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- Hey.
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- Hi, robert.
- Hey.
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- Look, I don't know
if you got me anything
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For my birthday yet, but--
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- Well, I was gonna
buy you a hat,
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But every time
I told them your head size,
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They'd hang up on me.
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- Terrific.
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No, all I want this year
is the peace of mind
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Of knowing that you and yours
are secure in your own home.
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- What?
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- You are looking
at the newest sales rep
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For castledoor
home security systems.
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I'm gonna be moonlighting
a few hours a week.
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- Really?
- Yeah, I thought I'd try
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To bring home
a little extra cash.
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- Oh, well,
that's great, robert.
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- Castledoor--
that's the ad with the...
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The king slammin' the gate
on the masked robber?
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- Yeah.
King safe-n-sound.
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So, I, uh, couldn't help
but noticing that, uh,
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You guys don't currently
have a home security system.
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Uh-huh, okay,
here we go.
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In today's world,
it is a sad fact
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That most
local law enforcement
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Can't seem to respond
to an emergency
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As quickly
as one would hope...
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Sometimes...Not at all.
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- You do know
you're a policeman, right?
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- Well, research shows
that when a would-be intruder
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Sees the castledoor sign
posted on the front lawn...
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He moves on.
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- Sold.
We'll take one of those signs.
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- It doesn't work that way.
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- Well, but if the guy
doesn't look--
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- Doesn't work that way,
raymond!
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- Listen, robert, I mean,
I know crime is bad,
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But do we really
want to live this way,
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You know,
always being afraid,
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Hiding behind an alarm?
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We'll take this one.
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- Okay, so you
could set the door alarms,
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Or the motion sensors,
or both at once.
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It's up to you.
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You see, with castledoor,
you're the king.
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- I don't need an alarm
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To scare away crooks
from my home.
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I keep an old bat for that.
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- You better watch it, frank.
Robert's very persuasive.
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This is his fifth sale,
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And he's only been at it
a week.
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- Actually, I had
an interesting conversation
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With my boss today.
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- King safe-n-sound?
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- No, his son ricky.
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And he said he's looking
for somebody full-time,
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And he would love
for me to come aboard.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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And I been thinking
about it.
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I don't know.
What do you think?
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- You mean retire
from the force?
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- Oh!
Wonderful!
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Oh, robbie.
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How long have I wanted
to get you into
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A safe, normal job, honey?
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How long?
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- Oh, a long time, ma.
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- Oh, you know
what I think?
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I want to have your birthday
at our house this year.
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I'll make a big party.
- Wait, marie.
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Robert,
I'm a little surprised
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To hear you talking
about retirement.
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- Why?
What do you mean?
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- Marie, I know the job
can be dangerous.
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I want him to be safe.
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But I also want him
to be happy.
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Robert, you love being
a police officer.
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- Well, sure, I do, sweetie.
You know that.
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It's just...
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What does
everybody else think?
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- I think
you should retire now.
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I mean, we can't have
policemen running around
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That are frank's age.
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- I'll fight
any one of you now.
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- You know what?
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I think
it's a big decision,
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And you should go home
and make it yourself.
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- Yeah, hey, maybe
everybody should go home.
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- Robert, you've always said
that wearing that uniform
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Gives you
such self-confidence.
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You know how every day
you put on that badge
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And squat down to look
at yourself in the mirror.
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- But he's such
a great alarm salesman.
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You heard what
ricky safe-n-sound said.
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- Marie, please.
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- I'm just talking.
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Since when is there a law
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Against me
expressing my feelings?
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- I've been trying to pass
that legislation for years.
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- Marie, you can say
how you feel,
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But I'm also saying
how I feel.
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- And you feel that robert
shouldn't listen to me.
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- Robert has been listening
to you.
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I think maybe
that's why he's talking about
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Retiring so early--
to make you happy.
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- That is not true.
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Is that true, robbie?
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Tell her it's not true.
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Tell her right now.
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Tell her.
