All language subtitles for s2-9

So he killed
at least five women,

but the police
only found four bodies.

- And it's ten episodes?
- Mm-hmm.

And apparently,
they get the sister to talk.

Yep, it's gonna be
my entire weekend.

- Mm-hmm.
- Hey.

Where are you all headed?

Did you see
the stock's back up this week?

We should celebrate.
Let's go for drinks.

Together,
or in our separate homes?

There's that cool new
bar lounge place

that just opened up.

Sadie, you could feed
your cats, meet us there?

- Oh, I don't have cats.
- Really?

What's with
the whole vibe then?

- Um...
- Oh, hey.

Dori,
we're gonna go get drinks.

Is this, like,
a mandatory work thing?

No, it's just kind of a fun
team player kind of thing.

[forced laughter]
- So I'm going?

Good God, we should have
done this earlier.

Ooh, hey, Elliot. Hi.

We're going for drinks.
You're coming.

Oh, I'd love to,

but actually my parents
are in town tonight.

Yeah, I haven't seen them
for a while, you know,

but they're stopping over on
their way to Puerto Vallarta,

you know, so...

So I'll come for a drink.
- Great.

Uh, what's going on?

- Oh, nothing.
- I heard someone say "drinks."

Uh, yeah, I did.

Sick! I'm in!

Oh, I finally get
to be your wingman.

It'll be an honor
to watch you work.

Don't think it's gonna
be that type of night.

Can you imagine
the runoff this guy gets?

Even his leftovers
gotta be eights or nines.

♪ Bom bom
bom-bom-bom-bom-bom ♪

♪ Buh buh bom-bom-bom
buh bom-bom-bom-bom ♪

[chorus vocalizing]

- Wow, this place is nice.
- Ooh.

Yeah, it's trendy, but it
doesn't feel like it's trying.

I like that the music
isn't, you know, too loud.

Oh, excuse me, ma'am,
the bus to the old folks' home

is waiting for you
right outside.

Somebody give Sadie
a flashlight

so she can see the menu.
[laughter]

Do they serve
Ensure martinis here?

Right, right.

Uh, you're lame as [bleep].

- Oh.
- Nice.

I'm joking, okay?
She's like a sister to me.

Come here, you big goon.

[phone buzzing]
- Oh, my parents.

Probably wondering where I am.
Killing the buzz, as usual.

Um, I'm gonna get us a table,
and let's do some shots.

Are shots still a thing?

Is pouring alcohol in a cup
still a thing?

I believe
it's still being done.

Amazing.
Order us a round of shots.

Whoo!
[forced laughter]

- Uh, is she acting weird?
- Yeah.

Her energy's off.
She's, like--

- Horny.
- Ew, but yeah, kind of.

Okay. How long do y'all
think this is gonna go?

Because my grandmama has
a birthday party tonight.

Uh, well,
I'm in it to win it.

Jack, you don't have a date
or anything, right?

- Nope.
- Noice!

And I assume
Sadie has no plans.

It's Friday night.
Of course I have plans.

I am...

You could make up
literally anything.

Yeah,
that's what made it so hard.

- Mm.
- Yeah, so just,

you know,
let yourselves in, okay?

Have a little rest.

You must be pretty jetlagged

with all the traveling.

Uh, Mum, all right.

Well, let's not get
too dramatic, all right?

I just saw all of you
last Christmas.

Well, I think
Zoom does count, actually.

One, two, three. Shots!

That's how you drink shots,
by yelling "shots."

- Mmm.
- Oh, Sadie's sipping.

You can't tattle on me
for sipping.

I'll drink it how I want to.

No, he's right.
Sack up, Sadie.

Come on. All right.

Let's each go around the horn
and share something.

Cyrus, go.

Okay, um...

there's some
interesting AI software

that I'm looking
into licensing.

[imitates buzzer]
Boring. No shop talk.

Come on.
Share something about yourself.

- I really don't have anything.
- Oh, come on.

We barely know each other
outside of work.

