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Ah. Good morning.
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Morning. Hey, what do we think
about this for Kemi's wedding?
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Caesar's Palace, top floor.
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And if we tell 'em
it's our anniversary,
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we get a fruit plate.
Mm.
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I do like free fruit.
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Uh-uh. Uh-uh.
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We cannot have a better room
than Kemi on her wedding day.
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If she finds out,
she will be furious.
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Here's an idea.
Don't tell her.
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She will ask for
a complimentary room upgrade,
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they will say it is taken,
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she will come up to the room
to pester the occupants,
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she will find out
that we are the occupants,
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and we will be dead to her.
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Right, she would do that.
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I'm just excited
to have a weekend getaway
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with you in Sin City--
drinking, dancing.
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Sinning.
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I will need to stay focused.
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When it is time for
my maid of honor speech,
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I cannot be drunk
on minibar booze.
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On what?
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Minibar booze.
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Bubbles?
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Bar booze.
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I'm not gonna get it.
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Just let me hear your speech.
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Oh. Okay.
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Oluwakemi Adeyemi,
this is your wedding.
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You are a mother,
you are a grandmother.
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You are a friend.
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You are my friend.
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So far, we're not gonna
get dinged by the fact checkers.
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You have three children,
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five grandchildren.
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Two of them are boys.
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Three of them are girls.
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So?
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Maybe you should drink.
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This stew is delicious, Mummy.
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Thank you. Kemi,
help yourself to more.
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You are looking older
and frailer than usual.
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Do not tempt a bride.
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I am shredding for the wedding.
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And I am keeping it tight
for the big night.
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Do not tempt me.
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Yuck.
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Sorry, Mummy.
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We are just
two crazy kids in love.
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You area kid.
She is crazy.
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You are such a joy
to have around.
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It's too bad
that after we are married,
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we will never see you again.
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Did you not talk to her?
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Of course we have discussed
you living with us.
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We have, and with any luck,
by the time that happens,
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I'll be dead.
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From your lips to God's ear.
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I'm sure
my son will not be comfortable
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with his mother living alone.
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I do worry about her well-being.
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Oh, she's as healthy as a horse.
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She could pull a chuck wagon
with those teeth.
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My strong smile does come
from you.
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Fine. I just hope
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this conversation
doesn't haunt you
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when I am eating here alone
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and choke to death
on a fishbone.
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We cannot
let that happen.
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Before we move out,
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I will teach you
how to properly debone a fish.
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It's booked!
Hey, when we get to Vegas,
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I'm treating you both
to Thunder from Down Under.
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Are you sure
Chukwuemeka will be comfortable
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with you going
to something like that?
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Oh. I've never thought
about that.
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And I have no intention
of everthinking about it.
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This is married life.
You're gonna have to get used
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to checking in with each other.
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I got the hall pass from Lester.
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Oh, so you are going
to be sleeping
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with one of the Thunder Men.
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No, but I'm gonna be stuffing
some dollars
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down some banana hammocks.
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I will be telling Bob.
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And I think
you should tell Chukwuemeka.
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Ugh. In my first marriage,
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my husband controlled
my every move.
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He even picked out my outfits.
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Oh, that's terrible.
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I know. They were never
revealing enough.
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The top half of my breasts
did not see the sun till 2006.
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Do not let your first husband
impact your life
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with Chukwuemeka.
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A healthy marriage
is a partnership.
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He willbe my partner.
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A silent one.
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What about his mother?
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You know, Chuey wants her
to move in one day,
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and she's not
gonna be very quiet.
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Don't worry. Where she's going,
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I will never have to hear her.
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Now, Iam worried.
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I'm talking
about a nursing home.
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Oh. Sounded like
you was gonna kill her.
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No, no, no.
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That is very far down
my list of options.
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To Chukwuemeka and Kemi.
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May your marriage be
as smooth...
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as this whiskey.
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Hear, hear!
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This stuff's expensive.
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Either drink up,
or you owe me $40.
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I do not deserve it.
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I am a bad son.
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For not living
with your mom?