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- I don't know.
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It's--it's, uh...
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What do you guys think?
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- Robert, if you
want to retire, retire.
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I want you to do
whatever makes you happy.
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- I think retiring
would make him happy.
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You know,
there was a time
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When people cared
about what I think.
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- You know, robert,
I think I want to have
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Your birthday party
at our place.
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- Um...
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- That's all right.
That's all right.
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We'll have two parties--
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That one
and the official one.
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- Is that okay?
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- Marie,
with all the tension,
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I think we've lost sight
of the fact
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That it's getting very close
to my dinnertime.
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- Okay.
Fine.
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I'm not feeling
very comfortable here anyway.
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Oh, robert,
I just want to say,
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You should always trust
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That little voice
in your head.
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Is your little voice
saying, "retire,"
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Or is it saying,
"don't retire"?
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Listen carefully.
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- A long time ago,
my little voice
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Told me
not to do something...
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But I did it anyway.
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Now I'm stuck
with a great big voice.
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- Where do you keep
your after-marie liquor?
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- We don't have any liquor;
we don't--
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- Top cabinet,
behind the cream of wheat.
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- Oh, stupid idiot.
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- Well, what set it off
this time?
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- I don't know.
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I think I put
my socks on too loud.
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I can't believe you agreed
to throw a birthday party
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For the guy
who's ruining our lives.
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- Hi.
- Hey.
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- ugh!
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It's still doing it,
robert,
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Motion sensors
still going off
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For no reason at all.
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- Yeah, well, you know,
the excalibur 2000
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Can be a little buggy.
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You know, for just
an extra $24.99 a month,
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I could install an upgrade.
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- Yeah, how about I install
my foot right up your--
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- Ray!
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Happy birthday,
uncle robert.
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- They figured out how to dodge
the motion sensors.
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- So, debra...
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I didn't get to hear
your opinion yesterday.
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Do you think
I should retire?
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- Robert.
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He's been asking everyone
what he should do.
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He talked to andy and gianni,
his partner judy,
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The guy she was handcuffing.
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- I'm sorry, but it's
an important decision,
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And everyone has
a different opinion.
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- You're only asking everyone
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'cause you don't want
anybody to be mad at you!
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- Yeah, how's that goin'?
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- This is ridiculous.
- Well, I agree.
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And I think
you're right.
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I don't think
robert should retire.
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- See? She agrees with me,
and she's the normal barone.
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- Uh, technically,
I'm not a barone.
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- How about you, ray?
Care to weigh in?
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- Yeah, I-I think
you stink at everything.
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Fix my alarm!
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- Let's just do this, frank.
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- Why doesn't the alarm
go off now?
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- Hello.
- Hello.
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- Your mother
wouldn't wrap your present,
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So I put it in a coat.
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Happy birthday.
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You don't get the coat.
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- Listen, ma and amy,
I want to thank you
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For coming
to my birthday party,
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And I hope
we can have a good day.
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Maybe a day to relax
and remember--
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- Holy crap!
- Come on!
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We're not robbers!
We live here!
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We--
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Okay, look, just shut it down.
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Shut the whole
damn system down.
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- All right.
All right.
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I'll put in
an override code.
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Nobody look.
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- Frank, don't you want
to tell robert something?
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- Oh, yeah.
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I think
you should retire.
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- Come on, frank.
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- I'm sorry,
but marie is my wife,
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And if I can't
support her in this,
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Then she'll be like
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An ice-pick
in my ear until I die.
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- Careful.
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- Uh, am I allowed
to open it?
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- The drawbridge is down.
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- Hello.
- Oh, hey, hi.
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- Happy birthday, robert.
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- Hi, mom and dad.
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- What are you
doing here?
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- I invited them
because I wanted them
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To be here
for robert's party.
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- Is something wrong?
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- No.
It's a party.
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- All right, actually, I'm--
I'm trying to decide
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Whether I should retire
from the force or not.
