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♪DARING DUCK OF MYSTERY ♪
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♪ CHAMPION OF RIGHT ♪
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♪ SWOOPS OUT
OF THE SHADOWS ♪
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♪ DARKWING OF THE NIGHT ♪
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♪ SOMEWHERE
SOME VILLAIN SCHEMES ♪
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♪ BUT HIS NUMBER'S UP ♪
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3, 2, 1!
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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LET'S GET DANGEROUS.
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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DARKWING, DARKWING DUCK!
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♪ A CLOUD OF SMOKE
AND HE APPEARS ♪
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♪ THE MASTER OF SURPRISE ♪
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♪ WHO'S THAT CUNNING
MIND BEHIND ♪
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♪ THE SHADOWY DISGUISE ♪
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♪ NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE ♪
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♪ THE BAD GUYS
ARE OUT OF LUCK ♪
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♪ HERE COMES ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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LOOK OUT!
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♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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LET'S GET DANGEROUS!
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT,
YOU BAD BOYS ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪♪
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THIS IS GOSALYN MALLARD
REPORTING FROM CITY HALL,
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WHERE A BATTLE
OF EPIC PROPORTIONS RAGES...
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A FREE-FOR-ALL
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BETWEEN THAT
HARD-HUNK CEMENTHEAD,
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THE FANTASTIC ELASTIC
RUBBER CHICKEN,
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AND LASTLY,
BUT NOT LEASTLY,
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THAT COLOR-COORDINATED
CRIMEBUSTER
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DARKWING DUCK!
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OKAY, MUTANT, SUCK...
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GAS.
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HOW DID OUR CITY
BECOME A BREEDING GROUND
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FOR MENACING
MUTANT MARAUDERS?
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HERE'S WHAT I KNOW...
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IT BEGAN WHEN
I STARTED WORKING
ON THE SCHOOL PAPER.
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I COVEREDA LOTTA BIG STORIES.
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[BOOM]
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AAH!
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CRIME STORIES LIKE
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SUBURBAN HOUSEWIFE
GOES ON BLOODY RAMPAGE.
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[HONK]
YIKE!
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SCIENCE STORIES LIKE
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ALIEN TREE CREATURE
GOES ON BLOODY RAMPAGE.
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THIS CUTTING-EDGE JOURNALISM
BEGAN TO WEAR THIN.
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I NEEDED
A REALLY BIG STORY.
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I KNEW WHERE TO FIND IT...
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THE GUY WHO KNOWS WHERE
THE ACTION IS... DARKWING DUCK.
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I CAN'T FIGURE IT OUT.
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WHO WOULD WANT TO DESTROY
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THE SWINE CORPORATION'S
INVENTORY OF CHEEZA PETS?
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YEAH. SUCH A WASTE
OF GOOD MOZZARELLA.
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FIND ANY CLUES,
D.W.?
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A FEW FOOTPRINTS,
A SCRAP OF A RED COSTUME,
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AND THIS CARD READING,
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"THE RUBBER CHICKEN,
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"MUTANT-POWERED
EVIL EXPERT.
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SEE ME FOR ALL
YOUR CRIMINAL NEEDS."
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I'VE PUT TWO AND TWO
TOGETHER AND COME UP WITH...
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THREE?
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NO! THE RUBBER CHICKEN!
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HE MUST BE BEHIND
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ALL THE DESTRUCTION
OF SWINE CORPORATION
PROPERTY!
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NOW WHERE WOULD
A RUBBER CHICKEN
HIDE OUT?
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HAMBURGER HIPPO!
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INTERESTING. HOW DID
YOU DEDUCE THIS?
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'CAUSE THERE HE IS!
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OKAY, CHICKEN,
ADMIT IT!
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YOU DESTROYED
THE CHEEZA PET FACTORY!
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NO! NUH-UH! NO WAY!
I'M INNOCENT!
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THEN EXPLAIN
YOUR PRINTS
AT THE CRIME SCENE!
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I WAS FRAMED!
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FRAMED, I TELL YOU!
FRAMED!
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TELL THAT
TO THE BOYS IN BLUE.
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I'M A JAILBIRD!
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WHAT'LL MOM SAY?
AAIIEEE!
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HEY, COME BACK HERE!
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UH-OH.
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RESISTING ARREST,
EH?
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OKAY, IT'S TIME
TO GET PHYSICAL.
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LUCKY MOVE.
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STAND STILL.
I'LL THRASH YOU
S'MORE.
