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(upbeat music)
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(camera shutter clicks)
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(Adam breathing heavily)
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- (knock on door)
- (Adam gasps)
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- Ah, one sec.
- (laptop lid thuds shut)
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Yeah. Come in.
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What are you doing?
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Not much.
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But hey, can I remind you again
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not to piss on the toilet seat?
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Mate, the seat doesn't stay up.
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Then hold it up.
It's not that hard.
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I don't want a wet arse
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every time I need
to take a shit.
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Alright? Now what do you want?
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Are you eating with us?
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Who's us?
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I made pizza.
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Josh is crashing here tonight.
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Uh, does Mum know?
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Yeah. I told her.
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Really, Clayton?
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I swear on Mum's grave.
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Mm. Mum's not dead, so you
can't swear on her grave.
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Well, Mum's staying at
Jeff's place tonight anyway.
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Oh, again?
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It'll be ready in five.
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Thanks Josh.
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I'll be down in a minute.
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Two max.
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(door clicks shut)
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(upbeat music resumes)
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♪ Ooh, they think
they know you ♪
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♪ But I know better,
you're superhuman ♪
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♪ Ooh, so super queer ♪
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♪ You make me feel
so superhuman ♪
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(music fades suddenly)
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(heavy breathing echoes)
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- Oh, what the fuck?
- (heavy breathing quickens)
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(laptop lid slams)
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(gentle music)
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(fly zips)
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Oh, smells so good.
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- Help yourself.
- Sit down.
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Ooh. Mushrooms?
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Yeah, I put extra on
'cause Clay said you love them.
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If you don't want
it, don't eat it.
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I won't be offended.
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Oh no. Yum, my favorite.
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Thanks Josh.
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- (pizza crunches)
- Mm.
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Let me know
what you think.
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(crunching) It's really good.
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Did you make the base too?
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Yeah, I made the dough
at work the other day.
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I think I'm getting
pretty good at it.
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Yeah, (crunches) it's
really, really nice.
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Yeah. You should come
by the cafe sometime.
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Hey, Adam. Remember
when you were little,
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you thought melted cheese
was like monster boogers
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and you threw up in the
middle of Pizza Hut?
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No, I don't remember that Clay.
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Oh, and you were so
paranoid about your own boogers,
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you used to carry around
a little pocket mirror
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to check your nostrils
every five seconds.
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No, I... Not really.
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I do though remember the time
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you shit your pants
at footy training
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and had to wear jocks
from the lost property.
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I do remember that.
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That was really funny.
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Any other childhood memories
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you want to share over dinner?
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No, I think, I think that er,
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I think that does it for now.
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Oh wait, uh, you're
a fucking idiot.
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(they laugh sarcastically)
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I'm learning to cook
in case my dreams
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of being a famous
football star fail.
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Well that's cool.
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I don't really have any
backup plans as yet.
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No, but Clay showed
me some of your art.
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Yeah, I really like it.
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I think it's different.
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Thanks Josh.
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No, I, yeah, I've wanted
to be an artist for so long
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that I don't really
have any interest
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in doing anything else.
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Oi, Josh, you should model
for Adam's exhibition,
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so I don't have to.
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- Ah...
- Oh no. Yeah, yeah.
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I'd love to.
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When would you need me?
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I, I don't need...
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Well, I mean... You would?
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Well I, yeah, sure.
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I mean, you know if you want.
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No, don't worry. Josh loves
being the center of attention.
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How is RMIT by the way?
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Well, the kids are
either hipster or nerds
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and I don't really
feel like I fit in
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with either of those crowds.
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Where do you think you fit in?
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I'm gonna start a movie.
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Erm...
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Thanks for the
pizza, Josh.
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- (relaxed music)
- (water splashing)
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(relaxed music continues)
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(phone pings)
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- (music stutters to halt)
- What the fuck?
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(Adam stutters)
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(bright music)
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(phone vibrating)
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- (dial tone ringing)
- (Adam clicking impatiently)
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(phone beeps)
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Hey Marco.
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Marco speaking.
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Marco. You know it's me.
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And you know that this is
my "Grey's Anatomy" night,
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so this better be quick.
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Something just happened
and I'm not sure what to do.
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Are you still there?
