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I'm back
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Hi... God
I missed you
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Ok, get in
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So how was the trip?
How was the guy?
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What can I say? It was hot, it was intense
it was nice, it was comfortable
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it was boring, it was irritating
it was over. I couldn't stand him
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I'm sorry to hear that
I was hoping you would fall in love
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- Oh, I did
- Tell me
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Grace, I found the perfect
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pair of jeans
I'm serious. They're perfect
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They conceal from
the world everything
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which is flawed and evil and
show only that which is true and plump
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I've spent my entire life
looking for a bra that'll do that
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How 'bout you?
How's Nathan?
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Mmm... In a word...
Bootylicious
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Oh, it's so good
and the sex--
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- He likes it, doesn't he?
- He does
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- Even though you're a girl
- I know. Crazy, isn't it?
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And he does this thing--
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Guys, bootylicious is in the room
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The Third Wheel Gets the Grace
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- Morning, sweetness
- Hey, precious
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Sorry, I thought
you were Grace
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Well, hold that thought
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Well... Hold that robe closed
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So, you don't happen
to know where she is?
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Oh, breakfast with
her boyfriend Will
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Right now, they're probably
doing that real cutesy thing
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where they nibble on a piece of
bacon until they meet in the middle
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"I missed you. I love you
I missed you, too."
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Anyway, I think
that's where they're at
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Oh, I get it. I'm supposed to
be threatened by her friendship with Will
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Well, I think it's great
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I've tried to have women friends
but they always end up pregnant
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I jest
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Well, you're a bigger man than I
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Of course, I jest, too
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Well... It's good
but it's not as good the--
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- That place off the Rue de la--
- Yeah, I know
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Something about
the way they--
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Yeah, and is
the guy still there?
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Oh, the guy that--
Spoke like this?
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That was good
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I am telling you, Nate
they're joined at the unhip
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Morning, sweetie
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Your thoughtful girlfriend brought
you a turkey and cheese croissant
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I'm a vegetarian
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Which is why your
thoughtful girlfriend ate it
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Oh, oh, yeah, ok, no
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What you two do behind
closed doors is your business, ok
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but flaunting that lifestyle like
you're doing right now is just plain ge-ross
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We're not gonna
hide who we are, ok?
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I mean, we date
we're straight, get used to it
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Well?
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What do you think?
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Nice
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Do they sell men's clothes
where you got those?
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You don't know anything
These are fantastic French jeans
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And by the way, what happened
to "welcome home, Will?"
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Hmm... Welcome home, Will
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How 'bout the fact that
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since you last saw me
I have fathered a 12-year-old boy
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Yeah
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While you were out of
the country discovering the gay jean...
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I was here raising my son
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Would it have killed you to
acknowledge that the boy exists
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or were you too busy high-kicking it
with Nicky Kidman at the Moulin Rouge?
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What are you talking about?
I sent Elliot French comic books
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video games you can't get in the U.S.
at least six pounds of chocolate
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Those were for him?
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Yes
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And a t-shirt that
said "Paris" on it
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You mean this?
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How inappropriate to buy
a 12-year-old boy a belly shirt
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It would have fit him
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Well, don't you have the answer
for everything, Mr. French
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Welcome back
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Later on, let's catch a sad movie
with a gay undercurrent
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- I love those jeans
- Thank you
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I wore them to my bat-mitzvah after party(bat-mitzvah:������ �ҳ����
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These are men's jeans
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Willard, relax
It's a very smart-looking pant
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It'll save you having to
tell people you're gay
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Hey, anyway, we better get going
We're gonna be late for yoga
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- Ooh...
- What?
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Um, I'm sorry
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Uh, I sort of promised Will that
we were gonna do mannies
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and peddies this morning
You want to come?
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Hm. What's the use?
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I sit for an hour, and then the second
I take my keys out of my purse
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my tips are shot to hell
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You two have fun
and I'll see you at dinner
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- Ooh...
- What?
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Um... Well, I was just thinking that
since it's Will's first night back
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that we should go to
the Chinese restaurant that he loves
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- The place with the--
- No, they closed down
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- I'm talking about the--
- I love that place
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Ok, so, we're still on
for this weekend, right?
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Ooh...
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What? ?
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Um, this--this weekend is
the big sale at Barney's
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Um, Will and I have done it
every year since college
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I mean, the-- the whole reason
Will came back from Europe early is
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to go to the Barney's sale
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Grace, you say it that way
you make me sound so queer
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How did you want me to say it?