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IF YOU THRASH ME ANY MORE,
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YOU'LL WIND UP
IN THE HOSPITAL.
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COME BACK 'ERE,
YOU COWARD.
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HEE-YAH, OOH, WAH.
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I KNEW I'D FIND DARKWINGIN HIS SECRET LAIR
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BECAUSE I HAVEA PERSONAL CONNECTION.
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I WAS HOPING TO GETA LEAD ON A BIG STORY.
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MAY-HAP
THE RUBBER CHICKEN
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IS IN CAHOOTS
WITH CEMENTHEAD,
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THE MUTANT
CONCRETE CRIMELORD!
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EVIL MUTANTS LIKE TO
HANG OUT TOGETHER.
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DAD, I NEED YOUR HELP.
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CAN'T YOU SEE I'M PACING?
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D.W. THINKS RUBBER
CHICKEN IS WORKIN'
FOR CEMENTHEAD.
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WOW! WHAT A SCOOP!
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PLEASE LET ME GO ON
THIS CASE WITH YA!
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THIS CAPER IS
FOR GROWN-UPS ONLY.
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I CAN'T HAVE
YOU GETTING HURT.
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I MUST FIND THE RUBBER
CHICKEN'S HIDEOUT!
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BUT, D.W...
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I WON'T REST UNTIL
THIS VILLAIN'S FOUND!
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BUT, D.W...
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NO FAITH IN
MY ABILITIES, EH?
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WELL, HAH
AND DOUBLE HAH!
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AND HAH SOME MORE!
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FINDING THIS FIEND
WILL BE A SNAP.
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IT'LL BE AS EASY
AS ONE...TWO...
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THREEEEE!
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BUT THE CHICKEN'S CARD
HAS HIS ADDRESS ON IT.
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DON'T WORRY!
I'LL SAVE YOU!
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AAH!
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AND THESE ARE
MY ROLE MODELS.
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I'LL SCOPE THIS OUT
ON MY OWN.
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I WENT TO A SHACKON THE BAD SIDE OF TOWN.
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WHO SENT YOU?
WHO?
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I'LL ASK THE QUESTIONS.
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WHO ARE YOU?
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HOW'D YOU GET THESE POWERS?
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COME ON! TALK, TALK!
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[SOBBING]
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ALL RIGHT.
I'LL TELL YOU.
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MY NAME IS
CLOVIS CLUCKENHOFF.
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MY ORIGIN
WAS LIKE SOMETHING
OUT OF A COMIC BOOK.
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MY PARENTS LIVED
NEAR AN EXPERIMENTAL
PLASTIC FACTORY.
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IT EXPLODED!
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THEN MY MOM
GAVE BIRTH TO
A BOUNCING BABY BOY.
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I DISCOVERED
I COULD MOLD MYSELF
INTO ANY SHAPE,
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STRETCH TO
IMPOSSIBLE LENGTHS.
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THE OTHER KIDS
MADE FUN OF ME,
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SO I KEPT
MY POWERS A SECRET.
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ONE DAY WHILE
WORKING FOR THE
SWINE CORPORATION,
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I DISCOVERED
THAT THE HEAD
OF THE COMPANY,
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SWENLIN SWINE,
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WAS IN CAHOOTS
WITH THAT MASTER OF
MIGHT... CEMENTHEAD!
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OVERHEARING THEIR PLANS
TO ROB THE ORPHANAGE,
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I REALIZED I COULDN'T
HIDE MY POWERS.
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I'D USE THEM
FOR THE GOOD OF SOCIETY
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AS THE RUBBER CHICKEN!
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WHEN I STOPPED
CEMENTHEAD'S ROBBERY,
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HE DECIDED TO PUT ME
OUT OF THE SUPERHERO
BUSINESS
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BY DESTROYING
SWINE'S WAREHOUSES
AND FRAMING ME!
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PUH-LEEZE!
YOU GOTTA HELP ME!
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I'M INNOCENT,
I TELL YOU!
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I KNEW JUST THE DUCKWHO COULD HELP...
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THAT FAMOUS SHAMUSDARKWING DUCK.
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I LOCATED HIM AND EXPLAINEDTHE RUBBER CHICKEN'S STORY.
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HAH HAH HAH!
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SWENLIN SWINE IS
ONE OF ST. CANARD'S
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MOST RESPECTED
CITIZENS.
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MY OWN FATHER
DOESN'T BELIEVE ME.
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I BELIEVE YOU.
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YOU STILL BELIEVE
IN THE EASTER BUNNY.
