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- Well, I hope everybody
likes pizza pockets.
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- Oh...
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Microwaved appetizers.
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I should've thought of that
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Before I started tomorrow's
easter dinner from scratch.
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- That reminds me.
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We don't want to miss
the morning's worship.
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Do you know of any good
presbyterian churches
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Around here?
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I left my directory at home.
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- We were thinking
that it would be easier
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If we all went to our church.
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- You mean your...
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Catholic church?
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- Yeah. Problem?
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- I don't know.
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- Oh, why not, hank?
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It's interesting to observe
other denominations.
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- Yeah, it'll be like
a safari for you.
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Who knows?
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On the way, we might even spot
a herd of lutherans.
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- Oh, robert,
your dad's so funny.
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- Yeah, always with the jokes.
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Okay, who else
would like to talk?
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- Oh, if it's all right,
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Peter said he'd be
joining us tomorrow.
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- Oh, good.
Peter's coming.
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I had my fingers crossed.
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- Can I watch tv now?
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- No, frank.
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- Then what the hell
are we gonna do all night?
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- Less cursing, I hope.
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- Who cursed?
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- You referred
to the antipode of heaven.
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- What the hell kind of
moon-man talk is that?
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- Well, there it is again.
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- I have an idea.
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Why don't we do a puzzle?
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- Good thinking, mother.
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- Puzzle, sure.
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- Puzzle? Okay.
Puzzle.
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- I brought one
from home.
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- Ah, there you go.
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- I thought this would be nice
for easter.
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Oh, my.
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- "sacred death"?
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- Is that
a heavy-metal band?
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- This must be one of peter's.
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It was dark in the closet,
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And I just saw the word
"sacred."
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- A heavy-metal puzzle.
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- Look, it says, "500 pieces
of head-banging fun."
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- Sounds difficult.
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- What do you think, hank?
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- Well, we're already going
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To catholic church tomorrow.
We're--
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I guess we can just call it
a lost weekend.
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- Come on, robert. It's late.
- Yeah, go home.
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You didn't get a piece in
all night anyway.
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- I got it. I got it!
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- It--it doesn't fit, okay?
Don't force it.
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- Leave me alone.
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- It doesn't fit!
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- It fits!
I'm telling you it fits!
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- What are you--
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- See? Perfect.
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- What are you doing?
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And you got spit
all over here now.
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- Good night, everyone.
- Good night.
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- Good night.
- See you tomorrow.
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- Good night, mom and dad.
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- Good night, good night.
- Sweet dreams, honey.
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- That's it for me, mother.
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I've got quite a bit
of flossing to do.
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Good night.
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- I'll be there just as soon
as I finish this flaming skull.
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- Are you coming up, ray?
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- Yeah, I just want
to finish this section.
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- Okay. Night, pat.
Night, ray.
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- Yeah, good night.
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- Here, ray, this looks like
it's part of the snake
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Crawling on that poor
young lady's bottom.
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- Yeah, that fits.
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You got a good eye
for this.
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- I think
we're a good team.
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We're like kareem
and magic johnson.
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- Kareem and magic?
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You know basketball?
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- Only what I've learned
from your column.
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- Really?
You read my column?
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- Oh, yes, ever since
we became family.
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They have "newsday"
in the library.
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- You go to the library
to read my column?
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- It's only a 20-minute drive.
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You're very good.
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- Thanks.
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You know, I'm thinking
of writing a book.
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- You are?
- Yeah.
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Yeah, I tried
writing books before,
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But I-I never finished 'em.
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Same as reading 'em,
you know?
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But, um...
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This one I'm working on,
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It's about mickey mantle
and his relationship
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With billy martin
and whitey ford.
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Do you know those guys?
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- I've heard of mickey.
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I don't know billy or whitey.
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- Well, they were
these great players,
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And they all hung out together.
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I don't know.
I don't know.
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It's probably stupid.
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- I don't think
it's stupid at all.
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What does debra think?
She must be very excited.
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- Oh, I haven't even
told debra.
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- No?
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- Nah, she doesn't even
read my column.
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- Oh, she must.
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- Yeah, not so much anymore.
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She used to
when we were dating,
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And she was all wooing me.
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- Well, now she's probably busy
taking care of the house
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And the children and you.
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- Yeah, I guess.
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- You know what it could be?