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- [Marco] (sighs) Hurry
up. - Wait.
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Anyway, my brother's hot
friend who's sleeping here tonight
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just messaged me
from the lounge room.
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What did he say?
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"Anytime."
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Anytime what?
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It doesn't matter. I
think he might like me.
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Maybe he was just
being friendly.
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So, I can respond?
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Do you like him?
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- Yes.
- Then no.
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Why?
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Because your very hetero brother
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would probably fuck you up
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for hooking up
with his best mate.
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(stutters) What...
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What if he's the
guy I'm supposed to
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spend the rest of my life with?
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(sighs) I'm going now.
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Okay. Er, er...
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Sorry, one more thing.
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Hurry up!
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Are we still on for
the movie tomorrow?
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Yes.
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Oh, okay, bye.
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- (slapping phone)
- (Adam flaps lips)
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(phone pings)
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(keyboard clicking)
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(soft reflective music)
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(Adam exhales)
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(emoji pings)
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(Adam chuckles softly)
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(Adam squeals)
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(upbeat music)
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♪ Don't keep me waiting ♪
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♪ When you know it's
not the right time ♪
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♪ Don't leave me hanging ♪
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♪ When you're screaming
my name at night time ♪
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♪ Don't get me high
just keep me down ♪
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♪ Don't fall in love
just to leave me alone ♪
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- (Josh yells)
- Jeez!
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Oh My God. (breathing heavily)
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I didn't realize
I was that scary.
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(exhales) Is my brother home?
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No, he's at a booty
call with some random.
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He's always got
something gross going on.
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What about you?
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He's got the looks, I
got the personality.
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People don't hook up
with personalities.
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Oh, don't know about that.
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You think people swipe
right for personality?
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No, I don't think your
brother got all the good looks.
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Thanks.
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So, where's my dessert?
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- Oh.
- (lid pops)
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- (cream hisses)
- Oh whoa.
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- (Adam laughs)
- That's disgusting.
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I'm, I'm sorry, I thought
you wanted me to do that.
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- The whipped cream.
- Oh. (chuckles)
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Are you always
this tightly wound?
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Oh. Is that
how you see me?
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A little.
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How do you see me?
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Hmm. Yeah, you're cool.
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You seem to know what you want.
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Now I remember when you
used to go to my school
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and all the girls wanted you.
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Yeah. And some
of the boys.
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(Adam sighs awkwardly)
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Did your brother ever
mention that I'm pansexual?
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No. What's that?
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It means I'm attracted to
the person, not the gender.
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Well as in...
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Well as in who
do you like?
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Um...
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Boys kind of.
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I mean like men,
not boys. (chuckles)
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Gays, guys. Sorry.
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I am gay who likes guys.
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(chuckles) Does
your brother know?
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Oh, we don't really talk
about that kind of stuff.
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Well, do you mind
keeping this a secret?
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What, our chat?
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Yeah, sure.
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No, this.
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♪ Don't keep me waiting on you ♪
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♪ 'Cause I can't wait forever ♪
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I don't want my brother
knowing about this.
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I swear on my mum's grave.
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Oh, I'm so sorry. I
didn't know she passed.
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She's not. I'm fucking with you.
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(they laugh)
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(heavy breathing)
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So, wait, wait, wait, are
you about to, you know,
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like, sexy time?
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(chuckles) Sexy time. Really?
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Well, you know, like,
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I mean are we about
to, you know, do it?
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Do you want to?
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Yeah. I've never done it before.
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But yeah, I want to.
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Me too.
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You to me or me to you?
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Me to you.
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I can't believe
this is happening.
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- Adam.
- Yeah?
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- Shut up.
- Oh, sorry.
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- (smooching)
- (heavy breathing)
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Oh. Er, should we do it here?
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No, let's go to the bedroom.
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(upbeat music continues)
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(song fades)
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(bright music)
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(bright music continues)
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(bright music fades)
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Morning, gentleman.
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So how did
everybody sleep?
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Looks like the sun is out.
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I might go for a walk later.
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Maybe even buy some fresh fruit.
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Hey, does anyone want
anything from the shops?
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Someone's filling
chipper this morning.
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Mate, don't you work
on the weekends?
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Work. That's right,
I have work today.