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THERE ISN'T
AN EASTER BUNNY?
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UH, OF COURSE
THERE IS, LAUNCHPAD.
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DON'T BE SILLY.
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YOU COULD AT LEAST
CHECK SWINE OUT.
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I'LL SEE SWINE,
ALL RIGHT.
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I'LL PERSONALLY
ASSURE HIM
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THAT ST. CANARD'S
MIGHTY MASKED
MALLARD
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WILL STOP
THE DESTRUCTION
OF HIS PROPERTY.
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SO DARKWING DUCK,ST. CANARD'S MIGHTY,MASKED, VAIN, PIG-HEADED,
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LOUD-MOUTHED, SNOOTY,EGOMANIACAL,
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WAFFLE-BRAINED MALLARD,
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PAID A LITTLE VISITTO SWENLIN SWINE.
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I HAVE TO SEE MR. SWINE
ABOUT A RUBBER CHICKEN
WITH MUTANT POWERS.
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I HAVE MUTANT POWERS.
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I WAS BORN DOWNWIND OF
A FRUIT IRRADIATING PLANT,
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AND NOW I HAVE
AN AMAZING ABILITY.
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REALLY? WHAT, PRAY TELL,
MIGHT THAT BE?
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AAH!
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IT'S KINDA
EMBARRASSING,
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BUT IT BREAKS
THE ICE AT PARTIES.
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HOW INTERESTING.
GOTTA RUN.
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FORE!
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WELL, IF IT ISN'T
DARKWING DUCK.
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YOU KNOW, YOU'RE
A PRINCE OF A FELLA.
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WHAT CAN I DO
FOR YA, BIG GUY?
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WELL, MR. SWINE,
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IT SEEMS THAT A CERTAIN,
AHEM, "REPORTER"
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THINKS YOU'RE IN LEAGUE
WITH CEMENTHEAD.
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[SNORT] ME?
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OH, THAT'S RICH.
TRES AMUSANT.
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I LIKE A SUPERHERO
WITH A SENSE OF HUMOR
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AND IMPECCABLE
TASTE IN CLOTHES!
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I EVER TELL YOU THAT?
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I'M A BIG FAN
OF YOURS, D.W.
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CAN I CALL YOU D.W.?
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WHY WASTE SUCH TALENT ON
TRIVIAL CRIME PURSUITS
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WHEN YOU COULD BE
A SCREEN STAR?
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SWINE PICTURES
IS LOOKING FOR
THE NEXT CLINT BEAKWOOD.
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YOU MIGHT FIT THE BILL.
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ME?
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OH, I COULDN'T DO THAT.
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UNLESS IT WERE
A MULTI-PICTURE DEAL
WITH BACK END POINTS.
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AND MERCHANDISING RIGHTS?
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NATURALLY!
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AND MAYBE EVEN...
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MY OWN CARTOON!
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WELL,
IT'S A TALL ORDER,
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BUT I THINK
I CAN SWING IT.
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BUT I MAY HAVE TO
SELL SWINE PICTURES
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IF I CAN'T STOP
THAT CHICKEN
FROM DESTROYING ME.
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WHAT A DRAIN
ON MY FINANCIAL
RESOURCES.
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DON'T WORRY, MR. SWINE.
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I'LL BAG THAT
BANTAM BURGLAR.
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YOU'RE A PRINCE
OF A FELLA... I EVER
TELL YOU THAT?
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DON'T FORGET TO STOP
BY THE FRONT DESK.
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I GOTTA COUPLA
PRESENTS WAITIN'
FOR YA.
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AFTER BRUTALLY GRILLINGSWENLIN SWINE,
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DARKWING WAS SURE THE TUBBYTYCOON WAS INNOCENT.
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A SIMULATED
ALLIGATOR SKIN
GAS GUN CASE
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WITH SOLID GOLD
HARDWARE!
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HE SHOULDN'T HAVE!
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YOU WIN THE LOTTERY?
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JUST SOME TRINKETS
FROM MY BUDDY
SWENLIN SWINE.
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TRINKETS?
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I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU
LET HIM BRIBE YOU!
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DARKWING DUCK,
PARAGON OF INTEGRITY,
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TAKE A BRIBE? HAH!
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SWINE IS NO CROOK!
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YES, HE IS!
LAUNCHPAD BELIEVES ME!
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LAUNCHPAD STILL BELIEVES
IN THE TOOTH FAIRY.
231
00:11:01,583 --> 00:11:04,583
COME ON, L.P.,
FAME AND FORTUNE AWAIT!