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Maybe she doesn't read
your column so much anymore
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Because she's feeling
a little jealous.
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- Jealous?
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- Well, I wouldn't blame her.
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You have such
an exciting life, ray.
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You meet a lot
of interesting people,
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And you go
to so many exotic places.
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- You mean like...Tampa?
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- You've been to tampa?
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- Couple times.
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- Well, there you go.
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You know, sometimes I feel
a little jealous
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Of hank's work.
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- He's a high-school principal.
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- Vice principal.
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But you'd think
he was the principal
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The way he always comes home
with such interesting stories.
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And I just want to say,
"my gosh,
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"what I would give to be
a fly on the wall
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Of that teachers' lounge."
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Excuse my language.
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- That's okay.
I like how you talk.
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I got to tell you,
you're a very perceptive person,
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And you like sports.
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Maybe you should talk
to my mom.
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- Well, I'm sure
she loves your writing.
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- Oh, she's another one.
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She still hasn't got
over the fact
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That I didn't become a poet
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Or a opera writer
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Or her biographer.
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- Well, your mother
is a strong personality.
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But she has a good heart.
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I think, in many ways,
she's still just a little girl
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Who's looking
for acceptance and love.
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- Hmm. I never thought of her
like that.
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I've always just thought
of her as...
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Mom.
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- Well, I'm a mom
to amy and peter.
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- No, I don't think so.
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You can't even do this.
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You're too nice.
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- Aw, thanks, ray.
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I think you're nice too.
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- All right.
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Anyway,
this section's all done.
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Should we keep going?
- Oh, I don't know.
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Well, why not?
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- Yeah, why not?
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So what do you think
of my dad?
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- I think we should
finish the puzzle.
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- You all right?
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- What are you doing?
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- I'm sorry.
You--you were on my side.
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I didn't want you
to go that far.
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- It's 2:00 in the morning.
Where were you?
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- I was doing the puzzle
with the lady--you know, pat.
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- Till now?
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- Ah, it was a good puzzle,
and we got to talking,
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And I didn't even know
how late it was.
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She's all right,
that pat.
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- Oh, I'm glad you two
are warming up to each other.
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Maybe the next time
my mother comes,
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I'll tell her
to bring a puzzle.
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- Yeah.
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Your mother's
not really coming, is she?
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- No, ray. Relax.
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So what did you and pat
talk about for three hours?
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- Nothing.
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You know, just...
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Family, parents,
kids, work,
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This book idea.
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Turns out
she's a big fan of mine.
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Goes to the library
to read my column.
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- What book idea?
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- Oh, yeah.
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Just--I'm thinking
about writing a book.
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- You are?
You didn't tell me that.
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- Yeah, well,
I didn't want to bother you.
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- Bother me?
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I'm your wife.
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I mean, I think if you have
big news
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Like you're gonna write a book,
you'd tell me first.
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You don't go telling
some other woman
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Just because she goes
to the library for you.
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- First of all,
she's not some other woman.
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She's mrs. Macdougall,
all right?
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And she doesn't just go
to the library.
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She walks there, sometimes
through a foot of snow.
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- All right.
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So tell me
about your book idea.
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- Now?
It's 2:00 in the morning.
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- Oh, but it's not too late
to talk to your new best pal,
219
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Pat macdougall.
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- Come on, debra.
What?
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- Fine, fine.
222
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I'm happy
for both of you.
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- Hmm. Jealous.
224
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- Well, hank, what did you think
of our exotic catholic rituals?
225
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- Quite impressive.
226
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And I thought
your father hubley
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Gave a very stirring reading
of the resurrection.
228
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Of course,
that's a tough story to botch.
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- It is a wonderful day.
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The lord has risen,
and now my brunch.
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- Peter was very inspired
by that catholic ceremony.
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- Come on, peter.
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When are we gonna
have the easter-egg hunt?
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- Oh, patience,
little ones, patience.
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Now run along
and play in the garden.
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- Hey...
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We still got to finish
that puzzle, right?
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- Oh, yeah. I'd like that.
- Yeah.
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- Hey, mama, I'll help you hide
the easter eggs in the garden,
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If you like.
241
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I'm an "eggspert."
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- Oh, peter!
243
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- Hey, I'll--
I'll go with you, pat.
244
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- Uh, ray.
245
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Why don't you
help us set the table?