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Completely forgot my
mind there for a sec.
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I mean, it slipped
my mind. (laughs)
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I'm gonna take a leak.
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Alright, I'll see you in a sec.
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I didn't mention
anything by the way.
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Thanks.
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Can we catch up again?
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I'd love to. I mean it was fun.
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But the whole
sneaking around thing,
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it's very nineties,
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so maybe once you're out?
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Yeah, I was gonna,
but... (sucks teeth)
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Oh, I don't know.
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I can never find the right
time to tell everyone.
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Is there ever
a right time?
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(sighs) Okay, I'll
see you later.
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(bright music resumes)
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00:13:33,626 --> 00:13:35,101
[Marco] Get to it,
get to it, get to it.
265
00:13:35,125 --> 00:13:36,059
Yeah, yeah,
yeah, and then,
266
00:13:36,083 --> 00:13:38,018
and then he starts making
out with me on the couch.
267
00:13:38,042 --> 00:13:39,935
Oh, you slut bag.
268
00:13:39,959 --> 00:13:42,268
I told you there was
something up with him.
269
00:13:42,292 --> 00:13:46,143
Your bro is not gonna like
that you fucked his friend.
270
00:13:46,167 --> 00:13:47,643
Well, technically he fucked me.
271
00:13:47,667 --> 00:13:51,935
Ah
ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba, slut much?
272
00:13:51,959 --> 00:13:53,101
Hey guys.
273
00:13:53,125 --> 00:13:54,143
Do either one of you want to
274
00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:57,810
ride on my bike at
the next Pride match?
275
00:13:57,834 --> 00:14:00,727
Are you talking
about Dykes on Bikes?
276
00:14:00,751 --> 00:14:02,518
Yeah, I do it every year.
277
00:14:02,542 --> 00:14:06,018
Don't you have to be a
dyke to ride in that?
278
00:14:06,042 --> 00:14:07,685
I don't think anyone'd notice,
279
00:14:07,709 --> 00:14:09,560
especially with that haircut.
280
00:14:09,584 --> 00:14:13,685
Sally, Adam and I were
having an important discussion
281
00:14:13,709 --> 00:14:14,768
before you rudely interrupted.
282
00:14:14,792 --> 00:14:17,143
So maybe you and your new
girlfriend of two weeks
283
00:14:17,167 --> 00:14:19,518
can go and cosign a
lease agreement together
284
00:14:19,542 --> 00:14:22,018
and get some
matching dogs.
285
00:14:22,042 --> 00:14:23,894
We've been together
for six weeks now,
286
00:14:23,918 --> 00:14:26,310
- thank you very much,
Marco. - Ooh.
287
00:14:26,334 --> 00:14:29,602
And we signed our
rental lease last week.
288
00:14:29,626 --> 00:14:30,626
FYI.
289
00:14:31,125 --> 00:14:32,500
Are you, are you
feeling all right?
290
00:14:34,834 --> 00:14:39,310
I mean, you waited
a whole five weeks?
291
00:14:39,334 --> 00:14:42,727
Maybe you should take the
day off and get some rest.
292
00:14:42,751 --> 00:14:47,334
If you're gonna pay
me, I'm happy to.
293
00:14:47,751 --> 00:14:49,393
Remind me again why I hired her.
294
00:14:49,417 --> 00:14:55,667
Because she's like the
hardest working person we have.
295
00:14:56,209 --> 00:14:57,542
Gabe.
296
00:14:58,250 --> 00:14:59,584
Yes?
297
00:15:00,918 --> 00:15:04,185
Do you have something
that you want to say?
298
00:15:04,209 --> 00:15:05,542
Um, yes.
299
00:15:08,083 --> 00:15:09,226
Let it out.
300
00:15:09,250 --> 00:15:14,018
I was just wondering if
we had any more sponges.
301
00:15:14,042 --> 00:15:16,709
Erm, check the office.
302
00:15:23,042 --> 00:15:25,667
He looks different.
303
00:15:26,667 --> 00:15:27,976
Gorgeous different?
304
00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:29,351
More handsome different.
305
00:15:29,375 --> 00:15:30,894
Ah, Scorsese, Scorsese.
306
00:15:30,918 --> 00:15:31,935
- What's the difference?