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You know,
and everybody, of course,
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Has all sorts of opinions,
and, you know--
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What do you
think I should do?
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- You're involving them
in your decision?
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- What's wrong with that?
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I think they could bring
a fresh perspective.
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- I think
he should retire.
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- What? No.
Mom!
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He's only thinking
of retiring
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Because it's what she
wants him to do.
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- Oh, but, honey,
being a police officer
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Is such a dangerous job.
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I would think you would want
what's best for him.
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- That's a lovely blouse, pat.
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- I cannot believe this.
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Mom, it's not
about the safety.
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It's about
what robert wants to do--
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- Sweetie, you're raising
your voice.
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We don't do that.
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- Too late, lady.
She's one of us now.
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- Well, you know,
what I think--
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oh, someone, help!
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- Piece of junk!
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- Okay, all right.
All right.
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It's--it's not accepting
my override code!
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I put in the code...
It's...
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- Where's that in the manual?
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- You might want to
call tech support.
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And maybe get me
a bucket of ice.
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- I didn't get robbed
till I got an alarm.
253
00:13:08,021 --> 00:13:10,989
- Okay, all right, now,
until tech support gets here,
254
00:13:10,991 --> 00:13:13,124
I'm gonna have to ask
everybody not to move at all.
255
00:13:13,126 --> 00:13:16,261
Freeze!
256
00:13:19,398 --> 00:13:21,032
- I was going to say,
257
00:13:21,034 --> 00:13:26,070
Before that alarm
set my heart into arrhythmia...
258
00:13:26,072 --> 00:13:29,107
That I don't think
robert should retire.
259
00:13:29,109 --> 00:13:30,508
- Thank you, daddy.
260
00:13:30,510 --> 00:13:34,045
- No moving, please!
261
00:13:34,047 --> 00:13:37,115
- You see, I respect
what you do, robert.
262
00:13:37,117 --> 00:13:39,050
- Oh.
Thank you, sir.
263
00:13:39,052 --> 00:13:40,251
- And I enjoy telling people
264
00:13:40,253 --> 00:13:42,287
That my son-in-law
is a policeman,
265
00:13:42,289 --> 00:13:44,923
But if you were to retire...
266
00:13:44,925 --> 00:13:50,261
Well, I guess I could still
talk about your unusual height.
267
00:13:55,068 --> 00:13:56,534
- What's that, mother?
268
00:13:56,536 --> 00:13:59,037
- Nothing.
269
00:13:59,039 --> 00:14:01,339
It's just that you heard
how concerned I was
270
00:14:01,341 --> 00:14:04,108
About how his decision
would affect amy,
271
00:14:04,110 --> 00:14:07,045
And I don't see why
you couldn't just support me.
272
00:14:07,047 --> 00:14:09,514
- We'll discuss this later.
273
00:14:09,516 --> 00:14:10,882
- Okay.
274
00:14:10,884 --> 00:14:15,153
But we won't.
275
00:14:17,556 --> 00:14:19,023
- So I'm just supposed to
go along with you,
276
00:14:19,025 --> 00:14:21,960
No matter how I feel?
277
00:14:21,962 --> 00:14:25,563
- I do it for you.
278
00:14:25,565 --> 00:14:27,198
- What do you mean?
- Stop it!
279
00:14:31,337 --> 00:14:35,240
- Well, I don't always like
the vacations we have to take.
280
00:14:35,242 --> 00:14:39,978
- What's wrong with
colonial williamsburg?
281
00:14:39,980 --> 00:14:42,046
- We go there every year.
282
00:14:42,048 --> 00:14:46,317
There's never anything new.
283
00:14:49,588 --> 00:14:52,123
And I hate
to break this to you,
284
00:14:52,125 --> 00:14:56,327
There never will be.
285
00:14:58,964 --> 00:15:01,165
- That's what makes it
so grand.
286
00:15:01,167 --> 00:15:03,201
- Yes, for you.
287
00:15:03,203 --> 00:15:06,938
And I go along with what you
want and I never say a word.