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- Oh, uh, can't you guys do it?
I'm a little tired.
247
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- Yeah, he was up all night
with your mother.
248
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- We were just doing a puzzle.
249
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- Mm-hmm. And talking
till 2:00 in the morning...
250
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And not just small talk--
very meaningful, hmm?
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Him and pat.
252
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- You had a meaningful
conversation with her?
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- Yeah.
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- Just not enough mothers
in the world for you,
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Are there, raymond?
256
00:13:40,486 --> 00:13:42,020
Hey, peter.
257
00:13:42,022 --> 00:13:44,088
- Hey.
You want a chocolate egg?
258
00:13:44,090 --> 00:13:45,223
I've been sitting on them.
259
00:13:45,225 --> 00:13:48,126
They're about ready to hatch.
260
00:13:53,332 --> 00:13:56,401
- So did you hear
about your mom and my brother?
261
00:13:56,403 --> 00:13:59,103
They had a real
heart-to-heart talk last night.
262
00:13:59,105 --> 00:14:01,439
- Oh, yeah?
- Oh, yeah.
263
00:14:01,441 --> 00:14:04,242
Apparently
into the wee hours.
264
00:14:04,244 --> 00:14:08,980
They bonded over
your sacred death puzzle.
265
00:14:08,982 --> 00:14:11,416
- What?
266
00:14:12,451 --> 00:14:13,852
Mama!
267
00:14:13,854 --> 00:14:16,087
- Oh, peter,
are you all right?
268
00:14:16,089 --> 00:14:19,390
- No! What were you doing
touching my sacred death puzzle?
269
00:14:19,392 --> 00:14:21,059
- I'm sorry, peter.
270
00:14:21,061 --> 00:14:23,494
- It is not supposed
to be taken out of its box!
271
00:14:23,496 --> 00:14:25,129
It's a collector's item!
272
00:14:25,131 --> 00:14:28,066
Correction.
It was a collector's item!
273
00:14:28,068 --> 00:14:29,467
How am I supposed
to explain this
274
00:14:29,469 --> 00:14:31,636
At the convention?
275
00:14:31,638 --> 00:14:37,575
"I'm sorry.
It's only been used by my mom!"
276
00:14:37,577 --> 00:14:40,378
- Raymond bit off a piece
just to make it fit.
277
00:14:40,380 --> 00:14:43,348
- Ah!
278
00:14:43,350 --> 00:14:46,017
You see, this is what happens
when you touch my things!
279
00:14:46,019 --> 00:14:49,888
This is why you are not
supposed to touch my things!
280
00:14:49,890 --> 00:14:51,422
- I'm sorry, honey.
281
00:14:51,424 --> 00:14:54,659
It was just something
to bring the family together.
282
00:14:54,661 --> 00:14:57,996
- Well, it certainly brought her
and raymond together.
283
00:14:57,998 --> 00:15:00,064
- What were you two
talking about?
284
00:15:00,066 --> 00:15:01,099
- Oh, many things.
285
00:15:01,101 --> 00:15:02,600
We talked about family.
286
00:15:02,602 --> 00:15:05,103
We talked about the idea
for a book
287
00:15:05,105 --> 00:15:06,471
Raymond's going to write.
288
00:15:06,473 --> 00:15:08,273
- Ho ho ho!
Whoa.
289
00:15:08,275 --> 00:15:10,942
You talked to him
about a book idea?
290
00:15:10,944 --> 00:15:15,346
You never talk to me
about my comic book ideas!
291
00:15:15,348 --> 00:15:16,981
- Peter, I would like to.
292
00:15:16,983 --> 00:15:18,483
It's just that
I have a problem
293
00:15:18,485 --> 00:15:22,921
Relating to characters
who eat human flesh.
294
00:15:22,923 --> 00:15:25,189
- Mama, this is my art!
295
00:15:25,191 --> 00:15:27,358
And it's obvious
you have no problem
296
00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:30,995
Talking to ray about his art!
297
00:15:34,099 --> 00:15:38,670
- Maybe I should give
his zombies another chance.
298
00:15:40,239 --> 00:15:43,708
- So, um, mother macdougall...
299
00:15:43,710 --> 00:15:48,179
Perhaps this might be
a good opportunity
300
00:15:48,181 --> 00:15:51,115
To get to know each other
a little bit better, huh?