Let's all
say something personal,

you know, something you've
never told anyone before.

Come on.
- Come on.

[sighs]

I took a 23andMe, and it says

that I might have that gene
for colorectal cancer.

Well, that's kind of
a downer.

It's not exactly
what I was looking for.

All right, Dori, save us.
- Uh...

never seen "Titanic."

- No way! Me either!
- What?

So seeing a movie qualifies?

You asked
for something personal.

- Jack, go.
- Uh...[exhales sharply]

I like blue velvet cake
more than red velvet cake.

[laughter]
- That's crazy!

But it's the same flavor.

What did I miss?

We're digging deep,
getting to know each other.

Uh, Jack likes blue velvet
more than red velvet

and Cyrus is gonna die.

All right, jump in, Elliot.
Tell us about your real self.

Okay, well, here's a fun one.

When I was nine,
a bully shattered my clavicle

with a croquet mallet.
- Whoa.

All right, now that's the kind
of thing I'm looking for.

Oh, my buddy had
his clavicle removed

so he could do oral on himself.

- I think that's ribs.
- No, it's--

wait, hold on.

Oh, yeah.
You're probably right.

Yeah, it's ribs.
It's ribs.

All right,
let's get another round.

Hello...
- God, shoot me.

Ooh, I'm a huge Sudokuer.

Oh, truly I'm obsessed
with it.

I'm not, like,
a nerd about it.

No. No, of course not. No.

Yeah, not like
I'm in a league or anything.

[both laugh]

- Hey.
- Hmm?

Dark bar.
You should cover your drink.

Thanks.

Yeah, I've just been noticing

how wide open
that drink's been.

- You have?
- Mm-hmm.

How late do we need
to stay at this thing?

I think we can leave
whenever we want to.

I'm not gonna be the first
to get up, though.

Mm-mm.

Well, we'll all get up
on the count of three.

- Okay.
- One, two...

all:
Three.

What's up?

Cramp in my leg,
so I'm stretching it out.

Don't want to get a blood clot.

[chuckles nervously]

- Chicken.
- You are!

Are you guys hungry?
We should get menus.

Excuse me. Hi there.

Could we get some menus, please?

- Oh, great, food.
- Oh, my God.

I'm so sorry, we actually
need to close you out.

We have a private event later.

- Oh, no.
- Aw, rats.

- That's too bad.
- What private event?

The Party Poopers
of America Convention?

You know what? We should just
keep this going at my house.

Yeah.
- Yes, I'm in.

Your house? Tonight?

Yeah, we're just
getting started.

I mean, this is gonna be fun.

I will go settle the tab.

- Thank you.
- Pay that tab, homegirl.

Chug 'em if you got 'em.

My grandmama gonna be pissed
if I miss her birthday.

She ain't got that many left.

Hey, wait.

Should we be worried?

Katherine has never once
asked us to do anything social,

and now she's, like,
desperate for us to come over?

- Is she moving?
- What?

Y'all, if I miss
my grandmama birthday

to help her move [bleep],
I'm going to lose my mind.

Hey, you made it!

All right!
Let's get this party started!

both: Hey.
- What, are you moving out?

Oh, no, just Richard is.
We're getting divorced.

[sighs]

You guys just gonna
stand there all night?

Come on in.
It's a party. Come on.

Sorry for the mess.
It's usually a lot nicer

in here.
Oh, yeah.

Like, you see those dents
in the carpet over there?

Just picture, uh,

three chrome nesting tables
stacked together.

They're great.
Really anchor the... space.

- Totally makes the room.
- Sounds nice.

Hello.

What is this?
- Hi, Richard. Hi.

I just invited a bunch
of my friends over from work.

- Tonight?
- Mm-hmm, yeah.

Oh, I'm sorry.
Should I have run that by you?

Oh, wait.
You don't live here anymore.

No, you just do
whatever you want.

- Yeah.
- Like you always do.

I will.
I'll do that, yeah.

Oh, if this is a bad time,
we can go--

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
It's a perfectly good time.