288
00:15:06,940 --> 00:15:12,477
- Take notes, marie.
289
00:15:12,479 --> 00:15:14,579
- My husband is
as stubborn as an ox too.
290
00:15:14,581 --> 00:15:16,014
But at least
on this issue,
291
00:15:16,016 --> 00:15:21,152
He knew enough
to stay in line.
292
00:15:21,154 --> 00:15:23,121
- "stay in line"?
293
00:15:23,123 --> 00:15:24,956
Hey, I make
my own decisions.
294
00:15:24,958 --> 00:15:27,191
- Of course you do,
frank.
295
00:15:27,193 --> 00:15:29,227
- That's it!
296
00:15:29,229 --> 00:15:31,262
Robert,
you should stay a cop!
297
00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:36,034
In fact, you should be
a motorcycle cop.
298
00:15:36,036 --> 00:15:39,103
With no helmet.
299
00:15:39,105 --> 00:15:42,307
In fact, you should ride
an evel knievel rocket-cycle.
300
00:15:42,309 --> 00:15:43,942
- Stop it, frank!
301
00:15:43,944 --> 00:15:45,710
You're just trying
to cause trouble.
302
00:15:45,712 --> 00:15:47,345
That's all you ever do.
303
00:15:47,347 --> 00:15:50,481
oh! Oh, my...
304
00:15:50,483 --> 00:15:52,150
- Jeezaloo!
I'm sorry!
305
00:15:52,152 --> 00:15:54,485
This one sounds
just like marie!
306
00:15:54,487 --> 00:15:55,954
- Oh.
307
00:15:55,956 --> 00:15:57,355
- Yeah, I spoke
to tech support.
308
00:15:57,357 --> 00:15:59,657
They said I should slam
your head into it!
309
00:15:59,659 --> 00:16:01,592
- Who did you get over there?
310
00:16:01,594 --> 00:16:03,328
- Never mind that, robert!
311
00:16:03,330 --> 00:16:04,996
The point is
that most of us
312
00:16:04,998 --> 00:16:06,531
Think you should retire.
313
00:16:06,533 --> 00:16:08,299
- That's not true, marie!
I never said that--
314
00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:09,534
- Oh, great.
Now she's goin' off.
315
00:16:09,536 --> 00:16:11,102
- Ray, this is important!
316
00:16:11,104 --> 00:16:12,537
- It's not for us to decide.
317
00:16:12,539 --> 00:16:14,372
Robert's women
got him screwed up enough.
318
00:16:14,374 --> 00:16:15,673
- Oh.
Excuse me?
319
00:16:15,675 --> 00:16:17,141
- I'm not screwing him up.
320
00:16:17,143 --> 00:16:19,143
- This is part
of being a family, ray!
321
00:16:19,145 --> 00:16:20,979
- Oh, my god!
Robert, come with me.
322
00:16:20,981 --> 00:16:22,146
You idiot, come here.
323
00:16:22,148 --> 00:16:24,315
- Oh, my...Ooh.
324
00:16:24,317 --> 00:16:25,683
Can't somebody stop it?
325
00:16:25,685 --> 00:16:27,352
- Take this
whole system out.
326
00:16:27,354 --> 00:16:29,053
- No, it's...
327
00:16:29,055 --> 00:16:31,422
It gives you a headache.
Wow.
328
00:16:39,031 --> 00:16:42,734
- Wow.
That was easy.
329
00:16:42,736 --> 00:16:47,205
I should've married this.
330
00:16:54,747 --> 00:16:56,748
- Okay, look, you got to
make a decision, all right?
331
00:16:56,750 --> 00:16:59,217
'cause you got everybody
mad at everybody,
332
00:16:59,219 --> 00:17:01,085
And innocent bystanders
are getting yelled at
333
00:17:01,087 --> 00:17:02,787
By their mean wife debra.
334
00:17:02,789 --> 00:17:05,423
Now, you--you got to
make a decision.