232
00:11:04,583 --> 00:11:07,500
I HAVE
A CHICKEN TO CATCH.
233
00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:11,000
I ACCEPTED THISIN MY USUAL CALM MANNER
234
00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:15,458
AND DECIDED I'D CHECKTHIS SWINE GUY OUT MYSELF.
235
00:11:15,458 --> 00:11:18,875
WE DON'T HAVE TO WORRY
ABOUT DARKWING ANYMORE.
236
00:11:18,875 --> 00:11:21,416
I THREW HIM OFF THE TRAIL.
237
00:11:21,416 --> 00:11:24,583
AS FOR THE RUBBER CHICKEN,
238
00:11:24,583 --> 00:11:30,583
I'M SURE CEMENTHEAD
WILL PERSONALLY
WRING HIS SCRAWNY NECK!
239
00:11:35,625 --> 00:11:38,750
HELLO, PULITZER!
240
00:11:39,708 --> 00:11:40,708
GOTCHA!
241
00:11:40,708 --> 00:11:43,291
WELL, MY LITTLE
CUB REPORTER.
242
00:11:43,291 --> 00:11:47,458
I'M AFRAID
THAT WAS YOUR LAST
PHOTO OPPORTUNITY.
243
00:11:47,458 --> 00:11:48,958
[GULP]
244
00:11:48,958 --> 00:11:50,458
YOU WOULDN'T INTERFERE
245
00:11:50,458 --> 00:11:53,500
WITH THE FREEDOM
OF THE PRESS, WOULD YOU?
246
00:11:58,583 --> 00:12:00,333
SAY CHEESE.
247
00:12:01,458 --> 00:12:03,958
WHAT A SWEET
LITTLE GIRL.
248
00:12:03,958 --> 00:12:07,875
A SHAME I'M GONNA
HAFTA LOCK YOU AWAY
FOR SAFEKEEPING.
249
00:12:07,875 --> 00:12:10,000
THEM'S THE BREAKS.
250
00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:12,875
FIRST YOU'RE GONNA
TELL ME
251
00:12:12,875 --> 00:12:15,583
HOW YOU BECAME
A HARDENED CRIMINAL.
252
00:12:15,583 --> 00:12:17,166
AW, WHY NOT?
253
00:12:17,166 --> 00:12:20,250
I DO LIKE TALKING
ABOUT MYSELF.
254
00:12:20,250 --> 00:12:24,166
MY FATHER WAS
THE GREAT ACTOR
MARLON HAMBONE.
255
00:12:24,166 --> 00:12:26,125
WHILE PUTTING
HIS FOOTPRINTS
256
00:12:26,125 --> 00:12:28,958
IN FRONT
OF A FAMOUS THEATER,
257
00:12:28,958 --> 00:12:31,125
HIS EXCESSIVE WEIGHT
CAUSED A PROBLEM.
258
00:12:31,125 --> 00:12:33,875
THEY CHIPPED HIM FREE,
259
00:12:33,875 --> 00:12:38,958
BUT MY MOTHER BORE A CHILD
COMPOSED OF SOLID CEMENT...
260
00:12:38,958 --> 00:12:40,291
ME.
261
00:12:40,291 --> 00:12:42,083
MY FATHER DISOWNED ME,
262
00:12:42,083 --> 00:12:44,583
AND I... A HELPLESS INFANT...
263
00:12:44,583 --> 00:12:47,583
WAS FORCED
TO FEND FOR MYSELF.
264
00:12:47,583 --> 00:12:49,500
I DID PRETTY GOOD,
265
00:12:49,500 --> 00:12:51,625
BUT I CRAVED ACCEPTANCE.
266
00:12:51,625 --> 00:12:56,125
I ADOPTED
THE SWENLIN SWINE PERSONA
AS A COVER.
267
00:12:56,125 --> 00:12:59,416
I TURNED OUT
REMARKABLY WELL-ADJUSTED.
268
00:12:59,416 --> 00:13:04,291
I REALLY LOVE
MUTANT STORIES,
BUT I GOTTA GO!
269
00:13:04,291 --> 00:13:06,000
CIAO!
270
00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:10,458
NOW I HAD PROOF THAT SWINEWAS REALLY CEMENTHEAD.
271
00:13:10,458 --> 00:13:13,416
I WASN'T ABOUTTO BANG HEADS
272
00:13:13,416 --> 00:13:15,583
WITH THATBRICK WALL ALONE.
