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Stop
What?
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We said we were gonna go
easy on the butter and the cheese
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and look at us
Look what we're doing
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You're right
This is too much
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We should blot
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The most amazing thing is happening
in my apartment right now
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Somebody actually stayed
till the morning?
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Show me hateful!
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My son Elliot is on the phone
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asking a girl out for
the very first time ever
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Ohh...someone's a proud papa
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Oh, I remember the first time
I asked a girl out
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Well, not a girl so much
as my cousin Robert
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I remember calling girls for dates
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I was so nervous, you know
that they might... say yes
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- Hi
- Hey!
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- What happened?
- How'd it go?
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Randy Varner already
asked her to the dance
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so she's going with him
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- Sorry, Elliot
- At least you tried
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That little tartlet!
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You know, Elliot,
if this girl turned you down
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it just means that
there's an even better girl
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out there for you
and now you'll find her
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You're young enough to
buy that, aren't you?
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I'm going to finish my homework
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Hey. Hey, you know
maybe later
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if you're not doing anything
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we could do something
together, you know?
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Like, um...
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wave at sailors
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I think he means baseball
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Baseball. Sure
Fun. Great. Yeah
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Poor kid
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I can't believe she turned him down
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Just make sure you do
something fun with him that night
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Like when I'd stay home from a dance
my mom and I would bake ginger snaps
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and watch "Little House on the Prairie." (60��뿡
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God, I was so gay
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No. no, no
Don't listen to him
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Elliot has to go to that dance
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This is a very tender time for him
and if he doesn't bounce back
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this sort of disappointment can
leave a deep emotional scar
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- What was his name?
- Alan Finkelman
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He took me to
my first boy-girl dance
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He was so gorgeous
like a Jewish Scott Baio
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We had two great dances, and
I knew that a slow one was coming
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so I ran into the bathroom to reapply
my Bonnie Belle Dr. Pepper lipsmacker
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And when I came back out
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he was dancing with that
snooty Sandy Simons
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I was heartbroken
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I remember that story
Will and I read it in your diary
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You read my diary?
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Hey, I just showed him where it was
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He picked the lock with his bobby pin
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Crouching Father Hidden Husband
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Will & Grace
Season 4
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Karen, my office called and said
it was some kind of emergency
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What's up?
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Oh, uh--honey, could you get that
paper out of the fax?
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- I got a little jammy-jam
- Sure. What's the emergency?
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Paper in the fax
got a little jammy-jam
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what You--You called me
out of a business lunch to fix your fax?
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Yeah
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You do realize it's not my job?
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I see where you're going with this
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Here you go
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Karen, I can't take this
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knowing that somewhere
a traffic cop is gonna go unbribed
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Look... I'm a lawyer
which means that unlike you
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I have passed a bar
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- My job, essentially, is
- Honey. Honey, I often ask a lot of people
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on my staff to do different things
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Cook sometimes cleans
Cleaner sometimes cooks
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Driver sometimes provides an alibi
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We all pitch in!
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Right... but the difference is
that those people live in the palace
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and serve only the evil queen
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Whereas Lawyer works not only for her
but for many of the villagers as well
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You understand why I don't
have time to fix your fax machine?
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No. Why?
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Let me try to explain this
in terms you'll understand
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I'm tequila
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Oh, I'm liking this story
better already!
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These are my friends
gin, vodka, and scotch
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Hello, Karen!
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Hiya, kids
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Now. You got an emergency
You want a bloody mary
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You've poured yourself
a thimble of tomato juice
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Who you gonna call?
Me? Tequila?
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What is this crazy talk?
I want my vodka!
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Exactly. So from now on
you only call tequila
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when you have a legal problem
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Ok, I get it now
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You're comin' in loud and queer!
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Karen, who are we gonna get?
I mean, this is my son
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His date should be
stylish, special, beautiful
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A non-smoker
who loves to laugh
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Wait a minute
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You've got someone
special, stylish, beautiful?
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No. But how about Grace?
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She's got big feet
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And you know what they say
about girls with big feet
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- Well, how about Grace?
- How about Grace what?
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How about Grace be Elliott's date
to his school dance tomorrow night?
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How much fun?
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Are you kidding me?
