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What?
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What? Tell me
Is it bad?
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It's good?
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Very good?
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Sex?
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Oh, please, God, tell me
you've lost the power of speech
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No
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What is the best thing
that could ever possibly happen?
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World peace?
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Better
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I got a job at Barney's!
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Where are the cashmere
V-neck sweaters?
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On the second floor
And how do I know?
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Because I got
a job at Barney's!!
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So what happened to
the job at Banana Republic?
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Have you abandoned the Banana?
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So unlike you
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The Banana is dead to me
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Too gay
Bad for my image
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Got fired?
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A little bit
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This is the catalog
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They gave it to me to familiarize myself
myself with the inventory
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Meow
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Wouldn't you love to look like that?
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Well
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What do you mean "well"?
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Nothing, I just--
I don't know--
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Somebody at work yesterday
asked me if I'd, ahem
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if I'd ever done any modeling
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Ok, I'm just gonna have to put you
on hold real quick just a second
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Ok, I'm back
What were you saying?
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I don't know what's happening
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Maybe I'm growing into
my looks or something, but--
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but people are paying
a lot of attention, you know?
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They're staring
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Well, you're strange looking
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You have an odd kind of
shellacked look about you
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I don't know, Jack
Think I might be purdy
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Will & Grace 4 season episode
05 Loose Lips Sink Relationships
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It's to you, Karen
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Gin
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We're playing poker
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I know what we're playing
I was ordering
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Now, come on
Mama's dry!
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Well, we did it
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I was terrified at first, but it turned out
that there was this little prick
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a little pain, and then it was over
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You know, he's standing
right behind you
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We had our HIV tests today
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I had an ahi salad
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Aren't you guys
a little behind the times?
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I mean, some of us
have been getting tested
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since Frankie went to Hollywood
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Why now?
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Well, we figured since we're not
sleeping with anyone else--
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We're not?
When did that start?
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Love the jokes about you not
being faithful, sweetie
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They slay me
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Anyway...
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Anyway, we get
the results in a few days
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but in the meantime they said
we should be prepared
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to make a list of
all our sexual partners
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I made my list once
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Just for fun
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A veritable who's whom of
the entertainment industry
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Don't you mean a veritable
who's that of the entertainment industry?
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Hey, let's do it
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Let's make our lists
of our sexual partners
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Come on, it's fun
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Gin!
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Ok, but on this list
what counts as sex?
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hh, poor thing
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We have been over
this so many times
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Well, let's say by whatever means
we lost our virginity
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That's sex
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Ok, everyone, start counting now
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Uh, I had sex with 23 people
Does that seem like a lot or a little?
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- A lot
- A little
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Oh, honey
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Everything I say about you
behind your back is true
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Hey, no, no, no
No judgments
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We're just having a healthy discussion
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We're not here to shame anyone
Sweetie, what was your number?
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Five
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Oh, my god
how embarrassing
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Ohh, Jackie, I'm so proud of you
You're a salesgirl at Barney's
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Hand cream?
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Would you like to try
some new hand cream?
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Do not look at him, Karen!
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The hand cream guy is
the lowest form of life here at Barney's
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Get away from us!
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Go now!
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Oh, poodle, I miss Stan
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Oh, what made you think of him?
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How's he doin'?
Is prison awful?
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It's been really rough on him
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He lives for that one phone call
to the house every day at noon
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If it weren't for that
I don't think he could go on
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Well, it's noon now
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Yeah
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Ooh, here comes my manager
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She's a little witchy-poo
so you're going to have to skidooch
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Ok
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If you need me
I'll be in women's shoes
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One day, I hope to
say the same thing
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Hey, Dorleen
You're looking pretty
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No
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I wrote up your schedule for this week
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Oh, great
I did the same thing
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- Hmm.... I don't think so
- Hmm.... I don't think so
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Excuse me?
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Well, look, um...
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Thrilled to be here
Love you. Love everything about you
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Thinking about being you for Halloween
but... I'm gonna need Friday off
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No!
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Please!
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My acting class is doing a showcase
and I absolutely cannot miss it
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Every casting director in town
is gonna be there to see me
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do selected scenes
from "Caroline in the City."
