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Hey, should we learn how to swing?
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What do you mean "swing"?
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- Dance
- Then no
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Anyway, don't forget
Saturday is Nathan's birthday
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Guess what I got him...
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and keep in mind that
the three things he loves most are
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zen, art, and motorcycle maintenance
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Oh, my god...
I love this game!
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Is it...is it..is...I'm out
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A signed, first edition of
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"Zen and the Art of
Motorcycle Maintenance!"
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Isn't that perfect?
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I mean, can you just imagine
the look on his face when he sees this?
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- He's gonna go nuts
- An amazing book
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It articulates an entirely
new philosophy for living
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- It changed my life
- You never read that book
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No, but without it, I would have had
a table that went like this--
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I'm so sorry I'm late
The meeting ran a little long
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What meeting?
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In that room down the hall
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No idea what they're yammering about
but they had cinnabons and coffee
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It was good
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We got a lot done
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Who was that?
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Kevin Wolchek
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Can you believe that?
He's working here now
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- The Kevin Wolchek?
- The Kevin Wolchek
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The Kevin Wolchek?
Who's Kevin Wolchek?
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The creep who bullied Will
all through elementary school
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his archenemy, his nemesis
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Yes, I'll never forget the time
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he and his evil sidekick Prunehead
tried to send me to the eighth dimension
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He's just a bully
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Just a bully?
He was awful!
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He used to dump Will in
the cafeteria garbage can
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if he didn't do his homework
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Well, I, too
was bullied as a child
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I went through a lot
but I'm proud to say
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no one ever forced me
to do their homework
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That was probably because
they never assigned a history paper
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on the rise of the leg warmer
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Yeah, I went to a crappy school
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Will, I can't believe
how casual you're being about this
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I mean, this is the guy
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who changed the name on your locker
from "Will Truman" to "Will Woman."
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Wow, that's brill
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The best I ever came up
with was "Will Trumpetman."
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I gotta go back to
the drawing board
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I'll give you a little sample of
what I'm working on
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How about "Dill Truman"?
It's supposed to be "Will."
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Sweetie, are you gonna be ok?
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You sure you don't want me to stick
around in case Kevin comes back?
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You know I'm a good biter
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I once bit a jump rope in half
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Why?
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What do you mean, "why"?!
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Ok, thank you
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No. Don't worry, honey
It was a million years ago
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You know, we're all grownups now
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�� & ���̽� 4���� ���Ǽҵ� 02.
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Will & Grace
Season 4
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I am so excited to give Nathan
his birthday present
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He's gonna freak--
wait for it-- out
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Oh, honey, come on
He doesn't care about a present
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He's a man
Just flash him a little boob
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Oh, I'm sorry, honey
That was mean
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Congratulations
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I see they're finally
giving out medals for evil
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Another bad job interview
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I don't know what I'm doing wrong
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Have I got a classy
boyfriend or what?
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Come here
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Hey, hey, hey. Come on. Come on
This is a place of business
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so unless you're gonna charge
him for that, take it outside
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Come on, Karen, like you
never got a little at the office?
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Well, at least she had
the decency to be by herself
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A-ha ha... a-ha ha ha...
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It's funny 'cause it's true
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So what are you doing here?
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Well, you know
I was just sitting at home
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thinking the highlight of my day
is a kiss from my girlfriend
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and I'm not waiting
till 6:00 for that
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You are such a liar
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It's just 'cause you couldn't find
the birthday present at the apartment?
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I tore the place apart
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I--I even looked through
your underwear drawer
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I found where you hide my...
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competition
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Ha ha ha... Ha ha ha ha....
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It's funny 'cause it's sad
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I also found a stack of white shirts
wrapped in blue paper
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Is that my present?
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Will's laundry
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Oh, shoot
I already returned it
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Well, I gotta go
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I have an appointment
for a small business loan
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You gotta admit
that is a cute guy
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Yeah. I would do
him nice and good
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Ha ha ha...
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It's funny
'cause it'll never happen
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Hey, Will
I'm gonna need you to--
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Hey!
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- Catch you at a bad time, or--
- No! No, I was just, uh--
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You were lotioning
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That's nice
You know, I'm sure a lot of guys do that
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For your information
I was not lotioning
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Yes, I was lotioning
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but I happen to have
a prescription from my doctor
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Well, which doctor would that be?
Your gyno?
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You here for a reason?
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Yeah, actually, I need you to draft
a contract for my meeting
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with D.T. Petersen
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Peterson the meat guy?
He's not my client
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Yeah, I know, but
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I'm taking this chick out
to dinner tonight, so...
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So?
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So... make it about ten pages
and use plenty of big words
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Wait. Wait a minute! Whoa
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Are you kidding me with this?!