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Got to tell you,
I'd be popping bottles.
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He says these things,
but the man is a teddy bear.
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I am not.
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He lives with two mothers.
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Why do you think
I drink whiskey?
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Mummy has never been on her own.
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Never?
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Well, once I went
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to a pharmaceutical conference.
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Well, see? And nobody got hurt.
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She fell in the shower
and broke her hip.
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Oh.
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Perhaps you should get her
a shower chair.
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Once you soap and sit,
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you will never go back.
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So, you've never lived apart?
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Not even college?
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I was at home.
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It was close to school,
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and Mummy could drop me off
on her way to work.
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Your mom dropped you off
at college.
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That couldn't have helped
with the ladies.
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Oh, no. She acquired
several dates for me.
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Well, maybe it is good you are
cutting the apron strings.
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You should also burn the apron.
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I'm not a mommy's boy.
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I have been taking care of her
since my father died.
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I didn't know that.
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I was nine.
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She would not eat
or get out of bed for weeks.
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That's a lot to put on a kid.
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She put nothing on me.
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I wanted to do it.
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But you were just a boy.
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I know.
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And now
her little boy's leaving her.
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Give me that.
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I'm gonna go call my mom.
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It's not zipping.
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I am sure
you can let it out.
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This is how
she wanted it.
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Maybe it'll zip
if we sit on you.
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Works for luggage.
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Okay.
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Breathe in.
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I feel beautiful.
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I will get it.
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I will stand right here.
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Hello, Abishola.Huh-uh.
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You cannot see Kemi
in her wedding dress.
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Yes, go away!
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I am ravishing!
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It is important.
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Okay, let him in.
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Let us give them
a moment to talk.
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But do not look at her.
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Try not to breathe deeply.
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You will pop a seam
like a water balloon.
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So, what is so urgent?
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I have decided
I cannot abandon Mummy.
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I am all she has.
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So you want me
to live with a woman
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who constantly insults
my cooking, my looks, my age?
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You do the same to her.
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That is different. She's old,
and she cannot cook.
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Can you at least try? For me?
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What if I say "no"?
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You are not even
making an effort.
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Because I don't want to.
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My marriage, my rules!
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It's my marriage, too.
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I know Mummy can be harsh.
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She's a strong woman,
just like you.
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Do not compare me to that witch!
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Do not call her that!
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She's living with us,
end of story.
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I will not marry a man
who will not put me first!
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And I will not marry a woman
who could be so selfish!
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Well, then, fine!Fine!
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Yeah, go. Get out!
Go and cry to your mommy!
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Bye! Oh.
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Damn it.
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Olu! I popped!
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Cheers.
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What exactly
are we celebrating?
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The fact that I am a strong,
independent woman,
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and I have no need
for any useless men.
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Well, it's a good thing
Abishola does.
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Cheers, everybody.
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You are going
to cancel the wedding over this?
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Good question. Yes.
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Chukwuemeka's a sweet guy
that cares about his family.
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It's admirable.
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It's sickening.
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Remind me when I'm picking
my next husband,
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he should have dead parents.
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Kemi, you cannot
turn your back on Chukwuemeka.
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I don't want to.
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Why can't he just abandon
his mother like white people do?
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Hey, I'm living with two moms.
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Okay, some white people.
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Kemi, you are being stubborn.
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I'm doing what I want for once.
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You should support me.
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Well, she does
support you.
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I do not.
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All right, that's all I have.
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A real friend
tells you the truth.
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Be careful.
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I can get rid of a husband
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and a best friend.
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Kemi, come on.
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I'm not being unreasonable.
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You are a good man,
you have a nice hot tub.
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You and me are fine.
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Chukwuemeka!
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I have tea and biscuits!
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The sweetness will wash away
the memory of that jezebel.
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No, thank you,
Mummy.
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What have you
got there?
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Are we finally
going on our trip?
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No, the mother-son
golden oldies cruise
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will have to wait.
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I'll be at the hotel.
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Are you meeting her?
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I'm meeting no one.