- Okay.
307
00:15:31,959 --> 00:15:32,727
He looks good, alright.
308
00:15:32,751 --> 00:15:35,976
He's been listening to
Gwyneth Paltrow podcasts,
309
00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:39,351
but I think it's
really helped his aura.
310
00:15:39,375 --> 00:15:40,268
Oh, I guess.
311
00:15:40,292 --> 00:15:43,643
It's done wonders
for his skin too.
312
00:15:43,667 --> 00:15:45,727
Mm. Okay. (chuckles)
313
00:15:45,751 --> 00:15:49,059
So, what's the go with Josh?
314
00:15:49,083 --> 00:15:50,935
I think he wants me to
come out or something,
315
00:15:50,959 --> 00:15:53,018
so we can just be
honest with everyone.
316
00:15:53,042 --> 00:15:56,143
Okay, so just come out already.
317
00:15:56,167 --> 00:15:58,226
I mean, look at me. It's
the best thing I did.
318
00:15:58,250 --> 00:16:01,059
Granted my family don't
look at me anymore
319
00:16:01,083 --> 00:16:03,185
but still, it's great.
320
00:16:03,209 --> 00:16:04,268
Are you serious?
321
00:16:04,292 --> 00:16:05,560
No. Of course they look at me,
322
00:16:05,584 --> 00:16:09,059
to tell me that my
clothes are too tight
323
00:16:09,083 --> 00:16:10,852
or that I need a better haircut.
324
00:16:10,876 --> 00:16:11,810
But hey, your mum's cool.
325
00:16:11,834 --> 00:16:15,643
I'm sure she has some
idea about you anyway.
326
00:16:15,667 --> 00:16:18,018
Yeah, well maybe
after her birthday.
327
00:16:18,042 --> 00:16:19,059
She's having a dinner for it.
328
00:16:19,083 --> 00:16:21,268
We're meeting a new
boyfriend for the first time.
329
00:16:21,292 --> 00:16:23,894
It's kind of making a
big thing out of it.
330
00:16:23,918 --> 00:16:27,435
How is it that your mum
has a boyfriend and we don't?
331
00:16:27,459 --> 00:16:28,226
Yeah, well even more so,
332
00:16:28,250 --> 00:16:30,310
how is it that the only
thing I have in common
333
00:16:30,334 --> 00:16:32,643
with Kim Kardashian
is psoriasis?
334
00:16:32,667 --> 00:16:34,143
(laughs) Yeah.
335
00:16:34,167 --> 00:16:36,685
I'm not gonna lie,
that's pretty bad.
336
00:16:36,709 --> 00:16:39,560
(Adam laughs)
337
00:16:39,584 --> 00:16:42,834
(upbeat music)
338
00:16:48,292 --> 00:16:52,459
(upbeat music continues)
339
00:17:18,542 --> 00:17:20,685
Mum, that's my chair.
340
00:17:20,709 --> 00:17:21,935
It's okay, Adam.
341
00:17:21,959 --> 00:17:24,435
There's other chairs.
342
00:17:24,459 --> 00:17:25,268
Exactly.
343
00:17:25,292 --> 00:17:26,626
Exactly.
344
00:17:27,542 --> 00:17:30,918
(gentle music)
345
00:17:33,626 --> 00:17:35,852
Nice of everyone to wait for me.
346
00:17:35,876 --> 00:17:38,643
Jeff. This is my youngest, Adam.
347
00:17:38,667 --> 00:17:40,018
Nice to meet you, Adam.
348
00:17:40,042 --> 00:17:41,143
Likewise, Jeff.
349
00:17:41,167 --> 00:17:45,643
You'd better eat
before it gets cold.
350
00:17:45,667 --> 00:17:49,351
Clay has helped his footy
team win two grand finals
351
00:17:49,375 --> 00:17:51,476
since he started at Yarraville.
352
00:17:51,500 --> 00:17:52,310
[Jeff] Oh, yeah?
353
00:17:52,334 --> 00:17:53,768
It was nothing.
354
00:17:53,792 --> 00:17:54,685
I wouldn't say that.
355
00:17:54,709 --> 00:17:56,268
He kicked the
winning goal.
356
00:17:56,292 --> 00:17:57,476
Don't play it down.