I'm not gonna do your homework for you
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I think you will
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- No, I won't
- Yeah, you will
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- But--
- Just do it
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Or what?
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You're gonna-- you're gonna
beat me up at 3:15 at the flagpole?
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Come on. What-- That might have
worked on me when I was in fourth grade
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but I'm an adult now
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You know, I--I wear
suits and stuff
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I'm not scared of you
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Boo!
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All right, where is it? Come on
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Ok, ok, ok
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At the risk of
tooting my own horn
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which I don't have to do anymore
since I have you in my life
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I think I really outdid myself
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Oh, I want to give my gift!
I want to give mine!
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Girls, please, I don't want
to see you fight over me
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unless you take your tops off
and cover yourself in mud
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Oh, lord!
Did I just guess my gift?
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Ok, ok, Karen, you go first
I'll be the big finish
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Ok, now, Nathaniel
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I just got you a little something
'cause I didn't really have a lot of time
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So you're gonna have to forgive me
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Sorry
Oh, Salesman
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Oh, my god!!
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Oh, my god
A motorcycle
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You got him a motorcycle?!
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Happy birthday
Thank you, Salesman
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You... You got me
a Ducati Monster S4?
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Is it ok?
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Is it-- I just--
I never-- Oh ho!
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What are you doing?
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My happy dance!
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Otherwise known as
my Ducati Monster S4 dance
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Karen, this is the greatest gift
I've ever gotten in my life
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Thank you so much!
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Yay! More presents!
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Come on, Grace
Come on. Give him yours
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Um, no, um, I think, you know
I'm just gonna wait till later
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No, come on. Don't be silly
Give it to him now
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Yeah, baby
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Ok, ok. Ok
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Um... Happy birthday
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Cool
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"Zen and the Art of
Motorcycle Maintenance."
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Oh, I get it
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Because Karen got
me the motorcycle
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Oh! Thank you, gracious
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Vroom! Vroom!
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Uh, well, that's just-- that's just
really-- that's part one of my present
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and wait till you see part two
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You're just gonna--
You're gonna--Aah!
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Um, not--not today
It's a Jewish thing
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You know how we like
to stretch out the gifts
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Oh. You jews are great
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Except for that circumcision thing
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Hey, you mind if I take
it for a test spin?
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No, honey!
Go ahead!
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You were right
Birthday's are fun!
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You know, next year
I think I'll get him a sidecar
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Do they still make sidecars
or do they--
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Honey, you're a little close
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I'm going to kick your ass
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Well, why, honey?
What did I do??
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You trumped my gift...
The first gift...
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The gift he'll always remember
And because of that
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I'm going to kick your ass
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Honey, you're scaring
me a little bit
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I'm a little scared, too, Karen
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'cause I have never been
so overwhelmed with the desire to
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kick your ass
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Look, honey
it's an attractive gay man!
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What are you doing here?
I have people coming over
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Woke up this morning
with a--with a-- in my, um...
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In your what?
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Nothing. I just-- I have
a bit of a-- and I-- my stomach hurts
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Oh, dear
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- I think you may have a touch of S.C.S
- What's that?
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That would be
"scaredy-cat syndrome."
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It's a strain of the fraidy-cat virus
was going around last summer
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Jack--
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You may need
a Kevin-Wolchek-oscopy
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I'm sick, ok?
I have a cough, and my tummy hurts
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Now, make me a grilled cheese sandwich
and roll the TV in here
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I want to watch my stories
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Hey, fellas
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Ah, there's nothing like hopping on
your hog first thing in the morning
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and riding it till
your butt gets tired
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You're preaching
to the choir, ok?
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Hey, what are you doing home?
I got people coming over
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Will's pretending he's sick
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'cause he's afraid he's gonna
get beat up by Kevin Wolchek
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Oh, right, that bully guy. Yeah
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Grace told me
about "Will Woman."
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Which I didn't laugh at
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Hang in there, man
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Look at you
I am very disappointed in you
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You are?!
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Well, you think I like
feeling like this... Again?!
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You know, by the time
I got to the fourth grade
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the guy had made me
such a nervous wreck that
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I ate lunch every day
with the janitor
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Always left there
feeling better, though
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Probably 'cause I was swigging kahlua
out of Mr. Pang's thermos
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Then why don't you do
something about it?!
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Fight back!
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Put on your pink boxing gloves
and start crying
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I'm not a fighter, ok?
I--I--I bruise like a summer fruit
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Well, if you're not gonna do it
for yourself, then do it for me
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And, Will, do it for every loser
geek, weakling, homo, ethnic, fatty
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smarty sitting alone under
the jungle-gym petrified
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that they're gonna get
beat up for being different
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You're right
Why am I putting up with this?