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The Barney's sale
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Grace Adler Designs
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Oh, hi, Stanley
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No, I'm not doing anything
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Sure, ok
You want to start now?
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Ok. Yeah, I'm naked
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Mm-hmm. Uh-huh. Mm-hmm
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Oh, already?
Well, good for you!
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Ok. Great. Ok, sweetie
Well, call me later. Ok
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- Miss Karen
- Oh! Oh
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You scared the hell out of me
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I thought you were the Chupacabra(chupacabra : ������ �����Ͽ�
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What are you doing here, anyway?
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Don't you remember what today is?
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Yeah. It's national
Scrub Your Toilet day
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and I think you should get home
and start celebrating!
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What do mean
coming here with a--!
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Oh, are those for me?
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Oh, honey...
They're almost beautiful
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"Thank you for 15 years
Happy anniversary."
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Oh, Rosie...
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I can't believe
I forgot our anniversary
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I'm so sorry
Let me make it up to you
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Come on
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They're having a big sale
at Barney's this weekend
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Here, take my charge card
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go down to the men's department
and buy yourself some new shoes
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By myself?
It's our anniversary
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For 15 years
I kept a home for you
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I've dragged your
gin-soaked ass out of bed
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I've given you the breath
of life three times
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Oh... All right
all right
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You don't have to go getting
all sentimental on me
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I'll go with you
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And now, ladies and gentlemen
I'd like to introduce my next guest
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Celebrating his last day
of summer vacation
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soon to be seen
in the seventh grade
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Ladies and gentlemen
please help me welcome my son
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Elliot!
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How you folks doing tonight?
I love playing the main room
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Can we please stop doing this?
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Hey, Rose hips
I want you to meet someone
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This is my biological son, Elliot
Elliot, this is my ex-wife, Rosario
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- Hello, little man
- Hola
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Ok, time to go, kiddo
I told your mom you'd be back by 2:00
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You ok to get home? You need anything?
You need any money?
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No, I'm fine
How 'bout you?
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You need any money?
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Oh, Elliot
He's crazy
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Actually, I might want to
get a hot dog later on
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There you go
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- Ok, um... No, I just need one
- Take two just in case
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You're a good son
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Come on, mijo
I'll take you to a bus stop
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You can ride
on the back of my moped
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Karen, I'm not gonna lie to you
I'm worried
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My hair's never looked better
but am I a good dad?
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I mean, I want so badly for him
to like me, but I can't tell if he does
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Well, honey
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you know if you want people to like you
you have to buy them things
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Karen, that is so superficial
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- Honey, why do you like me?
- What do you think I should get him?
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Well, school's starting soon
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How 'bout a nice flask
or a pencil box with a false bottom?
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No... Something he needs
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Like back-to-school clothes
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I wonder what the kids
are wearing these days
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Probably not leg warmers and
jazz pants, like when I was a kid
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Well, hey, I've got an idea
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I'm going to the Barney's sale
with Rosario this weekend
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Why don't you just come along?
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Well... I'll need
a little money from the ATM
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Denied
Denied
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Approved
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- Hey, where's my best girl?
- Here I am!
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I meant Grace
I'm supposed to take her to lunch
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Your girlfriend's gone
She went to lunch with her husband
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That is ridiculous
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I mean, I wake up the other night
and there's a third person
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in bed with us
Can you imagine that?
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Ok, wrong question
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I mean, I'm her boyfriend
and she keeps canceling on me
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How would you like it if the person
you were seeing kept blowing you off?
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Again, wrong question
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Nathan, why are you so upset?
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Well, I'm sick of
feeling like the third wheel
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I-I'm tired of this arrangement
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What--what arrangement?
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You two
Your whole little thing
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with the "why" and the "huh" and
the "no" but the "yeah" but the "I."
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It's enough already
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Ok, look, I-- I think I-- I think
I know what you're talking about
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Nathan, I am so, so sorry
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Look, we're doing it again
It's just like the time that--
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I know, and if you recall, after Danny
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- you promised--
- Well, not so much as a promise--
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Stop it!
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I know Will's your friend
but I'm your boyfriend...
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And I want a special
restaurant with you
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Fine
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I want a secret language
with you / Fine
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And I want to go to that
Barney's sale with you
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Ooh
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What?
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Have you seen Grace
around marked-down cashmere?
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It's like the-- the first 20 minutes
of Saving Private Ryan
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Oh, I like 'em, honey
They really make your apron pop
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Happy anniversary
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Hey, you, underachiever, wrap 'em up
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Wait, wait, wait
They're nice...