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I need a break from all of this.
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I understand.
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She is a horrible,
suffocating woman.
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I will get my bag.
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No, Mummy.
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I need space from you, too.
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So you leave me alone
like an unwanted dog?
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I left food in the fridge.
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Make sure you put
water in my bowl.
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That is enough.
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I have spent my life
taking care of you.
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I did not go to college
where I wanted to,
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I did not take a job
where I wanted to,
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and now I am not marrying
who I want to.
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I just want
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one night where your needs
do not control my life.
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Eh-eh, eh-eh,
do not be so dramatic.
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That will not
work this time.
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Mummy.
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Mummy!
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How is she?
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She had a heart attack.
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She's stable now.
267
00:12:30,310 --> 00:12:31,880
Oh, thank God.
268
00:12:33,360 --> 00:12:35,270
I shouted at her.
269
00:12:35,400 --> 00:12:36,710
How could you?
270
00:12:37,660 --> 00:12:39,140
And what did you say?
271
00:12:40,540 --> 00:12:42,410
I cannot repeat it.
272
00:12:42,540 --> 00:12:44,720
I am ashamed enough as it is.
273
00:12:44,850 --> 00:12:47,980
Oh, my love, there is
nothing to be ashamed of.
274
00:12:48,110 --> 00:12:50,200
You have always been a good son.
275
00:12:50,330 --> 00:12:51,640
Until tonight.
276
00:12:54,420 --> 00:12:56,420
Mummy, you are awake.
277
00:12:56,550 --> 00:12:57,730
How are
you feeling?
278
00:12:57,860 --> 00:13:01,120
Alive, which means
your curse did not work.
279
00:13:01,250 --> 00:13:02,860
I am so
sorry, Mummy.
280
00:13:02,990 --> 00:13:04,170
I should never
have spoken to you
281
00:13:04,300 --> 00:13:06,130
in such a way.
282
00:13:06,260 --> 00:13:07,910
Oh, my darling, stop.
283
00:13:08,040 --> 00:13:10,570
If it is anybody's
fault, it is mine.
284
00:13:10,700 --> 00:13:12,180
Look at that,
285
00:13:12,310 --> 00:13:13,880
we finally agree on something.
286
00:13:16,490 --> 00:13:17,660
I spoke to the doctor.
287
00:13:17,790 --> 00:13:19,400
They will not need
to do surgery.
288
00:13:19,530 --> 00:13:21,140
That is wonderful.
289
00:13:21,270 --> 00:13:23,750
But she will not be able
to travel for several weeks,
290
00:13:23,890 --> 00:13:25,450
which means
she will miss the wedding.
291
00:13:26,890 --> 00:13:27,800
I don't
even know
292
00:13:27,930 --> 00:13:29,330
if there's going
to be a wedding.
293
00:13:29,460 --> 00:13:31,240
Of course there will.
294
00:13:31,370 --> 00:13:33,500
Really?
295
00:13:33,630 --> 00:13:35,330
You still want to share
your life with me
296
00:13:35,460 --> 00:13:36,680
even though I put you
through all of this?
297
00:13:36,810 --> 00:13:39,420
I have the same question.
298
00:13:40,680 --> 00:13:42,470
I love you.
299
00:13:42,600 --> 00:13:44,250
I want to be your husband.
300
00:13:45,600 --> 00:13:47,560
And I want to be your wife.
301
00:13:47,690 --> 00:13:50,040
Can I have another
pillow for my face?
302
00:13:53,920 --> 00:13:56,740
We will postpone the wedding
until your mother can attend.
303
00:13:56,870 --> 00:13:58,050
You would do that for Mummy?
304
00:13:59,440 --> 00:14:00,920
Please don't make me
say it again.
305
00:14:02,230 --> 00:14:03,620
If you change your date,
306
00:14:03,750 --> 00:14:05,400
you may lose your dream venue.
307
00:14:05,540 --> 00:14:07,230
I do not care
where we get married.
308
00:14:07,360 --> 00:14:09,500
You are my dream.