Richard was supposed
to be done hours ago.

The fact that he's here
isn't my fault,

just like his many shortcomings
aren't my fault.

Oh, that's funny.
Yeah, should we talk

about the things
that aren't my fault?

- [laughs]
- Yeah.

Her narcissism, for example,
is not my fault, right?

Her clinical depression,
not my fault.

- Well, this one has OCD.
- That's not my fault.

[argument continues]

Feels weird
to be watching this.

Yes, I believe it is
basic house guest etiquette

not to stare directly
at a couple

while they're
actively divorcing.

Okay, while y'all figure this
out, I'm just gonna slink--

- Oh, no, Cyrus, don't.
- No, Cyrus.

- Cyrus, no, no, no, no.
- That makes it worse.

I can't even
slice a bagel correctly!

You don't cut it
like a normal person.

Normal people slice it...

I don't think
this is any better.

Did you know
they were getting a divorce?

There's
a confidentiality agreement

between a boss
and an assistant.

I can't just reveal what's
going on in her personal life.

- You didn't know.
- No.

I would've told all of y'all.
- What are you doing?

I'm not gonna make it through
this night without alcohol.

- You find anything good?
- Some white wine vinegar,

skin care products,
and some expired hot sauce.

Wow, sorry about that.
I was just working

on a couple little logistics.
- Oh, no.

- What fighting?
- Totally fine.

Hey,
let's get this party started!

Who wants music?

Uh, I don't know.
What do you guys like?

Elliot, what music do you like?

- Well, I like all music, so...
- But what's your fav?

Like, what's your jam?
- Uh...

just, you know,
just, like, everything.

Kind of equally.
Kind of, eh!

Do you not have a soul,
or are you

just too frightened
to have an opinion?

- Both.
- Okay.

All right, we're gonna
get up in the club now.

Here we go. Let's get funky.

Oh, shoot. Shoot.

Richard's the one that usually
deals with the Wi-Fi speakers.

- Want me to go ask him?
- Oh, no.

[scoffs]
We're divorcing.

You know, kind of bad timing.

The timing, it's eh.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Anyway, sorry.

[clicking tongue]

Oh, I know.
Why don't we go in the Jacuzzi?

Yes, we should
totally hot tub it up.

"Hot Tub Time Machine,"
am I right?

Right about what?
You just named a movie.

Darn it.
I don't have no bathing suit.

- Uh, we don't need 'em.
- Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, we do.

You can
just borrow one of mine.

I have so many.
- Mm.

That's too bad for us guys, though.

Sounds like it's gonna be
a ladies night kind of thing.

I'm so jealous
'cause I really wish

that I could get
in that hot tub.

But you know what?
Next time,

I'ma get boozy in the Jacuzzi
with you Katherine, okay?

Good night.
- [laughs]

Oh, you know what?
- Hmm?

Oh, there are so many bathing
suits in the Goodwill box

that Richard was giving away.
- Yeah?

- Let me go check.
- Okay.

All right.
- How about that?

You got to stop saying
you want to stay at places

you don't really want to stay.

Yeah, Mum, look,
I want to see you too.

It's just that I'm
at the CEO's house right now.

It's kind of a big deal.
Everyone's here.

I can't exactly leave.

What do you mean you're hungry?

What happened to the
Stouffer's I left for you?

You microwaved it.

Okay, well,
if you treat it like [bleep],

it'll taste like [bleep].

I think I've got some suits

for you to wear in the closet.

- Great.
- Yeah.

Whoo!
[chuckles]

How long do you think
this is gonna go for?

I'm thinking 5 minutes
to get changed,

20 in the tub,
12 to dry off, say goodbye.

And we're out of here
in 37 minutes.

- Nice. Nice.
- Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

Ain't it not sanitary to wear
somebody else's bathing suit?

I think it's fine.

My mama always told me
to keep my underwear on

when I tried on swimsuits
at the mall.

That's why I said that.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That makes sense.

She also told me red lipstick
would make me a whore.

