina, prepare to be dazzled.
451
00:19:31,750 --> 00:19:33,080
May I present to you
452
00:19:33,130 --> 00:19:35,000
the Juno Five Deluxe Changing Table
453
00:19:35,050 --> 00:19:36,260
by Smim.
454
00:19:36,310 --> 00:19:38,610
Whoo!
455
00:19:38,660 --> 00:19:41,680
I am dazzled. I love it.
456
00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:43,510
Yeah. Dap.
457
00:19:43,560 --> 00:19:44,975
- Huh?
- It's our thing.
458
00:19:44,976 --> 00:19:46,018
Oh, yeah.
459
00:19:48,229 --> 00:19:50,970
This looks exactly the
same as when I did it.
460
00:19:51,023 --> 00:19:53,600
Yes, except, for one crucial difference.
461
00:19:54,460 --> 00:19:56,970
It works. Tina?
462
00:19:57,029 --> 00:19:58,905
Why don't you take the
pop-out diaper drawer
463
00:19:58,906 --> 00:20:01,440
with soft-close mechanism for a ride?
464
00:20:01,490 --> 00:20:03,610
Okay, okay. Let me see.
465
00:20:05,170 --> 00:20:07,240
- Ah. Okay.
- Huh?
466
00:20:07,290 --> 00:20:08,800
It's spectacular.
467
00:20:08,850 --> 00:20:10,700
I'm-I'm impressed, Dave.
468
00:20:10,750 --> 00:20:13,963
I just can't wait to put a stinky
little baby up on this bad boy.
469
00:20:15,040 --> 00:20:16,450
Yeah, I got to admit, Dave.
470
00:20:16,507 --> 00:20:18,230
I didn't think you could do it.
471
00:20:18,280 --> 00:20:19,980
I had no faith.
472
00:20:20,030 --> 00:20:22,170
Absolutely none. Zero.
473
00:20:23,320 --> 00:20:25,210
Oh, and if you look back here,
474
00:20:25,266 --> 00:20:27,170
these straps make it earthquake-safe.
475
00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:28,740
- Oh.
- Huh?
476
00:20:28,760 --> 00:20:29,771
Yeah.
477
00:20:30,920 --> 00:20:32,930
Grover, did you build this?
478
00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:37,410
Yes, sir. I-I watched
some YouTube videos.
479
00:20:37,460 --> 00:20:38,850
It took me 20 minutes.
480
00:20:40,980 --> 00:20:43,190
Grover, we agreed it was a secret.
481
00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:44,660
Yeah, but you forgot
482
00:20:44,710 --> 00:20:47,070
about the "I'm scared
of Mr. Calvin" loophole.
483
00:20:47,120 --> 00:20:48,260
Yes.
484
00:20:49,290 --> 00:20:54,290
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