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♪ Daring duck of mystery ♪
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♪ Champion of right ♪
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♪ Swoops out of the shadows ♪
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♪ Darkwing owns the night ♪
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♪ Somewhere some villain schemes ♪
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♪ But his number's up ♪
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3, 2, 1!
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♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
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♪ When there's trouble, you call DW ♪
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♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
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Let's get dangerous.
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♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
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Darkwing, Darkwing... Duck!
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♪ Cloud of smoke and he appears ♪
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♪ A master of surprise ♪
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♪ Who's that cunning mind behind ♪
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♪ That shadowy disguise? ♪
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♪ Nobody knows for sure ♪
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♪ Bad guys are out of luck ♪
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♪ Here comes ♪
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♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
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Look out!
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♪ When there's trouble, you call DW ♪
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♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
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Let's get dangerous.
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♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
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♪ Better watch out, you bad boys! ♪
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♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
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Gee - yeuuh!
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This is one place I can really get into.
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You must have had a great time going to school here!
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So, yes, the Eldritch Academy of Enchantment has been the center of Sorcery Studies for thousands of years.
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Yeah, real Ivy League.
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Poison ivy.
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Oh, joy. Another gruesome Macabre reunion.
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Now, where is that brilliant daughter of mine?
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Father, oh, and Sassy!
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So good of you to come.
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Nonsense. We wouldn't miss this for the world.
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Not every day a Macabre receive an honor like this one, Dana.
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Imagine, my daughter asked by the Academy to present her groundbreaking paper.
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Warts And Boils - Medieval Hexes Redefined For A New Age.
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Nothing like a fuzzy word to impress an intellectual.
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Still dating for normal, I see.
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Couldn't you dig up someone better?
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Ay-yi! She quit digging when she found me, pal.
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Perhaps she needs a new shovel.
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Is that your best trick, Blackstone?
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Father, Darkwing. Would you please try to get along with each other?
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Ooooo-kaaaay.
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Only for your sake, my daughter.
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Besides, I know what it's like to be a proud father.
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Oh, really?
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What are you doing up there?
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You should see the gross stuff they have in here.
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I'll get her.
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Hmm, wouldn't be a bad brew...with a bit of oregano.
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Gosalyn, you could have been killed.
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Yipe! And cooked!
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Oh, I was only kidding.
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Well, gotta run.
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Stop by my class and I'll show you around.
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Oh, Cousin Globby. How nice of you to plop in.
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Sorry about scaring you like that.
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I wasn't scared, just lost my grip.
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Oh, no, I'm late for my appointment with the Dean.
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Dean Specter Macaques is the most respected man in the paranormal world.
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Yeah, generations of Macabres have studied under him.
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Dat's funny. No one's here.
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Impossible. The Dean is expecting us.
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Maybe went out to find the janitor.
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Watch it, Laddie.
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When you're as old as I am, there is a fine line 'tween dust and decomposition.
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Ma-ma-ma-maybe you should drink more...fluids.
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Hmmp! Let's see how good you look after a millennia or two.
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Ah. Morgana, it's quite a day for you.
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Not only is your paper first rate,
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but the academy is very impressed by your business accomplishments.
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That's my ghoul.
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I know you have lots to do, but take a moment to visit our adanced classes.
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Young Master Globby there can show you the way.
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I've got to do something to get out of the pits here.
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Ha! Well! Maybe...maybe I'll checked topside, ha?
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See if there's any opportunities for devilment.
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Hmm, bada-bada-bada...hmmm, car repair shops? Nah, too easy.
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Politics, ha? No, no, not enough challenge.
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Hey, what's this? What's this?
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What? Darkwing Duck at the Eldritch Academy?
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Oh-ha-ha! Would I love to get that do goodling dweeb on my resume!
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Ha! What? And he brought the kid with him?
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Wha-ha-ha-ha! Oh, boy!
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I've been waiting for an opportunity like this! Ha!
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Team, get me wardrobe. Ha-ha-ha!
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I'm stepping out tonight. Hee-hee-hee!
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What's this - the janitor's closet?
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It's...the Library of Forbidden Spells.
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Haanh?
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So, what's the Library of Forbidden Spells?
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Um, is it gonna do that every time we say...Library of Forbidden Spells?