335
00:17:05,425 --> 00:17:08,026
You...Now.
336
00:17:08,028 --> 00:17:11,095
- I can't do it myself,
all right?
337
00:17:11,097 --> 00:17:12,630
My whole life
I've always let other people
338
00:17:12,632 --> 00:17:14,599
Make the big decisions
for me.
339
00:17:14,601 --> 00:17:16,434
You know that little voice
in your head, yeah?
340
00:17:16,436 --> 00:17:18,069
Well, mine
just keeps going,
341
00:17:18,071 --> 00:17:19,303
"what're you asking me for?
342
00:17:19,305 --> 00:17:23,207
What're you asking me for?"
343
00:17:23,209 --> 00:17:28,546
- So--so your little voice
is an effeminate mouse?
344
00:17:30,416 --> 00:17:31,516
All right, come on.
345
00:17:31,518 --> 00:17:32,817
Come on,
you've...
346
00:17:32,819 --> 00:17:35,219
You've made decisions
on your own.
347
00:17:35,221 --> 00:17:37,055
You have.
348
00:17:37,057 --> 00:17:39,690
Like, okay, nobody knew you
were gonna ask your first wife
349
00:17:39,692 --> 00:17:40,758
To marry you, right?
350
00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:42,326
- That's true.
351
00:17:42,328 --> 00:17:44,395
- I decided all on my own
to marry a woman
352
00:17:44,397 --> 00:17:48,132
Who then dumped me
for a guy I arrested.
353
00:17:48,134 --> 00:17:49,333
Yeah, you're right.
354
00:17:49,335 --> 00:17:51,502
I should trust
my keen instinct.
355
00:17:51,504 --> 00:17:52,737
- Well, what about amy?
356
00:17:52,739 --> 00:17:54,639
- Oh, yeah, I love amy,
357
00:17:54,641 --> 00:17:57,842
But I wouldn't have even had
the guts to ask her to marry me
358
00:17:57,844 --> 00:18:00,078
If I didn't feel that pressure
from everyone else.
359
00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:01,512
There's no way.
360
00:18:01,514 --> 00:18:03,114
- Well...
361
00:18:05,151 --> 00:18:07,852
Ma, we can see your feet.
362
00:18:14,427 --> 00:18:17,395
- God, she has been on me
since the day I signed up.
363
00:18:17,397 --> 00:18:19,130
"don't go.
364
00:18:19,132 --> 00:18:24,802
You're way too big
a target."
365
00:18:24,804 --> 00:18:26,504
- So wait a minute...
366
00:18:26,506 --> 00:18:28,272
Dad didn't want you to be
a cop either, right?
367
00:18:28,274 --> 00:18:29,774
- Are you kidding?
368
00:18:29,776 --> 00:18:31,776
He wanted me to work
at the carvel ice cream store
369
00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:37,281
So he could get
free fudgie the whales.
370
00:18:37,283 --> 00:18:41,719
- So--so you joined the force
by yourself?
371
00:18:41,721 --> 00:18:43,821
- Yeah, I guess.
372
00:18:43,823 --> 00:18:46,124
- Well, I'd say
that's a pretty big decision,
373
00:18:46,126 --> 00:18:47,191
Wouldn't you, huh?
374
00:18:47,193 --> 00:18:49,193
I mean,
just out of high school.
375
00:18:49,195 --> 00:18:51,462
Mom didn't want you to join,
dad didn't want you to join.
376
00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:53,531
I'm sure I was no help.
377
00:18:53,533 --> 00:18:56,300
- You just kept asking me
if I'd be working undercover
378
00:18:56,302 --> 00:19:01,172
As the world's
biggest transvestite.
379
00:19:06,346 --> 00:19:11,449
I said that?
That's funny.
380
00:19:12,851 --> 00:19:14,785
Okay, but you
did it anyway,
381
00:19:14,787 --> 00:19:18,289
And I would say
that it worked--
382
00:19:18,291 --> 00:19:19,790
25 years.