273
00:13:15,583 --> 00:13:17,166
AFTER PICKING UP
274
00:13:17,166 --> 00:13:19,750
ANOTHER COOL REPORTER'STRENCHCOAT,
275
00:13:19,750 --> 00:13:22,750
I LOCATED DARKWING DUCKDOWNTOWN.
276
00:13:22,750 --> 00:13:24,708
[DARKWING]
OKAY, RUBBER-NECKED
GEEK!
277
00:13:24,708 --> 00:13:27,000
LET'S TRY
SOME TEAR GAS.
278
00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:29,458
DON'T SHOOT! D-DON'T...
279
00:13:29,458 --> 00:13:30,625
DON'T...
280
00:13:31,750 --> 00:13:34,833
DAD, I HAVE
TO TALK TO YOU!
281
00:13:34,833 --> 00:13:39,125
GOSALYN, NEVER INTERRUPT ME
WHEN I'M WEEPING.
282
00:13:39,125 --> 00:13:42,708
HE'S GOING INTO
BOB'S WORLD
OF FRAGILE ANTIQUES.
283
00:13:42,708 --> 00:13:45,750
SEEKING SANCTUARY AMONG
BREAKABLE ITEMS, EH?
284
00:13:45,750 --> 00:13:50,000
WELL, THAT WON'T STOP
DARKWING DUCK.
285
00:13:54,708 --> 00:13:56,166
YAAAAH!
286
00:13:56,166 --> 00:13:58,458
THERE'S NO ESCAPING
NOW, MUTANT.
287
00:13:58,458 --> 00:13:59,875
EAT ANTIQUES!
288
00:13:59,875 --> 00:14:03,416
YOU BREAK IT,
YOU BUY IT.
289
00:14:11,458 --> 00:14:12,458
STOP!
290
00:14:12,458 --> 00:14:14,958
STOP, STOP, STOP!
I'M INNOCENT!
291
00:14:14,958 --> 00:14:17,625
YOU GOTTA BELIEVE ME.
292
00:14:18,833 --> 00:14:22,750
I GOT IT! I SAVED
A PRICELESS ANTIQUE!
293
00:14:22,750 --> 00:14:24,083
[CRASH]
294
00:14:25,333 --> 00:14:29,875
I CAN DISH OUT
WHATEVER YOU CAN TAKE,
CHICKEN LIPS!
295
00:14:31,458 --> 00:14:33,583
I'LL BUST YOU,
MUTANT!
296
00:14:33,583 --> 00:14:36,833
WHY NOT? HE'S BUSTED
EVERYTHING ELSE.
297
00:14:36,833 --> 00:14:38,291
GOTCHA!
298
00:14:38,291 --> 00:14:41,291
AAH! LET GO!
LEGGO, LEGGO!
299
00:14:41,291 --> 00:14:43,250
WHOA! YEOW!
300
00:14:43,250 --> 00:14:47,208
LOOKS LIKE THE CHICKEN
FLEW THE COOP, D.W.
301
00:14:47,208 --> 00:14:50,166
I WONDER HOW
HE COULD HAVE ESCAPED.
302
00:14:50,166 --> 00:14:54,125
COULD IT BE THE FAULT
OF A CERTAIN SIDEKICK?
303
00:14:54,125 --> 00:14:58,500
THE RUBBER CHICKEN
IS INNOCENT! LOOK.
304
00:14:58,500 --> 00:15:03,208
SWINE ISN'T IN CAHOOTS
WITH CEMENTHEAD.
HEIS CEMENTHEAD!
305
00:15:03,208 --> 00:15:05,833
SURE. YOU ALSO
HAD GOOD PICTURES
306
00:15:05,833 --> 00:15:10,708
FOR YOURMYSTERIOUSGHOST COW GOES ONBLOODY RAMPAGE STORY.
307
00:15:10,708 --> 00:15:13,458
WHY WON'T
YOU BELIEVE ME?
308
00:15:13,458 --> 00:15:16,000
YOU'RE GONNA PAY
FOR THAT.
309
00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:17,583
TEN THOUSAND
SMACKEROONIES!
310
00:15:17,583 --> 00:15:21,416
I WAS TRYING TO STOP THAT
MUTANT-POWERED CHICKEN.
311
00:15:21,416 --> 00:15:23,000
MUTANT-POWERED?
312
00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:26,291
WHY, I HAVE
A MUTANT POWER MYSELF.