He's 12. I'm 30-- Not 12
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Come on, Grace
It's hard enough having me as a dad
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I'm a celebrity
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And also... I'm gay
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It's been a big week for him
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and if I could just make it
so he had a really great time
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at this dance, I'd be... Superdad
Please, Grace?
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Ohh, I don't know. I mean
I know that it would be very painful
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to miss your seventh grade dance,
but isn't there something else that we could
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- Alan Finkelman
- Have him ready at 7:00
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- Hello
- Hi, Grace
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Could I talk to Will?
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Karen, this is Will
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Listen, I've got an emergency
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You've gotta get over to
the manse, tout-de-suite
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An emergency, huh?
You sure vodka can't handle this?
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Oh, it's doin' its part, honey
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But I need you, too!
The I.N.S. is here
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They're taking my Rosario away
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Karen, this better not-- Hello?
Y-yes, I'm Mrs. Walker's attorney
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b-b-but all that
paperwork was taken-
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I see
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I'll be right there
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I'm approaching
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Oh, Will
Thank God you're here
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You've got nothing to worry about
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Just 'cause Rosario and Jack
are divorced does not mean
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they can take away her green card
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Oh, honey, could you
open this for me?
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Sure
where are the I.N.S. guys?
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Oh, gone
I took care of it
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What do you mean
you took care of it?
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Well, all right
you caught me
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I just wanted you to open up
that jar of olives
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You what? What-- What--
I talked to an I.N.S. agent
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Oh, honey, that was gardener
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He used to be on "Dark Shadows."
He's good, huh?
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But--but--
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Why are you doing this to me?
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Well... The first time I did it
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I did it because I really needed
somebody to help me
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but this time I just did it
for entertainment!
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What happened?
Did your cable go out?
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Did you lose the stick
you use to poke bears at the zoo?
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No, honey, it's right here
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Ok. Ok, you--
You've had your little laugh
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But this is the last time
you are ever gonna trick me
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into doing anything for you
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Ok. Could you get the lights?
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Sure
Damn it!
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It's so fes-tive
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The cr?e paper and the punch bowl
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Boys and girls dancing together
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A little hard to get my mind
around that last one
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but I guess times have changed
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Are you sure
I'm not too dressed up?
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Yeah. You know what would
bring it down a notch?
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Some Hawaiian Punch
and a chocolate cigarette
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Ok, Elliott, this is the deal
I want you to have fun tonight
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so whatever you want is fine with--
Eyes up, young man
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They didn't have
any chocolate cigarettes
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but I got you a carrot stick
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Just hold it like this
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- Hi, Elliot
- Oh. Hey, Nancy
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Where's Randy?
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Oh, he accidentally ate a peanut
and his throat closed up
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- Well... Bye
- Bye
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- That was her!
- Yeah. That's Nancy
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What are you waiting for?
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She's alone, she's vulnerable
Go get her
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- Yeah, but--
- No buts! Go get her!
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Excuse me
I have a very big but
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Well, you should have
worn a long coat
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Come on, Elliot
this is your chance
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Elliot is here with me
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Don't you want to teach your son
to honor his commitments?
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Yes, I do, unless someone hotter
and younger comes along
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- Now. Shoo, boy! Score big!
- No, no, no
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You are not going anywhere
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You know the rule
You dance with the one who brung ya
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Do not listen to her
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Go out there and
make your papa proud
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I am not gonna be left alone
at another seventh grade dance!
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Well, this isn't about you
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Yes, it is!
It's always about me!
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Wow
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That was not a good color
on me, was it?
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No worse than the one
you got on, Peggy Sue
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Now, we are not here to work out
some childhood trauma of yours
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We are here to get
my kid some tail
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You're right
You're absolutely right
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Thank you
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This reminds me of the time
I was eight years old and my cousin
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Ok, thank you
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How come you're so weird?
It doesn't matter, ok?
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She's already dancing
with somebody else
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Nicely done
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And to think I was gonna
let him go to second with you
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This is so unfair
I feel like I'm being banished
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That's because
you are being banished
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Now, you will sit here on the freak
bench with the other weirdos
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No offense, girls
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Today's weirdos are tomorrow's
daytime talk show hosts
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and sensitive singer-songwriters
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Don't worry
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I know what you guys
are going through
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and I can promise it's not
always gonna be this hard
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I'd like to tell you the story of
a plucky young girl
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who went through
the hell of adolescence
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came out the other side stronger
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self-possessed
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with a damn good head of hair
if I do say so myself
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Felicity? (���Felicity�� ���ΰ�. �����ϴ�
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No, you weirdo! Me!