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It cannot be helped.
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Those are the spells and incantations that extract too great a price to be used.
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"Too great a price to use." What? Is it in the soft cover edition?
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Get serious, Dark.
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The soul is far too precious a commodity to risk in the quest for easy power.
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Well, here's that nasty science lab.
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What? Who needs science when you've got magic?
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Ha! If I knew a little Hocus Pocus, poof! My homework would be history.
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Magic only looks easy because we do the calculations in our head.
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We still have to brew the corequisite potion,
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let it steep for ages,
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as long as you remember to burp the quackerware.
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This is all so cool!
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I wish I could ditch regular school and come here.
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Perhaps we could arrange to have Gosalyn sit in on the class.
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Really? Thank you.
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She does seem to have a natural feeling for the unnatural.
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Believe me, I know. I'm just not sure it should be encouraged.
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He-he-he! However, I can't say no to my little girl.
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Not if I want to wake up in the morning.
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That's wonderful, Dark Darling.
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That'll leave you free to help me with my presentation.
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Well, gee, uh...maybe I should stay here and supervise.
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Ulp!
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All right, class, settle down now.
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Today we will be creating hot liver and spirit vermillion.
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Like so:
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So, please have your spider bristles, mugwump ooze and calculators ready.
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Calculators?
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You can't create dinner without figured the logarithms for its ectoplasmatic field.
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Math is for weenies. Real wizards aren't afraid to experiment.
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Uh-oh!
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Cool beans! What is it?
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Some kind of disgusting glob monster?
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Eh, no offense, Globby.
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Eeeuu, gross!
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Congratulations, you just discovered chocolate pudding!
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Maybe you should just skip this experiment, now, dearie.
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It's probably beyond the reach of normals.
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But I'm sure you'll be welcome in the home-ec class.
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Stupid calculation. What kind of magic is that?
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Sorry!
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Hey, hey, wait up! you forgot your...
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Boy. And Dad calls me absent minded.
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...breaks through and...
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Oh, heh-heh-heh. Scared the daylights out of me, girlie.
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Who is that you got there?
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Who? I'm still working on what.
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Looks like Yorik. You know, I've been looking for him all afternoon.
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Uh, happen to see where the rest of them went?
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Uh, never mind. He'll wander back.
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Heh-heh-heh. He's a mean klutz.
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Always has a bone to pick with someone.
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Uh, bring your game, my dear.
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The name's Be-el-zee. Chief custodian.
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Uh, I thought no one was supposed to be here.
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Isn't this the Library of Forbidden Spells?
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Uh, used to be.
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Uh, I moved all that junk down to the basement.
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No sense taking up room with a lot of books nobody reads, uh?
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I don't know. They seem pretty sure about it.
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Now tell me, who you're gonna listen to?
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The type with their head and the clouds or the guy with all the keys.
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Oh, you, I guess.
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Aw, what's the matter, there, kiddo?
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Well, I was all psyched to learn magic.
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But it turns out you got to be a rocket scientist first.
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Ya know, I'll let you in on a little secret.
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Magic is easy.
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All that math stuff over there? Heh-heh.
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It's there to keep the teachers employed.
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Got a union thing, I think, you know?
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Ah-ha! This is a textbook for you.
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See? It skips all that mathematical nonsense.
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Magic Made Easy. Oh, that sounds...easy.
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Is it easy.
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None of that memorizing spells or collecting gold eyes and putting them in a cauldron stuff. Heh-heh.
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What did gold ever do to them, anyway?
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Hey, you see? You just wiggle your fingers like this.
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And presto - magic!
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Ooo, I don't know.
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Hey, here's a going to try. Look, uh, here, peek.
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You just wiggle your little fingers like this, huh?
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And you create one of them, uh, asearic familiars.
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Okay.
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Haah. But I hope you like chocolate pudding.
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Uh, you didn't say, "Presto".
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Presto.
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Wow! Major League impressive!
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But it could sure use a breath mint.
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This is much better than anything they did in class.
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So you keep the book for a while, huh, kid?
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Just, uh, don't tell anyone you got it.
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Um, you know, I really shouldn't let you have books without a library card, you know?
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Oh, no problem.
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C'mon, Imp. We got some spells to throw.