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But I think I should
go with the Bass Weejuns
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You know, preppy's back (preppy look
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For God's sake, make a choice
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I've got drinks piling up on my desk
and a stack of pills I have even opened yet!
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Grace, it's noon
We've been here since eight A.M
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When do we get to take a break?
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Sweetie, I told you
this is a marathon
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not a sprint
Are you staying hydrated?
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Here, eat a banana
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Excuse me. Hi
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Did you get those jeans here?
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Oh, actually, I got 'em in France
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Really? They're great
I would love to get a pair
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- Well, they're men's jeans
- Heh heh. Well, if you say so
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You and I, we have to stay focused
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You know how sharks
are eating machines?
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We are shopping machines
That means all we do
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is shop and poop, shop
and poop, got it?
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So, what are we gonna do now?
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God, I hope it's shop
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Now, feel free to pick out
whatever you need for school supplies
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Moisturizers, hair gels
body glitter--
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All your seventh grade essentials
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Uh, maybe I should
just get some pants
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Great. Who do you like?
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Gucci, Pucci, Fiorucci
Stanley Tucci, hootchie cootchie?
243
00:14:06,176 --> 00:14:08,158
Nothing's too good for my boy
244
00:14:08,158 --> 00:14:15,588
- Uh, I kind of like baggy shorts
- Ahh... What else do you like?
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00:14:15,588 --> 00:14:18,868
Do they have any hockey
jerseys? / Ahh...
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00:14:18,868 --> 00:14:22,324
Lord, I knew I was brough
t into this boy's life for a reason
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00:14:22,957 --> 00:14:26,302
P.S.-- Give me a sign if you think
I should get some highlights
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- I'll give you $100 for them
- 120
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130
250
00:14:30,696 --> 00:14:32,750
These are men's pants!
251
00:14:33,330 --> 00:14:34,773
They were made for men
252
00:14:34,773 --> 00:14:38,942
You gotta have a Y-chromosome and
an appetite for war to even put 'em on
253
00:14:40,333 --> 00:14:43,960
Ok, does this make me
look fat? / A little
254
00:14:43,960 --> 00:14:47,951
What? What?
Did you really just say that?
255
00:14:48,528 --> 00:14:51,287
Don't you want to
look a little fatter?
256
00:14:52,219 --> 00:14:54,187
Try again
257
00:14:54,677 --> 00:14:57,782
Uh... Well
you're very skinny, Grace
258
00:14:57,782 --> 00:15:00,415
Well, Nathan, what are you saying?
Am I fat or am I skinny?
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00:15:00,415 --> 00:15:04,900
Um, I... I'm afraid to go on
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00:15:06,542 --> 00:15:07,983
- 150!
- 155!
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00:15:07,983 --> 00:15:09,400
Oh, all right
Look
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00:15:09,400 --> 00:15:11,765
come here
Come over to the mirror. All of you
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00:15:11,765 --> 00:15:12,666
You see?
264
00:15:12,666 --> 00:15:15,372
Everything about them
indicates "men's jeans."
265
00:15:15,372 --> 00:15:18,915
The way they ride low on the hip
the thoughtful flare athe shoe
266
00:15:18,915 --> 00:15:20,703
the handmade copper ingots
267
00:15:20,703 --> 00:15:22,528
and look, there's a little
secret compartment in here
268
00:15:22,528 --> 00:15:26,143
for your thumb or a...
a tube of lipstick
269
00:15:26,143 --> 00:15:28,008
Do I hear 160?
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00:15:29,351 --> 00:15:32,730
No, no. they're a little
Sex and the City
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00:15:34,595 --> 00:15:36,043
Maybe I should look at the boots
272
00:15:36,043 --> 00:15:37,820
What are you talk--
They're fine
273
00:15:37,820 --> 00:15:39,776
They almost make your calves
and your ankles look like
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00:15:39,776 --> 00:15:41,885
two separate entities
275
00:15:43,279 --> 00:15:47,297
Maybe I should get a coat instead...
Or a blouse
276
00:15:47,297 --> 00:15:51,904
- You want to get lunch and come back?
- Oh, for God's sake, just pick something
277
00:15:51,904 --> 00:15:53,613
I have been standing
around here all day
278
00:15:53,613 --> 00:15:56,321
with these low-end
discount-shopping freaks
279
00:15:56,321 --> 00:15:59,070
Oh, not you, honey
You're perfection
280
00:15:59,070 --> 00:16:02,996
But I'd rethink the yellow
It's making you look a little "hepi b."