357
00:17:57,500 --> 00:17:59,518
I'll have to come and
watch you one day.
358
00:17:59,542 --> 00:18:02,101
(clears throat)
The season's over.
359
00:18:02,125 --> 00:18:03,643
There's always next year.
360
00:18:03,667 --> 00:18:08,709
Mm. Best not to make
future plans just yet.
361
00:18:09,125 --> 00:18:11,250
And why is that?
362
00:18:11,626 --> 00:18:13,435
No, I don't know.
363
00:18:13,459 --> 00:18:14,810
Adam, give it a rest.
364
00:18:14,834 --> 00:18:17,310
Can we not just enjoy
my birthday dinner
365
00:18:17,334 --> 00:18:20,292
without your wise cracks?
366
00:18:20,667 --> 00:18:23,042
Yeah, Mum. Sorry.
367
00:18:24,959 --> 00:18:28,393
So Jeff, what team
do you go for?
368
00:18:28,417 --> 00:18:31,709
Not really big
into sports.
369
00:18:33,709 --> 00:18:36,518
Adam's doing an
arts degree at RMIT.
370
00:18:36,542 --> 00:18:38,643
He's actually very good.
371
00:18:38,667 --> 00:18:39,852
"Actually".
372
00:18:39,876 --> 00:18:40,894
So you're gonna be home
373
00:18:40,918 --> 00:18:42,018
till you're 30, huh?
I guess. (chuckles)
374
00:18:42,042 --> 00:18:45,059
He's always working on
his little drawings.
375
00:18:45,083 --> 00:18:48,185
Lucky I have my job
washing cars as a fallback.
376
00:18:48,209 --> 00:18:49,059
That's great.
377
00:18:49,083 --> 00:18:50,727
I actually need
someone to wash my car.
378
00:18:50,751 --> 00:18:53,393
Mum's last boyfriend,
don't remember his name.
379
00:18:53,417 --> 00:18:54,185
Roy or Rory?
380
00:18:54,209 --> 00:18:55,476
Ah, it's in the police report.
381
00:18:55,500 --> 00:18:57,935
Anyway, so he
actually stole my car.
382
00:18:57,959 --> 00:18:59,185
So now I don't have the trouble
383
00:18:59,209 --> 00:19:00,935
of having to wash one anymore.
384
00:19:00,959 --> 00:19:01,935
If you paid your insurance
385
00:19:01,959 --> 00:19:04,852
you would've got the
money back for a new one.
386
00:19:04,876 --> 00:19:06,476
Yeah, ma. Sorry, my bad.
387
00:19:06,500 --> 00:19:10,518
You know, bro, you can
always just borrow my car.
388
00:19:10,542 --> 00:19:11,876
Thanks.
389
00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:16,351
Clayton was just made
assistant manager
390
00:19:16,375 --> 00:19:18,226
at JB Hi-Fi at the Altoona store
391
00:19:18,250 --> 00:19:21,393
and is learning to
be a sports physio.
392
00:19:21,417 --> 00:19:22,602
I love a good knot, you know.
393
00:19:22,626 --> 00:19:26,894
Yeah. So one way or
another he's gonna be all right.
394
00:19:26,918 --> 00:19:30,143
Unlike the artist with
his little drawings.
395
00:19:30,167 --> 00:19:32,351
That's not what I said.
396
00:19:32,375 --> 00:19:33,310
Look, she probably just meant
397
00:19:33,334 --> 00:19:34,810
that his career path's
a bit more stable
398
00:19:34,834 --> 00:19:37,268
and an artist is a
bit unpredictable.
399
00:19:37,292 --> 00:19:40,935
Oh, well thanks for
that clarity, Jeff.
400
00:19:40,959 --> 00:19:41,602
(scoffs) Wow.
401
00:19:41,626 --> 00:19:44,310
I am just letting
Jeff get to know us.
402
00:19:44,334 --> 00:19:46,560
- (air pressure builds up)
- I have a stamp collection.
403
00:19:46,584 --> 00:19:49,018
Oh yeah, you should
see how many he has.
404
00:19:49,042 --> 00:19:54,250
- (air pressure builds)
- I'm gay.
405
00:19:57,334 --> 00:19:59,542
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