383
00:19:19,792 --> 00:19:21,359
- 27.
384
00:19:21,361 --> 00:19:22,593
- Okay, so...
385
00:19:22,595 --> 00:19:24,362
- So if you can decide
to become a cop,
386
00:19:24,364 --> 00:19:26,631
Why can't you decide
if you want to stay one, huh?
387
00:19:26,633 --> 00:19:28,633
God, it's your life, man.
388
00:19:28,635 --> 00:19:32,837
So come on, what do you
deep down really want to do?
389
00:19:32,839 --> 00:19:34,772
- Okay.
390
00:19:42,781 --> 00:19:46,250
I want to dance.
391
00:19:54,393 --> 00:19:56,627
- What?
392
00:19:56,629 --> 00:19:58,763
- Dancing.
I'm a good dancer.
393
00:19:58,765 --> 00:20:00,631
- No, no, robert,
you're not gonna be a dancer.
394
00:20:00,633 --> 00:20:01,866
- Well, you said deep down.
395
00:20:01,868 --> 00:20:03,367
- Okay, but you're
in your 40s.
396
00:20:03,369 --> 00:20:05,503
It's time to go
a little less deep.
397
00:20:05,505 --> 00:20:06,504
- Choreographer?
398
00:20:06,506 --> 00:20:07,838
- No, robert!
Come on!
399
00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:09,707
Stop trying to avoid
making a decision!
400
00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:11,475
You want to be a cop, or do you
want to be an alarm salesman?
401
00:20:11,477 --> 00:20:12,710
- I don't know.
What do you think?
402
00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:15,947
- No! No!
403
00:20:15,949 --> 00:20:18,282
A cop...
404
00:20:18,284 --> 00:20:22,620
Or an alarm salesman.
405
00:20:22,622 --> 00:20:24,522
- Um...
406
00:20:24,524 --> 00:20:27,592
- Okay, look, look,
just finish this sentence--
407
00:20:27,594 --> 00:20:29,594
I'm a...
408
00:20:29,596 --> 00:20:32,863
- Cop.
409
00:20:32,865 --> 00:20:35,666
- Okay.
Good.
410
00:20:35,668 --> 00:20:37,635
Now, why'd you say,
"I'm a cop"?
411
00:20:37,637 --> 00:20:41,772
- Because you said,
"I'm a" and not, "I'm an."
412
00:20:48,647 --> 00:20:50,848
- Okay, all right,
but...
413
00:20:50,850 --> 00:20:53,484
But you want to be
a cop, right?
414
00:20:53,486 --> 00:20:54,986
- Well, it's obvious
you want me to.
415
00:20:54,988 --> 00:20:56,621
Will you--no--
all right, look,
416
00:20:56,623 --> 00:20:58,422
Just finish this sentence--
"my occupation--"
417
00:20:58,424 --> 00:21:00,424
- Too late.
I'm a cop.
418
00:21:00,426 --> 00:21:02,293
- Okay, but you decided it.
419
00:21:04,596 --> 00:21:06,964
- Yeah.
420
00:21:06,966 --> 00:21:09,734
I'm a cop.
421
00:21:09,736 --> 00:21:12,270
- Yes, you are.
422
00:21:16,842 --> 00:21:21,579
Uh...
423
00:21:21,581 --> 00:21:24,915
Okay.
424
00:21:24,917 --> 00:21:27,551
- Ma!
425
00:21:30,589 --> 00:21:33,557
Ma, I'm gonna stay a cop.
426
00:21:33,559 --> 00:21:34,992
Raymond said I should.
427
00:21:42,734 --> 00:21:45,670
- Oh, all right,
just take it easy.
428
00:21:45,672 --> 00:21:47,672
Listen, ma...
429
00:21:47,674 --> 00:21:49,573
Just...
430
00:21:49,575 --> 00:21:51,309
I stopped him
from being a dancer.
431
00:21:54,513 --> 00:21:56,981
Robert,
trip the alarm!
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