309
00:14:09,630 --> 00:14:10,850
And you are mine.
310
00:14:23,210 --> 00:14:24,160
Thanks for
doing this.
311
00:14:24,290 --> 00:14:25,770
Of course.
312
00:14:25,900 --> 00:14:27,300
You do a lot of
hospital weddings?
313
00:14:27,430 --> 00:14:29,860
Mostly last rites.
314
00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:32,210
Makes sense.
315
00:14:33,650 --> 00:14:36,610
I've been waiting
so long for this day.
316
00:14:36,740 --> 00:14:38,740
It is just how I imagined it.
317
00:14:38,870 --> 00:14:40,000
Really?
318
00:14:50,410 --> 00:14:51,280
One, two, three.
319
00:15:35,630 --> 00:15:37,240
Nice moves.
320
00:15:37,370 --> 00:15:39,060
You haven't seen anything yet.
321
00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:43,370
The dress looks
marvelous, my love.
322
00:15:43,500 --> 00:15:46,420
What can I say?
She finally stopped eating.
323
00:15:49,290 --> 00:15:51,420
We are here to witness
the joining of
324
00:15:51,550 --> 00:15:54,600
two souls, Oluwakemi Adeyemi
325
00:15:54,730 --> 00:15:57,860
and Chukwuemeka David Mborie,
326
00:15:58,000 --> 00:15:59,480
who will now exchange rings
327
00:15:59,610 --> 00:16:02,170
and read their vows.
328
00:16:05,480 --> 00:16:07,530
Kemi,
329
00:16:07,660 --> 00:16:09,400
before I found you,
330
00:16:09,530 --> 00:16:11,660
I was just a lonely pharmacist.
331
00:16:11,790 --> 00:16:14,190
But then we met,
332
00:16:14,320 --> 00:16:17,010
and you gave me
a prescription for love.
333
00:16:18,670 --> 00:16:20,240
Every day
334
00:16:20,370 --> 00:16:22,850
you have refilled
that prescription,
335
00:16:22,980 --> 00:16:24,630
and the only side effect
336
00:16:24,760 --> 00:16:28,500
is that my heart skips a beat
every time I see you.
337
00:16:30,330 --> 00:16:31,510
I cannot wait to
338
00:16:31,640 --> 00:16:34,160
spend the rest
of my life cherishing you
339
00:16:34,290 --> 00:16:36,510
and loving you
till the day I die.
340
00:16:41,430 --> 00:16:43,130
Chukwuemeka,
341
00:16:43,260 --> 00:16:46,170
I never thought
I'd find love again.
342
00:16:46,300 --> 00:16:49,610
I was resigned to
a never-ending hot girl summer.
343
00:16:56,010 --> 00:16:59,490
But the first time
I opened your lab coat,
344
00:16:59,620 --> 00:17:02,280
I knew I was home.
345
00:17:05,020 --> 00:17:06,670
You make me feel safe,
346
00:17:06,800 --> 00:17:08,460
you make me
347
00:17:08,590 --> 00:17:10,150
feel seen,
348
00:17:10,290 --> 00:17:12,160
you make me feel
20 years younger,
349
00:17:12,290 --> 00:17:14,420
which would make me
18 years old.
350
00:17:25,860 --> 00:17:28,080
I thank God
for sending you to me.
351
00:17:33,090 --> 00:17:36,310
Well, if no one
has any objections...
352
00:17:40,140 --> 00:17:43,410
...I now pronounce you
husband and wife.
353
00:17:56,510 --> 00:17:58,250
I cannot wait
for the honeymoon.
354
00:17:58,380 --> 00:18:00,120
Be respectful, I'm
a married woman now.
355
00:18:02,340 --> 00:18:03,510
Oh, sorry.
356
00:18:03,640 --> 00:18:05,170
I'm just joking.
357
00:18:05,300 --> 00:18:06,300
When I get you home,
358
00:18:06,430 --> 00:18:07,910
I'm going to undress
you with my teeth.
359
00:18:22,620 --> 00:18:24,010
You know, this was nice.