- Yeah.
- Mm-hmm.

Uh-huh.

Hey.

- Nice suit.
- Yeah.

Uh, Katherine said
it was in a donate box.

But I can--
- It's all yours.

Just enjoy.
- Thank you.

It's a great suit.
- Mm-hmm.

It's just
the right amount of pockets.

This one even has zippers,
which I can put snacks--

You know what?
I'm gonna take off.

[upbeat music]

♪

[bleep] damn night from hell.

Uh-uh, I...

I can't figure these jets out.
I don't really use the hot tub.

I actually like
how it's perfectly still.

You can really see everything.

So when did you and Richard
decide to get a div--

Oh, I don't want
to talk about Richard.

- Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, no.
- Yeah.

- Let's talk about other stuff.
- Yeah, yeah.

[chuckles]
- Yes.

So, Cyrus, so how are things
progressing with the EV stuff?

I thought
you said no shop talk.

I did. I did. I did.

But we could talk about it
if you want to.

No, no, no, no, it's my rule.
I'm sticking to it.

No shop talk.

Tonight is about bonding
and fun.

[chuckles]
- Yeah.

Yeah.

Anyone see that documentary
about the Uyghurs?

Oh, no, I've been meaning to.
Is it any good?

- I haven't seen it.
- Ah.

Uh, I-I heard
it's pretty sad.

Yeah, lots of people being
mistreated really badly there.

- Wow.
- That's pretty... sad.

[water ripples]
- Oh.

Uh, jets are kicking in.

So are we just gonna keep
sitting in this fart water?

As much as I've enjoyed this
deranged social experiment,

I'm gonna go.

Ah, hey.
all: Hey.

I just love
that post-hot tub feeling.

Yeah, it's great
'cause you're not

in a hot tub anymore.

[chuckles]
So what's next?

Next? Like, after now?

You know what?
We should play a board game.

Do you guys like board games?

We've got Clue, Battleship...

Hey, Katherine,
this has been--

- Oh, wait, what's this one?
- Oh, my God.

Warhammer: Owls of Asgard,

which I think involves us
painting our own pieces.

Oh, wow, look at the time.

I gotta get up early for...
[mumbles]

[yawns] Yeah.
It's a bit past my bedtime.

- Oh.
- Ah, gotta feed the cats.

- Yeah, maybe we just call it.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Of course.
Of course, it's late.

Of course. Go home.
I'm sorry. Yes, yes.

We can stay
if you want us to.

Oh, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no.

No, go home.
Enjoy your weekend.

I've gotta catch up
on my binging anyway.

See you Monday.
both: Okay.

- Night-night. Thank you.
- Good night. Thank you.

Such a good time.
- Mm.

All right.

Who is in what
tennis game tonight? [chuckles]

Katherine,
you sure you're good?

Oh, yes, of course. Yeah.

No, no, I just don't know
how to use remotes,

so I-I just
watch my shows on this.

Night, guys. Take care.

You guys know the way out.

You know what?
I think I'm gonna stay.

You know what? Me too.

You guys, it's fine.

I know how to be alone.

No, I'd rather hang out here.

Yeah, and if Jack's staying,
I'm staying.

I'm not gonna go do a pub crawl
by myself.

- Wasn't gonna do that.
- Right, because we're staying.

My parents are probably
asleep on the furniture

in my apartment, so
I don't want to wake them up.

- Oh.
- Night's shot to hell anyway.

Maybe we can Instacart
some booze or something.

all: Yes.

You have a whole case
of Pappy Van Winkle?

This is, like,
six figures' worth of bourbon.

You know what?
Help yourself.

There's wine. There's cigars.

There's caviar.
There's gourmet cheeses.

It's like a doomsday bunker

for the most fun
apocalypse ever.

Yeah,
if this was the apocalypse,

it's weird to think
that we'd have

to repopulate the Earth.

We could try every combo.

Uh, this is a $10,000 bottle
of Château Lafite Rothschild.

It was a Christmas gift
to Richard.