313
00:15:26,291 --> 00:15:30,291
DUE TO MY FATHER'S WORK
IN GLUE DEVELOPMENT,
314
00:15:30,291 --> 00:15:33,583
I WAS BORN WITH
AMAZING GLUE POWERS.
315
00:15:33,583 --> 00:15:35,291
EXCUSE ME?
THAT'S RIDICULOUS!
316
00:15:35,291 --> 00:15:36,708
OH?
317
00:15:39,583 --> 00:15:40,583
UNH!
318
00:15:40,583 --> 00:15:41,958
UNH!
319
00:15:41,958 --> 00:15:44,000
I REALIZED THEN
320
00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:47,875
THAT IT WAS UP TO MEAND THE CHICKEN
321
00:15:47,875 --> 00:15:49,416
TO STOP CEMENTHEAD.
322
00:15:51,333 --> 00:15:52,875
I'M TOM LOCKJAW.
323
00:15:52,875 --> 00:15:54,875
AND I'M
DAPHNE DUCKBILL.
324
00:15:54,875 --> 00:15:57,333
TONIGHT'S
TOP STORY...
325
00:15:57,333 --> 00:16:00,125
DARKWING DUCK
IS ONCE AGAIN
FORCED TO PAY
326
00:16:00,125 --> 00:16:02,125
FOR SERIOUS
PROPERTY DAMAGE.
327
00:16:02,125 --> 00:16:04,125
ARE YOU S-SURE
ABOUT THIS?
328
00:16:04,125 --> 00:16:06,458
YES. THERE
ARE OTHER MUTANTS
329
00:16:06,458 --> 00:16:09,708
WHO KEPT THEIR POWERS
SECRET LIKE YOU.
330
00:16:09,708 --> 00:16:11,500
ASK 'EM FOR HELP.
331
00:16:11,500 --> 00:16:14,583
IF YOU SAY SO,
B-BUT I... I
332
00:16:14,583 --> 00:16:16,000
KINDA GOT
S-STAGE FRIGHT.
333
00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:18,166
HEY, W-WHAT THE...
334
00:16:18,166 --> 00:16:20,125
AHEM.
335
00:16:20,125 --> 00:16:22,416
UH, H-HELLO OUT THERE.
336
00:16:22,416 --> 00:16:24,500
I'M THE RUBBER CH-CHICKEN.
337
00:16:24,500 --> 00:16:26,000
I'M A MUTANT,
338
00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:28,083
BUT I'M A GOOD GUY.
339
00:16:28,083 --> 00:16:31,083
I WANT TO ASK
THE OTHER MUTANTS
340
00:16:31,083 --> 00:16:33,000
TO HELP ME
FIGHT CEMENTHEAD,
341
00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:34,875
'CAUSE HE'S
ANEVIL MUTANT,
342
00:16:34,875 --> 00:16:37,875
AND HE'S, UH, GIVING US
A BAD NAME.
343
00:16:37,875 --> 00:16:41,333
THANK YOU
AND, UH, DRIVE SAFE.
344
00:16:41,333 --> 00:16:42,708
YOU KNOW, TOM,
345
00:16:42,708 --> 00:16:45,166
I HAVE
A MUTANT POWER
MYSELF.
346
00:16:45,166 --> 00:16:47,583
DUE TO
MY MOTHER'S EXPOSURE
347
00:16:47,583 --> 00:16:49,458
TO RADIOACTIVE
CHICKEN SOUP,
348
00:16:49,458 --> 00:16:52,583
I HAVE THE AMAZING
MUTANT ABILITY
349
00:16:52,583 --> 00:16:55,458
TO DISPLAY
COLD SYMPTOMS
AT WILL.
350
00:16:55,458 --> 00:16:57,125
AH...
351
00:16:57,125 --> 00:16:58,291
AH...AH...
352
00:16:58,291 --> 00:16:59,833
AH-CHOO!
353
00:16:59,833 --> 00:17:03,333
SO, COME ON,
MUTANTS OF ST. CANARD.
354
00:17:03,333 --> 00:17:05,958
LET'S HELP THE CHICKEN.
355
00:17:05,958 --> 00:17:08,500
ALL ACROSS THE CITY,
356
00:17:08,500 --> 00:17:10,708
MUTANTS WERE INSPIRED
357
00:17:10,708 --> 00:17:14,583
TO COME TOTHE RUBBER CHICKEN'S AID.