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There goes the bait...hah-hah-hah!
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And soon, hah, I'll be reeling in Darkwing Duck. Hah-hah!
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Oh, I don't know...
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Do you think I should redo these in color? I have the time.
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Look, Morg, you've already written the paper.
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If they wanna learn about warts and boils they can just read it for themselves.
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What's the big deal?
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What's the big deal?
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It's only the most important moment of my entire life!
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Oh, sorry, Dark. I guess I'm just a little tense.
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Heh-heh-heh, a little tense. That's un-un-understandable.
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Oh, Dark, don't you see?
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Dean Macaque won't just be judging my paper. They'll be judging me.
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My demeanor, my style, my ability think on my feet.
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Gee, is there going to be a swimsuit competition, too?
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Oof, ooh, wait a minute!
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Presto!
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The pocketbook edition. Much better, hah!
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It'd be a lot easier if this thing had pictures.
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A Golarion Turanga.
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Hmmm, can't have too many of those.
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Par-esto!
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Ooooooh! A man!
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You made that? But, now?
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Guess I kept doing dad.
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How could you manage the calculation?
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Calculation, heh...right!
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You don't have to pretend with me, Morgana.
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They know magic doesn't take all that stuff.
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What?
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But magic isn't easy.
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The only way to get that kind of power is...
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ahhhh!
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Gosalyn!
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Have you been using spells from the Forbidden Library?
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Of course not!
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All the forbidden stuff was moved to the basement.
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Really? I'm not your type or species.
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But, get a load of that hunk.
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Who told you the Forbidden Books were moved out of the libr...?
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Oh, no! My presentation is ruined!
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How can I make my presentation on the warts without visual aids?
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Don't play so hard to get, Mylokilo. Ah-ha-hee-hee-hee!
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Morgana. I expected your presentation to be a less, um, chubby.
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No, this isn't my presentation. Actually, it is but...
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but, it-it-it...but it was Gosa and Turanga...
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That creature was yours?
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Uh, yes.
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Oh, that's fantastic!
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The lass is a regular mystical Mozart.
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Now, lass, just how did you manage those spells?
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Oh, I've been working on, um, uh, a few theories of my own?
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Did ya hear that, folks?
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A possible break through.
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The academy must hear these theories.
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Gulp!
252
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Well, now that I've seen what, eh, Morgana is planning,
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I'm sure she can cut her a presentation to make room for this young prodigy.
254
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Oh, look at that time. Must be goin'.
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I gotta do a presentation.
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Oh, I have to go see someone. Bye!
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Yeah, yeah, that's my little genius.
258
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Oh, Dark, you don't really think that Gosalyn could do the magical calculations?
259
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Hey, she may not be book smart, but she's got great imagination.
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Just ask her teacher who, uhh, oughta be released any day now.
261
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She said something about the Forbidden Books being moved.
262
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Oh, I hope she hasn't gotten into any trouble.
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Helloohh!
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What do you mean, you don't do windows?
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Get out of here and get to work! I don't ever want...
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Heeyyy, hi, kid. What can I do for you?
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Oh, I kinda got roped into a big demonstration and I don't know what to do.
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Aw, come here, let me see that.
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Well, I know just the thing.
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Hmm, let me see. Um-hmm, um-hmm.
271
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Ah, here's the right one.
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Here you go.
273
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You'll knock them out of their seats with this.
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Cool!
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You're sure this didn't come from the...
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Library of Forbidden...?
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Heh-heh-heh. I keep telling you:
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that's all packed away with the day-glo polyester wizard robes.
279
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And nobody's gonna touch that stuff, hah?
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Go on, knock'em dead, kid.
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You know I will.
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Well, fine Janice Macabre for that, em... exciting presentation.
283
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They hated my presentation.
284
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Hey, hey. I thought you were great.
285
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But, that...hope you don't mind.
286
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I understand. After all, she's your daughter.
287
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Oh, this'll never work.
288
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Here. I'm gonna need both hands for this.
289
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Great. That's better.
290
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It is one of the Forbidden Books.
291
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Gosalyn! Don't...eee!
292
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Did I miss anything, Mac?
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We'll call that a no.
294
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I-I-I, uh...
295
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The real secret of magic is timing and...good grooming...and...huh-huh-huh...