301
00:15:51,117 --> 00:15:53,484
- Oh, I would like that,
robert.
302
00:15:53,486 --> 00:15:55,954
- So, um...
303
00:16:00,326 --> 00:16:03,094
What's your favorite color?
304
00:16:03,096 --> 00:16:04,195
- Blue.
305
00:16:04,197 --> 00:16:06,597
- Ah.
306
00:16:18,010 --> 00:16:19,444
I got to go.
307
00:16:28,387 --> 00:16:31,456
- Amy, guess what mom
did with ray.
308
00:16:31,458 --> 00:16:33,191
- Oh. I know, peter.
309
00:16:33,193 --> 00:16:35,059
- What? What's going on?
310
00:16:35,061 --> 00:16:36,694
- Raymond was up until 2:00
in the morning
311
00:16:36,696 --> 00:16:39,764
Having a long and intimate
conversation with amy's mother.
312
00:16:47,673 --> 00:16:50,375
- Raymond...
313
00:16:50,377 --> 00:16:52,543
Is this true?
314
00:16:52,545 --> 00:16:58,049
- And, apparently,
it was pretty juicy.
315
00:16:58,051 --> 00:17:01,019
- No, we were just talking
about family and stuff.
316
00:17:01,021 --> 00:17:05,390
- Say, ma, it looks like
you've been replaced.
317
00:17:08,527 --> 00:17:12,163
- Well, raymond...
318
00:17:12,165 --> 00:17:16,034
It appears that you will do
everything in your power
319
00:17:16,036 --> 00:17:19,203
To avoid talking to me,
your own mother,
320
00:17:19,205 --> 00:17:22,740
And yet you seem
to bare your soul
321
00:17:22,742 --> 00:17:24,609
To a total stranger.
322
00:17:24,611 --> 00:17:28,146
- Ma, look,
there was no baring, okay?
323
00:17:28,148 --> 00:17:29,714
And--and I always talk to you.
324
00:17:29,716 --> 00:17:33,217
You know I love it.
325
00:17:33,219 --> 00:17:34,719
- All right, then.
326
00:17:34,721 --> 00:17:38,723
Why don't we go for a nice
long walk right now?
327
00:17:38,725 --> 00:17:41,526
- I can't right now.
- Oh, you can't right now?
328
00:17:41,528 --> 00:17:43,394
I'm sure you'd be happy
to go for a walk with pat,
329
00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:44,595
Wouldn't you?
330
00:17:44,597 --> 00:17:45,797
- I'll walk with you, ma.
331
00:17:45,799 --> 00:17:48,499
- Robbie, please, I'm busy.
332
00:17:54,506 --> 00:17:56,207
- Pardon my curiosity,
333
00:17:56,209 --> 00:17:58,376
But what exactly
were you and mrs. Macdougall
334
00:17:58,378 --> 00:18:00,078
Talking about all evening?
335
00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:01,846
- Nothing to get upset about.
336
00:18:01,848 --> 00:18:03,548
- I do not get upset.
337
00:18:03,550 --> 00:18:07,185
There are just certain subjects
I feel should remain
338
00:18:07,187 --> 00:18:08,853
Between a husband and a wife.
339
00:18:08,855 --> 00:18:11,489
- Yes, I agree, hank.
340
00:18:11,491 --> 00:18:14,158
- And, so I am somewhat
eager to know...
341
00:18:14,160 --> 00:18:17,795
What did the woman say
about me?
342
00:18:17,797 --> 00:18:20,098
- I don't know.
She just--
343
00:18:20,100 --> 00:18:21,699
She talked about
all the interesting things
344
00:18:21,701 --> 00:18:23,468
That happen
in your teachers' lounge.
345
00:18:23,470 --> 00:18:27,305
- Good lord!
It was a christmas party!
346
00:18:28,640 --> 00:18:30,241
I do not drink!
347
00:18:30,243 --> 00:18:32,210
I had no idea
those little rum balls
348
00:18:32,212 --> 00:18:36,647
Would trigger a slightly
salty pirate impersonation.
349
00:18:42,221 --> 00:18:44,589
- Hot damn, hank,
I'm starting to like you.
350
00:18:46,558 --> 00:18:50,695
Hey, someone get captain hook
a boilermaker.