358
00:17:14,583 --> 00:17:17,416
MEANWHILE, IT FINALLYOCCURRED TO DARKWING
359
00:17:17,416 --> 00:17:20,416
THAT HE'D FINDTHE RUBBER CHICKEN
360
00:17:20,416 --> 00:17:23,708
BY RETURNING TOTHE CHEEZA PET WAREHOUSE
361
00:17:23,708 --> 00:17:26,166
AND FOLLOWING THE CHICKEN'SFOOTPRINTS.
362
00:17:26,166 --> 00:17:29,166
THEY LED STRAIGHTTO SWINE'S OFFICE.
363
00:17:29,166 --> 00:17:32,083
ABOUT TIMEHE FIGURED IT OUT.
364
00:17:32,083 --> 00:17:33,250
OKAY.
365
00:17:33,250 --> 00:17:36,125
PHONEY PRINTS LEADING
TO SWINE'S OFFICE
366
00:17:36,125 --> 00:17:39,125
AND A RUBBER
SWENLIN SWINE MASK.
367
00:17:39,125 --> 00:17:42,083
MAYBE THERE'S
AN EENSY-WEENSY CHANCE
368
00:17:42,083 --> 00:17:44,416
THAT GOSALYN WAS RIGHT.
369
00:17:44,416 --> 00:17:45,833
YOU COULD KNOCK.
370
00:17:45,833 --> 00:17:49,375
YOU'RE SETTIN'
A BAD EXAMPLE
FOR THE KIDS.
371
00:17:49,375 --> 00:17:52,291
NOW THAT YOU'VE
FOUND ME OUT,
372
00:17:52,291 --> 00:17:55,750
I'LL HAVE TO
CRUSH YOU LIKE BUGS.
373
00:17:55,750 --> 00:17:57,166
C'EST LA VIE.
374
00:17:57,166 --> 00:17:58,875
UH,LA VIE?
375
00:18:03,875 --> 00:18:07,333
I THINK THE WORLD
OF YOU, DARKWING.
376
00:18:07,333 --> 00:18:09,708
I EVER TELL YOU THAT?
377
00:18:09,708 --> 00:18:10,708
YAAHH!
378
00:18:10,708 --> 00:18:14,333
HAPPY LANDINGS!
379
00:18:14,333 --> 00:18:16,583
WHAT SWELL GUYS!
380
00:18:16,583 --> 00:18:18,458
NOW THAT MY SECRET'S OUT,
381
00:18:18,458 --> 00:18:23,833
IT'S TIME TO TAKE MY MONEY
AND RUN.
382
00:18:28,166 --> 00:18:33,583
WHAT AN AMAZING BREAK,
LANDING IN THESE TRASH CANS.
383
00:18:33,583 --> 00:18:37,166
HEY! MAYBE YOU HAVE
MUTANT LUCK POWERS!
384
00:18:37,166 --> 00:18:39,458
ENOUGH WITH
THE MUTANT POWERS!
385
00:18:39,458 --> 00:18:42,458
HOW COME EVERYBODY
HAS POWERS BUT ME?
386
00:18:42,458 --> 00:18:45,833
IF I WERE EXPOSED
TO EXPERIMENTAL STUFF,
387
00:18:45,833 --> 00:18:49,125
I'D ONLY GET A RASH
OR SOMETHING.
388
00:18:49,125 --> 00:18:51,083
I'D RECOGNIZE THOSE
FOOTSTEPS ANYWHERE.
389
00:18:53,625 --> 00:18:59,458
COME ON, LAUNCHPAD.
LET'S GET
THAT MUTANT MANIAC!
390
00:18:59,458 --> 00:19:02,708
AFTER VISITINGTHE TRASH CAN REMOVAL CENTER,
391
00:19:02,708 --> 00:19:06,000
DARKWING AND LAUNCHPADCAUGHT UP WITH CEMENTHEAD.
392
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:08,166
[DARKWING]
I AM THE TERROR
393
00:19:08,166 --> 00:19:10,125
THAT FLAPS IN THE...
394
00:19:10,125 --> 00:19:12,708
WE'LL TAKE OVER.
395
00:19:12,708 --> 00:19:17,000
OUR GROUP OF SUPERHEROES
WILL STOP CEMENTHEAD.
396
00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:19,375
THE RUBBER CHICKEN!
397
00:19:19,375 --> 00:19:21,416
BANANA BOY!
398
00:19:21,416 --> 00:19:23,708
GAA-LUE GAL!
399
00:19:23,708 --> 00:19:28,333
AND THE AMAZING
SNEEZE MASTER!
400
00:19:28,333 --> 00:19:29,500
CHOO!