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I mean, I-I'm not a boy
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- I'm a man
- Attaboy!
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So here's what you're gonna do
You're gonna get up
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You're gonna go into that office
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and you're gonna beat
the crap outta that guy
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You hear me?
Come on! Get mad!
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- I am! I'm mad!
- Good, so what are you gonna do?!
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I'm gonna beat
the crap out of him
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Don't say it like that
Say it like this...
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I'm gonna beat
the crap outta that guy!
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Say it! Believe it!
Who we going after?!
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Kevin Wolchek!
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- What are you gonna do?!
- Beat the crap out of him!
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- And what are you gonna wear?!
- Jeans! No! Khakis!
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Morning, Grace
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Morning
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Whatcha doing?
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Just getting some coffee
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Karen, tell Bodyguard he can go
I no longer plan to kick your ass
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Ok. Down, number five!
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00:14:52,025 --> 00:14:55,580
Listen, uh, why don't you head home
and stand guard over the prime rib
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00:14:55,580 --> 00:14:58,777
This morning I saw Rosario
giving it the glad eye
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Little tip for Bodyguard...
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Someone needs to reunite him
with his estranged brother...
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Right Guard
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So what are you
doing there, honey?
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I am wrapping
a present for Nathan
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trying to undo
what you did to me
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Refresh my drink
What did I do again?
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You bought Nathan a motorcycle!
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I'm the girlfriend
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I'm the one who's supposed
to give the best gift
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and now, thanks to four credit cards
100,000 frequent-flyer Miles
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and an application to sell
Will's sperm on the Internet, I do
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Well, honey, if it's that big a problem
I could just take the motorcycle back
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No, no, no, no. No need
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'Cause now I have a present
that's better than yours
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Oh, that's great
Who wrote it?
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It's not a book
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It's a watch
a very expensive diving watch
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So that if Nathan ever finds
himself two,000 feet under water
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And needs to know what time it is
he ain't gonna be looking at a motorcycle
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00:16:07,393 --> 00:16:13,100
Well, honey, I... I hope you don't
feel like you have to compete with me
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I don't
I'm not competing
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But if I were
I'd be winning, so pfft!
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00:16:20,363 --> 00:16:25,090
Why, Grace Alden
I can't believe what I'm hearing
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Adler
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My last name is Adler
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Oh, that's pretty
282
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Yeah, I love my new bike
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I've been riding it up and down
the footpath in Central Park
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and I'll tell ya
people don't like that
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- Are you ready to go to dinner?
- Uh, yeah. Yeah
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we should get going
Oh, by the way, Nathan, what time is it?
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I don't know
I don't have a watch on
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Really?
No watch on
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00:16:58,829 --> 00:17:00,609
- Nope
- Really?
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'Cause you left it at home?
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00:17:02,611 --> 00:17:05,219
No, I actually
I don't own a watch
292
00:17:05,442 --> 00:17:07,003
Really?
293
00:17:07,908 --> 00:17:11,236
But if you did, you'd probably
wear it all the time, right?
294
00:17:11,236 --> 00:17:12,271
No, I hate watches
295
00:17:12,271 --> 00:17:13,888
Reall-- What?!
296
00:17:20,024 --> 00:17:20,755
Hey!
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00:17:20,755 --> 00:17:23,442
Where you been, Woman?
I need that contract right now
298
00:17:23,442 --> 00:17:26,120
Well, good news
I got five contracts
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One, two, three, four, five
300
00:17:30,989 --> 00:17:34,409
Maybe you didn't hear me
It's go time
301
00:17:35,002 --> 00:17:36,179
Do you actually have
your dukes up?
302
00:17:36,179 --> 00:17:40,184
Oh, yeah. Let me tell you something
these dukes are your hazard
303
00:17:43,398 --> 00:17:46,486
- All right, let's do it
- Aah! Wait! Wait, wait. Ok
304
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I can't do this
I--I don't want to fight you, ok?
305
00:17:50,698 --> 00:17:52,772
You're right
I am a woman
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00:17:53,368 --> 00:17:54,442
I'm not even as tough as a woman
307
00:17:54,442 --> 00:17:59,120
You know, I once tried using an Epilady
and I had to see a specialist
308
00:17:59,120 --> 00:18:02,423
There's your contract. I did it
So just leave me alone, ok?
309
00:18:02,423 --> 00:18:06,298
You know, you did the right thing, Will
you know, and look at the bright side
310
00:18:06,298 --> 00:18:08,428
You know that chick
I took out last night?