360
00:18:24,140 --> 00:18:25,660
Yes, it was.
361
00:18:25,800 --> 00:18:28,100
I felt bad kicking that guy
out of the chapel.
362
00:18:28,230 --> 00:18:30,280
I hope his grandpa's okay.
363
00:18:31,630 --> 00:18:32,720
You gonna give your speech?
364
00:18:32,850 --> 00:18:34,630
Mmm.
365
00:18:35,630 --> 00:18:37,110
Hold my Jell-O.
366
00:18:41,290 --> 00:18:43,940
Hello, everyone,
I'd like to say a few words.
367
00:18:47,080 --> 00:18:48,430
Hello, I am speaking!
368
00:18:51,300 --> 00:18:53,130
Thank you.
369
00:18:57,090 --> 00:19:00,610
"Oluwakemi Adeyemi and I
met back in 1999.
370
00:19:02,610 --> 00:19:05,840
"It was in Lagos at a bus stop
during monsoon season.
371
00:19:05,970 --> 00:19:09,450
"The rain was coming
down so hard.
372
00:19:11,360 --> 00:19:13,060
"We went to
a Mr. Bigg's restaurant
373
00:19:13,190 --> 00:19:17,110
"and Kemi bought me a meat pie.
374
00:19:17,240 --> 00:19:19,200
"The pie was a little cold,
375
00:19:19,330 --> 00:19:20,680
"but thank you anyway, Kemi.
376
00:19:22,330 --> 00:19:25,030
"For the meat pie
377
00:19:25,160 --> 00:19:27,250
"and other things
you have done since then.
378
00:19:32,730 --> 00:19:34,520
The end."
379
00:19:40,520 --> 00:19:42,920
That is exactly how it happened.
380
00:19:43,050 --> 00:19:45,000
Beautiful.Such a moving story.
381
00:19:45,140 --> 00:19:46,400
Thank you, my sister.
382
00:19:46,530 --> 00:19:47,440
You are welcome.
383
00:19:48,750 --> 00:19:50,140
You know, I helped with that.
384
00:19:50,270 --> 00:19:53,880
Don't talk to me.
I missed Vegas for this.
385
00:19:55,890 --> 00:19:58,060
Are you tired? Do you want
to go back to your room?
386
00:19:58,190 --> 00:20:00,240
I am doing quite well.
387
00:20:00,370 --> 00:20:03,940
The champagne is mixing nicely
with my painkillers.
388
00:20:04,070 --> 00:20:05,290
Mummy, I am not sure--
389
00:20:05,420 --> 00:20:06,940
Oh, shut up,
husband.
390
00:20:07,070 --> 00:20:08,900
Let her
have her fun.
391
00:20:10,510 --> 00:20:12,470
I was thinking,
392
00:20:12,600 --> 00:20:14,860
it is only fair that,
as husband and wife,
393
00:20:14,990 --> 00:20:17,730
you enjoy
your home to yourselves.
394
00:20:17,860 --> 00:20:19,300
Really?
395
00:20:19,430 --> 00:20:21,650
I can manage on my own.
396
00:20:21,780 --> 00:20:23,220
Thank you, Mummy.
397
00:20:23,350 --> 00:20:24,830
What is
wrong with you?
398
00:20:24,960 --> 00:20:27,090
We cannot accept that.
She is your mother.
399
00:20:27,220 --> 00:20:28,920
You will come
and live with us.
400
00:20:29,050 --> 00:20:30,660
Are you sure?
401
00:20:30,790 --> 00:20:32,270
You may want to give us
a few weeks, though,
402
00:20:32,400 --> 00:20:34,230
to break in
our marital bed.
403
00:20:35,790 --> 00:20:37,710
And our marital
kitchen counter.
404
00:20:37,840 --> 00:20:40,230
Oh, and our marital
dining room table.
405
00:20:41,710 --> 00:20:44,110
I want to go back
to my room now.
406
00:20:45,110 --> 00:20:48,110
This is the best day of my life.
407
00:20:48,240 --> 00:20:49,290
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