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Let me tell you something, mister
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Do you know how lucky
you are to be working here
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at Barney's New York, in New York?
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If you ever ask mefor another Friday night off
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I'll go ape on your ass
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I'm serious
I will scratch your eyes out
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Ok, so, yes, maybe
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Well, look at you all dressed up...
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In my new suit
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I'm proud of you, Jack
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You're here for
my employee discount
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A little bit
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And what are you doin' later on?
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You are gross
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Oh, my god, Dorleen's watching
Quick, act like a customer
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What are you-- Jack. Hey!
You just touched it!
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Would you relax?
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I'm a professional
It's like an elbow to me
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Come on
Stop it!
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Jack!
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Thanks a lot, Will!
Hey, Dorleen
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Who's that you're talking to?
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I swear I don't know him
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Too bad
He's hot
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Oh. Oh. Sure. Yeah
That's my dear friend Will
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Introduce me
I'll owe you one
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Introduce you...
To Will?
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But he's gay-ained
like a pound or two
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Um, but, you know
he still looks great
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So?
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Well, I don't know
I mean, I could, but
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uh, I don't know if my new shedule
permits me much time
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Oh, I get it
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You're working me
I like that. I respond to that
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Ok. mister. You get me a date
with your friend Will
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and I'll give you Friday night off
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to embarrass yourself
at that stupid little skit show
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Oh, but that's so sweet
Thank you, Dorleen
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No!
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Don't ever come inside this place
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Great
Thank you
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Well, I'm HIV-free, herpes-free
wart-freeand nine more negative tests
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I get a free prostate exam
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So, we're both clean
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Want to get dirty?
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Sweetie, I hope you don't feel weird thatI've had a lot more sex than you
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I just want you to know
that you are very special to me
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Oh, I know
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Well, just because you've had more
partners doesn't necessarily mean
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you've had more sex
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What are you saying?
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Well, I'm not saying anything
Who cares who's had more sex?
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- I don't
- I don't either
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Just for fun, let's add it up
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Why?
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'Cause it's fun
Math is fun
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Oh, yeah
We don't do enough math
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Just remember
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this is not a competition
It's just a fun activity
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where we add up the number of times
we've had sex and see who's the winner
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Go
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Maureen--
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Three years, two times a day
New Year's Eve, planes, trains, bicycle
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That one hurt...
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I guess it was just once with that guy
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What the hell was his name?
Dindy? Indy? Oh..Steve!!
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- Carry the three...
- Borrow the one...
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282
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Wow
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See?
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3,105
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Hand cream?
Would you like to try--
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Sssss! Get away, creep
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Ok
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I'm here to take you to lunch
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No, no, no, no
I'm taking you to lunch
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But I'm still paying
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Of course
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Hey you
these just came for Dorleen
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Could you do me a favor
and hand them to her?
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What?
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Yeah, she's in her office
I'm just-- I'm swamped, ok?
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Just go in and hand them to her
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and I'll finish up out here
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And then we'll go up to
uh, Fred's for lunch, ok?
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Great. Thanks. I'm just-- I'm sorry
I would, except I'm busy-- Busy bee
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Can I help you?
Where you going?
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Come in
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Hi, Dorleen
Uh, I'm Will, Jack's friend
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Oh, right
Like I don't know who you are
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Hi, Will
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Hi. Heh
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Uh, these--these are for you
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Oh, wow
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I wonder what I'll do to deserve this
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Should I read the card?
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I guess you should if you want to
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I thought I was the only one
who felt like this
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Well, I guess not
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You guess not
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Ok
So... bye
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- What is going on?
- What do you mean?
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With your boss
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Why does she keep looking at me
like she's Carnie Wilson
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and I'm two ounces of chicken?
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I, um... I can't tell you
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Jack
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All right
Dorleen is an up-and-comer in--
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Dorleen is an up-and-comer
in the corporation
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and one of her jobs is to scout
the real-people models for the catalog
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And she thinks- God, this is hard-
You would be a great model
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Why?
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She-- She thinks
I'd be a great model?
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Yeah
I know it's hard to believe
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Really?
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Karen...
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I want to ask you something
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but it's really personal
and I'm afraid you're gonna be insensitive
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Oh, honey
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that makes me feel bad
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Try me
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Ok
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Do you think it's weird that
I've had more partners
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but less actual sex than Nathan?