311
00:18:08,428 --> 00:18:10,049
Nailed her
312
00:18:14,779 --> 00:18:18,681
Hey, listen, maybe after dinner
I'll take you for a ride on my new bike
313
00:18:18,681 --> 00:18:20,008
They say it's a chick magnet
314
00:18:20,008 --> 00:18:23,243
but it's also a pigeon-crap magnet
and a dog-whiz magnet
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00:18:23,243 --> 00:18:25,034
Ok, ok, ok, ok
316
00:18:25,034 --> 00:18:25,663
I get it
317
00:18:25,663 --> 00:18:28,844
You love the damn bike
Why don't you just marry it?
318
00:18:29,071 --> 00:18:32,043
Well, I would, but I'm afraid of
what our kids would look like
319
00:18:33,145 --> 00:18:35,694
Are you ok?
You seem a little weird
320
00:18:35,694 --> 00:18:37,912
You want to know
what's wrong with me??
321
00:18:37,912 --> 00:18:40,976
Karen's gift meant more
to you than mine
322
00:18:40,976 --> 00:18:44,357
Hers got this huge reaction
and what did mine get?
323
00:18:44,357 --> 00:18:46,371
Well, Grace, it was a book
324
00:18:46,371 --> 00:18:49,475
How excited could I get
without looking like a geek?
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00:18:49,848 --> 00:18:52,475
Perfect
So you hated it
326
00:18:52,475 --> 00:18:55,880
No, no, I loved it
It's just--
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Grace...
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00:18:58,742 --> 00:19:00,752
I can't read
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00:19:02,798 --> 00:19:08,001
Oh, my god. I didn't-- I should
have known. That is so--
330
00:19:08,001 --> 00:19:10,395
I can read
You've seen me read
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00:19:12,010 --> 00:19:13,562
Look, I love the book
332
00:19:13,562 --> 00:19:17,036
and I'm gonna love part two
of my gift, whatever it is
333
00:19:17,309 --> 00:19:18,352
Where is it?
334
00:19:18,884 --> 00:19:20,719
There is no part two
335
00:19:20,719 --> 00:19:25,199
I--I got you a watch
and you hate watches
336
00:19:25,199 --> 00:19:27,772
So, luckily, it fits me
337
00:19:28,010 --> 00:19:29,262
but that's it
I got nothing
338
00:19:29,262 --> 00:19:33,477
All I got for part two is--
is I love you
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00:19:33,477 --> 00:19:35,190
That's my gift
340
00:19:35,652 --> 00:19:36,616
It's not very fast
341
00:19:36,616 --> 00:19:38,686
it doesn't require a helmet
but it's pretty powerful
342
00:19:38,686 --> 00:19:40,312
and I hope you like it
343
00:19:54,997 --> 00:19:56,174
What are you doing?
344
00:19:56,450 --> 00:19:59,696
The happy dance
That's the best gift I've ever gotten
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00:19:59,696 --> 00:20:00,330
It is?
346
00:20:00,330 --> 00:20:02,495
Yes. What more do I need?
347
00:20:04,478 --> 00:20:06,267
You are a very sweet man...
348
00:20:07,253 --> 00:20:08,878
In clingy pants with
no underwear on
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00:20:08,878 --> 00:20:10,891
Please sit down
350
00:20:14,208 --> 00:20:16,150
Ok, Mr. Petersen, here's
the final draft of the merger agreement
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00:20:16,150 --> 00:20:18,760
I think you'll find
that everything's in order
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00:20:20,345 --> 00:20:22,270
"Pursuant to standard legal codes"
353
00:20:22,270 --> 00:20:25,034
"the party of the first part
D.T. Petersen President"
354
00:20:25,034 --> 00:20:26,934
and Chief Executive Officer
of Petersen Meats"
355
00:20:26,934 --> 00:20:32,039
Incorporated, will hereafter be
referred to as 'The Big Wiener.'"
356
00:20:33,642 --> 00:20:34,633
Excuse me?
357
00:20:34,633 --> 00:20:36,247
What the hell is this about?
358
00:20:36,247 --> 00:20:37,029
Uh--
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00:20:37,029 --> 00:20:38,232
"Upon completion of the merger"
360
00:20:38,232 --> 00:20:40,731
"the base of operation for
the new corporation will now"
361
00:20:40,731 --> 00:20:45,288
"be located one foot
inside my big, pimply ass."
362
00:20:46,687 --> 00:20:47,717
Uh...
363
00:20:51,749 --> 00:20:55,826
"Kevin Wolchek has not done his own
homework since he was eight years old"
364
00:20:55,826 --> 00:20:58,397
"One can only assume
he received his law degree"
365
00:20:58,397 --> 00:21:02,195
"after consensual soft kissing
with his torts professor."
366
00:21:02,898 --> 00:21:06,424
Uh, ok, uh, can you just
pardon me for, uh, one moment?
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