Well, hell,
if that's how you treat a man,

I'll marry you.

Well, I am available.
[laughter, chatter]

Mm-mm.

That is way too salty.

Yeah, dude, it's caviar.

So basically,
this one glass of wine

is worth two brand-new iPhones?
- Mm-hmm.

Worth it.
Fill me up, Elliot.

Thank you.
[upbeat music playing]

Hey!

Hey.
How did you get it to work?

I checked the modem, and
the Wi-Fi password was there,

so I searched local devices--

Right.
Can I say never mind?

Yeah.

all: [chanting]
Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!

[cheering]

Aah!

♪ Hey, hey

[vocalizing]

♪ Uh, yeah, yeah

[vocalizing]

♪ Yeah, yeah

both: Oh!

♪ All the crazy
I did tonight ♪

♪ Those'll be
the best memories ♪

Suck it!

♪ I just wanna let it go
for tonight ♪

♪ That will be
the best therapy... ♪

- Oh!
- Hey!

♪ All the crazy things
I did tonight ♪

♪ Those'll be
the best memories ♪

[playing
Beethoven's "Fur Elise"]

♪

- What song is this?
- Oh, it's an original.

- Wow, you made that up?
- Yeah.

That's great.

♪ I just wanna let it go
for tonight ♪

♪ That will be
the best therapy for me ♪

♪ You're the best man
I'll ever know ♪

♪ There's no way
I could ever go ♪

♪ Darling, there's no way

♪ No, no, no, no way
I'm living without you ♪

Hey, check it out.

I'm Edward Chablis-hands.

Stop, Wesley.

I have to text my grandma
and tell her I can't make it

to her birthday party.
She gon' be pissed.

Won't she understand
if you told her

it's, like, a work emergency?

She knows
I'm just an assistant.

That's not an important job.

What are you doing?

Hey, Mary,
I need someone to drop off

a 2023 executive-class Palermo
to, uh...

what's your grandma's address?

146 Lincoln Street.

Do the leather seats.
All the options.

And write a note that says,
"Sorry we needed Dori tonight.

"We couldn't run this company
without her.

Happy birthday.
From Payne."

"Dori will get married."

"And Dori will get married."

Yeah, I need it tonight.

Thank you, Mary.

Oh, my God.
[laughs]

Thank you, Wesley.

[as Edward Scissorhands]
Who's Wesley?

Thank you, Edward.

You're welcome.
[chuckles]

Hey, your hands
are really red.

It's really tight, actually.
I need some scissors, I think.

Yeah, okay, let me get some.

Oh, God.

Yeah, Hillary Clinton
gave me this one

for something woman-y.
I can't remember.

- Oh, is that you and the pope?
- Yes, His Holiness.

We, uh--we met
a couple years ago.

- Wow. What was he like?
- Gassy.

- Really?
- Yeah.

That's so funny.
I'd heard that before.

- Big time.
- Somewhere else.

- Yeah.
- And what's this one?

Oh. [chuckles]

Uh, those are the burial plots

that Richard and I
bought for ourselves.

Won't be needing those anymore.

I actually have
six burial plots,

two for each marriage,

and I'm gonna end up
being buried alone

next to a bunch of cats.

Ooh. Like the pharaohs.

[chuckles]

You know, um,

being divorced doesn't have
as much stigma anymore.

I mean, I've been divorced.
- Once. Big deal.

I mean,
everyone's been divorced once.

Maybe I'm just
not marriage material.

Oh, no. Come on.

How about this?
Here's the deal.

In 20 years' time,
if we're both single,

we'll marry each other.

[chuckles]

- [sobbing]
- Oh, Katherine.

Oh, hey. It's all right.

You don't have to marry me.

♪ Tear down the mountains

♪ Yell, scream, and shout

♪ You can say what you want

♪ I'm not walkin' out

Don't jump.

[both chuckle]

- Just taking in the scenery.
- Yeah.

- You want to join me?
- How's the water?

- Oh, it's nice.
- Oh.

Oh, my God, it's freezing.