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No. No, honey
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That just means that
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people like having sex with Nathan
and they don't like having sex with you
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I can't believe
I hesitated to ask you about that
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Oh, relax
honey, I didn't mean it like that
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Of course I didn't
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Listen to me
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I just meant that people don't like
having sex with you, ok?
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Better?
Better?
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Much
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Oh, my God
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What if you're right?
What if he's lost interest in me sexually?
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What if I'm like Space Mountain?
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You know, how, once you've been on it
you never feel the need to ride it again?
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Well, Grace, you have to work to
keep men interested in sex
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How do you keep Stan interested?
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Oh, I exercise
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00:13:16,043 --> 00:13:18,303
I've never once seen
you exercise
263
00:13:18,303 --> 00:13:21,640
Oh, it's not in any place
you can see
264
00:13:25,706 --> 00:13:29,759
What?
What kind of exercise-, Oh?
265
00:13:32,067 --> 00:13:33,109
Yeah
266
00:13:33,109 --> 00:13:34,826
I'm doing 'em right now
267
00:13:37,778 --> 00:13:39,682
I am not gonna let
Nathan lose interest in me
268
00:13:39,682 --> 00:13:41,527
I am not letting him slip away
269
00:13:41,527 --> 00:13:45,885
Honey, that's what
the exercises are for
270
00:13:47,172 --> 00:13:48,616
Tonight...
271
00:13:48,616 --> 00:13:52,749
I'm gonna give him
the hottest sex he's had in his life
272
00:13:52,749 --> 00:13:54,515
He's not just going to
Space Mountain
273
00:13:54,515 --> 00:13:56,845
He's going on every ride in the park
274
00:13:58,235 --> 00:14:00,033
Ooh, I think I just did one
275
00:14:04,428 --> 00:14:05,725
Come in
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00:14:05,725 --> 00:14:09,585
Hi. Dorleen, I--I just...
I want to say that, uh...
277
00:14:09,585 --> 00:14:11,098
Jack told me
what you were thinking
278
00:14:11,098 --> 00:14:15,374
Oh, god! I'm so embarrassed
I feel like I threw up a little bit
279
00:14:15,967 --> 00:14:19,999
Oh, no, no. That's ok. I just--
I wanted to tell you that I--
280
00:14:19,999 --> 00:14:22,146
you know
I could be interested in--
281
00:14:22,146 --> 00:14:24,914
You hear that?
He's interested
282
00:14:25,592 --> 00:14:27,694
Oh, wow!
283
00:14:29,066 --> 00:14:31,617
Well, um, I'm interested, too
284
00:14:31,617 --> 00:14:32,890
Yeah?
285
00:14:35,320 --> 00:14:39,864
Uh... Well, great!
We'll talk later
286
00:14:39,864 --> 00:14:41,791
Oh, I--I should tell you that, um...
287
00:14:41,791 --> 00:14:46,120
When I blow my hair dry
totally different look
288
00:14:46,120 --> 00:14:49,248
Oh. Well, ok
Great
289
00:14:53,921 --> 00:14:55,756
00:14:58,651
Doing your exercises?
291
00:14:59,080 --> 00:15:00,949
How'd you know?
292
00:15:00,949 --> 00:15:05,789
Well, I do my own version
I can lift an encyclopedia
293
00:15:06,782 --> 00:15:07,939
Ohh
294
00:15:07,939 --> 00:15:11,958
Well, aren't you a smartie?
295
00:15:17,343 --> 00:15:20,694
Is Grace around?
I just came over to smooch on her
296
00:15:20,694 --> 00:15:21,865
Oh, it's funny
you should say that
297
00:15:21,865 --> 00:15:24,935
She was just talking
about having sex with you
298
00:15:24,935 --> 00:15:25,422
Yeah
299
00:15:25,422 --> 00:15:26,700
Bragging about it?
300
00:15:26,700 --> 00:15:28,911
More like complaining about it
301
00:15:28,911 --> 00:15:30,458
Oh, man
302
00:15:30,458 --> 00:15:36,268
I knew that number freaked her out
and I left off, like, a thousand
303
00:15:37,587 --> 00:15:40,990
You think it says something about me
that I like to have sex that much?