296
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Hey, hey, hey! Give a kid a chance.
297
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You're losing 'em, Gos. Better hit 'em with the big stuff.
298
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Ha, presto!
299
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I've seen those doors before.
300
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Those are the Gates of Fire, you old fool.
301
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Fire or boo barbecue, folks, 'cause you got company. Ha-ha-ha!
302
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I know things seem to be cooking a little slow. Heh-heh-heh.
303
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Maybe it's time I turned up the heat.
304
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You picked the wrong battleground, Beelzebub.
305
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Now you face the combined power of the students and alumni of the Eldritch Academy.
306
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Gee, that was easy.
307
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I am the Terror that Flaps in the Night.
308
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I am the water balloon that lands right on your head.
309
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I am Darkwing Duck!
310
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You are a cooked goose.
311
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It takes more than that sparkler to stop me, you netherworld ninny.
312
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Deep fry 'im, boys.
313
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Ah-ah-ah-ah! Mustn't play with fire.
314
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Way to go, dad!
315
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Look out!
316
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And now, I have a little surprise for you.
317
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Morgana!
318
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I'll let her go if you agree to take her place.
319
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Don't do it, Dark!
320
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That's been his plan the whole time.
321
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All right. You've got a deal.
322
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You're not taking my dad. Go get him, Baba.
323
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Look, kid. Where do you think your power came from? Huh? Ha-ha-ha!
324
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Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
325
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Morgana, we've gotta do something!
326
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Unlike Morgana, Darkwing went in of his own free will.
327
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I'm afraid your deal for easy magic doomed him.
328
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I'm sure Gosalyn didn't know what she was doing. Did you, Gosalyn?
329
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Do I look stupid? I thought it was the janitor.
330
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Ah! Then, technically, the lass is an innocent.
331
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Well, I wouldn't go that far.
332
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Well, this changes everything.
333
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Beelzebub's contract is invalid.
334
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What does that mean?
335
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It means that with your help,
336
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we can bring Darkwing back,
337
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but it will get a lot of hard work.
338
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Well, what are you waiting for? Let's get magical!
339
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Hey, look at it this way, huh?
340
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How long do you think I'd let you run around fighting evil cutting into my business, hah?
341
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Just my overhead isn't bad enough already.
342
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Bring on your fire and brimstone, Beelzebub.
343
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I laugh at your eternal flames. Ha!
344
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Hey-hey-hey. I wouldn't waste my time with that old stuff.
345
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No. Hey-hey-hey.
346
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I reserved a special kind of heat for eternal punishment for you.
347
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Saved ya a seat, kiddo. You're just in time to watch Pelican's Island.
348
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Forever!
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Toenail of newt.
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Check.
351
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Steel of snail.
352
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Check.
353
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And cream of chicken soup.
354
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Checkaroonie.
355
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The square root of 26 billion minus the length of a vulture's pin feathers cubed.
356
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Wheeuuw! Smells gross!
357
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It's the monkey drool.
358
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It's done.
359
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Don't expect me to lick the spoon.
360
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Now it's time to pay back Mr. Fibs with a little of his own medicine.
361
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I tell you, boys, now that I've got Darkwing Duck wrapped up, I'm ready for bigger things.
362
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We're Nasha and Webb from the Brimstone Examiner.
363
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...are thinking about calling you, Babe.
364
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Hey, hey, heh-heh-heh, now we're cooking.
365
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First we need a picture of you and the duck.
366
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Say, "please".
367
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Gosalyn, what are you doing?
368
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Well, I guess that works.
369
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Hurry! The Academy can't keep the cage open forever!
370
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Hey, wait, don't leave. I'm just about to do a little baking.
371
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Ooooo!
372
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Gloo, gloo, gloo, Big Boy.
373
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Gee, Morgana, I'm sorry for messing up your special day.
374
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Sorry, dad. I didn't mean to endanger your soul like that.
375
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Um-hm. This punishment is going to have to be pretty good.
376
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I used up my best stuff when she blew up the bathroom.
377
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But this is gonna call for something major.
378
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Uhhh, not my comic books!
379
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Come on, dad. It's not like I played hookey or something. It was just your soul.
380
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This is cruel and unusual punishment.
381
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