That is freezing.

Yeah, but if I told you that,
you wouldn't have joined me.

No.

[sighs]

- Good moon tonight.
- Mm-hmm.

I like a crescent.

The full moon,
eh, it's a little braggy.

It's like, we get it.

We gonna talk about last week
at some point?

Mm, you mean
the sex in the car thing

or the fact that Dale
wore mismatched socks twice?

[chuckles]
Both of those are crazy.

I mean, I like you.

I just--I always swore

that I would never date someone
that I work with.

But then I always think,

well, I'm spending so much time
at work.

If I don't date
someone I work with,

am I just
swearing off dating altogether?

And I also think that...

[sighs]

I don't know what I think.

Well, when you decide,
you know where to find me.

♪ I'm stayin'

♪ And you, and you, and you

♪ You're gonna love

♪ Oh, ah, ah, ah

[inhales deeply]

♪ Me

♪ Yeah

♪ Oh, ah

Thank you so much.
Next, we're gonna

slow it down a little bit.
You ready?

I love a fire.

I bet our ancestors

sat around fires
just like this.

Yeah, they were always
buying [bleep] from West Elm.

It's the first time
I've ever used it.

And that's the irony:
you work your butt off

to afford a big house,

and then you're working
too hard to enjoy it.

[scoffs]
- Mm.

Do you ever think about

what else you could've done
with your life?

I used to want
to be an architect.

- Oh, really?
- At one point or another,

I think most young,
gay boys do.

You know, it's probably
the whole Mike Brady thing.

I sort of always wanted
to go to New York

and do the fashion thing.

- Seriously?
- Yeah.

Or, I don't know,
become a therapist.

That seems better.

I used to want to be a pilot.

Or an athlete.

Or a detective.

Or a policeman.

Or a fireman.

Or an astronaut.

So anything a seven-year-old
wants to be when he grows up.

Oh, or something
with dinosaurs.

- Oh, a paleontologist.
- No.

- Elliot, your turn.
- Let me guess.

Haberdasher.
- Cheesemonger.

Chimneysweep.

Yes, very droll, everybody.
Well done.

Please continue
to make hilarious jokes

about how British
and effete I am.

Okay.
What did you want to be?

Well, if you must know,
I wanted to be a chiropodist.

- A what?
- It's like a podiatrist.

Basically--essentially,
I mean, it's a podiatrist.

Now why would you want to go
and do something like that?

Uh, chiropodists
make a lot of money.

That is the most random
[bleep] thing I've ever heard.

Jack, what about you?
What would your life be

if you weren't an assembly line
worker that I hit with a car?

I don't know.

Like, what did you want to be
when you were a kid?

You know, I never
really thought about it.

I just kind of take things
as they come.

You don't plan anything?

How does a person
live that way?

Well, a year ago,
I was a factory worker.

Now I'm sitting
in front of a fire pit

outside of a mansion
with a Cuban cigar in one hand

and a hundred-year-old scotch
in the other,

so things
just kind of work out.

But for real,
was there, like,

a foot doctor in your family
or something?

Like, I'm trying
to wrap my head around it.

It's just--it's a
recession-proof business.

It's too late to come home now.
I've called you a SuperShuttle.

Oh, it takes you
to the airport.

It just doesn't take you
to the terminal.

You know, taxi's, like, $40.

I'm not made of money.

This is the softest blanket
I've ever touched.

It's merino wool.

They wick moisture.

That's why they're good.

'Cause they wick.
- Okay.

I'm gonna take mine home.

She's not gonna notice.

I love you guys.

Mm-mm.

Oh, gosh.
Tonight was fun.

Did everybody have fun?
- It was fun.

- It was.
- [chuckles]

Good. I'm glad.

Good night.

Night.

Good night.

You guys want
to be buried next to me?

- Excuse me?
- Like, now?

No. No, just someday.

Oh, okay.

Great.

[chuckles]
It'll be great.

I'm looking forward to that.

[groans] Night.
- Good night.

[chuckles]