401
00:19:29,500 --> 00:19:33,083
WE'LL HANDLE THIS,
YOU POOR NON-MUTANT DUCK.
402
00:19:33,083 --> 00:19:34,875
ATTACK!
403
00:19:34,875 --> 00:19:35,875
AH...
404
00:19:35,875 --> 00:19:36,833
AH...
405
00:19:36,833 --> 00:19:38,625
AH-CHOO!
406
00:19:41,875 --> 00:19:43,291
WATCH IT!
407
00:19:46,500 --> 00:19:48,000
SHEESH! AMATEURS!
408
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:49,750
AS I WAS SAYING...
409
00:19:49,750 --> 00:19:52,291
I AM THE TERROR THAT...
410
00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:54,000
[CRASH]
411
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:56,875
NICE BACKHAND.
412
00:20:01,625 --> 00:20:03,708
SORRY THE Y-GUYS
FLOPPED.
413
00:20:03,708 --> 00:20:07,583
IT'S JUST YOU AND ME
NOW. COME ON.
414
00:20:07,583 --> 00:20:09,250
YES, MOTHER.
415
00:20:11,250 --> 00:20:17,125
YOU'RE UNDERESTIMATING
THE STRENGTH OF MY
POSITION, GENTLEMEN.
416
00:20:18,750 --> 00:20:20,750
THE BATTLE RAGES ON.
417
00:20:20,750 --> 00:20:24,875
CAN A NON-MUTANT-POWERED
DUCK AND A STRETCHY MISFIT
418
00:20:24,875 --> 00:20:29,583
HOPE TO DEFEAT
THIS INDESTRUCTIBLE
CONCRETE CROOK?
419
00:20:29,583 --> 00:20:32,083
[DARKWING AND RUBBER
CHICKEN] YAAHH!
420
00:20:32,083 --> 00:20:34,583
PROBABLY NOT.
421
00:20:37,333 --> 00:20:38,625
IT'S HOPELESS.
422
00:20:38,625 --> 00:20:40,958
IT'S LIKE
DAVID AND GOLIATH,
423
00:20:40,958 --> 00:20:43,958
ONLY WE DON'T HAVE
A SLING!
424
00:20:43,958 --> 00:20:45,583
[DING DING]
425
00:20:45,583 --> 00:20:47,166
WAIT A SECOND.
426
00:20:47,166 --> 00:20:49,291
MAYBE WE DO.
427
00:20:49,291 --> 00:20:51,625
[WHISPERING]
428
00:20:53,166 --> 00:20:54,708
[DARKWING]
HEY, BRICKBRAIN!
429
00:20:54,708 --> 00:20:57,375
YOUR MOTHER WEARS
CEMENT OVERSHOES!
430
00:20:57,375 --> 00:21:00,375
YOU GOT A SHARP,
ACERBIC WIT.
431
00:21:00,375 --> 00:21:05,291
NEVERTHELESS, TIME TO GO
SQUISHY-SQUISHY.
432
00:21:05,291 --> 00:21:06,291
GRRR!
433
00:21:06,291 --> 00:21:07,583
GRRR!
434
00:21:11,500 --> 00:21:12,500
[SNORTING]
435
00:21:12,500 --> 00:21:14,583
YOU'RE GONNA STOP ME?
436
00:21:14,583 --> 00:21:18,833
OH, PUH-LEEZE!
SPARE ME OVER HERE!
437
00:21:42,625 --> 00:21:44,500
TOODLES!
438
00:21:45,500 --> 00:21:46,583
YEOW!
439
00:21:46,583 --> 00:21:48,208
YEOW!
440
00:21:48,208 --> 00:21:50,583
YEOW!
441
00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:54,458
WHOA!
NICE TRAJECTORY.
442
00:21:54,458 --> 00:21:55,250
[PANTING]
443
00:21:56,708 --> 00:21:57,458
WE GOT 'IM!
444
00:21:57,458 --> 00:21:59,375
YOU DID PRETTY GOOD.
445
00:21:59,375 --> 00:22:00,875
FOR A MUTANT.
446
00:22:00,875 --> 00:22:03,208
AND YOU DID PRETTY GOOD
447
00:22:03,208 --> 00:22:05,583
FOR A VAIN,
LOUD-MOUTHED,
448
00:22:05,583 --> 00:22:07,375
EGOMANIACAL WAFFLE-BRAIN!
449
00:22:07,375 --> 00:22:09,375
HEY, I'M NOT VAIN.
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