304
00:15:40,990 --> 00:15:44,307
I mean, you think it's weird?
305
00:15:44,307 --> 00:15:45,670
Honey, of course not
306
00:15:45,670 --> 00:15:46,545
It's not weird
307
00:15:46,545 --> 00:15:49,250
It just means that
you're not that interesting
308
00:15:49,250 --> 00:15:53,504
and sex is really
all you have to offer
309
00:15:55,042 --> 00:15:55,802
What?
310
00:15:55,802 --> 00:15:57,038
Come on
Oh, wait a minute
311
00:15:57,038 --> 00:15:58,603
Now, don't take it like that
312
00:15:58,603 --> 00:15:59,336
Come here
Come here
313
00:15:59,336 --> 00:16:00,244
Listen to me
314
00:16:00,244 --> 00:16:01,130
I just meant that
315
00:16:05,998 --> 00:16:09,170
Maybe you're right
I mean, it does seem like women want to
316
00:16:09,170 --> 00:16:12,709
have sex with me
a few hundred times and leave
317
00:16:12,709 --> 00:16:14,510
and go on to something else
318
00:16:14,510 --> 00:16:17,517
Well, I'm not going to
let that happen with Grace
319
00:16:17,517 --> 00:16:18,871
We're gonna talk
320
00:16:18,871 --> 00:16:22,814
About books, childhood
memories and family pets
321
00:16:22,814 --> 00:16:23,735
And until that happens
322
00:16:23,735 --> 00:16:28,311
we're not going to have sex tonight
tomorrow night, or any other night
323
00:16:29,140 --> 00:16:31,752
Ooh!
I think I just did one
324
00:16:35,164 --> 00:16:36,032
Is Jack around?
325
00:16:36,032 --> 00:16:39,438
Oh, he's in the back Bgetting ready for his showcase
326
00:16:39,438 --> 00:16:41,612
I told him he could leave
a couple of hours early
327
00:16:41,612 --> 00:16:43,745
Oh, good. Well, that gives him
ten minutes to get dressed
328
00:16:43,745 --> 00:16:46,393
and an hour and 50 minutes
to learn how to act
329
00:16:52,325 --> 00:16:55,488
You know, I was actually
hoping to run into you
330
00:16:55,488 --> 00:16:57,443
Really?
Yeah. Me, too
331
00:16:57,443 --> 00:16:58,979
I've been thinking about you all day
332
00:16:58,979 --> 00:16:59,500
Hi
333
00:17:01,575 --> 00:17:02,096
Hi
334
00:17:04,043 --> 00:17:09,168
The reason I came by is, uh...
I--I--I'm not really very aggressive
335
00:17:09,168 --> 00:17:11,050
but I'm trying to be the kind of guy
who just goes for what he wants
336
00:17:11,050 --> 00:17:13,373
so I'm just--
I'm just going to say it
337
00:17:13,373 --> 00:17:15,593
Oh, my God
I can't breathe
338
00:17:15,593 --> 00:17:17,187
Dorleen...
339
00:17:17,749 --> 00:17:19,245
Yeah?
340
00:17:19,245 --> 00:17:21,449
I've got the slim hips
and broad shoulders
341
00:17:21,449 --> 00:17:23,626
that a sweater dreams about
342
00:17:23,626 --> 00:17:26,252
I can carry a man purse
and still look masculine
343
00:17:26,252 --> 00:17:30,056
I feel that my fat-to-muscle ratio
is right on target
344
00:17:30,056 --> 00:17:32,269
but I'm willing to bulk up
345
00:17:32,269 --> 00:17:33,498
Do you want to see me walk?
346
00:17:33,498 --> 00:17:35,871
For starters, yeah
347
00:17:37,476 --> 00:17:40,213
Walk into my office
348
00:17:41,680 --> 00:17:43,512
Ahem. Hi
349
00:17:43,512 --> 00:17:45,575
Monday through Friday
he's a corporate lawyer
350
00:17:45,575 --> 00:17:48,505
but on the weekend
the suit comes off
351
00:17:48,505 --> 00:17:52,374
and he is ready to
rock 'n' ro--Aah!