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Oh! Look at that
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Tom and Penelope
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Well... someone will buy it
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Mrs. Walker?
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I'm Agent Korn
and this is Agent Pembleton
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Oh, thank god
I've been fighting with my lawyer
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Can you open this?
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Mrs. Walker, I don't think
you understand
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We're from the FBI
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Oh. I've been telling Grace
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she's gonna get
arrested one of these days
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for assault with
a deadly wardrobe
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Ma'am, we're investigating
your husband Stanley Walker
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and we'd like to ask you
a few questions
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Stan?
My Stan?
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Oh, look at that
Tom and Penelope
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Well, somebody'll buy it
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- Will Truman
- Will, it's me
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There are two men
from the FBI here
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Well... one man and
a mannish woman
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Honey, they're asking me
about Stanley
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I don't know what to say
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The FBI, huh?
I'll be right over
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just as soon as I make
a gun out of cheese
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Hello. And welcome
to MoviePhone!
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- Will, I'm serious! I need
- In a planet turned upside down
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one woman holds the key
to the planet's survival
248
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Charlize Theron is--
Leave me alone!
249
00:14:07,393 --> 00:14:09,525
What's the big deal, Elliot?
Just ask her to dance
250
00:14:09,525 --> 00:14:12,527
I don't want to, ok?
She's not my date
251
00:14:12,527 --> 00:14:13,848
So you didn't make the kill
252
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That doesn't mean you can't
feed on the carcass
253
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I can't do it
254
00:14:19,509 --> 00:14:21,866
I was crazy to think
she'd even go out with me
255
00:14:21,866 --> 00:14:22,452
Why?
256
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'Cause I'm a geek, ok?
257
00:14:24,395 --> 00:14:26,776
Well, look how good she dances
258
00:14:26,776 --> 00:14:29,113
I can't dance like that
I don't have it in me
259
00:14:29,113 --> 00:14:33,473
Not in you?
You got me as a parent
260
00:14:33,473 --> 00:14:34,691
That's like saying
261
00:14:34,691 --> 00:14:38,247
Chastity Bono can't
wear Bob Mackey
262
00:14:40,123 --> 00:14:43,456
So I guess somehow it got out
that I like to French
263
00:14:44,461 --> 00:14:45,726
Anyway, we're on the dance floor
264
00:14:45,726 --> 00:14:47,441
and we're at that
part of "Bette Davis Eyes"
265
00:14:47,441 --> 00:14:49,547
where Kim Carnes starts to talk
266
00:14:49,547 --> 00:14:54,850
when suddenly his tongue comes
at me like the shark in Jaws
267
00:14:54,850 --> 00:14:57,949
By the way, Jaws 3D
Dennis Quaid, no shirt--
268
00:14:57,949 --> 00:14:59,561
worth the rental
269
00:15:01,980 --> 00:15:05,051
- So where was I?
- You were about to get dumped
270
00:15:06,984 --> 00:15:09,441
Now, just listen to the music
271
00:15:09,441 --> 00:15:12,077
and let it move through you, ok?
272
00:15:12,077 --> 00:15:14,681
Now, we'll start with the head...
273
00:15:14,681 --> 00:15:19,020
And we bop, bop, bop the head
and we bop, bop, bop the head
274
00:15:19,020 --> 00:15:22,216
Good. And now
the shoulders are moving
275
00:15:22,216 --> 00:15:23,775
Very good
Very good
276
00:15:23,775 --> 00:15:25,826
And here come the arms
They don't want to be left out
277
00:15:25,826 --> 00:15:26,651
They're coming out of the barn
278
00:15:26,651 --> 00:15:27,172
Ok
279
00:15:28,091 --> 00:15:30,113
So, anyway
we're having an ok time
280
00:15:30,113 --> 00:15:31,347
I'm wearin' my good leather
281
00:15:31,347 --> 00:15:34,009
I'm laughing, there's some
serious hair-tossing going on
282
00:15:34,009 --> 00:15:36,919
In short, he's getting the green light
283
00:15:36,919 --> 00:15:39,893
When suddenly
this chick breezes by
284
00:15:39,893 --> 00:15:43,756
This town-and-country lockjaw bitch...