281
00:16:04,950 --> 00:16:06,686
Now, listen to me
I'm not standing around here
282
00:16:06,686 --> 00:16:07,375
for one more minute while you--
283
00:16:07,375 --> 00:16:09,068
Oh, lady, put a cork in that whine
284
00:16:09,068 --> 00:16:11,061
I'm trying to make a decision
285
00:16:11,061 --> 00:16:13,411
What is going on with you?
286
00:16:13,411 --> 00:16:17,382
You've never had a hard time
spending my money before
287
00:16:18,183 --> 00:16:21,104
- You want the truth?
- Not if it's long
288
00:16:21,893 --> 00:16:24,995
What if I said I didn't
want any of these things?
289
00:16:24,995 --> 00:16:26,889
I'd say you were crazy
290
00:16:26,889 --> 00:16:30,716
What if I said I've just been stalling
so I could spend more time with you?
291
00:16:30,716 --> 00:16:33,916
I'd say you were a lesbian
292
00:16:36,620 --> 00:16:40,204
What if I said that's all
I wanted for our anniversary?
293
00:16:40,204 --> 00:16:42,890
I'd say you were a crazy lesbian
294
00:16:43,842 --> 00:16:46,850
Well, it's the truth
That's all I wanted
295
00:16:50,197 --> 00:16:53,479
Wh-- You-- You wanted to be
with me because you like me?
296
00:16:54,467 --> 00:16:58,025
OK. This is getting
a little bit too real
297
00:16:58,025 --> 00:17:00,135
Here, buy anything you want
I gotta get out of here
298
00:17:00,135 --> 00:17:01,936
I can't breathe
299
00:17:01,936 --> 00:17:02,392
Karen?
300
00:17:02,392 --> 00:17:05,101
Can't talk--
feeling something
301
00:17:08,978 --> 00:17:12,869
- Elliot, what do you think?
- I don't know, Jack
302
00:17:12,869 --> 00:17:13,819
Well, I do
303
00:17:13,819 --> 00:17:16,411
It's the perfect outfit
for the first day at school
304
00:17:16,411 --> 00:17:20,038
So get out here and let me
see what it looks like / Ok
305
00:17:24,467 --> 00:17:27,544
Haley Joel Osment
you look fantastic!
306
00:17:28,592 --> 00:17:29,794
Do you really think so?
307
00:17:29,794 --> 00:17:32,691
Well, yeah, the kids at your school
would kill for this look
308
00:17:32,691 --> 00:17:35,288
That's what I'm afraid of--
I will be killed
309
00:17:35,810 --> 00:17:37,844
What's the matter?
Don't you like it?
310
00:17:37,844 --> 00:17:39,896
I look like Ricky Martin
311
00:17:40,272 --> 00:17:42,868
So you do like it
312
00:17:44,336 --> 00:17:46,879
Oh, that's a bad thing
313
00:17:47,657 --> 00:17:48,953
I'm sorry
314
00:17:48,953 --> 00:17:50,146
Well, that's all right
If you don't like it
315
00:17:50,146 --> 00:17:51,840
we can get something else
Go change / Ok
316
00:17:51,840 --> 00:17:55,960
I just think wearing leather pants
to P.E. would be a mistake
317
00:17:57,219 --> 00:18:00,201
Then, why did you say you liked it
when I picked it out for you?
318
00:18:00,201 --> 00:18:03,582
Well, you seemed
so excited about them
319
00:18:03,582 --> 00:18:04,557
and....
320
00:18:05,496 --> 00:18:06,846
What?
321
00:18:07,631 --> 00:18:11,416
I just wanted you to like me
322
00:18:13,829 --> 00:18:17,327
Well, you don't have to get
these clothes for me to like you, Elliot
323
00:18:18,317 --> 00:18:22,255
I do like you
We're--we're good
324
00:18:23,698 --> 00:18:25,910
- We are?
- Yeah
325
00:18:25,910 --> 00:18:30,766
You know, besides, I'm your father
I may need a kidney one day
326
00:18:33,866 --> 00:18:37,023
I guess this is where I give you
a little hit on the shoulder
327
00:18:39,117 --> 00:18:41,955
Remind me to teach you
how to hit like a girl
328
00:18:43,730 --> 00:18:45,141
Come on, let's go get
some clothes somewhere else
329
00:18:45,141 --> 00:18:46,342
Where do you want to go?