351
00:18:52,431 --> 00:18:54,165
- Come on, everyone,
352
00:18:54,167 --> 00:18:56,367
You're missing the children
hunting for easter eggs.
353
00:18:56,369 --> 00:18:59,237
- You stay away from my son!
354
00:18:59,239 --> 00:19:01,139
- Excuse me?
355
00:19:01,141 --> 00:19:03,307
- Can I ask you--
what is wrong with me?
356
00:19:03,309 --> 00:19:05,610
You talk to raymond.
I'm your son-in-law!
357
00:19:05,612 --> 00:19:08,513
I have a title--
son-in-law.
358
00:19:08,515 --> 00:19:11,916
He doesn't have a title.
No title!
359
00:19:16,288 --> 00:19:18,656
- I don't understand.
360
00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:21,492
- You violated the sanctity
of the teachers' lounge!
361
00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:23,294
- Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
362
00:19:23,296 --> 00:19:25,296
- If you don't read
my "zombie blood chronicles,"
363
00:19:25,298 --> 00:19:28,166
You're not my mother!
364
00:19:28,168 --> 00:19:29,367
- Look, leave her alone!
All of you!
365
00:19:29,369 --> 00:19:30,701
What's wrong
with you people?
366
00:19:30,703 --> 00:19:33,404
We--we did a puzzle,
and we had a nice talk,
367
00:19:33,406 --> 00:19:36,541
And she didn't do anything
wrong, and neither did I!
368
00:19:36,543 --> 00:19:39,877
That's right!
I am not ashamed!
369
00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:47,385
You know what was great
about last night?
370
00:19:47,387 --> 00:19:50,555
This lady didn't judge me
or criticize me,
371
00:19:50,557 --> 00:19:53,958
Which is something I'm not
exactly used to around here.
372
00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:57,461
She listened,
and she was nice.
373
00:19:57,463 --> 00:19:59,730
And like jesus said,
374
00:19:59,732 --> 00:20:02,567
"blessed are the nice."
375
00:20:06,872 --> 00:20:11,576
he never said that.
376
00:20:11,578 --> 00:20:14,679
- Well, that's what I'm saying!
377
00:20:16,548 --> 00:20:19,784
Blessed are you.
378
00:20:19,786 --> 00:20:22,253
I don't care
what anybody says.
379
00:20:22,255 --> 00:20:24,355
We have something special,
380
00:20:24,357 --> 00:20:26,224
And I look forward
to many years
381
00:20:26,226 --> 00:20:29,794
Of nice, long conversations.
382
00:20:29,796 --> 00:20:33,965
- I think maybe
we should cool it.
383
00:20:38,604 --> 00:20:40,338
- What?
384
00:20:40,340 --> 00:20:42,607
- Well, everybody
seems to be so upset
385
00:20:42,609 --> 00:20:44,675
Just because
we had a little talk.
386
00:20:45,979 --> 00:20:47,678
- No, no, no, no! Pat!
387
00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:50,948
Don't you get it?
Then they win!
388
00:20:52,851 --> 00:20:54,352
This is what they want.
389
00:20:54,354 --> 00:20:56,420
They're trying
to tear us apart.
390
00:20:56,422 --> 00:20:59,624
- But, ray,
it was just a talk.
391
00:20:59,626 --> 00:21:01,325
- What do you mean
just a talk?
392
00:21:01,327 --> 00:21:02,593
This was special.
393
00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:04,829
You don't talk like that
with everybody.
394
00:21:10,469 --> 00:21:12,703
- She kind of does.
395
00:21:15,941 --> 00:21:17,942
- Oh.
396
00:21:17,944 --> 00:21:22,380
- Ha, ha!
She's nice to everyone.
397
00:21:22,382 --> 00:21:23,814
- Come on, everybody.
398
00:21:23,816 --> 00:21:25,883
The children are waiting
in the backyard.
399
00:21:25,885 --> 00:21:29,553
- Ah, the children--
almost forgot about them.
400
00:21:33,558 --> 00:21:34,825
- It's all right, ray.
401
00:21:34,827 --> 00:21:37,695
We'll always have sacred death.
402
00:21:40,799 --> 00:21:42,867
- Hey, I didn't know
you needed people to talk to.
403
00:21:42,869 --> 00:21:46,837
Anytime you need support,
I'm here for you, dumbass.
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