285
00:15:45,211 --> 00:15:48,927
And he gets up to
talk to her for 20 minutes
286
00:15:48,927 --> 00:15:52,068
I mean, what is that?
287
00:15:52,797 --> 00:15:55,726
My brother once flushed a turtle down
the toilet and we had to get it
288
00:15:55,726 --> 00:15:56,717
out with a spatula
289
00:15:56,717 --> 00:15:58,452
That's what I'm talking about
290
00:15:58,452 --> 00:16:01,779
Men need to be programmed
291
00:16:01,779 --> 00:16:05,489
Am I the flattest one here?
292
00:16:08,101 --> 00:16:09,661
Here we go
293
00:16:10,306 --> 00:16:12,750
Oh, my god
I love this song!
294
00:16:54,389 --> 00:16:57,643
- Here are the Polina files
- Thanks, Connie
295
00:16:58,212 --> 00:16:59,318
Do you want anything else?
296
00:16:59,318 --> 00:17:01,809
I had a dream about you last night
297
00:17:01,809 --> 00:17:04,282
We were on the beach
and you weren't wearing a shirt
298
00:17:04,282 --> 00:17:05,229
Oh, my god, I can't believe
299
00:17:05,229 --> 00:17:07,458
I told you that
I'm so embarrassed
300
00:17:07,458 --> 00:17:08,928
Connie, you don't have to
be embarrassed
301
00:17:08,928 --> 00:17:12,874
- I was breast-feeding you
- That's embarrassing
302
00:17:13,607 --> 00:17:17,714
Excuse me, uh... pardon me
we're looking for Will Truman
303
00:17:20,644 --> 00:17:23,033
Excuse me, Mr. Truman
We're from the FBI
304
00:17:23,033 --> 00:17:25,243
We have a warrant
to search the Walker home
305
00:17:25,243 --> 00:17:26,989
Mrs. Walker requests
that you be there
306
00:17:26,989 --> 00:17:29,312
I'm Agent Korn
This is Agent Pembleton
307
00:17:29,312 --> 00:17:30,884
Agent Korn
Agent Pembleton
308
00:17:30,884 --> 00:17:33,558
My name is Agent Poopy Pants
309
00:17:33,950 --> 00:17:35,140
Excuse me?
310
00:17:35,810 --> 00:17:38,043
Did Karen put you up to this?
311
00:17:38,043 --> 00:17:39,100
Ooh, badges
312
00:17:39,100 --> 00:17:41,075
Get those in cub scouts?
313
00:17:41,075 --> 00:17:43,292
I myself will never know
the joy of scouting
314
00:17:43,292 --> 00:17:48,806
because I like to kiss other boys
315
00:17:49,660 --> 00:17:50,770
What are you, actors?
316
00:17:50,770 --> 00:17:54,297
My God, the lengths this woman will
go to entertain herself
317
00:17:54,297 --> 00:17:56,769
- Sir, we're not actors
- Oh, come on. Sure you are
318
00:17:56,769 --> 00:17:59,159
In fact, I think I saw you in
a commercial for, uh
319
00:17:59,159 --> 00:18:00,746
anti-anxiety medicine
320
00:18:00,746 --> 00:18:03,882
You couldn't leave the house?
Now you're the life of the party
321
00:18:05,127 --> 00:18:07,065
- Sir, this is serious
- Yeah, I know, I know
322
00:18:07,065 --> 00:18:09,074
You're "FBI agents."
But come on
323
00:18:09,074 --> 00:18:12,705
I mean, would actual feds
be this ticklish?
324
00:18:13,788 --> 00:18:14,734
For the last 11 months
325
00:18:14,734 --> 00:18:16,353
we've been conducting
an investigation into
326
00:18:16,353 --> 00:18:19,050
Stanley Walker's financial affairs
327
00:18:19,992 --> 00:18:21,974
We've discovered
several discrepancies
328
00:18:21,974 --> 00:18:23,181
which have led us to believe...