352
00:17:53,238 --> 00:17:54,332
What are you doing?!
353
00:17:54,332 --> 00:17:55,816
I thought we were being aggressive
354
00:17:55,816 --> 00:17:59,131
I thought I was auditioning
355
00:17:59,131 --> 00:18:00,374
To be a model?
356
00:18:00,374 --> 00:18:03,848
Ok, I'm outta here
Hasta menorah
357
00:18:04,397 --> 00:18:08,391
What are you doing here?
Why are you naked?
358
00:18:08,391 --> 00:18:12,712
Hand cream?
Want to try hand cream?
359
00:18:12,712 --> 00:18:14,224
Hand cream?
Hand-- Hand cream?
360
00:18:33,365 --> 00:18:34,763
Grace?
361
00:18:35,331 --> 00:18:36,996
I'm over here
362
00:18:45,444 --> 00:18:47,313
What are you doing?
363
00:18:47,313 --> 00:18:51,590
Waiting for you
You wanna f-
364
00:18:53,711 --> 00:18:55,111
What?
365
00:18:55,817 --> 00:18:59,292
Let's f-- Water
366
00:18:59,292 --> 00:19:01,253
Now, why are you smoking?
367
00:19:01,253 --> 00:19:03,265
'Cause it's sexy
368
00:19:06,438 --> 00:19:09,163
Doesn't get much hotter than that
369
00:19:10,299 --> 00:19:12,686
Grace, you know
I've been thinking
370
00:19:12,686 --> 00:19:16,385
there's a lot of things
I haven't shared with you
371
00:19:16,385 --> 00:19:18,687
Well, why don't we start sharing?
372
00:19:18,687 --> 00:19:21,185
Uh, no, no, no
I'm serious
373
00:19:21,185 --> 00:19:23,876
Like, I have a weak side
a vulnerable side
374
00:19:23,876 --> 00:19:24,960
How about your front side?
375
00:19:24,960 --> 00:19:25,711
Oh! No
376
00:19:27,456 --> 00:19:30,615
It's really important that
we share something other than--
377
00:19:30,615 --> 00:19:31,536
I want to have sex
378
00:19:31,536 --> 00:19:33,863
I want to talk!
379
00:19:34,824 --> 00:19:37,214
Come on!
Don't you want me?
380
00:19:37,214 --> 00:19:41,494
No! I want to tell you about
my pets Snork and Chairman Meow!
381
00:19:41,494 --> 00:19:42,701
Take me!
382
00:19:42,701 --> 00:19:45,071
I'm not a piece of meat!
Talk to me!
383
00:19:45,071 --> 00:19:46,257
I don't want to talk!
384
00:19:46,257 --> 00:19:47,151
I don't want to have sex!
385
00:19:47,151 --> 00:19:49,987
I don't want you in my living room!
386
00:19:50,795 --> 00:19:51,729
Get out!
387
00:19:51,729 --> 00:19:56,005
Have your sex in the gym
like normal people
388
00:19:58,779 --> 00:20:02,456
Will, you don't understand
Karen told me he's losing interest
389
00:20:02,456 --> 00:20:05,672
Yeah, well, Karen told me
that sex is all I have to offer
390
00:20:05,672 --> 00:20:06,857
And Karen told me that
391
00:20:06,857 --> 00:20:10,738
Christmas celebrates
the birth of our lord Cartier
392
00:20:13,306 --> 00:20:15,905
I mean, come on
Karen?
393
00:20:15,905 --> 00:20:19,298
You don't take
relationship advice from Karen
394
00:20:19,298 --> 00:20:24,372
You get advice on-- I don't know--
what wine goes with mood stabilizers
395
00:20:26,596 --> 00:20:30,669
You're fine together
Your relationship is fine
396
00:20:32,800 --> 00:20:34,821
I feel kind of...
397
00:20:34,821 --> 00:20:36,446
So do I
398
00:20:36,446 --> 00:20:41,867
Do you want to go talk?
About Snork and Chairman Meow?
399
00:20:41,867 --> 00:20:43,586
Hell, no
400
00:20:54,228 --> 00:20:57,559
Straight people are so crazy
401
00:20:58,366 --> 00:20:59,930
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