330
00:18:46,342 --> 00:18:49,396
- Uh, there's a Target near my house
- Great, let's go there
331
00:18:49,396 --> 00:18:52,517
Yeah, it's right next to the place
where my mom gets her highlights
332
00:18:56,111 --> 00:19:01,425
Ok, is this a powerful madam executive
having cocktails at the Mercer Hotel
333
00:19:01,425 --> 00:19:06,340
or is it a P.T.A. mom trying to cover up
an affair with the superintendent?
334
00:19:06,764 --> 00:19:08,519
Oh, the other one?
335
00:19:08,519 --> 00:19:12,939
- What other one?
- You know, the whore at the hotel
336
00:19:13,977 --> 00:19:16,440
- What?!
- I--I don't--I--I'm--
337
00:19:16,440 --> 00:19:21,494
- Ok, how 'bout this one?
- Uh, oh, that's the nice P.T.A. one
338
00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:24,587
No. if anything
this is the whore in the hotel
339
00:19:24,587 --> 00:19:28,210
I mean, I've actually seen
whores in hotels wearing this
340
00:19:29,160 --> 00:19:30,007
And if that's the case
341
00:19:30,007 --> 00:19:31,989
why do I want this?
Why do I want this?
342
00:19:31,989 --> 00:19:32,608
Well I--
343
00:19:32,608 --> 00:19:34,981
I don't know what to do
Would you please help me?
344
00:19:34,981 --> 00:19:38,108
Tell me what to do. Help me
help me, help me, help me!
345
00:19:38,367 --> 00:19:41,282
I miss Will!
346
00:19:43,771 --> 00:19:44,732
What?!
347
00:19:44,732 --> 00:19:48,454
I want Will back
This is-- This is bad for us
348
00:19:48,454 --> 00:19:52,007
There's no way that we're gonna
have sex together after I've helped
349
00:19:52,007 --> 00:19:54,675
you pick out dresses for five hours
350
00:19:54,675 --> 00:19:58,669
Go. Find your friend
Finish each other's sentences
351
00:19:58,669 --> 00:20:00,460
I love you, Gracie, but...
352
00:20:00,460 --> 00:20:03,241
I gotta go
find a sports bar
353
00:20:07,990 --> 00:20:10,774
Oh, hey, I'm not intruding
I'm not intruding--
354
00:20:10,774 --> 00:20:12,203
Where's Nathan?
355
00:20:12,203 --> 00:20:16,076
Gone. He cracked
under the pressure
356
00:20:17,166 --> 00:20:18,679
Poor guy
357
00:20:18,679 --> 00:20:21,904
Making him choose designer clothing
when the only labels he owns say
358
00:20:21,904 --> 00:20:24,115
"Nathan" in red marker
359
00:20:24,788 --> 00:20:27,814
Will, what do you
think of this dress?
360
00:20:28,150 --> 00:20:29,609
It's fine, Mrs. Fleischman
361
00:20:29,609 --> 00:20:33,178
if you're gonna continue that affair
with the superintendent of the school district
362
00:20:34,277 --> 00:20:36,814
I am so glad that you're here
363
00:20:43,880 --> 00:20:46,314
Oh, I hope it's a Curly
364
00:20:46,314 --> 00:20:49,260
Oh, Shemp
Well, it's still good
365
00:20:50,429 --> 00:20:51,819
You know what I thought
I could wear with this?
366
00:20:51,819 --> 00:20:52,846
Yeah, and I wouldn't
367
00:20:52,846 --> 00:20:54,209
Why not?
wouldn't it make me look like--
368
00:20:54,209 --> 00:20:57,214
Yeah, but in Planet of the Apes
not in Room With a View
369
00:20:58,923 --> 00:21:01,376
I'm telling you
I love that Moe
370
00:21:01,376 --> 00:21:03,110
Love you, too, Nate
371
00:21:03,536 --> 00:21:06,128
He's watching
Three Stooges / Oh
372
00:21:08,826 --> 00:21:13,228
Ok. Nathan, I want--
I want to go to bed / Oh. Ok
373
00:21:13,228 --> 00:21:16,882
Nathan. Hi. Look at me
Hi. I want to go to bed
374
00:21:16,882 --> 00:21:19,953
Oh, oh, oh. It's my turn
375
00:21:20,369 --> 00:21:21,892
Ok. good night, Will
376
00:21:21,892 --> 00:21:25,011
I'll try to get her back to you in time for
"Where in the World is Matt Lauer."
377
00:21:25,011 --> 00:21:26,464
Thanks, buddy
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