329
00:18:23,181 --> 00:18:24,528
Please!
330
00:18:28,481 --> 00:18:31,124
Sir, maybe we haven't
impressed upon you
331
00:18:31,124 --> 00:18:32,817
the gravity of the situation
332
00:18:32,817 --> 00:18:34,502
I'm aware of the gravity, Agent Korn
333
00:18:34,502 --> 00:18:38,506
I mean, without gravity
could my pants do this?
334
00:18:38,867 --> 00:18:43,289
I'm allowed one phone call
You don't mind if I make it with my ass?
335
00:18:45,510 --> 00:18:48,243
Will! Will
Stan's been arrested
336
00:18:48,243 --> 00:18:50,378
Oh, for God's sake
put your pants on
337
00:18:50,378 --> 00:18:54,823
You're my lawyer
not my dentist!
338
00:18:56,663 --> 00:18:59,310
All right, enough is enough
I'm not buying it
339
00:18:59,310 --> 00:19:00,978
Honey, it's all over the news
340
00:19:00,978 --> 00:19:01,665
Oh, really?
Well, what is
341
00:19:01,665 --> 00:19:05,529
"...Stanley Walker being taken into
custody on charges of tax evasion"
342
00:19:05,529 --> 00:19:10,279
"Federal authorities apprehended
Mr. Walker at his home in Manhattan..."
343
00:19:10,807 --> 00:19:12,022
If you have any questions
for Mrs. Walker
344
00:19:12,022 --> 00:19:13,872
you can address them to me
345
00:19:13,872 --> 00:19:15,795
Her attorney
346
00:19:23,399 --> 00:19:24,909
I screwed up
347
00:19:24,909 --> 00:19:27,278
Who am I kidding?
I'm no one's father
348
00:19:27,278 --> 00:19:28,442
Hey
349
00:19:28,442 --> 00:19:31,505
You embarrassed
your kid at a school dance
350
00:19:31,505 --> 00:19:34,320
I think that makes you a father
351
00:19:36,073 --> 00:19:37,209
You know, I can
remember this one time
352
00:19:37,209 --> 00:19:40,328
when my father
chaperoned the Winter Sing
353
00:19:40,328 --> 00:19:43,178
And he dumped you
354
00:19:46,518 --> 00:19:50,744
No, he didn't dump me
He was my father
355
00:19:50,744 --> 00:19:54,443
Although emotionally he did
turn his back on me in college....
356
00:19:55,307 --> 00:19:57,481
I was moving into my freshman
dorm and we were going-
357
00:19:57,481 --> 00:20:01,112
Enough of the stories!
Write 'em down! You're killing us!
358
00:20:03,045 --> 00:20:05,883
- Hey
- Hi
359
00:20:05,883 --> 00:20:08,449
So, was that your dad?
360
00:20:08,449 --> 00:20:09,547
Sort of
361
00:20:09,547 --> 00:20:11,503
Wow, he got up and danced
in front of everyone
362
00:20:11,503 --> 00:20:12,876
You were great
363
00:20:12,876 --> 00:20:14,556
Yeah. Thanks
364
00:20:15,396 --> 00:20:17,418
At least he's good
365
00:20:17,418 --> 00:20:19,334
How did he learn to do that?
366
00:20:19,334 --> 00:20:20,473
I don't know
367
00:20:20,473 --> 00:20:22,689
Maybe 'cause he's gay
368
00:20:22,689 --> 00:20:23,841
He is?
369
00:20:23,841 --> 00:20:29,040
One of my moms is gay
370
00:20:29,810 --> 00:20:30,756
Really?
371
00:20:30,756 --> 00:20:34,451
Yeah, but she's not
a good dancer
372
00:20:35,999 --> 00:20:38,820
She built our house, though
373
00:20:41,697 --> 00:20:45,130
I should probably go get
Elliott and take him home
374
00:20:45,936 --> 00:20:49,785
Uh, I think you might need to wait
375
00:20:50,345 --> 00:20:54,758
There's my boy
Dancing with a girl
376
00:20:54,972 --> 00:20:57,735
You want to dance with a girl?
377
00:20:57,735 --> 00:21:00,810
Sure
Do you?
378
00:21:02,548 --> 00:21:03,591
Sure
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